Millionaire Tries To Make A Bond Film - Its Unintentionally Hilarious!

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Certainly, THE worst movie released in 2023. And I am fortunate enough to have seen some shockers. From The Room to Samurai Cop. Let's not forget the Oscar-winning Batman and Robin. In this video, I break down all the funny scenes in the worst film created by humanity.
Blackbird (2022 initial premiere) was an ego project by Michael Flatley. Master of the tap dancing world. Creator of Lord of the Dance and other shows. He took his masculine tippy tappy style to the Bond genre of films. Some say he will be the next Bond after Daniel Craig.
There are cheesy lines and scenes that make Threat Level Midnight seem like a work of art. There are far too many comparisons between the two to list.
#michaelscott #worstmovies #worstmovie

[@crappyfilmfans]

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[@stellviahohenheim]

Good job guy, just ignore the haters they're probably writing comments on the ipads their parents gave them

[@crappyfilmfans]

thank you broski, i love the odd hater, gives me more trolling time :)

[@ANDunn-tf6xp]

This story is about my life 😮 I am the perfect man with classy hats and women find me irresistible...I topple guv'ments with my stare and make terrorists into pacifists with one blink of my eye

[@fwdcnorac8574]

@@stellviahohenheim It still feeds the algorithm. Let them.

[@ricardolorrio8228]

even the Irish hated it....

[@botz77]

You can't do a line like "Bless me Father for I have sinned, and I'm about to sin again." and not have him immediately kill the priest. So lame.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Deffo woulda been better if he kicked the priest off a cliff

[@philhahn]

its chekovs confession

[@BollywoodBonanzaB]

I really thought he was going to shoot the priest!!

[@olandoblen5791]

I am about to sing again 😂

[@garrick3727]

In Flately's defence, in western Ireland we don't need clouds for rain. It just rains when it feels like it, usually every five minutes.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha fair play, most accurate part of the movie then

[@mypalfootfoot9591]

@@crappyfilmfans maybe but not the part where the rain falls only where he's walking!

[@tbuckley2031]

I’ve seen footage and it’s kinda creepy like yall got cursed or something

[@daveinpublic]

Same, I’ve seen that type of partial sky partial rain thing but not in Ireland

[@gamingweasel4633]

@@mypalfootfoot9591 They obviously used a lawn-sprinkler for that scene. Just ONE sprinkler.

[@enigmadrath1780]

"Bless me father for I have sinned ....... and am about to sin again." The fact that he didn't immediately follow that up by punching the priest is the real sin. Couldn't even give me that, movie??

[@crappyfilmfans]

Now that would be badass especially if he followed it up with a 300 style drop kick. But no the priest just ushers him away

[@c.a.sahlin7836]

Had captions on while watching and got the line "Bless me father for I have sinned ... and I'm about to sing again", which added a nice twist.

[@helvete_ingres4717]

you cannot deny - that is a badass line

[@RuailleBuaille]

​@@crappyfilmfans if you're looking for a movie with action more along those lines, there's another awful one made by another Irish "celeb" back in the 90s 😂 Don't know if you've ever heard of Boyzone, but one of the band members stars on a film called "Fatal Deviation" about... ninja monks in Ireland? Another wojus movie, in the so bad it's almost good category.

[@luzmaria5006]

That line is line to when you will kill someone. If he killed the priest it would be quite a badass line but he TED talk the priest LOL

[@Wfalen]

Only thing this movie lacks, is Flatley coming up with a completely new martial art based on tap dancing that makes him the greatest fighter on earth.

[@crappyfilmfans]

That’s in the second one

[@Keth417]

What?There's no dancing? I'm out!

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@Keth417 Me too!

[@shuboy05]

Sadly Michael has completely retired from dancing due to health problems. Which sadly means no dance battle with Eric Roberts.....

[@Huly241072]

He should do a remake of Gymkata but with tap

[@ChockHolocaust]

In case nobody had figured it out, the Monaco Streaming Award he won for this, was from one of his own organisations and was pretty much invented just so it could be awarded to him.

