Cooking 2 Minute Noodles for 2 Hours

cooking instant noodles (or instant ramen) for a not so instant 2 hours.
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[@cozitatious]

"boiling divided by 60 is probably warm" the genius of this man is beyond our understanding.

[@twizzyrichh_]

This is basically 7 year old me trying to be a gormet chef

[@chloebarnsley5202]

Flashbacks to the video: School Holidays Mum Working Hungry

[@mg_mtb9709]

Yeah

[@bfc9467]

It's gormai

[@mad_0897]

@@bfc9467 gourmet.

[@twizzyrichh_]

@@mad_0897 yeah I’m dumb I was really confused y it was saying it was spelt incorrect 😂

[@laeyya]

i was gonna -1 for the lack of fan but it somehow made a guest appearance so once again a 10/10 video

[@isabellaheyes2401]

?

[@doug-core8850]

The cameo was fantastic

[@ChefJeff94]

@@isabellaheyes2401 the spinning fan he uses

[@notaplic8158]

@@ChefJeff94 😏

[@zoep08]

i must say the box cutter made up for the lack of fan

[@jarredophorst9088]

This man continues to push the boundaries. It’s dangerous to play God, but this man laughs in the face of danger.

[@R3BBiT]

Beautifully written, Jarred.

[@zomaariemand1577]

Gonna copy that in my essay

[@memeeater420]

Well that explains why Darcy's channel name used to be "Dangerous Darcy". Yes I was subscribed to him since he had only 20k subs.

[@X_scarlet_x1]

This deserves more likes

[@nextlaunch1]

@@memeeater420 ‘only’ 20k

[@Badja]

Me, at the reveal of the slow cooker: man I sure hope Darcy cleans it first. 2 minutes later.....

[@DarcyAhrns]

shieeet… the slow cooker (CLEAN) shal make a return!

[@dewzy]

sheeeeeeesh

[@slazy824]

Some people can cook noodles on 1 minute but only Darcy can cook them in 2hrs

[@vicsarnaudov3486]

Fairbrain films be like

[@slazy824]

@@vicsarnaudov3486 ha yes

[@dcclown2y619]

@@slazy824 I can cook them in 2 weeks

[@dcclown2y619]

Nice 45 👍

[@ErenYeager-wx1ir]

I can cook them in 100 day

[@tingo2123]

Wow, lachlan’s acting as the noodles is impeccable. Also cant forget jackson’s superb acting as the water either

[@blazenhot1]

Very funny😑😑😑😑

[@mmater]

Isnt it Jaxon

[@Pigeon-du4cw]

Yea it is jaxon

[@gwongton8212]

Darcy: 'We're gonna proceed with a bit more caution.' Also Darcy: proceeds to stab stuff, throw stuff, and hit stuff.

[@lincolnallen1640]

What do you mean that’s the best way to do it

[@user-lt9oc8vf9y]

Hey Darcy, i recently found your channel when I was searching for different types of air (i have weak immune system and can hardly go outside). It wasn't too helpful but it made me laugh. So thanks for that

[@luciussatchell9709]

What

[@blueseadye]

" there's smoke coming off of this thing" maybe because you're literally bending the rules of the spacetime continuum ?!

[@DarcyAhrns]

trueeee it was firing up for time travel. marty mcflurry or some shit

[@blueseadye]

@@DarcyAhrns a black hole... but it's just noodles... but dude! on an unrelated note i think the content you put out into the world is freaking epic and it's got that Darcy Ahrns charm :D Greetings from California :o

[@megantay7231]

darcy please don’t try to play god this is dangerous territory

[@MaxiFitz]

Is no one gonna talk about the image he put on his monitor like that is some real effort bravo he deserves a clap for his amazing production. 👏

[@vee_the_aussie1641]

He does it on every video. It’s legendary haha

[@georgekarl2577]

0:01 go replace Ben Simmons at the Olympics darcy

[@editalks714]

Darcy's clearly a better shooter

[@hsmtmts.edits8247]

Me: “can I get noodles Mum: “we have noodles at home” The noodles:

[@loghank5718]

haha i am the 69th like ur welcome

[@grubbybug]

Noodle-cam, my second fav cam after pan-cam.

[@DarcyAhrns]

noodle cam was well positioned

[@grubbybug]

@@DarcyAhrns ngl I was expecting charred noodles or fire… noodle cam would have caught it all so well

[@HeyItsaMeDani]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the FIRE edit for the montage bit

[@greenyelly]

I support this new healthy lifestyle orientation of this cooking show. Slow cooking the noodles to keep all the nutrients and enhance the flavor with plastic is definitely worth trying.

