I LAUNCHED a BABY VILLAGER in Minecraft Hardcore!

[@delilahviolet7522]

“I’m going to watch babies flying out of the back of my vending machine” *thats a sentence I never thought I’d hear..*

[@rogelioramirez1381]

Me:.............he is insane

[@scarecraft57]

i expected that sentence since he built the vending machine

[@jaytown1003]

lol

[@realcanadian67]

@Lisa Evans hello SCAMMER!

[@davidwhitehill2824]

L

[@amberee]

2019: launching baby villagers 3019: launching ender dragons

[@Flower3144]

RandomizedCrazy Unicorn ender dragon babies

[@amberee]

@@cyndischumann7759 Yep XD

[@amberee]

@@Flower3144 k

[@greaseteeth6065]

True YEEET

[@justinharwood9160]

dan would me old...

[@chaihill1837]

"Give me your child. I need to send him... To college." Nice save Dan.

[@Poobthegoober]

Wow no since

[@bvolleyball2]

LOL

[@wonder5095]

😂😂😂

[@classicliberal6666]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@billroberts3579]

haha so true nice save Dan lol

[@ednaadarlo2330]

Dan capturing these villagers: ''Got these nerds'' Dan earlier: ''I'm actually having fun doing redstone"

[@dr.zoraxis]

How dare he insult his own kind?!

[@quntumnmly7431]

@@dr.zoraxis your username hurts me

[@trainspeer3100]

ererererererererer

[@quntumnmly7431]

@@trainspeer3100 ......what

[@billroberts3579]

haha your right so true lol

[@TheRealScoobert2000]

20:58 Dan: *Attemps to put a Villager in Minecart* Villager: "i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

[@chris_the_meme_god7331]

Scoobert2000 lol an actually funny comment 😂

[@jeremyinsertrandomnumbersa3883]

When I read this the thing in the vid happened at the same time

[@Nicktisem6969]

That move is spinning

[@lukepiexd7542]

Scoobert2000 lol

[@ferminestoesta1634]

Дантм эпичен.

[@labbilusg9314]

Minecraft 2012: Finally, we can ride horses. Minecraft 2019: Finally, we can send villagers on Mars.

[@kobrabouseh7754]

*to

[@RealCosmicDarkrai]

LoL

[@EpicHoola_2763]

@@kobrabouseh7754 what?

[@EpicHoola_2763]

@@RealCosmicDarkrai what?

[@ballongsmekk7622]

Haha

[@free-2-play]

Dan: **Makes a veteran fireplace** Campfires: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@doctorberd3214]

Yes campfire your a joke XD

[@zienek33]

Thats what I said while whaching

[@ngchloe9314]

He honors the veterans with the netherrack fire camp

[@ayla8750]

Free2Play321 yes

[@downsidesuncasual]

Ikr, I cringed inwardly when dan made that fireplace

[@vyshinathan3732]

"So what did you do today?" “Nothing just launched children off of my vending machine”

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

LOL 😂

[@Madex_harr57]

Funny funny

[@lonelycat9240]

Omg, LOL

[@leafy_green7573]

This is way more funny than it should be XD

[@jesusbarron-almazan5630]

Ahhh no

[@Amethyst_XD69]

“Take the kids from the parents, and send them off to work” Ahhh yes, child labor

[@cocacolabear1979]

Mr. Man01 ahhh yes also speration from parents seconds after birth XD

[@AshKetchum-uw8im]

Call 911

[@eoinmcgrath4618]

Call misty

[@eyesoftomorrows]

Dad you son of a uhhhhhh DOGE VILLAN (mind) pherew I didn,t swear with the bad word

[@nudgewa]

Mr.Man01 its not work job or is it college?

[@SpinEditz]

Mom “What are you watching?” Me “ A guy who makes babies fly out a penthouse. “ Mom” 🤨Ok?”

[@SpinEditz]

Leah_hybrid-3- thanks for replying!!

