Danny Bhoy Live at the Commonwealth 2014

[@rorwyk]

People complaining about comedians retelling jokes don't understand the job. They are not 'retelling' jokes they are performing for an audience who likely has never heard them or has brought ppl with them who haven't heard them. Once a comedian makes it big they can start doing more material, but this is absolutely the norm for getting your name around. Jeff Dunham did the same gig for what, 15 years or more before he made it then started adding a whole lot to his act. But you'll still see him do the same show for Chicago as he did for Austin

[@TwiggehTV]

Speaking of which, THANK FUCK i dont have to listen to that skeleton doll anymore! JEEZ that shit got old fast...

[@enotdetcelfer]

Why just the other day I went to go see one of my favorite bands at a live show, but I was so disappointed, because they just resung all their old songs!

[@birgerkagan6087]

@@enotdetcelfer Is it not so that those old songs were the songs that made them your favorite band? When I go to an AC/DC, Stones, Shadows or Duke Ellington concert I'd go because I enjoyed what the did - not what they would do in the future

[@seferinorino6951]

They may complain about musicians playing the same songs as well

[@pleiadesdragon1391]

I love Danny Bhoy and some jokes I heard many times and still makes me laugh thanx Danny

[@docstefmd830]

"... how the shirt goes with the pint ..." get´s me each and every time!!! that´s one of the truest and funniest punchlines in a scottish joke you could ever come across ... hats of to Danny for that!!!

[@clothilde1623]

Holy shit I nearly died laughing at that part about Scottish women on a night out. As a Scottish woman I can confirm that it was all sooooo damn accurate! 😂

[@katiedid1851]

Great mimic. Clean, hilarious . Watching over and over.

[@rosemaryclarke2348]

This man takes the ordinary and makes it soo extraordinary!😂

[@heatherbell4410]

I've watched these clips over and over and they never stop being funny. Pat TheHombre - musicians sing the same songs. When it's funny is deserves repeating. You've obviously not watched his other stuff on DVD, always funny and on three different continents!

[@memsahibproductions]

"Get a taxi, get a taxi", great impersonations and the Scottish Thai Chi was hilarious!

[@flyingvigil]

i used to live in Scotland for few years. when i went out with friends, thats exactly what happened with my girl friends lol. i can´t drink much, so i was always sober when they did this and it was hilarious lol.

[@TheCanadiangirl4]

flyingvigil A similar thing tends to happen with Cdn girls too.

[@flyingvigil]

TheCanadiangirl4 so it is save to say, few hours of pleasant company of alcohol will result the same effect globally. Darn you alcooloool... :)

[@TheCanadiangirl4]

flyingvigil lol. Crazy how that works.

[@flyingvigil]

TheCanadiangirl4 illuminati :P

[@lorrygeewhizzbang9521]

lol the same conversation that's howled around towns at 1am all over Ireland too 😂

[@shananalexander9789]

This is my favorite video of Danny

[@Obimacwen]

I want to go to Scotland now.

[@bluejayfinch]

Obimacwen come my friend I welcome you with open arm!

[@mjwallace743]

Obimacwen stay over there😑 I'm joking

[@jessicaxxx5956]

It’s shit

[@freadadillon4071]

I adore this little guy!

[@einahsirro1488]

I love this guy. He's so fricken cute.

[@markzman3945]

Yes!! My country flag 0:11 VANUATU below the Scottish Flag in the middle. I Love his stand ups most of his jokes are so relatable here in my beautiful tiny nation Vanuatu you probably never heard of.

[@LJY08]

So guys, this is how you make a joke about women without beginning with "don't you hate it when women...", or some other variation of that theme.

[@darkpassenger09]

there's always one.

[@LJY08]

darkpassenger09 Yeah, we make up more than half the population of the world, so we're bound to show up and ruin the bro-show from time-to-time you know?

[@darkpassenger09]

Let me re-phrase "there is always one moronic feminist type trying to push a point where doesn't belong." Better?

