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'Safe Sleazy' is the new trend in men's fashion. Can it die already?
#mullets #fashion

[@thegoblonoid]

isn't this just the natural evolution of the 2012 hipster barista guy?

[@riogrande163]

This is a straight downgrade to be honest, at least the hipsters of yesteryear had a modicum of a chance of being clean-cut and not disheveled....

[@JesusChrist2000BC]

The 2012 hipster barista what's kind of like emo light, he had a beanie a flannel shirt, probably Vans on. Basically they all dressed up like they skate, but none of them ever did. Like some cross between a lumberjack and a skateboarder. Usually a big beard. Nowadays you don't see the beard as much at least for hipsters.

[@ayrton56612]

The video mentioned that

[@samblackstone3400]

It's a side-grade evolution, like switching to the loch-n-load instead of the default grenade launcher

[@aotctd]

@@JesusChrist2000BC yeah. that garbage mixed with our, uh, my, generation's and culture's styles. i HATED it. lol

[@Ardepark]

This video is a longwinded way of saying “This is the current hipster style.”

[@YAH2121]

The video is stretched to JUST over 10 minutes, even

[@secondBAR]

@@YAH2121 which is outdated considering you only need 8 minutes now i think

[@DarranKern]

I’d rather take the hipsters from decades past over any of these new breed

[@eesafredericks2122]

​@@DarranKernhuh

[@Matty002]

​@@eesafredericks2122i think they mean the original hipsters? cause any hipster after that were just a style of poseur, including the millenial hipsters

[@V0gg]

"good luck finding another guy like me"

[@discipleofdagon8195]

[5 minutes on hinge later]

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

​@@discipleofdagon81955 minutes? Must be a slow day.

[@Bjorn_R]

Regression to the mean doing its thing flawlessly.

[@pacipwincess]

>thing becomes popular >you guys: "im so angry, im seething wow im so angry at this thing"

[@V0gg]

@@pacipwincess u ok ghe?

[@Hazamatoxin]

The haircut of "pick me" dudes

[@entezami777]

thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue

[@louisungor3036]

I work at a club and I run into this combo and you’re right

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Kurtis Connor is the epitome of a “pick me” dude

[@jr5993]

I actually hat3 them

[@forestmanification]

Just call him gay.

[@Goofy-G]

I wanted to grow a mullet because of Solid Snake, but these goobers ruined it. Edit: lots of people have been saying to just do it. I already was, getting my mullet soon lads. Edit: got my mullet

[@terminator572]

You can still pull off the ponytail from Phantom Pain

[@ffffuchs]

Ten years ago hipsters ruined me growing out my facial hair, people thought im just doing it because its in, when its just what my father and grandfather did, it just fits us and its more comfortable then shaving daily. Today thse twats ruin wearing floral shirts and push craft breweries into making asinine brews.

[@Goofy-G]

@@terminator572 True, I think I'll do that. I fit Venom better anyway, I'm not a hero, and I'm a nobody.

[@Goofy-G]

@@ffffuchs It's a shame.

[@bce6936]

don't be a bitch and own the cut you choose

[@anon10077]

ah yes the "I look like trailer trash but have the same opinions as Google HR and the US State Dept"

[@Touma134]

Wanting to look like the people they absolutely despise and many of them would wish harm and ill will on.

[@AnonYmous-np6jn]

Henlo brother

[@jcmick8430]

When did mullet Bros become leftists? I thought this was a classic manly red neck style

[@trashdoge1217]

Actually they typically have the "America Bad mentality" because that plays into their Feminist persona

[@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj]

@@Touma134 "goverment bad, but socialism good so more power to goverment to deal with bad goverment" this amount of submission is suprising, weak men with weak wills is what they are. they dont even try cause life has been easy til that 1 specific moment

[@lucascoval828]

"...insincere-aloofness..." "...safe-edgy..." SPOT. ON.

[@frogglen6350]

Safe edgy shouldn't exist outside

[@lucascoval828]

@@frankejk In video.

[@jabrokneetoeknee6448]

“Sincere aloofness” Christ get a grip

[@unoriginalperson72]

​@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 yeah, get a grip on the ugly mullet and rip it off and make them grow an actual good hairstyle

[@treyjetson5320]

"Insincere-aloofness" does a great job of summing up the entire look.

[@greyEAX]

It's the time honored tradition of hipsters LARPing as people they'd never be caught dead with.

[@avengedlol6698]

It'd be funny if all homeless people looked like this and they started to interact with these fake trailer trash guys thinking they're in the same situation. I bet that most of these would head straight to the nearest barber shop after that interaction.

[@Beelzebubbles759]

Tale as old as time.

[@ShadyBooty]

💯

[@honkhonk8009]

IV SEEN HIPSTERS LARP AS SAVE EVROPE NAZIS ON INSTAGRAM. But instead of nazi's, its fucking communism. The same fucking edits, the same fucking music, the same fucking aesthetics, but "not problematic". Same shit with 40k fans getting infiltrated by redditors. Hipsters are culture vultures. They just steal a culture and corrupt/bastardize it.

[@fauberkaupfmann982]

They diguise it as "ultra ironic jokes" but i think, deep down, they are jealous of the people they copy 😢😮😂

[@TheL1034]

Whoever allowed mullets to return needs to face the International Court of Justice or a UN Tribunal for crimes against humanity.

[@demonking86420]

@@TheL1034 add cornrows to that list. Cornrows are when someone is too schizo to choose either mullet or dreadlocks, combines the styles, and gets worst of both, best of neither worlds

[@MK_ULTRA420]

The Society of Tattooed Women allowed it, good luck.

[@Weppi4]

this, so much this!

[@glorbog]

Whoever mehmehmehmeh mehmehmehmeh mehmehmehmeh

[@chesterstevens8870]

I unironically don't recognize the UN as a governing body.

[@evangel1460]

Guys like this are the definition of the "guy that girls think is hot when they are on birth control" and it's not even funny.

[@luizoli7268]

💯

[@cortisoldetox]

stolen joke alert

[@evangel1460]

@@cortisoldetox Stolen? I know I didn't invent it, it's just a good way to describe this kinda guy. Probably the best one I've heard, to be honest. Dick rider alert!

