My SECRET TikToks..

[@notstask]

Literally all the comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile…….” edit: all the responses to comments: “You now who is better than Dan? Me, I have the best videos….”

[@NiamhandRoisin]

✨

[@subbwithnotisbefore]

Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!

[@thegunguy0]

@TigersedFN BOT

[@_.B00._]

Exactly they are so annoying and unoriginal

[@subbwithnotisbefore]

Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!

[@DrumStyxAgain]

Still, to this day, Dan still hasn’t made a ‘recreating TikToks’ video yet.

[@Tellingsphere]

Greatest comment of all time

[@subbwithnotisbefore]

Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g

[@roberttrammel2374]

Yeah he did

[@potat2976]

Why are a lot replies just channel advertisements :(

[@godzandheros]

I love how Dan could choose *ANY* pen to draw on himself and he chooses a sharpie

[@christenblissett5214]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@joannelam5778]

That's Dan!😂

[@TrixMC]

TikTok propably messed with his brain

[@kylawinter1097]

FRR

[@_Pix_]

I also love how it would probably come off his skin easily with a bit of washing but he doesn’t even attempt to he just leaves it for the whole video haha

[@AverageCJ__]

I just want to say thank you Dan for practically raising me and a bunch of other people, you will always have a place in our hearts. We love you Dan, and thank you for shaping who we are today. We love you Dan

[@joclunne3386]

Np

[@uhcanigetamcmegumiplease]

its roxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A BIG FAN

[@uhcanigetamcmegumiplease]

@@joclunne3386 u r not dan

[@sandcat1473]

@@joclunne3386 you didn't even try, how did u expect to get away with this

[@endlesspilot]

@@sandcat1473 its kinda funny tho how he thought it would work

[@hazzathemazza2870]

Hmmm Dan seems to be hiding something with those blurred tik toks...

[@shotpister1002]

I was just gonna comment this

[@afnanarar4128]

i still don't get it

[@dankzdead]

@@afnanarar4128 The diamond minecart was his old yt name, that’s what the TDM means, riding the diamond minecart means sex, hope that explains it well enough

[@hestiasart1655]

@@afnanarar4128 what a pure soul 😂 don’t understand it for as long as possible

[@soapfaces]

@@afnanarar4128 well you’re innocent

[@norqdbi]

The reason why dantdm is still entertaining is that he realised that his views grew up so he changed his content a bit

[@mousearts7079]

Exactly

[@leonelulan3347]

Bro check bajancanadian channel its sad 😢

[@Surendersingh-bk7eg]

Dudes stop advertising

[@Surendersingh-bk7eg]

@Krazy Guy uhm you a hater ?

[@gacha_xami]

@@leonelulan3347 no.

[@marybearyjr9388]

Dan, I can’t explain how much you mean to me. You will probably never see this but you made my childhood. I live really close to you, and you always were a big inspiration because I didn’t think anyone from my area could go that far and they did so I’m really happy. From 4 to 8 years old, you were my role model. And I’m really glad to see that you are still uploading, and have a child! Thank you for being there 🙏❤️

[@SCEGtv]

dan can you do more fh5

[@DeathByFart]

I have also been watching dan for a long time

[@MawniMor]

check her channel

[@moxxidearest4823]

This guy has my childhood bro since 2015-2019 I still check in every now and then, the only reason I stopped watching him was because I got severely bullied for being 'childish' at 11 I may add 💀 still love this guy tho 😭👌

[@sunoo3296]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact the s\he said they live really close?????????

[@sharksuperiority9736]

Fun fact: Moose are the largest (depending on your definition of large) North American mammals, and are significantly larger than horses. They are on average between 1.4 and 2.1 meters tall (adult humans average around 1.6 meters tall). Less fun fact, Moose are extremely dangerous to drivers, not because they’re aggressive, but because they’re so large and their legs are so spindly that’s if you hit one, it will crash through your windshield and crush you.

[@Exward]

This video has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Alas my fav time stamps: 4:01 -What?! 4:21-4:28 -Scawy head turn 8:52 -Fish 10:10 -“I’ve used this before, pretty accurate” (not accurate in any way) 11:35 -Ice + Who threw that?! Overall I just love his sense of humor and expressions. Love you Dan!!!

