your local headpats dealer 💜 (F4A) [silly] [oddly wholesome] [asmr rp]

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Oh no, Skitty-Kat has a rival in the heatpat dealer business now....

[@lazycyberdude]

D E E P A S M R L O R E

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@lazycyberdude ASMR MYTHOS feat DTW, FallenShadow, LemonLeaf, BethyVA, Enderin Audio, Mei Neko VA, and more Also featuring Millie Parfait from Nijisanji EN

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

@@lazycyberdude First Episode would be: HEADPATSHEADER Then Second Episode would be: CATGIRLCARING

[@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046]

If there's a dealer there's a way, first rule of the ASMR trade. Anyone in the trade knows that.

[@Carlos-ne3zf]

Headpat cartels war incoming, the pat police is gonna have a lot in their tiny hands

[@alarosebaster2626]

It's nice to see another headpat dealer. I love the concept and it's nice to have another source of it.

[@spidergalva]

I would pay an unreasonable amount of money for this

[@kiccthenicc7354]

.... Same.....

[@gamy285me4]

…….ye me too…..

[@Michael_Matsuzaka]

As would I :3

[@Gemini_7531]

Headpats dealer, my god this will be a good one 😆

[@rudyflorestheswitchblade4462]

Headpats instead of drugs.

[@ripxdoc]

3dio strawb makes my ears so happy. i love it here

[@bcjags8179]

This video was truly silly and oddly wholesome so kudos. I wouldn't even have hesitated for those headpats though. I was getting some solid drug dealer vibes for this, but I didn't mine at all. I wasn't aware hugs could take away pain but maybe I alas am to touch starved. Awesome work strawb.

[@Dankmanchild]

Ah yes my favorite thing to do listen to things that won't happen to me

[@darkflame35]

Girl in corner of the room hey kids want some headpats 🤣🤣love this asmr video

[@ewokgaming832]

Someone got inspired by skittykat. No problem though, I am sure that skitty would be proud of your interpretation

[@pokeyscorpion8224]

Or they just used the same script

[@ewokgaming832]

@@pokeyscorpion8224 It's a different script......

[@jordanproudfoot2545]

It's a public script fill..not skittys

[@WDinATX]

@@jordanproudfoot2545 I have a feeling the person who wrote the public script was inspired by then but you and Ewok are definitely right 👍

[@LO4N]

what happened to skitty she hasn’t uploaded if forever

[@tmangyah]

I like how at the end of almost every sentence her pitch goes up(I think it's pitch, maybe tone?) It's soo cute

[@Emike-nc9ew]

Since its end of month alredy,i wanna wish you a great march and thank you for the audios of this month take care we apreciate you alot.

[@aaronolson6736]

It seems there's a new headpats dealer in town

[@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849]

Quick! Call the local girl at the Bakeshop! Or the cheerful doctor at the hospital! Or the local donut-eating policegirl! They must deal with this new dealer in town

[@fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223]

skitty got a new rival bruh

[@Ezzie-vt2rw]

when she said “omfg this kid is so fucking hopeless” time to cry for 5 more hours

[@allmight169]

So heartwarming

[@CelestialMelody]

You are so good at this, love your voice and acting so much~! *melts* ❤

[@toro4475]

I hope you are well Darlingstrawb, take care of yourself, your health is the most important

[@thekhoifish0146]

Oh yeah, more headpats

[@fatalerror5278]

The lewdest ASMR ever done.

[@MicrocarpaRutaceae]

Thanks. I somehow needed this and you somehow uploaded. edit: this ended up immediately being my favourite. headpats and hugs forever

[@mrcwillis6970]

Headpat dealer…. That’s a new one lol

[@iJokko]

strawb makes sad go away thank you for being so sweet 🥺💙

[@Papa.Palpatine69]

An unexpected video but a pleasent one to be sure

[@animekawaiichan9399]

1am. Perfect time for headpats. Thanks a million for the relaxation.

[@TheStaniG]

Uh yeah we need this to be a thing. This headpats dealer is dealing some great stuff.

[@basti2607]

*"No, the kid hiding in your backpack"* Damn Tanjiro what are you doing there.

