Can’t help but notice Mike always tries to put a smile on your face when you’re doing all the work,humm he’s getting away with it lol.
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😉
@wildnfree1014 ай бұрын
The $80,000 mortgage on was good. lol 😃😃
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
I think I like the praying one the most. 😂
@danielbeck64094 ай бұрын
@@mikeandjoelle.
@grizzlystiks4 ай бұрын
Priceless.....LMAOROTF 🤣. Just gotta love little Johnny.
@rickyparrish83104 ай бұрын
Theses are all funny and your reactions make them even better 😮😊
@Paula-e4h4 ай бұрын
Morning guys loved the jokes ha ha ❤❤❤
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😀😀😀
@Mr.HiHoHa4 ай бұрын
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"😅😅
@MatthewRandall-ln8ut4 ай бұрын
Love Joelle’s reaction 😂.
@dean-Conjured-Vaporz4 ай бұрын
Joelle's response at the end was priceless!
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JanetRuthCline4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤😂
@Tiger313NL4 ай бұрын
These are too funny! 🤣
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
I love putting together these compilations. I’m always cracking up as I edit.
@Tiger313NL4 ай бұрын
@@mikeandjoelle. I bet! 😁
@CaryGlasgow-zw1un4 ай бұрын
You’re killing me🤣🤣🤣. Keep it up
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
Haha awesome. Glad you enjoyed them.
@donwheeler55354 ай бұрын
I want to thank the two of you For the wonderful jokes and I must say you're a lucky man you have such a beautiful wife and she plays her part so well you're a great team I wish they would show more of you two guys together and more jokes
@VINOMASTER4 ай бұрын
Classic Johnny Jokes from a Classy Couple! 👍😃
@csjrogerson23774 ай бұрын
"Luckily Dad was pinning her down or we would have lost her", had me crying buckets. Even my wife laughed. Fuck that was funny.
@truman4her4 ай бұрын
I'm weak!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@debbralehrman59574 ай бұрын
I enjoy these 😂😂😂👍🏼
@PenelopePitstop0694 ай бұрын
Oh no, do I dare? Lol, continued...I liked the counting on his fingers "11". They are all funny!
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂💯
@eliasstoukis54124 ай бұрын
GOT EVERYTHING I ORDERED. THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE JOKES YOU ARE SENDING TO ALL OF US AND THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SELLING. 😉😚🤗🤗🤗 YOU R THE BEST.
@markgentry6688Ай бұрын
Loved the last one😂❤
@edsteward77174 ай бұрын
The feet to God has to be my fav.
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
That one is so funny
@johnkeller38784 ай бұрын
You 2 rock. Love from Texas!
@SteveKitchens-gd4yg4 ай бұрын
Y'all are great, you always make me laugh.Little Johnny is going down the hall. Sees dad with mom bent over the bed. Dad smiles and gives little Johnny a thumbs up. Next day dad is going down hall and sees little Johnny with grandma bent over bed. Dad yells hey and little Johnny says not so funny when it's your mom is it?
@stevetobias48902 ай бұрын
You guys are bloody awesome love your channel 😅
@MarcusMorris-q6r4 ай бұрын
Super funny, as always! ( I'll do a deal with you.... you keep cheering everyone up, and we'll keep letting you win the rugby! 🏴👍)
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
Letting? 😂😂😂😂. Beauden Barrett is the new king of NZ (again).
@tracyowen11123 күн бұрын
Sir thank you very much for sharing your wife's Beauty with us she's a knockout
@otpyrcralphpierre1742Ай бұрын
Joelle, you are the Barefoot Princess!
@theodoreharris9934 ай бұрын
GOOD JOKES MIKE & JOLLIE IS STILL FINEEEEEEEEEEE 👌
@denisclay15364 ай бұрын
I couldn't help but notice that Joelle was out getting firewood, and Mike was filming her as she listened to the joke. 😮
@Rob076014 ай бұрын
Apologies if I don't get this quite right, but I haven't heard it since the 1970's. The teacher tells the class she's going to have them taste something and everybody that gets it right won't have homework. Linda closes her eyes and the teacher puts a piece of apple in her mouth, Linda says "That's apple, I love apples". "Very good Linda, no homework tonight". Then Suzy closes her eyes and the teacher put a spoonful of honey in her mouth. Suzy says "I know what this is, but I can't think of the name! The teacher says "I'll give you a clue, it's something your mommy calls your daddy". Suddenly Johhny yells SPIT IT OUT! IT'S ASSHOLE!"
@John-w4w4r4 ай бұрын
The feet to god and when hks dad kicked the cat 😮❤❤😊
@norm57854 ай бұрын
Very good topics. Thank you for sharing
@mikeostrander26274 ай бұрын
Love the last one
@Kjellmclean4 ай бұрын
ELEVEN!! 🤣
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelenglund4 ай бұрын
When editing like that you wonder if she got the 11 joke 😂
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
When we filmed that particular joke my finger slid off the record button and I missed it! So gutted. She did get it (after a few seconds contemplation) 😂
@madinahpaak14 ай бұрын
Joelle is teacher 😂
@thomasmcfarlane75294 ай бұрын
It so men can have a bit of piece and quite to themselves 😂
@jeffashley55123 ай бұрын
I heard the second joke when I was a kid....I'm 56. Lol
@donjones47194 ай бұрын
Mike and Joelle have a long slow background joke going on and I've never seen anyone take the bait. Joelle is always doing housework and picking up after the kids and Mike isn't seen doing any. What kind of reaction are you looking for? :)
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂 haha yes this is a theme we do lean into and we definitely do get reactions to it in the comments of nearly every video.
