LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3

We must preserve Lord Wonky Eye..
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[@ashhplayz9489]

its been 3 years, and i am still watching this one specific video when i am bored, goes to show how entertaining and fun this video is exactly

[@KioshiVr889]

Me too

[@OllieTheStormHashira]

Ikr same

[@dukarroo]

lol same

[@Corey185]

It's just....nostalgic aswell

[@NottheuserAVeryNormalHuman]

who votes dan brings tabs back?

[@ColinTheCarrot]

Lord wonky eye still exists in tabs! I found him a couple days ago and he's still really good

[@KiraEditz12]

“PETER I TOLD U THE WAR IS NOT FOR U!” the best part

[@FXRREAL]

your also watching old dantdm?

[@jacobmiller7023]

😀

[@MirandaPlease101]

life am i right dont be rude

[@bonsense1915]

AYYY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@xr3b00txd9]

@@bonsense1915 of course

[@UserPenguin]

I love the Lord wonky eye he has once saved me in TABS as well

[@Shrine_of_Karma]

15:41 Lord wonkey eye is preparing the Ka-me-ha-me-ha

[@spongey1x998]

Lol

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Haha

[@lilruggedplays561]

Dude do not get him a warning ⚠️

[@Shrine_of_Karma]

@@lilruggedplays561 yea or else he might blast a spirit bomb at us

[@lilruggedplays561]

@@Shrine_of_Karma dude What if he brings in that purple cat I don’t know his name but what if he shows up and destroys our planet

[@artistic_mess1258]

6:24 the king does the best pose a king could ever do *start taking pictures people*

[@Luke-dt8lc]

He’s tlitched

[@joeanderson3853]

@@Luke-dt8lc you mean glitched?

[@t4burnok]

Look the wizard is dabbing

[@Beans-on-toast]

theres only one reason how dan gets all his views its because when people get bored they go back and watch his vids:)

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

Underrated Comment.

[@AaravUTY]

true

[@RandomF0R3V3R]

Accurately said

[@cyborgcat4634]

"Launch the boulder! Send it flying my friend and this game is over." -Dantdm 2019

[@gdmcmlbb5131]

10:35 Celebrating too early

[@annabelayala5941]

“Where I command my little blue or red I thinks it’s blue... oh it’s red I knew it was red”

[@ElChipsFiestaBuffet]

I do this as well

[@user-fo1mz4gy7c]

It been 4 years and I still love his old videos

[@fleurbradley8099]

At this point when dan posts we know we are gonna have a good day, this is so funny it made my day 😂

[@tycetubetoys1817]

I agre this is hilarious this is one of my favorite video

[@plazlx]

yea

[@jayplash24]

@@tycetubetoys1817 I laughed almost the whole video not even gonna lie

[@tycetubetoys1817]

@@jayplash24 I know right!

[@DarKHolo]

“The catapult hit our donkey” -Dantdm playing TABS 2019

[@blatalianboy]

I just wet myself

[@maxlubczynski2303]

I hate can

[@andrewstanyard5080]

Do you mean dan not can

[@markgrauer1699]

18:08 And his name is Halfling!

[@Pinac0lada_1]

*Insert John Cena Intro*

[@nazmulhassan3370]

Ta,tata,taa taa

[@ZIQ27]

The bald old man screening because The lord wonky eye throwing the Rock!! 13:32

[@DaljitSingh-sx3et]

"The guy with the twitchy foot would be easy to deal with" . Almost gave Wonky Eye a scare

[@B3nBak3r624]

One of the bards was riding his banjo

[@big_channel406]

Mr.Wabbit ! What time?

[@izwastuff1996]

Yeet

[@averagebikerguy6469]

@@izwastuff1996 yeet

[@yeetskeetcicle]

15:37 the most tense scene in any movie

[@Mario_the_menace]

Dan: harold you suck Harold: I DID HALF THE WORK

[@jaquelineflores9111]

19:08 I laughed so hard when I saw the squire killed his teammate and dan said cold blooded

[@House-uo2zg]

We need more of this been 2 years

[@goldengamer923]

Watch 15:42 in .25 speed with the sound off and epic action music in a different tab all the way to 15:46 an that's the best action sequence ever.

[@ivanplays755]

"our catapult hit our own donkey" Gets me everytime I watch this part

[@noodlestudios1742]

same

[@ollyhayes7919]

Me too And my sis

[@cartoonjames7072]

Me toooooooooo

[@bluesavage1194]

Same

[@jayxrevengeshooter9013]

Fr

[@thepickel]

The headbuter made a good risk to keep the army alive

[@azraeescobar9232]

Dan: Send it flying my friend; And this game is over. Lord Wonky Eye: Yes sir!

[@lxstful2795]

12:10 when that mammoth is playing inazuma eleven (SHOOT CHAIN!)

