DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT AND MAGIC (Complete Series)

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[@tardwrangler]

I've learned that if Chris says anything like "this game is so good" chances are they're gonna abandon the playthrough

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

I mean, they rarely complete ANY games, no?

[@PandaTamer97]

🤕

[@ratbagextreme]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 unless cory is there they never finish the game

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

he doesnt want to play good games, he wants to play bad games and upload more incomplete series and stupid compilation videos for money

[@greenpinapple820]

​@ratbagextreme i mean julian got them through kingdom hearts 1 and 2 let that sink in.

[@ChrisKola]

It's really impressive that Tomar was able to play off that Tomar Emerald they find in the temple as just a "crystal", I don't know how the guys didn't realize what was happening there.

[@sr.365]

It's his great history as a voice actor. He really knows how to sell it and it's honestly scary sometimes

[@MrTeucro99]

@@sr.365 i mean we are talking about tomar, he wrote a hole book about manipulation and how he dosent see hes friends and family as people but as "pawns", as movable obects on the schems and games he plays, real sociopath stuff.

[@Enward834]

@@MrTeucro99 hi I'm new here. What the he'll does this mean? I assume this I some inside joke I don't understand yet. So please explain. Alternatively what is the name of the book?

[@Nick-ry4mk]

@@Enward834 lol people just portray Tomar as this megalomaniacal psychopath because he is in fact the opposite - a swell, pleasant dude. As far as I know the man has not published any books

[@earlofill2580]

@@Enward834 It’s funny to make the very nice man, Tomar, to sound like a sociopathic degenerate

[@bahskintimulholde6191]

"It's crazy that in the middle ages they didn't not have spaghetti-o's or nothing, and if you had to want spaghetti-o's you would've had to be like - the king. Or you would've had to own the whole thing."

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Not if you were Aye-talian.

[@metaleggman18]

This hit me, because as an adult gamer, Spaghetti-o's are part of my life blood

[@Myuubey]

Best Lyle quote ever

[@resiseven7407]

yo whats the timestamp for this

[@bahskintimulholde6191]

@@resiseven7407 43:03

[@thomasshrum4006]

"If it's a French weapon it might as well be a kiss" is such a brilliant, overlooked throwaway line.

[@peterdinkler4950]

truly a Shakespeare of our times.

[@Trynt33]

At least it got a hearty certified Tomar laugh

[@BiffBacon1000]

Lyle’s “medieval trivia explained like an ignorant teenager” bit deserves its own tv show

[@Chreeeis]

I absolutely love source, without a doubt the best game engine of all time. Its depressing how shallow (and expensive) visuals are more in demand these days instead of the versatility source brought. For an engine that’s been used to create so many amazing games, this one in particular is super impressive. There’s so much stuff this game pulls off well that I never thought the early 2000s build could manage.

[@2DReanimation]

I bought my first own gaming PC for HL2, and it just about ran the demo of Dark Messiah back then. Sure that was from 2003 to 2006, but still, you shouldn't have to buy a new high end PC just to play a game in such a short span of time. So I think that might have been an issue with its success. But on the other hand, it still looks good today, at least to me.

[@newusernamehere4772]

You're right but also this genre of game in general is impressive almost 100% of the time regardless of engine or platform (see Deus Ex, Thief, System Shock, Dishonored, Prey, etc)

[@Cactus_fucker]

"Dark messiah" is what tomar forces jaxxy to call him

[@whosapickle]

God damnit lol

[@willloehr806]

Woman turns into demonic succubus Chris and Tomar: WHOA WHAT AHH Lyle: Now hold on a minute let’s hear her out

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Lyle always renews his monster fucking permit

[@joolianlee]

1:06 why was this genuinely perfectly spot on

[@bearded_snorlax]

Lyle's statement about the Spaghettios still makes me laugh really hard

[@eatshytforlife8751]

If you guys feel sad about this being an incomplete series here's what you need to do: Email Chris and tell him how much it upsets you everytime he drops your favourite game of all time. Attach to this email a recording of yourself slamming hands and feet on the floor in frustration while wearing a shit stained diaper and screaming "please Chwis finish my favouwite game pleeeease".