[@sagetherobloxian732]

Oh no Darcy, make sure Maggi’s doesn’t sue you 😮

[@thefurrycat1619]

cooking that for 2 hours was just his choice.

[@sagetherobloxian732]

@@thefurrycat1619 i know haha it was just a joke 😋

[@al007italia]

Darcy won't admit it, but he is still basically a 7 year old at heart who is now able to do the things he couldn't get away with back then.

[@martian3599]

Personally I cook my 2 minute noodles for 3 days..... but that's just me, I find that the taste really improves the longer you keep them in.

[@xxinsomnia]

Lmao at "bury them?" Yes RIP noodles, bury them.

[@darksideofdonny]

At first I’m like yoooo he’s gonna boil it for 2 hours. The slow cooker tho, great idea!!!

[@monsvague4825]

I have never seen a guy's room with such neatly and evenly put up posters on the wall.

[@martian3599]

Secretly Darcy has been going to cooking school but he doesn't want the FBI to catch him that he can actually cook (well), so he makes these videos

[@mokranehammi]

I love it when he just throws the instructions out of the slow cooker with most people they take the time to read it 😂😂

[@telekmorgan5414]

Hey Darcy you should do a chocolate bar teir list

[@commander_frog]

You though his abilities stoped at going faster, well think again

[@ErenYeager-wx1ir]

Vocal precaution on a whole nother level coming from my mind iiiiiiiiiiiiii want golden wind

[@jacobrobinson7177]

Hell yeah! Another food experiment that Darcy absolutely myth busted

[@gamermonkey2089]

It din’t take me long to remember how much of a maniac he is

[@jrowning7405]

Dont let this packet tell you what to do, it cant even talk 2 minutes *Reads the instructions*

[@rorymon1132]

The long awaited sequel to the fairbairn film "cooking 2 minute noodles in 1 minute"

[@theeggmarket3660]

“We are gonna proceed with cation” **Continues to go crazy with the damn knife**

[@benbevan3120]

Can't wait for meat pies done in two minute

[@toby2018]

Darcy watching Geowizard's straight line analysis in the background 😂

[@premalpatel8192]

Just found this gem of a channel can’t wait till he hits a mil we love ya work mate

[@alexgriffith3393]

I’m shocked that he’s only got 90k subs - high effort and quality videos - hilarious - has fairbairn films behind him

[@Its_Joseph_]

This calls for a re-do but this time thoroughly clean all parts of the slow cooker

[@fresamouse]

5:21 then 7:59 Now you can go feed a small village, Darcy!

[@Tact13]

Mate Darcy’s math skills are so good

[@lukemassa3526]

5:25, man's watching the straight line mission. He may not have great cuisine taste but he has great KZbin content taste.

[@griffknowles9323]

Vid idea: trying all the smiths chips flavors

[@CharlesFreck]

4:29 Darcy refuses to observe OH&S rules

[@monkatronk1098]

as soon as i saw the 2 year warranty i wanted him to cook them for 2 years instead

[@grimreaper1542]

I like the subtle plug for Storror

[@thebasementdweller4617]

I am waiting for the day this man reviews different bottled waters

[@dingdong6320]

"Lets plug my puppy in" sounded like a chinese joke

[@abc1DiLy]

Can’t believe you paid $24 for a slow cooker just to slow cook 2 minute noodles. Amazing dedication to your craft

[@zeeshanahmednabee3685]

2 minute noodles more like 2 hour noodles 😂

[@armaanmohammed3184]

when i saw the fan, i guessed he was going to have a blind taste test 😭😂

[@LegoMiniMovies]

5:26 is that geowizard straight line mission analysis I see?

[@cutiepiecatloveallanimals6602]

Dude I totally use the other slot to make one piece of toast, not the one piece marked slot, damn the man

[@vanceoz4080]

I'm loving the fan cameos in every video.

[@kenoathems429]

😂 you are one funny kent I swear Keep up the great content bro hahahha

[@twizzyrichh_]

Over 9000 noodles are epic

[@bentleyaw]

"Plastic taste aside"

[@m.aimanhakim1246]

darcy: we've gonna perceive with a bit more caution also darcy: cuts the box in dangerous way possible

[@humilata8477]

Well, that ended in a depressing note.

