DARK HUMOR: A Husband has to Shoot his Wife 😬

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Mike and Joelle

Mike and Joelle

22 күн бұрын

Funny Dark Humor Joke that’s punchline is pretty shocking and hard to pick. This definitely got a good reaction out of Joelle.
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Mike and Joelle
#joke #funnyjokes #couplecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #blindreaction

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@sadarshahid6844
@sadarshahid6844 20 күн бұрын
Last man got an opportunity he don't want to miss it at any cost 😂
@Vtarngpb
@Vtarngpb 19 күн бұрын
Dark 😝💀
@terence7025
@terence7025 16 күн бұрын
Was cheaper than a divorce.
@EmsThaBreaks441
@EmsThaBreaks441 21 күн бұрын
Gotta be a marine. Adapt and overcome.
@sachmo0196
@sachmo0196 20 күн бұрын
No, just the giving sociopath. Green River. Sorry.
@MichaelPiz
@MichaelPiz 20 күн бұрын
"Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it." - Josef Stalin
@Hellfire4WD
@Hellfire4WD 19 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure that lunatic psychopath had nothing to do with sense of humor.
@otpyrcralphpierre1742
@otpyrcralphpierre1742 21 күн бұрын
OMG, her reaction is Priceless!
@STEVE-tm5ei
@STEVE-tm5ei 20 күн бұрын
WHY WOULD A HUSBAND WANT TO SHOOT HIS WIFE?? OHH YEAH I FORGET HOW IGNERT OF A WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN NOW!!!
@otpyrcralphpierre1742
@otpyrcralphpierre1742 20 күн бұрын
@@STEVE-tm5ei Yeah, it's gotten so bad that people get their panties in a wad over what is Obviously HUMOR. smh
@STEVE-tm5ei
@STEVE-tm5ei 20 күн бұрын
@@otpyrcralphpierre1742 PRETTY GOOD I'M THINKING THE SAME THING
@Frankypunpun
@Frankypunpun 16 күн бұрын
She is TOO sweet for that nonsense!😂😂😂
@kentneal7788
@kentneal7788 20 күн бұрын
Good jobs are hard to find. 😂
@austinl.2703
@austinl.2703 20 күн бұрын
*FUNNIEST COMMENT !* i m o
@jaybennett7242
@jaybennett7242 14 күн бұрын
Jolle facial expression says it all 😂
@markgentry6688
@markgentry6688 21 күн бұрын
That was dedication 😂
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 20 күн бұрын
WARNING… political comment (below). AKA ‘patriotism’ MAGA-style… just following orders.
@practicalplinking6133
@practicalplinking6133 21 күн бұрын
ALWAYS check yer weapon yerself !!
@STEVE-tm5ei
@STEVE-tm5ei 20 күн бұрын
GUD THANKIN SPANKY
@STEVE-tm5ei
@STEVE-tm5ei 15 күн бұрын
@@practicalplinking6133 WHICH WEAPON???
@johnmcmullen7510
@johnmcmullen7510 20 күн бұрын
I laughed so hard at that joke 😂 sorry Joelle
@vanwrinkle-01
@vanwrinkle-01 19 күн бұрын
I'm still laughing so hard as I type this. Friggin hilarious. LMFAO
@user-vn8vl7ty3l
@user-vn8vl7ty3l 21 күн бұрын
😂 love Joelle's expression 😂
@Mr.HiHoHa
@Mr.HiHoHa 21 күн бұрын
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your fucking obsession with the Wimbledon Championships."😅
@glennjohnso310
@glennjohnso310 21 күн бұрын
Great look on JoJos face 😱😱😱😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@gooshie3
@gooshie3 21 күн бұрын
Yep. An old Irish joke that one. Classic.
@anglewoden
@anglewoden 17 күн бұрын
There is an Irish FBI? lol
@gooshie3
@gooshie3 17 күн бұрын
@@anglewoden No, it's slightly different. Can't remember what the agency is but it's with an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman.
@ritahemmerly4224
@ritahemmerly4224 21 күн бұрын
Good God you got coffee all over me and up me nose! Gotta say I love you sense of humor!
@user-ic5bh4gp2i
@user-ic5bh4gp2i 21 күн бұрын
Good one
@Ruben-xh5vs
@Ruben-xh5vs 21 күн бұрын
That is why you practice gun safety, can get you hurt if they don't work right.😡
@STEVE-tm5ei
@STEVE-tm5ei 20 күн бұрын
HOW ELCLUCKO
@czechmate6916
@czechmate6916 21 күн бұрын
I was not expecting this 😂🤣
@TareekaBabooga
@TareekaBabooga 20 күн бұрын
Wow. That was funny. Her reaction was epic, the transition from listening to realization was great.
@kentneal7788
@kentneal7788 20 күн бұрын
Good jobs are hard to find😂
@anthonycaruso8014
@anthonycaruso8014 20 күн бұрын