[@crappyfilmfans]

It’s the real life of making a burner account and giving your comment a thumbs up

[@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367]

Bull move

[@RawBlueCheeseTV]

He's rubbish 😂

[@JerreMuesli]

"Best actor". Shiiiiiiit. That's a slap in the face for every professional actor lol. This guy knows no shame

[@yuugael4010]

Would be funny if the award judges fairly for other movie, better than other awards, they have to say his is the best, but this probably 100% not the case

[@paulkingMotion]

Yeah, here in Ireland, it's pretty well known that Michael Flately's ego is so big, it almost makes Bono look level headed.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Damn, imagine him and Bono in a lift

[@paulkingdesign5928]

​@@crappyfilmfans😂😂

[@razor6552]

I propose an Irish flag with a large Flatley and Bono on it and a very small St Patrick

[@razor6552]

​@@crappyfilmfans "I am the greatest that's ever been!" "Who are you again?" "I'll do you for that!" "Go ahead, if ya can"

[@paulkingdesign5928]

@@razor6552 😂😂

[@shivalishankersharma1562]

Finally, someone who can give Seagal some competition

[@crappyfilmfans]

Long awaited!

[@patriklindholm7576]

Perhaps they could produce a movie together, script and all.

[@hafirenggayuda]

Eh, Flateley is not as perverted or scummy as Seagal, at least like shown in this movie.

[@Mintylight]

The women in this guys films seem to be over 16 though, so, you know...

[@fuqupal]

Hahahaha! Nah! That's impossible!

[@EmlynBoyle]

I have a friend who attended the press screening of this, here in Ireland. He said the crowd were mostly roaring with laughter...I've nothing against Michael Flatley personally, but the sheer ego on display here is staggering. He's like Tommy Wiseau, but with far more money and even less talent (bar his dancing skills).

[@crappyfilmfans]

I watched a few YT vids of people who were in a press screening and it sounds hilarious. There was also a 2018 screening closed to the press. THAT is the copy of the film I’d like to see

[@ricardolorrio8228]

I think the word you are looking for is "ejet"

[@PungiFungi]

So I am assuming this film was not funny intentionally

[@colmwhateveryoulike3240]

I wonder if the laughter fell Flatley on Michael's ears.

[@crimsonhawk4912]

He showed that to Ireland?! Lmfao. He fucked up bad

[@sharpsonmusic]

My friend invited me to see this and didn't tell me what it was. I came in to the film late and missed the start. Imagine my surprise when I was watching this crappy movie and everyone was laughing for no reason for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden, Michael Flatley comes out of nowhere and the penny dropped.

[@nelsonclub7722]

Blackbird tells the story of a retired intelligence operative who is attempting to live a quiet life running a hotel in Barbados. However, after an old friend turns up at his establishment, the former agent finds himself entangled in his old life. The film was shot on location four years ago. It stars Irish actor Patrick Bergin (Sleeping With the Enemy) and Eric Roberts (The Expendables). Flatley told Variety "I am absolutely over the moon with the best actor award. I wanted to make a modern movie reminiscent of old Hollywood. The classics were always entertaining without being excessively violent or complicated." Flatley owns properties in each of the locations where Blackbird is set. “We shot the movie in Barbados, Ireland, and London, capturing some of the most cinematically picturesque locations on film, all of which have a special place in my heart," he said. Whilst the Monaco Streaming Film Festival, (owned and run by Flatley), is utilising streaming to host an international festival anyone can attend, although there have been some technical difficulties. In 2018, Flatley claimed to be in pre-production for Blackbird 2. However, there was little news on a general release of Blackbird, fuelling speculation about the film's quality. In 2019, Brian Lloyd of entertainment.ie wrote a lengthy investigation of the film, finding out that "over 200 people attended the screening of 'Blackbird', and so far as can be reasonably determined, none of them were journalists or critics. When asked if perhaps the jury of Raindance Film Festival may have seen 'Blackbird', [David Martinez, a festival producer with Raindance] says this did not take place. A general release of the film to Irish cinemas had been announced for September 2, 2022. The film premiered August 2022 in the Light House Cinema in Dublin. Critical response On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an approval rating of 18% based on 11 reviews, with an average rating of 2.00 out of 10. Film critic Mark Kermode said the film was "one of the worst films I've ever seen" and "Its not a vanity project, but an insanity project." . Peter Bradshaw of The Guardian gave the film one out of five stars, lambasting the writing and directing, remarking, "In a way, it is amazing that Flatley is able to fulfil a 12-year-old boy's fantasy of being a secret agent, with a 12-year-old's idea of what a secret agent actually does. The acting and writing are like the non-sexy bits that come between the sexy bits in a porn film made in 1985." Ed Power in The Telegraph also gave it one out of five stars, dubbing it "unintentionally hilarious." Ian Freer of Empire opined, "By far the best performance in the film is by Flatley's seemingly endless collection of hats, the jaunty angle of a trilby suggesting more emotion than the actor ever does

[@howardmckenna]

Fancy being out acted by your hats! 😂

[@burningdaylights]

"Flatley, my dear, I don't river dance!" --Alan Partridge

[@jaspertickler1831]

brilliant!

