Jake Paul Has Lost His Mind

It's official. Jake Paul has snapped. He's lost it. This is the end guys.
Today I'm reacting to this video of Jake Paul dissing Ricegum.
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[@emmacrouch9023]

Jake -“I don’t respond to the hate”: -confronts Cody Ko -writes a diss track -writes another diss track against teachers???

[@ObeyCamp]

Jake Paul would diss teachers. What a loser.

[@daniboy4153]

Jake has certainly failed at not responding to hate

[@hamshaiwb5849]

look at the likes lol

[@m.tski13]

Talk about a hypocrite

[@nevermindgaming6848]

You're late

[@annasprau1359]

"Just dab on him, for God's sake" -the quote of the century

[@gottaridejiminbeforeyoupar4080]

Anna Sprau "Or atleast twist his nipples."

[@MicahJohns]

Anna Sprau SADLY DAB

[@poopdoop40296]

Twist his nipples, if he died, dab on his corpse.

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

I read this when he said it

[@sophies794]

"What happened to that??"

[@trashboat5758]

when Jake calls “Brian” a terrible person and refers to iDubbbz’s diss track WHEN IT IS LITERALLY TITLED “ASIAN JAKE PAUL”

[@keyan1219]

Jacob Miller ik idddubz even insults jakepaul In the video

[@refrivolous6069]

Are you trying to say iDubbbz is a bad person?

[@keyan1219]

refrivolous ?

[@urielectricstudios5946]

refrivolous no they’re pointing out the irony of the title since it’s making fun of jake but he still uses it to back up his argument

[@gunnarnyberg7471]

They got a divorce

[@samhitasv4067]

It's so weird seeing Jake Paul after finding out that he got drew pregnant

[@adrianalopez1632]

LOGAN PAILLLLLL

[@madcracker8077]

@@adrianalopez1632 nah bro you gotta ROAR it!

[@eepykito]

Same here

[@laurenteodosio7221]

man i saw this comment and thought about flinching

[@shachelifernando]

logan pail?

[@royaltycake]

Jake: Doesn't respond to the hate Also Jake: Makes a 15+ min video calling out our short king Cody Ko

[@elizabethgrazier8334]

Because of that drama I immediately became a fan of Cody Ko😂 Jake Paul's plan backfired

[@samb.8134]

Gregs and Short Kings unite.

[@sofiaforshey6604]

yeah fuckin respect the tiny meat god

[@olivia_vermast]

Alpha Productions can you believe a human being has so much hate in their heart???

[@lolepicname1428]

T A L L

[@random_boi_5006]

“Making fun of suicide” Who would *ever* do such a thing **looks at camera**

[@gr33nriver77]

That was Logan not Jake

[@Omnom_your_mom]

@@gr33nriver77 *sshhhh*

[@futur3109]

@@gr33nriver77 *shhhhhh* let the joke be

[@SophieJackson1993]

Gr33nRiver shhhhh good he’s quiet now

[@codered2358]

Gr33nRiver shhh same blood same person

[@zzzzzzz5585]

Has anyone told these KZbinrs that being rich is not a personality?

[@agents1738]

No

[@-lily--kindle-8816]

Ouch, you just ended a bunch of peoples careers

[@Ladle_Lover]

yeah but they are so rich that when they get called out for it they just flex more (Idubbz v. ricegum)

[@SynterraSteen]

That's all they have to cling to

[@LuigiTheItalian]

Has anyone told you that these KZbinrs think richness is the best personality of all?

[@3vk4]

he’s literally spitting while screaming how rich and better than everyone else he is. what a nice guy

[@cherry_noemi_boiii]

Yeah I noticed he kinda has a lowkey lisp and opens his mouth real wide when speaking so after a while I wasn’t paying attention to what he was saying 😂

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@cherry_noemi_boiii he’s done teenie-bopper affect as an adult man for too long and now his voice’s frozen that way

[@ayszhang]

​@@cherry_noemi_boiii omg yesss he does have a lisp! now i cannot unhear it

[@icu3869]

Seems like if you’re a good guy, not a bully, you don’t have to say you’re a good guy, not a bully. but if you Do say it, you should act like a good guy, not a bully, right?

[@bezllama3325]

Its all fake, you can tell by, among other things, him calling Ricegum Bryan, since they know each other, at least I think thats why he does it.

[@spidertoes2991]

Jake Paul being like “suicide isn’t funny” maybe he should have told Logan that

[@sofi6338]

Lol I thought the same thing

[@adn4478]

XD ikr (not to be rude im not laughing at suicide but this comments funny)

[@jackgrant5443]

I never got this at first now I cant stop laughing

[@nyana555]

Jack Grant what’s funny about it 😐

[@jackgrant5443]

@ELIANNA DOUGLAS ur living under a rock

[@LoganCWolf]

“I am his Daddy and iDubbbz is his Mommy and he is our son” Not gonna lie I would watch that sitcom

[@glitterclitter_.]

