Darkseid being a GODLY Jobber for 15 Minutes! Jobber Series

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Darkseids weakness: stairs Kingpins weakness: ladders Thanos weakness: throne addiction Wolverines weakness: birthdays

[@drakeloban4198]

Bonus* Apocalypses weakness: tables

[@SoulGizmo]

Thanos weakness: the nypd police

[@FookMi69]

I can’t believe Darkseid jobbed out to stairs. 💀

[@mider-spanman5577]

Haha! Darkseid was literally jobbing at the worst job ever! He couldn't do better than McDonald's!? Those writers did ya boi dirty!

[@wukongisas9564]

They call him McSeid in the street

[@levonpoe]

darkseid got served and forced to serve at McD

[@stevenaveed7742]

Thanos vs the stairs Darkseid vs the police that arrested thanos This would be a good match-up

[@vereen70]

“Run dem pocket Darksied” !!! 🤣😂🤣😂CLASSIC !! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@map7467]

Who Shot Ya by Notorious B.I.G. keeps Darkseid up at night. Also those stairs are narrativly representing the presence on a philisophical level, its deep so I can see how some would miss that

[@meatsweatsland]

Remember when Superman defeated Darkseid with a song....his true form by the way.

[@بشرى-ث8ذ3ش]

He sang through the miracle machine

[@darkseidmcdonald2125]

How dare you, I can make a way better big mac then Thanos ever could comprehend. McDonalds is.

[@stephenblack5425]

😂

[@deez187]

It's not that I necessarily enjoy the jobber and goon videos... It's that I thoroughly enjoy YOUR jobbers and goon videos. 💯😎🎉 Your commentary and delivery 🥂🍷

[@BigSirSplash]

Much love!

[@izzymosley1970]

Again I love it when these ultra powerful characters lose fights in pathetic ways it's hilarious.

[@shaad3659]

Bro Darkseid worked at mcdonalds lmao that's wild 😂

[@TheJohno95]

Darkseid's boyz like to talk shit about how Darkseid is a concept...We only see a small fraction of him when he appears. Maybe he needs to bring that shit all the way, because he's jobbing to people he should be beating over and over. I mean, yes, Thanos does his share of jobbing, too. But, damn, Doctor Doom mugs dudes in alleys...He don't GET mugged! Darkseid needs to get good!

[@mider-spanman5577]

Darkseid falling down the stairs has to be on here!

[@BLACKSTA361]

My fav is Darkseid simping for WonderWoman😂😂

[@jeyrey9835]

Shoulda have mentioned that time superman negged darkseid by singing. LMAO. Homie jobbed to pitch perfect

[@BigSirSplash]

Saving that to start Part 2 👀

[@jeyrey9835]

@@BigSirSplash 🐐🐐

[@wukongisas9564]

Better not bring homies ass to an Opera

[@davidogundipe808]

Darkseid isn't just the god of evil but the god of jobbers too.

[@Stormhart92]

You all remember that time batman dropped kicked Darkseid in justice league unlimited? A classic moment also another great video!!

[@KD-mh8kj]

Before i knew how powerful Darksied was i was like"look at him he's getting dropkicked by batman can he really beat goku?" The answer to that question is still yes but its funny

[@OCBFowner]

The ending of The Snyderverse Stairs comes to stop Darkseid!

[@all-stargam3rpunk]

Kinda surprised you didn't mention Darkseid putting over Doomsday (although it was pre True Darkseid was revealed). For the Thanos one I know him being arrested by the NYPD has to be there (even if it's non canon).

[@hiruyabebaw807]

you could make a third series called "jobber or goon" where you take characters who both jobb and goon and count up each then come to a conclusion

[@acevseveryone]

Smoking that darkside pack TOnightE😂😂

[@NMbones98]

Yo the boy uxas fell down stairs I'm dead asf that sh!t got deader than Bruce Wayne's parents bruh lmfao 💀

[@apocro.]

Reminds of when Darkseid just pulled up to someone's living room and just vibed on the couch

[@Darbzila]

Snow effect with the Christmas music is a nice touch. Yancy Street swapped realitys just to give Darkseid the hands

[@BigSirSplash]

Thank you! Sticking with it for December!

[@michaelgarcia5680]

Those were just the avatars lol. If it was their true forms Darkseid would be obliterated

[@jacksonwalker2667]

Don't forget that batman with the hell bat suit left his bat symbol branded on Darkseids chest before he left

[@cosmiccoatl6248]

You really did Jobseid like this

[@janodefenua4603]

Stairs are my nemessis too, i once broke a leg and another time almost busted my nose. They are legit scary.

