i'm SHRINKING!

[@soniahernandez8902]

Dan: I'M NOT BUILT FOR SCIENCE!!!! Trayaurus: You have disappointed me my friend

[@jo3y70]

:/

[@lycaptain]

lol

[@FG-SSC]

ripppp

[@phuongle1736]

Purple Malteser what

[@jableslables8029]

Purple malester what the hell do you mean by *dad*

[@degariuslozak2169]

This would be cooler in VR

[@aaronking2020]

and freaky

[@camthemann07]

Yes it would

[@boogieboy7775]

You extremely very so COOLER,sorry I need to chill

[@crypt1c_dr518]

Accept it wouldn't work for Dan cause it would make him feel tall

[@randompersonunk]

Sure

[@alr]

Thumbnail : Hey Me : *Hiiiii :o*

[@a.k.a-fresh5020]

Hey

[@theecarnotauras3441]

Ayeeee

[@syxioyt]

*BYEEE*

[@theblazinggamer5289]

The reason dan is so good at this is because he's had personal experiences of being short

[@Jacktele]

(•̀ᴗ•́)و| (• ◡•)|

[@Mintyboi64]

Lol

[@WrightFam]

Bru

[@butter-mint5441]

I love how good Dan is at playing games that he's new to. I love watching every one of his videos.

[@NoDiddlin]

I remember when this came out *Then that 3 years hit me*

[@carllindell50]

Dan:Am I peeing?!?!?! Us:

[@lia5911]

Carl Lindell lol

[@q-tip4232]

eew you are dicustang

[@echfx9201]

TNT T your grammar sounds more disgusting????

[@JJ.420.]

Literally

[@XIMMANX]

😂 Why Dantdm say that 1:17

[@neilt3011]

The lab!?!? _Dr Trayaurus has entered the chat.._ _Dr Tray is typing..._ *”HEHH-“*

[@helerynkruusik9245]

Twilight_Panda ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ew a furry

[@k4ndiii]

@@helerynkruusik9245 🤦‍♂️

[@linusovery-smith4246]

*GAMERS UNITE*

[@andyjohnson3251]

Funnyyyyyyyy

[@syxioyt]

*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!*

[@-boxedbobcat-3270]

I'd recommend setting up bridge systems before you start shrinking, so you know that you have an area to walk on from the start.

[@1v0ry_0n_pawz-13]

How can you do it before you start shrinking? Please tell me :/

[@arianyusufzai4818]

before making the coffie

[@milkeeunicorns2307]

12:33 WHERES MY CLIPBOARD!!! 😂😂😂 the wiggly facecam though!!! 😂😂😂

[@thathero3970]

Wow! Tiny dan? Sell it as an action figure!

[@rockdub2868]

lol

[@ABRXZER]

I'm apparently bigger than dan and I'm 11 xD

[@txr4032]

@@ABRXZER hes not 1 foot 6, hes 1 meter 68

[@ABRXZER]

@@txr4032 ik, I'm 1.74m

[@jay._.01010]

I’m 3 foot 9

[@melisacassidy3877]

I made a dab police badge out of paper and tape today.....plz notice me Dan. Edit: Trayaurus would be proud of u for trying something new Dan. ;) Edit: Happy Anniversary! Sorry I'm three days late.

[@obsidiaan]

Melisa Cassidy I made papers at school saying join dab police today and put my number and put them all around the school (I also put subscribe to DanTDM)

[@a.person1805]

DAB POLICE!!!

[@biogimint2628]

OMG I want to do this

[@malfoymilkshake6615]

@@biogimint2628 im DOING IT

[@melisacassidy3877]

@@obsidiaan Cool I made mine in math class

[@eimgai0riginal]

"im already short... I don't want to SHRINK" I know your pain

[@SnorpSnordy]

I felt that

[@siobhanodonoghue801]

Me too😟

[@jabeyyishim]

@@Jiminal_ ur so small!!

[@eimgai0riginal]

@@Jiminal_ tiny

[@Kaidenlemke]

I am 11 and 5' 6" hehe

[@funnydonutsss9290]

Dan You may be small But you take a big piece of my youtube recommended list ❤

[@doubleaduracellbatteries2119]

@@M0zzarella_ same lol

[@Guthri]

Awe 😂

[@josuecolin7515]

@@Guthri he's not talking to you:edit it mean she isn't talking to you

[@Guthri]

Josue Colin I know mom

[@billyringer5949]

Josue Colin You are clearly dumb. She was just saying "awe" gosh. Or he. Sorry.