[@anzank5163]

Darcy: are you going to believe the name 2 minute noodles. Also Darcy : it’s a slow cooker it’s in the name

[@Finn_Scoot]

Love the thinking lmao

[@anonymousc1545]

Next Vid: Cooking 2 Minute Noodles in 1 Min 59 Secs

[@doug-core8850]

Speedrun

[@TheSilentStryke]

Ah the slow cooker, the second most useless kitchen appliance right behind the rice cooker

[@mlvids6517]

Oh no my house is on fire Wait I know what to do “ opens window “

[@abc1DiLy]

Might I suggest “can you slow cook Berocca”

[@spa-town1937]

“Boiling divided by sixty”

[@yovinduwalpola612]

I like how he challenges the corporation of maggi by refusing to follow the instructions of 2 minute cooking time but choose to accept the slow cooker coz it says so in the name.

[@olveramelinda]

He threw a towel over his shoulder like a Damb chef 😆

[@twizzyrichh_]

I tried 2 minute noodles with vegemite and a pinch a sugar a couple days ago......delicious

[@user-ji8fj8tz7r]

with the chicken seasoning???

[@twizzyrichh_]

@@user-ji8fj8tz7r yeah bro, btw doesn’t mean I liked it

[@frostysimo1394]

Im only 7 seconds into the video and i gave it a like, that edit with you disappearing in the background but you coming into frame in the front was pretty cool

[@congruentcrib]

Damn… nice edit in the beginning. Honestly was pretty cool

[@jacquioliver2063]

At the start he was legit just flexing his editing skills

[@erinr2440]

Darcy we're getting close to the 100k drum solo special

[@okto7265]

should’ve buried the entire slow cooker at the end of the vid

[@ti2ca2]

That intro edit was clean!

[@kyxnn161]

You absolute mad lad. Watch out for the FBI.

[@tweakintrax6097]

" It Depends How You Like Your Noodles ...... Basically " Darcy Ahrns 2021 This Pretty Much Australia's Version Of Michelin Star Quality Noodlology.

[@arjade_24]

I love these food science videos. I want to see you take on the question "does every quarter pounder actually have a quarter of a pound (550g) of beef on it?"

[@Rekabkram100]

Nope, a quarter pounder has a pre cooked patty weight of a quarter pound (~110g) but it loses about 30% of its weight while cooking. Around 80grams.

[@arjade_24]

@@Rekabkram100 isnt a pound 2.2kg?

[@arjade_24]

@@Rekabkram100 my bad. You are right.

[@bodhisativaa]

You're a bloody tripper. Love it

[@noahbootes9328]

my new favourite yotuber

[@zeboss7553]

When you look in the backround and there was a chef

[@demonbadger86]

It's the fact he cooked every packet for me.

[@musaabeldakkour5001]

Sometimes your genius generates gravity

[@oblivininja1796]

It's 2024 mate, need to do a 2 day slow cooker

[@twizzyrichh_]

I hope Darcy didn’t buy a slow cooker to cook noodles for two hours

[@DarcyAhrns]

you better believe it did… but it shal return

[@twizzyrichh_]

@@DarcyAhrns what should we name thy slow cooker

[@raysmith4997]

@@twizzyrichh_ in typical Aussie style, ‘Speedy’

[@twizzyrichh_]

@@raysmith4997 hm I like it👍

[@rizzofromIndo]

i might be a little bit OCD seeing the way you unbox the slow cooker there. LOL

[@grimreaper1542]

Maggi, "You don't own me."

[@kyle_9999]

got to love the hungry jacks cups

[@ImVerySour]

Me an intellectual: Cooks it for 2:01

[@bellaforster5049]

watching the scotland line analysis video we love to see it

[@deathbyteabag6381]

Yummy factory coating flavoured noodles.

[@underhypedandoverrated]

Classic Darcy. Killing it with the edits, endangering himself with a box cutter, and making a mess.

[@Mariam-us7fb]

The editing in the first scene is absolutely impeccable!!!

[@fruitflakz]

im surprised you didnt perish during this experiment

[@Flippo___]

I finally have an idea! Compare milkshakes from different fast food brands

[@SamBskate]

Ur watching geowizard in the background! I love it

[@matikoo1924]

Idea for next video : 2 year noodles challenge

[@brysonthegun4777]

he is the best, i dont know how he doesn’t 1 mil subs 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@benavery5161]

the fan is a true hero of the channel

[@aussiedude3121]

Next up cooking 2 minuet noddles for 2 years

[@agrikris6783]

Ayo GeoWizards straight line analysis video 🖥 👀

[@laurengillespie2397]

HAHAHAHA when he spat them out HAHAHA