Darkwood Isn't Coming Out...

[@BinkusTheThird]

The real Darkwood was the slop we were fed along the way

[@nextrooms]

Peak slop

[@SpecShadow]

poetic

[@noxzaz1076]

​@@SpecShadow slopetic

[@nextrooms]

@@noxzaz1076 flopetic

[@d4rki4]

peak of all peak ,slop of all slop , you truly are the slopiest one

[@christiannoy8541]

pyro, my wood is becoming dark because of all this edging

[@DaveMiller6042]

I think you should get a doctor to see that

[@dinklberg3065]

its bruised, stick it in some ice

[@josephkalfyt6778]

now that situation is crazy/insane/bizarre

[@unknownuser5895]

That thing's gonna fall off

[@howsad2397]

christ 🤣🤣

[@SinisterBlitzo9]

Its gonna be friday and pyro will say he had trouble paying the animator and they deleted the whole animation and will postpone it till next year

[@staticsh0cksu]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[@DheerajS.A]

True.

[@atlas8838]

true

[@thatonenerd6223]

He spent all the money on fat art

[@earlthefarmer]

It’s 7pm where I live and he still hasn’t dropped

[@Aegis---]

Bro showed us the thumbnail like he isn't gonna swap it 100 times like the buckshot roulette vid

[@sumfurtrash]

He changed the videos thumbnail 7 times and title 3 times. I kept count because of how fucking stupid it was.

[@Aegis---]

@@sumfurtrash the worst part is that the launch title and thumbnail were fine, the one we have now reeks of click bait slop

[@Slimurgical]

@@sumfurtrash Adhd pyro

[@Suniasq]

@@Aegis--- it helps the youtube algorithm a lot of creators nowadays change the title and thumbnail a couple of times after the vid releases

[@ZachX888]

​@@Aegis--- The worst part is his space video (forgot the game name) was way better and didn't even get uploaded to main, like how was it not a good video?

[@MutantDestroyer]

we are going to get petscop 2 before darkwood

[@erwins_arm]

Cursed

[@PvpPetah]

wrong

[@TheRealSmiley]

the second darkwood comes out, it's back to "when is petscop 2?"

[@Tonjit41]

darkbrap 2

[@ZachX888]

No then it's "When is Fear and Hunger?"

[@naenae2350]

petcarnal 2

[@yuthblank8371]

bold of you to assume darkwood is ever coming out

[@ZachX888]

@@yuthblank8371 He said Friday, so it'll definitely be uploaded today at 11:59 PM. Which timezone he chooses may or may not be completely random.

[@DaRealShadez]

Darkwood Situation Is Crazy

[@Brother_Eberwulf]

Hey pyro. When you announced the Darkwood vid I was still in school. Now I'm two months into my apprenticeship. In the time you took to make a single main channel video I graduated from school and started earning 800€ a month. Slow-ass.

[@koopa6_412]

😭😭 this comment is hilarious

[@ZachX888]

Great comment, but I'm American, is that a lot of money?

[@dudemuja8293]

Basically 1000$ for yall​@@ZachX888

[@conlangknow8787]

Pyro needs to get his money up not his funny up

[@conlangknow8787]

​@@ZachX888depends on what country in the EU but so I'm assuming he's from eastern Europe where that's close to minimum wage

[@Candyclipsch]

The Mexican Cartel is currently holding me captive and the only way I can see my family again is if Darkwood comes out...

[@realpencat]

I Hope something happens and it will get postponed until December

[@Vivinarii]

You’re never seeing them again I’m afraid

[@Blexplays]

RIP

[@Tenpaiu]

this darkwood upload situation is crazy

[@mydemonz1442]

Pyro: “The dark wood video isn’t coming out” Pyro 10 seconds later *mad at people saying it won’t release*

[@mlgcactus1035]

Its officially jover 💀

[@mlgcactus1035]

And i expected the animation to be atleast 5 minutes, but it's still cool

[@erwins_arm]

​@@mlgcactus10355 minutes of high quality animation so you know how insanely expensive that would be Jesus

[@KarmaKruger]

Imagine darkwood comes out and people hate it or it isn't received well, then Charlie uploads a video called "the pyrocynical situation is crazy" just shit talking the video for 10 minutes 🤣

[@combopybrosharkfrenforhire6420]

at least the title is accurate

[@alexbinstaccin809]