[@LJY08]

darkpassenger09 Let ME rephrase; "there's always one moronic MRA/PUA/MGTOW waiting to attack a feminist online because they have strength in numbers, at least they think they do. That is, you send out the call for your 'bros' to swarm and 'attempt', and I emphasize the word 'attempt', to allow them to fight your battle for you, because you know deep down that you have no idea what you're talking about, but just know that whatever is bothering you, it's women who are responsible"...how did I do? So, go on, invite your MRA/PUA/MGTOW 'friends' to defend your position for you and make you feel like the 'superior alpha' you so long to be. ...I only ask that you take away one message from a feminazi like me (who also just happens to be human), in the written flesh! Yes! You have encountered one! ...you have no idea what it is to be a man, and if you continue on the MRA/PUA/MGTOW path? You will destroy your life. Get your head together and do what is necessary to lead a healthy life, that doesn't blame feminists or women for all of the bad shit in your life. Find a worthy male role-model as soon as possible, because if you continue on this path? You are continuing on a path to nowhere. These views are not universally accepted and in fact are largely universally denigrated, because the world has moved on, and you are either part of progress, or part of the past, and the past always gets left behind. Understand that you are not part of a revolution, you are part of the past, clinging on for dear life to survive. Is that really where you want to be? I can honestly say that if I was you? It's not where I'd want to be. Women, or more specifically, feminists? Are not your problem...YOU are your problem, and you'd better get used to that, or your life is going to be one misery after another, and you can't keep blaming other people forever, because eventually? You run out of people to blame and it just comes back to YOU. ...but what do I know hey? I'm just a woman and a moronic-feminist...that is...to use YOUR prose...

[@darkpassenger09]

Aaaand with every point you tried to make you completely missed the mark. I just simply don't agree with modern feminism. Women aren't all feminists, if you really think thats true then you arent going to change anything being such a hypocrite by generilizing both people who disagree with you and other woman (plenty of women disagree with you) P.s i dont give a shit about any "bros" coming to my defence i don't care about anyone on the internet.

[@maureenackerley8024]

Scottish Tai chi, that gave me a good belly laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinchappell3694]

That is one problem with KZbin.......everyone can see every performance. Nobody can have a new show every gig.

[@mircat28]

Then stop getting free stuff everybody pays for and go buy a ticket to see a show.

[@gwocomoly]

It's amazing how the Scottish and Canadian drinking culture is virtually identical

[@lissie7053]

You can add New Zealand to that

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Ya when he says, never happen anywhere else...IAM thinking, happens every day here in Canada

[@aliibra4546]

3:05 Daayyuuummn!...and yeah Danny was great too as always XD

[@MrEdybriones]

Ali Ibra ... Man, thought I was the only pervert here... Lol... But, seriously, wowsa, eh!

[@DonMorte2]

How YOU doing?

[@BillyTheBigKid82]

He has an Australian version of the bar tai chi joke. =D

[@kevinbihari]

How do i just learn about him just now

[@John-2Cat]

Where's Dhanny these days?

[@MrHaydnSir]

too accurate to have not been watching from a distance with binoculars

[@elisabethpearl9790]

Love Danny......

[@flaviarenevey6719]

The last thing he was joking about anoyes me as well.

This is the REAL TASTE OF SCOTLAND....Enjoy......

[@LongJoansRockNRollGlamHour]

HAHAHAHAHA! That's me, except, I already have a plan! Friends don't believe I know where I'm going, since I'm that drunk, but I do. Also me, whilst waiting for the ladies to get out of the pub; except I go inside and down another drink in 10 secs and still waiting for the girls to get out of the toilet. Oh, and the girl with the limp? Me as well LOL!

[@bluejayfinch]

We did a thing in school about the common wealth that when someone said something about rugby, someone else would shout "we don't talk about the rugby!!!"

