where did i go?

[@GoldenNinja50]

Dan: disappears for 5 days My dad who has been gone for 5 years: *pathetic*

[@MrRedBlock1]

ok

[@Novusa]

Thats sad bro

[@itsabbycas5911]

i am sorry for your loss of your dad i feel your pain

[@elmorr7203]

Sorry mate- i can relate. I hope the best for you.

[@d4n107]

Sorry to hear that bro

[@sschorm]

Dan: *Disappears for 5 days Everyone: Yeah, he's dead

[@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg]

I mean this dude always uploaded and still did upload every single day

[@RocketDanger1]

IT HAS 69 LIKE'S LOL LET'S GO

[@froggingplaz2760]

Lol

[@nono4thewin604]

@@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg That is not true he doesn't upload every single day, maybe with the new channel but still YOU THINK HES DEAD?

[@pigeonleadre]

Dan: disappears for 3 seconds Everyone: HE’S DEAD

[@d4rk3nd3ath]

That’s literally his whole chat being stupid like always if Dan has been gone for like 3 mins

[@meh6333]

SO TRUE

[@AShortDork]

@@akire5122 bruh go to his most recent video and click newest comments I’m pretty sure there are people like this

[@theworstintheworld1648]

@@akire5122 ex·ag·ger·a·tion /iɡˌzajəˈrāSH(ə)n/ Learn to pronounce noun a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. "it would be an exaggeration to say I had morning sickness, but I did feel queasy"

[@bsHugoo]

People are a bit pathetic sometimes, as if someone can’t have their own problems or even their own life outside of creating content

[@CanadaBricks]

Dan: *disappears because he’s sick* Fans: *intense panicking*

[@chinnalapattimanavalakalai1415]

THATS SERIOUS DAN IS SICK

[@mystel_]

@@chinnalapattimanavalakalai1415 AGREED

[@rachelhoover6360]

Ik, even tho he would come right back once he was done being busy/not sick anymore

[@lavenderfurarts]

Too true lol

[@kdaniiyoo]

I’m pretty sure they were ready to dig his grave

[@jeremiah.massillon]

Can’t believe I waited 35 seconds for a 5 second joke that I knew and still laughed.

[@itsabbycas5911]

same here

[@gregorywall6846]

Same

[@barneyread2939]

Samesies

[@munimbidev1985]

so true i did the same

[@manoramaparmar3803]

Dan: doesn’t post Everyone: so what funeral plan should we buy- Edit: lol I have never got this many likes. But at the same time I haven’t ever got 10 so…

[@megancross6010]

Let's get him a wooden coffin and we have to visit him once a month and say on the grave "died from coronavirus"

[@sepoy5346]

He coming to his funeral I was sick **Intense coughing**

[@ayzn..]

we should buy the deluxe one-

[@Og_BlueToadFan913]

@@ayzn.. no that one has the super crown and no one should ever where that

[@vesh]

Mans got sick and some of y’all had panic attacks

[@CanadaBricks]

Quite literally

[@Boooiiiiii]

How are you verified as evil

[@TumaiLiphe]

Puep

[@coco_supremacy]

i honetsly didn't notice cuz i just watch dan when ever i see a vid on my home page

[@lefrog710]

bro i see you on like every channel i watch

[@kdaniiyoo]

Dan: *is sick and taking care of himself* Fans: “HOLY CRAP IS HE DEAD?? HE’S DEFINITELY DEAD”

[@drbombom4786]

Ahhhhhhh frick he's ded boy

[@PraveenKumar-el2fm]

@@drbombom4786 ded boi not good boi

[@krenzy2367]

Your his fan too

[@Diamond_Pototatoe]

he has corona

[@brandonsantos52]

@@Diamond_Pototatoe you had to make it worst huh

[@wowme99]

NEW THEORY: Dan was KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS and this Dan is a CLONE!!!

