I thought it couldn't get worse than Apocalypse, but Dark Phoenix proved me wrong.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
Nah, Apocalypse was worse in terms of storytelling, characterization, and production value.
@yudhabagaskara983 ай бұрын
First class saga should've been ended after Days of Future Past
@alienboy13223 ай бұрын
Days of Future's Past was great.
@RioFordays3 ай бұрын
It should have ended at First Class, actually.
@LukeLovesRose3 ай бұрын
X-Men Days of Future Past is possibly the greatest superhero movie ever made. It's really hard to live up to that. I think apocalypse did a pretty good job of following up first class at least
@alienboy13223 ай бұрын
@@LukeLovesRose I think Days of Future Past may be my favorite X Men film. Deadpool and Wolverine is second.
@LukeLovesRose3 ай бұрын
@@alienboy1322 Right? I think there are too many fans that want mindless action like we see in The Eternals set to the X-Men 97 theme. But what we see in the Fox X-Men films can hit so much deeper. It hits us on a more human level, especially when the movie is great. That being said, I don't think Iceman will ever look as effective and amazing as he does in Days of Future Past... even if he's on screen for such a short time
@SS-dd1px3 ай бұрын
MCU really stands for, “Mutant Containment Unit”, not “Marvel Cinematic Universe”
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
And?!
@SS-dd1px3 ай бұрын
@@xgray2012 what?
@zachryder31503 ай бұрын
New Mutants: Am I a joke to you? *YES!*
@BigMob053 ай бұрын
I'm STILL disappointed They didn't make Storm a stand-alone Movie Using Both Halle Berry & Alexandra Shipp.
@wstine793 ай бұрын
Jesse Shade is the best X-Man since Dazzler.
@dariandavis72283 ай бұрын
Dark Phoenix looks low budget And everyone checked out. Last Stand looked good and had good effects.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
No shit.
@vfxcreations41993 ай бұрын
Dark Phoenix had very realistic and amazing effects it definitely didn’t look low budget.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
That sound like an honest opinion at all.
@Zice0333 ай бұрын
I'm kinda an outlier in internet CBM Fan circles in which I will always take "Too Silly" over "Too Dour". Life is sad enough.
@The_Infamous_Boogyman3 ай бұрын
I didnt hate dark Phoenix all that much, it had some vicious kills on the train, cyclops saying 'ill fkn kill u' and beast all pissed off, not to mention, lawrence finally gone YES!, but it for sure missed the mark for source material and those friggin suits were SO BAD
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Ya' think?!
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
The only major difference between the source material is that they changed the villains from the Hellfire Club to those aliens.
@dominicarroyo62693 ай бұрын
Personally I didn't hate it but the character ark for mystique is always baffling to me especially with this movie. Not just her attitude,but never made sense how she was ok with average humans seeing her blue form but wasn't ok with her fellow mutants seeing her that way when they got back from the space mission??? Plus beast going the way he did was a little nuts to, considering him and raven hardly had a thing and he's going hard like they actually had something when he ruined any of that in the first class.
@ebbderelict3 ай бұрын
I didn't care for Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique at any time. It may be clearer here, but I never felt like she was particularly interested in playing the character. Maybe I was just spoiled with Rebecca.
@dominicarroyo62693 ай бұрын
@@ebbderelict I think she was in the first one but by the third one,you can tell she was just forcing herself to get through it
@KoolKeithProductions3 ай бұрын
I loved that ppl used to bash X3 as a bad Dark Phoenix adaptation ....until they saw a BAD MOVIE PERIOD about Dark Phoenix. lol
@perfectallycromulent3 ай бұрын
that's why i'm confused. i thought this was gonna be about the earlier crappy movie, and i'm seeing entirely new stuff here.
@KoolKeithProductions3 ай бұрын
@@perfectallycromulent happy to disappoint you, I'm sure
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
You clearly never read the Dark Phoenix Saga. lol
@KoolKeithProductions19 күн бұрын
@agentofchaos7456 I saw the version on the 90s show. Was bored outta my mind.
@ministerofdarkness3 ай бұрын
To quote Jon Lovitz The Critic, "It STINKS"!