[@SWBPro]

16:16 use your head If you don’t get it, it is a toy story reference

[@32gameplayer11]

Dan: "The king leads us to victory" Me: "The kings leans us to victory: Also Me: "He was leaning" 😂

[@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd]

I am watching it in 2022 as well

[@gigilohrmann]

i loved this stage LOL 16:57

[@fredhesse9945]

IT HAS BEEN A YEAR. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

[@angusdempsey]

True

[@Master_Ace.]

Yes

[@joycekee2012]

Couldn’t agree more

[@lrlfamliy9642]

Ture

[@quintenvandenheuvel4866]

Yes

[@hunterbarrett3738]

i will tell you the history of wonky eye. once there was a boy named wonky he was made fun of because of his name they called him wonky eye but one sunny day the duel wilders attacted no one could beat them but wonky eye beleved they could do this so he got his dad's caipult and snake archers sqiers joined and wonky eye led them to victory after that day every one called him lord wonky eye.

[@rereerer346]

Love it

[@Wyrooks]

Best story ever ‘O’

[@troytoll8693]

True so true

[@mariacardoze4928]

😁😁😁🤩🤩

[@mariacardoze4928]

Respect Lord Wonky Eye 😠

[@ryantheirishman4841]

5 years later and it still a piece of gold

[@jacksonu9531]

" our catapult hit our own donkey " - Dantdm 2019

[@pandorasbox2.061]

Dan: Our catapult hit our own donkey Me: *laughing so hard that someone else near by laughs to*

[@mobsquad9921]

Yea I know HALARIOUS XD

[@raystoybox9368]

yes

[@LandonTheGod99]

I peed my pants😂😂

[@11uxier]

James Is an Aussie xd me too

[@tperm4072]

James Is an Aussie i read this once he said that

[@biteyfish8610]

We need more of this

[@lisagleaton9361]

Ik

[@duckyvr_21]

we NEED MORE

[@ChrsRtrhd]

We do need more bitey fish ur right

[@HirdepreetPardeshi]

Yeessssssss wwwwweeeee do😡 dann? Please

[@mypassionsmyhobbies5712]

Definitely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Cxl_Vxrail103]

I still come back to this to remind me of the dantdm which slowly but surely started maturing which is a good thing but young Dan and young KZbin will never hit the same 😢

[@LeoTyman-Hudson-zz4fu]

Lord wonky eye

[@thatartistnox]

17:54 dan turns away for a second Halfing: here is a tutorial on how to fly

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Lol

[@Pana4ican11]

That is way to true

[@The-Endless-Void]

He found the flying bard

[@katiebonesteel6410]

Lol

[@michelleschwab3883]

Not true stupid

[@ragnen2155]

Dan- HAROLD, IM CALLING UPON YOUR BROTHA...AND Dan-...your mother!

[@phoenix_joshua8083]

:/

[@ragnen2155]

@@phoenix_joshua8083 ?

[@prittykittyzm7520]

1:49 "ye old bald one" is a quote that I still use till this day..... don't ask 🤣

[@TotallyNotTrappedInABox]

This is one of my favorite videos from Dan. I’ve watched it for 4 years and it’s still good every time.

[@duckk._.]

its true

[@Freddy_1]

OUR CATAPULT JUST HIT OUR OWN DONKEY LOL IM DYING

[@toymariofficial217]

Yo, Dan! I think you should come back to this game, there's more content, more campaigns, better units, custom content, all that stuff!

[@oofyxd647]

Yeah, it is better now

[@sammorgan550]

"subscribe if your new, that's what the mammoth would do" me: *clap* *clap* *clap* "well done Dan"

[@dabbyplayz601]

IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS WE NEED MORE OF THIS

[@nozzl2820]

Ye

[@Adrienedwards2011]

Yes

[@samuelsharif2379]

there’s still no more tabs ._.

[@GreenScreenRizz]

YES

[@samuelsharif2379]

;~;

[@sackboygaming9896]

Harold: kills whole army of blues Wonky eye: Kills one King Dantdm: Harold you suck

[@prototypenick8373]

Sackboy gaming an army of blues is worse than the king

[@Blurr1d0.]

Prototype Nick lies

[@UndergroundSnippetsss]

Because it's true

[@drbombom4786]

@@Blurr1d0. he's a prototype of course he was wrong

[@darkmatter4400]

Dan: “ your brother and ..... (pause for effect)....... your mother!

[@sturz3333]

What did he want to say...

[@poosay269]

THE BIG H!

[@NathanWard-pe2mc]

The fight at 16:51 makes me laugh sooo hard every time I watch this video and I have watched this many times

[@oofyxd647]

Dan has always made us laugh and smile Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened How time flies when you're having fun Dan shaped all our childhood, and made us happy Dan made us laugh.

