Jolyne meets 1988 Jotaro

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[@erikpinto12]

You are my fath- *STAR PLATINUM-THE WORLD!!!!!* -er, wait, where is he!?!?

[@brodyupton9155]

ERIK PINTO describes black parents

[@thelegend49]

Star Purachina Za Warudo!

[@eronn3930]

Perfect setup for a racist joke

[@ImDaRealBoi]

I knew he would use the secret family technique one day

[@thevagabond5017]

ERIK PINTO *NIGERUNDAYO*

[@BowserMan101]

Only in Jojo can you say "get in the turtle", and not be considered crazy.

[@hybridepsilon2099]

BowserMan101 you can say ANYTHING jojo, you could even say some stupid bullshit non-sense like “WATCH OUT FOR THE FLYING BUTT CRACK LOOKIN’ LIGHTNING” and no one would give a single damn, heck, i bet even the stand users would not be surprised since they have seen weirder shit

[@TheCrappyZipper]

@@hybridepsilon2099 kill the baby

[@benjaminmcneil574]

Only in Jojo will you be younger than your daughter yet older than your uncle.

[@bensell982]

Only in JoJo can you say thank god the Nazis are hear to help

[@Bianca-ex6ko]

I'm the officer JoJo GET I THE TURTLE!

[@averylarsen2511]

"I must still be alive" Jotaro out here expecting to die young

[@thisisaname3099]

Is This Before Star Platinum: Za Warudo?

[@maskedredstonerproz]

@@thisisaname3099 no, not exactly, it's jotaro from the end of stardust crusaders, basically jotaro before he figured out how useful star platinum za warudo actually is

[@T_Dude]

Honestly, considering the stuff he’s had to deal with post-SC, I honestly can’t blame him for expecting to die young.

[@baldkiwi444]

well yeah he's like 1,95 cm

[@jovif.spemudaindonesia1841]

@@baldkiwi444 Tall is a good thing. What are you talking about?

[@Montesama314]

"I'm your time traveling father from a few decades back. I know it seems bizarre, but I swear, it'll make more sense if you talk to your ancestor residing in this turtle."

[@AntiTrollSpray]

"Oh also can you hold on to Jesus's right arm for me? Thanks."

[@KidWithTheNoFace]

What story line is this?

[@Montesama314]

Welcome to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[@KidWithTheNoFace]

Montesama314 so just the game

[@redzeppelin6]

Given how far into part 6 she was that might be the most normal thing to happen to her.

[@Bonniee]

Jolyne: This is my Father Jotaro: Hol Up

[@mrnaeem]

*STAAAAAAAARRRR PLAAATUNNNUMMMM ZAAAA WAAARRRDUUOOO*

[@ziyangli717]

mr_naeem Jotaro: *NIGER YADYOOOOOOO*

[@billyshears1891]

FlexiOW whats the sauce of your pfp man

[@Vortigerprime516]

FlexiOW .............................. get in the turtle

[@haharmageddontv6581]

Hol horse

[@samsunggalaxy9044]

Anasui: Who are you? Why are you standing so close to jolyne? Jolyne: This is my father!! Anasui: *mental breakdown*

[@alinastanescu4430]

Breakdown Breakdown

[@rockhistoria2537]

Jotaro: *Existencial crisis*

[@calixstickman4159]

@@alinastanescu4430 breakdown breakdown

[@putrabaroto2068]

​@@calixstickman4159Random rock guitar in the background

[@thunderspark1536]

@@putrabaroto2068 Shining Justice (a lot of japanese text I don't have on my keyboard) LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

"Who are you?" "I'm your daughter!" "Cool," *pulls out turtle,* "GET IN."

[@zlaolo]

*pulls out polnareff

[@THExRISER]

Only in JoJo.

[@MariaLopez-lu8bf]

Scorpio The Scorpion (laughing uncontrollably) hold on I need a second

[@yuutokasane3332]

Imagine someone calling you daddy when they’re older than you.

[@THExRISER]

@Yuuto Kasane Of only...

[@mohc6865]

sometimes i mistake emporio for a damn chicken nugget

[@YumeBoi]

Don’t call him chicken little

[@ZeroSilicium]

omg that comment change my life

[@Neon-yj9xw]

@@YumeBoi wait, that wasn't Chicken Little? OH NO

[@skznef]

im screaming

[@breadthattalkstoyou]

call him koichi 2.0

[@raidentheripper2462]

"I just can't run away" Every Joestar before her: Years of academy wasted!

[@nucleartoaster01]

After so many generations the Joestar bloodline was tainted

[@bummbummist3607]

Actualky she gave her nigeryundayo pass to emporio before but emporio lost it in the ocean so they cant run away now

[@ghostlyflamingo07]

I guess jolyne ended it.

