I Died In Minecraft Hardcore... Kinda

[@Kolanii]

never petting a cat again

[@akmalhakim272]

5 sec damn

[@CyberAlanXEvo]

Greatt

[@Croooshader]

rip

[@Bookwastake]

yo wsg Kolanii

[@Last_Baguette0001]

Real

[@vampyrecat4458]

In his defense, he did do the whole thing without making ONE mistake...

[@DekuTheDestroyer]

technically true

[@Seagull646]

Yeahhh… only about.. oh god

[@Epic_Ham]

DANG..

[@SPAMTON_GSPAMTON1997]

r/technicallythetruth

[@Dystux]

14:17 he said sand super instead of duper in his own subtitles..

[@YouTube]

it's giving chaos 🤣

[@littlebocarlito3741]

First

[@littlebocarlito3741]

Hi KZbin

[@Average_cuber]

Wait WHAT IM THIRD

[@Chimpmanchickenman]

@@KZbin IM FOURTH

[@_Kakyoin]

@@KZbin Yo! KZbin

[@RyanVelez-x6f]

1:20 *flies through giant emerald beacon made of millions of emeralds* “Now we just have to find some emeralds”

[@Drybons]

Lmao

[@TheLEGOKing10497]

Africa when it comes to water

[@AleksiScott]

Lol😂 Yeah let's just find some emralds as he flies threw about a million emerald

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Did you die in Minecraft? "Well yes, but actually no."

[@Chicken9328]

🤣

[@Waltnut]

Remember son, dying is *gay*

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 19235

[@namesanikin]

@@LgbtqRightsReal reported

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 46450

[@shubhekshakoiralaaa]

I forgot you even existed but im so glad to be reminded of you again

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 46743

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@thevelocityflash]

@@LgbtqRightsReal I kinda disagree, Ok 160914

[@youlooklikescpthewhatabadname]

​@LgbtqRii i kinda disagree, 2321.643.57

[@shroo_3933]

Bro I am getting whiplash from how fast this is going. One moment he is breeding villagers the next he is building a giant death screen. I respect the hustle

[@cretaceouspark8534]

lol

[@YUMMYFORKTODAY]

WE CRY🗣️🔥 6:28

[@trevorcarmolajr.1399]

The fact his hunger was full in the thumbnail was a dead giveaway

[@TheRussell747]

There are numerous other more obvious things lmao

[@supercraftuuyt7828]

@@TheRussell747 dont hate this is an insane build

[@leanderbuttle5103]

@@supercraftuuyt7828no I’ve seen better

[@THECOMPLETEGAMER-ik4ke]

​​@@supercraftuuyt7828Doubt he's hating but yes it is a very impractical joke that's a good build

[@sabarathore5174]

I mean, him taking it from a shot where it clearly shows it wasn't a real death also kinda swayed me into thinking that it was fake, but hey, hunger is more effective method.

[@saquoiafighter]

Great video, Kolanii. 18:49 Other possible alternatives: - using a water pillar and positioning the character just outside the stream so the water effects won't show up. - placing Vines (regular, Twisting, or Weeping). - placing a Ladder. - jumping off with the Slow Falling status effect. - levitating upwards with the Levitation status effect.

[@Lai_Animtions]

⁠@Yeeter_356 i think you should watch his Collected illegal items vid becuase i think it was just a misunderstanding and your a new viewer

[@Noah1919.]

The things you do are so creative, I often quit playing Minecraft because I can’t think of things to do but you always find something new and interesting to do. You’re awesome Kolanii!

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 63201

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@eitifrie]

This has been done before though kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmW1dGSFfJZ2ea8

[@Arnav20475]

You got all the corny boys bru 💀

[@munbiezoffical]

0:29 “generating pain”

[@miskamisu7908]

He misplaced more glass than I have ever placed in this game. Great video!

