Danny Bhoy - Visitor's Guide to Scotland

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Danny Bhoy

Danny Bhoy

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@mnsanabu
@mnsanabu 8 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't think Glasgow was one of the first ten holiday destinations in Europe .. And you'd be right " That one killed me .
@Mojoman57
@Mojoman57 8 жыл бұрын
I thought of Jeremy Clarkson for some reason when I heard that.
@Linda-ef4oh
@Linda-ef4oh 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Yawniffer
@Yawniffer 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed obnoxiously there. His timing was awesome.
@jeremysmith54565
@jeremysmith54565 3 жыл бұрын
The Gáidhlig one has me in bits lol
@PaganAbroad
@PaganAbroad 9 жыл бұрын
clearly demonstrates Scotland best asset - a unique and great sense of humour - lol
@synchc
@synchc 8 жыл бұрын
+Hooch nah, their sense of humour, among just about everything else, is shared by the rest of britain and ireland but heres where their true merits lay - they take it further and are less prone to falter. its like theyre the last bastion of the britons. there are pockets in england and wales but the scots have held fastest. long may it continue. im english and, as such, it may sound sycophantic but fuck that. i like these isles and their folk and i dont give a fuck about the the uk. long live ireland, scotland, wales and england and god save these isles!
@timmungenast
@timmungenast 8 жыл бұрын
+synchc From your mouth to God's ear, mate! Long may the isles prosper. We in the States loove ye all.
@synchc
@synchc 8 жыл бұрын
Tim Mungenast i hate to be the downer but its right. london's prosperity was england's downfall and its happening again across the ocean. strong feelings for you lot but take care.
@faerefolke
@faerefolke 5 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm is the other.
@missyb9438
@missyb9438 5 жыл бұрын
Hooch ha ha. Good one. I lived there for 5 years, didn’t come across anyone with a sense of humour.
@robspore5046
@robspore5046 6 жыл бұрын
"Most people speak the Queen's English... that is if the Queen had a serious case of Tourettes". I spat my tea at that one.
@2011Azure
@2011Azure 5 жыл бұрын
What is it with Scotland & Tourettes jokes ? Recent furor again at the Dave awards. What a hoot !
@2011Azure
@2011Azure 5 жыл бұрын
Finally got the basis for the T jokes. Duh ! The Scots talk as if they all had Tourettes.
@dive2663225
@dive2663225 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@kingaragornii9940
@kingaragornii9940 4 жыл бұрын
@Rob Spore Your pic is of the missing people poster.😂🙆🤦
@joshuatumambo5674
@joshuatumambo5674 8 жыл бұрын
`Im from America` *Glass breaks* ` WANKER! ` That part cracked me up
@IllusiveSerb
@IllusiveSerb 8 жыл бұрын
That was the best part.
@scottishgirl8259
@scottishgirl8259 6 жыл бұрын
Panzer Kamper here as well😀
@PeterNgola
@PeterNgola 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Tumambo you're probably a Canadian. They feel worse about Canadians.
@1875-b6n
@1875-b6n 6 жыл бұрын
MrAllthatnmore nah canada’s sound
@robertsharrock188s
@robertsharrock188s 5 жыл бұрын
Jealousy is an ugly cologne. So suits the scotts.
@ArcyVangkerr
@ArcyVangkerr 4 жыл бұрын
Scotland has unique anti-terrorism: "we'll set aboot ye...." 😂
@MyJc1980
@MyJc1980 4 жыл бұрын
This was my favourite 🤣🤣
@mumblic
@mumblic 4 жыл бұрын
Can somebody translate this to English please??
@kylenewall543
@kylenewall543 4 жыл бұрын
@@mumblic means to fight you
@TheBrataccas
@TheBrataccas 4 жыл бұрын
@@mumblic what part
@mumblic
@mumblic 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrataccas we'll set aboot ye.
@deadchannel3434
@deadchannel3434 9 жыл бұрын
I'm on vacation at Scotland while watching this, I regret nothing
@nigellllllllll
@nigellllllllll 10 жыл бұрын
I thought this was going to be a boring professional guide to Scotland but its way more epic xD
@dr.davidwho4053
@dr.davidwho4053 4 жыл бұрын
😆
@Dicedinhalf
@Dicedinhalf 11 жыл бұрын
"All the top design houses: Lidl, TK Maxx, Alis Cave. Dying. Used to live above Alis.