[@mckennapaik3987]

Omg lol 😂 I luv this comment

[@ztezzy3060]

@Jasmine Jackson dis a scam

[@SpinnR_FX]

@Jasmine Jackson Y U SCAM?

[@finns4309]

Jasmine Jackson no

[@double_dave33]

Dan's commentary on villager breeding is actually the funniest thing in this series

[@leafy_green7573]

24:57 still love how Dan can fluently speak Villager *and* translates for us XD

[@supersword09]

He learned from Dr. T. himself!

[@Banana_queen17]

@@supersword09 yeah if course because that's his best friend villager

[@sierrastencillhahn]

it reminded me of dr T fr

[@averyr4919]

"Give me your child I need to send him to collage" -Dantdm 2019

[@josephthegod3514]

Avery Ringstrom if that wasn’t an autocorrect then it’s college. I don’t want to be annoying I just had to point it out.

[@justjake9047]

@@josephthegod3514 spoiler alert: you are being annoying

[@pineapple061]

JustJake And so are you

[@Anyting9OnTopGrrr]

@@pineapple061 and so r u

[@likematestopprocrastinatin1317]

JustSomeMonkey and so are you

[@noahr1126]

Dan: "Lets make a baby that I can send off to another dimension." Baby: "Help."

[@sinsfullyvalid9498]

Scott Williams lol scammer

[@noahr1126]

TY guys for Liking!

[@deepak7747]

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

[@pencilcoulours_]

@Scott Williams shush scammer/bot

[@meelssqueels4370]

Dantdm’s phrase of the year: “Let’s launch babies off a roof!”

[@icicle_ai9748]

@Rebecca Turner fake

[@Danielle_1989]

Oof

[@Milk-kh8fy]

Lol

[@The-Original-TwT]

Amelia Clayton yay.....

[@The-Original-TwT]

Rebecca Turner want to have ton of scams in ur phone instantly simply type ~~> (insert scam here) 😄

[@quicklydom]

Dans son: how are babies made? Dan: you leave them in a hotel room with bread

[@fritzfischer4859]

"Make a baby so I can send him to another dimention!" -DanTDM 2019

[@adamwagenbrenner4706]

u spelled dimension wrong

[@2beex]

U mean dimension

[@otrocerdo2342]

*dimension

[@v35p3r4]

Diamond dimension

[@starbird2355]

NO BAGEL DIMENSION

[@kawaiipineapple4069]

Dan: Protect the environment Also Dan: Breeding humans and launching babies

[@winnieho5545]

Villagers aren’t human, they have ridiculously large noses

[@acat5659]

Winnie Ho didn’t know big noses makes someone an alien

[@acat5659]

MxwlPlayz they’re not that big

[@acat5659]

MxwlPlayz look ok I see your point but if they’re not humans then what are they?

[@acat5659]

MxwlPlayz oh ok

[@bubblenugget_8026]

Dan: “We’re gonna steal their children and send them off” Me: isn’t this a family friendly channel

[@simp.lykumo]

Dane Ludington your so right 😂

[@xxammxx9709]

Yeee

[@sonkponkle_]

It ain’t a family anymore! 😄👍

[@chrisw3cw]

Dane Ludington You've made my day.

[@tominim]

HUMAN TRAFFICKING.

[@godmoto9889]

Glad to see the BABY villager feeling good 25:01

[@camb9274]

“Let’s sleep then we can find out if we killed the man” - DanTDM 2019

[@princewtbh]

He he boi

[@mariofranciscorodrigues1869]

@Jonathan Edwards scanm

[@jackryan7783]

@Sandipan Mukherjee why he's just doing what he wants to do leave him be he makes great content

[@neonfox9164]

lol

[@DGcontext]

Haha... Lol

[@fish4812]

dan: luxury apartments DrTrauarus: does any body have a update file

[@pashauzan]

an*

[@apollo-du9gs]

@@pashauzan really?