[@the_SEAT]

i got the 100th like lessggooooo

[@scottmeyer4192]

@@the_SEATI got the w09th

[@RockyLaRosa]

he got the 200th like fuck no

[@Bluebunnydacoolguy]

10:17 "another day, another innocent animals habitat destroyed" -Kolanii 2024

[@chefnols]

6:16 I like how Kolanii could've turned off clouds but decided to wait instead

[@Naldillo11]

17:23 He forgot that you can do that until the end of the video

[@dmont23]

14:00 How has no one realized he just got infinite obsidian from that?

[@2ndSilverz]

I love how in the beginning around 0:49 he's saying how starving he is, and then when he opens the chest, there's cooked chicken in his inventory 💀💀

[@blixxy537]

and also cooked mutton n apples

[@eebydeebyz]

And the pig spawn eggs 😭 Ik it was a joke but like-

[@Catnap_likes-catnip]

I eat fences so whk eats food when u can sat wood😢

[@ShootingStar-iLoveNature]

Don’t forget about a whole 23 apples and seven mutton in his inventory

[@RyanVelez-x6f]

“But if it’s not plated in gold, is it really food?” He said that, not me.

[@codx4171]

Kolanii Builds a literal gigantic end portal in the overworld Also kolanii to a basic auto smelter: "this is the best thing ive ever built" 8:31

[@fullmoonshadow6967]

How do you have no replies? lol

[@Nateplaysminecraft]

Rplie

[@jiahuiliu4056]

Looks at a smelter, then proceeds to say it is his favourite thing whilst being in the same world as a oversized beacon, an oversized end portal and an oversized nether portal😂

[@Adnonnymous]

in all fairness his smelter probably helped a lot in making all of those things

[@IbrahimAlaau]

don't forget the normal sized pether nortal

[@Jordan-uf4pw]

Hey you copied me different name

[@grobnermer]

I remember finding your channel 2 years ago when you made a dirt mansion, I loved that video and watched it so much along with your others, bit ending up losing your channel. Just found it again and have been binging everything

[@Right_Sune]

"Did you die in Minecraft Hardcore?" "Yesn't"

[@yesntdid]

u called?

[@JustJorby]

@@yesntdid lmao 🤣

[@Mrllama.]

unfortunately Yes😔. BUT I LIVED!

[@something5519]

😂😂OMG 😂 you’re so FUNNY 🤣 🤣 so quirky 👉👈 🤪 so different 🤩absolute crackhead energy 🤪🤪 comedic genius🧠 😂 I literally can’t

[@jilljohn2638]

who let ​@@something5519 use emojis

[@Thatonewolf13]

I almost cried when I saw the thumbnail, ‘cause you put so much work into that world. I’m so happy you didn’t actually die. 😅

[@lightningtail97]

Same 😆 I gasped so loud

[@DenimJacket-md4ie]

i fully fell for it lol, the top comment being about a mistake he made didn’t help either lol

[@theairaccumulator7144]

Who says he's never died? If you die off stream you can just install NBTExplorer and reset it or you know.. have backups which you should have anyway for all of your files

[@feelingmallow]

i swear i have seen people that died in hardcore. I have exsperinced it myself lol

[@inspiration356]

15:25 That’s one happy rose bush

[@rayningart]

I don't know how you have the perfect balance of chaos, calm and entertaining while still achieving a fun end result. Awesome stuff

[@mattelliott9143]

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[@mattelliott9143]

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[@0Syndex]

I didnt expect u to upload this fast, thanks for this speed

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 54838

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@Judersthegoofygoober]

What do you mean other person

[@dragonblitz502]

​@@LgbtqRightsRealwho knew that bots can be such a**holes?

[@lani._6209]

babe wake up new kolanii video just dropped

[@Scarecrowboyyyy]

She’s been asleep a while

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 96074

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@fallkey4822]

​@@LgbtqRightsReal bot

[@mushroomking69420]

E

[@Acountrygamer]

6:26 we cry💀

[@lian.8457]

I found that quite funny

[@haacctest6497]

cry bruh

[@cindyplumb3702]

@@Acountrygamer at least it wasn’t his netherite pick right?😅

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Higorashi When They Cry.