[@ZER0--]

That was text book...

[@nissekram]

😆

[@leewright1]

Lovely stuff.

[@darrennicholls1966]

Clever.

[@davidtatro7457]

Fun video! Let's give Eric Roberts some props here. The man knows what his life has been. He knows he had a shot at being an A-lister and ruined it. And now he's gotten himself together and happily gives his all to every one of the hundred or so two-bit, sleazy villains he plays every year, without irony. No matter how bad the script. He's a hard-working guy now and deserves the living he is making doing B movies. And he still occasionally gets some roles in bigger films like Dark Knight. Respect.

[@markw110]

His role as the bad guy in the Mr. Brightside video is genuinely brilliant...and will go down in pop culture history. That's more than most actors...other than the kick ass song...he's certainly the most memorable thing from the music video

[@successsystem2468]

💯

[@laartwork]

2 oscar nominations in his first few years. Yes he pissed away his chance.

[@schmodedo]

Like a better Stephen Baldwin.

[@ericwiddison7523]

Eric Roberts elevates every film he appears in partly because he's a legitimately talented actor, and partly because he does so many bad movies.

[@robbieburns3564]

I've never heard of this. LMAO. Neil Breen would be jealous. The one funny thing you didn't mention is the "USB thing" is a metal washer in a SD memory card case. So instead of making this information in a format that can actually be read - no, it's a metal washer they put inside a SD memory card case. Brilliant!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha they were all outta USBs and the camera guy was like here take this...

[@chikkinnuggits]

Back in the 90's, when Flatley was at the height of his fame, Conan Obrien used to throw out little insults towards him. The best bit was when Conan did a fake apology to Flatley, for referring to him not as "The Lord of the Dance," but calling him "Swishy McJackass"

[@Ray-M59]

“Blouse wearing tycoon Michael Flatley”- Alan Partridge’s perfect description. Great video!

[@thejacal2704]

Who is the best lord? Lord of the Rings, of the Dance or of the Flies? That's tonight's HOT TOPIC!!

[@philipwhelan14]

Crazy thing about Michael Flately is that he was once the world record fastest feet in the world, a master flautist and a golden gloves champion. He has possibly the largest ego on earth.

[@crappyfilmfans]

"This gonna be my great comeback like thos rocky movie..."

[@krashd]

He was a master at farting?

[@apelike]

It's massive... but I still think the guy that went to the Olympic Committee and said "what the world needs now more than ever is to see me skydive into the closing ceremonies..." -- that guy has the biggest ego.

[@gordonlove5121]

@@apelike Steven Seagull enters the chat...

[@Mfscallmethedrink]

If I could do all that, you best believe I would have all that ego or perhaps even more

[@nialloconnor1490]

I was a little thrown back that he wore his hat at an angle at his own wife's funeral. Like he was worried if he looked trendy enough

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Image is everything to the token narcissist, so... yup! He was most likely quite concerned with his appearance.

[@mummyjohn]

it's simply how hats are worn, get over it

[@sg-yq8pm]

@@mummyjohn it's how hats are worn jauntily you twit

[@LobsterPuncher]

This is the kind of movie that makes me feel genuine second hand embarrassment.

[@crappyfilmfans]

The Cringe is strong with this one...

[@mummyjohn]

it's so weird that that is a thing that even exists, let alone commonplace enough to have a name

[@Laceykat66]

I disagree. Most of my rainy Saturday afternoons were spent watching foreign sapy films that were basically all like this. They were a fun way to get through the day and I remember them fondly. They don't make "Drive-In fodder" like this anymore and American International does not get them and dubb them with this kind of dialogue. There is a place for this kind of movie making and while I agree with you, at least it is not produced by a big-name Hollywood studio with a half-billion dollar budget, all for the same results.

[@Darkness-ie2yl]

Even Meryn Trant is embarrassed to be in this

[@CreeFalcon-219]

@@crappyfilmfans221 12

[@razor6552]

He was totally unconvincing as a man standing by a window.

[@BrennanYoung]

upstaged by the window

[@Erasmustherobot]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonypc-248]

Even this budget could have fed thousands of children for years

[@mrnelsonius5631]

Imagine working on this for years, telling this rich dude “it’s gonna be great! You’re a visionary” just to fleece this guy out of his vanity bucks. No judgement, I’d work on a production like this. Job’s a job.

[@crappyfilmfans]

😂

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

You can't make a narcissist listen to reason and logic, so... you're not wrong.