[@queenlover6973]

Dan: *plays game* Game: *glitches* Game: *danTDM is too short. He can not shrink any smaller*

[@Timothygruenbacher]

Rabbits GOOGOO GAGA

[@melisacassidy3877]

Lol so true

[@Marblehornitz]

OMG!What?

[@chloie9640]

Sooooo true that is sooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

[@allisongrady7481]

True very true

[@DaRealTT]

I died when Dan said “watier”

[@amityrainn5454]

tt2806 me too 😂😂

[@-zecreperz-7445]

Lol same

[@rickharvey6775]

Yep me to

[@staceysimard4889]

SAME!!!!!!

[@gametimewithmyah7703]

Same here

[@tanistv1124]

Chemistry teachers: you forgot your goggles I’m surprised your alive

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Lmao

[@undefined06855]

*while working with only water and salt

[@summeremata9884]

9:12, my face when my teacher is talking about science

[@itsifrizz6261]

XD

[@kaoriras1349]

Why... Lol Science is my favorite senpai~

[@aschoolshooter2626]

WOW! I can't believe you're still going strong I remember watching your challenge Colosseum and mod adventure videos years ago on a laptop and the laptop would reach 3% and i would plug in a charger just to keep watching now i'm on a PC...remember when the channel was named The Diamond Minecart and you had to change it because of all the fakes...Whelp back then i was 11 years old and now i'm 15 and all I wish is for nothing but a positive future for this channel!!!!!! :]

[@ilovemilk5033]

Well said

[@iamthe5th_709]

I've been watching since a little after he started. Jeez it's been a long time...

[@Hamzanwich]

:)

[@mohonfamily5747]

I've been here since diamond dimensions wow so long

[@harpywiththebrownfeathers]

Oh my gosh, I'm eleven right now!

[@plinketyplonk3156]

I saw the thumbnail and I knew what it was going to be... Inch by inch.

[@darrienmosley3615]

Same

[@brogansaxe]

me too

[@generalgold742]

hahaha

[@pixelennio]

I knew because it had the potion in the background.

[@kylaclapper7508]

Dan turns 7 inches tall* Dan: Im the size as a small toenail! Uh...

[@roseypika2349]

It was centimeters lol XD

[@abdussalamkhan7438]

What

[@Marscandy1]

Uhhhhh Toenails aren’t that small

[@Rejj_]

@@Marscandy1 they are smaller

[@Rejj_]

Smaller then 3 inchs

[@supafx246]

I think it’s insane how I JUST found this channel today!! Pretty entertaining 😎🔥

[@a.k.a-fresh5020]

Yo bro

[@werewolfremus9981]

Jesus

[@doitsunokagakuwasekaiichi4732]

Wow that's sad man.

[@a.k.a-fresh5020]

Do you play PUBG?

[@idontusethisanymore7578]

I've watched his vids since I was 4 and I'm 10 This the TRUTH

[@NettyRat]

Me: * watches video * Me: * looks over at mom * Mom: * drinks coffee * Me: “MOM NUU U GUNNA SHRINK!!!” Mom: ??? Me:🤣

[@Kohakuoukawa]

Gianna V. Lol

[@matttheflexer2977]

I Don’t Get It, I Know That That’s How The Game Works But I Don’t Get WhyYou Need To Put A Laugh Face

[@beyonddesolation]

It’s too late for my mom 😿😿😿

[@kabooee8521]

Did you actually scream at your mom for that?

[@foxytube5937]

Oh I better warn my mom

[@NightMeteor]

OMG I cannot believe that Dan is playing a DanTDM simulator

[@tergshheraergargae9666]

*well played**well played*

[@nialllovesireland2517]

yay haha

[@luketea2396]

XD

[@Diamond_Shines]

7:20 dantdm: see i got this! :D i've lived as a short person all my life! me: *he has accepted it*

[@suzzannewormstead49]

Yes he has

[@speedfreak11485]

Omg he did

[@kaydenchase5741]

It's okay that's just how Dan grows instead of getting taller he gets shorter it's completely normal

[@nonenone5050]

Lol

[@llinosjones3744]

no its not and yeah lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lesliefillyaw8499]

🎊🎉 Happy 10th Anniversary for you and Jemma! 🎉🎊

[@lengovanatalia]

:)

[@CombatComet]

Yaaaaay!!!