*porn

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

*Alien Porn

[@LoieGoose]

thats not a sitcom its a shitcom

[@renolta1365]

I would watch anything with idubbbz

[@gayclown69]

@@LoieGoose yeas

[@ghostiexx111]

Jake Paul: This dude was making fun of Suicide Then there’s Logan-

[@wizzem7890]

I read that 2nd part like the DK rap. "And then there's Logan! He flimed a dead body."

[@NotK2008]

Two brothers that are “different” Yaaaa uh definitely

[@jooshyt6221]

Copied

[@ghostiexx111]

@JooshYT I assure you, it wasn’t my intention to copy someone else’s comment. I might’ve thought‘ everything the same idea as someone else, it happens. Plus there are thousands of comments, millions of comments. The chances of two of them being the same. Is VERY high I apologize that I “copied.” Another comment. Have a nice day.

[@bsmom100]

Ghostie x he discovered that on accident dipshit

[@q.l.1363]

Yo hearing how much Jake makes genuinely causes me distress. Not just because his content is basic and bland, but there are so many professions that do so much more for society and don't get nearly as much money nor respect. I know this is so ranty but cmon yall

[@emilydiekemper3161]

I completely agree. Jake Paul has made so much money off of exploiting impressionable children with unhealthy social behaviors, and so many other people work so much harder and deserve so much more.

[@alisonpurgatory85]

Totally agree. Ricegum too is making bank off... insulting kids? Yikes

[@hepthegreat4005]

Ever hear of selling your soul. This is what these two have done. It's easier to make money when you have litterally no moral values.

[@lemon4087]

@@hepthegreat4005 true.

[@SQUIZZLER24]

Just rest easy in the knowledge that when all is said and done, these guys will have achieved nothing but making the number in their bank account bigger. That’s all they can ever chase is more expensive cars, bigger houses, higher numbers… And it will count for absolutely nothing. Those other professions you mentioned are saving lives, advancing society, improving technology. They have a legacy. These guys, all they have is temporary fame for acting like morons, before they fade into obscurity for the rest of their lives.

[@curlyfries4864]

Jake Paul: Claims his army is the strongest Danny: Flips out immediately

[@tashahada6156]

TRUELY GREG BITCH

[@bradentheman1373]

oH he don’t know who he’s messing with I have a mansion made ouT of pitchforks waiting for my fellow Greg’s for the attack alarm I’m waiting for the war cry waiting to load out my tanks and planes 😎

[@rizzmurarikii]

yes

[@rizzmurarikii]

yes

[@itajordi]

greg is superior

[@natn7592]

Jake wanting to be idubbz's husband is starting to creep me out

[@jaylaclough4282]

Nat n same

[@ИринаАлексеева-м3б]

Nat n ikr it was implying that they are married, that was so disturbing

[@JohnDoe-xd1wx]

There's gonna be one ugly ass cancer baby

[@prongsverse]

It kinda is creepy

[@soph7480]

homosexuality is normal. it's 2017.

[@ChanceKearns]

“Why does your house have a elevator, it only has 2 floors” *People in wheelchairs intensify*

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

"jUsT uSe ThE sTaIrs!"

[@BabyGirlTiny]

Were there people in wheelchairs in team 10?

[@unknownbohemian8547]

Literally every wheel chair person: OBJECTION!

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Now I'm just imagining someone in a wheelchair vibrating vigorously.

[@probablystillplaysminecraf2232]

Stevan halckins be like “tHe sTaiRS wat dat” rip no disrespect tho

[@ItMeGag]

"We're your daddies. We gave birth to you." - Jake Paul Because that's how it works.

[@rehemamusa5790]

Yep

[@dreamfulnoah1467]

**Logic Intensifies**

[@hnnnnnnnnnng]

Womb envy 😩

[@MayFlora]

Omegaverse tingz

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@MayFlora - I’m horrified - I’m not surprised - not my favorite time for my brain to recall fun facts about hyena birth

[@kidlovinit243]

Jake: Brian is my son, I am his daddy and idubbz- Me: I am confusion

[@bellajovel2035]

i thought of the vine "i am confusion. Why is this kansas but this is not arkansas. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ARKANSAS? AMERICA EXPLAIN!"

[@conro1193]

MandiTV idubbbz

[@AlexKuma]

MandiTV I am greg

[@mushrooooooooooom]

the sincerity with which jake said "his mom, idubbbz" really caught me off guard and had me CACKLING for some reason

[@aja8950120]

Yeah it took me a sec to realize what he actually said

[@steppin-razor]

Why tf did he say that lol

[@cherrybee95]

@@steppin-razor maybe he was trying to say that idubbbz made ricegum popular but idk if that's true

[@richardball5843]

I have to give him credit, that is funny

[@Nugcon]

"me and Logan are your dad, we gave birth to you" ????