[@Alexlol15]

Me at a funeral after I'm reading this: ●v●

[@thegamedragon764]

Gave me chills

[@yvonbasuel9440]

0:28 - 0:35 Dan: I think it's blue... 7 seconds later... Dan: I knew it was red! *You silly dummy.*

[@ninjaowen2137]

Lol

[@slicks5086]

More lol

[@ninjatechdragon3684]

LOL LOL

[@thekuhlkid09tx9]

LOL

[@abbas1611]

Pop Playz is it heck or hell

[@JackTheProYt]

When Dan said our catapult hit our own donkey I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

[@jarrodstewart4128]

Yeah I agree with you 😂😂😂

[@avfc7005]

Yes

[@avfc7005]

Lol

[@neilaugustine5666]

OK babe I will be there on Friday

[@neilaugustine5666]

@@jarrodstewart4128 has

[@jacobmurphy6311]

Dan: “goes to the zoo and sees a elephant” Also Dan: oh look at the donkey

[@wallythewaffle5173]

Sandbox: *exists* Dan: “i can’t figure out how to beat these duel wielders”

[@lsimm09]

Yeah

[@safiahassan5552]

11:53 This cracked me up that I spit all over me

[@deysimora7742]

15:50 was epic!

[@Kamploop_TheGREAT]

thanks Dan for the amazing content and i remember this video i used to watch it over and over again.😀

[@teachinib]

Have a good day

[@teachinib]

Questions and answers

[@charmainegillespie-west1281]

7:52 mammoth really said "yall aint allowed in here guys".

[@Joe-wz3dj]

14:03 they are adding a Chinese dragon.

[@dragonking8494]

They did

[@dogevader388]

Dan: he hit the donkey an- wait. It’s not a donkey *slaps himself* Also Dan: ow

[@arisha.2010.]

DogeVader lol XD

[@yserag7507]

XD

[@gulsaar]

DanTDM:That what the mamoth will do Mamoth:"slaps dan"

[@gulsaar]

Im a donkey dan

[@TheUnistat76]

SlllllllllllllllllllaP PPPPPPPP

[@BeforeAlternate]

DUDE I KEEP WATCHING THIS EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE TABS GAME ALREADY

[@rexmiamyar7400]

IKR

[@elisabethpatrick8614]

Fr

[@bridgetmoran3800]

Me too and I have more hours in this game then on youtube at all

[@manojkt9389]

A pack of Doritos, Some Dipping Sauce and a DanTDM Tabs vid is all you need to have a relaxing night.

[@caitlync7332]

You are correct

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

Underrated Comment

[@drag00n_rl92]

4:37 Manny, Ellie and Peaches from Ice Age: Collision Course.

[@natoanimato]

Wait he called the mammoth fat in the game and they call manny in ice age fat

[@draketheinkyboi2356]

He’s not fat he’s poofy

[@PerceptivePogi]

Ep. 5 on T.A.B.S dantdm. you got your prayer answered

[@foreveroccurring475]

Dan: Knock that heart off rhythm, and their dead Me: bit morbid

[@denisebartlett6138]

i love that when ever he was battling 3 sythes 2 bear people and one king one of the protectors shield hit one of the sythe peoples head

[@reemix3580]

This is how many times dan laughed in this vid ⬇️

[@71kap]

Clipy 21

[@flaquiz1211]

WOW wow WoW wOw

[@connorthelunitic6996]

93

[@rileysteinmeyer3368]

109

[@djnoodles5301]

He laughed a lot of times😂😂😂

[@genkaevtimova6964]

dan: the catapult hit our own donkey me: dan its a mammoth

[@Suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii957]

I will I will give you $1000

[@user-gs9pz9lg3x]

'You little blighter!'-Dantdm 2019

[@ChucktheBuck-lj1kf]

I just watched the danTDM video titled "LORD WONKY EYE SAVES US! | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #3" and it was so entertaining! I loved seeing Lord Wonky Eye in action and how he saved the day. The battles were intense and I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. DanTDM always knows how to make his videos exciting and fun to watch. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us next! Thanks to a.i.

[@PoopFart-uy4fm]

2023

[@ExoticBobcat]

I love you dan I watched you since Minecraft days

[@natanealbeshah7349]

Sa,e

[@Link_31415]

Same with me

[@cameronknighton2262]

Same

[@AK-47forlife]

Same

[@maheshb2986]

10:00 lord wonkey eye makes a perfect shot and saves the kingdom

[@joeanderson3853]

What?

