The Lawyers that don't know any Laws

[@FairbairnFilms]

Melon heist is coming next week shut ya moufs

[@thatonememethatshouldbedea414]

YES MELONS

[@swishjake1228]

MeLoNs HeIsT

[@MCninja42]

Yes melons first

[@rebekahslade7039]

noice

[@rebekahslade7039]

wait... another one??? YEEEEEEE-

[@8BitShadow]

The cinematic universe is being built, now the melon heist has available lawyers to back them up.

[@HandledToaster2]

Oh my God

[@must08]

@gremlinstdm gaming ah yes, the Melon Cinematic Universe

[@bigmambaproductions]

Thats what i was thinkin

[@2whare]

Anyb0dy got the shitty comment update?

[@martk647]

Gonna be better than DC and Marvel combined.

[@colinchapin1212]

“Your honor please, it was just a little bit of murder!”

[@thesquad7979]

Sir it was only 14% murder. The rest was jaywalking

[@SeperSuzu]

"H-he wasn't even completely dead yet"

[@belled395]

"Whats a law then?" " *murder* ... is leg-illegal" *fist bumps* 🤣🤣🤣

[@nightmare5916]

Why is it that the murder rate has increased by 50%? .... Jaxon: gO oUt AnD cOmMiT mUrDeR!!

[@kccambe]

u mean randy

[@phitsf5475]

When the CFO of Bed Bath & Beyond tells you to do something, you do it.

[@maxabbott7606]

Mystic Surfer hahahaha

[@HufflepuffBaseball42313]

@@phitsf5475 I only take my orders from the CEO of Apple I may have done some things I regret...

[@adamshmadam14]

@@HufflepuffBaseball42313 yeah like buy every version of every apple product in existence 3 times

[@tommyeyers]

When Fairbairn Films actually does a film

[@gh0stlyonyoutube]

Tommy Eyers you love to see it hey

[@likeaustralia13]

Thought I was getting Punk’d

[@anhadss]

Ceo of 1.8k+ likes with 3 replies

[@cabbagemaster7196]

Yep

[@shaquilleoneal117]

Still waiting for jacksfilms

[@gabriellapointe3236]

“Who gave you the fine?” “The parking inspector” “That bastard” Lmao

[@casegroenenberg1509]

Yed

[@imbuzi6709]

"And what did you do with his body after you murdered him?"

[@4th_Disciple]

😂

[@n.straystars]

"and who gave you this parking fine?" "the parking inspector." *"the bastard."*

[@hazzerd2354]

1.5 k likes and 1 comment

[@kadei7117]

@@hazzerd2354 3

[@Kalaish_Stanley]

@@kadei7117 4

[@tobybenitez5260]

I read this comment when they said it

[@_manu_199]

@@tobybenitez5260 congratulation

[@srizzyep1616]

List of laws Johnston and Johnston probably know: - Coleslaw

[@bike_rider-k2h]

Don't drag poor Cole into this!

[@darkpyrojohn]

Coles Law Johnston

[@noidea8417]

Woolies is better m8

[@classydays43]

Supermarket Legislation for the unaware.

[@Alex-gp1fz]

Holy shit is that what it’s called in English? I’m a Dutch-Australian (speak Dutch at home), we call it koolsla, it sounds exactly the same, so I always thought people just used the Dutch word wtf

[@corazondonquixote]

"We'll get you away with murder!" "Don't encourage that" "Go ahead and commit a murder, bring it to us, test us, we'll get you away with goddamn murder!" "no!" gets me everytime

[@eugeniolejarza9702]

Still can’t believe Greg murdered the parking inspector

[@blackoutlol2857]

420th like lol

[@donkeychad7982]

@@blackoutlol2857 shut up

[@secrectpirate3096]

Ikr

[@turxe3110]

I know what a plot twist

[@GreenSummerr]

1000k like

[@lizroszel265]

i’m absolutely losing my mind right now over this video. pure chaos and terror. the duality of man. i’ve never seen an art like this before boys. you’ve enlightened me.

[@andrewnewton-ross6311]

That about sums up the experience I had watching this on acid

[@lizroszel265]

Andrew Newton - Ross bro i was high when i commented on this video i love that for us

[@andrewnewton-ross6311]

@@lizroszel265 Connected through more than time and space, We are the ghost inside the meme.