@meganbrochu2535
@meganbrochu2535 7 жыл бұрын
"It's often said that you don't know what's in your back yard...unless you're Fred West." Best punchline about serial killers ever uttered.
@NeilMcEvoy
@NeilMcEvoy 6 жыл бұрын
"or the sound of a musical instrument" .. aw man that's my favourite
@jumpjet777
@jumpjet777 10 жыл бұрын
I live in Glasgow, and I approve of this message :)
@tynanblue655
@tynanblue655 10 жыл бұрын
What part of Glasgow, cuz i'm from Motherwells!
@jumpjet777
@jumpjet777 10 жыл бұрын
Tynan Blue Bellahouston (which is near Ibrox) :) No I'm not a football fan .... Formula 1 & Rugby for me :)
@tynanblue655
@tynanblue655 10 жыл бұрын
jumpjet777 nice i play Rugby every here and there!
@alexreddington2139
@alexreddington2139 10 жыл бұрын
Ibrox, aka, Castle Greyskull xD
@theandymaster7478
@theandymaster7478 9 жыл бұрын
Come from springburn, near posil park
@hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262
@hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262 8 жыл бұрын
Oh god Dundee The teen-pregnancy capital of Europe
@MS1337S
@MS1337S 8 жыл бұрын
That's scumdee for ya haha
@caitlinkelly8609
@caitlinkelly8609 8 жыл бұрын
MasterAtheistic no way haha
@Jamiered18
@Jamiered18 5 жыл бұрын
Also the drugs death capital of Europe! (I still love Dundee though)
@jenniferlazowski781
@jenniferlazowski781 5 жыл бұрын
It's like the southern Confederate states of the USA
@krashd
@krashd 5 жыл бұрын
Dundee was never the drugs death capital of Europe, neither was Edinburgh, even though Trainspotting promulgated that image of our capital, but sadly you are true about the first claim. I can't remember the year (maybe 1994?) but it was found in a study of European cities that Dundee had the highest prevalence of teen pregnancies. Not exactly a feather in our cap :/
@Victoria-dh9vb
@Victoria-dh9vb 5 жыл бұрын
Love Scotland. It's absolutely beautiful. And ah. The sass. Nowhere does sass as well as the British Isles. So dry, so sarcastic... it's perfect in every way, and Scotland is the crowning glory of that.
@IllusiveSerb
@IllusiveSerb 8 жыл бұрын
All the jokes aside, I always liked Scotland. The bagpipes, the mountains, the free spirit of it's people...
@peterd5496
@peterd5496 5 жыл бұрын
Free Spirit? Nah Hollyrood taxed that...
@-XTD-
@-XTD- 5 жыл бұрын
The heroin
@mikeneville9149
@mikeneville9149 3 жыл бұрын
Are yee drunk man!
@factsabouturmum9250
@factsabouturmum9250 9 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Scotland only consisted of masses of people in track suits engaging in melee combat with a horse militia on a soccer field.
@selamlaut8165
@selamlaut8165 6 жыл бұрын
facts about ur mum That is Russia, except for the soccer field' part
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 5 жыл бұрын
That's only at the weekends.
@josephwood4362
@josephwood4362 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that was just Fife
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 5 жыл бұрын
What's soccer? We know football.
@rmac8378
@rmac8378 3 жыл бұрын
@@nfspbarrister5681 Scotland it’s fitbaw
@jimbomcgill2241
@jimbomcgill2241 8 жыл бұрын
The Fred West joke made me laugh for longer than I'm used to.
@johnmclean687
@johnmclean687 5 жыл бұрын
@@iamnormal8648 Fred West was a murderer who buried his victims in his garden.
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 5 жыл бұрын
i got the joke even without knowing who he was and what he did lmao! my brain automatically went for "he must be a serial killer burying bodies in backyard" and laughed out
@itookallthenames
@itookallthenames 8 жыл бұрын
my first meal in Scotland was from a Bulgarian fish and chip shop in Aberdeen.