[@WDinATX]

Tanjiro: *Cute kind demon noises* Me: I think he crawled into the wrong bag. Does anyone see Nezuko around?

[@Cute-catgirl]

I love the way you enunciate pet names like the “sweet pea” at 6:11, you always manage to make cutesy pet names sound so much cuter than they already are!

[@unfocused1230]

Fr you're doing a nice work every day, HAVE A NICE DAY STRAWB

[@bombergame8636]

Your uploads make my day! (Evening, it's almost midnight local time here) ❤️

[@aceisuptonogood]

“Ah you’re a freak, I love it” I now have a dream of you and Skitty collabing on a rival headpat dealer audio where you each compete to give the best unsanctioned affections. My heart would explode.

[@ponysopher]

This is so wholesome and I love it

[@tdasmr5165]

What a quirky and silly change of pace, but yet another super relaxing piece of content, Strawb!

[@George_W_Bush]

School is for fools, headpats are an amazing business venture

[@chuchupow]

[Me coming back home from school] Mom: "How was school kiddo, anything new happen? Me: "No mom, nothing interesting happened today" Mom: "Are you sure? My friend told me her daughter saw you doing something today, do you want to talk about it?" Me: "I... I'm going to my room" (begins to walk away) Mom: "No you're not. We are having this conversation now. She told me you were receiving headpats from that delinquent girl today. I thought I raised you better than this, what do you have to say" Me: "She's... She's my friend and she's cool" Mom: "Cool what, so it's cool to do something illegal now? Let me guess, if she asked you to jump off of a bridge you'd do that too?" Me: "Well no... Cause I'd be dead, but mom headpats aren't that bad. They feel good and I get tingles in my head and back" Mom: "headpats aren't that bad? They feel good? Did she put you up to this? Did she put these words in your mouth? My son is not speaking right now, it's that demon that's corrupted your heart" Me: "Don't talk about her like that! No... No... I just... I just like it. It feels nice to get some physical affection, that's it" Mom: "I... Just wait until your father comes home, he'll straighten you out and then we'll find out who you learned this from" Me: "I... I... I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!!!! I saw the photos of you and dad when you were younger. So I got curious and just 'happened' to be there at school today. I wanted to know what it felt like, and I kinda like it" Mom: (Speechless) "... Go. To. Your. Room. Go there and do not come out until your dad comes home, he will deal with you then. There will be no supper for you tonight" Me: "I HATE THIS FAMILY!!!" (On the verge of tears runs to my room and slams the door)

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

You tempt me….You tempt me…

[@Dresthatguy-t1n]

I love how she makes it sound like actual drugs I mean sh*t it might as well be cuz headpats and hugs are addicting 😂🤪

[@RessivVA]

I cannot smile unless it's genuine. That being said, headpats always put a smile on my face. ☺️

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Ah, finally someone deals in them

[@andytzul_33]

Keep the good work going please!

[@darkestvoid5845]

I can't tell you how many times I've listened to this already tysm!

[@MrLeonhart1994]

This would be a dealer that offers something really good, in my opinion. Thanks for the video!

[@Yuuzer_]

Us and Strawb shall create an underground mafia of all things wholesome!!

[@3spooky5me98]

sequel to this please :) I love this one so much.

[@Mr.dude1022]

WE NEED A PART TWO THIS IS SOOO GOOD

[@bailey6304]

First she convinces you to let her pat your head. Then she convinces you to hug. Then it'll be This was a very cute and comfy audio, thank you!

[@ordinarygamer5755]

You have GOT to do another one of these

[@Im_Everywhere]

This is a prefect opportunity, since everyone is remembering Skitty's video from two years ago, you guys should collab haha. That'd be so sick actually.

[@somebodynobody5677]

Hearing her swear was probably the highlight of the video for me lol

[@alexisfreeguy]

Had to check the title twice to make sure it was from darlingstrawb lol

[@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046]

8.2/10 You're maintaining an average of 8.0, well done.

[@yandereneko5523]

I am the most loyal neko customer for headpat dealer.

[@elalien5185]

i need part 2 of this

[@Eddieproductions2010]

“You wanna try hugs already?! ah you’re a freak.. I like it!!!

