Don’t Send Your Kids Here..

[@sirroscas]

Seeing Dan play this was amazing He'll never want to go anywhere "kiddy" with his kids

[@T13Y_]

Think we’ve established that after security breach XD

[@sirroscas]

@@T13Y_ Very true

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Good most those places shady af anyway.

[@NeedTherapyUrgently]

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon deez nuts

[@niggab1374]

@@T13Y_ fax

[@Pink35587]

Can we appreciate how Dan is using his free time to record and upload for us as a father who's busy?

[@Aeroaphy]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

[@BloodmoonAndLunarNumber1Fan]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture k i wont pal

[@Iwasgiventheabiltytoedit]

Father of two! Even, new baby, a family and yet records for 27mil other children

[@Pink35587]

@@Iwasgiventheabiltytoedit indeed, I have so much respect for him. Even my own parents respect him.

[@dandabossthesecond3599]

Ye

[@laurensmith8710]

When you scan the QR code this shows up Congratulations! You've made it to the Jumbo Josh Lounge! This is where Jumbo Josh and his siblings come to rest. Uninvited guests are typically turned to mush, but you seem to have put a lot of effort into reaching this place. Hereby, you may stay as long as you like. Put on some relaxing music, have some cake, and make some friends :D

[@patricknotstarf7678]

in the most basic default font imaginable i reckon

[@map_bot]

@@patricknotstarf7678 lol

[@soap_in_a_nutshell]

@@Subscribe_You same

[@Jemimahs_YT]

It says it hurts at the bottom

[@Bluecatmermaid]

Who scanned and then saw this 👇

[@T13Y_]

I love watching Dan play games like this. I hope everything is okay with Asher and Miles. I hope you enjoyed your break Dan, you deserved it. You’ve always worked so hard on videos to entertain us, I think a lot of others can agree that your content doesn’t disappoint regularly. In my opinion, it never does. Keep up the great work Dan, peace ✌️

[@qt_Seppy]

For all who’s wondering the QR code brings you to a website that congratulates you for taking your time to visit the lounge

[@Wadbolf]

Cool I guess.

[@helloray.2007]

i'm so happy u're back, dan !! hope jemma and the kids are doing great

[@rat.illicous]

this man has two kids and he still makes videos for us this whole community loves u dan

[@glitter_snake3913]

HES BACK!!! we missed you Dan!!

[@thedraftingax5963]

Yeah we did! All 27 million of us!

[@williamjrieboldgames4292]

He’s back

[@Andersonfamilyvlogs.]

Thank you for helping me grow up Dan I still watch you as much as possible you get me through tough times

[@thedraftingax5963]

Same for me too!

[@chilmiester4625]

I like the new animated version of himself that he's been putting in his thumbnails recently

[@antidotebrain69]

I can't quite believe Dan got pulled into playing this...love you Dan!

[@MicahBelledits1]

THE KING IS BACK

[@jahamas8164]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.7 Don't worry I won't

[@sampadalambe5434]

"Hey guys dan here" And "How's it's going guys" Never gets old And is always amazing to listen from dan keep it up dude

[@elizabethandres-vi7pl]

The way he says “let’s hope he can’t press E to be reincarnated”. My fav part love it

[@galaxxy_foxx2583]

[@JelliousSea_YT]

at the very beginning there was a paper that said like a kid had to defeat a monster to impress a girl, love that kid

[@PR3TTYLITTLESWIFTIE]

The thing that make Dan my favourite KZbinr is because he didn’t keep playing games for kids. He grew up with his watchers but then also plays games for his younger audience. Thanks Dan

[@qo-op4500]

PLAY SALLY FACE ----------- It’s about a boy who has a prosthetic face after an accident who explores the secrets of his apartment block

[@electricbelt]

I like how dans trying out new thumbnails, but sure enough I will miss the hillarious faces he makes for them 😹😹

[@cardboardcutout]

The “childhood horror” is also known as “mascot horror.” Having to do with nostalgic settings or something.

[@Joe-Broski]

for anyone wondering what the QR code takes you to. it just takes you to a screen that says “Congratulations! You've made it to the Jumbo Josh Lounge! This is where Jumbo Josh and his siblings come to rest. Uninvited guests are typically turned to mush, but you seem to have put a lot of effort into reaching this place. Hereby, you may stay as long as you like. Put on some relaxing music, have some cake, and make some friends :D”

[@abubakarsheriff17]

Text me now and claim a reward 🎮🏆

[@TheRadioDemon13]

Love the Friends jumper he's wearing! So glad your back Dan!