[@yoyo-kr7er]

Not Jonathan too

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817]

Jonathan can finally stop rolling in his grave,

[@adeadfreelancer1846]

"hmm...she seems to know me, i am still alive around this time, the girl has a strong stand, the stand yells "ORA ORA!!!" just like Star Platinum...i wonder who she is?"

[@Redhollow]

Stone Free doesn't scream ORA, Jolyne does. At least that's what I remember reading somewhere (probably wiki).

[@adeadfreelancer1846]

Red Hollow I was referencing JJBA Abridged

[@Redhollow]

adeadfreelancer za wat

[@adeadfreelancer1846]

Red Hollow JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged. in case you don't know, Abridged means extremely edited. in the case of abridged anime: it means making parodies similar to machinama but with the anime your making fun of, and keeping the same story. there was one of the original JJBA anime, which also had a number of shorts that didn't fit into the main series. one of these had Jotaro looking at a picture of him and Jolyne from the future, and analyzing trying to figure out just who her and her mother are.

[@Redhollow]

adeadfreelancer buh wut is jojo

[@edisongarcia4789]

Jolyne: This is my dad Jotaro: ... Jotaro: This must be the work of a Stand.

[@FinbyOasta]

Edison Garcia the work of an enemy stand.

[@satriosukarji1777]

Probably dolphin that had a stand to turn into a girl that got together with Jotaro.

[@youraveragemachine1013]

The work on an enermy stando!

[@Soul-tz2ex]

A one night stand!

[@AzureSkyCiel]

I mean, technically the whole time entanglement thing IS the work of a stand, is it not?

[@Kobekola]

2:55 "I don't know how many years in the future this is... But I must still be alive" Said Jotaro on the day of his death

[@Eastwoodhood]

OOF 100

[@BedanRimas]

pretty sure it isn't the day of his death since when made in heaven appears it shows days passing on accelerated time

[@aldokurti3272]

​@@BedanRimasActually accurate lol

[@thunderspark1536]

@@aldokurti3272 For living things it'd be the same day, but the rest of the universe it's sped up.

[@RongDMemer]

Yup​@@thunderspark1536

[@The_Pikaboi]

"Ewww. Dad what the hell is this" "Its Jesus, have some damn respect"

[@GBlockbreaker]

Oh shit i actually have the glasses on Tiki

[@suchiuomizu]

"Its Jesus, have some damn respect" "Okay." Shoves it up her ass.

[@grissgrass2349]

Im sensing that for some reason, after holding this part, i must kill the president

[@dethaw6926]

“Jesus, have some damn respect.”

[@user-cm2ps2fk4s]

Funny Valentine: I'm the president of USA want this corpse right now!

[@DanateDMC]

The real question is where his hat ends, and where his hair start.

[@FinbyOasta]

Danat Zeppeli The real, real question is how he ages backwards.

[@haleys7230]

Finby Oasta Blame his Hamon that's so great it's stronger then Kars's Hamon, which ages him backwards instead of preserving his age, and had to be written out in order for Stands to shine

[@windhelmguard5295]

we must never know!

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

Haley S I’m guessing this is a joke

[@alexeidandrade8934]

We are getting into Simpsons territory...

[@DaekoTan]

1:36 “No! I can't run away.” The entire Joestar bloodline: “You're dead to us.”

[@tommiller4182]

:) yes

[@yakthekuza7296]

Y to shame Edit: please stop

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

@@yakthekuza7296 Y

[@igbinedion6410]

@@yakthekuza7296 Y

[@kevingoudar9376]

@@yakthekuza7296 Y

[@rammyland]

Jotaro looks so angry that he's a dad and I don't know why I find it so funny

[@SuperNeos2]

He doesn't have time for that shit 😂

[@HeIsAnAli]

@Emperor Louis The Retard Especially since he's 17. Teen pregnancy jokes aside, what would be _your_ reaction to meeting your child from the future?

[@cykablyatthemovie2424]

Ali C. I already met them. How so? I have no life and will prob never get married

[@bungleded]

Girls have cooties.

[@nininha247]

Frankie Jr he has a stand that can literally stop time yet he doesn’t spend time with his daughter. Now that’s realistic parenting.

[@nataniaw2975]

Jotaro: I had a kid?......I HaD a kid? I HAD A KID?

[@katsupo001]

Should've been a line

[@龍秋田]

due to Jotaro's character, it won't be his line if you think abou-- never mind. i just imagined him shouting at jolyne like that. lol

[@boehno1936]

"Man seems I was not gay at all then"

[@龍秋田]

nice one ^

[@nataniaw2975]

No it should have been "I HAD A KID? THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STANDU."