[@st4rxxii]

Jake Paul: **preaches about how everyone needs to be more positive and stop putting others down** Jake Paul two minutes later: MY BACKYARD HAS A BACKYARD YOU MAKE 60,000 A MONTH IF I MAKE 60,000 IN A DAY I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE I CONSIDER THAT A FAILURE Me: **laughs in poor**

[@semenandgayuncle]

Right? Sometimes I agree with jake but in the context of other stuff he did it all goes to shit

[@bananpannekaker6921]

I don’t deserve the satisfaction of giving u 1k

[@chickensandwich699]

It sounds like two children who have just had a fight and are explaining to the teacher what happened lol

[@froggycheckers]

Pffftt yeah I totally see it 😂

[@finnw.6854]

little did he know that Jake would go on to write a book where he describes his sexual experiences in detail to his audience of minors.

[@sonerplayer8]

GayJayy Look up "KZbinr Books" by Drew Gooden

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Wha😰😨

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@sonerplayer8 I actually had to stop watching that video just because it made me so uncomfortable, even though it was one of drew's videos. Stuff makes my skin crawl.

[@sonerplayer8]

@@lenkagamine4145 I don't blame you tbh

[@Sam-vn1sl]

Quick Question. What the fuck?

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

WHATS GOOD GREG make sure you turn on my notifications

[@cyro2536]

Danny Gonzalez WUSS POPPIN GREG

[@rachel-sx1yw]

HI DANNY!!! GREGGG

[@TabathaJo]

✔

[@juliacaldwell8108]

Danny Gonzalez yo my notifications been on for months

[@jashikak9140]

I AM TRULY GREG

[@madison9855]

"I'm perfectly happy living in misery" Sounds like a fall out boy lyric to me

[@semenandgayuncle]

“The best of us can find happiness in misery”- fall out boy Confirmed that Danny is the best boy of them all

[@lilybreee]

*bro holy shit*

[@ilovemannyy]

destruction is mine omg right

[@futur3109]

Emo PANIC! AT THE DISCO

[@ashdub1012]

I love you

[@braydentaylor303]

Jake Paul- “$60,000 in a day is a bad day for me” Me- sitting here as a McDonalds manager making $10.25 an hour well... fuck

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

Eat the rich

[@MayFlora]

Congrats on being a manager!

[@moko4929]

have you gotten a raise since

[@personx4999]

Managers at McDonald's can eventually move into management jobs at better companies and move up into the senior management. Don't let go of ambition!

[@Uufda651]

Fun fact, minimum wage in Minneapolis, MN is $15/hour! Minnesota also has medical and recreational marijuana, universal 12wk paid maternity/paternity leave("The law allows Minnesota workers to take up to 12 weeks a year with partial pay to care for a newborn or sick family member and also allows workers 12 weeks to recover from a serious illness or health problem."), employer-run captive audience anti-union meetings are illegal, prohibits non-compete clauses, has great healthcare and relatively low crime, etc etc. We definitely have our issues (looking at you, Minneapolis Police Department) but I think we're generally one of the best states to live and work in. Oh, and homes are affordable enough that at least 20% of people also have access to a family cabin or lakeplace. Sources: the Guardian, CBS News

[@haneenhawash1739]

He seems obsessed with being called daddy. It’s concerning.

[@tirzxh]

Maybe because his dad is so embarrassed by him

[@caprisunlover4732]

@@tirzxh He's actually proud of him 😬

[@eric6432]

you’re welcome I got u to 420 likes

[@autumnxmist5728]

Hjwah hh frfr he sound cringey af

[@haneenhawash1739]

Eric Deshpande I have 461 now 😊

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

"Rice was making fun of suicide!" Well that sentence didn't age well at all!

[@agents1738]

Lol

[@ddoober]

oh god-

[@scaramouchesbf]

That was Logan

[@Willrc57]

I looked at the likes on the comment, I thankfully added the 667th like.

[@janniethomas6025]

*COUGH* Why film a dead body you brain cell less crackhead *COUGH*

[@erintrue9473]

Jake Paul calling out rice gum for joking about suicide meanwhile his brother goes into the forest and-

[@michaelwilliams4370]

Lol

[@kathyvictoria6059]

I’m confused. Rice gum jokes about suicide but wasn’t there a clip in Jake Paul’s house of a rope hanging over a chair? Who has that in their house?!

[@raspberiix8070]

jake paul does, duh.

[@f0xfunk1n]

SHHHHHH.

[@trashcan1914]

Shiro Tenno lmaoooo

[@reindele2372]

*MY BACKYARD HAS A BACKYARD* ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@salahuddinuddin5070]

Lmao

[@queenblister7845]

Besides how tf does that work?

[@heather_doestruecrime]

fuck I needed these laughs today lol

[@reindele2372]

heather j :)

[@axolotlarson9384]

the office of the doctor's office

[@honeyprincessdawson3420]

I feel disrespected as a person. I feel disrespected as a community. I feel disrespected as a family. *I feel disrespected as a Greg*

[@aliyahliyah]

Theodosia Burr what r u doing here its 2017 not 1789

[@nataliechavez8723]

Dear Theodosia, I also feel disrespected as a G R E G

[@Nqrsol]

DEAR THEODOSIA WHAT TO SAY TO YOU-

[@garethstockdale9897]

Aliyah ! Love your profile pic 😂😂

[@yami7339]

Theodosia Burr I think we *ALL* feel disrespected as a *Greg*

[@ethangeneski2100]

Jake Paul: "DON'T EVER COMPARE ME TO YOUR SORRY ASS" Also Jake Paul: immediately starts comparing himself to RiceGum

[@tashajacobs3342]

UNDERATED COMMENT!!!