[@FirestoneAnimation]

Doubt it. Nobody can get the accent down perfectly. Not even a clone

[@kingofwinter3413]

That happened a long time ago, he keeps our Earth's Dan in his closet, he's been doing this since the channel started

[@FirestoneAnimation]

@@kingofwinter3413 oh

[@locked.3747]

but then he must be a clone of a clone

[@balasahebtatobabhalekar8100]

Lol

[@Hi-pb5yk]

Comments: "dans dead" " he hasnt posted in three days, is he alright?" Dan: ... I was sick, **cough**

[@lindaramirezweahkee2114]

COVID cough

[@kav2357]

Linda Ramirez-Weahkee HE DOESN'T HAVE COVID19 OK🤢😡🤕 It' 'tis fake😎

[@wonder-wizard567]

One literally said “Dan hasn’t posted in five years I hope he’s not dead*

[@lindaramirezweahkee2114]

COVID 19 cough okay !!!!!

[@aTondy]

THAT AINT COVID COUGH BOI

[@rhyspieces5718]

Every time Dan takes a break: Everyone: OmG He MuSt Be DeAd

[@jecslide3790]

people are that entitled i guess

[@LioPrime]

Yes

[@peaxlpxxr]

Ikr

[@FNAFPlanet]

This comment is *Underrated*

[@mthem9392]

O G H M S B D A

[@jhort2121]

me thinking: "Is it bad i didnt notice." me realizing: "Oh wait, i didnt have signal for 5 days." Hope your feeling better, being sick sucks.

[@royalpython3009]

I burst out laughing at the end, it was creepy to not creepy, I just laughed. But hope you feel better soon Dan!!!

[@The_Sleepy_College_Student]

I started watching this and immediately was like they didn't see his message lol. I was sick to dan so was the rest of my family hope your feelin better

[@nomorenoob2045]

too*

[@crystalsmith367]

@@nomorenoob2045 i was gonna say that 🤣

[@JunnaAddario]

lol there was a mega cold that went around. went to visit plymouth, came back early everyone was sick

[@The_Sleepy_College_Student]

@@crystalsmith367 lol oops 😅

[@The_Sleepy_College_Student]

@@JunnaAddario wow really

[@rajat_gondkar]

"A KZbinr doesn't upload for a day" His Fans: HE'S DED

[@Santiagoless]

Not us Oversimplified fans

[@glidertrio4466]

Not us technoblade fans

[@rajat_gondkar]

@@glidertrio4466 True, he will upload once every two months and we will still enjoy

[@OSG100]

@@Santiagoless I can relate

[@bestfox2]

Yep

[@tqs7772]

Dan: doesn't upload after 40 seconds Everyone: he dead

[@uhamza448]

You have 69 likes congrats

[@hohi5870]

you have 244 like congarts

[@uhamza448]

@@hohi5870 they grow up so fast 😫🤧

[@tinystrwbrie]

lmao I remember a video on his main channel like a couple of years back or smth and it was bout others thinking he was dead or smth too- lol

[@sugentin95]

@@uhamza448 lol...the world has changed

[@TheHeroHaven]

Dan: doesn’t post for 1 day Fans: I guess we should start planning his funeral Edit: when the time comes we shall do it on the moon also thanks everyone for all the likes and comments on this comment

[@niqnoi2079]

Yes everytime

[@erizaanncasabuena5477]

Yep

[@nashrepolles7292]

Ima attend

[@MaximusStillLives]

Alright let’s do it either in a mine or at a jewelry store. *get it!! Cuz like- jewelry- diamond a mine like a.. a mine cart- so you kno- diamond- diamond mine cart.. Dan.. tdm the diamond minecart-* Ok I’ll leave..

[@TheHeroHaven]

@@MaximusStillLives don’t feel bad I understood it

[@trini9190]

Dan: *Gone for 5 days* Everyone: The only reasonable explanation is he died

[@spidrboy5280]

dan: *doesnt upload for a day* his fans: “i diagnose you with not live.”