@HayesRonan
@HayesRonan 11 жыл бұрын
I've been to Scotland twice, fuckin' loved it! I only met one sane person there the whole time and he was the cop that frisked me in the airport. Stayed in Glasgow one time and had a blast. Played a gig in some place called Fat Boab's in Kincardine..which was like an open lunatic asylum and toured about off the beaten track around Saltcoats and a few other spots. Great people, and well worth a visit. All the best from Ireland.
@rorywhyte6722
@rorywhyte6722 11 жыл бұрын
As a Dundonian, I'm delighted with the portrayal of our fair city here.
@roose78
@roose78 12 жыл бұрын
I'm an Australian of Scottish decent. Visiting Scotland is the one thing I wanna do before I die and this vid has given me so much more incentive. Cheers, Danny.. You're a fuckin legend!
@sam8404
@sam8404 2 жыл бұрын
Did you ever visit Scotland?
@Woodbug-b7t
@Woodbug-b7t 9 ай бұрын
Beware the Agony Bags with pipes.
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 4 ай бұрын
I'll swap ye hooses if yer still interested? You come live in Edinburgh and I'll take your pad in Oz! 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤🇦🇺😄
@georgiaprior6349
@georgiaprior6349 10 жыл бұрын
I myself am from Scotland and it is a beautiful place (in some places). But i found this very entertaining
@BobiR-bl9fc
@BobiR-bl9fc 9 жыл бұрын
+Georgia Prior :: I think in this season ,the best countries for traveling are Iran & India , you can see rare birds & Animals and amazing forests in Caspian sea ,And even Persian Cuisines and Indian Cuisines are great,..I know these countries very well because I have traveled to many remote areas in both countries
@Mike-xh8fl
@Mike-xh8fl 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Dundee. The half second snippet of one of the signs was more than it deserved, lol
@burningsnow9870
@burningsnow9870 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you're pretty done with Dundee 🤣
@JonoeeL
@JonoeeL 15 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't think Glasgow was one of the top 10 holiday destinations in Europe.... and you'd be right" LOL.
@annamo9354
@annamo9354 Жыл бұрын
Lived in Auld Reekie for four years...am still homesick for it. Best place on earth!!
@TheGroundedCoffee
@TheGroundedCoffee 4 жыл бұрын
Only 33 seconds in and I'm laughing my ass off already! Excellent to have him come out in the rain for a promo to go to a country.
@youreworthyourweightinavoc7189
@youreworthyourweightinavoc7189 4 жыл бұрын
"It's often said you don't know what's in your own back yard, unless your Fred West" LOL so dark
@UNKN0WNSHAD0W
@UNKN0WNSHAD0W 6 жыл бұрын
Gaelic is the traditional language spoken here in scotland however it is rarely used outside of communities rife with incest. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kayleighinglis5861
@kayleighinglis5861 5 жыл бұрын
As someone from the isle of Skye I can confirm this
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175
@arianaajbeaverhausen8175 4 жыл бұрын
@@kayleighinglis5861 hoots fae Edinburgh! 💙👋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👋💙
@smoogle3g4c37
@smoogle3g4c37 3 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure the isle of lewis has like 3 total surnames.
@Ulghart
@Ulghart 4 жыл бұрын
I was planning to visit Scotland one day. Then I came across this video while looking for more touristic information. I want to visit it even more now 😂 . Cheers from Argentina !
@babababuck
@babababuck 8 жыл бұрын
I would kill for some giant scab and chopped arshole right now. Love them both but they are nowhere to be found in these parts of Canada. :(
@alex20wild
@alex20wild 8 жыл бұрын
really? you can at least find the giant scab in any Irish pub in the country, or any worth its salt
@babababuck
@babababuck 8 жыл бұрын
Not where I am in New Brunswick.. Best I can find locally is Acadien Blood Pudding. And sadly, it just isn't the same.
@alex20wild
@alex20wild 8 жыл бұрын
well if you're ever in Halifax, Durty Nellys does a good full irish
@babababuck
@babababuck 8 жыл бұрын
I might have to enlist a friend to drive me to Hali. Not that far from Moncton. Thanks for the tip Alex!
@rverro8478
@rverro8478 7 жыл бұрын
Ah ! I had relatives in Dieppe then, they moved near Ottawa. Shediac's mascot was my favorite so was Hopewell Rocks.
@danhardisty1
@danhardisty1 9 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest thing I have ever seen on you tube. I couldn't stop laughing! I really do want to go to Scotland now.