[@matt_v2305]

🤣😂

[@apelike]

The Nuremberg Defense...

[@Erasmustherobot]

Yeah that's a hard hundred bucks though, in set, lighting, locations, and long hours. It probably takes a lot longer if your "talent" has no skill and is incapable of taking in criticism. I bet he drove the A.D. to using heroine.

[@fourmilier.]

I hear that there is a sequel to 'Blackbird'. I believe the working title is 'Turkey'.

[@crappyfilmfans]

🦃 🦃 🎩

[@CallMeMrStopmotion]

The sequel "Whiteturkey"will be released next year at your local mitzvah Also gonna remake this movie just to make sequels with names based on colors and birds

[@markbuckley5109]

Well, maybe buy the DVD for when you get the person you don't like in the secret Santa

[@sandytraveller85]

Blackbird 2: Overcooked

[@AsadKhan-lm6yr]

Lol

[@JazmynnJones]

He’s still got nothing on Steven Seagal. The actresses can barely hide their disgust when pretending to be head over heals for him. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time.

[@hughjass8430]

Proof that lack of intelligence, self awareness or wit are no impediment to the accumulation of cash

[@crappyfilmfans]

Sign me up!

[@JckSwan]

Hell, if I were a multi-millionaire I might indulge in this kind of narcissism as well. Good luck to him.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yeah especially if he amuses us!

[@bring-out]

Some people have no sense, unfortunately. Or fortunately, as it's funny.

[@kaibotski4939]

I'd just do it to hurt people's heads because that's the whole point of having fuck you money.

[@crimsonhawk4912]

Some gay batman pornography

[@-Markus-]

Me too but I would do Sci-Fi!

[@a-man2530]

I'm an actual neighbor of Michael Flatley, his mansion is 5 mins from my family home! Its so weird to see such fimilar sights in a "movie". I haven't seen Blackbird yet but it looks like glorious shite.

[@EsteemedReptile]

Tell him I think his hat is silly

[@a-man2530]

@@EsteemedReptileNo bother! I'll tell him the movie is bollocks too

[@hughjass8430]

Tell him "Go home Yank!"

[@a-man2530]

​@hughjass8430 believe it or not, he is a nice man!

[@richardhall5489]

"Glorious Shite" is a great term. It would be nice as a chapter title in an Irish movie.

[@JackieBGoode]

Mom, could we get James Bond? "We already have James Bond at home" The James Bond at home:

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha too true

[@Biscuitavenger]

absolutely perfect analysis

[@razor6552]

A ground beef burger with Wonder Bread buns

[@J5L5M6]

@@razor6552 "Welfare Bond"

[@razor6552]

@@J5L5M6 Government cheese Bond

[@mrmusickhimself]

I need a movie with Eric Roberts and Nicolas Cage as drug addicted cops, I don't care if it's a sequel to Bad Lieutenant, I NEED IT.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I need it too! Universe make it happen

[@purefoldnz3070]

missed opportunity to call this: Tap Another Day. "So, Mr. Flatley you live to tap another day."

[@crappyfilmfans]

Ok I tap out, you win, too many pun opportunities.

[@purefoldnz3070]

@@crappyfilmfans Flatley will return in... The Tap Who Loved Me: “Nobody does it better… than a tap dancer"

[@mnomic8371]

The woman holding in her laugh looks like the best thing about this film 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

I loved her, she was having such a good time

[@Laceykat66]

Hey, at least I want to WATCH this film. How long have you waited to say that lately? At least it could be fun.

[@zaphbrox8239]

@@crappyfilmfans haha, yeah... I thought I was the only one to spot her so obviously holding her laugh in, but then the arrow popped up, drawing everyone's attention to it.

[@doncarlodivargas5497]

Now i know what i will do when i become a billionaire, make a movie with myself in the main role surrounded by beautiful women

[@crappyfilmfans]

hells yeah

[@jocelynharris-fx8ho]

He didn't need to make a movie....what do you think the show 'Lord of the Dance' was based on ?

[@retroray58warby98]

You put a hundred monkeys in a room with a hundred typewriters and eventually they will create Blackbird….or they might just throw shit at each other, which is almost the same result.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Only when those two occur at the same time, and there is enough shit that smears on the script that blackbird can be created...