[@sunnydaze905]

"Making fun of suicide" oh that aged well

[@notseth3500]

I believe Logan Paul did that, so I guess it aged a bit better than you think?

[@EllaIngram]

TNT Barracuda I mean, what’s the difference between them really? They’re both idiots who make dumb and frequently offensive & insensitive videos

[@kingofmeatballs763]

*Eridan*

[@siimplygabs9234]

Colton Nelson My thoughts exactly

[@ElijahSinclair1220]

Colton Nelson the fucking irony

[@CreamyCaucasian]

“Logan and I are your dads we gave birth to you.” SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@sausagemccrusty]

Ah, the joke theif!

[@kaidenceh.5300]

Jake: “$60,000 a day is a failure” Me: “omg I found a penny in the parking lot today I am blessed I am a god bow down to me”

[@mansikataria9590]

Same....

[@beefoster7623]

I FOUND A PENNY TWO DAYS IN ROW!!! Hehehe, I'm flexing...

[@emcee.]

If you are god who are you blessed by? Chew on *that*

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

@@emcee. Well I guess that depends if your the only god in the religion

[@emcee.]

@@oneflamingpotato7965 hm. i guess so.

[@agiantdork2645]

jake paul wrote the 'how to smile' wikihow article yall

[@inhale2851]

godammit

[@ashdub1012]

@@devmevdev5396 I would rather die

[@Lilly-vh2uv]

@@devmevdev5396 I'd rather not

[@anaisrose3623]

@@devmevdev5396 no, I don't think I will

[@sammi3399]

Crying

[@coffeeluvr9864]

-jake paulers- ew. -ricegum fans- yikes. -logang- yuck. *gregs* GODLY

[@plush5578]

True but,greg*

[@amadalluvia]

Not trying to be rude, but it’s Greg

[@_-moonlightwolf-_7946]

Love how all the replies are correcting you *_greg_**

[@samyen3210]

Hotel: trivago

[@erintrue9473]

Godly. Just like your profile picture. 🙏🏻

[@q.l.1363]

"And just let my life *spiral down into darkness* " "I don't think I want to be a part of *this reality* anymore" Now THIS is relatable content

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@maravm818]

60.000$ a day and he still can't afford a speech therapist to help him swallow that excess saliva

[@Sweetmakeup1000]

L M F A O

[@owenmcgill1922]

Mara vM or just a normal therapist

[@selahmay8871]

Jerk!!

[@katcrafty]

*W E W*

[@delmarpasirens]

>"he joked about suicide" >have you.... have you not met your brother, jake? wild.

[@claytoncurrie4620]

Matt Campbell for real tho, his brother made fun of the suicide forest and he didnt seem to care

[@violashala6570]

Clayton Curie and then started to apologize and try to go back to normal

[@noahfisher6076]

@@violashala6570 at least he ain't as bad as he was

[@Mikevlogs-t6r]

WOW

[@meemosteeno5121]

What even happened? I need the tea

[@aliciaschroeder7212]

Jake: *preaches about not being negative Also Jake: *is highly negative towards this person Kowalski analysis

[@TheLugiaSong]

Oh boy, the hypocrisy in his video is almost comical

[@umbra3700]

Omg I loooooove your profile pic, I love supernatural

[@lixianssanity9012]

Kowalski: Uuuhh... It seems he's full of animal feces sir.

[@sambibambi5409]

life hack: dont reference memes that so obviously will become dead almost immediately in ur Funy Joak Conmemt bc it can and will age horribly

[@masonmurphy5402]

Our pfp is pretty similar...

[@wikitt5801]

5:15 I feel like 3 million people could beat 10 million six year olds, so yeah. Greg is the strongest army on youtube

[@a_be6830]

I love how Jake is upset that Rice Gum made fun of people committing suicide, wonder what he thinks about Logan now

[@mlpdisneylover]

Dabe ikr! I was thinking that too! I jokingly said to myself "top 10 anime foreshadows"

[@a_be6830]

mlpdisneylover lmao😂

[@betheve9890]

Probably doesn't give two shits, he's only saying that to use against ricegum

[@basicallyadork6265]

800 Like xD but seriously -INSERT- *THE PLOT THICKENS*

[@paigeypop9896]

Jake: Don’t bully others... Also Jake: 60,000 IN ONE DAY? IF I GOT THAT IN ONE DAY ID COME INTO MY ROOM AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE THATS LIKE A FAILURE! edit: woah thanks for the likes :0

[@SweerJollyheartpoppy]

1001th like

[@annaoopannaoop4113]

**I'd** not "Id"

[@paigeypop9896]

@@annaoopannaoop4113 thanks ill pick up on that in future comments

[@paigeypop9896]

@@quicksilverchaos4122 wooooooo! thanks man

[@paigeypop9896]

@@SweerJollyheartpoppy bahahah thanks dude

[@Y0L0vidz]

“Rich people beef” he looked so disgusted 😂😂

[@jennaferwhite9547]

Rainy Days Would that be considered Kobe Beef

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@jennaferwhite9547 old comment, but prob wagyu.