Poor JoJo from that look and response you know she just pictured her self in that situation! Don’t worry JoJo you’re to good a woman to have that happen to you 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
@robbieoneil5945
@robbieoneil5945 20 күн бұрын
I bet that everybody in Australia that heard that one would've laughed their heads off, including Me, that type of joke really suits the good old Aussie sense of humour. 🇭🇲👌🤭😄😆😊😁😅😂🤣😭👍🇦🇺
@Mattnoble80
@Mattnoble80 20 күн бұрын
The face of shock, I had the same one
@BA-gn3qb
@BA-gn3qb 20 күн бұрын
Alec Baldwin approves this joke.
@DavidW73
@DavidW73 20 күн бұрын
@BA-gn3qb Underrated comment.
@DavidW73
@DavidW73 20 күн бұрын
Underrated comment
@Off-target-xy6bx
@Off-target-xy6bx 20 күн бұрын
🤦🏽‍♂️
@terence7025
@terence7025 16 күн бұрын
I came for one dark joke and left with a twofer.
@CraigGrant-sh3in
@CraigGrant-sh3in 15 күн бұрын
It's nice that you let Alec Baldwin live rent free in your head.
@richardyoung9024
@richardyoung9024 20 күн бұрын
OMG! That’s horrific 😂. So, why am I laughing?
@JJ-jm7ik
@JJ-jm7ik 20 күн бұрын
That's killer funny LoL big time thank you 🤣🤣🤣
@terence7025
@terence7025 16 күн бұрын
I was expecting the wife to be the one to exit and get the job.
@robertscott1599
@robertscott1599 8 күн бұрын
Love it. Best one I have heard so far.
@briangarvey6836
@briangarvey6836 21 күн бұрын
that is a real bad one
@glennjohnso310
@glennjohnso310 21 күн бұрын
In a good way!
@briangarvey6836
@briangarvey6836 21 күн бұрын
Yes in a good funny way
@andrewoakley4957
@andrewoakley4957 20 күн бұрын
A variation on kingsman I reckon. 😊
@raybertnelson1585
@raybertnelson1585 20 күн бұрын
Now that one was really hilarious
@HellsHitman
@HellsHitman 20 күн бұрын
That is the greatest ever
@johnwhitehead1305
@johnwhitehead1305 20 күн бұрын
That's the right reaction Joelle 😮
@Brett33
@Brett33 20 күн бұрын
Sounds like they found their man for the job .
@donholmes3267
@donholmes3267 20 күн бұрын
The thing I like about Joelle , she is a good actress or genially shock my Mikes jokes . Anyway you guys are fun !
@calvynvandenberg6943
@calvynvandenberg6943 20 күн бұрын
That’s funny right there!
@donjohnson3701
@donjohnson3701 20 күн бұрын
I gotta’ stop drinking coffee as I watch these!
@Iceberg1313
@Iceberg1313 19 күн бұрын
Brilliant 🤣🤣
@richardclaus4751
@richardclaus4751 20 күн бұрын
ROFL wayyyy tooo funny
@CityBoy5705
@CityBoy5705 21 күн бұрын
Howling🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chuckg2016
@chuckg2016 20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Unreal!!
@robertsloane1268
@robertsloane1268 8 күн бұрын
Oldie but goodie❤😂😂😂
@charlesebyjr2925
@charlesebyjr2925 20 күн бұрын
Now that was funny 😂
@MikeSmith-ye9ho
@MikeSmith-ye9ho 21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@buydirectusa4954
@buydirectusa4954 21 күн бұрын
So he got the job?😮
@technologicalsingularity1788
@technologicalsingularity1788 21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Good one
@salamanca1954
@salamanca1954 19 күн бұрын
I like the other version better. The third candidate is a woman. She goes in shots are fired, crashing ensues and she comes out, saying the gun had blanks and "I had to kill him with the furniture."
@expressoevangelism80
@expressoevangelism80 19 күн бұрын
A bit of a play in the situation from Kingsmen and the puppy.
@nielwilliams4687
@nielwilliams4687 21 күн бұрын
Really great joke.
@michaelwoish5962
@michaelwoish5962 20 күн бұрын
Heard that joke years ago except gender swapped. It seemed funnier that way. I also recall the third wife saying, “Sorry about the chair, but I needed a better weapon.”
@archbishopjohnjohnston1184
@archbishopjohnjohnston1184 20 күн бұрын
Dang so bad, but still good one.
@bal.beagles640
@bal.beagles640 20 күн бұрын
That's so cold
@shanebearham4646
@shanebearham4646 20 күн бұрын
Hahahahahahahah, Damn!!!!!
@brianfalls5038
@brianfalls5038 20 күн бұрын
Oh my!😂
@pamelalittlefield4608
@pamelalittlefield4608 20 күн бұрын
Lol!!
@user-xe9lf2sd8d
@user-xe9lf2sd8d 19 күн бұрын