@CherryPecha
@CherryPecha 7 жыл бұрын
counterproductive to the very point of this video
@tyroneboboo8576
@tyroneboboo8576 5 жыл бұрын
"jew-hating mel gibson" LMAO
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s an accurate descriptor.
@buddymatthewmac.7804
@buddymatthewmac.7804 8 жыл бұрын
I'm incredibly proud of my roots and of Scotland too. " A wee Scouser. " BUD MAC.
@MisterGlasgow
@MisterGlasgow 10 жыл бұрын
I come from a gaelic speaking community ........you should visit us sometime ....... you'll love it .
@darkshadowreader
@darkshadowreader 10 жыл бұрын
Pure dead brilliant. Ain't got any other way to describe this.
@redknight801
@redknight801 8 жыл бұрын
This makes me miss Scotland oh so very much, had such an amazing time there and met so many awesome people! Also...Haggis, not so bad really :)
@sdrtcacgnrjrc
@sdrtcacgnrjrc 13 жыл бұрын
@Amunication - you can hear the "Irish pipes" in the intro music, they called uilleann pipes. Scottish bagpipes are @ 1:43. Uilleann pipes are just played under the elbow (no mouth piece). Much softer sound, can be listened to indoors!
@fromthegods78
@fromthegods78 11 жыл бұрын
The first note of the bagpipe did send a shiver down my spine, favorite instrument.. i'm from Macedonia by the way, and Scottish music is awesome :D
@annmitchell4663
@annmitchell4663 7 жыл бұрын
You dont know whats in your own back yard..unless you are Fred West..lol
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 5 жыл бұрын
The taste of the Mediterranean : salt 😂😂😂
@steffenrosmus1864
@steffenrosmus1864 4 жыл бұрын
The taste of England:Hot water, the best spice ever!
@steffenrosmus1864
@steffenrosmus1864 4 жыл бұрын
Nope fresh herbs salt is only in so called mediterranian Restaurants outside italy
@Esthamarelda
@Esthamarelda 10 жыл бұрын
Too right! The cheek on that Bhoy! I LOVE IT!
@Oops-All-Ghosts
@Oops-All-Ghosts 13 жыл бұрын
"You may start to hear what sounds like someone fucking a cat!" XD This guy is awesome.
@Lanarkish
@Lanarkish 13 жыл бұрын
@Volksverhetz Danny Bhoy is a great example of an upstanding Scotsman. Some scots were from Northern Europe & walked here dry shod across a not yet existing North Sea 14,000 years ago. More Scots came from the Iberian Peninsula 8,000 years ago. We had North Africans who came with the Romans who also brought us Rumanian and Bulgarian stock. Vikings (Scandinavians), Normans (French), Angles, Saxons, Italians, Chinese, Indian, Pakistan all make up the country.This is Scotland & we love it.
@Tex1947
@Tex1947 6 жыл бұрын
My wife and I spent 3 weeks there this year visiting before unmet relatives and making new friends. We had a great time and the natives made fun of my Texas accent while I teased them about theirs. We plan to go back as soon as possible.
@krashd
@krashd 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear it, friend :) Every society everywhere has it's share of delinquents and layabouts but Scots in general are friendly people, it stems from a code we have had that dates back more than a millennia - that any person in your "home" should be treated as a welcomed guest, even if they are your enemy. The 'Glencoe Massacre' in the 17th century where many of clan MacDonald were killed by clan Campbell became known as 'slaughter by trust' since one warring party welcomed the other into their homes believing their guests would honour the code. That incident turned the Campbell clan into pariahs as it was unheard of for a Scot to betray the code, let alone against fellow Scots. Sadly, this virtuous part of our history is not known to most modern day Scots unless they have taken an interest in their own history, as I do, but thankfully the idea that "every person in your home should be treated as a friend" seems to have permeated down through our culture to the present day. I'm glad you enjoyed your stay and I hope you do come back and enjoy another.
@markthompson3449
@markthompson3449 2 жыл бұрын
HaHa! Even after 17 years in Germany, my Texas accent dominates, and the Krauts loved making fun of it!
@bonwatcher
@bonwatcher 11 ай бұрын
The opening scene with the lovely weather sold me.