[@Stormhart92]

Oh man this man did a Darkseid jobbes video 😂😂😂. You know you gotta do thanos next lol.

[@jermandcole4887]

Dark side arguably jobs harder than silver surfer

[@davidcarty7584]

That's impossible

[@BLH97]

Need to see a Dr Doom jobber video. It’s probably pretty short but I know he jobs in early Fantastic four and ultimate

[@grey2019]

Funny stuff! Yeah man both sides of the Thanos/Darkseid debate can both get so annyoningly contentious and rigid on both sides, excited for a Thanos jobber/goon video whenever it inevitably comes. I admire your research and viewpoints you bring in all your videos, happy I discovered this channel, really enjoying all your stuff, hope you continue to grow.

[@1973Ganesh]

Cosmic King Thor is pretty consistent. Except for that rock thing, when Thor has the power cosmic he has consistently been high tier

[@michaelgarcia5680]

I cannot wait to see how some Darkseid fans react to this!

[@obamakiske]

i’m a darkseid fan i enjoy his jobber moments

[@michaelgarcia5680]

@@obamakiske I know but I’m talking about the more insane ones.

[@DaBigBoss48]

I am an insane one and it's still hilarious. Life is as much a comedy as a tragedy, Drama.

[@obamakiske]

@@michaelgarcia5680 i am pretty much insane considering i have catalogued as much darkseid appearances and feats as i could

[@BigSirSplash]

@@DaBigBoss48 😂😂😂

[@hiruyabebaw807]

superman's fight with darkseid are like his only goon moments

[@NegrondaGwimReapa]

Because he not a goon, that man is a like paladin. He only fights to protect. Superboy Prime tho... Now THAT IS a Hall of Fame Goonlord.

[@jotoro5549]

I feel bad for darkseid Stans/fans

[@tahmima4877]

Broo that stairs is outerversal 💀💀💀

[@MAXBLACKHEART]

Man what ever writer wrote Darkseid working at McDonalds

[@sidneyadnopoz3427]

A goon of a writer

[@Superman-um9pd]

Despite loving Perpetua a lot, someday a jobber video gotta be done about her😂

[@redjirachi1]

Darkseid working at McDonalds is the DC equivalent of Aku ordering pizza

[@Superman-um9pd]

Don't you play with stairs, they can always be up to something!

[@stlouisstl]

Yeah boi has to pay the light bill for Apocalypse somehow lol

[@nibbaturtle3340]

YFV how about beings with COSMIC AWARENESS getting done dirty

[@spectacularnightmonkey8641]

Jessica Cruz's ring had absorbed a chunk of the Omega Force when she resurrected.

[@belgianheskey]

Batman using Darkseid for child labour, ohhh boy

[@far0oky0u25]

🤣 🤣 🤣 he got capped by Batman... I guess Batman is OP with guns? Hence Punisher Batman??.. Punisher Batman must be a goon confirmed.

[@mr.herbert532]

Darkside *Crushed.*

[@afro_souledits2382]

They jumped darksied as a tribute to Marvel Yancy street 😭😭😂

[@levonpoe]

Darkseid getting done by santa . " Here your coal bitch. see you next year" that was great

[@namelessvoid9725]

@Jobbers and Goons to be fair with death flash it was basically monitor and flash jumping him lol

[@MexicanWolf-lf3bn]

Stairs are a menace to society, no one can tell me otherwise

[@theomasole5105]

Me before watchingthe t video: Darkside's an absolute overpowered goon, he never gets caught lacking ever. Me after watching the video: Ohh brother this guy stinks.

[@belgianheskey]

Folded by king of jobbers Galactus? 🤦

[@nevenpatrk9661]

Ngl the fact the Darkseid, one of the most powerful beings in the DC Universe got rocked by stairs is absolutely hilarious.

[@noahdavis7609]

We smoking on darkside while watching this very videooooo 😂😂so happy I subscribed bro 💯

[@alexrobinet7576]

I think it is time to admit we have to move stairs up out of street tier.

[@mindset9102]

I’m at 12 seconds and I know that Santa Claus beef is coming up

[@justalonelyman994]

2:38 darkseid loss to a stairs, it's confirmed the stairs is boundless

[@yu-gi-ohheathen]

Jessica cruz is pretty cool in my opinion but definitely a darkseid jobber moment

[@eliandervalderen5849]

That gold suit with actually just armor that he stole off of a few Apocalypse in guards. The hellbat that was the suit that was made specifically for him though

[@HotshotABYT]

Darkseid on that Jobber shit loool

[@comprehentingbiased2968]

Darkseid has spoiled brat energy that he never grew out of it

[@isiahalcindor6278]

jeez man can we at least get his goon moments lmao

[@IVIunir]

I guess stairs are hyperversal lmao.