Oh no!! 😮
@user-pd5th7jg1e
@user-pd5th7jg1e 16 күн бұрын
Didn't see that coming around the curve 👍❤️
@peterreid7771
@peterreid7771 20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻 I was waiting for the wife to come out.
@nashcobb3056
@nashcobb3056 19 күн бұрын
thank you
@Makambapretu2012
@Makambapretu2012 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@jaynewelch1472
@jaynewelch1472 20 күн бұрын
😅lol
@duaneburris7ate9
@duaneburris7ate9 20 күн бұрын
Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahHahaha.. Out loud..hahahahahahahahahahahaha...a few more hahas... You get it, fuck, I'm a stick man ain't I. o well😊
@biohazard20161
@biohazard20161 21 күн бұрын
That was messed up
@TTM1895
@TTM1895 19 күн бұрын
Good Lord that joke is old. I heard that joke in the early eighties
@PenelopePitstop069
@PenelopePitstop069 20 күн бұрын
All we have to do is look at Joelle's expression, you know it's a good one! Thanks!
@JamesChambers-xp9xb
@JamesChambers-xp9xb 21 күн бұрын
Good joke
@ashutoshnirala2565
@ashutoshnirala2565 20 күн бұрын
Well, they were not looking for that kind of man, but they got it
@victorjeffers1993
@victorjeffers1993 20 күн бұрын
That's jus pliant mean !
@borgsimpson935
@borgsimpson935 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MapleDog
@MapleDog 20 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Wrong-Way-Round
@Wrong-Way-Round 20 күн бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@arthurjplacejr3866
@arthurjplacejr3866 14 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😎
@BUKUDI
@BUKUDI 20 күн бұрын
Ahhahaha
@TheRecon1a
@TheRecon1a 15 күн бұрын
That got dark and hurry.
@nathannewman3968
@nathannewman3968 21 күн бұрын
I heard an alternate version of this joke where the third candidate was a woman and she killed her husband by beating him to death with the chair he was sitting on. Everyone I know agrees it is a more believable ending.
@KingShaf7
@KingShaf7 19 күн бұрын
Saw that one coming a mile off
@markyoung9027
@markyoung9027 21 күн бұрын
😬😲🤯
@DerekTrowbridge
@DerekTrowbridge 20 күн бұрын
Is that guess house I see via the window 😬
@98neonvegeta
@98neonvegeta 20 күн бұрын
😮
@catherinemorgan2741
@catherinemorgan2741 21 күн бұрын
OUCH OUCH lol bad bad joke
@kevincampbell7874
@kevincampbell7874 20 күн бұрын
That was a joke that was first told on the show house MD whenever take a new oversize white guy out of his room because it’s already he died in a fire
@alexstall650
@alexstall650 21 күн бұрын
That is dark
@chrisp7652
@chrisp7652 20 күн бұрын
What’re was he during my divorce?
@DavidECoy
@DavidECoy 20 күн бұрын
Wow now that’s funny.
@michaelbuehler9984
@michaelbuehler9984 21 күн бұрын
😊😁😜❤️🤗✌️👍💋
@wildbill1313
@wildbill1313 20 күн бұрын
What part of the world do they live in?
@papabear9715
@papabear9715 19 күн бұрын
Pardon my language but WTF!
@SethMichel-wd2ln
@SethMichel-wd2ln 21 күн бұрын
Honestly i didn't get it until the end.
@scottharris8308
@scottharris8308 20 күн бұрын
That's bad but funny
@bobbolieu9013
@bobbolieu9013 20 күн бұрын
Oh no! I agree with Joelle, it's horrific.
@tomthebadasscat
@tomthebadasscat 20 күн бұрын
WTF WAS THAT?
@dipeshshahus
@dipeshshahus 14 күн бұрын
HIRED.
@zakariyashakir4091
@zakariyashakir4091 20 күн бұрын
Humour not humor
@mikeandjoelle.
@mikeandjoelle. 20 күн бұрын
Most of our audience live in America 😀.
@zakariyashakir4091
@zakariyashakir4091 20 күн бұрын
@@mikeandjoelle. well they learn British 🇬🇧 spelling 😎
@user-gr2ir7pi4d
@user-gr2ir7pi4d 20 күн бұрын
That's not that funny to me.
@thebobloblawshow8832
@thebobloblawshow8832 16 күн бұрын
Why would you use that over used AI voice? It would have been better with yours. I doesn’t sound organic and losses it’s humour.
@josephgrande4956
@josephgrande4956 15 күн бұрын
Don't like the Dark Humor. It's not who you are...
@myutube8x
@myutube8x 20 күн бұрын
Not funny man!
@gunnarolin1155
@gunnarolin1155 21 күн бұрын
Black houmor
@larrymoens20
@larrymoens20 10 күн бұрын
Awful
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