@kogabrigazaime
@kogabrigazaime 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, this makes me wanna visit Scotland even more. Brilliant!
@t1mTV
@t1mTV 12 жыл бұрын
that is exactly what makes glasgow a great town. never boring.
@richardcantin412
@richardcantin412 5 жыл бұрын
I’m from Fiji, my wife Scottish...... so I put this on to show my three boys about their Scottish side....... the spear chucking side seems more fascinating to them now......🤦🏻‍♂️
@PapaPhilip
@PapaPhilip 7 жыл бұрын
I went to Glasgow University for a year....and oddly....this brings back many fond memories. This is the Scotland I love and fled.
@highcotton63664
@highcotton63664 8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious vid and solid Scots sense of humor. I happen to love haggis on toast with my neeps and tatties but never been a big fan of black pudding, AKA scabs.
@scottishgirl8259
@scottishgirl8259 6 жыл бұрын
Free Scotland black pudding is nasty.
@nonyobisness3986
@nonyobisness3986 6 жыл бұрын
Free Scotland try it wae beans mate
@krashd
@krashd 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Scottish through and through but the idea of eating dried blood irks me even more than the thought of eating brussel sprouts.
@steveseiler8782
@steveseiler8782 5 жыл бұрын
i would not normally click on and ad for Scotland but i saw Danny Bhoy and i laugh non stop cheers
@missyb9438
@missyb9438 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno why Scottish are always on about the amount of rain. I lived there for 5 years and all I saw was occasional light rain. It’s the grey sky and lack of sun and blue sky that gets you down.
@firstcynic92
@firstcynic92 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like I'll be warmly welcomed when I visit. Thanks!
@puppy-and-me
@puppy-and-me 10 жыл бұрын
lol that was hilarious! I really like this guy. he is so funny.
@BobsonDugnutt1690
@BobsonDugnutt1690 2 жыл бұрын
The way the camera zooms in a wee bit when he says "WHERE YOU'RE FROM" is brilliant 🤣
@raapija
@raapija 8 жыл бұрын
Literally Finland
@VisualSoldier2
@VisualSoldier2 8 жыл бұрын
It's why my girlfriend loves it here
@bluejayfinch
@bluejayfinch 8 жыл бұрын
Ratzler I really want to go to Finland, glad to know I won't miss home too much!
@dagda3000
@dagda3000 5 жыл бұрын
Did a road trip in Scotland in 2018 (Edinburgh and the Highlands). Two weeks 20°C, sun and blue sky. One of the best trips of my life.
@naturadventur7425
@naturadventur7425 8 жыл бұрын
I love Danny that was brilliant!!!
@Momcat_maggiefelinefan
@Momcat_maggiefelinefan 3 жыл бұрын
Went to Scotland in 1984. Had a great time prowling around the country on the wonderful train system. Even sat and played cribbage on the train to Perth with a Falklands War veteran who had a steel plate in his skull. He won the damned game … Scottish super powers? Or steel plate could sense my cards? Regardless, when you live in Canada, Scotland in October is like summer! Great video, Danny!
@advythoh
@advythoh 9 жыл бұрын
hahaaha Wow... grand sense of humour, produced by tourism dept. Bowled over by Scotland, camping in areas without cell signal... Bliss.
@jasonthedragon73
@jasonthedragon73 13 жыл бұрын
lol.Never been there but love all things Scottish.My grandad still got his accent and passed down traditions thru the family..Aye even inherited a taste for laphroag..Proud of my Scottish roots..Jason Mckenzie(New Zealand)
@RemysPetite
@RemysPetite 13 жыл бұрын
I got a similar reaction to my accent in a pub when I was visiting. Not quite as extreme as in this video, but it was still a reaction. lol
@Eef-wg3fg
@Eef-wg3fg 3 жыл бұрын
When you hear that first note, it does send a shiver down your spine 🤣 i frankly enjoy listening to bagpipes, but YES at the very beginning of the songs there's always a moment of total disconnect
@miklosvasarhelyi8891
@miklosvasarhelyi8891 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Scottish people make fun of themselves. You've got great sense of humour) Btw, I love Edinburgh ❤
@gauvinchris
@gauvinchris 15 жыл бұрын
Just heard about this guy tonight - about 2 hrs ago on Montreal radio - and can't get enough of him...hilarious!