[@pronectar6866]

maybe someone committed die to him!!!11!!1!11

[@spidrboy5280]

@@pronectar6866 😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

[@durgadas3233]

dan leaves for 5 days, everyone: he's DEAD imagine when dan takes a vacation with his family

[@Midoriya782]

ikr everyone will think he is dead

[@Kyrefyre_]

He usually prerecords videos for when he goes on vacations

[@erizaanncasabuena5477]

@@Kyrefyre_ kinda like tony stark from endgame he prerecords vids before he dies although thats just a coincidence

[@ariadn3825]

Ikr XD

[@kitsuneWC]

NO NO DANS DEADDDD NOOOOOOO I WILL MISS HIM IM GONNA TELL MY FAMILY THAT DANTIDM DIED ( reference to a child who hates dan)😭😢😭😢😭😭😢😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢😭 HEE DIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(((((((

[@savvybear0827]

Literally any KZbinr: Gets sick and takes a small break to get better The fans: *so when’s the funeral?*

[@Just.Rxnn-]

**intense music** Dan: “I was sick-” **chokes** Me: “Oh sh-”

[@meisstupid1831]

Same

[@BlyatifulButter]

reminds me of the tiktok where dan reacts to his fans exposing him for using a bad song lmao edit: one of his fans

[@TheRedElephant805]

@@BlyatifulButter thats the joke

[@Barfbag_]

Dan: *gets sick* 50% of fans: “he died cause he hasn’t uploaded in a week”

[@ClownJam]

the reason they say that is bcz he said see u tomorrow

[@CookieManToonZ]

@@ClownJam still dumb of them to say he’s dead

[@FlipperFlopper123]

Ya it's dum I feel like his wife would've said something

[@lowkeynat2531]

I HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED HIM NOT UPLOADING CAUSE I'M CONSTANTLY DOING SOMETHING ELSE AND ON TWITTER 😭😭

[@frosty1684]

No 100

[@melody_crystal]

Dan: disappears for almost a week Everyone: he ded Me: I know he's sick, let him rest.

[@megancross6010]

Yeah because there's this thing called Twitter

[@Justsomeaverage]

@@megancross6010 eww

[@simpyoungyuk3885]

@@Justsomeaverage You ew

[@zrkhan1124]

every time dan tries to enjoy time with his family. Everyone: HE'S DEAD OH LORD!

[@hbk_mayo174]

Fax

[@Xelfist]

He was sick

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

Dan: Lets go for a small vacation (no cameras, no KZbin. Just Me, Wifey, and Son) The subscribers: I think he quit KZbin fr this time...

[@Dante-no5bs]

Lol

[@_cakelord_2808]

@@Dante-no5bs you commented 30 seconds ago

[@Galaxies3000]

Dan: doesn't upload in a day. Fans: *play the Coffin Dance music*

[@CMPNGTTN]

Cringe

[@thenewkidthenewkid1128]

Cringe

[@HYPER1INKED]

yep it be like that

[@HYPER1INKED]

@Toywerty how-

[@HYPER1INKED]

@Toywerty it was just guys holding a coffin and dancing :/

[@ignitesavage8783]

Dan: doesn't upload for 0.00000000001 second Everyone: RIP HE'S DEAD

[@therealnoxdog]

More like 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds

[@therealoatmeal4642]

A wise man once said: „Michael you haven’t uploaded in like 30 seconds, what happened? Did you quit? Did you die? Did you quit because you died?“

[@therealoatmeal4642]

@@nonexistentboi I don‘t think you got the reference. I was quoting a youtuber called Michael Reeves

[@nonexistentboi]

@@therealoatmeal4642 oh im stupid sorry for ruining your joke

[@katymeehan1410]

Real gamers respect all games dont u mean... 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second?