[@ilkhgs]

Okay, who we kidd'n here, funny as F*CK this Bhoy is! WOO-HOO!!!

[@themaverick7707]

I'm Indian and I want a Scottish wife to produce a kid like Danny.

[@melaniestanford7476]

Scotland sounds much like George Street, NL. Hahaha!

[@alicegirard3373]

I ve always thought cricket was everywhere in the UK 🏏🤔

[@allanlawrence4512]

Guy at 7:40 can relate

[@rickymc9050]

No...listennn....no listennn....Danny no need to get a taxi! Tai chi all the way....cheers!!!!! :-) LoL

[@NazwaBricksZajeta]

7:36 Yer a great stand-upper, no doubt, but there's few more countries where you're gonna see a scene like that: Poland, Ukraine, Czech, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Russia, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria and pretty much any other slav country

[@mlxgamer7593]

same joke about the drinking used for australians in his 2007 tour

[@henrihenn8666]

+MLX Gamer but here he didn't use the "LEGEEEEEND" bit :D

[@csgrambauer5852]

+MLX Gamer I totally agree. I've already posted this already but I'll post it again for here. I've been watching a bunch of his clips and yeah when in Sydney Opera House, he performed this same joke and he called it the Aussie Tai Chi. I love him still as a comedian but yeah it was pretty much a disappointment hearing the same joke but just changed for whatever country he's in. Lame. Same with his 'drunk women going into and out of a bar' joke. :/

[@mlxgamer7593]

wtf are u on about ^^^ omg such a disappointment lol stfu

[@billyboycinci]

if you watch most comedians, they use the same jokes for different audiences for a while, then change their material. its completely unrealistic to expect them to come up with all new jokes for every performance. a rock group doesn't write new songs for every concert.

[@vladtepes97]

you think musicians don't play the same music at their concerts throughout their careers?

[@jonboyd5694]

Reminds me of south african girls coming out of a night club in the early 90s. Especially infuriating if youve offered to drive them somewhere.

[@westaussie965]

at 'the commonwealth?'

[@dcjimr1]

Funny and sexy...great combo!

[@aditighosh4926]

Well it’s not live anymore is it

[@dangerouswater]

Apparently when he performs in Australia the Scottish Tai Chi becomes the Australian Tai chi...I thought we were unique...what a disappointment...

[@DisorderedUniverse]

+dangerouswater where do you think Australians come from?

[@forexalised9053]

+dangerouswater A lot of comedians do this, its been this way for many of them.

[@CalLadyQED]

+Forexalised , Yup, they do. I thought South African comedian Trevor Noah's bit where he lands in NY and is mistaken for Puerto Rican was hilarious. Then I heard his story about landing in LA and being mistaken for Mexican.

[@forexalised9053]

***** Yeah, it annoys me but I've got to give them credit for still making each audience laugh.

[@edddnsf]

+Awaken Evidently from all over the world!! And NOT just Scotland or the rest of the British Isles!!

[@mathiasvanherrewegen1720]

I am searching the show where he is sitting in the train, and his sock comes out of his pants in front of a woman Can someone help me please?

[@jantruitt9241]

I Must Be Scottish !!! 😂 That Is The Only Exploitation !!! 🤔 But I Was Born In Germany !!! 🥴🥴🥴

[@desyguru]

He resemble Mahesh babu very much

[@Lullalies]

A tanned version of Colin Farrell.

[@shawnhinves7012]

Tanned and Scottish version

[@clothilde1623]

“Tanned”? His real surname is Chaudhry...

[@taikay6683]

1:39 my country flag

[@lorrainedonaldson1771]

Where is he now ???

[@philgabka]

Touring Canada - "Age of Fools". Simply brilliantly hilarious!

[@nagylevi3827]

What happens in there? Free drinks.

[@xxivy_dabestxx9615]

Hasn't he done an old Billy Connelly routine here?