[@crucko4099]

Trayaurus*

[@simp.lykumo]

That’s so funny and people can you stop correcting him or her because it doesn’t matter I guess

[@crucko4099]

@@simp.lykumo I know it's funny just I kinda have OCD with spelling.

[@its_Jayden]

“Stop looking for your child there not here” - Dan 2019

[@chrisw3cw]

its Jayden They're*

[@samuelsans8978]

Lol -me 2019

[@shxdowfall1104]

I think he is talking about my auntie lol

[@heatherhope1957]

@@hunters88 "stop looking for your children, they're not here" They're = they are "stop looking for your children, they are not here"

[@heatherhope1957]

@@hunters88 sorry for not getting the joke lol

[@jaimebobby420]

"Us stupid humans are killing the environment, so we must save it." -Dan 2020

[@rienkaraj2460]

Jaime Vest it was 2019

[@nicolenicky720]

Ahem *2019*

[@buglium]

WE ALL KNOW

[@xxblackflamethemaster3110]

We know it was 2019 ppl, he just messed up

[@astongray4702]

oof 2019 sorry but STILL PRETTY sad

[@sprink1434]

“Today we’re gonna do some redstonery” -Dan 2019

[@Spell_I.C.U.P.]

C'mon

[@summergamer7650]

Ok

[@kazotlo5173]

I hate your face

[@lucasbenanthony188]

@Austin Phillips bot

[@cottton]

Mumbo jumbo:did I hear redstone?

[@neonfox9164]

19:09 Dan: "You know their babies they can fit through the half blocks". Me: " You mean 1 block right?"

[@joshuahall1617]

i did i tried it

[@Randomguyontheinternet09282]

Make a big horse in Minecraft hardcore please

[@thinklikechinita9466]

it still is because dan put a slab, which is half a block

[@sandersen07]

Dan: I launched babies! KZbin Demonetization: Allow me to introduce myself

[@danielomand4377]

Dan uses launch babies! Its super effective! KZbin uses demonitization!... Nothing happened!

[@mr.turnip5633]

Dan: we need a nice romantic room Everyone: THIS IS THE HIGHT OF LUXR

[@charliefreyer5696]

Dan: *literally built unlimited tree farm* Also Dan: “I need some wood”

[@thatonechris5638]

SGT Freyer he needed a specific type of wood but still funny xD

[@ben.hoagland]

SGT Freyer did you not listen he said acacia wood 🙄

[@ngchloe9314]

You guys understand they're joking right?

[@radiahabdkadir8670]

Ummmm..... He need the acacia wood cause its orange and normal wood IS NOT.

[@Bdog2005]

Ben Da banana it’s a dude chill 🙄

[@kyussmurdoch6522]

“I’m gonna watch babies fly out the back of my vending machine. Just what I built it for.” -Dan, 2019

[@10ksubswnovideos74]

Dogg Squad yo dan you forgot about the gold farm

[@rlschazza8461]

Imagine Minecraft was real: Newborn baby’s getting launched into a hole:

[@XYZen1th]

Chazza Playz Babies not baby’s

[@jadenblake3873]

That be cool

[@mkkeogh6920]

The story of my life

[@The-Original-TwT]

Chazza Playz XD

[@pttpsyt]

It is real but it’s not good, it’s called human trafficking

[@embeboso8329]

22:46 Oh no.. Is the baby gonna go in there? (looks at fireplace) - Dan

[@haseeb9909]

Alternate title: DanTDM's version of the "frick chamber"

[@coolafsquirrel]

The thunderdome @lazarbeam

[@zeljkarozman3084]

Oooo yea

[@goofygoober5493]

Hahahahahahah

[@1244-n1u]

@@goofygoober5493 noob

[@svbgbcfc3485]

What’s up bros it’s peeeeeeeewdiiiiiiiiieeeeeeepieeeeee

[@MNShadow_Slayer]

He should back up the world just incase his game gets infected or just won't load so the series does not end that way.