[@jcman-lp6lg]

"You're younger" Jotaro literally looks like he's younger in stone ocean then in Stardust Crusaders

[@10ccstudios85]

Lol very true

[@inv_hana]

Trueeee

[@OrangezLanternz]

reverse aging /j

[@geminiokra]

man ages backwards

[@TheFuryHasCome]

Jotaro: So Jolyne, why is my supposed daughter hanging around convicts? Jolyne: Because you're a shitty father. Jotaro: .....(Gimme a break. Now I have to actually raise her.)

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Jolyne: You tell me, Mr.Jailbird. Because he's in Jail at the beginning of Part 3.

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

MetroidJunkie to be fair, I don't think he'd tell her, especially since he put himself in there

[@giantjupiter]

He would just say "Yare Yare" and leave it

[@inurokuwarz]

Funnily, there is an epilouge scene in Eyes of Heaven where Jotaro brings Young Joylene to Morioh with him for the events of Part 4.

[@neoterumi4772]

@@inurokuwarz Jotaro learns from his mistakes even if he’s unaware of what that is

[@CoolRainVibes]

Ironically, 2011 Jotaro looks no different from 1988 Jotaro.

[@kingkay14]

Big Slammo that's scarcely true though

[@HyakuJuu01300]

False, 1988 Jotaro looks 50 years older.

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Jotaro ages in reverse, courtesy of his unconscious Hamon and Joestar Sex Drive

[@neilcalvin9933]

Jotaro is edgy Araki

[@kats-haven7879]

+Communism With Giggles lol

[@hcnye]

Jojo characters must notice how dramatic each other look and think "oh yeah that's definitely a stand user. Those poses don't lie."

[@stevensilver3093]

Hilariously, no 😂

[@phoenixair11]

It's more their outfits than anything

[@animenii]

Jolyne: "casually puts an arm in her back pocket"

[@Samm815]

ZeroxNinja "Casually puts Jesus's left arm in back pocket"

[@LuckiSir]

ZeroxNinja "Casually puts left arm up her.."

[@qqqhv8777]

...up her pocket"

[@jalter1361]

ZeroxNinja that Jesus bless jolyne

[@KiwiHavok777]

Such space

[@candycane1744]

Jolyne: *gets report card* Jolyne: Oh no how will I show these to dad...I KNOW!! Jolyne: *meets 1988 Jotaro* Joylne: Jojo will you please sign this?

[@Samm815]

Candy Cane GENIUS!

[@candycane1744]

Thanks ^^ I didn't expect this many people to like this doe QQ

[@sterlingmuse5808]

Pingasbender His name is Kujo Jotaro. Thus, Jotaro. Every Jojo main character is a Jojo, even Higashikata Josuke, because Higashikata can also be read as Jo or something like that.

[@stargazersdance]

She inherited Joseph's OH NO

[@andytran-vu2483]

The teacher might get a little confused as to why the signature says Qtaro.

[@quadchairman4895]

I love how Anasui declares his love for Jolyne to her father and spills his heart out and Jotaro is just kinda like “Dude who are you, what are you talking about? Any way, Pucci headed that way “.

[@ashimochi]

There's also this interaction of Anasui and P4 Jotaro where Anasui asks to marry Jolyne and Jotaro is like "you are a sick fuck she is like 7"

[@Flamme-Sanabi]

@@ashimochi lmao

[@bokchoigemeing9604]

@@ashimochi where lmao

[@Fitzy_Fitz]

"hey jolyne did I ever tell you about the time I threw a dog at a blind man in the middle if nowhere"

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

'At which point he killed himself with a water bottle.'

[@firepuppies4086]

"How are you not in jail?..." "Oh I tried, cops were scared shitless though"

[@kawwaiicat7032]

"What about the guy I made mentally insane with a game of poker? Or maybe the time I killed an old man on a plane?"

[@cliftonl.2353]

Josuke: "have I ever told you about the time I turned a guy into a book by punching him?" Jolyne: "Don't you heal people!?"

[@noahwilson3809]

Gio Brando Jostar: I'm actually the son of your Great Great Grandfather Jonathan's corpse. Jolyne: ...I'm outa here.

[@ZackTheChiller]

08:10 "get into the turtle shinj.... i mean jolyne"

[@ashtraydelicacy5773]

"Get into the turtle, Nebby!"