[@TofuTeo]

The duality of man indeed

[@MoveandExplore2023]

@Liz Roszel are you kidding ? It's good one but you're exaggerating it like anything..!!

[@_invincibella]

The fist bump at 5:47 "Murder is ... le-illegal"

[@StevenMan-vn3wg]

5:46 not 5:47

[@MuhammadAkmal-fb4kc]

@@StevenMan-vn3wg 5:43 not 5:46

[@donaldowensiii7478]

2:17

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

They can help you guys get off after the melon heist

[@abbylucero8214]

I want this to be a trilogy

[@Catherinzsl]

I can't wait to see them portray all the characters. Possibly even Melanie.

[@abbylucero8214]

@@Catherinzsl with Darcy playing Melony 😂

[@JEssy-oe4nv]

Bruh you here too lmao

[@Backup_Dice]

Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access your mum helps get me off

[@margemason]

"the biggest project" just means the project they had to put the most clothes on for

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

And use different names. (Remember that minecraft video with "Who are you... Lachlan, look"?)

[@animeumbreon8224]

They’re so professional that they use *Coloured paper*

[@iblivs21]

i know right, so professional 🥵

[@caleb_created]

Jaxon: “You’ve stumbled across the right 1990s television commercial” Lachlan: *uses an iPhone*

[@calinguga]

jaxon*

[@mikec4308]

galaxy*

[@JordanWeaving08]

Călin Guga he was right a capital for a name because it is a noun

[@st0pcaleb]

Jackson: wE’lL GeT yOu AwAy witH GoDaMn mUrDer!!!!! Lachlan: nOoO!!!!!!

[@antoniofleck7881]

Caleb Chong Randy and Chip

[@berniebro5162]

These men could literally say anything and I would find it hilarious solely because of their accents.

[@JonasWilms]

Just like british people

[@konomil3927]

Mhm

[@ChloAlexandra19]

Wait to Aussie accents add to comedy?? (Aussie here so I don’t hear their accent)

[@Snafsy]

@@ChloAlexandra19 for Americans they do. Things just sound strangely wittier.

[@aqua-b7r]

I’m Australian and even i find it funny

[@anonymouspanda8245]

When you and your friends find a suit and tie

[@billymitchell3569]

How does this have 492 likes and no replies

[@stang2889]

I'm a lawyer and I didn't find this funny. You guys just documented exactly what happens at my firm

[@YTho-ev1ej]

So your firm gets people in for an initial consultation and then basically says we're not sure and then continues to provide little use whilst billing time?

[@k_tara]

@@YTho-ev1ej this is a joqué

[@youtubeusernameololo]

I'm also a lawyer and I found this hilarious. Hits the hammer right on the stereotypical nail

[@jamesmurray4505]

Hahaha me too

[@drpraedo3300]

@@YTho-ev1ej I can't tell if you're being serious or not

[@WilbertJade]

"we know so many laws, probably more than the judge" DEAD

[@ellyawesome]

Looking fine in those suits gentlemen. Also one of your best yet lol

[@chiragshetty02]

Wow u have a lot of subs but no one commented or liked ur comments .thats.just sad

[@icannotthinkofaname6248]

Death Knightgin subs can’t be compared with likes, you can have a 0 subs account get 10k likes

[@valesz4140]

No presentation video is clearly the best

[@imaadabbasi7934]

@@icannotthinkofaname6248 Yeah but normally when someone has a lot of subs, a lot of people like the comment because they like the youtuber or just think it’s cool a popular youtuber watched a video they like, especially when they’re verified

[@EwxnYT]

Look at them fine suits in gentlemen

[@sambutton8494]

Jackson: Are you a lawyer?! Darcy: Are you? *Pause, Lachlan nods* Jackson: ... yEs Holy shit I spat out my water

[@calinguga]

jaxon*

[@noahfisher6076]

@@calinguga shutup

[@MegaVikingen]

@@noahfisher6076 no u

[@noahfisher6076]

@@MegaVikingen reverse card

[@dav5306]

600th like 🎉

[@sike85]

"Are you our lawyer?" "Are you?" *Lachlan nods* "Yes."