[@isychu]

Or he does ingame so it wont end

[@titaniumpheonix7321]

It is a hardcore world you idiot

[@GachaLover-ke9mj]

Dan: Give me your child, I need to send him... Child's mom: *looks at him* Dan:......to College...

[@princewtbh]

Ha

[@llllavemder]

no to kindergarten dan-

[@oefest]

@@llllavemder it's fine, they're villagers

[@oefest]

@Julia Simmons BOI I DON'T PLAY ROBLOX XD

[@kindakyana2372]

@Julia Simmons this is a Minecraft video n o o b. Learn boundaries

[@thejackc]

Dan: Makes tree farm. Also Dan: I think I want some of that orange wood.

[@sevdev203]

Dan makes me happy 😂 “Our stupid humans” 😂

[@minecraftvideos1039]

Aw that's awesome

[@logicactiv]

Stop being offensive to the environment, then.

[@anastasianl8594]

Yeah, I'm confused too

[@diamondtntgaming2384]

True

[@good_zaza]

Daddy's what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum going about to go about to clean that is what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum going about about clean that is what about going to clean going to about about Queen that's what about that is what the back clean clean that are going about Queen and clean

[@williamlopez8838]

Mojang: Let's add campfires to the game. Dan: Uses the old way to make it

[@annguerrero7932]

Exactly

[@williamlopez8838]

@TacoTheGr8 my bad G

[@nzpurrfict]

Mojang/NOTCH

[@bensunnyhugo05]

@@nzpurrfict It's not just Notch, there is a community!

[@teeni_]

I think he didn't use it because it creates a lot of smoke

[@TheRealScoobert2000]

Dan: "Stop looking for you child, they're not here" *Heartache intensifies*

[@sworlie8200]

What

[@sworlie8200]

W

[@sworlie8200]

H

[@TheRealScoobert2000]

@@sworlie8200 Undertale reference

[@1244-n1u]

vauxhall

[@alt82]

" I wan't some of that orange wood" "DanTDM, 2019"

[@Phnx-ps4kd]

Loool

[@mounasyed4045]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@addison8058]

Who still remembers that DanTDM is going to be a dad????? 🤔

[@Signal88Nebraska]

Yep

[@drtristan4418]

me!

[@tpking624]

Yeah

[@minionmaster8750]

Everyone that saw that episode

[@tpking624]

@Ronin Blade *cough* *cough* video

[@danielkleimenovas9484]

Kid: “Gets born” Dan: Let’s launch you Kid: WHAT!?! Kid again: “gets pushed in the minecart” Dan: Are you ready? Kid: no Dan: Yes you are. Kid: gets launched

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

XDDD

[@nathanbooth2855]

Lol

[@user-wm9un1dd8y]

XD

[@thebettertechguy]

lol

[@alfiecross06]

Xd

[@jonathandunn7853]

Dan: Talks about how humans destroy the environment Seconds later: Dan: throws trash in river 😂😂😂

[@You-dn8ep]

Then realized his mistake and tried to walk it off

[@foreverkawaiiuwu4139]

OMG UR RIGHT! Btw fan if u not doing what u say u doing... you say that your but your not really fine

[@foreverkawaiiuwu4139]

Dan**

[@josephthegod3514]

hahaha in Minecraft though where there are no repercussions

[@sapphiretheslytherin313]

Forever Kawaii UwU t-thats what he/she said 🤦‍♀️

[@THE_LoneWolf__]

26:12 this part absolutely killed me 🤣🤣

[@10xTNT]

_"today I'm doing something that has been needed to be done for a while"_ ok then why is the video title _"launching a baby villager"_

[@baggyboi8470]

Everyone needs this in their world

[@kaimcflurry7178]

Because he's gonna launch a baby villager? I'm confused

[@kaimcflurry7178]

Oh nevermind I get it

[@Firstlast-xd5ho]

Because people have been telling him in the comments

[@ashalt972]

10xTNT because that is what he wanted to do

[@jackdesrosiers5779]

"I need your child, to send him to college" DanTDM - 2019

[@festive_puffs_672]

Jack Desrosiers kid gets born Dan: im taking him to college

[@potreality6624]

Hold up, so parents.... Ne-Nevermind...