[@tomcarl8021]

My sister was a competition Irish dancer. I used to watch Michael dance when he was fourteen. He was a star in the Irish dancing world long before Riverdance. He had screaming girls and their moms just like Justin Beiber, though on a smaller scale. He quit Riverdance right before it became an international sensation. He went out on his own and became a huge star with his own productions. Though, I'm happy for his success and the fact he employed countless Irish dancers, his vision of what Irish dancing is, or could be, is utterly fucking ludicrous. He was never satisfied with Irish dancing just simply performed the way it was. His vision was to make it more theatrical and exciting. But he vision was straight out of 1980's Las Vegas. One minute he's dressed like Zorro, and the next like Seigfried and Roy. Lord of the Dance was so stupid, I thought at any time while he's dancing, he could do a magic card trick like David Copperfield. He both popularized Irish dance AND turned it into a laughstock.

[@adambazso9207]

@@tomcarl8021 I always had this impression too: that his "interpretation " is utterly "kitschy" and looks stupid.

[@jamesbomd3503]

Seigfried and Roy Had me laughing so much I literally pissed myself he must have fantasised about bringing on a tiger or a white lion while he was hoofing around but there again a tiger or a white lion may have stolen the show and the limelight as he was performing

[@imnothere220]

That's it, he has that ballroom dancer aesthetic of what is tasteful and it's horrific

[@kwj_nekko_6320]

I'm a Korean immigrant living in Japan. I searched some of his shows. My impression is, those shows are "American musical-like shows with Irish Dance motives/inspirations" rather than "Americanized Irish Dance performances". As long as they are not sold as 'authentic Irish culture', I actually liked his shows, and I even hope there be similar shows with Korean traditional dance motives.

[@patrickdoyle2510]

I salute your fortitude, and as I was watching your review, I was thinking how amazing it would be if this fella and Tommy Wiseau started a film school, to share their pearls with the next generation. Also, I just checked and Flatley's apparently making another film, so this gift intends to keep on a givin'!

[@CommanderOfTheSun]

Chandler Bing should've been the main antagonist.

[@crappyfilmfans]

That could only have improved the movie 🍿

[@seanryan3020]

The actor Matthew Perry or the character Chandler Bing?

[@williammiller3277]

@@seanryan3020 both. Two additional characters for the movie. But chandler needs to be TERRIFIED of Flatley.

[@seanryan3020]

@@williammiller3277 Bonus!

[@jaylong4705]

I don't get it

[@edgiraffr1352]

Who would have thought the star of the show called “lord of the dance” would be a narcissist?!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yeah so unusual

[@CowboyPants-h5p]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jocularpaddy]

You think they found the Irish Steven Seagal?

[@crappyfilmfans]

If only he made as many movies, my life would be complete!

[@SamSherr-Nelson-n9e]

Steven Seagal is the Irish Steven Segal. I was gonna say I can become the Jewish Steven Seagal, but Steven Seagal is already the Jewish Steven Segal He once joined a Jewish dating site, and put in his profile he'd "bring home the bacon."

[@km-ug4dq]

No, because Michael Flatley isn't Irish.

[@hotfroganimations]

@@SamSherr-Nelson-n9ehe’s gonna take you to the bank…. The blood bank. Get it?

[@davisjones7137]

Irish Neil Breen

[@randyrcook]

Still more entertaining than anything Disney has done lately.

[@crappyfilmfans]

True that

[@christophernuzzi2780]

Agreed.

[@nicknewman7848]

In the sequel he has to disguise himself and go undercover to infiltrate a group of modern day pirates who kidnapped his wife/daughter.. it's called 'Blackbeard'

[@crappyfilmfans]

It’s Captain Blackbeard to you soldier

[@JR-gc5ef]

I've watched many reviews of crappy movies from Seagal to Neil Breen that have made me laugh. But this is the first one that horrifies, disgusts and nauseates me. Very Well done.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I need to dive in to some Seagal reviews! Love that old fool

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@CitizenAbel-77 where do I start?? Which is the worst of Seagal?

[@Metal0sopher]

@@crappyfilmfans All of them. Flip a coin.

[@wet-read]

​@@CitizenAbel-77 TLJ and Gary Busey made it great!

[@hafirenggayuda]

​@@CitizenAbel-77and that mostly because Seagal not have control on that movie, and the director (Andrew Davis) is quite good

[@seanryan3020]

"Best portrayal of a secret agent by a constipated Riverdancer." That ain't no low-hanging fruit, boy!

[@crappyfilmfans]

My bois a pro

[@TheFiddle101]

"We feared you were dead" 'Well, part of me at least" - considering his shyness with those gorgeous women, is it rude to wonder where that dead part may be?

[@crappyfilmfans]

It’s the masculine part of him ✅

[@ThatSockmonkey]

PENIS! ITS HIS PENIS!