[@Scazoid]

Shinjolyne

[@ezkuzemoi8084]

I love how fucking blunt Jotaro is, he literally meets his future daughter and then just makes her go inside his pal's future body

[@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bv]

Blunter than a mace

[@bencatzilla]

i fucking hate this anime man its insane but it's unbeatable fr

[@elilikepizza1344]

​@@bencatzilla kinda. But it also so good

[@firepuppies4086]

"you're young" he looks older than he did when he was older

[@mrpineapple2938]

Fire puppies 😂

[@Menfhis24]

I swear Jotaro is somehow aging backwards

[@shadowofkoa]

Menfhis24 Wait a minute... does that mean Araki is Jotaro?

[@candycane1744]

He was hotter too

[@xgutamachine7901]

Don't forget he was only seventeen

[@naufalmuhammad6011]

The moment when your Uncle is Younger than you, but your daughter is older than you Jotaro "How Bizzare.."

[@hybridepsilon2099]

Naufal Fauzan (seinfeld theme starts playing in the background)

[@Neon-yj9xw]

Let's not even get into great uncle Giorno, then

[@spookhyskeleton]

Just shut up and get in the turtle.

[@riyadislam3441]

The Joestar Family Tree is weird...

[@doobiousyt]

Bobby can Relate

[@corvus4350]

Jonathan: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how I headbutted this guy who really liked to do splits, and then my adopted brother used his vampire ice powers to freeze and shatter him only for his head to continue attacking him with roses that were laced with sunlight electricity that you produce through a special breathing technique? Joseph: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how your great-grandmother got possessed by the brain of a millennia-old Aztec vampire who had the ability to make his blood hot, and then me and my friend whose main source of the attack was bubbles used sunlight magnet breathing to kill the vampire? Jotaro: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time there were two rocks? It was hilarious. Josuke: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about how one of my best friends was being controlled by a popular manga artist who was trying to steal his personal information by turning him into a book, and how he nearly made my other best friend self immolate, and then how I only beat him because I was in an unstoppable rage because he insulted my hair, and now we hang out with him all the time. Giorno: Hey Jolyne, did I ever tell you about the time I had to forcefully vomit up the eye and fingers of a person I killed because the person who later became my closest ally used his power to make zippers to put them in me, and how that same ally then started licking the sweat of my face to determine I was a liar? Jolyne: This family is so fucking weird.

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

Jolyne meets the alt universe Johnny: Hey Jolyne! I killed the president in the name of christ! Gappy: *texts 4 balls uwu*

[@llamascheese8972]

@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 (Spoilers) Johnny: Did I ever tell you the time that this girl, who was actually a guy used a can of whipped cream to impersonate the president's stand-crippled shattered wife, stole his stuff, and allowed me to beat him? Oh yeah, she also threw my friend-enemy's head at an alternate, OP, version of himself to kill him. Jolyne: And what about you? Gappy: There's not much to say. All I did was wake up, naked, in a road, and realise I was a sailor who was actually two people combined. Oh yeah, I did fight some rock-humans. Wait, what was the other thing. There was this one time, a cigarette fell onto my hand, but because of a stand, it went right through to the bone. That sucked. Jolyne: Wtf Johnny: Oh, I forgot to mention that the Golden ratio leads to semi-infinite energy, which is also a stand, and if you throw metal balls while on a horse, you can basically kill anything.

[@nett0gyu351]

lol didnt read

[@amandeepgill5206]

You could almost say it's *BIZZARE*

[@ultragamer7879]

Jolyne: Good Grief... Did I Ever Tell You Guys That I Fought A Priest That Won't Shut Up About a Guy Named "DIO" Also Taking A Baby who is Green that Had the Joestar Birth Mark And Said Priest Has Three Evolutions of Stand's That Can Take Things Using Disc's Also Can Use White Acid,Manipulating Gravity and Have a Half-Horse,Half Human Stand That Can Accelerate Time and Reset the Universe? Everyone: ... Jodio: For Fucks Sakes This is what I'm walking into..? Jonathan: Oh You Must be the New JoJo Nice to Meet you I'm Jonathan Joestar! What's You're Name? Jodio: Sup I'm Jodio Joestar Jonathan: Nice to Meet you Jodio! Can you tell us About Yourself? Jodio: Well There Was these Two Policemen Putting There hands on my Bro So I've Beaten The Shit out of Them With My Stand November Rain And Then There is this Thing Of the Ecosystem I just Call it a Mechanism But I Believe it will take form and I am Getting my Hands on it also I Sell Drugs Everyone But Giorno: ... [Suddenly A Piano Can Be Heard] [As Everyone Looked at Giorno] Giorno: YOU SELL WHAT?? Jonathan: S-Son Calm Down! [To be Continued]

[@na-Baron]

It's funny how Jotaro says he will "save his surprises for later". And then he instantly pulls out a turtle from his jacket.

