They Let a New Guy Play Germany...

[@DankusMemecus]

A group of individuals indicated my nation of choice had a below average strength

[@olidavies3892]

omfg its this game ive been waiting for this.

[@frankfletcher_1]

A moderately sized crowd of Homo sapiens attempted to reference the country he had selected as having of less capabilities of than other nations

[@rezurrect7205]

What mod are you guys playing?

[@asdfsdfsdf5114]

@@rezurrect7205 their finest bruh

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

what was your opinion on the script? I personally enjoyed, nice to see after all these years Bo keeps up the originality

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*And in this timeline, Germany realized how valuable the diverse nations of the world were, and the world was united under a more enlightened Axis.*

[@adtopkek4826]

White people are all the same there is no diversity or culture there. Only blacks, Arabs, and Latinos have culture. Asians are white adjacent so they don't count either. - The left 2022

[@HobNob-tr1nm]

In this timeline, the rest of the Axis realise how monke Germany caused them to loose thousands of more men and as they take Berlin the German tanks are still celebrating their victory in Moscow

[@OWENROTHLERNER]

In this timeline, the blood, sweat, and tears of the minor nations and Japan will forever go down in history as true acts of heroism; whilst Germany unplugged their keyboards.

[@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese]

Germany had more diversity in the Waffen SS than all the Allies combined

[@anadaere6861]

@@OWENROTHLERNER "Even though the Axis powers committed countless atrocities(They sucked at that too) , the absurd insanity of the Germans causing the unbelievable effort the other axis members did to survive is something worth praising"

[@Vuosta]

Just watched Bo's perspective and this game was a fucking BANGER

[@Shaostie]

I wouldnt say banger as much as distressing

[@pandoranbias1622]

I have never seen a Germany throw so hard. Carried by the ENTIRE axis.

[@damdog74]

Amazing script

[@TheCTCSquad]

Thomas didn’t micro

[@reapergaming380]

Anyone got a link for the vod?

[@lioninjawarloc]

Golden malding during the naval battle is an S tier moment in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe

[@vojtechkorhon4159]

Golden was so funny in this video/stream

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

The first time Golden was funny without completely sucking at the game

[@mate5791]

2:16 You know that Dankus is a pro Hoi player when he does one misclick and proceeds to instantly call a tag switch

[@theultimatepielord8697]

In which Golden saves the Axis at the small cost of his sanity

[@AmphetamemeOverdose]

Most mentally stable Japan player

[@vojtechkorhon4159]

@@AmphetamemeOverdose just hoi4 player in general

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*All right, you've officially proven that you can win WWII without Germany.*

[@melfice999]

to be fair, Golden taking Paris helped.

[@maximilianliska5424]

only against incompetent ussr and with japan who did germanys work

[@muremuresen3725]

why 40w on tonk totorial dankos

[@bigbob5597]

@@melfice999 and Bo's tank did help a lot too

[@cookiecraze1310]

If you get Spain to join the war and Japan decides to go the Europe.

[@thefart6901]

golden had every right to be this mad

[@walesdoesntsuck6635]

He truly did. He won his game and the euro axis should've done the same, yet he had to win their game for them too lmao

[@12gark]

@@walesdoesntsuck6635 Well, to be fair, the Euro Axis (excluded Germany ofc) did a great job if you consider how BAD Germany was.

[@alphadenden6168]

The german incompetence from 2 perspectives is just pure gold

[@hmm8454]

Well I see why Japan was so pissy in Italy's POV of this game

[@TheArklyte]

For once we see BOTH sides of Pacific War entering European Theater in 1943 instead of US showing up and Germany effectively losing any chance to win... pity that it happened with _this_ Germany though:(

[@Dominion69420]

You know shit got desperate when GOLDEN had to come save the day

[@USELESSDCK]

tbh golden is a good japan, just a bad uk and germany

[@ZearthGJL]

"This enraged the axis, who punished him severely."

[@serbiaknight8190]

Oversimplified reference Nice

[@iiDTC]

that reference never gets old

[@DankusClipicus]

Man this Dankus guy is pretty good

[@VKL_Equal]

Obama giving Obama medal moment

[@comradejeb2248]

He kinda sucks ngl, needs to prove his skills as Albania.

[@spunchkirb]

propaganda be like

[@hanneslundin346]

The Bo games are the best, far less toxic and the people are fun Makes for perfect content :)

[@sereese4937]

Golden and Bo's shouting match would beg to differ :D

[@alexanderschoenbrunn6696]

@@sereese4937 But did Golden ever take Paris?

[@CalvinNoire]

@@alexanderschoenbrunn6696 no, he did not.