[@ashasheekh3951]

Congratulations yay🎉😀

[@lukerabelo9990]

Horray

[@hambugerdino8238]

🐶🐶🐶😊😊😊😊😊🐥🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁

[@rjacobus1117]

Dan: I'm a good, smart scientist! Me: Do an experiment! Dan: Oxygen+ watyer = a tree! Me:😑

[@On1yGreen]

BOI

[@marzenahecka8080]

@Edward Orbe-Galvan I just spam

[@restaurantsadan3726]

@FRicKiNg LiL raT WHo Is U BOI water 😑

[@thehammmann]

FRicKiNg LiL raT WHo Is U BOI r/whoooosh

[@cursedkonohamaru8955]

thats not how you spell water

[@that_one_noobyt6560]

These classic videos always seem to bring me joy even in the darkest of days.

[@harrypotter9936]

Dan: 1:25 " Am I peeing" Me: No Dan, your filling that beaker up with water. Why would you pee in a sink?

[@knox6291]

Harry Potter Wow Right after he said that he said he was feeling it with water Your comment is pointless and unfunny

[@harrypotter9936]

@@knox6291 *Filling

[@harrypotter9936]

@@knox6291 And thanks, I thank you for the *POSITIVE* Feedback and will "totally" listen to what you have to say in life. Thanks :)

[@harrypotter9936]

@GamingBabyz No one cares about you.

[@mychemicalkilljoy1524]

@GamingBabyz you shouldn't be loved more. I would be upset lol

[@mxgicys]

If you keep in shrinking, your pugs might eat you by accident. That’s just a funny mistake. You wouldn’t want to come out the other side tho 😂

[@slipknot1017]

Fantastic

[@blacksta-r]

Ugh ew AH

[@deadguy404]

Lol

[@mariorodriguez3575]

Destiny Dragon yup

[@antonykassis]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

[@carlmusic]

EVEN MY BRAIN IS SHRINKING! -DanTDM 2019

[@carlmusic]

Liam Burridge bruh I posted this 9 months ago what do you expect

[@markerdudeplays4812]

GH0ZTY no you posted it 1 year ago

[@carlmusic]

MarkerDude Plays YEAH CUZ ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS DUH

[@jableslables8029]

When did you guys reply?

[@Gerbel19]

Dan : And my father who was a bear Dans dad: Am I a joke to you son

[@sixqm2]

am i a bear to you

[@theblackrabbituwu8635]

yes

[@sigsauer_firearms]

I am addicted to your prison architect series........... PLAY MORE BEFORE I DIE!

[@plagued_roses]

Same

[@elevinate3694]

Yup

[@cfs7]

Lol me to

[@spurs8886]

The Blue Turtle 0-0

[@wakeupfromurslumber]

The Blue Turtle same we both have an addict

[@leonardogamingworld6678]

Happy Thursday guys It's almost the weekend

[@NotDrJack]

I know right :)

[@brittbow85]

LeonardoGamingWorld it is spring break

[@LiveLaughLove19739]

Schools are different your holidays might be now and his might be in 2 weeks

[@cl0udyvenus]

Boi its spring break

[@cl0udyvenus]

@GoWombat ITS SPRING BREAK IN AMERICA

[@AngelTigress]

Hmmmm.... **skips ahead** **Sees that Dan wins** ...Whew. Ok.

[@kaelyn3578]

Lol 😆

[@rhjubarb]

S p o i l e r A l e r t 😡😡😤

[@railer4676]

Lololololololol

[@beth3885]

I’m surprised that Dan could reach his desk to play the game

[@heatherlaplante6797]

LOL

[@bwiky7411]

Hahhahah

[@comeandgamewithme5090]

Yeah

[@tancingmalinao8968]

LOL

[@minecraft1block756]

Aahhh

[@misledsoup29608]

Wait how do we know your getting smaller or everything is getting bigger?

