Dark Humour Tiktok's

[@Danny_mahi]

We want your characters to host this reaction video, that would be hilarious.

[@elizabethmarvelfan9033]

Yes Riley and katrina 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@kallmekris]

If this becomes top liked comment in 24 hrs I will do it

[@pebble2788]

@@kallmekris BETTT

[@-BOO-404]

Put this to the top!

[@RagDollGirl]

Yes NONA

[@laurabee9788]

Jay is such an underrated contribution to your videos and I appreciate him so much!!! He’s hilarious, you and Jay are the perfect duo for your videos and it just wouldn’t be the same without his little reactions here and there.

[@xxxjixxystixxx4164]

I wish he put an actual video of the dog air swimmin tho coz what was that🤣 (new here so I’m sorry I’m not tryin to offend anyone, he does a fantamazing job tho and I way appreciate him helping us get Kris’s content!!!!)

[@mtplay_1458]

So true i like him but i feel like we always compliment Kris and forget Jay Every body should spam a comment where we say how mych we like Jay

[@laurabee9788]

@@mtplay_1458 that’s exactly why I had to comment about Jay! He just pops in and out real quick on her videos so it’s easy to forget by the end, but Jay needs some love too- he’s so great! He’s the perfect editor for Kris and does such a great job!

[@mtplay_1458]

@@laurabee9788 exactly 😎

[@monqui6256]

I made your comment have 69 likes... Your welcome ☺️💅

[@sadra9252]

1: I can't believe you look good in any style and clothing Kris. 2: Jay is now officially a part of this channel and we love him 3: I personally miss Kevin and want a video with him ☺️ Love you 😚❤️

[@lockonstratos7787]

Not been really following her but who are the two people you named

[@moonshine2943]

@@lockonstratos7787 Kevin is her dog and I thing jay is her editor!

[@lockonstratos7787]

@@moonshine2943 ahh ok was think 1 as the brother 1 as boyfriend or 1 as brother other as a good friend

[@Cepharim]

Agreed.

[@JeniJade]

she made me feel special whilst having a fever, and being up all night not being able to sleep, Tysm for being so supportive kris x

[@4flickafangurlwholoveshors45]

Person: “someone crying over a book” Kris: *makes disgusted face* Me, a fangirl, who has cried over fictional characters countless times:

[@justanotherfangirl6227]

relatable

[@Nishaks15]

Man I have cried over a books characters dying , Literally everytime I read a sed book

[@sarahhale9339]

that is so relatable about most children movies and books

[@ellabro7039]

Yea same,when I watch Kallmekriss

[@yaemiko6720]

I cried in demon slayer

[@mambamike5627]

Kris is the reason I reestablished standards she’s just so sincere and funny and I refuse to spend my life with someone who isn’t like that…you’re the GOAT Kris!

[@micah_gives_kudos]

kris: raycon earbuds have been my favorite earbuds to use also kris: wears airpods the whole video

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

No, she's used Raycons in the past. She's got a red one.

[@wombat.38]

nah she knows because she took her airpods out for the sponsored segment

[@danielessex2162]

Anyone should be smart enough to know that the vast majority of the time someone is sponsoring a product they don't use it or even like it. It's for the money

[@Pikmin3113]

@@danielessex2162no kris does use raycons

[@Maddi223]

Truueee

[@jennyboo2618]

So are we just not going to talk about how her voice is amazing? In every aspect. She can do multiple accents and sings like a gem. Love her.

[@VictoriaFruzzetti]

Ikr and even when she sings too

[@lia-vi2et]

I agree. But also, are we not going to talk abt how dr mike has the same heart poster she has in the background.

[@tariqraffa6625]

The fact that she dont care about her sponsors is so cool. Cause she gets a sponsor for ear buds and continues to use airpods!!!!!!!!! Absolute legend

[@kostasb.9617]

That's exactly what I was going to say, she doesn't give a f*** its hilarious!!

[@mank3y_]

@@kostasb.9617 lol to top it she's promo'in mothers day too when we are on the way too fathers day! ha

[@Xaedist]

I can’t tell if this is an insult or

[@officialterrorspooky3433]

@@mank3y_ Mother’s Day is this Sunday

[@Stephaneeza]

I came to say the same thing 😂😂

[@theirishmushroom9296]

5:31 Can we all just agree that her singing is beautiful

[@theirishmushroom9296]

Omg thanks sooo much for liking my comment

[@Katsuki_Bakugo_boom]

It's great but what she sang was wild

[@baum6721]

The irony of doing a Raycon ad while clearly using Airpods. Love it!!