[@FellowTraveler-r7y]

❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊

[@jaysonraymond727]

A screencap of your video is in an instagram ad about Minecraft addiction compensation

[@ultraplayz785]

"Did you die?" "Sadly yes, but I lived!"

[@willabuilder2137]

12:32 the answer to your question is that dirt does not generate in the deepslate layers

[@KalosAshKetchum6377]

Really? I’ve seen dirt spawn at deep slate level before

[@willabuilder2137]

​@@KalosAshKetchum6377Maybe it e Was close to the stone level

[@KalosAshKetchum6377]

@@willabuilder2137 maybe

[@The_cgull]

Just discovered your channel, I am at a complete loss for words, I can't wait to see your next uploads! You manage to keep it interesting and being funny even when it's just building!

[@Nateplaysminecraft]

Question

[@The_cgull]

@@Nateplaysminecraft You have the talking stick, go ahead

[@pharika_grey6540]

@@The_cgull he never replied :(

[@The_cgull]

@@pharika_grey6540 Lmao it's alright, he can't reply to every comment

[@nomnom6609]

​@@Nateplaysminecraftyea?

[@FerretLoverFromTikTok]

6:26 "we collect the stone *silence* ....we cry" had me verbally laughing and idk why😂

[@carthix7404]

Yay! New Kolanii video! I always rewatch your stuff after a while, the one of the 1000 dogs os probably my favorite! That being saidn I'm happy you finally made a sand dupper. It's gonna make your life a bit easier

[@ememtalinio913]

Imagine fighting a cat and surviving and then suddenly getting struck by lightning 💀

[@StarFallingPenguin]

I may or may not have been the one who attacked him 😅

[@HexVoiderGG]

14:26 “Double the thickness Double the speed Got me dead 💀💀💀

[@huntercool2232]

1:15 “Now we just need to find some emeralds!” **Is literally surrounded by countless emerald blocks**

[@MirAilon]

Is the apocalypse nearing? Kolanii uploading a video just might be the fifth Horseman

[@dope4759]

No

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 14146

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@MirAilon]

I love when the internet agrees with me

[@thegoldengod3905]

I fuckin love you kolanii, best KZbinr hands down 16:35

[@T_Dragon7777]

10:45 Interviewer: “So, you died while attempting to build a death screen?” Kolanii: “Almost died.” My heart legit stopped

[@huntercool2232]

“Were you killed?” Kolanii: “Sadly yes… BUT I LIVED!!”

[@MagDAlineTheWillOfDrawer]

16:48 missclick counter is such a banger

[@BetMavK]

6:26 we cry. -kolanii after breaking his over the top pickaxe

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 84219

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@ZenithStuf]

​@@LgbtqRightsRealWhat

[@Roanvarga]

​@@LgbtqRightsReal nah

[@Roanvarga]

Kolanii uploaded. Me getting snacks*

[@Paimonical]

REAL

[@AssassinForPeace]

same, have you heard of Lays i am currently eating Right Now (Cheese Flavor)

[@r4yyans___]

i only watch his vids when eating ima get a good meal then hop back on this vid

[@Roanvarga]

@@AssassinForPeace Bro me2 its soo good

[@Roanvarga]

@@Paimonical Yee bruhh

[@Cool5guy]

That actually fits so good at 16:29

[@only-jr]

18:50 you could've cleaned up the shulker boxes on the Spectate World button, left an awful shadow there i can't unsee :(

[@originaaliotto]

7:54 ”Oh hello there” *with Obi-Wan Kenobish voice*

[@Friendly-Neighborhood-Asexual]

I'd say Shrek

[@theefficientguy7202]

More like shrek

[@RobinMartins-pe3lw]

Death message, “Kolanii escaped the confines of this world whilst fighting the ender dragon.”

[@unnamedplayer7]

mumbojumbo found a pretty good one, it's something along the lines of "Mumbo walked into the danger zone due to llama"

[@Bananaiss1ck]

Whilst fighting cat

[@Lillynotreally]

12:25 bro found the definition you want what you can’t have 😭

[@dungusfiles]

the only hardcore youtuber that's actually bearable to watch and deserving of a sub

[@Jeju__]

HE IS ALIVE!!!