[@deadmanrang]

​@@cortisoldetoxI'm assuming we all heard it from Shoe0nHead, yeah?

[@Duranous.]

​@@deadmanrang I did actually see that video, was wondering where I remembered this joke from.

[@123612100]

I wonder if the nu metal jock bro chin hair and frosted tips look will make an ironic comeback after this look fades.

[@BOYONBEASTMODE]

that actually is starting to form again lol

[@cozyjosh2555]

I’ve been waiting on that frrrr

[@lukeparraguitarstuff9698]

For some it has

[@BobBillies]

Proto Guy Fieris

[@vampmode9132]

The parachute pants / tap out/ monster shirts are already back. I can't wait for emo to come back

[@soffren]

Hoe Math said it best: "I already know what this guys opinion on everything is and it's: whatever (he) think women want to hear"

[@markedone2252]

Hoe Math had a video on these kinds of dudes?

[@sp00kyvin]

what video did he talk about them specifically?

[@mynickisnick8270]

Hoe math is the last person you should consult about literally anything, especially relationships, dude's too far gone

[@EquinoxGate]

@@mynickisnick8270 you’re right about hoemath but if you go these mustache channels, you’ll see how much engagement they get from women in the comments. It’s pick-me shit

[@EquinoxGate]

@@mynickisnick8270and girls eat it up like it isn’t just another guy mansplaining 💀

[@jonusjanussonsr.4946]

Whenever someone with the mustache, mullet, beanie hat, painted nails & round glasses begins to talk, you just know you’re about to hear one of the worst opinions you’ve ever heard in your life

[@DioTheGreatOne]

Don't forget the: - Septum ring - Bleached hair - Butterfly tattoo - Nasal voice - Either obese or malnourished.

[@ginogatash4030]

There's a bunch of looks that give that vibe, like the "brown haired nerd with long beard to hide weak chin" who can oddly be both liberal and conservative trash, the wannabe "alpha sigma grinder male", or the standard politician look, that's pretty bad too.

[@kg356]

It's funny because someone could come up with a stereotype of people you might associate with and you'd probably think it's unfair and unrealistic.

[@FinnJain]

@@kg356 Was just about to comment this hahaha

[@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்]

@@kg356 Found the guy with the painted nails.

[@BrokenStylo]

R.I.P. Norm MacDonald.

[@MONEYPYROgaming]

I didnt even know he was sick

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@MONEYPYROgaming He was a funny bastard to the very end. It was cancer and he knew he wouldn't live so he just did his best until he couldn't.... Legend.

[@KeirnothVT]

@@discipleofdagon8195 And at the end, it was a tie.

[@iggykad]

@@KeirnothVT reminds me of that tragedy

[@BrokenStylo]

@@iggykad 9/11 was a national tragedy

[@salsamancer]

The mullet spent the 90s and 2000s in exile living in trailer parks on cheap booze and stale cigarettes

[@mrscruffles801]

Those people actually lived that life.

[@uhtred7860]

The mullet has been alive and well in Germany for decades, its their national haircut.😆

[@aotctd]

80s

[@aotctd]

@@uhtred7860 No one, except the dumb ' hipsters ', now have it in Germany

[@roxyamused]

Nah, it came back pretty hard in the early thru late 2000's. Some of my friends looked like this in 2005 when we were in our early 20's. There were times I made fun of the "fashion mullet" which was popular among urban gen x hipster chicks around then as well.

[@EyePatchGuy88]

There is a lab that's making these creatures.

[@gargoylelamp39]

Me basement give me 3$ i stop

[@Aeoniik]

There’s a jab that’s buffing them too

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

They’re making them for a clone army

[@nobodyinparticular32]

Otherwise known as Portland

[@Duranous.]

90% of youtubers who move to Cali end up looking like iDubbbz

[@CoalsonGemson]

my soap's smell? whiskey my coffee? black rifle my gun control? sensible my human being? decent my bull? in the bedroom

[@bukejakely154]

what do u mean

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

My wipes? DudeWipes.

[@Miniman15]

Woah woah can we hold off on black rifle? It's not bad coffee come onnnn

[@chainsawplayin]

​@@Miniman15 CONSOOOOOOM

[@gtmaniacmda]

my girl's OF? in the description

[@ghiblicat]

geniunely i just think "loser who smokes too much weed, got their personality from the internet, and has zero ambition"

[@OwentheKingofDudes]

I can't articulate why, but Noah Samsen's face & demeanor really bother me.

[@TacticalSnapBack]

It's probably his smug unwarranted sense of superiority. When in reality he is just a reddit born politics zombie.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

For me its because he is a manipulative liar who indoctrinates zoomers into his self destructive ideology, teaching them to being mindless algorithm monkeys for his poorly researched slop. He does this by using sleezy argumentation in his videos. he outright lies alot of the time and the only reason people like him got away with it for so long is because the people they made videos on were censored from even defending themselves. Once they lose that they can not win on an even playing field.

[@parkv21]

Because he's chubby, arrogant, intentionally dresses badly and puts on a veneer of intelligence.

[@MiLiberator]

He managed to make the pron-stache look uncool

[@mantasr]

Because he is a communist.

[@larrywoolfolk8224]

Didnt know you could gentrify a hairstyle but damn it all makes sense now

[@FakeAndTrolled]

"So what if my wife has a boyfriend, at least I'm not INSECURE!"

[@MrCleates]

Idubbz, is that you?

[@mrscruffles801]

Man, what HAPPENED to Ian?

[@thebigpig2364]

P-wh1pped

[@gtmaniacmda]

@@mrscruffles801 He wore the sonichu medallion which spawned the demon known as Anisa. She stole his virginity then completely emasculated him, ruining his career and making him a lolcow. Tragic, really.

[@mrscruffles801]

@@gtmaniacmda He was a happier friendlier and more well-adjusted person when he was still a virgin. Sex. Not even once.

[@DjDeadpig]

Breadtube discovered this video.

[@jdools4744]

Lol send links

[@ponraul1221]

Breadlinetube

[@harutosunaa3881]

Fedtube

[@vklnew9824]

Dysgenicfreaktube

[@aanjuanil8594]

"hey lets hangout and idk maybe talk about our feelings and afterwards go for a boba?"