[@alexanderschoenbrunn6696]

@@CalvinNoire try thinking crititcaly next time shill

[@indiananorton13]

They won’t let Dankus play a major, but they let a potato play Germany!

[@reptiloidtill]

This would have been a 3h game with dankus on Germany. That guy effectively made one of most fun games

[@grumpycato8314]

The USSR player was new, as far as I remember

[@tekinet7958]

@@grumpycato8314 yes and that's Germany didn't micro, bcs he specifically said he won't micro in the east

[@indiananorton13]

@@tekinet7958 ok I get the no micro on east agasint a new player, but let’s be real about the overall play by potato Germany this game. Failures in air, navy and army. There’s a difference between gimping ur self, and checking out of the game. Great comeback game though!

[@TheArklyte]

Might be problem with finding agreeable co-op(s). Majors shouldn't be played by single player.

[@TejasNafde]

ngl i need to see dankus' face while he's gasping out "bo biden" repeatedly

[@Ispeedymg]

The time progression from the window behind dankus is the real MVP

[@somethingconfusing7305]

Whoever was the Japan player was hilarious, you should definitely have him play with you more. It would be great.

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

His gamertag is Golden, and he plays a lot with Bokoen1 (the host of the game). He has a pretty awesome KZbin channel, so you can check it out for more of golden. I think Golden streams too? Not sure on that, I'm not into twitch.

[@brobrobear470]

@@jeremiahrussell4913 bro please what is his KZbin channel send link been looking for months. Like if your reply so I get notification

[@jeremiahrussell4913]

@@brobrobear470 I think golden only streams, but here's his twitch: m.twitch.tv/goldenspatulas/schedule As for Bokoen he has some great highlights including golden if you prefer something a little bit more edited like Dankus'. kzbin.info

[@cookiecraze1310]

Watch Bokoen1, he does shorter HOI4 vids but they're usually slightly better edited with fewer memes. Golden is a regular in his vids, and this was one of his games.

[@dwightd.eisenhower2031]

@@cookiecraze1310 fewer memes? Is that a good thing?

[@4realm8rusirius]

Germany in just a vegetable in this game

[@DankusMemecus]

bruh

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

a carrot to be specific

[@kappsa5365]

never did i expect golden to be the competent one

[@baryon5018]

IMPOSSIBLE DRINKING CHALLENGE: drink a shot every time Dankus says "Joe Biden". Lol don't do it you're gonna get into an alcoholic coma.

[@DirkusTurkess]

"I got it" - Dankus "He did not in fact, have it" - Narrator

[@andreashecht2942]

You gotta do more games like this one this video has been by far the best one in a while

[@SpicyFiur]

"Golden was Singing" Golden: Shut Up! (Just) Shut Up!

[@Vuosta]

You know germany is playing like shit when japan has to come push out D-day and win barb

[@bigjtexas2309]

New USSR player(s?) so Thomas, a HOI4 vet, says he won’t micro the East and leave it to his COOP. COOP shits the bed, then everyone scrambles.

[@midnighteclipsed2738]

still. he somehow cant micro the west front either XD, also he can tell his COOP which unit to move (Probably? i dont read the rule set for this match)

[@mattdowning536]

That was the funniest and most entertaining game of HOI I have ever witnessed

[@EJ-jh1vf]

'Japan retakes Paris while Adolf Biden sleeps' - 1943 colorized

[@treo1230]

After the end of the Russian - German War, the Axis decided Germany was too monkey and invaded it. In an attempt to stop them, Germany lost 10M men in one month and then capitulated, giving all of its territory to Japan, the true winner of this match.

[@shadowoflasalle8831]

Another epic win from Golden “I’m coming on your ass” Spatula

[@moonman62]

Can't believe they said his 40 dockyard Spain was weak bros...

[@lethe_lets]

The real content is golden doing something

[@thejacobscallum]

dankus listened to community demand with the no tonk build

[@lol_histicall4289]

Ive never seen such a dysfunctional axis ever

[@saulgallagher5668]

I didn't even notice in the Bo video that there were 20 divisions per tile on that d-day, or that they lost 26 divisions in one random tile in the USSR ooof

[@That1Polish]

Gotta love the absolute Japan carry this game

[@Chorutowo]

That Japan moment needs to be clipped

[@szarusz]

this is peak Dankus. The best video in a while.

[@MrTeddy12397]

They said my Axis was weak...

[@octopusguy5648]

GOLDEN GOT A DATE!? good on him but GOLDEN!? welp I wonder how she'll react to him screaming at a map for 8 hours a day

[@alexandervale8563]

“We said his Germany was weak”

[@remster5284]

Golden was prime entertainment.