@CrystalCanary
@CrystalCanary 6 жыл бұрын
"Whull set aboot ye"
@krashd
@krashd 5 жыл бұрын
That clip was of John Smeaton, the guy who stopped a terrorist attack in Glasgow in 2007. A terrorist rammed a car full of burning gas cylinders into Glasgow airport and upon exiting his vehicle - while he was on fire - John punched him in the face, padded out the flames on his burning clothing and then set about hitting him some more. His interviews became internet memes because in an interview he said "If you start that shite up here we'll set aboot ye!" 'Setting about' someone means jumping on and attacking them. Incidentally Jihadis never tried again, I imagine the image of a Scottish guy beating the shit out of a burning terrorist stuck with them.
@preacherjohn
@preacherjohn 4 жыл бұрын
As I recall Smeaton also booted the burning terrorist right in his jihadicles..
@smoogle3g4c37
@smoogle3g4c37 3 жыл бұрын
And there was never a terrorist attack in scotland since... Wonder why.
@cindasana
@cindasana 3 жыл бұрын
@@krashd ahahahahaaaa! That is THE BEST!!! Thank you for this explanation...I don't know how I ever missed that story. Brilliant.
@DAYBROK3
@DAYBROK3 6 жыл бұрын
My granny called playing bagpipes “squeezing the cat” any time I hear the pipes start up I hear granny.
@kevgmei
@kevgmei 10 жыл бұрын
I actually like haggis quite a bit and want to go to Scotland.
@RCMILLAN
@RCMILLAN 9 жыл бұрын
the greatest wee country in the world :)
@redacted7319
@redacted7319 7 жыл бұрын
Kevin Meisenbacher hope ye like rain mate
@scottishgirl8259
@scottishgirl8259 6 жыл бұрын
had some in a BBQ style recently, more tolerable than the usual, but prefer a single malt liquid lunch to haggis anytime.
@nurlindafsihotang49
@nurlindafsihotang49 6 жыл бұрын
+Uncle Keith from tropical country next from yer colony down under. rain does not scare me! ;)
@dap279
@dap279 Жыл бұрын
Oh Danny, I've such a fan since well don't know exactly for how long but many a year! Keep on cracking me up! Love from The Netherlands!
@awolgeordie9926
@awolgeordie9926 10 жыл бұрын
Excellent!! 6 years as a Geordie living in Glasogow - made me laugh my cock off.
@kaim268
@kaim268 10 жыл бұрын
pay back for everyone rippin on your accent?
@Inkspeckle
@Inkspeckle 5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to study in Aberdeen for a year starting this September, and after watching this...I CANT WAIT
@timmungenast
@timmungenast 8 жыл бұрын
Fookin' brilliant, this!
@jeanforthewin
@jeanforthewin 13 жыл бұрын
born in south africa, lived in england all my life, just finishing my first year at Edinburgh University. I love Scotland, Edinburgh is an amazing city, would love to live here!
@CGSLOBSTER
@CGSLOBSTER 9 жыл бұрын
Seriously DOES NOT GET ANY FUNNIER!! I'm sore from laughter when ever I watch anything of his! I agree clips are way WAY to short! Need more!!
@mango4064
@mango4064 5 жыл бұрын
Any signal yet? 😂🤣 gassed out laughing 😂
@bufferzone3247
@bufferzone3247 8 жыл бұрын
Dude. LMAO. Someone has to do one like this about the USA
@maggpie_3943
@maggpie_3943 5 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to go to Scotland. And now, I want to go even more!
@markthompson3449
@markthompson3449 2 жыл бұрын
Me, too. I spent 17 years in Germany, and visited a great deal of Europe, but never made it to Scotland. Verdammte Scheisse! :)
@fairybits
@fairybits 9 жыл бұрын
I just recently discovered you.You are funny as heck.And so darn cute!
@butterflyr9342
@butterflyr9342 4 жыл бұрын
How do you know what a f*cked cat sounds like? 🤣 🤣
@Azrael442
@Azrael442 8 жыл бұрын
i learnt everything i needed to know about Scotlands culture and language from Rab C Nesbitt. on a side note: this couldve been funnier seeing as Danny is quite funny.