@barney78223 ай бұрын
Simon Kinberg might not be a good writer But you can bet that he's a great producer It was because of him that we got "First Class", "Deadpool" and "Logan" And not to mention "The Martian" too
@LeonardoKlotz3 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion: I found Simon Kinberg's direction pretty solid He was able to give the movie an identity of its own, rather than trying to replicate Bryan Singer's direction Unlike Brett Ratner tried to do in The Last Stand
@ebbderelict3 ай бұрын
I enjoyed Dark Phoenix more than X3 or Apocalypse. I think it maybe tops out at "ok", but I thought that train scene was a great set piece allowing it to end on a high note, where those other two did not have that high point.
@Zombiesnyder133 ай бұрын
I loved Hans Zimmer's score so much that I made a video of the first AVENGERS with the theme "Gap" and "Reckless" And one of VENOM with theme "Deletion"
@Bondfan19953 ай бұрын
Dark Phoenix is the Freddy’s Revenge of the X-Men Franchise, in terms of the subtext.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
That it makes the actual "Freddy's Revenge" look like a masterpiece in comparison.
@RayMcElroy503 ай бұрын
What I like the most about the X-Men movies is the fact that they never tried to follow the MCU's formula or its tropes, especially after it became a trend They never relied on nostalgia, the tone always kept consistent, and they always focused on the present And Dark Phoenix kept that way They kept their sense of individuality. Even the score was different in each movie
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
But Dark Phoenix suffered from a really shitty budget in its' production and the studio interference coming from Fox's incompetence.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Also Sophie Turner is a terrible actress.
@wstine793 ай бұрын
I heard that the D'Bari were supposed to be the Skrulls, but had to be changed because of Captain Marvel.
@RichardSeebald18 күн бұрын
You know the D'Bari are supposed to be the Sh'ar; bird human aliens!
@singleasasin3 ай бұрын
The movie had a good subject, and, could've been a success, but, at one point, the subject changed ! ...
@ii-mp1sp3 ай бұрын
For me, the X-Men movie universe ended in 2017 with Logan. And I refuse to recognize "Dark Phoenix" as canon.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
So you don't recognize Deadpool & Wolverine as canon either.
@jackbyrne46353 ай бұрын
I really like the idea that in Apocalypse the reason Professor X told Jean to “let go” was because he saw in Logan’s mind from Days of Future Past would ultimately come of suppressing Jean. The point is Apocalypse isn’t that bad and Dark Phoenix is that bad
@alejandrocedeno27833 ай бұрын
Great video!! Loved the jokes and references to other movies. Bad Ivan Ooze cosplay?? LOL
@Kerwin-Kendell3 ай бұрын
Why didn't they just give Matthew Vaughn the money to direct this movie, use the same writers as First Class, and the same DP? I'd have given Vaughn a fuckin island, a really good one just to make this movie.
@davidjames5793 ай бұрын
It was absolutely fine.
@marvelfoxmorty50573 ай бұрын
i already had no hope after Apocalypse (2016)... it's dull, lifeless & convoluted plot
@DOSkywalkR3 ай бұрын
As mentioned by pitch meeting: they should've named the school after Raven, not the person that killed her 😅 also nice you used the X-men intro song from the original cancelled pilot, which looked better but was awful xD
@valhallatv68893 ай бұрын
Yeah, terrible, but I have to give it props for the train setpiece finale as one of the best action scenes in the franchise...the rest was garbage.
@Blast22243 ай бұрын
I watched Dark Phoenix for free on a JetBlue flight home from Universal to NJ. This movie *worsened* my post vacation depression so much I wished I got 2.5 hours back to choose another film.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
You clearly didn't watch the movie because it was under 2 hours long.
@noheartfourteeneightyeight3 ай бұрын
all the xmen films are an insult to the fans, kelsey grammer as beast and jean luc as prof were the only roles even remotely well cast, wolverine is about 5 foot 3 in the comics and the theme of wolverine is "dwarf jokes", his signature move is allowing a member of his team with superstrenth to throw him at the enemy(dwarf tossing), he has no super strength, and they cast a lean and tall, over 6 foot hugh jackman to play him, might as well have just done a race and gender swap on him too, smh,
@Elora4453 ай бұрын
This is how I have always felt. I am also one of the few who really dislikes Wolverine's casting.
@noheartfourteeneightyeight3 ай бұрын
@@Elora445 bingo
@needfoolthings3 ай бұрын
A) I don't feel insulted by the movies. B) You call yourself an X-Men fan and put your opinion on a pedestal without remotely acknowledging the horrible writing X-Men comics have suffered time and time again over extended periods for decades.