[@anaspiringartist]

lol

[@macc2379]

This is the comment I was looking for!

[@TheConcernedHuman]

I love how kris sponsors raycon and then in the next scene is wearing airpods

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

OMG YOUR RIGHT-

[@amjacob0875]

Yes lol

[@nathanielhellewell]

its because raycons - from experience - not that good. They are fine, no hate to anyone who owns them, but AirPods sound significantly clearer and just overall better. Edit: AUTOCORRECT

[@madberry]

Jay I need you to make the following happen so everyone can enjoy this. For some reason every time Kris says abstinence in my head a jingle plays “abstinence, hell yeah!!!!”

[@rawegg5591]

Alright everybody let’s take a minute to appreciate kris’s editor, he’s so sneaky with his humour.

[@marita2g]

He is xD

[@MangoDTI]

Jay

[@GalexyStar]

Kris never fails to make us happy 😁

[@TBI217]

TW: self harm Hi Kris, so I just wanted to thank you for being an awesome content creator, helping me feel better about myself with your compliments! Your compliments compliment my low self esteem. (Did that sentence confuse you? It confused me and I said it.) I've been having a rough time lately, struggling with self harm, depression, anxiety, overthinking, and burnout. The quadfecta has arrived in a horrid combination but your videos let me escape for a while and I am so grateful for that! I love your videos, style, personality, jokes, and kind heart Kris, never let anyone tell you different or try to change these things. The world needs more people like you.

[@neuvimain]

you're so strong for putting through it after what you went through, im proud of you

[@lilyanclark2759]

Wow I’m with you on that one too🥲♥︎

[@owefrk]

tysm for the TW

[@actualname2209]

Stay strong friend, I have been going through this for a long time. Those of us that stay alive and refuse to be silent about it are so brave. You are powerful.

[@Ha1l3yblue]

Ima pray for youuuuu ^^

[@kyagos1839]

I appreciate that you as a fellow german representative practice the ability of comedy. While most people claim germans lack the ability of humor you prove them wrong. Thank you.

[@kevineina6454]

Agreed

[@johan.ohgren]

She's German? Never would've guessed...

[@kevineina6454]

@@johan.ohgren it seems so, although I would have never said that 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Nate-re7ss]

Personally I love when Kris changes accents randomly. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who does this😂

[@bradnarraway9141]

Kris is lovely as always, but shout out to Jay for trying to use his own dog to get the "air swimming" footage 😂

[@LaveTheLavender]

Genuinely I cannot retain my attention enough to read the TikTok’s while watching them and watching you all at the same time so genuinely the narrative kris provides is amazing

[@ReginaH1971]

I love your videos. It always makes me feel better. My husband has leukemia and we have been so stressed. I watch your videos whenever i feel like it is getting to be too much and it helps me make it through. You are such an inspiration. I too have dealt with depression and I had a brother who committed suicide in 2018. Depression is real and it is a horrible disability.

[@sage3246]

can we all just agree that all of her videos just make our day a million times better

[@SvenneMEan1337]

the twenty points really got me remembering doing that with my dad and we made a whole point system for foot traffic and ppl on bicycles. old people with a walker are 30 points but you get a multiplier increase for each person the walker hits, thank you for making me remember that, he's been gone for 12 years and it's getting hard to keep all the memories.

[@omesha729]

Her singing is so amazing omg!!!

[@ryanthompson5576]

Kris, you never fail to make my day. The compliments are always so genuine. I’ll actually say that *you* look gorgeous! I’d kill to see your characters react to TikTok’s!

[@mosa9565]

I always love that she compliments us and dresses up for us even tho im wearing sweat pants with stains on them. Love you Kris

[@Ayla123Hemora]

Kris: Complimenting how gorgeous and well-kept I appear Me: Having just rolled out of bed, makeup still partially on, bags under my eyes and my hair three seconds away from making people run in terror, burned coffee in hand and no pants to speak of. "Thanks I showered....like yesterday."

[@VladKurbatova]

The eastlisa canvas tote bag actually reminds me of Hermes Garden Party, too. Thanks for making this video on suggesting more budget friendly alternatives. Love it!