@MEdman-yb9bn
@MEdman-yb9bn 7 жыл бұрын
I once went to Scotland and had a fantastic time. First of all, I was told that I was in for a great week of weather. There was no rain expected in the forecast. When people asked me at the airport where I was going, I told them that I was going to Scotland for a vacation. The first response that I got was "Do I have any relatives there?" I told them that I do not have any family members there. They looked at me and said "Then why are you going to Scotland?" I told them that I was going there for a vacation. The coffee and cream incident that I had at a local shop reminded me of a Who's On First skit by Bud Abbott And Lou Costello. I asked for cream in my coffee, and the waitress replied "Oh, you want white coffee." I said "No, I would like some cream in my coffee." She replied "Oh, you want a white coffee." I thought white coffee was something like white chocolate. I kept telling her that I wanted cream in my coffee. This went on for five minutes until I realized that white coffee meant having cream in your coffee. The waitress laughed at the situation. She knew full well that I was from Canada. I had many funny incidents in Scotland, and I would go back there in a heartbeat. Scotland is a great place to visit. There is a lot to see, and the people are amazing.
@scottishgirl8259
@scottishgirl8259 6 жыл бұрын
M. Edman shame ya cant use "double double" and be done😊
@naveenkala2914
@naveenkala2914 8 жыл бұрын
a place worth visiting and the best accent hehe
@cjchalmers1954
@cjchalmers1954 5 жыл бұрын
naveen kala Wit the fuck you oan aboot?
@mikeysrose
@mikeysrose 13 жыл бұрын
I'm studying abroad in Scotland right now and I kept going, "I've been there!... I know that place!... Hey, that's (blank)!... Oh, I remember that!... Hey, I'm going there next week!" Also, I happen to like the bagpipes. And the brogue. *rawr*
@denisbrezovsky5271
@denisbrezovsky5271 8 жыл бұрын
Haggis is actually quite tasty if anyone is wondering.
@eraldylli
@eraldylli 8 жыл бұрын
It has to be for people to go through eating all those shitty ingredients.
@BoarhideGaming
@BoarhideGaming 8 жыл бұрын
+Erald Ylli shitty ingredients? Have you ever been to any fast food place? There's worse thing than liver
@denisbrezovsky5271
@denisbrezovsky5271 8 жыл бұрын
Erald Ylli You do realise those parts are perfectly fine to eat ? How the fuck do you even get to a state that a part of a corpse is suddenly the wrong one to eat ?
@bluejayfinch
@bluejayfinch 8 жыл бұрын
Denis Brezovsky I don't like it but I'm not judging
@MohammedMuaawia
@MohammedMuaawia 8 жыл бұрын
Denis Brezovsky I've eaten worse. bring it on
@jrgens7483
@jrgens7483 10 жыл бұрын
Thanks now i know where i am going next summer!!! Italy
@jonwalton19
@jonwalton19 10 жыл бұрын
i had haggis when i went to scotland. delicious
@key2010
@key2010 10 жыл бұрын
does it smell like urine? or was it just mine?
@jonwalton19
@jonwalton19 10 жыл бұрын
no not at all. maybe they didn't know how to make it. sorry you had a bad experience though, that sucks
@steviboyy
@steviboyy 10 жыл бұрын
key2010 The taste of haggis always depends on your accent. If you have an English or American accent, then there's a good chance that the chef pissed in your haggis! ;)
@kevgmei
@kevgmei 10 жыл бұрын
Haggis is awesome!
@jonwalton19
@jonwalton19 10 жыл бұрын
i know right?
@EmmaSan1
@EmmaSan1 13 жыл бұрын
I love scotland, ive lived here all my life (16 years) and i probebly always will hehe. It may be cold but its beautiful. I love Danny Bhoy he is so funny. Emma x
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, American hot dogs are also made of animal parts most people wouldn't think to eat. (including pigs' anus)
@shawna1278
@shawna1278 6 жыл бұрын
Lol! I grew up with that sound. The Bag Pipers were the bomb in my HS! The whole band was! It was weird, the geeks were popular, as were the band members who traveled to England and Scotland every year to play. I played piano, but I should have been in Color Guard damn it!My HS was topsy turvy in that way...but the band members didn't get bullied, they were envied.
@shawna1278
@shawna1278 6 жыл бұрын
I'm from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania in case you were wondering.