[@Alpha-rh9dc]

Dan: “Oh my goodness slow horse your so slow” Me: Duh it’s in his name Buddy is watching

[@shubayalisha]

ColumnedRobin43 you're*

[@JohnSmith0137]

Dantdm The reason why Jemma was afraid to have a child

[@yms7745]

whats the reason

[@coco-eh5mb]

@@yms7745 r/woooshhh

[@EpicHoola_2763]

@@coco-eh5mb R/STUPID WOOOSH

[@coco-eh5mb]

@@EpicHoola_2763 wow so offended

[@lukasyt9604]

@@EpicHoola_2763 *Reverse Card* & *Block Card*

[@fiffle5610]

Dan: Right, Today- Me: We're Launching A Baby In Minecraft

[@RocketShipSquid]

69 liketh

[@hmrodamus726]

Yes

[@5eth0]

OwO

[@clairecarter4628]

lololololololololololololololololololollipopslololololololololololololololololo

[@EpicHoola_2763]

@@RocketShipSquid nog one cares

[@huckleberry6network778]

2:48 “Le Chop has Le silk touch” DanTDM 2019-

[@omgman5745]

No not funny

[@dakin2958]

omg man57 Thank you

[@Decayingrocks]

Little sister: Where do babies come from? Me: *villagers*

[@quesabella]

"Sorry friends, another baby has been lost" -DanTDM 2019

[@beau0907]

Dan: I was going to say some nasty words about you, slow horse Slow horse: Isn’t my name bad enough

[@Blueygu]

So sad

[@kaisakivest8858]

Sad but funny dont forget its just colorful pixles😉😂

[@-Hail-15]

Sticks sut

[@C117-0]

Memes: Waluigi Launcher Dantdm: Hold My Cookie

[@kyuu3810]

C 117: comments

[@heartflowertaz566]

Villager life in DanTDMs world: key BD= before Dan DD= during Dan 100 BD: Nice happy world where they did their own thing 1DD: Dan comes and steals all their stuff 2 DD: Dan takes over the land 6 DD: Dan sticks them in a hole 7 DD: Dan puts then in a 3 by 1 room in a vending machine 7-20 DD: Dan trades with them but slowly neglects them 21 DD: sticks them in another hole to breed 26 DD: sticks then in a 1 by 1 hole to live and trade by a crawling player 44 DD: makes them a suite to feel happy and make babies The rest will be determined soon

[@menatrs1]

Dantdm: Endangering babies since 2019.

[@cofffee817]

and he is having one in 2020...…….oh no...………..

[@ophelia5656]

Can’t wait till January 🤣

[@RobertoDeMundo]

Did his child die in diamond dimensions though?

[@RobertoDeMundo]

@Josephine Coffee safety*

[@teambad3577]

Hahaha

[@LibbyHalkett]

“Let’s save the environment, cause we stupid humans are ruining it! Ten seconds letter proceeds to throw all of his rubbish in the river

[@racheltaylor7175]

Hehe

[@glennwatson8769]

Cloud wolf sky pirate captain in edge chronicles? I love those books

[@honkahonka4223]

Glenn Watson what are u talking about

[@jamilbackwards9691]

He picks it up

[@sethtub399]

Lol

[@schoolofchaos8280]

"I'm going to extract the babies from their parents" -Dantdm 2019

[@ngchloe9314]

The mother who still has a kid inside her: Oh no

[@sirgonb9881]

STOP QUOTING PLEASE!!!!