[@happinessiskey2858]

Can we just give a shout out to Jay (the editor) for his cameos, amazing editing, and general support for Kris' videos?! He does a fantastic job! Thank you, Jay! :)

[@vaamikasharma]

Jay's cameos supremacy honestly 🛐🛐🛐

[@santiago_drunk_scale6753]

Kris you’re so kind seeing you in my screen helps me I was mid cry when I saw you and smiled for the first time today, thank you so much

[@sch00lgirll]

If you ever wanna talk to a stranger I'm here to listen! I hope you doing better after watching kriss

[@santiago_drunk_scale6753]

@@sch00lgirll tysm, it means a lot :)

[@sch00lgirll]

@@santiago_drunk_scale6753 it's nothing, just know that i mean it

[@siajhaveri3551]

kris: “i LOVE these earbuds, they’re so great, so many colors, stay in your ears, i use it all the time” also kris: *A I R P O D S*

[@Colz_]

I came in the comment to comment this and I always scroll down to see if anybody did it before me.

[@Kalbion_The_Ghost]

Kris being an absolute gem every video

[@Alex-jk4bw]

Kris,(and everyone else) did you know that if you have a jawline, and checkbones, your face is complete and perfect. So Kris, you officially won the Award For the Perfect KZbinr Face. Congrats!!

[@parkerharlan]

not really

[@michaelallen2144]

SIMP

[@ratnadeepdas5351]

Since not leaving a comment on your video seems illegal, I'm just gonna acknowledge the hard work you put behind these hilarious videos(which get funnier every day) and just gonna thank you for brightening up dull days and making good days even better😊

[@pebble2788]

I love Kris’ videos and her intros and she always encourages us through everything! I remember one of her long length videos where she was talking about her life experiences and she went through a lot! I just want to thank you so much for making me feel good about myself! You make me laugh Kris😂💕💕💕

[@anounymoose6660]

In every intro she is looking at her self in the monitor, and complimenting herself

[@JayJay-th1hn]

This woman is one of a kind, such a great personality and very pretty too. Can't help but smile from every video no matter how much depression i might have that day. If everyone was as positive and caring as her the world would be a better place.

[@accipitermagna7104]

14:02 omg that view is amazing, i've never been so high up, let alone in a city that size

[@vanesabarronsalazar1661]

I love it when Kris talks in accents out of nowhere. Plus the mention of murder podcasts in the raycon sponsor.... That would be me as well 🙈😂

[@FreakishGeek]

Kris is fantastic as always, but I gotta say that Editor Jay is killing it! Love seeing him pop in every now and then, I always laugh.

[@Emmalovesherboo]

Kris saying we have nice outfits meanwhile me with pajama pants and a T-shirt 😂 luv u kris ❤❤

[@ncrdnce]

Hi Kris!!! At 3:33 you asked what language was that. That’s Malay language. People from Singapore (where I’m from), Malaysia & Brunei speak Malay. Malay is my ethnicity and my second language. Singapore, by the way, is a culture melting pot with Chinese being the majority followed by Malays, Indians and Others. “Pembersih Kaca Wangi” directly translated means “Scented Glass Cleaner” while “Bersih Kilap Tanpa Bekas” means “Clean & Shiny without Residue”.

[@SonOfMuta]

It's Indonesian

[@JessicaBiggers]

Thank you! ❤

[@halalwifey]

she asked for the language, not the wikipedia page on singapore

[@stillwatchingalif0107]

Yesss, Malay

[@nadhifathallah5976]

i don't think its Malay, i think its Indonesian or you can call it Bahasa

[@davebruck4104]

Every time I see your smiling face, hear your compliments and experience your crazy sense of humor, my day is made. I officially have a Kris addiction.

[@ElenaGirly]

I love that you use accents in every video. Especially your Russian accent. Katrina is your best character. I hope you continue the story

[@discgolfcomedy]

You are an inspiration to me as a creator. Whenever I feel burnt out I see how much you're doing and it motivates me to keep going!

[@mrduck-1350]

I like how you expressing your feelings and I just said what happens if you put powdered milk in milk

[@maaidaabdi7448]

Came one hour ago

[@theirishmushroom9296]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how she posts almost every day

[@LunarWolf222]

You do not look like a hobo, Kris!! You are beautiful and you have a big heart! I love your videos, and your sense of humor. Wear whatever makes you happy!

[@R0gueAssassin]

Exactly number one female content creator who has one hell of a personality.

[@elijahhusner5138]

I loved it so much when you mentioned New York. I was born there and we moved to Arkansas, we're still here. I would also like to point out suicide awareness since you/she mentioned jumping even though it's not suicide awareness month, it's not worth it! The world is so much better with you on it! ❤❤ just remember you're always loved by someone even if you think you aren't :)

[@its_emma_xo]

Kris, I wanna thank you for always making me smile! Love your content. Thank you so much ❤️

[@hanknothill]

Super sore from my disability today and this made me feel better mentally. Thanks Kris, you're amazing, and I hope you've drank enough water today!