[@michelehobson9061]

Dan is just getting smaller

[@thegendervoid5412]

Well Dan can't get smaller so the latter probably

[@5Chr5ome5]

Jeibrix Russel Tubon r/woooosh

[@drewf9777]

Jeely i no it is you stop hiding

[@obsidianman5387]

Because he drank coffee

[@Fowlerandrew81]

Today was the saddest day of my life Me: I am not doing good My mind: WATCH DANTDM

[@rzxv3]

Then it wasn’t the saddest day because you watch Dantdm

[@ghostskully8449]

Hi and happy anniversary for u and Jemmas wedding

[@ghostskully8449]

I no

[@SuperLiteYT]

“There’s nothing in the microwave ever” -DanTDM

[@Fresho]

He said “either”

[@Nate2010]

Tgamer 1.00 so? No one asked

[@SuperLiteYT]

I said ever cuz he said either weird

[@jaidendro4006]

5:30 panics and opens each and every cupboard as he shrinks 5:35 sees open white board with the solution😂😂😂

[@hamham4904]

Lol

[@skwidthesquid419]

Five seconds later

[@mynamesmatthew1551]

This is how short dantdm is gonna be when he is -0.00 in the next century V

[@MellohiYT]

hes gonna be 83 tall when hes negative 0?

[@konradmierzwa1248]

wat

[@momgonz8680]

Wut :

[@AmirAGamin]

-Im sorry, what?-

[@supersammy10]

Wut

[@dqvil8237]

Dan: am i?? Am i pe-?? Am i peein-?? Oh no im not peeing Me: wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@HYKANTUS]

I am

[@GlassShardsInMyFeet]

Wut.?.?.?.

[@dqvil8237]

mc.derpy abc its what he said.

[@dqvil8237]

Sniping Moose ?? Wasnt it am i??

[@maxdukhovskoy1406]

Me: "man, I want some strawberry jam" Also me: *watches video* *Microwaves iced tea*

[@xxblackred_gachaxx]

Did it work though?

[@mohammedalyamany7214]

I love you Dan you are the best youtuber.❤️💖 And can you play more 🎉 💙Prison architect💙

[@Kirbyy315]

Mohammed Hosny I agree with u

[@thomaswalters5001]

Yes more

[@laumics]

Are u eygptian?

[@_mossy_8520]

He will guys just wait

[@laumics]

@@_mossy_8520 hi

[@maximusthecreatorandthegam2195]

I remember jacksepticeye playing this last year and it was a really good video

[@lisaburnside2861]

WHO SENT YOU?

[@g0_os_e278]

Hey dan! Hope u have a great day and we all love you! Much love and support and keep doing you.

[@alexafarley5835]

“Why is this place so gray?” -DanTDM 2020

[@fischaventine8313]

A Science experiment gone wrong

[@laurawalsh2435]

THIS VIDEO WASNT MADE IN 2020

[@jihanghabach4917]

Remove the R and maybe I can answer

[@quintenbrouwer9690]

Ice tea + microwave = strawberry jam. Very accurate👏👏

[@sophierobinson4127]

👍🏻

[@aarontoys4448]

It wasnt that

[@aarontoys4448]

Nvm

[@arilefebre546]

Ikr

[@vergil7180]

Dang the comments went from 80 to 632 in 30 seconds “Wat”. Btw Dan try this one game called brick rigs it’s a fun game where you can build vehicles out of legos and much more!

[@codswollopye7287]

SeekNdstroy55239 now 1k

[@ultimate5939]

Ya fun so much

[@ultimate5939]

Funny game epic quality

[@rocketdino]

yeah thats a good game

[@vergil7180]

Bro what was I actually on two years ago

[@nomore9614]

Roses are red Violets are blue Dan is the best You know that too

[@tbg4928]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dan is the shortest, You know that too.

[@nou-me4kg]

Cool

[@ElyCakey]

Rose are red Violets are blue I don't what To Put here so Maybe do You 030

[@sou.p]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Dan's old vids were better And you know it too

[@memeaddictedgirlgirl5426]

He really is 😁

[@andresortez6111]

Dan: *is at a sink and hears water pouring sounds* Also Dan: Am I peeing?