[@christophercampbell6884]

Harvey Weinstein had no problem doing what he did to support feminine qualities, so the fact that you believe this quote sums up a personality of reciprocal manipulation, degeneracy, and insincerity, goes to show how social bargaining (which was once a group effort made by normies to keep anybody who shoes signs of compassion out of their echo chamber of hatred) is slowly dying. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@telophasemusic]

"we can uhhhh listen to The Smiths too." Emotionally manipulative fake soft boy 101 lol

[@FullIndustry]

​@@telophasemusic male manipulator the smiths radiohead the cure alex g car seat headrest frank ocean tame impala tv girl

[@aanjuanil8594]

"I'm more of an indie guy"

[@shitmaster3001]

Fnati dsgh

[@that_odd_guy]

Looks like Noah's mouthbreathing fans found this video. Sort comments by new and you'll see enraged screeching from them.

[@DeceasedChannel-r1i]

All's good though because they're just giving him more engagement and making him money

[@ralphwiggum3463]

@@DeceasedChannel-r1i yes, by exposing a young growing channel as essentially being a little bitch who cries about feminism and that people have hairestyles? wow what a super duper unique channel, definitely going to be one of the big ones, look out everyone! guy who cant grow a mustache and whos girlfriend obviously cheated on him with a dude who had a mullet has something to say!

[@DeceasedChannel-r1i]

​@@ralphwiggum3463No I literally mean commenting keeps this video in the KZbin algorithm, thus giving it more views and giving the guy more money. The best thing you could have done was just ignore it but most of these people are too dumb to realize that

[@johnprager662]

@@ralphwiggum3463 You sound upset.

[@deathisSkele-ton]

@@ralphwiggum3463 you typed allat 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PhantomSputnik]

"dude im so laid back and chill, but dont you dare make fun of trans people!"

[@or6060]

it's a good that trends like these exist because you can immediately know that someone doesn't have a single original thought to share just at a glance, and promptly ignore them.

[@thesyclemonte6571]

I guess every cloud does have a silver lining

[@quikinn527]

And people say it's bad to make snap judgements..

[@send_a_raven]

it's like natural selection!

[@mrscruffles801]

And yet many of these "people" have millions of subs practically built into their channel for no reason at all when they're all completely interchangeable with their mustachioed peers. If you were subscribed to multiple of these heathens and one of theor channels disappeared, would you be upset or even notice that they were gone?

[@Steevalonie-zp2te]

it's still rare to dress like this in real life + it's just show the desire to not have a conformist way of life

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

"Once you notice, it's hard to unnotice." Fuck you for making me conscious of this. My life will never be the same.

[@mistaando9741]

its like youre relenting against your mind learning things and you think its like weird and random

[@sfrert2759]

@@mistaando9741😐

[@coralpilled]

many such cases

[@Mrcoconutgun]

Breadtube fans seething over a shitpost with some kernels of truth buried within. If you can't tell this is overdone for comedic effect, then idk what to tell you. Also the "made up guy" argument is quite dumb, it's a clear dismissal of human's capability for pattern recognition, and his point is illustrated throughout the video pretty well. And come on, it's objectively funny, even if you don't agree with what he said, it should still make you laugh. Also, I don't really like a creator over 4 times larger content farming someone else's video without crediting them.

[@theopenrift]

cope, i guess

[@chilichinashop]

Say this under Noah’s channel instead of cowardly hiding in the comment section you know adheres to you view

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

​@@chilichinashopthat's rich coming from a fan of Noballs Samsen, the guy who lost one debate to Vaush and decided he'd never debate ever again, pretty cowardly...

[@Mrcoconutgun]

@@chilichinashop I posted there before I posted here, cope.

[@chilichinashop]

@@Mrcoconutgun good to know you’re a loyal trooper in this Nerd’s dickriding academy! There were definitely some kernels in this video, but has less to do with a “truth” and more to do with its being shitty and corny humor 🌽

[@ChanakyanStudent7971]

Neo Pagans larping is a very accurate metaphor. I call this aestheticisim, a supertition that adopting the fashion of a archetype will give you the personality, mentality and skills of that archetype. Putting the cart before the horse.

[@orion3253]

what the fuck is personality? I've never met someone with personality.

[@Primatenate88]

This is exactly what happens when people don't learn about "individualism" in grade school: They become trend whores. Imagine a generation of adults with TikTok on their phone good GOD man.

[@G96Saber]

I think the idea is that, if you LARP for long enough, you become the thing you're LARPING; the artificial becomes natural. However, paganism (outside of Hindus sort-of) is a dead religion. The chain of Tradition has long been broken. It's not authentic.

[@DovahZeux]

@@orion3253 If you are actually being serious then I can't fear for the future enough.

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

It's signaling inflation and eventually it erodes whatever was behind the original signaling value and then something new pops up for the reasons the original one did and round and round it goes

[@pikabolt09]

god tier pattern recognition.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Bro's autastic

[@midsnacker]

Just happy to see people shitting on iDubbbz latest look.

[@MrDgf97]

"latest" more like over the last 5 years almost. he looks fucking terrible

[@swifts6879]

Hasn’t he always looked like that?

[@KiegKillsReality]

@@swifts6879Nope! He was a totally different guy back in 2016

[@swifts6879]

@@KiegKillsReality no I remember his videos at the time and he’s always looked like he lives up to the filthy redneck look.

