Jiminy Glick interviews Jon Stewart [HD Upgrade!]

[@bluebellegreen2804]

"I had two psychology classes and I think that's really helped me sum people up and dismiss them" - Jon Stewart the Mastermind

[@gezenews]

Is mastermind a type of reduction of personality?

[@AmazonEnforcer]

I don't think Jon Stewart is his real name...

[@sagesimms7889]

Jon handing him another donut was the funniest improv choice he could've made. Making Martin commit harder!

[@Jenifer_R_]

And the Martin took it further... challenge accepted.

[@KINGH4L0]

Such a genius creation from Martin Short. Absolutely did not understand this humor back in the day but now I’m in awe and laughing so hard my abs sore.

[@Chris-zo4vu]

Lol you don't have abs

[@warrenjoseph76]

Exactly the same. Found it cringey at the time but I’ve since recognized how genius he is. This wasn’t the best example of his ability to riff but still

[@vansmith2349]

I have always wanted to believe there was someone smart enough out there to capture these in good quality. Thank you sir

[@2010mceric]

Wanna see the internet break? Put Jiminy on Between Two Ferns.

[@sleeeeep]

this needs to happen

[@AttilatheThrilla]

I wanna see Jiminy show up with a lawsuit against Zach 😂

[@darrensiegel6651]

holy shit yes yes yes

[@non_brewed_condiment]

@@stebolavirus Came here to say that, YUP

[@patio87]

You don't really understand comedy. The reason these two shows work is because of the straight man.

[@pondababa4197]

"...I see desperation, and I see flop sweat galore...." 😆

[@guyvizard549]

I love using that line when I can.

[@vibes7144]

The way they ad libbed that bit with Jon saying he wasn’t sure if Jiminy could relate or not to try to fill as void, as Jiminy is stuffing a donut in his mouth. Lol

[@DarrenGlen]

i learnt how to speak to girls by studying Jiminy Glick back in the day

[@KaninTuzi]

Whilst I believe you're joking. There's actually a lot of useful stuff in there

[@ballisticcranberrypeat7777]

And now you're married to an alcoholic southern woman?

[@langdonalger9219]

ballistic cranberry peat and they have four sons, Morgan, Mason, Matthew and Modine.

[@DarrenGlen]

@@KaninTuzi im not joking it was the way he would give a compliment and then take it back, that takeback concept is just the best way to compliment a girl but then not be knocked down the tree afterwards. Eg "im talking to a BIG star...and HIS NAME IS...umm...Jon...S....(look at the notes...) ....Stewart"...

[@KaninTuzi]

@@DarrenGlen Yep, you can cover your bases with humor

[@emriesq3096]

The only character that can consistently make me laugh out loud is Glick.

[@thomasreske4628]

“You give off nothing, and nothing really lands.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🤣😂

[@goatitisful]

No matter how many times I hear Jimminy scream "SO YOU FELT VULNERABUBBABLE?!" I lose it...Hilarious! Also when they both laugh, and the camera pans to only Jon's face, I also laugh then... Basically what I am saying is that whenever something very funny happens, I find it funny! and I show that emotion by laughing. Sometimes out loud, and sometimes silently, with no smile at all. I have a massive variety of laughter. Sometimes when I laugh, I laugh, and other times when I laugh, I don't laugh at all... i am 1 hell of an actor. People often tell me that I have a massive range! Of 1 emotion particularly. And other times, people tell me that their life would be better if I was dead. Haha!! I have so many great friends who all want the best for me. It's just that many people think it would be best for me, and them if I were to cease existing.

[@theBliss00]

Love this. Love you all. Let's laugh a bunch.

[@ddburrows988]

Though I have been entertained, in Between Two Ferns, the guests are taunted with pre-written questions read by a dead-pan host, whereas Martin Short’s interviews are relentless with off-the-cuff insults and 100% commitment to a most remarkable character.

[@robbysoaks]

Jiminy Glick is head and shoulders above the 'Between Two Ferns' schtick in my opinion. The quick wit and physical comedy of Martin Short is really something to behold!