ITS FRIDAY PYRO

[@_lakewind]

Who up darking they wood

[@jackington9185]

Darkwood - The best video you've never watched

[@Suhaan600]

The best video you’ll never see

[@p3nkrt375]

Bro dropped a 20 minute video to say it comes out tommorow, you truly are Supreme Chancellor Slop

[@p3nkrt375]

Also only 11k views in an hour, something about you falling off or whatever

[@akamazjzjajz-ie3sw]

He can make 7 mintues video to 40 minute he just 2 step ahead of us

[@shinzojamie]

That would undarken my wood

[@mrindeed247]

"it is out this friday" it's friday is it out no

[@test_subject_7127]

Still not here bros gonna release it at 11:59 pm 😭

[@nicolasd3961]

@@test_subject_7127 i know man im so hype where is DARKWOOD VIDEOI

[@makagayming]

unironicly not gonna watch it, pyro edging us like we are some virgin at the local fair.

[@mrindeed247]

@@makagayming ikr

[@s4nae_35]

Still nope

[@bonnie9855]

Lying within the first 30 seconds is crazy

[@Jan_TheMan]

0:13 There's a furry (Its over)

[@Sunrust]

Its going to become fat next episode

[@mycatzen]

Oh no

[@essach9750]

THE DARKWOOD VIDEO IS COMING AUGUST 27 GUYS HE SAID THAT

[@ziphy_6471]

Youre edging us Puyro

[@Hexra_]

"End of August" "End of September" "This Friday" At this point, its gonna come out at the end of next year

[@pepperinko]

pyro didnt upload darkwood the moment it turned 12 am for me might have to alert the authorities

[@squiddopop]

Guys the title isn't a joke It has been cancelled

[@viligerm6592]

YOU HAVE DECIVED US AGAIN, SLOPPY BOY, THIS SHALLN'T BE FORGOTTEN

[@purplegrape4464]

A thousand blights upon your bloodline

[@CH-zi7fl]

The clock is ticking Pyro.

[@void1300]

Darkwood is more delayed than pyro trying to go to the barbershop to fix his cut *skull emoji*

[@justacasual3210]

Its Saturday and no darkwood

[@imarkvi284]

The animation looks incredible. Props to the team.

[@jent14]

It is friday. Darkwood still isn't out

[@GideonGlorious4336]

You gyatt to be kidding me

[@jacobp.2024]

RIZZING ME

[@voodoolew]

There’s 15 minutes left of Friday in the UK. PYRO HOW DARE YOU

[@camillo4308]

Bro really meant friday at 11:59pm

[@MumwaW]

Well it’s 5:00 pm still no darkwood

[@jeus_cnt]

Darkmid

[@Thefan_Studio]

Is this the Darkwood video I've been waiting all this time for?

[@sparrksubredd7623]

It is currently 23:57 on Friday in the UK. Darkwood has not released. I will keep you updated until it releases

[@User1234-5g]

Holy jesus. This is a new low even for Slopcynical. The first 10 minutes of the video arent even slop. They are just NOTHING.

[@pitnorman]

How is he getting away with it, genuinely

[@muppetry1]

Because we're swine who would eat anything mr.pyro fed us ​@@pitnorman

[@User1234-5g]

@@muppetry1 true shit

[@rockcaster1091]

The DARKWOOD release date controversy is insane

[@Malory-Malicious]

Friday ends in 4 hours

[@feasibilyheretical]

for you, my fridays just started.

[@NorthernTrash69]

Can't wait for a extremely long video that's incredibly well made on something I've never heard or cared for until the video comes out.

[@redthecollector]

11:11 Rare pyro human moment

[@filip2210]

took him 11 minutes to get out of the slop grind mindset

[@BoatheadMan]

I love how he was listening to pokitaru jowai resort from ratchet and clank 2002 at the beginning

[@dzefersons1442]

ITS FUCKING FRIDAY PYRO ITS 10 PM UK TIME

[@symus29165]

I fucking knew it is not coming out

[@kev8118]

>Comes out Friday >Is Friday >No darkwood Pyro slop it is

[@mrbloke491]

DAWG U HAVE 1 HOUR HURRY UP

[@RACCOON.RODENTZ]

I am outside telling my non-Pyro-viewer friend about this fucking long wait for Darkwood and have to pause my activities to see if I have to wait ANOTHER SEVERAL MONTHS PYRO

[@thesabzin]

I'm deliberately not picking up any plans for tomorrow. If Slop Man doesn't release Darkwood, I will be super pissed.