[@milangiroux]

Many people are saying this

[@mariano1196]

I look like this and say this

[@PALACIO254]

No you have to sat pweeeeeze

[@blackbaby6977]

i did this but with a video of me crying with a shotgun in my mouth

[@stellviahohenheim]

You can't tell autistic people what to do

[@BoogDude14]

Appreciate the Zardoz reference Lyle made. He played that massive floating head perfectly

[@opiterturpilinus2248]

Man I wish this series would of continued

[@boiboi7717]

*would have *puts hands over ears to shield my sensitive eardrums from the thunderous applaud and cheering*

[@UltraTaka1]

@@boiboi7717 Reddit

[@kineticskylines]

@@boiboi7717 Reddit

[@XX-ep5xt]

Well I mean dishonored is spiritual successor by the same company

[@El-Burrito]

@@UltraTaka1 spread it

[@Gypples]

Oh man, I remember when funhaus played this. This one's always fun, lol

[@Jerraro]

Yeah.

[@jacobedwards4747]

RIP Funhaus, it died for me when Bruce left.

[@kett912]

Golden-age funhaus is the top tier of KZbin

[@Sh5h5h]

ooh great, now i'm being remembered about the fact that funhaus stopped being funny on oneyplays' videos

[@hidden1319]

I’m better than oney I got heat on my paige

[@IAmCaligvla]

In retrospect this game is like one those VR games from nowadays where all you do is fuck around with NPCs and physics except without VR component. Good times, good times..

[@mr.nazareth4501]

Yeah, no wonder why I got blade and sorcery vibes from this

[@mankulon790]

@@mr.nazareth4501 bro I did too,plus their voices sound like blades and sorcery lol

[@storiesfromtheabyss9808]

Coming straight from the Lego City episode to this has absolutely slain me

[@superblambo2592]

Sseths review is golden

[@jackmazeika5594]

Genuinely love seeing them be this excited playing a game.

[@dextergrif2019]

I can’t believe they totally ignored Tomar’s “cut the rope” joke

[@DevonPalmer98]

Incase anybody wants a good play through of full game, I recommend funhaus one. Easily one of their best

[@nemomoo]

Thank you

[@scrithen2836]

I recommend watching jermas vod of it though i have no idea if he finished it

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Idk man the only reason I listen to these let's plays is for the funni boys. I don't get the whole watching people play games thing.

[@scrithen2836]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 jerma is a funny boy so

[@ZirconiumandKnox]

@@A_Black_Sheep94 the funhaus video formula is very similar to this

[@RobbieRothschild]

Of all the oney plays videos, this is one of them also

[@bastiwen]

I'm kinda sad they didn't finish the game, it's one of my favourite of all time.

[@2DReanimation]

Yeah, it's great, imagine an open-world RPG with this fighting and gameplay mechanics. It's not been made all these years later!

[@focampo5672]

“This was the period of time where you couldnt trust a wizard” made me laugh and idk if he was just playing it straight or if he didnt mean that as a joke

[@edgarpoe5214]

April 4th. I imagine a long awaited finale may be released.

[@PixelOverlap]

I was literally just thinking about this game and wishing he would play more and then bam I manifested this video you’re welcome everyone

[@joolianlee]

Thank you Alex

[@metalmugen]

You truly are the Dark Messiah ™

[@souljaboy.6668]

Xlea Loowtocc The Dark Messiah Of Might And Magic

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Go back to Tik Tok plz

[@zer0theher060]

I'm not going to thank you because I actually wanted them to finish this

[@bzradiohead18]

Ahh yes, when Tomar got into the ham game

[@dr_dufresne]

Lyle funny af

[@Nousos]

I always loved the Xplay episode intro for this game review, which came out around the time of Oblivion "No more man faced females! get ready for a sexy fantasy"

[@holysparkbatman]

It’s always awesome to see people are out there with a memory longer than two years and don’t talk in memes or shitty jokes for fake likes. I really miss some old stuff but I’m glad the sess is back now!

[@kupokinzyt]

@@holysparkbatman Sess is back, where!?

[@Nousos]

Nah he's gone again it was like two months of nothing.

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

Now that Funhaus is dead it's nice to see someone else play this.

[@DjDustiSam]

This and Dragon's Dogma (requires Cory, Jeff and Dave to be there) Need a completion.