[@mariokart8054]

@@swifts6879absolutely not, he used to rock a bald head or short unstyled hair and big glasses

[@kabbablabba4073]

the millenial's entire aesthetic can be summed up as "safe chaos". they're probably the most domesticated generation of them all, lacking the out of touch and proud aura of the boomers, and the dissident counter culture of the zoomers. to compensate for this, they created ironic dirtbag culture, a way of acting too cool for the current zeitgeist while ironically being an offshoot of the current zeitgeist. this grungy, no-fucks-given aesthetic gives off the vibe that it *should* be offensive, yet doesn't actually offend anyone. it's basically a way that someone too scared to actually go against the grain can feel like they are without actually risking social consequences.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Unfortunately I have seen a lot of former edgy zoomers also adopt something similar to this since 2018, "I've grown and matured from 2016" But really they just followed what the algorithm brainwashed them into the opposite extreme, because they lack any form of real thought. They still have the desire to be edgy and offensive. but they can only do it to "acceptable targets" as the ideology they follow makes it so they aren't allowed to make fun of alot of things so they use safe edgy as a way to cope with the desire to be offensive. Which is why you have them saying "racism jokes aren't funny" Than they make a bunch of jokes about how much they dislike the french and british. They really are algorithm monkeys and with the way things are trending this year, twitter being owned by musk was a big loss to the safe edgy people because the censorship they got protected by was removed. I am expecting them to go back to the way they acted in 2016.

[@patrickbateman312]

And you think zoomers don't act this way so? But worse? Lmao

[@FractalShoggoth]

Dude, that's not a Millennial thing. Every generation has its equivalent phase/subculture. Meanwhile, the Millennials I know deployed overseas and came back to a shit economy that they put more hours into than any prior generation on average. It'll be worse for Gen Z. The "domesticated" image you're seeing comes in the form of online talking heads, of which the Millennials are at the forefront purely by virtue of growing up alongside the technology.

[@luizoli7268]

Late zoomers are just like that, tbh. And maybe they're even worse than millennials

[@ToyotaTechnical]

It's kinda like how that one Gorillaz character has a blue Civil War kepi hat instead of a grey one. Gotta be rebellious, but not THAT rebellious.

[@reviewspiteras]

I really makes me laugh how gen-Xers, millenials and zoomer "adults" hate every generations before them for being "dishonest" or "trying to keep appereances for others" while doing exactly the same thing but I guess its just "ironic" as it makes it better.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

They love to project how much they dislike themselves onto others because they can't face the reality they are a shitty person.

[@bro4539]

All of them are right that we haven't had any kind of authenticity in our culture for a long time, but they all fall for the same trap of being "authentic" by putting on a persona that negates the persona of their predecessors

[@RAAM855]

The last two generations are carbon copies of the baby boomers and hippies, yet they fail to realize it much like how un self aware the afformentioned generation is. Or maybe they do realize it and they have so much self loathing they project it onto the generation they resemble the most.

[@NateS917]

Whyd you put adults in quotes? The oldest zoomers are nearly 30

[@slicedtopieces]

@@NateS917 28 year old children. _(screams internally)_

[@axg5929]

i'm so glad someone is pointing this out. i swear 80% of my friends have done this. shit isn't "unique" lmao

[@FunkelMcStump]

OompaVille is the only person who can pull this off

[@Tenndrago221]

Breadtube seething

[@jetabyss13]

You don a mullet because you're LARPing as an 80s stereotype. I don a mullet because I live in a small town from the Deep South and I'm a product of inbreeding and FAS. We are not the same. 💪💪💪

[@freshlymarkedmap2655]

Thank god someone made this video

[@greg6924]

Went to university with these lot of characters. Bunch of rich kids larping as outsiders (think our protagonist in Into the Wild) who claim to rebel against societal norms. Five minutes later, they are on the phone with their financial advisor to liquidate an account for quick cash.

[@honkhonk8009]

lol accurate. NPC's

[@kmajorleague]

Good book

[@CrownsforKings]

This is what i imagine anthony fantano would look like if he still had hair

[@ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv]

Yeah, he also styles himself like how we grew up A W K W A R D

[@FushiguroMegumi79]

As a woman, I steer far away from men who claim to “understand wowen”. Men who actually care for women other than from a “keeping up appearances” or an objectifying standpoint, usually don’t have to say so. Their actions are a much better indicator

[@beeyourselfuwu]

Yep. It's always the creepiest mofo's with crippling hentai addictions that say "I respect whamman, ain't I such a good guy! Now how bout a little sucky sucky because I've been such a good boy!!" 🙄

[@akiko3688]

stop yapping and make me a sandwich

[@Simte]

People in North Korea styling haircuts from the 80s and not being annoying about it.

[@molanohouse]

Have you even seen how the North Korean haircuts actually look like?

[@therealspeedwagon1451]

@@molanohousehonestly I wish everyone just adopted North Korean hairstyles

[@slavsit7600]

@@therealspeedwagon1451 how about jojo hairstyles

[@snappythesnapster1856]

​@therealspeedwagon1451 You want the entire world to consist of FIFTEEN male hairstyles? www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4418628/amp/Trim-Jong-North-Koreans-choice-15-haircuts.html

[@buzhidao5065]

I imagine being forced to choose from a set of government-mandated 80s haircuts can get somewhat annoying.

[@robertjr8474]

insecurity + the need to fit in = this

[@SpuddyWesker]

i ..... want ... to .... fit...... in

[@AnimosityIncarnate]

​@@SpuddyWesker 🥴

[@gutfrets1693]

i just think its a cool look man.. :(

[@CantTellYou]

It’s a real humdinger that Dr Disrespect ruined the insecurity mullet/stache combo meal for all these goobers 😢

[@truthbetold8233]

*this video

[@barn0wl]

I've been calling them post-hipster leftists

[@EternallyBlu]

This video made me realize that this phenomena has a black counterpart, kinda. Dreadlocks and obnoxious glasses. Maybe a nose piercing and garish tattoos. Had a friend that matched that description to a T, with all the personality quirks mentioned in the vid, just with pro-black politics.

[@contentkeeper8769]

Literacy that FDsignifier guy haha

[@contentkeeper8769]

Literacy that FDsignifier guy haha

[@contentkeeper8769]

The female version would be chicks with big roundish glasses with unnaturally curly hair. They are most likely on the fatter side

[@lotus_flower2001]

@@contentkeeper8769 short hair too:; always a curly bowl cut thats either brown or dyed an unatural colour.

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@contentkeeper8769 shiiiiit dude them girls are my weakness though 😩😩

[@patricioperez8434]

"dont judge a book by its cover" me af:

[@djmarsupiaI]

Thank you for sparing Hawaiian shirts

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

That's our thing now o/

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Wendigoon keeping them alive. He's the most normal guy you can think of. Just a married, Christian, sunday school teacher from Appalachia who has some hobbies and cool ideas and acts the way a lot of Americans in the area do.