[@ratstapler8501]

GET IN THE DAMN TURTLE JOLYNE

[@alanbareiro6806]

And then he tells her that she will understand everything once her great-grandfather (who mind you, HE'S STILL ALIVE YET as of the actual Joseph in the normal timeline) explains everything to her.

[@magicUFO]

...later: *pulls out dolphin* *

[@discretesniper5264]

I thought he meant something else if u know what I meen

[@paperluigi6132]

One thousandth like

[@dizzyhungry]

Jotaro: (I don't know how many years in the future this is, but I must still be alive...) Oh boy

[@alephnull423]

Ikr

[@zlaolo]

Master detective

[@kiryokazooma]

FUCK PUCCI

[@ArnulfoSalgado]

To be fair, Pucci hasn't killed him yet by this point that he entered the story lol

[@isuruFO]

Collins Ongaya joseph is our lord

[@claybomber]

Jolyne: This IS my father you guys! Jotaro: *Spits water*

[@MikuFutaba]

Remembering Stone Ocean Jotaro makes me think "I'm not like most teenagers, I'm 52"

[@elmendelasarten8365]

41*

[@humblebountygaming3098]

26*

[@mangopipino]

17*

[@freakysigmarizzler]

9*

[@jenextra]

6*

[@testsubject747]

"I can't run away" She just abandoned the Joestar Family Secret Technique right there

[@windhelmguard5295]

and it was this moment where jonathan finally got to feel pride in his descendants.

[@leviewings4689]

This is why Jolene is the worst jojo.

[@jordanc8467]

HOW DARE SHE

[@igbinedion6410]

@@leviewings4689 but has the second best ass in the Joestar bloodline, with number one being Jonathan.

[@kaytonusualshitposting]

Shush, the reasome she didn't use the Secret family technique is because Jotaro never had time to teach her.

[@su7885]

5:37 the moment when Anasui realized he talked shit to his father-in-law

[@ManuelTFox]

If you met a younger version of your dad, would you still actively call him dad?

[@DanteEdgeworth]

Kro Dragon Probably not.

[@awertyuiop8711]

Maybe I'd just call him like their people use to. For example in, this case: Jotaro.

[@DanteEdgeworth]

Awer Tyuiop So we're all in agreement that Jolyne's mom is a dolphin right?

[@CyanWyrmie]

of course

[@firepuppies4086]

depends on how exactly this came aboyt

[@LuckiSir]

Anasui: who are you? Why are you standing so close to Jolyne? Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you re- Jolyne: this is my father! Jotaro & Anasui: ...what?

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

Just for the curious dudes here Jotaro: What? Afraid I'll take her away from you? Cause if you really think I actually control things like that you better yare yare your last daze

[@user-pf3zb7lv9b]

Jolyne: I have alot of questions to ask you later 8:39 *S T U F S C O R P S E I N A S S* jotaro: (i think i have more questions than you)

[@TheEndangeredBertVert]

I'm on the verge of crying because of *S T U F S C O R P S E I N A S S* Absolutely magnificent

[@dwvcollection]

just imagine being a teenager and suddenly a girl older than you calls you dad

[@mgrm77]

Deer War Veteran FEELS BAD MAN

[@jalter1361]

2 yearsto be certain

[@dwvcollection]

hey at least it's not daddy

[@physics-guy3164]

Nothing unusual these days

[@veronicasarinana7728]

Happens in a brothel

[@generico366]

I like how Jotaro just asumes Jolyne has a stand.

[@calamitydoggo6973]

Bas van de Kleut everyone wearing a costume has a stand

[@cingkrimson_requiem]

Speedwagon tho

[@josephgarfield3363]

TRIGGERED [OVER HEAVEN] Speedwagon's stand is the Speedwagon Foundation.

[@PriffyViole]

Jotaro immediately overheard her say that Pucchi had a new stand. I think it was safe for him to assume that she had one if she knew that.

[@mgrm77]

Joe1up wrong ...in the game is gucchi gang

[@Flash_the_Scout]

"Gramps will explain more once you're in the turtle" That was probably a brand new sentence

[@Shadycicada]

"Pull out your stand out". I love it

[@مدمرةالمهبل]

Shady Cicada is that the boi?

[@yourfathersfather8751]

Where are the JoJo references on your channel

[@EpilepticZebra49]

DUWANG

[@autisticpenguin658]

Shady Cicada ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nilfheim4242]

Im the only one who is fucking consfused? Jotaro's kids WTFF??

[@juliootero1510]

Jotaro: So you are telling me I didn't die a virgin?

[@sailoregg_11d14]

XD

[@furioushugger4887]

Yare yare daze

[@GoldnCant]

"You're young" jolyne said to his father that ages in reverse.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Jotaro realizes that all those years at yelling at women didn't mean shit because he eventually got one pregnant.