[@Nommerz]

I can now recognise Dan’s laugh without even seeing his face. It’s iconic now

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me dawg

[@Scout70]

@Instagram User ok did I ask

[@JustAnotherOneOfThoseArchives]

@Instagram User Bro... that is very rude.... you cant laugh at someone else dead animal.... that is just unacceptable....

[@Dusty_7007]

@Instagram User no one askedd 💀

[@yashikariana5618]

@Instagram User no one asked

[@zoristructure577]

Just saying, Dan is probably one of the only human being to make tictok not entirely a trashed app

[@Koda_Kat]

Shut the (bleep) up

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Jackcepticeye: *stares motherfuckerly* TommyInIt: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me bro

[@alochuz1962]

@Instagram User uncalled for bro

[@Scout70]

@Beast 😈 stop

[@sepposnake7073]

6:19 for anyone who's curious It said "DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode the diamond minecart."

[@kindahonourablecanadian]

I thought there would be a bit different wording there

[@Parthgamer123]

oh my God 💀💀

[@Charlieburgers10]

😂😂

[@KingVR1111]

@@kindahonourablecanadianme too bro💀💀💀

[@Aforeman570]

Great scott that is not what i expected and the fact that he COMMENTED on it I would kill to know what he said lmao

[@charlesfranks2717]

Sometimes I will be really sad due to certain events happening in my life and I will watch one of your videos and I makes me just that bit happier. Thank you Dan :)

[@realfarmer21]

U know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me verifies

[@Scout70]

@Instagram User sorry I’m sorry for Dan being better than you

[@ghost_existence7379]

o7

[@_Pix_]

o7

[@Mxrean]

@Instagram User Dan is more entertaining and your about section says to f*** off self promoters while you are one.

[@KirbyatYT]

“Give the rat a slap, see if it wobbles.” -DanTDM, 2022

[@unlikelyionicwolf5790]

That made me laugh so much

[@zachgreen799]

wise words from the master

[@TheAbsolute-863]

Anybody know what that censored part was?

[@IAmNot-Everywhere-]

@@TheAbsolute-863 It said "If dan has a kid that means someone rode the diamond minecart" and if you don't get it. It's okay.

[@TheAbsolute-863]

@@IAmNot-Everywhere- nah I get it 💀

[@nethercreeper5890]

when Asher has to talk about Dan: "ya he... he died in a pink bubble for tiktok"

[@wwalkerofthesky]

😂😂😂

[@puppeteer1402]

I haven’t watched this man in such a long time, and I’m pleasantly surprised that he seems to be just as funny as I remember

[@FluttershyForeverEver]

No one: Not even a single soul People in the comments: "Dan never fails to entertain us"..

[@drax_6299]

lol

[@_.emmi.1]

Yeah there annoying

[@akshaysuriya6784]

@Instagram User That's disgusting

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@Zed_Is_Gone]

No one Not a Single soul Instagram user DANTDM'S PET PEGGY DIED BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER -🤓🏳️‍🌈

[@CreeperJaxon]

10:09 Dan: It's pretty accurate Wii: (doesn't even get the skin color right) Dan: (instant regret)

[@YuriFan6000Mario]

and got the hair wrong

[@Someguywholikescatsandpokemon]

@@YuriFan6000Mario. Who said I was

[@n4e_]

"I've used this before, It's pretty accurate!" Also the Mii in the Tiktok: 10:09

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me fam

[@Lumira_Floof]

@@realfarmer21 go away bot

[@justsomeghost8440]

I am a simple man. I see Dan, I click Dan

[@TreeMarie84]

As someone who's worked at Petco, this happened on the DAILY. Even with the tank closed, they'd still try to jump out lol

[@SilverSkyCloud]

considering what ive heard about how petco treat the fish id jump out too

[@justreyes_]

I used to watch Dan all the time, slowly getting back into it. He was my childhood.

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me kuz

[@Kylopenguin]

I feel the same

[@johnybravo4877]

Me to bro

[@dappleforlife1236]

Same

[@dappleforlife1236]

Bro your post weirdest stuff

[@dotingaabeast2162]

4:31 dan opening his ears to hear it better when having headphones on

[@iudqwninnaismck]

every video, dan strays further and further away from kid friendly content

[@Piostephanie]

Had to blur 2 parts of the video lol

[@IAmNot-Everywhere-]

@@Piostephanie FR-

[@ackton]

@@IAmNot-Everywhere- Yeah, one of them was a bad joke saying, “if Dan has a kid it means someone rode the diamond mine cart”

[@IAmNot-Everywhere-]

@@ackton ikr

[@calebgresch9604]

Random object generator?