[@sirvector5008]

He got sick and people thought he was dead, shows how influential he is

[@Yuhbruh189]

What that mean

[@sirvector5008]

@@Yuhbruh189 it means how he impacts a lot of people and how so many people care about him

[@Fillianna8]

Dan: doesn't upload for 5 days Everyone: HE'S DEAD

[@unlimitedmemes1650]

thats people for ya

[@RecordSlowrun]

Dan: goes afk for 1 minute Everyone: he’s DED

[@Gamers23489]

It’s confirmed Dan is alive. Mad scientist who made Frankenstein: “It’s alive!!”

[@denniscarew3637]

Frankenstein is the creator of Frankenstein

[@МирјанаАдамовић]

Doctor Frankenstain made Frankenstain and named it after himself

[@Dyslesic]

Frankenstein is the man the creature is known as 'the creature' or 'the monster'

[@toaster2609]

Wasn’t Frankenstein the name of the scientist?

[@iggibson4952]

@@denniscarew3637 that’s what i was gonna say

[@thatoneidiot____]

Dan: disappears for days His fans: HE DIED RIP A LEGEND

[@thewhiteinferno6277]

Wtf is your pfp

[@thatoneidiot____]

@@thewhiteinferno6277 or an iron golem skin as a axolotl if

[@itz_laffyboi7721]

Dan: leaves for 1 second Everyone:Oh my GoD GuyS dID dAn DiE

[@mystel_]

My mind really went "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from Cotten eye Joe?" I hate my brain.

[@tpropirw9183]

lol

[@xhensi3bregu743]

ahahahahahah lol

[@edifiedermine9247]

🤠

[@RemMcKoffl3r]

Dan: takes break for 5 days Everyone in a 79 mile radius: HE'S DEAD

[@megancross6010]

Well if you're on a different continent? Plus I feel like real fans would know that he said on Twitter that he's sick.

[@notaveragehuman]

@@megancross6010 i pretty sure most of his audience isnt old enough to use twitter lol

[@GOOOSE-n6b]

Dan: see you all tomorrow. Dan didn’t upload tomorrow. Fans: he’s dead

[@jazz29620]

Dan not uploading when he said "I should see you tomorrow" Fans: *PANIK* Fans: He's having fun being a dad Fans: *KALM* Dan's last upload: 5 days ago Fans: *PANIK*

[@panditvihakha]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee,😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@jazz29620]

@Debaditya Nath Just did

[@astrosnipes]

He's human too you know, everyone needs breaks.

[@samuelwinston5388]

Yep

[@dracoex1892]

Dan: I was sick.. everyone: Understandable have a great day and get well soon

[@hummusboi]

Dan, **gone for 5 days** His fans: HES DEADD

[@mthem9392]

more like… uhhh he’s lead into a… 👇down there soemone say it?

[@Eman15230]

Everybody: Dans dead!!!!!! Omg!!!!! Dan: I’m literally just sick Me: close enough

[@puglife658]

The comedic value in this video is more than every single stand up comedian combined.

[@gabrieldeaguiar7345]

Dan: Doesn’t post for a few days Fans: HES DEAD Dan: I’m sick Fans: HES DYING

[@itzzmintymint147]

GOD IM WHEEZING RN

[@trix2143]

Lol

[@armymp1343]

I think that you can post at any time I will still always watch

[@PeytDog]

@TommyInnit 🅥 ur not tommy

[@armymp1343]

Ya but at least he tried to copy the verification symbol

[@abagel6]

@TommyInnit 🅥 you're not the actual Tommy innit

[@CanadaBricks]

Tommy is trash anyway

[@azizazuairiyanowaz7380]

Poggers

[@fisherwoman3611]

" *I was sick* " **Coughs** We can see that now, Dan.

[@AkiyamaHaito]

XD I and here i was binging your old Subnautica Vids

[@coolguy6242]

KZbinr when he is sick: 🤢 Viewers when he is sick: HE IS DEAD

[@DanTDMBestMoments]

dan: didn't upload for a day in his shorts channel Fans: Is he dead?