[@maybee7497]

This was the funniest part

[@dtpmakaveli5042]

Nobody: Jaxon: *Murder* !

[@ameliapc3943]

Randy

[@yourself123321]

Murrda

[@CMSY16]

* Jaxon: *Commit a Crime*

[@jmorgan87]

We have an Australian Seinfeld brewing in the mix on our hands.

[@MoneyMattFN]

not really

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

@Kaden Chim yeah i think they did

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

@Blake Kruger it dont make sense

[@sekandarissaqi5189]

Seinfeld aint even good this is good on the other hand

[@TomPlotagon]

@@sekandarissaqi5189 they’re both great

[@Classymarc]

"Are you a lawyer?" Akward pause...."Yes.." Lolled so hard

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

That's not a Lawyer, that's a yer

[@itsjustmin]

laughed i .funny

[@rebekahslade7039]

haha

[@theakyvo5180]

Laughed, I did. Funny, I found.

[@nabeelhakim4773]

This was good tbh hahahaha

[@DutchClawz]

Hahaha 10/10

[@larsiverd.seines5890]

Jaxon: Go out and commit murder! Murders:📈📈📈

[@annamfu]

STONKS

[@Victor-jh8cq]

That really makes me laugh so hard

[@Tapman99]

As a lawyer, I can tell you this is an accurate reflection of a good number of lawyers.

[@AwakenedAvocado]

There's a preconception lawyers are in a bracket of supposedly being somewhat intelligent. After seeing and experiencing half a dozen family court lawyers amd seeing how ill conceived and ineffective those ones are, I can definitively and absolutely confirm this preconception is complete bs. I then proceeded to represent myself (to their utter shock and horror) multiple times and won everything they had previously lost, so basically .. in a way I actually became a better lawyer than your average state sponsored family court lawyer ( It's not hard) except I didn't get paid for my services to myself. In fact, I fele3like I should have been paid for it. I showed up these " lawyers" if that's actually what we call them, without any formal law degree or experience. Heck thinking about it now, I definitely should have been paid for that. What a legend

[@daniellealexandra237]

They look like 1920s mobsters dressed like that not lawyers 😂

[@Lani-sc2oj]

Danielle Alexandra feel like they went more 80s

[@roddy_ricch9392]

@@Lani-sc2oj no, they Look 1920s mate

[@dailysandwich4838]

Not really

[@thegreathistoricalbum]

Their style is more late 40’s, early 50’s to be honest.

[@powerpug964]

Theyre fashion is clearly more 1860s

[@cami_is_dead2554]

i've said it before and i'll SAY IT AGAIN: never trust a man in a fedora.

[@aussiehomegrown]

Commie spys

[@christiandawson5031]

I totally disagree, no one more trustworthy

[@maybeidk3295]

Ha I ruined the perfect 400

[@vocasoti]

Unless they look like Dorian Electra

[@dntpnk]

Unless it’s Raymond Reddington

[@lifealchemy1218]

I come back and rewatch this masterpiece every few months or so. It is truly one of the greatest pieces of ...art ever conceived.

[@Arsopu]

This is word for word Australian legal aid system.

[@abnormallylargefrog565]

As well as American.

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Gold Whisperer Prospecting Very good, very good.

[@intergalacticdegengypsy6135]

Legal aid be like "yep well ur going to jail" "but it's just an unpaid parking fine" "better get ur affairs in order"

[@intergalacticdegengypsy6135]

Legal aid be like "yep well ur going to jail" "but it's just an unpaid parking fine" "better get ur affairs in order"

[@Arsopu]

Josh Gibbons so we have proof you aren't guilty but just plead guilty anyway, the judge is putting on a BBQ this Friday.

[@Julikex]

Lachlan: "Let me see what you have" Jaxon: "Murder!" Lachlan: "NO!"

[@zachclayton5738]

The "are you a lawyer?... Are you?" *Nods yes* is comic gold 😂

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Read this as it played in the video

[@andrefaiva3343]

WE ARE THE BEST LAW PEOPLE LAWERS RIGHT LAWERS “Hello do you have any LAWERS who are better then us” “ye-“ “Didn’t think so”

[@SemiGun]

Andre Faiva how can you misspell lawyers 3 times in a row?