[@zeyouu]

@@sirgonb9881 "STOP QUOTING PLEASE!!!!" Toast is here - 2019

[@sirgonb9881]

@@zeyouu srsly!?

[@zeyouu]

@@sirgonb9881 Well yes, but actually no

[@iam_river]

Dan: makes an unlimited wood farm. also Dan: chops down wood from the forest a day later.

[@lexiarii]

Dan: Plants tree saplings to help save the Minecraft earth. Also Dan: throws trash into the ocean 😂

[@ricardojosetorrez4789]

But Dan picked the trash back up and threw it into the cacti

[@martianbatto]

Ricardo Jose Torrez it’s one cactus I’m not a grammar corrector don’t worry =\

[@shinshangpoo]

It's a river not an ocean.

[@crazycoden6411]

Lexi Fernandez god dammit I was looking to see if I was the only one who noticed this and was going to make it my comment

[@benjaminmyers6365]

Cat warrior I think u are shut up

[@blacknight6001]

I can imagine the conversations he has with his wife Wife: How was you day? Him: I launched babies!

[@shaur1221]

Black Night I laughed so hard

[@kazandmark2009]

I know how he got the idea now...His wife is pregnant so he decided to make the vid

[@lrv7658]

@@kazandmark2009 does that mean he's going to launch his baby in a minecart too?

[@thesoulknight8377]

@@kazandmark2009 That doesn't make sense though

[@ceejaydmg2108]

Grammar

[@temps923]

The baby that annoyed him on the plane Now : Lunching a baby to space

[@humanperson8876]

BABYS EATING IN SPACE

[@engineerismonke4059]

Wait drinking and driving Wait that's illegal

[@Mia-fc5cm]

“Gonna borrow this, thank you” Me: “Gonna borrow this from myself, thank you”

[@MJCobz]

Dan: “Never work with villagers” Also Dan: creates an entire episode dedicated to villagers and making them a penthouse

[@ditisdurk6498]

ethan Rowson wait wut?

[@maxthemaxiemaxer8006]

MJCobz ye@h 10 percent of his hardcore videos are dedicated to them

[@carlenedanning446]

MJCobz yup

[@thegamingninja6687]

You forgot redstone

[@zara6689]

DanTDM: **breathes** Everyone: - DanTDM 2019

[@kyledick3229]

very true

[@jorisvideos6924]

7

[@aryan_sheik]

Lol

[@lisamanoban7239]

that's actually true

[@hyun.e1185]

@Joris Videos why the 7? 🤣

[@aaron11zman9]

nobody: Literally nobody: Dan: Hey lets put a balcony on this vending machine

[@N74356]

@ツAnime_Guyツ What did they say?? They deleted their comment

[@princewtbh]

@@N74356 idk

[@joshrichardson6189]

BAlcony

[@galaxy_griffin9693]

LOL

[@manoolaCS]

"Dan: let's go take buddy to get some of this orange wood" "Me: You just made a wood farm last episode"

[@diginature_yt7698]

He could've replaced the sapling

[@edkps]

Me after the video: “Yes, is this defence against children cruelty?”.

[@stephhh_420]

Dan: Remember, this is a place where they're supposed to be super happy. Also Dan: We're going to steal their children and ship them off.

[@maxthemaxiemaxer8006]

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[@helendudley4795]

Ye

[@Bruh-uu8pc]

Dan: I need some wood. *Flashbacks of last episode*

[@shabanaali6030]

Oh now i remember what the last ep was

[@anastasianl8594]

True!👁👃👁

[@opneo]

He needed acacia, the farm last ep was only for oak

[@arsidhalili5953]

😂

[@t3cupcakeplayer346]

@dumb gamer i did not understand that

[@puppymheartz]

Dan, to cover up the baby extraction redstone ( I still love how it sounds ) you could put a black cord! hope this makes it look better!