[@vincentsavoretti2201]

I'm still in the phase where I go "oh shit I didn't know the goblinoids played [insert game here]" and it'll be a sad day when that ends

[@ckopen7192]

damn, i had no idea this was a source game. thats crazy, i havent seen many source rpgs

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

Damn theyve made dishonored a bunch of times now

[@Skimmerlit]

Tomar laughs hysterically at the concept of showering women in consideration.

[@Zoom-xg5mr]

When they say I wish there was a game about you waking up drunk to a monk telling you what to do. I thought about Bad Fur Day

[@tyronequinn]

Such a fun one of their smaller series

[@JolanXBL]

Ya gotta throw the ice on the ground, that's the best magic

[@zakarylorrain7422]

Love this series for revealing this game to me.

[@MrJurgenman]

Charlie Kelly: Ghoul Chaser

[@TheOlioster]

Nice Zardoz reference, Lyle!

[@nellenbacher]

Pretty sure, only me and you got that joke

[@Lord.Smith.the.first.]

I loved this game, glad the boys has fun with it

[@schweedies4597]

We need a complete series of all fantasy based play throughs. I'm ready for my 40 hour video chris

[@bigbeefscorcho]

They recently released a “best of RPGs”, that’s kinda close!

[@utstufff]

I LOVE THIS GAME AHHHH

[@zachisgamer7711]

ONEYPLAYS IS THE BEST SERIES TO EVER EXIST

[@vandalboi253]

The biggest tragedy is they will never finish this :(

[@whosapickle]

They're never gonna finish a game again

[@JustaCastle]

As long as they keep uploading I’m cool. But I wish Chris would have stuck to New Vegas. He seemed like he was having fun.

[@whosapickle]

@@JustaCastle I love this channel, I'm just goofin. More of new vegas would've been pretty cool

[@zachisgamer7711]

I LOVE ONEYPLAYS

[@redcherry8137]

Yayy ty for the post should keep my day off busy ♥️

[@whosapickle]

What's that about a bussy?

[@DeathByFrenchFry]

I forgot about this game! Lol looks fun to fuck around in

[@aGVTfilm]

I've never heard of this game but I am genuinely loving the look of it, I'm gonna have to track it down :D

[@goreobsessed2308]

I legit didn't know about this game I'll have to play this myself..... kicking dudes into spikes is giving me dying light flashbacks

[@bearsaroundhere]

it's super fun and very cheap on steam sales I seem to remember

[@boglurker2043]

It's jank as fuck but a fun experience regardless

[@scrubmyfweed]

Dark MessiAHHHHHHHH

[@andreruiz3757]

Hi. I know this is a long shot, but I remember a game similar to this in terms of setting in a fantasy world. I only remember most of the enemies being Orcs and one of the bosses being a cyclops. I also remember that you had a female companion with you that was only a voice in your head and there was also different stats given to you by items. Again, a long shot but I want to relive games from my childhood

[@newusernamehere4772]

It's called the Legend of Zelda bruh

[@newusernamehere4772]

Nah but maybe one of the Gothic games? Not sure if there's any cyclopes in that one though

[@newusernamehere4772]

My final guess is Arx Fatalis which this game is kind of a spiritual sequel to

[@hurrikanlouitrollthemall1241]

27:00 it would be so funny if lyle would said use the donkey kong strategy! throwing barrels while making ape noises

[@klg9549]

NOOOO! Now this one not being played more is just sad!

[@esteemedyams]

Dang, I wonder how many people even got Lyle's Zardoz reference. He's truly a man of culture.

[@serenity8839]

God i loved an hated this game so much! its bizarre but brilliant.

[@morningcoffeeOW]

1:02:30

[@spooky6oo]

I was really hoping they would play a bit more of this game

[@boglurker2043]

It's a miracle if they finish a game nowadays. I was surprised they finished little nightmares 2.

[@Intergalacticzz]

I love your vids

[@mediummethodmedia7371]

Hey Chris listen, sorry to bother you but me and the boys at the orphanage got to thinking last night and well, WE WOULD LOVE AN ONEY *PRAYS* EPISODE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE! Something me and the boys can really break out our favorite crucifixes for and maybe have a good ol rosary romp over! Blessings and kisses!

[@connercharbonneau4311]

Yes please

[@Evan858]

Amazing how much Chris could suck at a game within the first mission. That was stressful

[@Fallleaf665]

You guys should play gorilla tag, Chris would love it!!