[@grumpee8432]

Can we trade Short for another United State comedian in a heartbeat?

[@cmillerg6306]

You think this is all spontaneous?

[@randomswedishdude]

​@@grumpee8432 you're gonna have to up your initial offer of sending them Ame Schumer.

[@remingtonlanenga2524]

This is so much better than BTF 🤣🤣🤣

[@kevincarey2467]

Its amazing that martin never actually got as big as jiminy in real life....eating all those donuts...

[@Meatcity-sf8fm]

Marty is a comedy god.

[@lisagonzales5044]

“I think this is yours…” 🤣 down to the very last line 😂brilliance

[@CarolynHatch-j3v]

@Darren Glen This means a lot to me, personally, that youre sharing these. Watched Jiminy grom day 1 & theres something thhat brings me to focus when i laugh hysterically.

[@andthewallscametumblingdow2451]

You know you're funny when you make other comedians laugh.

[@grumpee8432]

The way he made Larry David lose his cool 😎

[@HOTD108_]

​@@grumpee8432Larry was so close to litigating!

[@olabashanda]

This is the absolute best of all the Jimminy Glick interviews, by my rating.

[@Kruppt808]

one of my least favorite. oh well

[@PhillyFrank1]

Check the new ones with Sean Hayes and Bill Hader.

[@marcodavinci3150]

These are great! Thanks for making these immortal in HD!!!

[@remper1000]

"When I look at you I see desperation, I see flop sweat galore" 🤣

[@Phaota]

It's amazing how Martin can shove those donuts in like that and keep going without cracking up.

[@john-paulderosa7217]

This is my favorite episode and Jon is the best guest. I used to see this show as a parody of television interviews but watching this I realized that it is much more. It is a parody of private conversations between guests over dinner tables since Ancient Rome.

[@victoriag6537]

DON'T TOUCH!! Oh dear, nearly choked on my own laughter!

[@shawnkay8649]

Thanks for uploading these! Amazing!

[@evalara]

Jon is one of the most beautiful man I’ve seen (younger Jon 😅).

[@DJVMFVME]

“Can you imagine if you were in real show business…”

[@alannctgarcia1039]

Man, this might be my favourite Jiminy Glick interview. Martin's eyes at 4:27 are completely lost because of that doughnut. Thank you for uploading this!

[@tomitstube]

hilarious, jon hands jiminy a 2nd donut... and jiminy doesn't stop there. funniest stuffing of food ever.

[@scotteb24]

Dude Martin Short is quickly becoming a top 5 favorite comedian and it’s all happened the last month watching Jiminy Glick

[@Hamstersssssssssssss]

Out of all the Glicks I've watched so far , that one made me laugh the most and I was crying .

[@sashavoja1451]

I have had two psychology classes and it has helped me sum people up and dismiss them lolol

[@francescaa8331]

Thanks, nice quality upload. Love Glick.

[@tasanik]

I am pretty sure he says John Leibowitz with his mouth full! (Min 4:55)

[@lightinthedark33]

Jon does great improvisation

[@MMaRsu]

I love how Jiminy sometimes asks shat do you think of the thing I just said to you 🤣

[@mikemasiello5965]

How he kept it together is beyond me

[@jeffclement2468]

"What kind of void was this?" 😹

[@redwoods7370]

My favorite line in the whole thing. There aren’t types of voids. Ha ha ha ha.

[@johncairns4292]

When Jon finally breaks. How he kept the straight man for even a few minutes. The KZbin black hole doesn’t disappoint.

[@Themissinformer]

I like how he called him Jon Leibowitz when he had all the donuts in his mouth.

[@InjuriousPersonalities]

That’s his born name

[@PeterTeal77]

@@InjuriousPersonalities hatched

[@InjuriousPersonalities]

@@PeterTeal77 pardon me?

[@Julieroo28]

@@InjuriousPersonalities No sh*t. It was still funny.