[@shannae.475]

😂

[@pandachinito6948]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍞

[@s.mahanamagoonesekera1083]

Lol yes

[@Hexsel3]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌔🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲😃😀😑😐😑😂🥲🥲😂🤣🥲😂😂🥲🥲🤣😂🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂😂🥲🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🥲🥲🤣😂🥱🥱🥱🥱🤧😴😴😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😑😐😑🤭😏🥳🤩🥲😂🤣🥲😂😂🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣 confusing right?

[@Lucas-rs4zx]

@@Hexsel3 what...

[@emmaemeralds2992]

OMG this is the earliest thing I've been! Anyway DAN can you do more tomodatchi life and reading your comments? I LOVE it when you do them. IMPORTANT QUESTION Dan when will there be a new tour? It's my dream to meet you but the tickets sell out so fast I don't have time to get even 1 ticket! :( Anyway just a message. HAVE A GOOD DAY! :) :D Also more Roblox plz?

[@L1m3L1ghtt]

Emma Emeralds I really want him to go on tour because when I started watching him he was done with tour and so I WANT DAN TO GO TO THE U.S.A!!!!!!!!!

[@L1m3L1ghtt]

Most of my dreams are meeting him

[@wildfires4977]

Btw DanTDM never checks his comments

[@diegoestremera8679]

PugQueenPizzaTDM : 3 he went to the USA already

[@L1m3L1ghtt]

Sc WAFFLE true

[@jerryfox2960]

No matter what size you are, I'll always look up to you!😁 I'm watching you for almost 7 years now

[@jerahmysmith4459]

JerryFunHouse me to

[@Sezooo777]

Jerahmy Smith too*

[@rollthedice_5580]

Wow *sarcastically

[@churchlover2064]

7?!?! Alsoooo... DONT WOOSH ME

[@melissamoore9109]

cool

[@littlenooblil8166]

“WaTiEr” - DanTDM 2019

[@brennangaming2535]

Little Noob Lil is so cute ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤♥️💝💖💗💓💞💕💌

[@maxosborn1018]

It is 2020

[@littlenooblil8166]

Max Osborn I know but the video was made 2019

[@GummyGuy-hn4lu]

Dan: Okay I promise not to touch anything Scientists: Okay (2 Hours Later) Dan: Down Here help Scientists: WHAT did we just say

[@mireiamiromontull9340]

Loooooooooool

[@natalierich2603]

Dan: maybe I should stop using my lab equipments to make coffee? Me: *dies of laughter*

[@Jacktele]

Start code dantdm

[@aelitah6558]

Penguin Farm Prison Architect And Now Its Come To.. IM SHRINKING!!

[@romanticspider651]

Shut up

[@aelitah6558]

MS. Artsy sorry

[@sarahmcdonald7280]

@@romanticspider651 they never did anything to you

[@lazyllama2870]

You don't need to be sorry

[@ZackronIsCool]

@@romanticspider651 rude

[@plzsubtomainchannelcontent301]

1:25 DanTDM: "Am I am I peeing." Me: laughing and having to replay 1:25 over and over again.

[@brawlgaming4612]

you are probably 2 years old

[@plzsubtomainchannelcontent301]

Nah, just watch DanTDM for the memes

[@lpstoxicfox824]

Me: What kind of disease? *top 10 questions scientists still can’t answer*

[@shanematt2021]

*CLap clAp CLAP* Very true!

[@colinmacsherry]

1.68 is actually the average height of a male human

[@GingerbreadFam]

Toxicepicdailyfortnutstreamerimbetterthenallofyou. Ya sure...

[@taylorl9424]

@@GingerbreadFam well yea depends on where your at tho because different parts of world have different average heights

[@GingerbreadFam]

ChuSoo Kpop eh true

[@mattfat333]

I love what you do Dan. If I'm mad or sad then I will watch you.

[@sonjaskatingstinger1279]

*reads title* Is that even POSSIBLE?