[@creagandubh4411]

I knew a person that would yell at her overbearing dog 'You Be Soft!!' ... that's all I hear now.

[@-geeko123]

What

[@newusernamehere4772]

@@-geeko123 Soft as in quiet, probably not an American person

[@BlueKeyAnimations]

Lyle’s amazing jokes getting ignored is tragically consistent.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

not the whole game but complete enough

[@thoz6363]

this game looks like an insanely good oblivion gameplay overhaul

[@YurrWhat]

I like how Lyles plan was to buy the black belt first then get a loan for other stuff lol

[@johnnybravo5726]

love dis game

[@RamenSploosh]

i rhink some more little spund effects luke in the origional mario party game would be nice! like some beeps accompanying the countdown, etc. just helps the game feel more lively!

[@DEMiURGE455]

Someone should make a montage of every time Chris throws an object at an enemy lol

[@morgancasey]

I just shit my pants

[@julianfricke6427]

Well Micro soft is probably aso named after bills little friend

[@loadingwarcry9946]

hey it’s my teen years before my eyes

[@inferior3199]

So I did check up on Lyles claim that "you weren't allowed to have a Bible" and it ends up not being true. A lot of books used to be hand written. All of it. So only the well off and privileged people had any books at all and only the most privileged members of the clergy would have the copies of the Bible. In fact, it is most likely that the clergy shared the one bible assigned to the particular church. While Bible ownership wasn't common they still had availability to biblical material(letters and writings from the apostates, which were copied and exchanged all over Asia minor,North Africa and Europe). Only after printing became a thing it started to become more available to the common folk. But I wouldn't be surprised that some people who infiltrated the church used the fact that the Bible wasn't common to their own selfish needs.

[@ryanderosia9671]

Oneyplays should play final fantasy 14 online, because it’s the perfect mmorpg

[@velocity9OOOYT]

Hooray I watched the video in 10 secs

[@papyshak]

When they sat lever like leaver I seriously wonder if that's how you pronounce lever in america

[@simonmcfarland3519]

I live for Lyle’s Comments

[@epictom3423]

Epic

[@binglemccringle705]

is this the only game in that "series"?/are there more games than just might and magic (and the multiplayer pvp game)? i got might n magic but i was wondering if i missed a newer one/+couldnt find it

[@boglurker2043]

This is the only one that was made like this afaik. Dishonoured series is the spiritual successor by the same developers.

[@binglemccringle705]

def appreciate the insight c: i was half hoping there was news of a new one in the works or something cause goddamn the world building >chefs kiss i still go back to dishonored now n then tbh

[@boglurker2043]

@@binglemccringle705 dishonored 1 is great. definitely top 10 for me. never got around to playing 2, didn't really like the look of the setting. dunwall and the rat plague made dishonored for me.

[@10isawsome]

Any tips for playing this game on steam without it crashing? I can play it fine for the most part, but I bought it for a friend and its keeps crashing on him :( he really wants to play tho

[@Scootz_]

This is one of their funniest playthroughs and it's only 1 hour. Meanwhile we have a 14+ hour YIIK playthrough that was just pure pain. Please... Please...

[@Trynt33]

Please... PLEASE more YIIK, Chris, we're begging you!

[@TobyW360]

Stonehelm is a rad metal band

[@GraveFoxx7599]

9:53 That bald guy kinda sounds like the father in the game, "D".

[@razz5614]

20:01 OG MY GOD

[@N7niko]

I wish I bought a copy of this back in the day.

[@Mister_Shire]

press 1 repeatedly to call your cat

[@TobyW360]

Sup from fresno ca

[@theofficalplanetsheenfanpage]

Gamer moment

[@JustaCastle]

Oh yeah Mr Krabs

[@goldreplicant2032]

practicing telekinetic powers

[@darkenergy7526]

You have to register to your local pd as soon as you become a black belt

[@gabeblack8247]

Chris makes me lol XD hehe haha a lot

[@meatshield_]

1:00:06 "She can't do that! Only I can!"

[@fuqkme]

MORE ZARDOZ REFERENCES!

[@jupjup7845]

Huh! You guys are freaks!

[@YinYang333]

adam and perhaps bert

[@im-a-teapot]

Noting down 36:56 for future use.

[@belthazarthedestroyer4371]

Haha bruh lol hehe gay lmao rofl