[@shockanova]

For someone who’s never watched this series “Babies flying out the back of my vending machine” Explain this

[@rujeshgurung6376]

Linus Bowen true dan is dead

[@extonica9915]

@spidey titan you be mean 😂

[@extonica9915]

@@rujeshgurung6376 you have no life go get one

[@annahs.channel]

I’m sorry, we don’t have a license to spread his secrets.

[@allylees7621]

Previous Videos of DanTDM Dan: I’m getting a dog for you guys! Also Dan: "tames dog” Still Dan: Your my new Buddy! Buddy and slow horse: am I a joke to you? Cats: am I even apart of your life anymore?

[@lewismowatt5412]

@Fungusyboi Classy

[@dot_ogg8298]

It's you're not your

[@tpking624]

dot _ ogg ok???

[@emrahaliti9556]

You forgot turtles

[@oceanstarch]

you forgot Grim how could you

[@positivityprobably1458]

"I'm actually having fun doing redstone" ~DanTDM 2019

[@wholelottareduwu]

Laura Owens Luckily I love redstone so I love him even more

[@elijahrobinson5518]

Hi guys

[@jellyplaysroblox7504]

Laura Owens but Dan gost started with the redstone

[@coach4813]

@mr dude noob

[@hyun.e1185]

Laura Owens my last name is Owens too xd

[@Domboss2019]

"We're gonna watch baby's fly off the back of our vending machine." -DanTDM2019

[@georgeybuckley]

me: wondering what the title is gonna be for dans next minecraft hardcore video dan : I YEETED A BABY VILLAGER IN MINECRAFT HARDCORE

[@slimebind]

Yasss

[@tyche6145]

Epic just epic

[@salehal-lawati7502]

Use code Lazar

[@ath__giorgos]

Of corse ending with minecraft Hardcore in the end he is going to accidently use it in a random video

[@sbp1763]

It’s I launched a baby villager

[@lilknife4858]

"I would want to live here, other than that extraction of children part" Dan 2019

[@Jaytheneonwolf1011]

I loved the child when it got pushed down the rollercoaster by Dan specially the sound effect

[@howiestillgamez5326]

to make sure that the adult villagers dont get into the minecart you could put slabs above the rails and that can double as a desk too!

[@lewismowatt5412]

Me: Asleep Dan: Posts Me: Woke

[@alrightanimations5551]

Lewis Mowatt noice

[@lewismowatt5412]

@Harambe is not dead, That’s perfect, fits with the theme too, lol

[@shabanaali6030]

I was about to make a dragon

[@lewismowatt5412]

@FBI, All good, always good to see an actually funny reply

[@TheCanadianYeti.]

Married Couple: look at our baby Dan "puts it in minecart and sends it off"

[@DiamondEnderPearl0135]

DanTDM + Jemma

[@potreality6624]

@@DiamondEnderPearl0135 so true.

[@jazz_with_roses]

Diamond Ender Pearl 0135 omfg I forgot they were expecting

[@bivudhan]

Everyone: Dan: I'm using long words Screen: Epitome= a person or thing that is a perfect example of a particular quality or type

[@bivudhan]

Aw

[@PikachuTrolling-lv7fn]

P70 B0N3S shucks

[@exotie928]

P70 B0N3S you suck

[@nebzla]

EXøTieツ No U

[@BlueBell-tu6gp]

I DIED LAUGHING BECUZ OF THE "NOOO" FROM VILLAGER PUSHING HER WIFE BACK INTO THEIR OLD HOME XDDDDDDDDDDD :LAUGH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sharkyman7276]

“Make another baby that I can send of to another Dimension.” - DanTDM

[@KANYEMEATRIDER3909]

Into Diamond Dimensions!

[@N74356]

@@KANYEMEATRIDER3909 i was just about to comment this

[@fallrising5443]

@@N74356 To the BEE UPDATE YOU MEAN YOU FOOL!!