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 64961

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 28130

[@Desenter_7]

@@Jeju__ yesssss!!

[@leepicmapper]

Hold on... JEJU!

[@Jeju__]

@@leepicmapper indeed it is me, the island in south korea. How are you doing?

[@felinstraathof7914]

0:54 ''im starving'' while having 23 apples in his inventory🤣

[@Watergamer-x5v]

And cooked steak and chicken 😂😂

[@felinstraathof7914]

@@Watergamer-x5v haha even that💀

[@JacksonFrandsen]

@@felinstraathof7914

[@austinamland774]

This is actually hilarious and original asf most hardcore KZbinrs do the same shit and they don’t put nearly as much effort into their videos

[@simplyhaunting]

If anyone's ever earned the right to shamelessly clickbait, it's our boy Kolanii; especially after this.

[@SweatySheets]

He didn't even clickbait it properly. He built it with 821, but thumbnail has 819exp, comment bait goes brrrr I suppose

[@timo4463]

​@@SweatySheetsif in guessing that one was recreated in a death screen generator for the sake of simplicity of getting a nice shot

[@lucahoman5750]

This was amazing, like always. Was waiting ages for a new video.

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 23951

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@Pascella]

“Double the thickness, double the speed” -Kolani, 2024

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 58790

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 71577

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 79490

[@Aaguyaa]

@@LgbtqRightsReal no one asked

[@Cobra_Ty.]

@@LgbtqRightsRealL name 🤮

[@clownonpawwws]

0:50 fr tho.. like you can have everything you need EXCEPT FOOD 😭😭

[@dreeon34]

"Did you die in Minecraft?" "Yesn't"

[@Right_Sune]

oi that's a copy of my comment

[@Elysium_Nova]

Ngl Kolanii is that youtuber you forget about and five months later you realize that he has posted Edit: tysm for 100 likes Edit 2: I’m seeing some things in the replies but I’m not gonna question it

[@3CatFamily]

🥦

[@Moey_Bort3]

@@3CatFamilywhat

[@Ryofukui-m2z]

🥦

[@JP-gt7xn]

🥦

[@Moey_Bort3]

@@JP-gt7xn WDYM BY 🥦

[@ThDynamicGamer]

3:07 AYO NAHHHH THAT ANIMATION!!! 💀💀💀

[@PahranaAndGoomba]

What

[@Zestyshmoopy]

THE SHEEP NOO

[@Iamsilly895]

@@PahranaAndGoombathe one with the sheep’s wool that got pulled off

[@eindeutscherozelot]

@lamsilly895 i think you mean „forcefully extracted“ as Kolanii said

[@yosumanbobodzhonova]

7:18 VRROOOOOOMMM

[@Mr.Lactoo]

Lol

[@samurexatlas7373]

11:40 Librarians do sell Glass, so that's an option. Also, burn villagers with lava

[@Z0Cs1]

Kolanii slowly realizing that he could've use 4x4 glasses as a platform as a standing platform to look through, rather than placing all that glasses.

[@2PITIA]

thank you do much for this video, its because i always die when i made a really amazing project then just loose it, but your video really helped me, you earnt a new sub

[@stacy1289]

3:09 THE POOR SHEEP

[@t0rdkitkat]

0:55 isnt anyone gonna talk about the fact bro had food in his inventory

[@cosmicrealm7320]

exactly

[@pisspisser]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@BarbaraSaint-Cirin]

Like is he blind? There was food in his inventory

[@2weazy]

no

[@mariogaming375]

"if it's not plated in gold, is it really food?" -- Kolanii 1:36

[@stoneminded]

"enjoy this space while you have it, because it's not going to last very long..." 💀3:26

[@Stupidsamhjfuhrngeh]

“I have no food” shows 23 apples 0:49

[@salanglys]

16:14 is a jam

[@Jade55623]

Real

[@sinosthefox8523]

3:08 oh my god mate, the sheep's face 😂

[@Funny_man807]

Kolanii:"Mushroom method" Subtitle:"Mushtroom Meathod" 12:19

[@SixHexKeptMeInTheDark]

6:27 “We cry”. Made me laugh way too hard that was out of nowhere 😂😂😂

[@gerDinoYT]

"Did you die in Minecraft Hardcore?" Kolanii:"Yesn't"

[@Kelakoo123]

3:32 He falls and almost dies 2 and a half hearts with no totem is crazy!