[@redline841]

​@@discipleofdagon8195 A Christian Sunday Teacher who has a stable and loving marriage? Sounds like he is an ultracryptodespotic neofundamentalist hypernationalist with a mix paleototalitarian ideology. Clearly he should be shut down.

[@Lenn869]

@@drinkinouttacups2665 you mean \o ????

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@Lenn869 yes

[@demiurge33]

These guys ruined sleezecore. Couple years back you could find so nice shirts now these people rob the thrift stores now for anything thats remotely "vintage". And they aren't even aming to look like a cool 80s guy, just a fake homeless version of it.

[@RhoDesia-gr1wb]

You will NEVER be the smoking-at-the-gas-station-greentext-origin-guy

[@jessemcdonald7791]

@@RhoDesia-gr1wbthen why should I keep going?

[@jira6423]

Like the 80s guys wasn’t also homeless in the first place

[@Jossarianz]

It sucks bro I used to find good shit all the time. Now i have to shop at real stores and prices are INSANE.

[@ISHIDDEDANDFARDED]

@@RhoDesia-gr1wb With a car, you can go anywhere you want...

[@arsxnavlt]

Fantastic insight here. What this all boils down to is fakeness, and often we can't describe why we dislike or are resistant to certain people or trends -- but it's all on account of gut reactions and recognizing that someone is a phony

[@silverstar8868]

People tend to choose fashions based in their personal beliefs, and their looks and physical mannerisms/behaviors reflect their personality. That's why these guys look so uniform, they follow similar beliefs, they follow similiar lifestyles that guides them to certain choices which ultimately make them look and act the way they do

[@mob2181]

“SOY BEARD” Lmao

[@ManleyReviews]

safe sleazy is the perfect descriptor

[@zackkorth2410]

whoa, found the best youtuber in the wild, make some videos dude!

[@colt-_-jonson1743]

And that actually makes it even more sleazy

[@aotctd]

It makes it nothing sleazy because they all look like the normies in the 80s who never had a mullet

[@aotctd]

but coke bottle glasses and pants no one wore for a decade

[@theredgoblin562]

Idubbz had a rant about shopping carts. Hes not a rebel. Hes the spineless harmless cool guy

[@jonathanrelatado5349]

What is the final solution to the mullet question?

[@BBBBBBBBb333]

TMD

[@r3dlavigne]

less microplastics, flouride, estrogen, etc in food (so there is none)

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Total Algorithm Monkey Defeat. Mock them like the soyboys got mocked. Once a style like that becomes a joke it will fall out. Nobody wants to be a joke. These people would have less power if they got mocked like they used to be.

[@kiuxex4875]

the day of the buzzer is coming

[@scumitarop6707]

A good relation with the father

[@PatrickHunter-hz2og]

"why would you try so hard to look like shit" Very good question

[@magnumdog5464]

"Is this guy bothering you, m'lady?" -- the video.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

*tips fedora*

[@darth_autismo]

*amusingly tickles neckbeard*

[@roxyamused]

lol omg so real.

[@Elite_Eric]

When you start paying attention, you'll notice many people work extremely hard to look bad.

[@x_x_6__]

When you stop paying attention to shit that annoys you, you'll notice that all this anger and contempt for other looks, other people come from within and serves nobody. Not you, not your friends, nothing that matters to you.

[@91thewatcher23]

Millennial? Millennials are like 35-40 now, this is a gen z/late millennial thing. Proper millennials had hipsters emerging from the portland grunge scene

[@roxyamused]

I am the Portland hipster that is 40. There have been hipster punk dudes that have looked like this for decades at this point. They're kinda copping that punk look, but aren't playing doom synth out of a bass cab in a basement show. Like y'all are so fucking cringe.

[@IsuiGtz]

Is this simple: we actual millennial hipsters lost a part of our souls with tumblr and we don't dare touch the monster, brain-eating tik tok. These filthy looking young people thrive on shorts and tik tok.

[@channingtaintum]

Man I’m a millennial and I’m only 31, wtf is this slander I’m not that old 😖

[@sergeantbigmac]

@@channingtaintum I just turned 30 (born in 94) and I remember in High School a teacher sadly claiming he was teaching the last of the Millennial Generation. The cut off used to be 1995 and IDK when that changed to 1999 and then 2000. But the whole point of the name and defining part is that we 'came of age during the new Millennia' and IMO I was too young and barely remember the 90s or the change to 2000 so do I even count either? That experience kindve only happened for people born in the early 80s. I feel like I was too young for any of that but I also dont identify with Gen Z...

[@LopsidedMoz]

@@sergeantbigmac Gen Z is largely defined as growing up with easy internet access, social media, smarthphones etc. People born in the 90s experienced this, but also experienced similiar things to Millenials growing up. I think the term for this in between generation is Zillenial, since it's both generations.

[@IamTony666]

It's the entire "man bun" situation but now with a mustache and a terrible mullet. It's just men trying to fit in. People who have no identity or originality. They follow trends as they come and go. Nothing wrong with that though. You can do whatever you want with your hair.

[@eggy6745]

The look really gets under my skin. It makes them look so unclean. So greasy. So unwashed. Its like they become allergic to soap from adopting this style

[@AB-sw4kb]

@@eggy6745I look like this but this is because I left the military and I'm in undergrad now and feel free to not shave and to grow my hair out again. Also I've become a devout Catholic so imitating the church fathers is an added bonus. I will look like Rasputin in a year or two. I do not care what any of the kids on campus think about my appearance.

[@Kurruchi]

Man bun thing was nothing like this, man bun was more about growing out your hair and it was one of the styles you could use without it looking too feminine. This is more just emulating a stinky aesthetic.

[@ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv]

@@Kurruchi Not stinky to people who grew up in the 80s Looks like Dorksville

[@DJ-wl5qo]

Incels don’t die, they adapt

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Incel to troon pipeline

[@frog7362]

do not confuse TRVECEL VRILLIONARES with homosexual brimstone coal male feminist leftists who piss themselves constantly

[@Carbon3979]

@@aw_shucks17 troon

[@mrscruffles801]

Virginity rocks

[@itneverbegan738]

that's funny because these are exactly the type of people that call everyone that don't agree with their views an incel. there's no such thing as leftist incels. LOL

[@jinx8624]

can't belive idubzz became one of these

[@NaderVaderYT]

polyamory was the worst thing ever made why even bother getting married or dating at that point

[@marvincool3744]

Exactly. Marriage is a commitment.