[@DirectorHMAN]

Would have made for a more interesting sub-plot

[@rayhere7925]

I lost it at 11:30. Macho stoicism be damned. Tea spurting out my nose didn't make it easier either. Now, wife's giving me that silent frowny stare from across the room.

[@gallery7596]

I remember years ago Larry King asking him who he considered to be the best dancer in the world, and with a grin Flatley said "I am." King asked him if he was interested in a career in movies and Flatley said he'd like to do something like ''Rocky.'' Guess he decided playing James Bond was more his speed.

[@motaman8074]

I'm going to buy another hat

[@crappyfilmfans]

One can never have enough hats

[@XANA96]

- TF2 Players

[@IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou]

Grew up with Lord of the Dance and Riverdance, so when I first heard about this movie I had to laugh a bit. Anyone familiar with Michael Flatley knows the man has a continent sized ego and a film like this can only be a self-insert, Mary Sue fantasy.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Absolutely, Mary Sue fantasy sums it up perfectly

[@Tore_Lund]

"The Monaco streaming Award"? Sounds like a title you can buy!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Lol it’s impossible to get any other info on these awards. Deffo sounds like a buy an award show set up

[@paulg2733]

"The Southend-On-Sea Non Physical Media Award"... That's a free one for the Blackbird sequel

[@nelsonclub7722]

Close but its better - He didn't just buy it - he invented the award so he could win it - so yeah he did that

[@avidodd26]

>nonsensical captions that i can't turn off i'm so excited to watch your content!

[@BollywoodBonanzaB]

Oh my god, when you said, "If you're like me and don't know who Michael Flately is," I immediately felt so old!! He was the absolute RAGE when I was a teen; everyone was in love with him, his confidence on stage oozed through every pore, and every pixel on the telly. Except he didn't have to speak in Lord of the Dance. They said he had his feet insured for millions. Man... I'm so glad i found this review!

[@tonygallagher6989]

A narcissistic piece of work which falls embarrassingly short? I know you're talking about the film, but that also perfectly describes Michael Flatley.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I tip my hat to you sir 🎩

[@kruk_7279]

Is it worse than Barbarella?!

[@Sangor]

@@crappyfilmfans I hope that after you tipped it you wore it at a jaunty angle.

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

He actually performed a miracle here he made us all tap dance whilst pointing at him

[@johnmc3862]

Hardly, a multi millionaire from dancing? I’d take it.

[@ZeusMcCormick]

The only thing missing is our hero telling the villain to go puck himself.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Tap dance on aisle 5

[@wiskadjak]

My wife and I watched this movie last night. As you said this "movie" is a pastiche of scenes cloned from real movies. Fight choreography and, to some degree, the jaunty hat angle is from The Quiet Man (1952). The line "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays cards." is lifted from Goldfinger where James Bond says "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays golf." Also, referring to something as "The Formula" is a movie trope that was already cliche when I was a kid in the 1960's.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Sooo much ripped off and the dialogue was so trash

[@kevinpatrickmacnutt]

I just remember Denis Leary referring to Flatley as "A**hole of the Dance". Flatley and Eric Roberts in one movie that is a serious lack of talent.

[@netsudro]

😂 Nice! You forgot to put the Chandler line: "his legs move like they are independent from his body"

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha

[@alexandermikhailov2481]

I think Michael Scott has to sue this guy for stealing his Threat Level Midnight. 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Lawsuit in progress :)

[@disf5178]

Something tells me his 2 "best ____" awards are from an agency he owns.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha deffo, no way real humans chose him for best acting 🎭

[@DeclanRyanRising]

This kinda review is given to 95% of first time filmmakers. But it feels so much better when it's about a dorky dance champion rather than your crew member friend who spent a decade on film sets and still blows his 1st attempt.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yes but when it’s multimillionaire it’s extra special

[@RetirePhilippines]

You had me laughing so hard I paused it half way through bc I didnt want the video to end😂

[@MrUnboxerVideos]

The real conundrum, is does he himself think its great, and sits and watches it himself often?

[@crappyfilmfans]

I’m pretty sure he’s hard watching himself

[@MrUnboxerVideos]

@@crappyfilmfans what a strange bloke

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@MrUnboxerVideos Agreed

[@montecristo1845]

This movie’s very existence is a reminder of how unfair life is for the truly talented and creative.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Or how hilarious rich ppl can be to assume their good at all things

[@Undaglibenglaubengloben]

🎶 Cry me a river 🎶

[@4879daniel]

Michael Flatley is hugely talented and creative - just not in films

[@MikeFoxLive]

This commentary is simply brilliant! Got up this morning like mehh then watched this and now am so happy!! Thank you for my great day ahead lmao xx

[@andrewkendall7814]

I guess I'm too old for breakneck speed narration. A few minutes, got the gist, that was more than enough for me.