[@ctv-qi6oq]

Duuno

[@joshuaparker1742]

Sonja SkatingStinger lol

[@oldaccountrain3760]

@@beabetterperson9381 yeah. After the age of 40 you will start shrinking very slowly. My Grandpa was 171 when he was 30/40 and know he is 167

[@fischaventine8313]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[@ChadShears-o5u]

I remember watching this when I was younger... still holds up 👍

[@colinwells1373]

Play the video 2x faster its SOOOOOO funny

[@kabochahata9693]

Dan: Needs Ignatium Also Dan: forgets how to after making it in the tutorial

[@oolfur]

It doesn't matter if you're tall or small you should be proud of being yourself :)

[@kerezymaii]

^This

[@jackcallahan1848]

U know what is one letter from sad? DAB!! 😭

[@limecube9922]

I can’t I have gender dysphoria 😭

[@emmahaynes1578]

Wolfie you made my day because I was being bullied for my hight today 🙂

[@sandyschaller9921]

Not if you're 7.12 inches tall

[@peter320972]

Dan: ooooooooooo Ignation + waterier Me: *ummm what is dis magical world we be living in..?*

[@codswollopye7287]

Dantdm and the wasp in cinemas November 23

[@obamawhipnaenae3296]

lol

[@TrueInkpoint]

Lolololololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol lollollol lollollol lololololol

[@Adi-lh7dx]

My birthday is on november 23

[@Adi-lh7dx]

Lol

[@codswollopye7287]

WHITE phantom nice 👍

[@winterwarriorplays9382]

Dan never fails to put a smile on my face after a stressful day of school

[@Chiefdatskrong4383]

Dan has a son now

[@solidduckling27]

Dan, ur doing the process of life wrong. U start out as a tiny child, then u grow into an adolescent! U shouldn’t be doing the process backwards!!

[@fluttershygamer3186]

Dan forgot how to life

[@jacksepticeyeandmarkiplier2478]

Lol

[@XerneX127]

@@fluttershygamer3186 I always forget how to life

[@zjoshuac4373]

Okay so how do u un-microwave something?

[@johnnymantle79]

Adolescent?

[@YoylecakeJ]

If you kept shrinking, you can even get to "Nanometers" . You would be eating bacteria at that point!😲 I'm a kid,and a scientist!😀

[@Ronnie_McNut]

At the start when you said A new day in the lab! I remembered when you used to play Minecraft A LOT now you dont. Why?

[@Noah-ek8hp]

Maganeese Heptoxide

[@kurtsotto5692]

because he said when he used to play minecraft, he used to get super stressed He said that in some of his reading your comments.

[@kurtsotto5692]

That was not me i never commented that its true im tha real one but how does it have my name? That's weird i dont even watch dantdm enimore😦😧😓

[@jaylink2248]

Hi Dan! You are my favorite gamer EVER! And my birthday is on the 29 if March! 🤩😁

[@ryyanwazien4086]

MY BDAY IS ON 29 MAY OML WHYYYY WE CUODVE BEEN THE SAM BDAY ;3

[@janicemoore1197]

Mine is tomorrow

[@HanaIsHere.]

Mine is the day after yours!!❣

[@kaelyn3578]

7 days later... Happy Birthday 😄❤ This is for you 👉🍪

[@teamjoses]

I disagree i prefer prestonplayz do not kill him

[@linafellah8670]

Lol imagine he has a high-pitched Voice on XD😂

[@nuggetthewisone6931]

Alternate title: Getting to my real height in a game

[@PelsckoPolesko]

1.68 meters is about 5ft. Sorry not sorry to ruin the joke, yt/selfwooosh

[@nuggetthewisone6931]

@@PelsckoPolesko I honestly don’t know the metric system at all, sorry

[@EHMM]

@@nuggetthewisone6931 What the hell

[@cattinaaa]

Someone getting smaller: AAAAAA Me: Welcome to my world!

[@britishfour]

Elena Wetmore lol

[@Zac-2008]

Hi dan i have been watching your vids since the pokemon vids came out I love your vids and wish to meet you one day. And also "DONT DRINK COFFIE!!!!!",if you do then this can cors... shrinking, and having to do since, So "DONT DRINK COFFIE!!!!!!"

[@kemwompel3720]

Correction: its COFFEE not COFFIE Plus it Cause not Cors

[@Zac-2008]

Thanks I'm terrible at spelling

[@itckenza]

I've been watching since minecrft (I was 4/5)

[@rhjubarb]

@@kemwompel3720 it's*

[@marksimon9791]

Glass cupboard... Opens them anyway...