[@KarlSnarks]

@@marvincool3744 you can be a loyal friend while having other friends, so why can't you have a committed relationship and also have other partners?

[@marvincool3744]

@@KarlSnarks Because you don't swear an official oath of loyalty to friends, and sexual relationships are more complex and hence monogamy works best.

[@KarlSnarks]

@@marvincool3744 even so, loyalty does not necessitate total exclusivity, and sexual relationships are more involved in some ways, but that just means you have to communicate well and trust each other. I mean open relationships have always been fairly common in the gay community, and yet gay marriages are less likely to end in divorce.

[@punkybrewster7599]

@@KarlSnarksI genuinely hope you’re not saying that being loyal doesn’t mean you can’t fuck other people. That’s only for you and polyamorous people. Monogamous people don’t have to get involved in that and they’re perfectly fine if they don’t.

[@isaiahwalker615]

Angry Noah Samson fans incoming

[@spockmandia]

Shouldn't you be out marching with a tiki torch?

[@isaiahwalker615]

@spockmandia I'm not white. Is that a white supremacist thing that I'm supposed to know about?

[@rocketman4459]

@@spockmandiastupid restarted ye ye ass pfp

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

@@spockmandiapussy

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

The OG mullet wearer was always one crazy son of a.. Well you know lol. You basically partied all day and all night. Being sober was an existential threat to you. It was a life you couldn’t comprehend. OG Mullet wearers were a different breed. They definitely weren’t what we see today.

[@somersault8841]

This is the new soyboy of internet

[@xXx_Regulus_xXx]

IPOS's bad coiff makes him look like he has a dent in his skull

[@saulspanco854]

I don't like these people. Usually very soft guys.

[@bigol9223]

Aggressively soft. They try so hard to act chill and unbothered by anything but will be the snarkiest little anklebiters about it later on social media.

[@dd6742]

I consider myself soft :(

[@MrDgf97]

Just say you like them hard and raw

[@tanushjaison5972]

@@dd6742 dw i think he means like fake softness ya know like the comment above you says

[@Austinuztantine]

What is soft?

[@crusaderofthemoistening9096]

Ahh yes the “my wife does onlyfans, and I’m ok with her being polyamorous” look.

[@ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv]

The Cosplaying Other Generations Aesthetics

[@AA-es8vy]

I blame the Czech republic for this abomination

[@frogglen6350]

lmao

[@ChadEditorZ]

I blame Albania

[@flowerthencrranger3854]

I blame Estonia for this, just thought about them.

[@gg_gabriel_99]

I blame the Yugoslavia

[@blossomtheopossum]

I blame Finland and Estonia

[@Deegz07]

Why is safe edgy a picture of Europe without France

[@jordsterroa]

Cause france sucks

[@_ok1735]

because hating the french is ok but DON'T you dare talk shit about precious brown ppl

[@lookstothetroon]

​@@_ok1735so, the nu-french?

[@imperiumpilled30k]

The best thing that can happen to these guys is meeting a BPD harpy who absolutely ruins their lives and forces them to grow up

[@HiGlowie]

Look at Idubbz. He isn’t growing up and neither is his bpd hoar

[@Bennyboy1985]

BPD and ecstasy. Conceited, low self-esteem. A teenage dream for the kind of guy with self-loathing.

[@M2Mil7er]

BPD ruins the life of the person who has it. It's not a lifestyle choice.

[@RAAM855]

Thank you someone else said it. Im surprised the algorithm brought this up given that modern fashion trends are all algorithm driven.

[@LowTGaming]

God Bless you ShreddedNerd. you can articulate my passive thoughts into 10 min long videos

[@Helmet98769]

Gay.

[@deemcturk9317]

And they say modern men aren’t having an identity crisis

[@plaguemouse5549]

This style is definitely the evolution of the "nice guy". Before we used to see the nice guy as a nerdy loser, who was very clean and pleasant, always in the attempt of having a girl. They'd whiteknight them, listen to them, be there, and then be mad that they weren't chosen because they are the nice guy and women always go for the pricks and dirtbags. These guys are still nice guys, everything about them illustrates a man that is trying to appear extremely safe and approachable to women. They whiteknight them, they defend their feminist causes. But these guys were able to identify the nice guy trope and they saw women mocking this stereotype. Because they knew how a nice guy looked they tried to shape themselves into the opposite, to camouflage their nice guys-ness. But in the end it's still very much about women, about appeasing them and trying very hard to be liked by them. They just adapted a survival mechanism to not get rejected right away for being the nice guys that they are. But in time women will update their nice guy stereotype to be Noah Samsem look alikes and then they'll have to change again. It's like watching NatGeo.

[@zackie8172]

This is a good one

[@eesafredericks2122]

I mean the core of these are just indie alt dudes

[@K1NG-P]

Wtf are you talking about

[@plaguemouse5549]

@@K1NG-P english your second language?

[@K1NG-P]

@plaguemouse5549 no you're just so ignorant about this topic it's incredible. It's almost as if generative AI watched all the alpha male goobers on social media and shat out whatever you said above

[@willbowling3744]

This video was honestly so necessary I have been thinking this for months

[@jlawsl]

Saw the soy beard part and it brought up bad memories. I remember it being coined "lumbersexual". Plaid shirt, beard, beanie, manbun, open mouth selfie smile. Sad thing is, I still see guys with this look maybe minus the plaid overshirt. You can still get the whole deal in the USA Pacific NW, those guys are always sticking to fashion that is 10-15 years past its prime just to be "different" in order to appeal to the plethora of Seattle/Portland area women that have to be "quirky", "different from other women" and "like older fashion".

[@ktcaZ-fs-bv7gv]

Not older. Our styles never went away. Call it what it is, Culture Vulturism.