[@breadboi1248]

@@fallrising5443 nani bruh

[@goodlad85]

Stop

[@tseritykat404]

“Except for the little extraction part” Me:Me too Dan, *Me too...*

[@angely.soltren6201]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[@That1Person3141]

I read this just as Dan said it

[@angely.soltren6201]

Cool

[@i_dontgivean00f18]

@Lisa Anderson stop

[@hads4764]

What happens if you type that in?

[@oof-zl5ez]

Dan: *being Mumbo Jumbo and Grian* Me: wait, tha-- that's illegal

[@PinGotStolen]

I was about to say that xD

[@starseeker3372]

Me too

[@patelliott79]

Good one👍

[@scape_toxic4738]

Dan:I hope this fire doesn't spread Campfire: Why am I here just to suffer

[@charlotteoconnor3006]

Dan’s hardcore world will quickly become crazy craft

[@rainloopzz7436]

In back to the future: hints flying cars in the future. Dan in 2019: I launched a baby in Minecraft.

[@zlyik]

Rain_ LoopzZ in back to the future??

[@xxleafeonxx1181]

@@zlyik it's a movie

[@GOONER.1886]

Ian_TheStrucidPro bro it’s a movie. One of the best

[@zlyik]

KID FURY what's a movie

[@xxleafeonxx1181]

@@zlyik Tsk, either your extremely dumb. Or your just being annoying, either way please leave

[@mira_uwu1038]

Imagine recording for 33 minutes and finding out your camera wasn't on

[@NillaDeWafer]

Dan:I'm not going to put Babies in a minecart, I'm pretty sure thats illegal (from a different vid) Also Dan: If this works it is going to be legendary. I'm going to watch babies flying out the back of my vending machines, exactly what I built it for. Me:I'm pretty sure putting babies in minecarts is less illegal than flinging them out of buildings...

[@firedad415]

dan: 1:28 we ship them off! warehouse employee: *hears baby crying* WHAT IN THE

[@firedad415]

@Rapid BR your quite welcome ;p

[@lonniesalazar8843]

mine too 😂😂😂😂😂🤡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firedad415]

@@lonniesalazar8843 no prob ;)

[@overratedteenager2800]

Only og’s remember when he did mod showcases

[@Týrtem]

Yea

[@Bendyman09]

Overrated Teenager yeeah

[@RG_Cardthree]

Yeet

[@cheesytoastime3368]

Girl that is me I have been watching from 2014also breezitea was that about me

[@overratedteenager2800]

Cheesytoastime ! I’m a dude ;-;

[@lanesvideos1915]

Now : "we will need the red stuff" 5 years ago: AcaTa

[@Razirux]

Ikr Small Minded LOL

[@Nugget6959]

a neat feature would be if u dispensed a slimeball/block on you then it would launch u

[@mcshrumes6410]

dan: makes balcony 2 inches out also dan: this is my best work so far.

[@rvens8885]

"make another baby that I can send off to another dimension please" -Dan 2019

[@goldenburrito6083]

This is getting to old me Me 2019

[@randomturkyt]

Comment stolen

[@itszain6317]

Shut up kid

[@ven3430]

1:57 “ it already has a ready mad hOle,” DanTDM 2019

[@Kbro1]

If you keep tapping the replay 😆

[@ziggyplayz7960]

Yert Very IKR

[@crimsonbss9579]

big voice crack

[@user-cr2uk4py1q]

13:00 Dan: casually jumps onto a fence me: wait that’s illegal Why you here? There is nothing down here Told you so I wasted your time

[@ceasetoexlst]

btw nice comment but he has jumpboost no hate

[@user-cr2uk4py1q]

CallMeGonzi (bryztoff on roblox) how did your reply get highlighted?

[@ceasetoexlst]

@@user-cr2uk4py1q wdym

[@aactualjoey915]

''Give me your child. I need to send him.'' 28:21 Dantdm 2019 Oct 28th

[@sandraarmijo6826]

Really