@key2010
@key2010 10 жыл бұрын
4:00 - 4:13 is the best line in comedy
@l.faraday8767
@l.faraday8767 5 жыл бұрын
He is, without a doubt, the funniest comedian around today. I saw him live in Toronto a few years ago, hilarious.
@MatthijsTimm
@MatthijsTimm 8 жыл бұрын
1:03 what did he say?? xD
@eraldylli
@eraldylli 8 жыл бұрын
KZbin CC says "You share about you." ...whatever that means.
@northern_norse_celt1345
@northern_norse_celt1345 8 жыл бұрын
"We'll set about you", it's John smeaton, he kicked a burning jihadist in the balls at Glasgow airport XD
@racketman2u
@racketman2u 8 жыл бұрын
yes, they mistook him for a Greenpeace protester.
@ibosquez5238
@ibosquez5238 8 жыл бұрын
Northern_Norse_ Celt That's a brave guy.
@annmitchell4663
@annmitchell4663 7 жыл бұрын
We'll set about ya.
@simonjones6133
@simonjones6133 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent, only seeing this 8 years too late. Very true but every few years we get a year like this year, which has just been stunning sunshine and amazing autumn and now winter colours which makes up for the 6 years of shite weather we have put up with.
@daypsiequartz
@daypsiequartz 7 жыл бұрын
There's a surprising amount of racism in the comment section
@MacMelmac
@MacMelmac 11 ай бұрын
😂 Danny Bhoy is a true gem of comedy!
@PureBredCeltic
@PureBredCeltic 10 жыл бұрын
I'm pishin my sell, have tae say very funny not very true but very funny
@PeepsMcNutley
@PeepsMcNutley 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best tourism video I’ve ever seen. Ever.
@janetconnor2632
@janetconnor2632 8 жыл бұрын
He is one of ma favourite comedians - didnae need the reference to tourettes which can be a truly horrifice and incredibly painful condition for people who are afflicted wi it and I believe not everyone wi tourettes has the coprolalia element but i could be wrong am no an expert jist know sufferers who have suffered fur years. However naebudys perfect least o aw me, n most folk urny really familiar wi this condition so mebbe don't realise the impact this cood huv on the sufferers. PLJFC
@crystalidentity
@crystalidentity 8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree, don't like to make fun of people with disabilities. What is 'PLJFC'?
@janetconnor2632
@janetconnor2632 8 жыл бұрын
peace love joy freedom compassion - jist try n put it oot where i kin n i don't like to be negative or judgemental, tho sumtimes i am.
@Canuckmom128
@Canuckmom128 8 жыл бұрын
janet connor I agree. I saw Danny, live, a couple of years ago, and he was great. Comedians use several maladies to make a point funny, and because they can't get away with physical or developmental problems anymore (not politically correct...although it doesn't seem to have hurt Trump) they've switched to neuro-chemical problems, like Tourette's and ADHD. I have a son with ADHD and it does piss me off when jokes are made at the expense of kids with these problems, but it's unlikely anybody is going to stop anytime soon. But you are bang on - it's not so funny when you are living with it or have a child who suffers with it. Having said that, I still love Danny, all things Scottish (except the bar brawls ) and the bagpipes ! ....o flower of Scotland..,when will we see your like again. That stood and died for yer we bit hill and glen. Ahh..sigh.
@adriaanboogaard8571
@adriaanboogaard8571 Ай бұрын
Looks like a bit of Billy Connelly snuck in on Airport security. We'll set about you. :) I remember it from his stand-up. Danny is wonderful too. I love both emencely.
@omarab837
@omarab837 8 жыл бұрын
He is just , not funny.
@bluejayfinch
@bluejayfinch 8 жыл бұрын
Omar Blackwood yes he is
@redknight801
@redknight801 8 жыл бұрын
Get to fuck!
@georgejob6590
@georgejob6590 7 жыл бұрын
redknight801 right fuck off !
@redknight801
@redknight801 7 жыл бұрын
George Job What the fuck are you on about?
@scottishgirl8259
@scottishgirl8259 6 жыл бұрын
well fuckya.
@radicalpolemicist
@radicalpolemicist 12 жыл бұрын
My family originates in Scotland and now lives in Canada. From one barren cold hard atmospheric paradise to another.
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