[@swiftstreak98]

The “sleazy Regular Show villain” look

[@Nimbus.]

wait people pay a lot of money to present themselves like this? what.

[@channingtaintum]

It’s the “look how unique and non-conforming I am! You’d be non-conforming too if you looked just like me!” style for urban liberal Gen Z men without a father figure.

[@m.vela71]

Perfect way to describe them

[@honkhonk8009]

They litterally gentrified trailer trash. Ts wild bruh

[@kunpunko]

“without a father figure” i know everything abt you just by you using that one sentence. absolute loser.

[@mxyopz]

@@kunpunkolmaooo and we already know what type of whatever you are

[@Chris-ki6ui]

I haven't started the video yet but the thumbnail is making fun of how people look and correlating that to being annoying. I expect this rhetorical masterpiece to be deserving of no less than a 15 minute standing ovation.

[@jimmyjimjims7483]

In the 90's we called them perverts and didn't let them near a school or public parks lol

[@iepineapple]

Putting stav up at 0:58 was diabolical

[@dtree24]

Finally someone with common fckn sense! Subscribed! 🙌

[@Jambo0014]

"Hey man like I don't care I'm chill and everyone should do whatever they want...BUT DON'T YOU DEAR BE RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC!

[@cookieface80]

That sounds pretty reasonable.

[@Jambo0014]

​@@cookieface80D:

[@kingamphibian8645]

So are you on the homophobic and racist side or..

[@ginogatash4030]

I mean, technically homophobia and racism are all about not letting certain people do what they want, so if you want everyone to be free it would also be contradictory to let bigots do as they please at the expense of others. You probably meant it to highlight how fake these kind of guys are, but you just make yourself look like you're upset that homophobia and racism aren't cool, which sounds much less agreeable.

[@animal0mother]

@ginogatash4030 You just described the thesis of Herbert Marcuse's influential essay, "Oppressive Tolerance", which is the basis for all this censorship and tacit endorsement for left-wing violence while cancelling everyone conservative for wrongthink. It's a modern inquisition. "But my heckin' feelings trump your freedoms!"

[@imarock.7662]

That "safe horni" and "safe edgy" bs is the most cringe bs ive ever seen. Thank fuck some called that bs out.

[@AxlPatrol]

I grew a mustache because my dad had a mustache and now it's my turn to be a dad.

[@mrscruffles801]

Congrats

[@mikeFolco]

People wearing mullets in the 80s were not rebels who dgaf. They were peacocks, constantly brushing their stupid pad in public.

[@aotctd]

lmao

[@maxpotiontcg]

I like to think that the mustache + mullet crew are rebelling against the beard, beanie, and flannel look.

[@JustDatBoi]

Couldn’t care less how these guys look, but their personalities are insufferable. Instead of just being honest they virtue signal for validation and attention.

[@wrapsnap3044]

So every guy with a mullet does that. that sounds pretty racist

[@thedolllovett]

Exactly , they have the most twitter takes ever and they have cookie cutter content. Rather bland and distasteful like saltines. And I like saltines.

[@thecolorsbrothers]

@@thedolllovett THIS IS SO ACCURATE LOL

[@D_402S-h2z]

​@@thedolllovettThey are also the ones running Reddit

[@thedolllovett]

@@D_402S-h2z yeah they’re the guys who leave downvotes on takes/opinions that aren’t harmful to the general society

[@ThePainkiller9995]

ah yes, the "i call myself a male feminist but I'm actually a serial rapist" look

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

So your average male feminist then.

[@josedorsaith5261]

There's a difference?

[@streptococo4735]

You basically said the same thing twice.

[@yoggothemadgod6196]

They're synonyms

[@lucascoval828]

Bloody nailed it.

[@graceafina7307]

Without fail, this guy is always a “feminist”, an atheist, and a self- proclaimed moral and intellectual giant

[@wooberdooba4019]

Favorite show is Rick and Morty

[@quit-rt4vz]

I think some of them would find that too 'right wing' ​@@wooberdooba4019

[@SinisterAnimationS]

Can you name, one person, even on youtube who’s ever proclaimed themselves as a “moral and intellectual giant???” I agree with the video, but people in the comments are so robotic in their responses, they sound like a AI generated NPC comment that’s just combining random words together with no meaning

[@crzvm1lk]

@Sinisteranimations we are key word farming to get likes

[@doorhinge2039]

And an unhealthy obsession with horses

[@fromepotter]

the classic "women can trust me" look

[@pointynoodle]

Spoiler: they really really can’t

[@planescaped]

I have no idea what about this look appears trustworthy... It has always looked like a sleazebag.

[@jessemcdonald7791]

@@planescapedbecause it’s the current “in” look. And that looks tells women, “oh this guys is current with trends, so he must also have the opinions I associate with them”. Basically, it’s like a monarch/viceroy situation. Celebrities popularize these looks, and present a forward face of “right-think” and losers emulate it for benefits

[@Tha_Pencil]

Lmao 🤣

[@etantife]

Underrated comment

[@Vmac1394]

Modern hipsters styling themselves like working class guys from 40 years ago is like a perverse joke.

[@ronfroehlich4697]

These people are definitely just newer hipsters

[@derealized797]

It's called "personality", and hipsters have never heard of it, they unironically ruin whatever they touch, failing to be unique in any way at all.

[@JaMeXDDD]

​@@derealized797 Nothing screams personality like stealing an aesthetic from the 80s and making it your entire personality

[@markedone2252]

It's insulting to us blue collar workers that they are trying to steal the look of a factory worker; because we all know that these types of dudes would never work in a factory because A) they would actually have to work and B) they would be bitching about capitalism and exploitation, blah blah blah. You get the idea.

[@Carbon3979]

​@@derealized797 I saw that some of them started using tobacco pipes and cigars and I got worried because i thought they were going to ruin it for me but that kind of trend seems to have died off and what's "in" is what the original comment said about looking like a working guy from 1980 which really is a perverse joke. I just hope some of my other niche interests stay niche and these type of people don't get their grubby little hands on it and ruin it for me.

[@Danno04_9]

A person who describes themselves as *"empathetic"* and that they are *" the good guys"* who also becomes heartless and downright malevolent when encountering someone who doesn't share their politics.