[@asdbuddy4848]

Jotaro realised that some woman actually liked that.

[@eesakhan7837]

No he didn’t, he obviously got a dolphin pregnant

[@EntropicMalevolence]

smh my head these fools don't know the true JoJo lore behind Jotaro x Dolphin

[@akioreos]

No idiots, K A K Y O I N L A Y E D A N E G G

[@ariesatrioramadhandimitrib4830]

Hol'up

[@matess3655]

Jolyne: This is my father! Jotaro: Jotaro: Jotaro: what

[@FrozenSolid90]

I like that delayed reaction from Jotaro after Jolyne mentions that he's her father...

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Jotaro: ...... Jotaro: ......wait, what-

[@AirOfSpace]

I love how Jotaro reacts to being told he's a dad Jolyne: This is my father!! Jotaro: Jotaro: wait what

[@I_am_always_correct]

How else would he react?

[@AirOfSpace]

it's the pause that makes me laugh so hard. Like he has to let his gears turn for a minute, draw charts, and THEN he's like "oh. shit"

[@recurseofficial7261]

I pictured that gif of Zach Galifinakis with the math equations floating around his head.

[@ignisvis8867]

I must use the last strategy my anchestor left me.. MIGERU DAZOOOOO!!

[@kats-haven7879]

lol

[@lauravturner]

I need a cannon jojo time travel story. This is hilarious but damn do I need more. I want to know who would be surprised Jotaro had a kid considering how much he doesn't care for dating as a teen, and who is not at all surprised Jolyne is his just from looking at her.

[@elmendelasarten8365]

well, at least in the part of a canon time travel, you have part 4 (Bites The Dust), and part 6 (Time Accel)

[@Champsr0ck2247]

Jolyne: I'll just call you Jojo then. Joseph: Hm? Josuke: Yo. Giorno: Sup Jotaro: Ok nevermind

[@mgrm77]

Champsr0ck2247 u forgot jonathan

[@scotcheggable]

XanX_ 10 everyone always does

[@duongphuocdat6840]

Jonathan : why everybody have same name like me

[@jalter1361]

Speedwagon:cause they are your descendants

[@florin1796]

Giorno = GioGio

[@DragonEXecuTionER]

Jotaro: where am i? Jolyne: you're my dad. Jotaro: HOLY ACID TRIP!

[@jonathanjoestar7640]

Jotaro: Did I marry a marine mammal? Jolyne: WHAT? NO! Jotaro: *vomits* Sweet Margarette Thatcher when did I ate corn??

[@mrnaeem]

Meliodas Burford smoookeeeeh

[@acentord]

Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM - ZA WARUDO *use the Joestar's Secret technique*

[@Jaime13R]

You can tell the developers really took their time with this game. You get every kinda unique interaction from the characters.

[@jayck7686]

Excepto for poor diego

[@fourthhorsemendeath218]

"Those buildings, are they upside down? No...something's not right here" THIS IS MUST BE DA WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND-O!!!

[@patriciapage1338]

SPIDOWAGON

[@R3gular]

*ITS AN ENEMY STAND!!*

[@crystalalumina]

Well, it IS an enemy stand's work

[@sultryazian]

Technically he's right

[@unclediosbrand-new-os185]

"Gramps will explain everything when you're in the turtle" eventually,Jolyne stopped thinking

[@SteelSquare]

xD

[@LordRakzoon]

Lmao

[@jalter1361]

what is up with this kars accident?

[@quinton5540]

Now she's a true JoJo

[@RhyperiorRanger]

They don’t call it Jojo’s BIZARRE adventure for nothing

[@DawnOfNobodysEra]

The moment you realize this game is JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Endgame.

[@MBValentine]

Jolyne: This is my dad! Jotaro: Nani the fuck

[@junior214223]

Jotaro: you're not half dolphin tho...

[@lylevillanueva8624]

Still a freshman for college degree....

[@aceofspades9818]

Ohhhhhh goooood nooooooo

[@hightrogen6233]

"Eww dad what is this" shoves the whole thing in her pocket anyways

[@Montesama314]

"I don't know what to call you, so I guess I'll just call you Dad for now." "Uh, I don't think that's necessary--" "So, Daddy, who are we gonna punch next?" "Ugh. Just get in the damn turtle." "See you later, Papa!" "Gimme a damn break..."

[@ohmeohmicah]

Well I'd say the same if my daughter went on like that...

[@averytireddad]

THIS.