[@winter.0510]

Jake: “Violence is never the answer” Me: *tries to count how many times he’s fought people*

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@guitarsimon1]

“I don’t respond to hate” *Literally drives cross country to confront someone*

[@pippabrooke9687]

for the views 😼

[@silverninja5218]

I believe it is i normally don't respond to hate so he occasionally responds to it.

[@beepbeepcasucha]

@@silverninja5218 I don't respond to hate, but when I do, I drive across the country to threaten the hater

[@lheal8355]

The teacher role calls « Okay, Uhh, Greg? » *everybody raises their hand*

[@lheal8355]

FailingInk433 same

[@fer4430]

Haha

[@ChiefVizier]

haha hell yea GREGGGG

[@parislondon6822]

God

[@beefyreefy4769]

Sorry teacher I was late.

[@ace4155]

The fact that jake Paul is trying to be serious while saying “YoU CaN CaLl mE DAddY” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@totalynotcatherine]

jake: HOW DARE BRIAN MAKE FUN OF SUESSIDE? Logan: Noted...

[@kyleeholben1698]

Fr

[@owenevely5781]

There** may be more Jake Paulers then Gregs but one Greg has more brain cells then all the Jake Paulers put together. (HapPy nOw)

[@MicahTokayer]

What

[@chanheescheekies728]

This is extremely true!

[@dontmindme7451]

Smartness

[@umok907]

Tro

[@super1512]

Whoooooooooooooooooooosh

[@idonthavedreads]

Jake paul: 60,000 dollars is a bad day. Me: 2 dollars on a good day.

[@insaneimpulse6612]

TheEvil_.surgeon i make 60,000 in a day... 10 years

[@bellaelleira]

Finds a dime on the ground if I’m lucky 🤷‍♀️

[@boulevardbat2989]

i make 60,000. every 20 yrs bc im going to college 😎

[@rozaanvanniekerk7517]

Ah i feel you

[@oirvine2095]

Who’s joe

[@conny4408]

Ricegum: *makes fun of suicide* Jake: *gets offended* Logan: *makes fun of suicide* Jake: *collabs 10x times again with Logan* MAKE UP YOUR MIND

[@angx1ina]

It's probably cuz it was his brother

[@MicahJohns]

Conny Reynoso YOU CANT HAVE BOTH GREG 3:16

[@conny4408]

I ask for equality

[@conny4408]

Micah Johns I KNOW GREG

[@coltrane1016]

We are greg

[@hskatkat]

I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is on all the cocaine in this episode. The jitters, the manic anger, being all over the place, not making sense - it makes sense. He might just be all those things normally though, I guess.

[@theclaybor4352]

As a former user of all kinds of uppers and downers, yes. I was thinking that the whole time. I was thinking that about Tessa Brooks too, in Danny's video about her boring vlogs. They look and sound like they're using something. I hope not, but it would explain so much.

[@bennyfruit6124]

If $60,000 is a bad day for Jake Paul, then he’s really bad with his money. He would be a billionaire by now

[@maelol3400]

I spend about 400 a year-

[@maelol3400]

I spend about 400 dollars a year-

[@howmakeaname9486]

actually no because he quit vlogging 2 years ago

[@EpicElf42]

Millionaire? Maybe Billionaire? Not a chance at $60k a day, it would still take him 45 and a half *years* to break a billion

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

@@EpicElf42 yeah, but he could invest and with compound interest and some high risk investment become a billionaire sooner than that

[@D-Man_Jam]

Jake: _"You shouldn't be spreading negativity, and being mean."_ Jake 30 seconds ago: *_"Ricegum is a piece of garbage."_*

[@labcabincaliforniasblacksunday]

Then calls Cody Ko a bully lmao

[@SanguineCynic]

Woah woah, he crossed the line when he disrespected Greg like that. He was sounding intelligent until he had to go and spread misinformation like that.

[@justaperson8261]

Sanguine Cynic he never sounds intelligent though

[@SanguineCynic]

@@justaperson8261 twas a joke, but ok.

[@irishmclaughlinisbest1389]

I know right

[@spieler4983]

Greg is unstoppable

[@joeawesome251]

Yea that's a shitty thing to do

[@carlymartinek]

“$60,000 is so little for one day”: Teachers making $40,000 in one year

[@jxrru]

My teachers make 100k per year what

[@valolafson6035]

​@@jxrru Not all teachera make the same amount.

[@obani8844]

It is just painful to watch Jake Paul do anything. He makes talking look hard

[@nunyabusiness752]

😅Nice.

[@koltonnanninga905]

Wow, I couldn't put my finger on it. But you're right. That's so crazy lmao

[@lainer5774]

"Jake Paulers We smile" Sounds like a toothpaste ad.