[@sazji]

Mad respect to Stewart for managing not to break for as long as he did. There was the one point where he cracked a little and then reined it in…how does one develop that talent?! 😂

[@cloudwatcher608]

He tried so hard and did so well, but no one can survive Jiminy shoving donuts down his gullet 😂

[@sazji]

@@cloudwatcher608 I would implode so fast…

[@guyvizard549]

He stuffed that donut into his mouth, realized it was too much, but he still had to commit.

[@porflepopnecker4376]

He realized it was just the beginning.

[@petecampbell6117]

Possibly the only one of Jiminy's guests who are as quick witted as he is. Watching each of them react to and often one-up each other is like improv on steroids.

[@deanronson6331]

Short was risking asphyxiation on each show when he mercilessly stuffed his mouth with 2-3 donuts.

[@cloudysunset2102]

"..sum people up and dismiss them...." priceless improv by Jon.

[@Lue_Jonin]

Those doughnuts looked mighty tasty Jiminy Glick...... I LOVE EM !!! 😆 🍩

[@TheLastChickenWing]

"it's like a ken doll down there" lmao

[@lekoman]

“How do you handle sadness?” As he shoves the second donut into his mouth. Martin Short’s just an artist. Just. Yeah.

[@TreeFiddyProductions-tk3ko]

The way Jiminy says Comedy Central is forever too hilarious.

[@madgemackles4337]

“DONT TOUCH!” “😊thank you” Yup, I lost it there

[@TDog14126]

Jon is very cute in this clip

[@jaylong4705]

I love how he always has to look at his papers to know the person's name

[@carriebrown8690]

Jon always has been and always will be a hunk!

[@kabooby0]

Jon Stewart struggling to keep it together is hilarious.

[@uleczkakropeczka570]

I want a donut now, lol

[@mikescan7050]

Jiminy Glick thought the leftover donut was John’s. He blacked out during his food binge, as John spoke about addiction and filling a hole, as Jimminy stuffed his face hole.

[@eddiefraser4373]

4:12 Just watching him gear up for the punch line if the funniest fucking thing ever

[@gradeahonky]

One of the fun things about Glick (but really Martin Short) is he will take the time to appreciate people he thinks are keeping up - all the while staying in character

[@Boobalopbop]

And Martin Short is such a thin man… I can’t believe he is able to eat like that without literally puking

[@christopherwood9213]

Brilliant !!!

[@tisdue]

the fucking salute lol

[@am05alex]

Bahahahahahah omg. “How do you handle sadness?” Then he stuffs a second donut in his mouth. Bahahahahahah

[@Opinionated23-g3e]

I just love Martin Short wow

[@cBodhi]

4:55 Jiminy calls out Jon's real last name which is Leibowitz...it's pretty clear but obviously he has a mouth full. his real name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz

[@dextermcgrubbin]

Stewart sucking all the air out of the room here

[@hughmcaloon6506]

Genius. Just... genius.

[@philippeh3904]

So much better watching these videos when they don’t look like hostages

[@lickitysplit3575]

*Jon tries to gain sympathy discussing his smoking addiction* *Jiminy stuffs his face, nearly choking to death mid-interview, not giving a shit*

[@halwasserman7905]

What did tamping cigarettes have to do with Jon quitting smoking? We may never know. If someone does know, please tell me.

[@Lana-oz7np]

What kind of void was this?

[@BallymurphyBabe]

How does he stomach all those donuts!! 🍩 😂😮

[@presence5426]

Who did the donut mouth stuff first, Tom Green or Martin Short?

[@Innocence44]

3:44 when he starts choking hahaha

[@TJamesBell]

Imagine where you'd be if you were in REAL show business??

[@ericksonjustinAK]

Wonder what Jiminy is up to these days. Would love to see him make a comeback.

[@bryantmorrill6081]

Probably has diabetes.

[@ericksonjustinAK]

@@bryantmorrill6081 haha. nice

[@ComicsForLife2023]

look him up right now... new interviews!!!