[@innocentbystander8892]

Nobody tell Skitty I was here.

[@atomicr4y472]

Illegal headpats? This just real interesting...

[@Michael_Matsuzaka]

Her: "You want a hug already? You're a freak! I like it!" Me: *Has been subtly gauging her for whether or not she'd be comfortable holding hands the whole time* This was what I needed today XD

[@elvisc2073]

Her: you want some headpats? Listener: no Me running full speed at them:DIBS

[@dovahkodaav1176]

Can we get a collab with skitty for the upcoming empire. They could hold a monopoly on the market

[@luissantiago5163]

Ayy nice

[@plan3t_s1x20]

Headpats? What are such a thing? We aliens dont - aaaah it feels soooo good...

[@pineapplehero1943]

Thanks for the head pats! 🥰

[@cdk4830]

Oh no, I became addicted.

[@dissmo706]

eating ketchup flavored ice cream rn........ good listen

[@Sylvie5959]

dang, okay strawb, I see you!

[@ThatsMox]

Now I have 2 great Head Pat Dealers, hopefully Skitty doesn’t find out I’m getting pats from another dealer 😳

[@Idontknow-mf7tx]

Yeah sure, you're not addicted to headpatting and you can stop whenever you want. Same with me & ASMR, I can definitely stop completely from listening to ASMR anytime if I just want to 👀

[@thaddiusonethousand4697]

Headpats are not a gateway to hand holding 🤝

[@Skyace13]

Good. More pats.

[@mr.vesper5659]

Just take my money

[@animefan8254]

Yes new strawb asmr

[@Mr.dude1022]

We getting some good sleep tonight bois

[@solomonmunn8585]

You can't just embrace me and walk away 😩

[@bill6]

👑

[@Necturn_]

Skitty?

[@elsombero1747]

Is a completely different script

[@HappyDinosaur-rg4sl]

I love it, I'll take a headpat for tree fiddy

[@Saber23]

I want this to be my legit job just pat people in the head if they’re having a rough day 😊

[@WDinATX]

Me to the plurality of her sentences: What’s wrong with this place to make physical touch banned? Love needs affection to flourish and a world without love has no future. Me pretty much the rest of the time: Language Strawb, my god. Strawb: Seeing your happy face is all the payment I need. Me: I see the “headpat dealer” is really just a nice person subtly protesting a terrible system. I love it 🥰

[@dracotias]

...I feel like I've been through this before. Do you have a sister by any chance?

[@fearfactory1189]

I want the video of the nighttime one haha

[@stevearmstrong8335]

How have you been doing sweetheart

[@fearfactory1189]

more 'hardcore' eh? lol very sweet.

[@lol-2247]

Hello there.

[@Im_Everywhere]

Just sayin' if my local dealer was this cute, I wouldn't still be in college.

[@zmanbro]

I find this funny headpats are drugs

[@joshuaclark6092]

A world where hadpats and cuddles are illegal is a world i dont want to live in

[@ABP0727]

More headpat dealers are showing up.. Was the priest right about gravity?

[@waifu6768]

How much do i have to pay? I'll pay up

[@AlexanderMikhailov629]

You know what they say Capitalism breeds innovation baby ! Let them in !

[@BigSmoke-vg7ed]

Not sure how I feel about recieving headpats from a person who just threatened my life at least twice in 5 minutes but I guess I don't get a choice in the matter.

[@Forsakianity]

darlingstrawb are you okay

[@beaker130]

Should've known Strawb was actually a bad influence...

[@-Lucifer__]

👋

[@jonathanaadkins2681]

Aye I hear you give out the good shit I'll buy some

[@TheRealFDR]

Now you've got to do a colab with skitty

[@elijohnson696]

Lean hearts?

[@hunterjordan8688]

I would really like headpats and cuddles right now because my gf broke up with me

[@XeroNeroZero]

Shut up and take my money

[@Tato.of.Scotland]

Hey how do ye know I have a kid in my backpac- I mean....

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

I can't pull that stick out of my ass. It's stuck pretty good and trying to remove it would hurt my feelings and my ego haha.

[@MysticalBirchTree]

Instructions unclear. Now a heroin addict.