[@jakeszedetzki2373]

just watched the bokoen vid lol

[@DankusMemecus]

me too!

[@Mobius118F]

It’s like watch a recruit mess up than see Drill Sargents home in on the poor bastrad… Only more kind.

[@JamesHPTS]

This was like an npc protection quest for princess adolf

[@mosesracal6758]

Bo's video on this is so chaotic man lmao

[@DoccyStars]

Bo's script was pretty strange this time

[@Gwebb74]

Definitely, almost better than Bo:Italy DDaying behind DDay to win the gane

[@crock3251]

I like how golden just started singing,lol

[@thepowerofsand6180]

You know its a good game when it's a banger and Swimmy isn't even there

[@Supergforce777]

The most cracked out map game I’ve ever seen

[@satboi2734]

Finally a golden W

[@plconqueror5040]

saw you in bokoen video and i just waited until you posted your perspective in this game dankus

[@ZippyzzzReal]

great now the next 50k games will be tank only, so much to look forward to!!!!!

[@12gark]

Honestly, the level of play of this game was so bad that everything was super hilarious. That the Allies and Russia were able to lose against such a weak Germany is ridiculous, even if every other axis nation (including the east) did a great job. Anyway, fun game, and great job

[@HugACreeper88]

This was one of the best games in a long time

[@Griselda706]

I read the title until I saw what was Germany sitting on and I found out there's three country balls and I think we all know where this is going

[@quincyames2014]

this is a good ad for golden lmao

[@Revener666]

Railway gun reach Malta? you would need the Paris gun for that.

[@techs7438]

Love to see new vid keep the good work dankus

[@X1ninja12]

I love how golden is yelling so much his mic is cutting out

[@saulgallagher5668]

See, I thought Thomas was covering France/D-Day... since he definitely wasn't in charge of the soviet front. But no, maybe he was just asleep ngl

[@justanotherredbeard4439]

Who needs Malta when one can simply malda, alta

[@ItsDazlo]

Dankus played an all nighter for this

[@skinkpriestshawchek8847]

Golden finally took Paris

[@MsSaskezero]

Ngl Golden is super star of this game

[@2Links]

I can't tell if you're just one day slower or if you have an agreement with Bo to wait until after his video is out lmfao

[@impoggers]

2 vids in 2 vids imagine if its a 1 vid in 1 day after this

[@EarnestVictory]

Golden as Germany: Can't take Paris Golden as Japan:

[@Revener666]

"Golden needs to play Japan to take Paris" :)

[@HugACreeper88]

Golden either has incredible 600 IQ plays or Joe Biden monke games there is no in between

[@doba1err_]

Every one said that Germany was week....

[@Dumbasmf123]

They said my Girlfriend focus was weak

[@ldavidtw2000]

Absolutely the best episode yet

[@mightyking-ark5785]

Every time there was a D-Day Germany went to sleep lol

[@derpman116]

This is why I'd never trust Thomas as Germany

[@Tykanek]

never let a new guy play Germany, but still, better than the AI

[@nikosnikos5082]

i think i remember a thomas in bo's channel. Was he just in the vic 2 vids?

[@peoplesoft2784]

This was such a legendary game

[@Alecsandru010]

Giiiiizaz, this was a fucking circus! :D

[@tacticalnuke5673]

"What are the Germans doing?!" Eating rocks.

[@fishpig4391]

I just watched Bo's vid on this, hilarious

[@laurin4417]

This squad is elite

[@sfdwawf]

When your consists of 4 certified humans

[@BrokenOlive]

Golden is fucking hilarious.

[@thefart6901]

i just watched bo's perspective

[@Konusu]

oh boy. was this the game with bokoen where the germany had a single braincell? lol

[@franseriksson8258]

No snus=fake snuser my fridge has 5 stockar esports

[@juangubia3420]

Axis be like: this is fine

[@piellamp]

somehow bos audio is better and clearer to hear

[@NormalPerson45]

when bo and dankus upload :)

[@kryzzan7039]

Japan got screwed over despite carrying the game

[@l00narcy]

they said my build was weak

[@kennypowers2341]

I think in the medieval days when an army conquered town and burned all the buildings and killed all the men/raped all the women there was less wailing than there was in this video game of moving unit icons on a map.

[@Realpersonfrongod]

That thumbnail

[@chadius1]

MOD?

[@sebastianlee6695]

They said my Spain was bad...

[@SerRompalot]

Huh, is it just me or did the title change to be nicer?

[@hristonavarro7412]

Doing infantry with tank stats instead of tanks lol

[@ItalianStarAnimations]

But why would they do this to a newbie