@toukkero3 ай бұрын
Quicksilver is my favorite x-man, but I did not remember that he even was in this movie I only saw once. Sad.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
@8:58-9:02 *spliced in scene from X-Men: Days of Future Past.* Professor X: "FUCK OFF!!"
@ciaranmurren3 ай бұрын
X-Men takes place in 1994. X-Men Origins Wolverine ends with the 3 mile island accident 1979 and Charles says Logan has been living with no memory for 15 years.
@spicymemes74583 ай бұрын
*one of many endings Deadpool and Wolverine is the new last ending (for now)
@Omar-wq9dz3 ай бұрын
I remember reading somewhere Simon Kinberg wanted to split the movie in 2 parts, but I guess something happened which turned it into 1 movie
@pjacques0073 ай бұрын
Fox being bought up by Disney happened. They saw a DF ruff cut and changed the ending, since it mirrored their new Captain Marvel movie. They swept Dark Pheonix under the rug.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
They simply cancelled the sequel.
@goodwood-rc4nx3 ай бұрын
love the hot shots 2 reaction meme as this as much of the film have seen as never watched the film
@MichaelMichael-us6wq3 ай бұрын
Awww… I was expecting a Awfully good Green lantern, or x men origins
@okidokicreations10753 ай бұрын
Still...they had a great soundtrack by legendary Hans Zimmer
@chriseggroll3 ай бұрын
dark phoenix is one of the best x-men storylines so it was a real bummer how bad the movie was. it probably could have been two movies at least
@moeomoton5203 ай бұрын
I agree, no Shi ar, no Starjammers, and no Imperial Guard Battle in Blue Area of the Moon!
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
The movie isn't an adaptation of the Dark Phoenix Saga. It's an adaptation of Jean/Phoenix's origin story and the Hellfire Club arc. It was suppose to be the first film of a Dark Phoenix Saga/Inferno trilogy.
@ethanaleman3 ай бұрын
I liked it especially the night crawler revenge scene
@virgil32413 ай бұрын
I think if you just take it as a stand alone movie, its ok. Like nothing else exists, just this.
@benjaminwhite35853 ай бұрын
IMO, Dark Phoenix was better than Apocalypse. Not saying either movie was NEARLY as good as Days of Future Past, just saying my honest opinion.
@dermotfont-wk8gm3 ай бұрын
Bryan Singer left the franchise for "er reasons" 😳 🤣!
@bane666au3 ай бұрын
I love Magnet-toe but he can't wear steel cap boots, for obvious reasons.
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl944 ай бұрын
Oh boy this X-Mess! Seriously I hate this movie 😂 The X-Women line still grinds my gears on how awful it is (and I’m actually a woman!)
@loveandgamingxx17443 ай бұрын
It wasn't good, but Magneto was OP
@Axolotl_Mischief3 ай бұрын
I stopped after Days...my number one X-story to see on screen and it...was...*&!$#.
@will88TFs4Life3 ай бұрын
4 out of 10 is pretty high for this film
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
No it isn't. You got to judge a film on its own merits.
@gregjaro-mk7zs3 ай бұрын
WORST X-MEN PREQUEL FILM THAN "X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE", LMFAO! 🎞️🎬🎥👎🤣
@ryanmckenzie71493 ай бұрын
All I can say about this film is that it was too loud to sleep through.
@Usernamehear3 ай бұрын
These where definitely the X-men movies of all times
@davidgillespie-official3 ай бұрын
It's better than most of Marvel's movies and tv shows from the last few years
@marlonclark-ky6ub3 ай бұрын
no
@DannyBedo3 ай бұрын
I comport that this isn’t a bad movie, they just weren’t aloud to use the property rights that would have made this story complete. It’s why Wolverine and Deadpool can go back and fix the time line, this was broken to start and never had a fair shot
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
The X-Men film series ended with Logan.
@arielfangirlmendez3 ай бұрын
I'm glad you're not reviewing X-men the last stand thank god
@toddnolastname4485Ай бұрын
I thought New Mutants and the Deadpool movies were the only Fox movies I hadn't seen. Not sure how I missed this. Except I didn't care, and there was no Fox based streaming service.
@robbybarr68503 ай бұрын
Awfully Good Movies is one of my favorite KZbin shows. Keep it going!
@bdboricua31283 ай бұрын
Props for the ONEDERS refrence
@RC197863 ай бұрын
i loved this vdo, thanks Jesse!