[@arkoisagoodboy]

Got a role for a C-list movie that you're willing to overpay for because you have cash but don't know what a box office draw is? Eric Roberts is your man.

[@ZER0--]

I'm worried that I'm going to get lots of River Dance videos in my feed after watching this.

[@Moviesan69]

Thank you for making this, I remember seeing an ad for this movie years ago and had completely forgotten about it while somehow always being curious about it 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Most welcome

[@PompeySomerstown]

Michael Flatley plays....... Victor Blackley! Genius 😆😆😆

[@michpemberton2487]

I'm allergic to cringe, i'm going to have to watch this in increments.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I've left the best for last :)

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

So true. I'm watching here for the first time (now at 13:00), and I've had to pause every 30 seconds because I can't handle the cringe. It's surely impressive, but not in a good way. 😁

[@gandalainsley6467]

China has a thing with doing these types of movies. There have been multiple Chinese movies where a millionaire hires a known martial arts actor and then has a fight scene with them and then beats them easily. One to came to my mind was a guy who hired Tony Jaa so in the fight scene with his tai chi he could easily beat him. It was odd. I forgot its name but supposedly its a common thing that millionaires in China do.

[@jumhed994]

Jack Ma who once owned AliBaba, China's Amazon made a movie where he beats up famous Kung Fu people

[@crappyfilmfans]

Geeez that’s madness

[@kittymervine6115]

"it's getting late.." um, yes grandpa, the light is still out but bedtime at 7pm is fine. it's kind of, secretly, just another day of drama at the nice senior nursing home.

[@ruijikisu]

its terrible, but theres something i respect about rich people doing this sort of thing its kinda...cute that someone with a lot of money would make a movie where they are james bond, thats like what a child would say theyd do if they had a lot of money

[@Christian-wr4ge]

I have to admit that it's pretty well shot though. It might be drawing from other movies when it comes to mood and composition, but it's well executed (and which movie doesn't draw from other sources).

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yeah it’s well shot, which makes the terrible dialogue, acting and plot even more jarring and funny

[@kuribayashi84]

I wonder if that comes from Flatley having an eye for visuals at least or from him having a genuinely talented DP on hand.

[@kildogery]

That hat change was spectacular.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Most majestic thing I’ve seen

[@kildogery]

@@crappyfilmfans surely a flat cap, makes more sense when driving? It's so odd.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I think the one fatal flaw you’ve made there is using logic and reason

[@kildogery]

@@crappyfilmfans he should have switched it backwards and put on some sweet goggles. He obviously did the wardrobe himself too. The fool.

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@kildogery now that's a movie I'd watch!

[@necrosadotor]

this kind of cinema rules, it's way better than the usual hollywood

[@crappyfilmfans]

Dam right

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Who does Flatley think he is? Steven Seagal?

[@crappyfilmfans]

I hope he goes on a movie making spree like Seagal

[@staceyd7986]

Michael fanny magnet Flatley

[@jaylong4705]

Can i just say that Eric Roberts is the man?

[@crappyfilmfans]

Love that dude

[@oyeaoyea8555]

this review is hilarious but i still give credit to michael flatley for following his passion and putting himself out there to be judged - many let the fear of being mocked prevent them from even trying.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I give credit for him entertaining us

[@CowboyPants-h5p]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dryhten1801]

Uh, no

[@DRXNESTRIKE]

@@Dryhten1801?

[@jamesbomd3503]

And it's something he can show his grandchildren Hopefully when they're around 3 or 4 before their brains have properly formed

[@Hectorsdad]

Thanks so much for this review. Cheered me up no end. My thanks to the production too as they provided the ammunition. 🤣

[@shane7103]

It’s like Flatley is the only one taking it seriously while the rest of the cast are just trying to make it through scene without bursting out into laughter. I’m so going to watch this given the chance

[@ObeyCamp]

Do kids these days know about Michael "The Lord of the Dance" Flatley? His background makes this whole thing much more funny to me.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Michael flatulance, at your service

[@JasonAWilliams-IS]

So bold, so brave, such a great treatment of the subject. Brava!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you 🙏🏼

[@Shin_Akumi]

Bravo* he is a man and so are u lol

[@gener2842]

This is the best review I have ever witnessed in the history of cinema!!! 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

This is the best comment in the history of comments! (Deffo not paid by me)

[@gener2842]

@@crappyfilmfans I can attest to the fact that I have no financial relationship with the reviewer

[@ditzygypsy]

What did the budget go to? Well, the HATS, of course!! 😂😂 This review was absolutely sublime. ♥️🤣

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thanks 😂😂😂

[@grazie-dc6we]

That professional hat balancer was worth every penny though!