[@Sass126]

I haven’t watched this guy in so long but he brings back so many 2019 memories 🕊🕊🕊

[@egg-man57]

2019 was 3 years ago… that’s not long.

[@Sass126]

@@egg-man57 mhm, I know it’s not long. He just reminds me of 2019 jeez

[@shinyroarick123]

I remember watching Dan’s Riddle School series with my brother. It kept me up all night

[@elvira4031]

Dan has such a wholesome community, you always feel welcomed and accepted coming here

[@DanTDMFan]

agreed

[@Rubiish_Axel]

what about the “dan has a child so that means [redacted]”?

[@numbered1480]

Bob

[@mango_milky]

"With alotta love, comes with alotta hate" Daniel R.Middleton 2017

[@mango_milky]

"With alotta love, comes with alotta hate" Daniel R.Middleton 2017

[@K1PAKIPA]

10:30 I actually was riding a hover board (my step-sister’s) on my sidewalk, but I wasn’t good at it outside. So I’m struggling, and then all of a sudden, I fall straight down on the sidewalk. The hover board kept going straight for a while tho 😭

[@KawaiiPandass123]

I see the word secret and immediately click 😂

[@billybobiscool8216]

IKR

[@billybobiscool8216]

Lol

[@jaxsenkai1364]

Ngl same-

[@scottriley7671]

my exact reason

[@dronesanddiggers]

same

[@KARAY999]

8:26 and this is why you should NEVER buy a glass table

[@kimberleyegan2627]

This entire comment section: "Dan is the best human alive and has raised all of us and is now raising his own child... what a great man" me: looking at Dan in shame at 5:30

[@rstp2694]

Nah nah, you out you done gone ruined the moment-

[@familyacc1700]

someone had to ride the diamond minecart at some point...

[@kimberleyegan2627]

@@familyacc1700 😳😳😳

[@notbalisongflipping]

This is my kingdom come

[@omaracheto6114]

DanTdm fue toda mi infancia junto al doctor Trayarus. Ojalá verlo volver a hacer vídeos en un base científica. Me llenaría de nostalgia ;(

[@mxchii-5423]

i’m so glad he’s reacting to tiktoks again it’s been so long!

[@realfarmer21]

You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me my g

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

"IT'S BEEN SO LONG since last I've seen my son. Lost to this monster. To the man behind the slaughter."

[@slyreviews6363]

You beat me to it

[@wutoon1501]

@Instagram User you are a monster how can you say that

[@Dusty_7007]

@Instagram User shush yo mouth💀💀💀

[@IronPikachu724]

Hey Dan, if you get one of those, have an "emergency pencil" or anything sharp to pop you out if you get stuck

[@realfarmer21]

I make entertaining vids as well man

[@Lumira_Floof]

@@realfarmer21 whats that have to do with this comment?

[@Irish_Enderman]

0:04 "go give it a little slap"

[@JA-ko2jb]

10:38 the Kirby scream 💀

[@glamboo]

9:32 as an australian, that is normal here

[@kbuu88]

when dan uploads...YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS A BANGER

[@ImaginatorySkya]

8:57 Bruh that happend to 3 of my fish- And every single time we were outside and not in my house to save them- I wonder if this is what happend to them- Rip 3 fishes- 🤧✨

[@castermacdiarmid980]

That cat that punched the other cat should be called jake paw 😂😂😂

[@kyronlynch1059]

7:47 i love the way that the cow was actually going inside the house lol

[@Aurora_Animates]

LOLL

[@Icebear611]

11:30 I can tell you this does hurt a lot, my friend got hit in the eye with a rock and his eye was red for 2 weeks :/

[@ksyuhn]

this is ice tho 😀😩

[@Icebear611]

@@ksyuhn it probably still hurts just as bad

[@king_of_nothing1808]

And I’m crying- Goddamnit, this man and others literally raised us. I love him so much

[@Monke-x7r]

0:00 I saw this when it came out and it’s still a banger

[@Masanimax]

12:16 my heart sunk when he cut off the rats tail...

[@Suryaansh_Mishra]

dan is probably one of the most friendly youtubers i have ever seen

[@realfarmer21]

g You know who else's vids are entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you'll die from laugher. If not Yous can come to tell me

[@JerpyTH]

@@realfarmer21 nice opinion, no one asked though.