@DrKuryakin3 ай бұрын
You do have to admit, one thing this movie did great, is being inspiration for hilarious youtube clips.
@YY-mi9rf3 ай бұрын
Was X-Men: The Last Stand Really That Bad? Yes, it was horrible because they killed both leaders (Charles and Scott) in a terrible way immediately. Having said that, Dark Phoenix was boring AF so it's really a tossup or preference as to which movie was worse. Oddly, both killed the franchise.
@ii-mp1sp3 ай бұрын
Well, X-Men: The Last Stand does not skimp on spectacular action.
@YY-mi9rf3 ай бұрын
@@ii-mp1sp doesnt contradict what I said, does it?
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
What do you mean they both killed the franchise? Deadpool & Wolverine made over a billion dollars at the Box Office. So what you're saying makes no sense at all.
@RichardSeebald3 ай бұрын
They got everything wrong in Dark Phoenix! The phoenix force is supposed to be a primordial entity that possesses those with supernatural powers! Jean Grey was exposed to the Phoenix force when the X Men went into space! Jean would later be found and brainwashed by the Hellfire Club, a club of mutant inspired by chess pieces and later become the Dark Phoenix! And also where the hell are the alien race The Shi’ar? The bird humans with feathers for hair? And what about their alien superhero enforcers The Imperial Guard? Where were they? Dark Phoenix was supposed to be fighting and destroying the planets, the Shi’ar and the Imperial Guard were supposed to abduct and fight the X-Men and also fight over the M’Kraan Crystal, the ruby that created the universe! And the main villain is D’Kan evil king of the Shi’ar! And Jessica Chastain is supposed to be D’Kan’s sister princess Lilandra, not Vuk!
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
You clearly have read any Phoenix comics yourself.
@charlesfaure11893 ай бұрын
"Let's replace Famke Janssen with the worst actress from Game of Thrones."
@mauriesl3 ай бұрын
One of the biggest questions in our modern times; is there anyone who thinks Sophie Turner can act?
@freemantle853 ай бұрын
The alternative casting options (according to IMDB) were Saoirse Ronan, Chloe Grace Moretz, Margot Robbie, Lily Collins, and Daisy Ridley
@fulcrum67603 ай бұрын
@@freemantle85Ridley would be a kick ass Silver Sable or Mystique!
@xperson8383 ай бұрын
24:42 - bruh, it`s not Claremont
@analidiatomaz54623 ай бұрын
This movie doesn't deserve to have this kind of video It ain't perfect, but is nowhere near to a level of mockery
@nicholasbennett73673 ай бұрын
Yeah ok 😂 might as well call it X women 😅 this movie was trash
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Uh..... the "X-women" line was cringe. *HELLO!!!*
@nicholasbennett73673 ай бұрын
@@xgray2012 I don’t disagree at all
@LiamDalley-jd1kc3 ай бұрын
This is my least favourite X Men movie. Say what you will about X Men Origins Wolverine, Apocalypse and or The New Mutants. At least they are interesting, Dark Phoenix is boring despite James Mcavoy, Michael Fassbender and Nicholas Holt trying their best
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
I actually found Origins and Apocalypse to be boring. Don't see what you found so interesting about them.
@Radiohead8013 ай бұрын
Two words. Bryan Singer
@AaronLitz2 ай бұрын
Is that garbage seriously what they mangled the Dark Phoenix story into? They turned the D'Bari into the _villains?!_ Demonizing the poor innocent broccoli people who were rendered extinct by the Dark Phoenix having a star snack? Good God, that writer is _bad._ I'm glad I stopped watching these movies after X2; every one after that has been obviously awful just from the trailers and commercials.
@averybryant69972 ай бұрын
we have to know what number to stop at when it comes to sequals..2 are plenty..if its REALLY any good 3 is better. trilogies are a thing now but not all of them have landed. but again..we are smart movie watchers..we know what number to stop at.
@_Luluko_3 ай бұрын
Older ones are cleary better not even Fassbender and Quicksilver could save these new movies. Terrible writing and zero sex appeal too.
@alienboy13223 ай бұрын
Long time, no see, Jessie.
@miketran42893 ай бұрын
The reason is simple, The world has had enough of MCU and super hero movies especially when Disney is at the helm to milk it and Star Wars for all it's worth. Dead Pool is the out liner because it's a result of pure love by Ryan Renolds and not a venture based on greed to feed the feeble minded consumers.