[@akshdeepsandhu9471]

*Coughs* Everybody near him- *Masks Up!*

[@braydenieeeee1572]

All of that build up just for Dan to say “ I was sick.” Then the video ends

[@xClownXD____]

ya that got me

[@tristanraymond7380]

Its cute because that proves that us fans always love Dan and are eager to watch his next video the second it comes out - showing hoe dedicated we are, but then its not so cute when people start thinking that Dan was lost in space when he doesnt upload for a day xD Man needs his break, whether he's been sick or not lol

[@zythrex7]

No one: Absolutely no one: Dan’s fans When Dan doesn’t upload for a couple of days: *HE’S DEAD*

[@icedfrappee1378]

Oh yes

[@infius5676]

Lol true

[@melieslx]

TRUE

[@tri-ify8852]

Technos upload schedule is worse if it exists

[@drbombom4786]

Dan: 1 second off fans: alright he's dead then.

[@landonanthony4757]

Dans fans: where did he go? Dan: I was sick Dans fans: understandable have a nice day

[@melaniecopland1626]

Perfecte! The perfectly cut cough.

[@isabellawhite2542]

Fans when Dan takes a break or sick: He's dead everyone!! Panic!!!!!

[@whosAces]

Dan: Disappears for like a day Everybody: K, he’s dead, he’s never coming back.. It’s good while it’s lasted, unsubbing.. Yep, this is it, the end. Goodbye Dan, you will be forever remembered.

[@zacharymorris8839]

🤣🤣🤣This made me crack up🤣🤣🤣

[@dan2becontinued146]

Dan: “……. I was sick *vomits violently*” Me: “ok see yu on the next time you send a video i-i guess”

[@mia101z]

Dan: *doesn’t upload for one day* Everyone: “he’s dead”

[@cheerless1829]

Dan: posted a video saying that he's sick Me: Well that makes sense...

[@beverlymurphey7253]

People who need subtitles: *suspenseful music plays* Dan: "I was sick... *Cough*

[@dogfield1253]

Wow lol all the the music and comments Dan: “I was sick” *ends video Everyone else: “okay”

[@hennerz4562]

“I was sick” launches corona everywhere

[@HAKIMKAMAL1]

I liked the ending Creepy music Then him just sayin i was sick. Also Dan i hope you are feeling a bit better!

[@TreeLMFAO]

Dan: (doesn't upload in a day) Fan:he dead

[@osiris5319]

5

[@some_random_acc]

guys isnt it obvious, he died, he just respawns every now and then

[@Soda_Fizzy]

True

[@CanadaBricks]

Hes got a totem

[@Last_expert]

True

[@YaBoiDoi]

Dan: *sleeps* Everyone: So you're in charge of the cards, ill be in charge of the coffin, You be in charge of the priest"

[@natibinyam9264]

Dan: sick Fans: panic Me: dead The whole world: we don't care

[@0oz9ru]

Fans then: he’s DEAD Fans after this video: he’s almost DEAD

[@SergeantJoeMama]

i hope you get well soon! well wishes from everyone :)

[@TheCrimsonClub]

*Dan disappears* Everyone: sad Me who's dad disappeared 14 years ago: Pathetic

[@gabbypizz]

Mood

[@left2dye750]

wow copier so desprate for likes

[@adriennebuck4322]

Guys Dan said he wasn't feeling well on his main channel!

[@silvertuneuwu2063]

Lol I actually did not see that ima go check quick

[@elizabethochoa7018]

I love how Dan just says “I was sick” -_- and ends the videos XD! Also DAN the video of Dantdm funny video had me dying of laughter XD the part I love is when ur all serious sitting on the chair and then u say “wanna play catch?” :p and think is just hanging there and says “yeah sure” :p and cuts the rope. U should do a collab with the guy who made the video u two will do a awesome job! LOVE U DAN!!!

[@muneebhaider2286]

dan: disappears for 5 days for a totally normal cause community: so when is the funeral?