[@ratmama8133]

You are literally the whole package- funny, smart, relatable, GORGEOUS. What devil did you have to deal with to achieve it all gurl 😭❤

[@Unknown-bean-w1o]

Ok I can’t be the only one where every time you see Kris’s face you just have to smile

[@DemonDragon30]

Kris you always make me smile. My parents just died recently but you can still get me to smile and laugh. Thanks so much and keep up the great content

[@maxjarboe3359]

I am so sorry for your loss🖤

[@DemonDragon30]

@@maxjarboe3359 thank you

[@tera6030]

Very sorry for your loss I recently lost my dad

[@DemonDragon30]

@@tera6030 thank you and I’m sorry for your loss

[@tera6030]

It's ok thx

[@trevorstewart1308]

I’ve been feeling blue recently and looking forward to Kris’ videos has been helping through. Her good mood is infectious. Thank you

[@ItsJeremyBeoch]

Just came back from a long school trip in bllllistering heat with a bad choice of purple flared leggings and WOOLLY PURPLE TOP TO MATCH, but your channel is literally just the best way to chill out afterwards! Thank you~ ♥️

[@MackenzieBayless]

I love how you always say a complement in the beginning it is a confidence boost that I can always here when I watch you. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@urowntradegy6671]

Here lately, a British personality has been appearing anytime I wanna make an off the wall joke. Thank you Kris for making laughter easy to accomplish even if someone is having a bad day. Much love and support 💕😂

[@lemonade337]

I honestly just had a very bad day, with my moms and dad's divorce and everything, but watching your videos Kris seriously just made my whole day ❤️❤️ I love u kris, and we all really appreciate your videos💖❤️

[@Bee_can_kinda_draw6647]

Oh no! I really hope ur ok! ❤️

[@phil4986]

the character wanting to run down people'only in her mind' is hilarious. never enough Katrina in the world..ever.

[@EmOrganically]

9:29 Jay's poor puppy "Halp me, pls.. what do I look like a sacrificial lammmmmb?" lol

[@frostedpsycho]

I just love how Kris makes us feel special every video

[@aaliyahparisa.mallada2071]

It makes me feel really happy when you compliment us. It makes me feel really appreciated and loved. Thank you for everything you have done for us, like sacrificing yourself by trying 5 min craft's craft ideas and making jokes. I love you and your contents Kris. Keep up the good work and most of all take care of yourself 💖🥰👑

[@FaTe_KuRaMaHTD]

Get a life. How sad your life must be to feel happy about that lmao 🤣

[@sydney2180]

The fact Kris wears sweatshirts and leggings all the time it really makes her look cute. So i decided to try wearing sweatshirts and leggings and now i found my favorite style

[@ph4edr4]

kirs: "raycon earbuds are my favorite earbuds" also kris: *wears airpods the entire video*

[@aoibhereann]

Just seeing Kris complementing us at the start of the video makes my day so much more better Btw I love your outfit in the vid!!! ♡♡♡

[@emmaohr3821]

Bingewatching Kris and just want to say that you are such a gem! Love your humor. You are that friend we all need in our lives. Also want to point out that your hair and makeup is sooo nice! I am in awe. Also the editing. He must have so much fun editing your videos! And he does a great job.

[@daphnesasmr3039]

If Kris would respond to this , I would decide that life is worth living She's my number 1 role model

[@Pisces-1978]

White claw description is SO accurate. Its hilarious...exactly how i imagine tv static would taste 😂

[@lonesurvivor1669]

Jay should have a channel of his own... He's a funny guy and I like him

[@lexi1754]

9:18 can we savor the fact she air-swims cuter then the actual dogs.....

[@s1eepykinq]

I have been so sick all week, and then as soon as Kris uploaded I felt 1000 times better. You're awesome Kris, thanks so much for what you and Editor Jay do!

[@EmprizTheFormerLoreQueen]

sponsor: Raycon earbuds Kris: "Guess I'll use AirPods!"

[@jell1fisuu]

💀

[@Stephaneeza]

4:05 Kris: *turns around to make sure Dr Mike is paying attention* Dr Mike: 👀 Kris: “SUFFOCATE” Dr Mike: “That’s incompatible with life. Chest compressions! Chest compressions! Chest compressions!”