[@adityachristopher2011]

@@SemiGun he's got talent 😂

[@mynameisadaa]

@@adityachristopher2011 don't assume their gander

[@mynameisadaa]

@@adityachristopher2011 don't assume their gander

[@mynameisadaa]

@@adityachristopher2011 like really stop assuming ganders

[@NightmareTales]

That was f'n excellent!! Great work guys. "Get out of here Greg!" I'll be using that at work... On Stephen.

[@weepyllama]

Did you ever get the chance to use it?

[@NightmareTales]

@@weepyllama I did! Steve's a bit sick of it now 😄

[@lancemeddick9886]

Omg!!! “Steve’s a bit sick of it now”!!! Lmao Classic!!! Love it 🤣😂🤣

[@eclipses1003]

@@NightmareTales you meant GREG is a bit sick of it now

[@walkerbrosfilms7077]

Lol just commenting trying to boost your channel 😂 sad

[@ninewinx6034]

The humour? Yes. The accents? Also yes. The sibling chemistry? Goddamn frosting on the cake.

[@JecIsBec]

Alternate title: When you buy a suit and then the pandemic hits.

[@penelopevee1684]

Think they should stick to the original

[@poopoofart8031]

@@penelopevee1684 it's a joke

[@3mer4ld_p1tch]

I honestly think it's best that they *don't* contribute to the "mention the Covid pandemic every chance you get" phase.

[@prunehead]

My name is Greg, and the "get out of here Greg" but is now my alarm. Wakes me up good and proper. Thanks lads.

[@RickyRegal.]

They're hands down the best Lawyers in Australia. I don't know why I'm getting a shit ton of likes on many of my comments recently, I guess alot of people are watching KZbin during quarantine.

[@walterpope2373]

As an aussie can confirm

[@rear5118]

Hands down under*

[@hxxwk]

The best lawyers in the world* sorry you made a spelling error.

[@RickyRegal.]

@@hxxwk you are so wise, true they're better then Foggy Nelson and Matt Murdock (Daredevil) you will understand this if you watched Daredevil on Netflix.

[@alaskan_adventurer6414]

Nobody else like this comment. If you know, you know

[@NghiaNguyen-hq2im]

I feel like they found the outfit and made a random skit about it

[@peterwilliams2887]

“Are you a lawyer” “.....” *nods* “YES”

[@johnny-gg5kt]

I wanted to be a lawyer but now I’m having second thoughts Edit: People want to know the reason of why I have second thoughts, it’s because Johnston and Johnston with there such knowledge of law they will take all the customers. And a bit of murder

[@p4m209]

Why? Because you won’t get any customers because Johnston and Johnston will take all the cases

[@swattoolblaastoose1761]

You’ll never match up to JandJ

[@ripem1417]

Law is very dangerous too

[@TySama0]

Murduh*

[@t.kgames5874]

Ty good one mate

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

The new Netflix adaptation for Ace Attorney looks great

[@retjcal3034]

I died when they did the “GET OUTTA HERE” bit

[@courtneyfaithmis]

It’s like they didn’t want to deal with it anymore so they just overcompensated 🤣🤣🤣

[@wdwroadie3534]

0:24 We are the best lawyers in the country We checked Hi does your Law firm have any lawyers better then us?.. *DIdn’T ThINk sO* That part killed me lol

[@revejay]

As a lawyer this is the most hilarious shit I've ever watched

[@ididntasklol]

oh, you're a lawyer? name every law.

[@revejay]

@Garrett Monson yes it is illegal to bird in the state of birds

[@revejay]

@@ididntasklol no. 1 bird law, no. 2 murder is leg- illegal, I mean illegal

[@ididntasklol]

@@revejay ....ok you're off the hook. f o r n o w . . .

[@M.A.R.S.]

Isn't it illegal for lawyers to have senses of humor?

[@chrisgates3128]

I swear I’ve never laughed as this hard ever, I lost it when he said” are u a lawyer? Are you?...........yes?” This is better than anyone else on KZbin 100%

[@emilyhouse2479]

Are you a lawyer? Jaxon looks at Lachlan for reassurance. Lachlan nods. Jaxon: *Yes.*

[@ibear2554]

Wow. WOW. wow. WOW!