[@DominetteMLB]

I was like huuuh

[@obligatoryidiot]

He has like 18 backups for this world

[@bigboycomedyv2]

he's totally died like 200 times already lol

[@Mysp02]

why didn't you silk touch any of the thousand of glass 16:58 😭😭

[@paradiselevelgaming2474]

8:27 casually dies

[@Crackrlol06]

I ABSOLUTELY love your videos. May i ask what you use to edit them. They look AMAZING

[@kittykitkat7614]

Kolanii you should try building a desert temple underwater if you want just as a challenge or video idea

[@immaseagull]

That’d take like one hour to do

[@kittykitkat7614]

Kolanii has done bigger projects

[@LostZoroX]

Kolanni: dies to a panda Friend: its another joke right? RIGHT?

[@mindscapebydrmirshana]

Who are you

[@Ethanol_MC]

1:27 - imagine having a baby and the doctor says cha-ching 💀

[@SOYJOSECITO505]

16:06 Actually goes hard

[@PERRUNITOPERR]

0:23 MILK! that is even more important

[@Chinese_Countryball382]

14:26 thats what she said

[@igorchepil5585]

*Double thickness, double speed*

[@antifurriesshallrise12]

he*

[@Wutsizbukkit]

​@2x2lol34 he was quoting The Office

[@garshaarzeytoon9]

Yep

[@abu100shakhaafortnitename8]

It's always hype when kolanii posts a new hardcore vid

[@GONZ03xx]

i demand more Kolanii NOW.. ive rewatched all his videos like 5 times

[@Kozyy10k]

"Double the thickness, double the speed" 😂

[@Mitsuri-ku9zw]

AYO

[@TWIX_BARZ]

0:29 “generating pain” 😭

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

5:25 note to self, don't go near Kolanii

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 83059

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 85819

[@AhuramazdaShah-d8z]

“Double the thickness, double the speed.” -Kolanii, 2024

[@blazing_firez]

0:36 and don't forget Philza!

[@TheSleepyDog]

No way you counted all of those mistakes 16:04

[@AidenLee-k5i]

12:30 bro found diamonds before dirt

[@tombailey-burnley6722]

video ideas: An underwater city , in which each part of it is contained inside glass bumbles that are lit up. Survive in a world that's always dark and perhaps add some sort of mob pack Try beating the game only using dogs to kill mobs

[@wyattrammage5501]

11:53 no red stone stuff, only bedrock 🤣

[@InsertTheNameHere1]

yeah he found a way to get it legit

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

​@@InsertTheNameHere1 it's called going to an old version

[@bradman52]

7 hours and it’s already being copied from tiktok

[@Muchgame69420]

fr? thats sad

[@Hardware_wars]

Geez

[@bradman52]

@@Muchgame69420 yep

[@timo4463]

Copied? In like he copied it or someone else does it?

[@intiution]

@@timo4463 No, they mean it’s getting re uploaded on TikTok

[@odinuldall822]

16:39 the face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ooO0ghost0Oooo]

one of the only hardcore KZbinrs who didn’t disappear, love your content

[@darwik6t1]

Kolanii:"Locks the difficulty to Hard and forces users to delete their entire worlds saved data and everything in it upon death." -"also you can drink milk now!"

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

I kinda disagree, Ok 29485

[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@LgbtqRightsReal]

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[@darwik6t1]

@@LgbtqRightsReal ummm.... What?

[@felixbunge8404]

15:44 "why do i hear boss musik"😂

[@linusiwnl]

11:10 the fact that he didnt even die xd

[@H-zt8qq]

Real

[@andrewmangano3618]

Just how much glass would you need to replicate the death screen in Minecraft hardcore? Kolanii: Yes.