[@mellyfelis3968]

Get in the fucking turtle, Jolyn

[@filipbabovic8474]

"Just get in the damn turtle" Polnareff:Sorry already taken

[@Frog101_Real]

D A D D Y

[@dragon666777]

I like how they made a model for Emporio just so he could be in this one chapter, and then he vanishes from the game completely afterwards. At least he got more than FF did

[@mage8625]

Hugo Hikari what game is this

[@cocytus7394]

Mage 2902 Jojo Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of heaven

[@OneStopSlopShop]

Yeah Filthy frank really didn't get as much screen time as the ads hyped us up for

[@toasterirl2920]

how does one fight with a room

[@dragon666777]

@@toasterirl2920 he can't, just saying it's weird he disappears completely after this

[@lazylink1723]

Weird how Jotaro is supposed to be 2 years younger than Jolyne in this scene. Idk if it's their designs or personalities, but Jotaro just strikes me as always being a competent adult, rather than 17 years old.

[@The_VanDal]

*sees jolyne, a pretty nice looking girl* YES YES YES YES YES jolyne: it's my dad NO NO NO NO NO

[@notme-ji5uo]

where is your pfp from yo?

[@fbitm8089]

Aye, OP, the sauce for your Profile Pic?

[@ameerah-zb6ok]

@Sungindra Setiawan So dirty minded. Disgusting.

[@Kerosene.]

@@notme-ji5uo what the fuck man

[@garylin6641]

Peeking ur hot teacher taking a bath NICE!! realize she is ur mom Oh my gooood!

[@SpartanMJO12]

should have had jotaro's "HNNGH?" of confusion

[@malvononosu727]

Hierophant I see you every time

[@auniquehandle]

4:09 Yeah when your shit is not nerfed yet and you're OP as fuck then ofcourse you're going to be confident

[@eliluscesforo2120]

jolyne: this is my father Anasui: Jolyne has a father? Must be an enemy stand

[@twilight2773]

Jotaro: I have a daughter? Must be an enemy stand

[@Neogenesisdiablo]

@@twilight2773 and that's why in the reset universe Jolene and Anasui are engaged by Jotaro's blessings

[@elmendelasarten8365]

cuz she's a shonen protagonist

[@thehooded-guru]

"...But I must still be alive." Heh, not for long big boy...

[@macrussell78]

...I want to fucking die now.

[@VerdantSerpents]

*How* *to* *delete* *someone* *else's* *comment*

[@jalter1361]

are you pucci hidden in an ramdom acout if yes fuck you i glad that emporio finished you off for good

[@thehooded-guru]

Goku Ultra Instict xenoverse2 I mean... I'm black with questionable Italian blood- if that works for you.

[@jalter1361]

The Hooded-Guru ok it does

[@Perplexed0_0]

2:43 jotaro: Jesus how many parts am I in ??

[@antoinecroes8510]

this young lad right here is me dad

[@ColoqueNombreAqui]

Jotaro: "am i your father? (damn i wished to raise a child dolphin not a human being)"

[@TheCrappyZipper]

Luckily he didnt raise her

[@VoidStaresback]

@@TheCrappyZipper He was busy raising his dolphin child

[@TaKevinT]

At least he had Koichi till he died.

[@kamo7293]

5:48 jotaro must be so confused here. Like, how the hell do I have a child

[@nightm.3.r.r860]

.

[@hybridepsilon2099]

NIGHT M.3.R.R about the first example: 85% of people: the same description you just made The other 15%: NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOO

[@avarixe1932]

Honestly I'd respond like jotaro too

[@hirxken7851]

He sounds like he didn't want kids lmao

[@PeachDragon_]

Nigga i would no joke react just like jotaro... "Bitch are you drunk? This ain't adding up"

[@mjrhmekssh]

Lol who would react like your firsr example? I'd have a mental breakdown lol.

[@immoralboi3158]

2:20 Jolyne : OH GOD HE'S HOT.

[@paradawnwashere]

A JoJo Faggot is it wrong if i read this comment with squidward's voice?

[@witchflowers6942]

Jolyne with squidward's voice...

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

*+The Legend Kishibe Rohan* Would still fuck.

[@vinektobas3706]

joseph joestar curse

[@jimmyelkordy3752]

Your picture makes it better

[@kafei-creme]

4:21 Eventually, Jolyne stopped thinking.

[@mattmarino-ut4yw]

If this jotaro faced Pucci everything would be different tbh

[@adikkuchan]

5 seconds can mean a whole world of possibilities compared to a second or less

[@BakingSoda4U]

Only cause he had no daughter back then. Besides that, MiH stills wrecks his time stop.

[@zomberkay]

+Baking Soda made in heaven is combination of stands while star platinium is a one and original stand without requiem boost bullshit

[@BakingSoda4U]

渡辺•海斗 Watanabe Kaito☆ And your point is?

[@adikkuchan]

Baking Soda if up against MiH, he's fucked. But anything before that, he should be fine.