[@tsukiyami7101]

I wonder if darkseid will ever make escalators. Cause my guy has less walking capability than the penguins from Madagascar😂

[@RandAllmon]

honestly it’s tough for super powerful characters to not job bc when they’re defeated it’s a huge achievement but they’re only used as plot devices to show how powerful the hero is

[@RandAllmon]

a great example is doomsday i LOVE that character but when they created him they accidentally made one of the most OP characters in dc comics so much so when he jobs it’s like oh that was just a clone not the real doomsday

[@benvarela4472]

The GOD DARKSIED......................FALLING DOWN Hard AF on 1 single stair................FREAKING PRICELESS!!!!!!! How embarrassing & you KNOW he had those guards oppsed that day

[@thechristwholaughs9925]

Bruce plugged the fuck outta Dat nigga! LMMFAO! You hilarious bro!

[@mekhinextup]

Every one loves Orion yfv what u mean fam ?

[@cosmicredlanternkharnthebe520]

8 hours? Thanos would never(stairs, McDonald's) both job but darkside omega jobs

[@JustinDietzler]

Lol I sense some salt from justice leaague incarnate

[@l0sts0ul89]

Joob/Goon Paradox: Are they a jobber or is their op a goon?

[@diamondsandgold1993]

To the people who think Darkseid could beat Thanos.

[@stephenblack5425]

😂

[@metalmonke5463]

Hulk > Darkseid. Wake me up when I miss 🥱🥱

[@him8675]

IMAGINE WORKING AT MCDONALD'S DAM I FEEL BAD FOR YOU DARKSEID🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

[@arrozjunto]

last one had me weak

[@princeofdarknessfr]

"Nobody's checking for orion" 💀

[@Kainpound]

We need a Godzilla Goon video.

[@spawnofragnarok9267]

SCP2863 the starving skeletons 🆚 SCP 3456 The Arcadian horseman who will win or win one by one fight two dead death ?

[@wrathofzeus7385]

Does transcending plot of narrative is really a good feat lol?

[@zappersolo7588]

To be fare the teleporting superman was semy a goon moment kind of

[@phoenixwright2420]

Can you do a goon vid on Punisher ?

[@namelessvoid9725]

@Jobbers and Goons also has a Darkseid goon video been purchased yet?

[@stephenblack5425]

"Ready the armada, we will use the jobber ways"

[@hiruyabebaw807]

santa goon video when

[@eliandervalderen5849]

It wasn't going to special gun it was just a special bullet. Batman took the bullet The Darkside used to shoot Orion and kill them to shoot Darkseid with it. And the thing is Darkseid set himself up for this because he shot or Orion from near the end of time from right before the reboot. And because he shot the bullet through time Batman was able to recover it and use it on him

[@christianmccleave7264]

Is there a comic where darksied gets shot by cop?

[@lilbroomstick8141]

Stop the Lantern Slander

[@BigSirSplash]

😂😂😂

[@kidluffy4469]

Down d stairs ttyna take out darkseid😭

[@bogita2115]

Where that Dr Goon 4 👀

[@BigSirSplash]

Tonight😈

[@ScaryValentine]

SANTAAAA LOL

[@catgodkain5158]

Deadpool

[@Stormhart92]

Watch one of these days marvel or dc might see this video and make a character called vyf and have him job to Darkseid 😂😂. Dc taking a shot at you 😂😂 lol jk jk.

[@maxtonczerwinski3671]

I wonder how in the world he managed to get hired for serving fast food.

[@immanuelnelloms2856]

I’m no longer a darkseid fan this shit is depressing 😒

[@stephenblack5425]

😂

[@justaguy-osrs]

darkseid goon video plsss

[@belgianheskey]

Batman ran up on Darkseid 3 times with a Taser and Joe Rogan kicks? lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Aiyyo DC come get yo manz 🤣🤣

[@thechristwholaughs9925]

LMMFAO

[@yandereneko5523]

As far as I know Darkseid never lifted a pillar, so btly db logic he is fodder trash.

[@D1stop1an]

Imagine jobbing to McDonald's 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👎👎

[@بشرى-ث8ذ3ش]

Superman beats Darkseid because of plot Darkseid is supposed to be equal to high father

[@BigSirSplash]

So darkseid jobs is what you are saying?

[@بشرى-ث8ذ3ش]

@@BigSirSplash he does but saying only for people who think that Superman is actually capable of beating darkseid