[@EepyIya]

The compliments that you give to us in the beginning of and during the videos are amazing. They always make my day

[@georgewashingmachine8121]

Kris! Thank you for never failing to bring a smile on my face. But I hope you know you can take a brake and none of us will leave! Love you kris thank you!!

[@ArtThief38]

Right before I watched this video, I was trying on different outfits (stayed with my favorite!) and her compliment really made me happy, even though I know she can't see me!

[@sophiekonola5486]

Kris don’t do anything that will make you uncomfy 😢 your perfect and look awesome no matter what you wear I personally admire your style :)

[@Jackalboi96]

Agreed

[@littlemissrach4]

can we appreciate how much she does for us...and how she compliments us every video? she's so amazing.

[@Archmybaculaaa]

sssniper wolf comments be like

[@dbackscott]

The truth is Kris is looking in a mirror when she’s giving the complements at the beginning of the videos. 😂

[@RedCharlie1000]

You are NOT the only one who adds up points on things you COULD hit while driving. We don’t do it. We do THINK it. A lot.

[@Luvv_mxdi]

My days can be terrible sometimes, your videos make my day 10 times better! Love you Kris!💗💗

[@Mr19Nails]

I've said this previsly but I cannot stress enough how much you've done for me and this community. Thank you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day.

[@ahole5407]

And what community is that? Don't tell me that this is a mentally ill dude dressed up as a chick.

[@ChevyBone-rc2hh]

Beven if this is a far aals it goes you are the best

[@delaneyspringer8783]

You are amazing, Kris. You know how to put a smile on my face and lately it’s been hard to feel happy, I really appreciate you.

[@kgandkc]

who else realized she’s at dr. mikes office

[@somebody2528]

Can we all agree that kallmekris not only makes our days by complimenting us, but is simply… ✨a legend✨

[@adeolaaluko3078]

Exactly

[@paddyostar8853]

She never fails to make us smile :)

[@Kayray77]

You're videos always make my day especially when I'm feeling down you're so hilarious, also I really love you're outfit 🥰

[@RavenFilms]

Turning her camera to show outside just blew my mind 🤯. I totally pictured that she lives in a cute little house in a nearly rural suburb.

[@anderplays6460]

2:31 don't worry Kris i'll be your friend. We'll just acknowledge eachother's existence and never ever talk ever

[@BlueJay2]

6:19 It sounds like the jelly is laughing I can't 🤣

[@deadacc1299]

6:51 my mom is always playing true crime full blast in the living room... no mom, i dont wanna hear about a missing child in a forest murder story 💔💔

[@galaxiahernandez7671]

I'm glad I ain't the only mom & daughter duo that listen to horror podcasts, documentaries, etc all the time. Horror stuff helps me fall asleep. Also, I'm German too

[@bradleycullinan1210]

Needed a good laugh today and Kris, as usual, delivers just 30 seconds in.

[@lllizB]

I freaking love Jay's interaction in these videos 😂😂

[@s-s-shark]

10:02 ayyyyy, I’m actually part German on my dad’s side ✨ also, the fan with fans on it is legendary, I need it lmao

[@ThirdRateNerds]

Fun fact: I do have the intrusive driving thoughts, AND you even listed the exact point value I assigned to jaywalkers. It's also 10 points if you take out another car's door cuz they opened it where i was driving.

[@ellieheitsman7014]

Did anybody else notice that the background of this place she’s staying at is Dr. Mike’s. In his video “Medical heads-up with KallMeKris and Pam” you can see the same heart picture as in the mirror behind her. Idk if this is just a coincidence. No hate love you Kris! ❤️

[@Bl4nk3t]

I noticed too!

[@naviasayed7947]

I don't think they are dating though.... I have seen a lot of people saying that, no offense... But I think they are great friends.... Cause if im not wrong kris just bought a new house in Canada and Mike lives in New York... So i dont think kris wants to have a long distance or anything of that sort.... But i love them both a lot.... And happy for them either way. ❤ !

[@stopactingentitled3816]

thank you Kris for making my day once more ❤

[@robertjones1791]

Hi, glad I caught up with you. You are one of a large group that helps me when I need it. Diagnosed severe depression and you can make me laugh (not my queef out though). Love the eye make up most. The whole thing is wonderful but your eyes, ... Just saying thanks, love ya, later.

[@Kris1Kool]

Watching Kris after having blood taken is literally perfect

[@snoopy_5076]

Can we all just appreciate how Kris looks good with EVERY kind of hairdo. Kris"Cause no one parented me propperlly, heh" Me:same qween