[@shinyroarick123]

@@realfarmer21 okay? Who asked tho?

[@s3bastiin_]

5:37 “WHAT IS THAT” did… did Dan just make a dirty joke!?!??! 😳

[@choklat4606]

Dude he’s an adult let him do what he wants

[@gloxed]

@@choklat4606 we arent used to it lol

[@matthewboire6843]

He has a kid

[@Kota-249]

@@matthewboire6843two now

[@mranima748]

He’s done that before just you didn’t realise

[@kai-pg4nk]

Perfect for cosplaying 11:13 😃👍

[@ashobo]

if anyone wanna know what 6:16 says, it says “DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode his diamond minecart

[@n0o9o]

Let’s appreciate that the smiley face is still on his hand throughout the video

[@endigopink]

👀

[@Le-Sun]

TAKE THAT

[@Le-Sun]

THIRD TO COMMENT

[@Le-Sun]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

[@Le-Sun]

NOOOOOOOOOBYYYYY

[@Le-Sun]

NUB

[@dympnaginty9178]

Dan: Its actually quite realistic *it tunes around* Dan: HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@guywithabignose6574]

10:58 Turning Red Leaked Footage!!

[@thgedits4119]

Xd

[@matthewboire6843]

Yea XD

[@jpancoast]

11:59 - the person recording threw it....

[@freezyyt2691]

Who else watched dan all those years ago? Amazing how he keeps the quality the same

[@subbwithnotisbefore]

Guys Dan COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY VIDEOS!!

[@PeppaBS]

Good job dan for blurring out the photo spot on tiktok

[@winuphe5289]

Literally all the comments: "Literally all the comments: 'Dan never fails to make us smile'"

[@tsyphon9192]

You took what I was thinking. *Sigh* well done.

[@rich7452]

Ur content makes me smile Dan, keep doing what you are doing

[@cheebobo]

6:20 Seen this tiktok, DanTDM has a child so that means someone rode the diamond minecart. That's what it said LOL

[@killercopter9285]

Ty lol

[@AbyssaloftheVoid]

HAHA AIN'T NO WAY

[@iamleeham]

LMFAO

[@NyanCatzzz]

HECK NAW

[@cheebobo]

@@NyanCatzzz HECK YAW

[@marissa6677]

"of course we start with a pug one"

[@Policy_-fk8gf]

3:16 *yeah that won’t be taken out of context any time soon* Edit: nice voice crack by the way

[@Le-Sun]

Holy

[@Madzroxx]

Dan has one of the most Iconic laughs in the world, it makes me smile

[@unkown_bored]

By watching Dan reacting to tiktoks just keeps making me not bored and makes my day!! 😁👍

[@welshdragonthegamer5857]

Moo

[@etiosa4765]

@Instagram User bro what

[@_tragic_0]

11:41 reminded me of the time I got a malteaser thrown in the middle of my nose 😂

[@Parthgamer123]

Monsieur Neuvillette!

[@DragonBreeze88]

8:17 and I thought tommyinnit's keyboard was big

[@insertname1478]

9:55 I live in Australia so I know that the kangaroo wouldn't punch the person. IT WOULD KICK IT

[@matthewboire6843]

Sounds standard for Australia

[@Ceexonnie]

The top 2 comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile” “Stop commenting “Dan never fails to make us smile”

[@auntiesandrayt3428]

“Ok Jake pool I see you” actually killed me 🤌🏼😂😂

[@Cianevs09]

I love your content Dan. Keep up the good work!👍

[@somedudewholikesfire]

The dog cried, look at the tears 0:56

[@NC_Isro_64]

dogs cant cry

[@brilliantbrody6760]

yes they can cry, but those aren’t tears.

[@Embatch447]

0:29 BEST part

[@Janice-n5q]

It's not a mistake✨,it's a masterpiece✨

[@Janice-n5q]

It's not a mistake✨,it's a masterpiece✨

[@Janice-n5q]

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[@Rogue_ErrorXD]

10:09 dan: "i've used this before, it's pretty accurate" The thing turns around as a black woman with blond hair, when it was supposed to be a man XDDDDD I died of laughter

[@Betxscenes]

Dan never fails to make us smile, every upload !