@animesjogoseseriesclassica82823 ай бұрын
I think that they where trying to make Mystique the main character of this trilogy so i dont understand why the third movie decided to do her so mindbendly annoying. That is just one of the many troubles here, though. 😂😂😂
@antdude3 ай бұрын
Is it that bad I shouldn't watch it as a fan? :(
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Yes.
@henrymockingbird96453 ай бұрын
It’s obvious X-Men The last stand is the better movie and is as far better than dark Phoenix
@Zombiesnyder133 ай бұрын
Absolutely not #IBlameAviArad
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
Not in terms of storytelling, characterization, and fight sequences.
@daniellethomas37453 ай бұрын
I miss unpopular opinions….
@John-wn4ow4 ай бұрын
Fuck that movie seriously.
@agentofchaos745619 күн бұрын
Why exactly?
@John-wn4ow19 күн бұрын
@ Nearly everything about it sucks.
@ArchAngelRacing3 ай бұрын
the movies is about family if you watced in the end what she said uhh everone hate this movie and dosent get the story
@Axolotl_Mischief3 ай бұрын
You don't get syntax and punctuation. Comment - NULL & VOID. 🙏
@MisogynyMan3 ай бұрын
Its not the best X movie but this just came off as whiny
@12oshinko3 ай бұрын
It was all trash after X2 97 was the only good thing since
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say that X-Men First Class and Logan were that bad. But they are still better than the New Mutants.
@jacobprayer86563 ай бұрын
Also Sophie Turner is a terrible actress terrible miscast for Jean grey not a very attractive person in general
@redxreview3 ай бұрын
Jesse Shade all your videos are top quality!
@sfkeepay3 ай бұрын
Almost none of your attempts at humor come close to being funny. Also, since when is it acceptable to include people being shot in the head?
@ArifHussain-u8e3 ай бұрын
Neither X-Men nor X-women. Name should be "X-Human".
@SimonAshworthWood3 ай бұрын
I enjoyed all of the Xmen films. Calling Dark Phoenix “a disaster” is melodramatic. A disaster is something like the Israeli terrorist detonations of 1,000s of pagers in Lebanon, which even killed an 8 year old girl.
@noheartfourteeneightyeight3 ай бұрын
work on your english,
@savage7513 ай бұрын
You might be the only one who thought when he used the term "disaster" he meant it in the same way as a serious terrorist attack. It's called hyperbole
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Have you not seen "The New Mutants?!"
@ArleenStater-w8f3 ай бұрын
Christian Squares
@wickdaline86683 ай бұрын
500th like 👍
@LukeLovesRose3 ай бұрын
I think you're all f***ed in the head. If you think this is a disaster and The Eternals isn't, you need help. New Mutants is a legitimate BAD movie. But Dark Phoenix is ok
@MoonTurky3 ай бұрын
Its just a nerd show dude relax
@LukeLovesRose3 ай бұрын
@@MoonTurky What do you mean, nerd show?
@XHero2203 ай бұрын
Still better the MCU films and those Deadpool horrible films. I am not kidding and you know that is the truth.
@marlonclark-ky6ub3 ай бұрын
no it's not
@XHero2203 ай бұрын
@@marlonclark-ky6ub Oh yes it is.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
How are Deadpool 1 and 2 bad again?
@XHero2203 ай бұрын
@@xgray2012 They ruin the characters and made the films a joke even when it should NOT have been.
@NavajoNinja3 ай бұрын
1:40
@johnjamesleahy40653 ай бұрын
13:50 !!! 😇🤗😎😂
@J_Starr0073 ай бұрын
Dark Phoenix was actually really good, studio meddling destroyed Simon Kimbegs vision he had for the movie but it's nowhere near as bad as The Last Stand, Apocalypse, or Wolverine Origins. That cast was amazing and did the best with what they were given, they definitely should've transitioned to Disney Marvel. Sophie Turner, Tye Sheridan, Alexandra Shipp, Even Peters, and Kodi Smit-Mcphee.
@xgray20123 ай бұрын
Too bad that we are not going to get an official Simon Kinberg cut of this movie like we did with the official Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.
@netspawn53 ай бұрын
So.,, was the script for this supposed to worse than the movie yall criticizing?! Cause damn.. i couldn’t finish even watching this lol this guy just whining for the first 2 minutes was enough for me (the whole x woman rant )… if you were going for funny critique … you overshot bud