[@kingcraycray]

I'd say the reason most horror games are direct around kids is because kids are usually going to be totally oblivious if something weird it's happening

[@adviiqq]

“keep me CLOSE captain fiddles! sounds weird to say that actually..” 😭😭

[@potentiallyatrio]

Dan wearing that friends hoodie got me I love it!

[@ThatFoolBlox]

Dang this man was my childhood and he still has time to make videos even with 2 children...

[@SuperTeamXP]

I like how the first video Dan uploads after a (2nd) long break, is a weird not that scary mascot horror game that wants to be the next Poppy Playtime

[@LeoGaming55]

Nah his first video uploaded after a long break was Evil Nun

[@dekute_official]

@@LeoGaming55 The first video that was uploaded was Evil Nun, but dan specifically said in this video this is the first video he recorded after the break.

[@LeoGaming55]

@@dekute_official Ohhhhhhhhh. Must’ve missed that part then

[@SuperTeamXP]

@@LeoGaming55 Fixed

[@Pilot914.]

yeah this game is trash

[@shoshanaloomer]

I’ve went on a streak where I’ve watched all the videos about horror games for kids among other things. They are great

[@crimznrulzu]

Love that you still upload even though you have two children... appreciate you :)

[@SucMiT0es]

Don’t forget bendy and the ink machine. A kids cartoon turned into a demonic ritual ink demon.😊

[@Kittie-GorillaTager]

3:45”It’s the thing ,it’s the ✨flamingo✨” 5:43“look at those toes😮” 9:27”your………small”

[@konnerl5434]

Dan "EMERGANCY STOP" opelia bird "...emerganncy stop your life"

[@RealKemonoegen]

0:02 for the first time in human history Dan scream louder than the horror game itself

[@echopan3274]

Dan is never going to bring his kids to anywhere now that he’s played, FNAF, Garten of Banban, Rainbow friends etc

[@StefiTheGuy]

Two videos in two days? I know it won't last but let's at least enjoy it while it does.

[@johndoe-yy5uz]

“Yeah I’m looking at YOU, flamingo”.😂😂😂

[@sub2beetlehd5612]

Day ?? Of asking dan to play Choo Choo Charles

[@kylevaughn]

"I can't jump that far." (proceeds to jump.)

[@Rhigamer22]

Lol, this was a weird and exciting video. It's always fun to tune into your videos and replay the random jumpscares and funny moments! I'm very tempted to make a montage of them, but then that'll be too random for you and anyone else watching it!

[@tahu1512]

dan has really good content and is the best youtuber i have ever seen

[@SepticBadger]

That drone is giving Trayaurus vibes

[@2NDSEATEROFMOTHORCOUNCIL]

dude this game looks like it'd be playing in the background of a niche arthouse horror film where aspect ratios change every 12 seconds

[@fazzyistrash]

+ 10 Respect To Dan For Wearing A Friends Shirt

[@noteglitch5032]

Please ! Don't forget lost in random !! I've been waiting for YEARS !

[@OfficialRizzler_Edits]

Only OGs are from when Dan used to say “somebody spilled a lot of ketchup packets here guys”

[@Rhubarb_6]

I like the new cartoon characters that Dan put in his thumbnails

[@pokekidzer0]

"Sharing is caring! So your pancreas is mine!" Got my dying lmao

[@StinkeeRaccoon]

dantdm. this is a very formal request. please, for the love of weezus meezus bajeezus please play wobbledogs. i dont need any fancy editing. just some chill, chaos filled wobbledogs. thank you.

[@Burntpotnoodle]

It's been a while glad you're back dan

[@Burntpotnoodle]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok

[@ShipperFireMist]

OMG finally! I am glad you are back. I hope you play Project Playtime with ur friends. Also 2 episodes of Hell neighbor animated series are already out! I think you should play choo choo Charles(train spider monster).

[@hendo1800]

not gonna lie the opila bird is fully creeping me out

[@RazorKickStar]

fr bro

[@BlackoutNow420]

The legend is back!

[@Glueater6]

I bet your kids when there like 18 trying to chase the same dreams as you and become the best KZbinrs ever

[@kdrake33]

Play hello neighbor two

[@Axxturelz]

yes dan only has 2 arms, yet he helped millions

[@creepz3658]

Dan makes the best vids! Being on something different every time!