[@wheretoplaygames]

I’m actually glad that I stuck it out this long video just to hear “Judge Judy and executioner”!🤣🤣🤣

[@crappyfilmfans]

That’s a little hot fuzz nugget for the regulars. Welcome 👍🏼

[@jonstiffer4994]

I read Flatley's autobiography and I'm not that suprised that he made this movie.The book made it quite clear that he thinks very highly of himself. Lord of the Dance was fantatic though and I can't really fault him for making a movie since he can afford it. I probably would too. :)

[@crappyfilmfans]

The ego has money

[@jans2887]

Michael Flatley wrote an autobiography? LOL 🤣

[@SlimRhyno]

This made me fall in love with "Threat Level Midnight" all over again. 🥰 ... Wait, that was the whole point of the video, right?! 🤔

[@crappyfilmfans]

It’s awesome

[@nobodyfromnowwhere7510]

I don't think any spy movie can be worse than Double Down. You just can't compete with Neil Breen when it comes to sheer, insane, complete incoherence.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Damm i need to watch this!

[@merrymartin3335]

In the middle of this video an ad for the Brit tv series “Vera” came on. Great actress Brenda Blethan wearing the same old dumpy clothes with same old bucket hat plonked squarely on her head (never strategically cocked) proceeds to perfectly encapsulate her iconic childhood in a mere 20 seconds on screen. Ironic

[@HenryKinross]

Thank you Mr Flatly. I wasted 5 minutes of my life downloading this instead of the apple TV series of the same name. According to your seamstress you used to actually climax in your leathers at the climax of lord of the dance 😢

[@crappyfilmfans]

haha you musta thought, theres too much dancing in this new apple TV show!

[@mrgadget1485]

The plot and acting may be ridiculous, but I gotta say it's beautifully shot.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Cinematographer for sure the imposter in this group

[@carzybacon47]

The last Jedi

[@carzybacon47]

@@apatheticnoncombatant7750 me last night

[@helvete_ingres4717]

it looks very much lke an actual film

[@themicrobrandexpert]

The dialogue reminded me of the fake soap that was playing on the TV sets in Max Payne.

[@crappyfilmfans]

haha so true! Lords and Ladies distracted me too much while playing Payne

[@tahustvedt]

I want a cop duo movie with this guy and Steven Seagal.

[@crappyfilmfans]

This event would be the singular cause of world peace

[@deankruse2891]

Directed by Sachs baron cohen

[@szilardfineascovasa6144]

50 seconds in, I know I got to watch this. Ty for your service, but I'll abandon before spoilers!

[@BollywoodBonanzaB]

09:48 That walk, that swagger, unlocked a core memory of watching LotD reruns at Christmas time!!! He is absolutely walking across the stage to prepare to tapdance across it!!!

[@kslique]

At 21:17 you can see the angle of the hat matches the angle of the treeline behind him. That's attention to detail. That's cinema!!!

[@crappyfilmfans]

I hear it also matched the angle of his left testicle...

[@terrencezellers9105]

At the climax "shall we dance" you need to point out that there's a well known trope (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) "If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

[@crappyfilmfans]

😂😂😂

[@DeadShred9]

Eric Roberts with all due respect can really Act we have seen it remb. "The Dark Night" a small Role but he kept up with all the other Top end actors . He's done this a lot over the decades . But he never turns down a Role that has a Paycheck and is sketchy as a movie .Yet he does good with so much trash Kudo's Eric you can act no matter the Budget !!!

[@brutus4013]

Loved your review. Lots of laughs. Cheers😎🥃

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you 😁

[@dukecity7688]

I forgot about this guy. Lard of the Dance. You made my day with this. The stupid, jaunty hats, Does he want to convey he's just an old song and dance man? Him walking on the beach is right from Fire Island in the 80's. I always found him to be a conceited creep. This confirms my feelings about the guy. This was fun.

[@dirtyguava8209]

Cinematography and camera tracking is legit though

[@BrockSamson-i1i]

everytime I see the head rub, it makes me think of Travolta touching peoples faces

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha 😛