[@margkleid7339]

Nice 😁

[@maygdhsnbd1212]

“Jake Paulers We Smile” Buy the new Jake Paulers toothpaste for that beautiful smile you have! Use the code LOGANPAULDISSTRACK for 50% off!!!

[@timjbbc]

Nope. It's a Tide ad

[@annelisec2998]

If that was toothpaste all our teeth would be gone. They would be like rotting away

[@astridzubin]

Up next: Jake Paul toothpaste, only 19,99$ a tube

[@FutileFroggie]

"Is this becoming a porn" he sounded so innocent just then 😂

[@onelargeotter]

he sounded SCARED

[@Milly-jp6kt]

Imagine if rice gum starts calling Jake Paul daddy and Logan

[@neighneighthecamel2700]

Danny: The only person who can talk about porn and still sound innocent

[@SaraAli-my8mo]

Da pxxx tho 😨😨😩😩

[@Bl1ss2]

6:13 😭

[@sydneyydenise_]

yo he was spitting throughout that whole rant and i felt it on my face

[@yunglimez7653]

Jake Paul’s getting pretty kinky with all the daddy stuff

[@lheal8355]

*dude, I’m perfectly fine with living in misery*

[@bennettfriesen33]

DUDE PERFECT?!?!

[@d4rkc0rrid0r3]

I almost died on that 😂

[@Hero-up8hv]

why do we even bother greg😣😄

[@boisvertblues]

God I need a break in

[@manuellara9644]

God I need a break *JUST LET ME DIE, JUST LET ME DIE, JUST LET ME DIE, IM PERFECT, IM TOO PERFECT, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH GOD*

[@bobbotherosso8110]

LOgAn aNd I aRe youR DadS NoW!!, CaLl Us yOuR DaddIEs! *slowly pushes laptop away* *slowly backs out of room* *slowly backs out of house* *slowly burns house down* *flees the country* *cries*

[@voltazarus1065]

Cat Topps *Flees to Antarctica to live with the penguins*

[@clayton595]

🐧🐧🐧

[@tammimcginnis3179]

I love your user name

[@zoevaliente1015]

That was deep

[@ursidae97]

D A D D Y

[@memama4389]

my favorite part is when peanut looks at Danny concerned on the balcony

[@Sullizhere]

It's funny how people thought you were being serious in the last video

[@jillmaul1157]

Giggles 76 no one thought he was being serious it was a joke on both ends lol

[@prinwrld]

Giggles 76 it was probably Logan paul’s 10 year old demographic

[@clairebao9738]

Wait he was JOKING??

[@mustachemafia6658]

Ikr they’re supid

[@Joshua.Wheeler]

Giggles 76 I too found this fact to be quite numerous as well

[@abbywolffe4114]

He really said "CALL US D A D D Y FROM NOW ON" in deadass seriousness

[@emmasadaf9925]

what kind of family is this...

[@siennasolazzo4439]

“I don’t see a father in your contacts”

[@user-cf7hb6xh4n]

@@siennasolazzo4439 NO NOT THE UNUS ANNUS JOKE

[@rey.blaire20]

@@user-cf7hb6xh4n memento mori 😔

[@Divijpg]

Jake Paul: "Brian is my son! I am his daddy! Idubz is his mom!" Danny: "Wait, wtf?" Lmaooo I died 😂😂

[@keisha8270]

Divi Ikpe idu-b-b-b-z 3 bs Greg

[@mogwaigiggle]

It's Keisha Exactly! You just have to remember what the three b's stand for according to Ian; Beer, bikes and bitches.

[@Divijpg]

It's Keisha sorry dude, I don't watch his stuff at all, nor have I ever been to his account or seen anything he's featured in so I didn't know it had 3 b's 🙏

[@cherrai]

Jake: aND HE WAS MAKING FUN OF SUICIDE *Jakes brother makes fun of suicide a few months later* *sigh*

[@adribaby444]

Suni Moon ironic

[@Trustinss]

Very ironic

[@noplol6707]

Very very ironic

[@sashag4278]

Very very very ironic

[@alexsamarie8379]

Sasha Goldin very very very very ironic

[@koolbambino8186]

Breathe if you’re a Greg, Little Stinker and citizen of Kurtistown

[@boringfanhuman_alex893]

*hyperventilates*

[@user-gn4ts8jb7n]

I don't know what kurtis town is??? Guess I'll suffocate.

[@katherriiinneeee]

kissthemonk my brain cells no longer work and i read it as logang and i stop breathing for a second

[@ellahenry6895]

i am greg, a stinky, little, member of kurtistown

[@thegamingsack]

@@user-gn4ts8jb7n well no extra greeting for you

[@Jackaxed]

this is literally just rich people beef between people who are horrifyingly disconnected from reality

[@l12m_d]

Peasant alert “beep”

[@Jackaxed]

@@l12m_d i'd rather be a "peasant" with a brain and functioning empathy than a rich asshole

[@ry4nfrr]

@@Jackaxed are u saying danny is an a hole

[@Jackaxed]

@@ry4nfrr no? i'm talking about jake paul and ricegum

[@ry4nfrr]

@@Jackaxed ur right I just processed that sry for being dum

[@Viscidsquare040]

5:49 “we” “create” “our” “own” “original” “content”

[@sirjhveo]

Jake Paul: "Call us 'daddy from now on.'" Well. Never gonna be able to unhear that.