[@puffnisse]

You saw the video too?

[@bhonnji]

Stop with the spoilers.

[@fenrix155]

Dr.Barrel you f*cking killed her

[@kurnaicleminlemin6999]

666th like

[@TastyChevelle]

Them constantly yelling at Darcy to get out of here was the best

[@filipzajac]

That was greg

[@SlightlyPerturbedOne]

I lost it when he said SCRAM!

That was Greg

[@ComDenox]

That was Arnold

[@picolascage905]

That was Donald

[@ajo8655]

This could almost be its own miniseries honestly, much more potential than a single skit. Fuckin dope mate.

[@cinematicshotsinfilm]

Feel bad for the man who just wanted to despute his parking fine

[@Jeagles]

“This 1990s commercial” Looks like the 60s lol

[@madisonelizabeth3813]

Muntazir Yes they did. They weren't very good, but they existed.

[@SkankHunt-rv8qo]

Uhhh hate to kill your buzz but they didnt have color tvs then untill the 1950s and those were the most expensive thing that existed for 20 years so i doubt ots a 60s commercial dont argue idc nor will i reply and no millennial boomer cards plz

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

Since the worldwide 90s happened during the 2000s in Russia, I guess the 60s should've only gotten to 'Straya during the 90s, which this 2020s short film is about. If you managed to understand what I tried to say, you deserve a prize.

[@Jeagles]

Skank Hunt42 ok... I’m not meaning to argue but I’m not quite sure what your comment meant, a complete lack of punctuation and grammar make it almost impossible to understand

[@cosmiceggs2385]

I thought they were saying that their dress was similar to the 60s.

[@reverendroar]

Should be a sequel where Darcy finds actual lawyers to sue Fairbairn lawyers for fraud and misinformation

[@sharonhollander7001]

"we don't know what we're doing" *"we know exactly what we're doing"*

[@alexandralee303]

how's your quarantine going? in three days I watched every single fairbairn films video. all 191!! so I guess quarantine really ain't all bad. love you guys!

[@92brunod]

you have issues woman! Your issue being, what are you going to watch now??

[@qwest500]

BIIIINGE WATCH

[@MexicanJohnMarston]

Y

[@artificialcolourzeee4647]

@@92brunod every single fairbairn films video again.

[@chihiro668]

"GET OUTTA HERE" "WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOIN HERE" poor man ahahahha

[@homegrowntwinkie]

"I did a murder" is the most innocent way of saying I murdered somebody

[@OdpeyDoctorKnow]

“I just had a parking fine I wanted to check out.” *_”DiD yOu Do A mUrDeR?”_*

[@mitchhills1244]

1:38 after he said “say no more” I thought he was going to say “it’s time for law” 😂

[@edan.mac1]

“The lawyers that don’t know any laws” Sounds about right

[@jakeostrander9048]

"got some law that needs doin?" - Chip Law Johnston, 2020

[@pg1019]

1990's not 2020

[@bramhenstra5448]

watching this 2 years later again and it is still a master piece

[@tommylus3672]

1:05 *our law. is your law* 2:28 *"your law is our law"

[@chaoticsilence27]

Ten bucks that these are the lawyers that we all turn to when the melon heist case is taken to court. But nice job on the video boys, captured that 90s Australian advertising perfectly. 👌🏼

[@cdwagswaggins3769]

I'm from north America basically the samenthing😂

[@toxdawn8246]

Saul Goodman has been real quiet since they've become lawyers

[@cheetachug]

After getting caught during the melon heist, they ask to call their lawyers. Coincidentally, they asked to go to the bathroom where they make their speedy change of clothes. Upon returning to the courtroom, they lawyers have arrived but the arrested men haven't. They have realized that the two most notorious melonizers have escaped

[@griefly]

Daniel Respecio GOLD

[@ibear2554]

"Melonizers" is my new favorite slur. Thank you.

[@TheThund0r]

The casual fist bump at the end 😂 That is great comedy right there Well done boys!

[@jas1up347]

im getting to learn so much about Australia from these documentaries.

[@indianheadlogan]

Americans: law Australians: lor

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Dark souls players: LORE

[@roomijsjeeee]

they really said lor whahah

[@duckmeat4674]

What, people DONT pronounce it as lore?

