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1:23 Bruce throwing a tantrum over Margot Robbie's acting in Suicide Squad.
I dare you to watch this video at 0,25 speed. I dare you.
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This was inspired by the Joker 2008 comic book, where it's been hinted at that Batman holds a kartel with the criminals. This is my own batjokes spin on that universe.
๐๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐; ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐, ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ก. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐, ๐ฌ๐๐ค'๐จ ๐ข๐ช๐๐ ๐ข๐ค๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐จ ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐. ๐๐๐๐จ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ค๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ๐ง๐๐ก ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ก. ๐ผ๐ก๐จ๐ค, ๐ช๐ฃ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐๐ฎ, ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฎ. ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ก ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข, ๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐จ. ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข ๐พ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐๐ง๐, ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ง๐จ๐.
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๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐จ. ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ค๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฌ๐๐๐ง, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ก ๐ฉ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ. ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ค๐จ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐ฉ.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐จ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐๐จ. ๐ ๐๐ช๐๐จ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐จ๐๐ฎ ๐๐'๐จ... ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐ก ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐ค ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐จ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ฉ๐จ, ๐๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฟ๐๐ฌ๐๐จ. ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ข'๐จ ๐ข๐ค๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ๐ช๐ก๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ช๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ง๐ซ๐๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ. ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ข๐๐ก๐๐๐ฉ๐๐, ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ฃ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ก๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ ๐ง๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐.
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๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฅ๐ง๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐จ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ข, ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ง๐๐ค๐ช๐จ. ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ก๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค. ๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ช๐ข๐ช๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฌ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ก๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐จ๐จ ๐จ๐ช๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ค๐ช๐จ.
๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐ช๐ฃ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ค ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค-๐ ๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ฎ. ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐จ ๐๐'๐จ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐ช๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐จ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ๐. ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค ๐๐ฉ. ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐, ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ช๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐จ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค, ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ. ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ. ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐๐จ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ฎ. ๐๐ง๐ค๐ข ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐จ ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐รฉ๐งรจ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐ช๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ก๐.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐ช๐. ๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐จ๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค. ๐๐๐๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ผ๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ, ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐๐๐จ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ๐ฎ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ / ๐จ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐๐ฃ๐ฃ. ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ก๐จ ๐๐๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ช๐จ๐ฉ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง'๐จ ๐๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฉ.
๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐. ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ, ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ง๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ฉ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ก๐ฎ ๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฎ๐จ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ง, ๐๐๐จ... ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฃ๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐. ๐ผ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ.
๐ฝ๐ช๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง, ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ช๐๐๐ฉ ๐ค๐ ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ค๐. ๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐จ ๐๐๐ข ๐ฃ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ.
๐๐ค ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐๐ช๐ก ๐๐๐ฎ, ๐๐ ๐ซ๐๐จ๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐๐ฃ. ๐๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐ก๐๐ฎ๐๐ค๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ง๐ข, ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ช๐๐๐จ ๐๐๐ง, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐๐จ ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ค๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ง๐๐จ๐ฉ.
๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐จ๐ค ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐จ๐ค๐ข๐๐๐ค๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐๐จ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช, ๐๐ช๐, ๐
๐ค๐ ๐๐ง.
๐๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ฃ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐ข ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช'๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ง๐๐๐ง.
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ'๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ค๐ง ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐ช๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ง๐๐๐ง.
๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐จ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง.
๐๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐.
Or at least that's my story anyway :D Would love to hear yours! Mine is meant to be linear, but maybe you see something better in it, who knows!
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I was originally planning on releasing something different, something better. But I got a.... an editing block, so I've returned back to this project. I always return to the Dark Knight edits :D There's something truly special about them in my eyes, like I'm actually making art, instead of just gay shitposts.
What can I say, I just love American Psycho. And the idea of Bruce throwing a tantrum over Joker having a gf :D It's actually very nice to see the roles reversed for once. Something you could do only with the Christian Bale Batman.
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Audio:
"die with u baby" by yunggoth
And a voiceover from American Psycho, of course
Video:
The Dark Knight
Batman Begins
American Psycho
The Wolf of Wallstreet
Candy
Suicide Squad