[@ericksonjustinAK]

@@ComicsForLife2023 Just did and watched the Bill Hader interview. Thanks. Sucks he is on Kimmel. Kimmel is in no way, shape, or form worthy.

[@clutchcarabelli8054]

Talk about hitting a vein of gold and going with it

[@AnkurWow]

Jiminy Glick Goes to Washington! Opening scene: Jiminy is interviewing Warren Beatty, teasing him about his failed political aspirations, visibly offending Warren, who challenges/ dares Jiminy to run for office. Jiminy is stumped for once and stuffs donuts into his mouth. Next morning: Following a sleepless night, Jiminy is laying in bed and grabbing donuts from his nightstand (which is offscreen), while talking to his wife, Dixie (who is always off screen, and presently seems to be going down on him, below frame). He asks her if they are good people and if they are doing enough good in this world, to which Dixie mumbles her answers (her mouth full) in response. Jiminy concludes, “Let’s face it, we have a full, comfortable life, Dixie. Washington isn’t ready for me to come…,” at which point he has an orgasm and sniffs a donut, rolling his eyes back. Next scene: Jiminy approaches his local donut shop, and realizes it’s shuttered. He desperately bangs on the windows, when the owner pops his head out from an upstairs window, telling Jiminy that he had no choice, since because of climate change glaze is going extinct, and that Jiminy was his favorite customer and that now would be a good time for Jiminy to pay his $12,000 tab. Jiminy is about to freak out, but sees his reflection in the window (inside a picture of a donut hole) and quickly collects himself and tells the owner not to close down just yet. Next scene: Jiminy has built a wine cellar in his basement to horde all the donuts he could find, with shipping boxes strewn around from all over the world. It is secured by a vault-like door, with an intricate lock/alarm system. He realizes he’s hungry and tries desperately to break back into his vault, barely remembering all the codes and protocols to open it, increasingly perspiring. Cut to Dixie’s hands straightening Jiminy’s tie, off stage at his first debate. He demolishes his opponents, using his interviewing style and slapstick (and food), etc. A montage follows of him defeating all opponents in quick succession, intercut with his personal donut supply dwindling, giving him more purpose and resolve. He is then sworn in as Senator Glick (Independent). On his first day, he and his colleagues are tallying the presidential electoral votes, when an angry mob tries to break into the Capitol. Jiminy reaches both hands into his jacket (crossing his arms) as if he’s about to pull out guns, but pulls donuts from underarm holsters and devours them, then leans against the chamber doors, holding back the rioters until help arrives, saving the day. He is deemed a national hero, and is instantly made president by the popular will of the people, and by both parties, hoping he will bring unity to the country. As president, he starts immediately to try to combat climate change and save the glaze, but it’s not fast enough, and his personal stash runs out. He starts to lose it and his performance and poll numbers begin to suffer. While hitting rock bottom, he receives a call from NASA, indicating that the Mars Rover has discovered a sea of glaze on Mars. Jiminy then announces to the country that their top priority is going to Mars, and that he will be the first human to step foot on the red planet. Jiminy is then seen as the sole astronaut in the cockit of a phallic-looking rocket. Looking out the window as the engines fire up and countdown commences, he waves to Dixie and his 3 kids in the distance, and squints to discover his local donut shop owner waving his tab. He squints further and sees Matthew Modine in the cheering crowd. As he launches into the depths of space, he passes by and exchanges glares with Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos in their spaceships (basically, 3 phalluses of different shapes and sizes, one with a curve, all of which Oprah observes from her black stealth vag-shaped spaceship nearby, sipping wine, shaking her head and remarking about “men” to a mumbling off-frame Stedman who’s going down on her, below). His journey continues, and Jiminy increasingly sees mirages of donuts and other treats as he looks upon the Milky Way (actually seeing a Milky Way bar at one point). He looks longingly at a picture of his family (wife’s face not shown to us) on his dashboard, next to a picture of a donut. In the next scene, some time has passed, and a bite has been taken off the picture of the donut, as well as his wife’s face and upper legs in the adjacent picture. He is then awakened by a very familiar aroma, and marvels at the sight of Mars before him, and can see the sea of glaze, as NASA guides him through the radio on the landing procedure. They direct him to land next to the sea of glaze, but he overrides them and lands the rocket headfirst into the sea, which it thrusts in and out of (i.e., intercourse). He eventually ejects from the cockpit into the sea, swimming in ecstasy in the glaze to a musical number. Finally onshore, he is approached by tiny donut-looking creatures, who tie him up (ala Gulliver’s Travels). His stomach is growling, as the donut creatures are all over him (but he can’t eat them) and the sea of glaze is inches away. He looks up at the heavens, and hears NASA on his radio wondering how he is, and he doesn’t respond and passes out. He is then shaken awake (with a beard at this point) by Warren Beatty in a helmet-less astronaut suit, who has released him from his binds. Jiminy, slightly confused and thinking it’s a dream, thanks him, and Warren corrects him-“It’s President Beatty now,” revealing a secret service astronaut detail behind him, who are shooing away the donut creatures. (They have astronaut suits on, but with black ties.) Warren explains, “I offered to come rescue you, if they made me president. And apparently, this glaze is oxygen-rich, Jiminy. Ready to head back?” Jiminy looks at the holes in his suit and around at the donut creatures and the sea of glaze, and says, “Not yet… Can we stay a bit longer?” and he takes his helmet and all his clothes off and jumps into the sea of glaze. As the credits roll, Jiminy is back on Earth, and much fatter, being interviewed on TV, with a banner reading “Glaze extinct on 2 planets now.” He is up to his old antics during the interview. We then get a close up of his secret cellar, which has wine barrels overflowing with glaze in it, and part of the rocket he’d flown to Mars (and back).