[@maheshb2986]

Watch that clip and you will see what I mean

[@Griff_AS]

I love we he used lord wonky eye. Puts a smile on my face and probably the 3rd time watching this after 2 years

[@yesfcsuhhhnus7795]

IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS. WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

[@alemih6152]

*What is he doing?! SNIFFING THEIR FARTS!?!*

[@genseot8192]

Dan: What is he doing? Sniffing their farts? Halfling: Bleh.

[@johnmariakennedy1374]

yep

[@mohammedrahman4700]

XD

[@trollingsome6803]

not anymore have sex

[@jordanblock6980]

19:55 is my favorite its halarious

[@anmolmaharaj2942]

Ok wait ma cousins have this

[@m4ts50]

Can you shut up?

[@BlitzEditz356]

petition for dan to start playing tabs again 👇 👇 👇

[@eduwigenreyes3004]

Back after 3 whole years crazy how I watched this when it came out thanks for raising my childhood 🙂

[@theoneduck234]

Fax

[@surfingjayb77]

“ Hit the mammoth in the butt and sent our own troops flying.” DanTDM- 2019

[@clappedbyfatalyt]

Wow your still here

[@chonkee473]

17:59 bard mortorcycle!

[@toregerstenberger2015]

pretty sure the sarissa is the spear/pike he's wielding

[@scition6139]

"I've heard the bards do some stinkers" -Daniel Franklin Middleton 2019

[@rhishadeocampo92010]

DanTDM says: a protective bubble. Me: hmmm that sounds sooo... Familiar.... *Good faction vibes*

[@Phoenixgaming-zf4tu]

"Yes we will get through! Mammoth: PEEKABOO

[@Boo-ti5oj]

The technique That Halfing Did at the end laughed me to death

[@nitulthapar]

"The war is just not for you peter" gets me everytime

[@_galax]

He really needs to do more of this

[@Christian-qn7ve]

Who else wants the game but can't get It cause of weak computer

[@Daasisjqh]

Meeee

[@andybird9917]

yeah

[@Wyrooks]

Wait what is that name???

[@Vezyx_Zephyx]

Totally accurate battle simulator

[@jeremybosler7017]

Me

[@banicma]

Dan: the headbutter! *HE* could do it! A few seconds later... Dan: *SHE* did it!!

[@watersorrowful5258]

Jack: R O G E R Coryxkenshin: Havo the rock 8 bit Ryan: Afro dude DanTDM: L O R D W O N K Y E Y E

[@Cantthinkofanames]

Nanokumo nanokumo: TABS WORLD DEFENDER

[@chaosensues1474]

Boy or girl?

[@kcocozza]

BaronVonGames: Zvihander

[@elijahkempski2660]

I think its a she

[@michelledenisediaz5161]

It's been 4 years and I still return to watch lord wonke eye

[@IAMDAVIDBLACK]

Twitching foot VS wonky eye , wonky eye is vicious

[@medium0sizedALT]

18:51 These Bards were killed for playing music without a license.

[@leanneharper345]

lol

[@luciusbutson1036]

People say dantdm the worst but he’s the best youtuber ;)

[@witheredbonnie324]

... no yes i don't know

[@NaiveFlows]

Most people lie that they hate dan

[@dthepro2529]

Who says that

[@jaxsonhicks4470]

10:44 top 10 anime betrayals

[@someweirdlumpofmeat158]

"That.. that didn't go-" _"Head and shoulders supreme, ever felt li-"_

[@calicowgirl74]

Dan: I bend the knee if I was not in a chair King:get out of the chair

[@isaacperez7466]

Bruh

[@willowtree3989]

*In* a chair. Get *out* of the chair.

[@maliakabdou847]

Dan: HAHA WHAT!

[@uncle7081]

The legend of lord wonky eye will live on for centuries to come. Praise to the wonky eye, eye of gods.

[@i6h565]

You mean god of eyes

[@laisha2235]

Izzy Cainsey yep

[@im_stupid_-rw3en]

1:33 I love how he says "these ones on the right" when both sides are the same

[@tharukjagoda6390]

The streets will remember when a blue coloured king, single handedly destroyed the beastly attack of a certain, big "H" and a "Lord Wonky-eye".

[@hersheldalehernandez2200]

The most funniest part is dun dun dun 19:36

[@cheicks4275]

14:02 Dan:Add dragons to the game please Me:There is a dragon coming in the Asian faction, but, not the dragon you would expect

[@vel8524]

People wearing a dragon costume

[@kaydennguyen9823]

The best type

[@lilithomas1657]

Lol

[@matthewbatton2828]

Yea

[@ravegamer544]

You don’t understand the Dan: Me: Section. It is for *funny* things

[@Edan_T]

Dan + catapult = DESTRUCTION

[@crispy_chiidren4786]

11:11 dan the heart is on the other side of the body

[@PizzaPieee]

18:00 DAB POLICE SLO-MO

[@no._.thumbs]

where?