@gregwatson74794 ай бұрын
Don’t matter I love the endorphins ❤
@frankacosta23933 ай бұрын
Nice ocean view 😊
@thomasmcfarlane75294 ай бұрын
Did you know that the swimming pool on the titanic is still full of water still to this day
@Halli504 ай бұрын
The second joke (God, I'm Coming!) wins, hands down - but the other jokes are close second, third etc!
@SethMichel-wd2ln4 ай бұрын
One of these days that those jokes would make you lean back on. I love Joelle's laughs because she's a crackhead.
@JamesSwayze-i3d3 ай бұрын
Your soul goes to heaven first
@arielg70003 ай бұрын
so fuuny man
@54purple4 ай бұрын
I have to tell you my favourite Little Johnny joke after that (although it may not be an original LJ): Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'. Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Our neighbour was painting her house with a very small paint brush the other day and my Dad said 'It will take the contagious'. "
@steveandjuliewebster92254 ай бұрын
I got to say you guys are funny but I also have one
@mikeschmidt51154 ай бұрын
😂
@DavidRobinson-mx6cl4 ай бұрын
😊🙏👍❤️
@terrybrodsky49482 ай бұрын
Little Johnny.always be getting into some sh*t.
@theolisaacs84434 ай бұрын
Got a gorgeous Italian Irish wife
@johnmichaelford36154 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@blackhrt622 ай бұрын
🤓👍💯❤️
@scottwozniak9627Күн бұрын
My god you are stunning ❤🎉
@practicalplinking61334 ай бұрын
u embed ad, i no watch
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
There was just one at the start wasn’t there?
@steveandjuliewebster92254 ай бұрын
A Husband and Wife went to the doctor because the husband was having issues in the bedroom so they explained what was going on the doctor said ok here is a prescription but follow the instructions. They went and got the prescription filled and the instructions said take one before you want to be intimate. The Husband took one pill and the wife got a full hour of sex. She was so happy the next day she told him to take 2 he did and she got 2 hours of sex. This went on for a few days. So he decided to take the remaining of the pills. The next day the son went to their doctor and told the doctor that his dad took all of the pills the doctor asked what happened son said we'll mom is dead my sister is pregnant my but is sore and my dad is going around the house saying here kitty kitty
@Old-Sole4 ай бұрын
You do realise women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink, get some WASHING DONE!
@rolandgillham85354 ай бұрын
It's a pity the jokes are mostly under the belt. What about some clean ones if it's possible.
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
Little Johnny doesn’t do clean jokes 😂. But yip your request is taken on board and I’ll search up some more witty clean jokes 😀
@gp85hkg4 ай бұрын
Women and children. Not woman and children (".)
@Jila_Tana4 ай бұрын
Why is Joelle doing the wood gathering work and Mike standing there telling jokes. Stop japping and get to work Mike.
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
I could do that I guess but the channel would suffer 😳😂
@whardin19604 ай бұрын
Do you even have any cute shorts you can wear while barefooted?
@Jila_Tana4 ай бұрын
@@mikeandjoelle. How convenient 😀
@docdurdin4 ай бұрын
Not a joke.. Why is Joelle always working while Mike is playing jokes? Hummmmmm
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
You want to be sad or laugh when you’re doing the housework? 🤷♂️😂
@docdurdin4 ай бұрын
@@mikeandjoelle. LOL... I just wanted to know what his secret was? If I tried that with my wife, I'd be eating dog food for dinner.
@stephenwride56954 ай бұрын
Hot but getting boring now
@suedenim11424 ай бұрын
Love your work, joke from Aus for you…. A rabbit walks into a cafe and orders a cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie, drinks the coffee and leaves. Next day same thing, cheese toastie and a coffee, this goes on for a week.Comes in the following Monday and orders something different, toasted ham and cheese toastie and a coffee, eats the toastie drinks the coffee and leaves.. The rabbit doesn’t come in for a few days later and the owner asks “where”have you been. The rabbit says “I was sick”the owner asks”from what?”, rabbit says” Mixenmetoasties”!😂😂🩷☮️🇦🇺
@mikeandjoelle.4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@briangabriel24584 ай бұрын
Hi Sue! What is the equivalent of toasties in the US?
@suedenim11424 ай бұрын
@@briangabriel2458 A toastie is ham , cheese and whatever you fancy between two pieces of bread then put in a sandwich press, cook until yummy!☮️🇦🇺
@briangabriel24584 ай бұрын
@@suedenim1142 Thanks for getting back to me, Sue! They sound amazing! I could probably eat a couple of them in one sitting! It's almost like our grilled cheese sandwich, but with meat.
@gp85hkg4 ай бұрын
@@briangabriel2458 It's actually toasted sanga in Australia. Toastie came in from somewhere else in more recent times. I think it was actually a brand.