[@Fatmushrooms]

Dantdm the QR code sends you to a birthday party

[@amirulafifbinmohamadfirdau4526]

OMG I DIDNT KNOW HE MADE THIS CHANNEL Let's just give this man a round of applause

[@PDragonBabyUO]

*claps*

[@SalSalad]

90 percent of the comments are how they love Dan and how they have been watching him for a long time

[@un5485]

The QR code is safe, it just sends you to the Jumbo Josh Lounge :)

[@mrmilk2650]

Hi

[@zorpy0003]

Oh dont worrt dan. It was recording. Your welcome :)

[@speedystick]

First

[@LDCdanger]

Can we appreciate when Dan rages he doesn’t sound angry

[@monkey1620]

dans face when he heard the grunt 13:17

[@the_pingpong_guy]

What the red one said and Dans reaction was incredible 😂😂😂

[@sofiaalvarenga165]

Theres a secret egg on the roof of were you match the colours to the right characters once you get it feed it to opila bird ps dont do the colour match thing or opila bird will come once youve fed it to her she gives a purple keycard to you and thats for the purple door near banballena were she say something about kindness idk but hope this secret helps!😊

[@PenguinLaw1577]

Also I really appreciate that you take time out of your busy life to make videos for us thank you

[@ghost28014]

Dan I just wanna say congrats on everything, u probs wont see this but u have technically raised me with your videos

[@purpledolphin4149]

I scanned the QR code and it really just says congratulations for making it this far, you seem cool, stay a while

[@pundertalefan4391]

This thumbnail makes it look like the Opila bird is a car. XD

[@profbrit]

U forgot rainbow friends being amusement Park with monsters

[@AlexisGymnastics]

2:50 Dan knows some pretty smart 2 year olds if their in kindergarten 😀😂

[@Stranger-sn4vg]

No one: Banban: Sharing Is Caring, Your Pancreas is Mine👹

[@HLD_SW]

I’m just singing I’m the biggest bird when I see the bird

[@the-guy-of-all-time]

XD

[@KaiserOfPrussia0910]

“I’ve been naughty, please punish me” -Dan, Feb 1 2023

[@kimberlycoachkmac1128]

Hi Dan I am so glad ur back I have been relying on think to keep me entertained so I am so glad to have my fav childhood KZbinr back

[@Spoof_ball]

Every time Dan gets jump scared I rewind it to laugh at him getting so scared😂

[@Spoof_ball]

@xdantmd0016 no thanks

[@radiogobrrrrrrr1949]

I wonder if Dan would enlist his kids to this Kindergarten

[@TheChosenDuck773]

I Hate Garten of ban ban with every cell of my body but somehow Dan makes it enjoyable

[@JadenBear]

I love Captain Fiddles' saying because me, my mom, and my sisters literally say that to each other sometimes. 😆

[@Celesstiiaal]

OML OKAY the first thing i notice when i seen Dan is the friends hoodie... thats so dope 😭😭😭😭

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

I’ve only seen my name in games a couple times but no, I will not like you if you fight the monster.

[@Fei_726]

I was playing this on Roblox and had a heart attack when I saw the flamingo sitting on the chair and coming across the pit😭 (in the beginning of the game were you have to guess the colors of the monsters correctly)

[@flipperagate9802]

Could you say happy birthday Aidan please it’s his birthday and you are his favorite KZbinr and he really loves you

[@lilbros1166]

I think you forgot something JUST DANCE

[@lily6352]

The fact I’m watching this in the dark 😂 like pitch black alone

[@sabrinadodson4533]

Dantdm you are one of my idles

[@spooks_5754]

Dan I love your kids more than I love you

[@The_memer589]

I love how he's playing a horrer game and Dan's pug is having a good nap in the backround

[@Bradenndndhjsjsj]

Dan I love you you are the best KZbinr I have been watching sense the lab and the mods

[@mahjubashobbies548]

Fun Fact: The remote for the drone has more polygons than the entirety of Super Mario 64, talk about optimisation!

[@soulstriker6]

DanTDM if I would make a Minecraft custom map would you play it?

[@ramiplays1426]

Whats his name again oh oga boga had me dying 💀☠️😂

[@jo-anneyau8570]

"Inspirational my friend" - Dan 2023

[@Budgie_bird595]

I love how he says ban ban

[@sirbucket9746]

animatronic chicken that sounds like child,

[@abicados_x]

Anyone else pick up the phrase ‘just putting that out there’ from dans videos without noticing 😂

[@Reckrek]

i can never see birds the same again,welcome back dan! i hope u r having the best time of your life as a father of two!

[@UntitledSpaghetti2]

Dan please add pug cam! 0:42 Thanks!