[@user-mp1cl6do3g]

Fr

[@zack2080]

Fr, he makes my day 😁

[@nogiinnotactivechannel1435]

didn’t ask *plz don't get angry because i said this*

[@thegunguy0]

Sorry some fuckin verified commenter stole your comment.

[@LEO123-y6g]

Wow that comment was so original 👏

[@WeirdoLmaoLolXD]

11:21 me after getting rid of evidence

[@dragoonmaster4133]

11:00 plot twist, the girls are vampires

[@mollymayplaysxox7718]

Fact: The pen face had to have a straight mouth to work

[@DontTrustGlitch]

11:47 i swear i remember going to that place recently idk why

[@bluemations9118]

Legends says that Dan still has the that face on his hand and will have in the year of 2030

[@whatdup8]

THANK YOU FINALLY A COMMENT THAT DOESN’T SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE DAN

[@gianna3002]

9:49 Kangaroo-napping

[@AtomSloth]

😂

[@vixletaura]

0:07 I’ve never heard something more relatable to me in my whole life.

[@alexisgrant4336]

2:36 my ears have fallen on

[@fatimapina5909]

Literally all the comments: “Dan never fails to make us smile.......” 💖💖💖

[@shayngrey2194]

And “still to this day, Dan hasn’t made a ‘recreating tiktoks’ video yet

[@horseoperamarker]

@@shayngrey2194 yea

[@R3alR4ves]

13:02 MASTER SPLINTER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

[@collin850]

this was so funny my guy ive also been watching since I was 5 you changed my life and many others, we love you Dan!

[@Stormshaun-yb9ow]

0:43 that pug has seen things

[@tossboy1469]

4:23 new meme template?

[@jerendipity]

12:33 dan might wanna explain what yer tryina save there?

[@ImMisik]

@Cosmo Trafford I hope they know now

[@Do_it_for_Boris]

Yea...

[@alt_user8023]

He blurred cause the wire was being pulled in & pulled put continously fast

[@aesays8899]

i love how dan has loads of tatoos but was resisting drawing on his hand

[@kindahonourablecanadian]

Tattoos are different

[@GiGi-kp7hu]

Comments: "Dan never fails to make us smile..." Comments about the comments: "Literally all the comments are saying *"Dan never fails to..."* "

[@horseoperamarker]

history repeats itself

[@DK_SO2]

3:46 when u pretend to sleep it tricks ur brain into thinking that ur actually sleeping 😴

[@Hiruroku1]

Wanna hear a story? That happen to me last time when im trying to stay awake overnight and my mom came up at the room amd pretend i sleep and after my eyes open..its morning :)

[@DK_SO2]

@@Hiruroku1 XD happens with me too 😂

[@nazard1044]

Dan is never not funny,keep it up Dan!

[@paigeguest9612]

I watch him everyday and I get called a baby

[@kagedevshorts4886]

@@paigeguest9612 Then the people who call you a baby are the real babies

[@A_Person50]

10:49 this part of the video reminded me that I can Tokyo drift bumper cars. It is really hard to do yet simple to explain. Basically, since they have no breaks, wait till you get full speed, go hard left, and take your foot off the gas.

[@juliaenaromin2394]

Dan never fails to male us smile.. 😭

[@ed_cmntonly]

male us smile

[@scopeSCrilly]

5:26 he had to keep that one to himself

[@matthewboire6843]

Well he does have a kid. . .

[@RenRainy]

0:51 dog said: SPICY WATER

[@stariosimz]

"WhY iS iT sPiCy"

[@matthewboire6843]

Spicy

[@Parthgamer123]

​@@stariosimz i thought of that as well 😭💀

[@rastamoose]

Have you seen the one where the squirrel is on a fan, but poops and it flies away 😂😂

[@jemabar]

10:23 I AGREE!!

[@Hamanii1]

no one: LITERALLY NO ONE: The rest of the comments: Dan has never failed to make us laugh and entertain us. Thank you

[@Sockfish-jj6on]

'I have watched him since I was 6, and he raised me'

[@jarjedi6046]

12:25 “they call me mr bombastic”

[@Aurora_Animates]

Fantastic

[@lupddup]

Hey everyone it’s Andrew hehe

[@hattiepurtill]

The dog cow one is literally the definition of "Your done. Your done"

[@helloimed7541]

Dan: "I've used Wii face tracking it's pretty accurate." Dan 2 seconds later: *Laughing at how bad it tracked the guy's face*