[@alba2103]

6:13 i think she meant the joestar sex drive

[@sketch-eee4165]

A210 She detected the Joestar blood in his bonér. :3

[@Reragi]

Hamon Overdrive gone sexual.

[@hybridepsilon2099]

A210 wouldn’t that count as incest?

[@simonium8123]

yes

[@hybridepsilon2099]

Iroh General but she still has his blood though

[@ancientwarrior3482]

Eyes of Heaven plot: Get in the turtle, gramps will explain everything to you. Trust me, it'll make sense.

[@hithummah]

this game is more fan-service than any DBZ or Naruto games ever waas

[@clancylol5725]

hithummah all games are fan service

[@pkfreevampirehunter]

Clancy Lol But this is MORE

[@Tom-xl2kl]

i wish there was naruto game that corssed over the parts like this...

[@HyakuJuu01300]

Hey nobody is complaining.

[@16-bitbrody82]

hithummah yup I so agree with you

[@skylenexo6541]

Jolyne: This is my father! Jotaro: ... Jotaro: I'M YOUR WHAT?! Everyone else: SHE'S JOTARO'S WHAT?!

[@atua9969]

Eyes of Heaven anime when?

[@L0CKD0WN34]

"I dont know how many years in the future this is, but it seems like im still alive." Well do we have a fucking surprise for you

[@AzureSkyCiel]

"You can't be my daughter!" "Why not?" "No way I'd let my daughter go out in public dressed like that. Get in the damn turtle and get changed!"

[@jjba_fan9733]

Yes lol

[@EvelynL.1112]

I don't think Jotaro cares about how Jolyne dresses, especially when he's a teenager.

[@hermitcard4494]

3:27 Jotaro is LITERALLY Rtarded, hes walking towards Jolyne and hasn't realized she has the Joestar birth mark on her back.

[@bluecoral2180]

"Who are you? Why are you standing so close to Jolyne?".......GG.

[@mgrm77]

"EXCUSE ME SHE IS MA FKIN CHILD WHO THE FK R U??"

[@jalter1361]

@@mgrm77 that would be jolynes mother

[@aureo0h2]

When Jotaro Said, "Pull out your stand out and get ready." Then the 2 guys were on the ground, I was like, "Dude, RIP."

[@n0tjus]

Nah, man. He said “Pull out your stand out and get ready.”

[@billyshears1891]

It just works

[@zandaroos553]

Jolyne: “The future is now old man”

[@lachry4019]

i really dig the porno music

[@jalter1361]

Funny you say that with a pic of narancia whos a men

[@WickedPhase]

lmaoo

[@Jay-yv3pu]

8:57 when they steal your corpse parts

[@qvmll3198]

ded

[@junko4166]

2:50 Yeah, you still have a couple of hours left lol

[@na-Baron]

Damn, all that time traveling made Jotaro soft. He would've knocked out Anastasia at 5:25 for speaking at him with that tone.

[@alinastanescu4430]

@Low xang yen He is the ultimate simp

[@toasterirl2920]

think of it this way: random man shows up from an actual fucking turtle then beats the shit out of you, claims that it was "Dio's Fault"

[@uberbosst]

if am in the same situation than jotaro i would be like "wat the fuck is going on oh my god" but Jotaro only says "..."

[@magdafachada6075]

On the inside, Jotaro's brain is imploding with the information and the fact that he will actually have a child.

[@theprimeblade6389]

How to tell if two jotaro’s are the same, Look at the hat

[@ayyylmao101]

Do you people just casually stare each other angrily as a default?

[@nathanbiller7662]

Now that you’ve met your daughter, you two need to have a serious talk about that outfit

[@katymbeke8400]

Typical men having a problem with womens fashion.

[@asmaaalrsheedi9905]

Jotaro: hey, women!! *few minutes later* Jotaro: daughter????!!!!!

[@Waverider-Zeta]

Jolyne: "This is my father!" Jotaro: Da fuck.

[@ryab7556]

Meme Stealer NANI?!

[@Bluejay-jg6hz]

Jolyne:umm I don't know what to call you... Jotaro:...call me....DADDY!

[@veemon9009]

NO

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

That is every level of nope right there

[@alinastanescu4430]

No No No No No No No No No No No No

[@toasterirl2920]

yo wth that anasui job

[@ranger7yago306]

*You have obtained the Nike shoes* 7:45

[@KnightofChaosDeck]

Jolyne: "Oh my god that's my dad... AND HE'S SUPER HOT!"

[@b5delossantossky85]

Jotaro: thot pls yare yare

[@windhelmguard5295]

"and now i have the mental image of him fucking my mom..."

[@toasterirl2920]

sad anasui