[@obsranejaja27]

The darkwood situation is insane

[@sebareda1030]

Mr president, the second petscop 2 hit the tower

[@nicolasd3961]

its 9:54 pm where pyro is at. he claimed 8pm his time. no darkwood until next week ig, he wont upload on a weekend bc its bad for views.

[@ohaimark9449]

POV it's friday.... where is it

[@bulletn3ctar]

If there's no Slopwood upload, we will riot and further inflate the bullying.

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

NO! HE LOVES INFLATION!

[@imwyattreyes]

You're edging us pyro

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

Pyros editor died and that's why the video got delayed

[@gojirabh9383]

Pyro saying he delayed the darkwood video by a week is such a shameless lie. It's been delayed for months now.

[@mchamburgerslice2870]

Delaywood

[@ClownMan0706]

Where is it pyro? Where is the dark wood video, pyro?

[@Kocherga1960]

blease pyro i have a rare condition that cause me to slowly die painfully if i dont get darkwood video.. i need darkwood video pyro

[@Jakevondecay]

0:32 a little stroke from all the slop

[@lukem118]

That cat/kitten trauma dump was crazy. Like I feel bad for the person but don't they have someone else to talk to?

[@slendy4764]

6 hours of it is going to be what happens after you follows wolfmans request and how big his stomach gets after😭

[@HardikMeel]

Damn you Pyro, what will my children watch before I send them to the mines for the weekend?

[@KiingCrow]

“Hawk tooaur” -Pyrocynical

[@T4lyX]

It was in fact not out on Friday

[@Le_reaper]

“This Friday, ❌This Friday, ❌THIS FRIDAY ITS COMING OUT. ❌

[@itsroach5185]

as an Australian, "this friday" is TODAY!

[@Anonymous-to6fn]

It’s Friday…. Give me my slop

[@grv6142]

Time is ticking

[@BreMue]

Watching this on Friday made me concerned

[@FullcircleZA]

PYROCYNICAL!!!!!! GIVE ME MY VIDEO AND MY SOUL IS YOURS!!!!!!!

[@thegamerinanutshell7621]

I can confirm it did not come out this Friday

[@murbed.]

thing👎 Friday thing👍

[@jellaton_]

CHOP CHOP DARKWOOD BOY I WANT MY VIDEO

[@WoffleStomp]

the darkwood situation is zesty

[@Kitee667]

We will get petscoop 3 before dark wood 😢

[@crusaderdino2739]

It is out friday, this friday

[@anitaremenarova6662]

Friday's almost over and Neverwood still isn't out

[@GingerSpursFan]

Liewood

[@Kurtizss]

“Pylone Corridor” promised us this friday it seems

[@mcsanad]

@ me when it's out please 🥺

[@Beko795]

Can’t wait to watch insane talk tuah situation instead of darkwood on friday 😁

[@thisboysilly]

Mf is 8 pm on friday and it still hasn't come out

[@Flex2Death]

I won’t lie this is definitely me when I’m driving

[@MrCaretucker]

The title of this video is true

[@augustussorci5365]

Is it not Friday yet in Sweden?

[@subpng]

The Darkwood situation is crazy...

[@BrettonianKnight]

SLOPPING OUR WAY PAST CONTENT TO SHIT OUT MORE STRETCHING OUT 30 SECS OF CONTENT TO THE 10 MINUTE MARK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[@tll710]

Its friday day lil bro where is it

[@tama9673]

WHERE IS DARKWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!

[@sergejvaskovic2507]

WELL IST FRIDAY

[@B0NE_B0I]

at this rate charlie is gonna drop a darkwood video before you

[@campusballistics1138]

Bro's upload schedule becoming like British infrastructure 💀

[@aliks6561]

remember when he said friday guys

[@hantr1813]

Im not turning off the add blocker while watching that

[@LinieKran11]

This Darkwood video Situation is insane

[@eestsydexo]

It’s Friday where tf is darkwood

[@KDNXZ135]

4:59 bro is giving me flashbacks of Jerma announcing the baseball stream + the "ballfondlr saga"