[@Kinokisings]

7:35 I wish he'd do that to my naked body

[@VivekMishra2010]

I could do that if you want? Can I?

[@rishab8world]

@@VivekMishra2010 you sure mate? What if you end up as the girl here ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaCVd6Z3bqxqmas

[@aofpc4290]

That’s girls everywhere

[@quinnrafferty4635]

You are breaking the car Sameer

[@carolmurray187]

Hilarious

[@grumpymcfudge9616]

Yet auld hat noo son

[@davidbugler9212]

$

[@loud479]

No word of a lie o got stopped in the toon wi a newly bought cricket bat and cos it wis second hand it looked old (was for Halloween) and the polis stopped me and gave me a grilling just in case I wanted to bash some heeds in

[@gimiklioptions]

3:05 Yummy

[@BizzyX78]

+Gimikli Options - I know, right... That guy was handsome.

[@gimiklioptions]

BizzyX78 If that is what you prefer then glad you found him but for me, the girl in black would be my poison 😀

[@BizzyX78]

Gimikli Options - It was a joke... Although he's not bad looking. I'm just as gay as you are. I just find it funny that people always seem to point out the elephant in the room..., figuratively speaking of course.

[@morrisrez4711]

+BizzyX78 She sure is a elefant worth pointing out 😉

[@gimiklioptions]

She sure is

[@mr35worldmer42]

i dont think danny realizes that hes got a lot of fans that watches him all the time. and hearing the same jokes from a decade ago gets pretty boring. im a fan..but come on mate..get some new materials.

[@mickyalberta3484]

Well if you watch him all the time of course you are going to see repetition. He doesn't write new material every day just for you. His routines go around the world. It isn't he who puts them on KZbin.

[@aqimjulayhi8798]

He repeats it simply because he meets a new group of audience every trip. They may not have heard the joke as much as we do.

[@guitarman0365]

well that is the problem with internet...all comedians have a harder time now because you can see everything all in one go. Decades ago before youtube a comedian could get by one one act for like a couple years touring around different cities without people knowing what they will say.

[@elyotwren2028]

I've been a fan of his since 2003, and these jokes are new to me.

[@mircat28]

Comedians are not doing comedy sets for youtube they are doing the routines for paying customers in comedy venues. Those people rarely follow the comedian to other clubs so to every club it's a new comedic set. Comics do not memorize 40 different 90 minute sets so every gig they go to hears new material which would be damn near impossible anyway! People on youtube are getting comedy for free. Scroll through and find ones you haven't seen and stop complaining.

[@joshcharfauros2699]

The laughter sounds fake

[@John-2Cat]

Come on dhanny new material. We loved you but sadly same jokes for years......

[@OrphanCrippler69bb]

He needs some new jokes hes using the same jokes from like 2007

[@mickyalberta3484]

Yep...he uses the same joke 7 years later and because of KZbin free posts you get to hear it twice...pretty reprehensible all right! How much have you paid to hear his shows?

[@mircat28]

His materical is fine

[@someoneelse.2252]

Your'e telling the same tired jokes Danny. Need new material , need new material.

[@DevotioOfficial]

+Dxhangover *you're

[@DevotioOfficial]

+Dxhangover haha love it! 😅

[@mickyalberta3484]

So, presumably you are watching all his international shows for free on KZbin, then complaining about repetition. Just how does that work?

[@mircat28]

You need to understand the concept of comedy. It's not him who has to adjust diddly. It's 0] you all who need to adjust your attitudes. He's doing ecactly what a comedian is supposed to do.

[@specialized29er86]

Same jokes as the clip me just watched, moving on.

[@toejam2639]

I wish he would write some god damn new material I've heard the same jokes in Australia England and Canada I just get tired of the same gags

[@philgabka]

He does have a new material but doesn't record anymore. I saw him live 3 years ago and last week in Canada. New brilliant material in both shows that i haven't seen anywhere on KZbin

[@Scottit]

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