[@gachalexiloo987]

It's so true

[@hannahbetke6023]

I'd rather vomit on myself then ever call him that

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

I read your comment just as he said that

[@tirzxh]

@@hannahbetke6023 I'd rather eat vomit then call him that

[@lz9480]

"He made jokes about suicide..."hmmmmmm, why does this sound so familiar

[@plantplutoyt]

leelou ziehm that’s probably the point

[@YayMiko]

Jake Paul: “I never respond to hate” Also Jake Paul: *drives all the way to ambush Cody Ko and call him a cyber bully*

[@ali_the_bum4622]

😂😂

[@unicorn69]

He seriously did that? 🤭

[@frostybigman5070]

@@unicorn69 idk

[@iqahapizi]

Lol Danny's analogy comparing Jake's infamy to that of a murderer is just perfect

[@leofilms8391]

"I'm perfectly happy living in misery" - Danny gonalez

[@ariesdead]

Maggie Hernadez i want that on a t shirt

[@emmiewinter7007]

Marley Hecht me too

[@andreasstock8539]

Jeha same

[@flawedsanity]

I mean.. Yeah, same

[@jo-pe3gd]

Yeah, so teachers need to stop trying to change my life.

[@notevengabby8113]

“60,000 is a bad day for me” ok must be a nice struggle :/

[@clarissajones9771]

I would like to see Jake live on teachers pay which is about 30,000-40,000 .

[@user-lb9mx3uv5i]

Clarissa Jones - lmfao spoiled bitch would say "look how poor I am"

[@totallypanic]

The way Jake’s camera is positioned really bugs me. Like he’s looking down on his viewers as if he’s on his own little pedestal lmao

[@cupcakelover6217]

99 likes

[@lixyuwu2183]

Cupcake Lover 111 likes

[@annienguyen427]

thats actually really observant

[@chillx1539]

Alexie Scharmann never noticed that until this comment

[@notecardartist5350]

Same it makes me so angry

[@ChaoWiz]

I love how at the start when danny is just like "i'll never make it on youtube now" the dog there is just like "You good?"

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

That rope thing was some real big foreshadowing

[@gwiyeo]

Sxbrinx HAAA rice is lookin pretty good right now 😂😂😂

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Jungkook His Aokigahara video

[@ng23242]

We didn’t see the signs

[@geintjecker]

ahaha that was the other paul

[@Es-bf2my]

OH

[@person_maybe5702]

Jake: "you shouldn't compare your house to others." Also jake: " MY EXPENSIVE HOUSE IS ALOT BETTER THEN YOURS BECAUSE YOU LIVE ON ONE FLOOR OF A RENTED HOUSE!"

[@myraphelps5904]

He said "I'm your Dad I gave birth to you!" I don't think that's how it works...

[@coltin1494]

It's because he's an alien, they're like seahorses

[@olivia_vermast]

coltin while he is shaking because he is mad, an alien just fucking jumps out of his skin😂

[@carissa2985]

Yeah, idubbbz is the mom, give him some respect 🤣

[@avrilpinto3262]

@@olivia_vermast ahhahahahaa

[@reethegirl7822]

Idubbz is the one who impregnate jake than? Wait what

[@terriblestudentfilms4643]

“Jake Paul has lost his mind” Assuming he has a mind.

[@Garizona_]

finally a recent comment

[@stephanieg9004]

"You can't even afford to buy a house in California" What a weird insult😂😂

[@bobinkhattak7095]

Yah there's nothing bad with not having a house in California 😆

[@stephanieg9004]

@@bobinkhattak7095 he's literally insulting all of his followers because they are all 12 and cannot afford a house lmao

[@Phoenix-pb4sm]

It's not that weird of an insult I think he more so was referencing how living in LA or near it is expensive.

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

It would have been a better insult if he said LA. California is too general, because there's plenty of middle class people who can afford to buy houses in the non-rich parts of Cali.

[@maddygirl39]

@@Rainbowthewindsage Fr I live in a tweaker town in cali 😂

[@StrawberrySheepProductions394]

"Jake Paul took a deep breath and called Ricegum a fool, and said 'In my book, Ricegum, you are not cool. For my book is for winners, smilers, and friends. England is my city, so come join Team 10'." I DIED LAUGHING

[@emilyglenn1797]

watch jake drop a new diss track with those *siCk* bars

[@tjackstudios5935]

Amen.

[@skyeisnotdead8110]

;)

[@alissashaw987]

I had to pause the video until I stopped laughing, rewind it and repeat it over like 3 times. This is the best thing in the world. I shall be apart of the Greg family for life.

[@alissashaw987]

Hears that part. Is laugh crying. “Amen.” Drops to the floor crying and laughing with a wheeze.

[@kaam..]

Did you know that Jake's dad's name is Greg Paul?