[@waywardmind]

HD, huh?

[@andygarza8132]

The first muck bang at the last minute of the show lol

[@PlebeianTheWise]

Jimminy Glick on Between Two Ferns would be lovely

[@jedinxf7]

"SO YOU FLT VLNRBL?!"

[@markscholz1219]

Jon plays the straight man well

[@thegiftedone]

The GREATEST TV CHARACTER OF ALL TIME! The funniest and most talented! Superior fire power ! Jerry Lewis said so too!🫡🏆🎥

[@bsquared4604]

i want some donuts.

[@TheLastChickenWing]

ooh I remember this jon. He was up there with brad pitt, tom cruise, Matt mconaughey ... yummy. What a great glance into the past!

[@mintberrycrunch4064]

That tamping down the cigarette bit... amazingly unfunny. But Jiminy knows how to turn turds into gold!

[@jeffclement2468]

The joke that he never got to finish was he would get winded after tapping down a pack of smokes

[@grumpee8432]

“Scraping the bottom of the barrel “🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

[@thx5001]

I hurt myself laughing 😂

[@reclutamientomonterrey2573]

this interview should be in the mf smithsonian and keep for posterity

[@THEMIMICRYM]

Martin Short is underrated as fuck.

[@PhillyFrank1]

Jon held out as long as he could but finally broke.

[@JugaJuga14]

AND DID YOU FEEL VULNERABLE??!!!

[@jonathanyoung2588]

frickin hysterical

[@pauliebots]

I see flop sweat galore.

[@nivbri]

Lol hilarious brutality! I see desperation: I see flop sweat galore

[@michaelmier9512]

It's a shame the the Jiminy Glick page offers the worst-looking Jiminy Glick videos.

[@SindhuKoler]

Jon is straight up hot in this video

[@Mistral434]

If only Jon had not joined the Dark Side. He had significant talent. I wonder what his price was?

[@Mayabee321]

I lose my shit every time Jiminy stuffs a whole doughnut in his mouth

[@dullestpenguin4151]

He couldn't make Jon break so he upper the ante

[@alanw505]

Jiminy finally breaks Jon Stewart at the very end of the interview. Ha!

[@bradredford4846]

"tamp them?"