[@tea2476]

Literally any popular yter: **doesn't upload for more than 2 days** Fans: *"THEY'RE DEAD THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER EXPLANATION TO THIS PROBLEM."*

[@KLlamaT]

I Laughed The Soul Out Of Me. Damn The Ending Was Heck Funny!

[@therobloxcosplayer]

everyone when dan doesnt upload for a little bit OMGOMG HE DIED

[@GMDBestBoi]

dan: disappears for 5 days everyone: *OMG HES DEAD*

[@gemmasmith4610]

Yay im glad your posting btw I hope you feel better !!!!!😘😘😘😘😘

[@ZachyDacky3509]

Fans: guys Dan is DEAD Also fans: sets up funeral and puts Dan in coffin Dan: wakes up and says I was SICK Fans: OH

[@mothuhmlol7777]

Dan : Hasn’t uploaded in 5 days Fans : HE’S DEAD, HE IS DEFINITELY DEAD

[@chrisurry2985]

If u mean covid I hope you get better soon dan I've just had it as well it was tough to go through but we all have to go through it at some point hope you get better soon 🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@Vincentfurhuhfofji]

Normal people when dan disappears: “oh he must be busy or sick or something” Dantdm fanboys and fangirls: “OMG HE HASN’T POSTED IN A DAY HES DEAD HES DEAD NOOOOOO!!!!!” 👁 👄 👁 💧 💧

[@DanielAlbrecht2008]

don't forget Dan's son. he has to take care of his son (sorry i forgot the kid's name)and he has to worry about fans saying he died

[@Vincentfurhuhfofji]

@@DanielAlbrecht2008 k

[@justaguy3192]

People actually kept asking him where he was? the dude has a life leave the man be.

[@sanasurve5509]

NO I DONT CARE IF HE HAS A CHILD NO WE NEED SMALL BRAIN TIME AND WE NEED IT NOW but srsly we overreact too much

[@Purple1an]

That epic build up only for 3 words "I was sick" end of dialogue.

[@Purple1an]

wow my comment is still here

[@Memecious]

"Congrats to everyone who found this comment here is your award: 🏆

[@spee144]

award claimed

[@stuff7664]

no

[@LimitlessA8N]

Thanks

[@stickmandude1902]

IM RICH

[@venturamendoza1082]

Thank you 🏆

[@Kuku1w]

Dan: Doesn't upload for a week. Almost everyone: OH MA GOD HES DEAD

[@Insoitol]

Dan: I was sick Me: Hope you feel well. PS I was a fan since 2015

[@GAMERIN-rn6dj]

“Dan- doesn't upload for few days” “His fan's- omg 😱 he is dead”

[@cloudacermadrigal4346]

Acer: are you ok dan? Dan: I was sick *sneeze* Acer: I hope u will not effect in virus but be careful dan

[@AussieBeebs]

it feels weird hearing his voice again and good to hear from that 5-day break. Glad to have you back dan. :).

[@voiiddd8016]

I love the description of your videos. ‘IM BACK’ ‘-achoo-‘ *its amazing.*

[@shihanrahmi]

This is how much we need Dan, we can't even go past a week without his videos

[@sstrabrry]

ohhh noooo I hope you get better soon dan!

[@PupGaming]

Best vid ever LOL that ending tho 🤣

[@merryn96]

You, sir, have a fantastic comedic talent 👏🏻😂

[@comedygold2360]

Dan: takes care of his child and takes a break Everyone: dude it's been an hour wyd Since 2013 from luv, comedy :D

[@skyblockguy5448]

Dan: gone for 5 days Orphans: *pathetic.*

[@5kovich]

Ayyyy Dan is sick at the same time as me poggggg Hope you get better soon, though

[@Graham_H.1]

His face at the beginning has me crying laughing

[@hope-less9838]

Dan's editor: (plays serious intense music) Dan: I WAS SICK! Me:Oh...well...that was anti-cliamactic