[@ckarndusunme4394]

I AM ETHAN greggy

[@fiilluminati2500]

o h n o

[@autumnsprite]

LMAO IS IT REALLY

[@renenunez5536]

art imitates life

[@mahi-gq5jv]

aye it’s dabin

[@umi9672]

jake: bragging abt his money jake minutes later: “guys we just got our first piece on furniture “

[@jae4427]

HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT THE STRONGEST ARMY ON THE INTERNET?! GREG? WE ATTACK AT DAWN.

[@staceymulligan6486]

*_GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS_*

[@johnnxttdoor]

Dont forgot ur mask soldiers ohh i forgot we are immune to anything WE ARE TRULY GREG!!!!!

[@dekadevgg]

@@johnnxttdoor we may be immune, but we must wear masks for the consideration of the lesser beings... GREG 4EVER

[@johnnxttdoor]

@@dekadevgg yep ur right

[@mollyhansen4336]

Let’s go I have sum knives if anyone needs a weapon

[@raspberrylemonade]

“I never respond to hate” MmMmMmMmMmMmMmM Cody Ko could beg to differ

[@cliveconrad6460]

I can’t imagine having so much hatred inside of me

[@MsDefectiveToaster]

Wait. Did Jake say "I am your Dad. I gave birth to you"? He does know that, in most cases, Dads don't do the birthing right? Weird turn of phrase.

[@laredjong4072]

He also called Idubbbzs Brian's mom. Maybe there's some parent issues going on?

[@jeanr.rivera4583]

he was gregnant

[@Shintaims8]

"In most cases"

[@chelseakitkatz]

TIZZ productions male seahorses give birth

[@bookmilla8616]

TIZZ productions Maybe they meant transmen

[@pinataperson9869]

Realized 3/4 the way through that this is about JAKE Paul and then realizing I don’t know the difference between Jake and Logan

[@heyimpetewentzfrommychemic8548]

Jake paul took a deep breath, and called ricegum a fool, and said "in my book, ricegum, you are not cool". For my book is for winners, smilers and friends. England is my city, so come join team 10." - Danny Gonzalez

[@mugu2601]

Your profile picture is my husband. Care to explain?

[@Trinityhibine]

Amen

[@peachssungie3980]

@@mugu2601 nah fam thats my husband >:(

[@lovingameria]

Amen.

[@tituseichelberger9027]

The freak is your KZbin channel tho

[@Kokobunney]

"Logan and I are your daddies" *Sweet home Alabama ~*

[@Dragoon-zm6fc]

XD

[@aalainaa.q]

He didn’t say that-

[@Kokobunney]

He did actually 👶

[@aalainaa.q]

@@Kokobunney you used the quotes wrong, if your gonna use them put exactly what he said. 😊

[@Kokobunney]

But y’all know what I mean 👶

[@ellamurray2946]

I AM TRULY GREG lmao he got so defensive and mad when Jake said "we are the strongest army"

[@N7C_25.0]

I kind of did too lol

[@aspentree9]

BECAUSE WE ARE

[@whalesharko4465]

WE ARE THE STRONGEST ARMY ONCE YOU ARE GREG ENOUGH YOU WILL SEE

[@captaincatgirl9294]

He said they were the strongest team because that’s all the jake paulers are a team Greg is an army

[@aspentree9]

Djdare WE ARE AN ARMY, A TEAM, AND A FAMILY

[@fortunatecookie]

The sincere "...he is kind of an asshole" at 6:36 is so funny to me for some reason

[@joeydenatale7838]

KZbin in 2012: **Cat plays piano** KZbin 2017: (Jake Paul alone in room) “ *PLEASE ANYTIME YOU ADRESS ME CALL ME DADDY* ”

[@ΕνέαΝτραγκόι-τ5ρ]

2012 Youtude...good days, good days!

[@lem8540]

KZbin in 2018: *45 min documentaries*

[@moonlxce]

Ya boi Joey true

[@onceuponafairytale_3338]

*Looks at all the bull shit on the Internet* I think I’m choking on all this bull shit send help.

[@madisonscales3905]

Ya boi Joey " yes please call me daddy idwbs is ur mommy" #lil akword

[@shanafife3228]

"We are your dads. We gave birth to you". That's really not how that works.

[@404usernotfound_]

It's 2019, I'm not gonna say it's impossible

[@Snowy72]

Shana Fife it’s a joke

[@paigeypop9896]

Viper ...so is their comment

[@soogsie]

Are you saying that men cant give birth? Nonsense! My Dad gave birth to me. 😤😤

[@tirzxh]

@@soogsie Lucky the trash can have birth to me

[@msp8804]

Jake: let’s not involve people Also jake: hey lets throw logan into the mix

[@heather_doestruecrime]

I legitimately choked on my chips & dip from laughter at “you’re having an aneurism on camera”

[@AJayeBirdie]

"We are your dads, we gave birth to you!" .... There is so many things wrong with that, but I'm not going to list them all.

[@AlexX-ov4gc]

I'll list em' all: -everything

[@probablylasagna2755]

They red-vined(from the office)

[@AJayeBirdie]

Bro, good taste!