[@fien2706]

Finally. It's the same with british people. They say draw like drawer. Saw like sore. Nobody talked about it, i thought i was mental

[@becsios1233]

Americans say Laaaah tho which is just weird lol

[@TheKingReto]

My favourite part is when they just write "court of appeals" on a piece of paper and then that's supposed to be a joke

[@youtubeusers]

Seriously one of your best skits ... from comedic timing to script to music 👍

[@solaymrezki9946]

They Are dressed like somrone who sells cigarettes illegally in the 40's

[@donutdog5326]

To me they look like 60 year old drug dealers

[@mightypurplelicious1625]

It’s just the local druggies

[@koolfroot1833]

Congratulations lads. You’ve gone from making amazingly pointless comedy skits, too a full blown free movie on KZbin. This had so many plot twists, I couldn’t tell how this was going to end. And I was not disappointed. This is some quality content boys. Now scram Greg.

[@mrld2310]

Darcy: what’s a law Jackson: uhh, m- murd- murder? Uhh murder i- iss uhh Lachlan: illegal Jackson: illegal yeah boom *fist bump*

[@BasedNeptune]

" we have to use the law to get out of this" Starts couponing on the floor

[@gregoryhawkes1358]

As a Greg who is tall enough to hit their head on door frames, this hit different

[@chanukaabeygunasekera3101]

GET OUTTA HERE GREG

[@hunterclementine3268]

GET OUTTA HERE GREG

[@ryanxin1848]

GET OUTTA HERE GREG

[@joscram1129]

GET OUTTA HERE GREG!!! Just please take me with you😊

[@TomPlotagon]

GET OUTTA HERE GREG!

[@steampunk888]

These guys are much better than Aussie lawyers: they learned Greg’s name, didn’t spend hours of billable time arguing over the scheduling of meetings, and didn’t bill Greg immediately after kicking him out.

[@boazmckoy1060]

"Gregory?" "I haven't even told you my name"

[@S2I2]

We need Melon Heist: Full Movie

[@13-humakhurshid28]

I really love this video. Keep coming back to watch this. Okay, but there are two things which absolutely crack me up: 1) The handshake they do in the ad. 2) Darcy asked Jaxon on the phone whether or not Jaxon's a lawyer and Jaxon looked to Lachlan and Lachlan nodded. But like how does Lachlan listen to what's being said on the phone? I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂

[@S2I2]

I've never wanted to be a lawyer more than i do right now

[@spartanldss7227]

If there is anyone wondering (doubt): Jaxon's tie is from the Australia the Gift website

[@Camila-ku8rk]

Sadly this reminds me of several people i graduated with

[@lauraslyricallife]

The first time they just started yelling at "greg" to leave is where I lost it 😂

[@iparty907]

I love how we all simultaneously thought this was gonna be melon heist three.

[@jeromejoz5935]

Darcy is just the cherry on top of this amazing channel. Just found the channel a few hours ago. And I can't stop watching. Wtf why are you all so funny

[@GrumpyFinch]

"To the law room" (queue montage)

[@lucentcrownofficial]

U need to put this before any film in a movie theater this is just too perfect

[@mikelopez6928]

Because our law, is your law. Best slogan ever.

[@Critter]

Melony: you better have a good lawyer son Lachlan: *I've two*

[@Duchess_of_handalore]

“Get out of here Greg!!!” Danny Gonzales fans:

[@loagzie38]

Hahaha

[@ryutia7927]

Danny!

[@potatolad9300]

Haha

[@datass3019]

Sadness intensifies

[@BDR-yo6ss]

I’ll throw my La Cruiox can at you

[@mokhan4310]

the "law room" part was so heartwarming lol🤣got me tearing up fr

[@cosmasnyaika6573]

"Your style is being completely unqualified"- one of the best lines

[@tyson31415]

That music was so 80's I went through puberty again.

[@sonnestrandund3460]

I was even not yet concieved again!

[@Sauerbraten2013]

I just love how these Guys are just funny. Please never start doing professional Productions. This Style is so sympathetic!

[@Fawful4_bs]

Their secret has been revealed, Lachlan is left handed

[@joscram1129]

YESSSSS

[@NonisLuck]

Eeeeew