[@rhoadrunner3281]

If you have to say “I am the good guy” you are not the good guy.

[@n1ls53]

But they can't fight or do šhit to "fascists"

[@warnertesla8297]

They should be honest like me and call themselves selectively empathetic. Though the idea of selective empathy seems to confuse some people.

[@coldramentpm1013]

politics is when racism

[@respectkindness-oj6xz]

guys who do these types of videos?

[@ILOVECOMEDYHAHA]

people with mullets want to look like they’re from the 80s but really look like a cokehead who can’t clean himself

[@orion3253]

I just like MacGyver, I don't know any of these guys.

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

I don't get this over obsession of the 80s the algorithm monkeys have. Is it just an obsession to rewrite the past to fit their wants? Now everything must be a synthwave, overwatch artstyle, purple filter, unmatching color, sunset slop Its in every game, movie and show now. it looks disgusting and I would rather deal with the piss filter, at least it had soul.

[@orion3253]

@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 Nah.

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

@@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 Nostalgia always kicks in 30-40 years later. Hence why we're starting the 90s-wave trash now

[@Aeoniik]

Not really, this style today says overgroomed, trying a bit too hard, self gratified

[@reviewspiteras]

"Post ironic" humor should be called a lying cynic since they are just that, people who do things earnestly but lie about it

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Most of the "irony" they do is how they actually act but they want to mask it as being a joke to get away with being an idiot. Post ironic zoomers are the most annoying creatures on the internet right now and deserve mockery. They act so smug and morally grander than everyone. They act like they are so smart because they can use words like "unironically" "literally" any useless word filler to make their sentences appear intelligent when they follow whatever the algorithm online tells them to think based on nothing but emotion. They can't even defend their stances half the time. Most of the time they say "bro be (insert emoji here)" in response to any argument because they can't actually defend the things they stand for. They also talk in an annoying politically correct version of ebonics as well. they also have safe edgy memes. They talk about how unfunny and bad racism or sexism is. while they make memes talking about how much they dislike men and whites. Its the same with safe horny aswell. They always have to act like they are so morally better than everyone and its annoying. when they are no better than the things they criticize. Its always the same tale with these people "oh I grown and matured from 2016 and I was saved by the alt right rabbit hole" while they do the same things they used to do. just with a different ideological coat of paint, all because the algorithm changed and told them to feel that way. Thats why I call these people algorithm monkeys because they do whatever the algorithm tells them to do. What pisses me off more is that these people get all upset with gen alpha humor, I've seen them even label all gen alpha kids as "incels" For liking skibidi toilet and calling it brainrot. When the stuff they like is no different than all the dumb and annoying post ironic slop they follow. They are morally grandstanding people who project how much they dislike themselves onto other people to feel better about themselves.

[@RAAM855]

It's newspeak for the word equivocation. Since it uses the words of "ironic humor" as a misdirection or shield to soften the recipients skepticism. So that it is seen as a character trait and not a character flaw like someone who is described as a person who likes to obscure with equivocation.

[@deadage]

@@RAAM855ive seen you in some other replies to comments on this video and you are spot on man. You have a lot of good insight on this topic, why is that?

[@guywiththesly3321]

@@RAAM855 AINT READING ALLAT

[@emanuel5880]

​@@RAAM855 yeah pretty smart, too bad the absolute loser personality gives it away

[@EWhite-95]

Type of people who open a burger restaurant where fries are optional and come in a small metal bucket. Then the burger is called some shit like Piggy Smalls or the Gouda Father

[@sexatica]

And $20 for the burger that is half grease and oil

[@smallxplosion9546]

The buns and/or burger is undercooked

[@send_a_raven]

@@smallxplosion9546 and bland...so bland...and sold with a wildly expensive craft beer...

[@zackie8172]

the chairs have no support for your back too, just shitty stools

[@smallxplosion9546]

@@send_a_raven ur pfp reminds me of soothouse :(

[@Sam-lf3hn]

I dont understand why people work so hard to look like a bum.

[@geniuskhan2520]

Because they think people who look normal and respectable are evil

[@EPWillard]

it's a west coast thing. it comes broadly from silicon valley and from seattle. it's hard to explain but it's essentially the idea that you are a new man of sorts and you don't need to dress up like the suits who stick to their old ways etc etc. this is slightly hyperbolic but i'm trying to describe the essence of a thing which is hard without making generalizations. this is an extreme and specific manifestation of the casual west coast aesthetic in the same way that the tech guy with jean/sweatpants and hoodie is. it's a very specific look that attempts to look like it's not attempting, but it's rooted in the same overall category. you can see this similar thing crop up in the bohemian look of the 60s and how that eventually became a trendy way of dressing as opposed to an actual grassroots thing. this is really just another cycle of modern trend-capitalism, but in this specific cultural sphere. idea within a small group -> becomes more broadly adopted -> mainstream industry notices and commodifies it -> thing loses initial meaning and slowly dies -> years later that thing is revived in zombie form targeting people who have a vague idea of the thing and it's meaning but never experienced it's original 'arc' or only the very tail end of it. in this case industry is social media in addition to the older clothing manufacturing industries and traditional methods of advertising.

[@icespeaker81]

because it makes women wet

[@codybulluss1987]

@@EPWillard Perfectly said.

[@DigitalApex]

Definitely a western liberal thing. These people talk about hating the rich, but they have mcmansions and free rides through college. Looking unkempt is just a facade to fit in amongst multiple groups.

[@oogabooga620]

"If you don't give a shit you wear clean clothes that fit," Michael from GTA.

[@chestermops3732]

damn its true actually. Someone who dosen't actually care would just wear simple clothes instead of trying to achive some sort of aesthetic

[@unclejonzie4366]

The fact that Trevor the proto hipster can get the greasy mullet and creeper mustache makes this quote even more poignant.

[@ExpertContrarian]

That sounds like caring

[@wtgkanp2431]

​@@ExpertContrarianwhen most people say that they don't care, they mean they don't care what others think. And if you don't care what you look like, you should at least care about how you feel. Wearing disgusting, loose clothes feels like garbage.

[@redlight3932]

​@@chestermops3732 conformity is it's own performance