[@yoriichitsugikuni1077]

Sorry for your lost dan

[@moonbeams.and.sunrheas]

I used a distillates today. It was fun. One kid nearly spilled the copper sulphate! That fricken idiot.

[@lisa11w19]

STOP SWEARING

[@jobamaojojo1920]

Lisa Woykin swearing?

[@tacosanchez28]

I watched 8-bitryan play this and I’ve always wanted Dan to play it

[@cursedskeleton6198]

TACOSANCHEZ 2318 me too

[@stabbedboxfilms]

At least you didn’t play this as octodad! Right?

[@i.luv.robzombie]

True

[@Ant1s3pt1c]

Definitely

[@moonjellyfish23]

oof yeh

[@stabbedboxfilms]

Bruh I forgot I made this comment

[@mari-with-a-gun]

Yes

[@lukedraws5716]

dan: theres a potion in there! me: dan, dis aint minecraft

[@commonchampoux9759]

Lol

[@NotMadison1562]

🤨o…k…

[@krono8299]

@@NotMadison1562 Shutup pls.

[@NotMadison1562]

@@krono8299 how about you now leave me alone😑

[@semi3027]

Dan: I was not made to do science! Me: No kiddin

[@quintenmc]

Wow i grew 1 cm bigger than dan yesterday

[@ABRXZER]

Yeah same, I'm 1.74m AND I'm 11 lol

[@solar_breeze735]

Quinten MC lol

[@mayatheboss9yearsago819]

Wow I'm taller than Dan and I'm 10

[@ABRXZER]

@@mayatheboss9yearsago819 same lol, I thought he was bigger 😂

[@lickitysplit9019]

@@ABRXZER You are not 5 foot 8 at 11 stop lying lol

[@xxfailedgamerxx1251]

My dad has cancer and you make me happy

[@allix4792]

9:09 They way he looks at the camera sharply after he says that makes me laugh every time.

[@giannagoddard6400]

Right?? xD

[@littlecatboy-h5w]

*eye contact*

[@Daxer_-dx2vd]

Hi Dan!! Would u rather be a unicorn or be a superhero!! ( I also love ur channel!! I watch u everyday)

[@waityouatemyseagull3858]

Crocoman 723 dude what the heck...

[@faytaylor9583]

Dan can I just escape escape and then just a tiny life Me laughing LOL

[@frankbauer3503]

Lab person: Let’s get some water and put it into the Destillator, to! Dantdm: *walks towards sink and starts to fill cup with water* Dantdm: am I... peeing.....? *water fills the cup and sound effects stop* Dantdm: oh! I’m not! Ok, good. Phew!

[@vivianavillagrana8678]

He could of continuously made his face cam smaller with the character int the game that would of been cool

[@pyborg]

That would’ve been hard to edit though.

[@benjaminsulouff2994]

Pyborg super cool tho

[@thinkinofanameidunno7816]

yEeEEeeEEeEeEeEEEs

[@benjaminsulouff2994]

Would be really awesome

[@emeraldatlas9590]

Dan can't shrink... he's already too small

[@brawlgaming4612]

No

[@brawlgaming4612]

He is not as small as a fuqing electron

[@brawlgaming4612]

Nobody say r/whoosh bc i,was also making a joke

[@brawlgaming4612]

3.141592653598723238

[@emeraldatlas9590]

R/whoosh

[@mxgicys]

DanTDM is now plankton 😂.

[@ElyCakey]

Lol

[@echo8481]

Professor DanTDM: Makes coffee from science ingredients Also him: Hold up. Scientists: Hold up. Impossible. Professor DanTDM: [Chuckles] I'm in danger.

[@webaccount167]

No Lights well coffe is made up of atoms and atoms are sicence so yeah. also i know that your comment is a joke

[@gxldn.retriever]

That is the most radioactive coffee I have ever laid my eyes on - DanTDM

[@rixzigzag3812]

Al I want to say is congratulations Me: I'm a waffle DanTDM: I'm a banana

[@thepickleman2458]

Hi Dan I love your vids please keep up the good work!

[@nommingmochi]

5:00 welcome to the gang