Das Ranting: Mervin Reads! Twilight Illustrated Guide (Episode 1)

[@F1areon]

I'm so late to this, but I'm here. I'm ready.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I love how the Twilight Craze already died after Eclipse came out in the summer of 2010 - because Twilight was EVERYWHERE until that point, and everyone was already sick of it.

[@WingsOfASong]

Hello Mervin! Love all your sporks and you especially. Looking forward to this. ^^

[@arkabon]

I've followed you for a while, but took a "break" from you about a month ago. Nothing to do with you, I only needed to get a little breather to really be able to enjoy your work, and while I listened to this I remembered why I began reading your stuff in the first place. And you've got a lovely voice *winks*

[@priestessmikokikyo77]

She wrote midnight sun and it’s told from the fairy boys point of view! On God! And I recently saw in an interview she said she is going to write two more books on her deluded fantasy. It’s going to be set 10 years later with jacob and renesme. It’s so stupid! I’m a woman and this universe is hilarious!

[@wolfmother8719]

Queen of Kings: A Novel of Cleopatra, the Vampire by Maria Dahvana Headley In this stunningly original debut, go beyond the legend of Queen Cleopatra and discover a passion steeped in the bloodlust of vampires… The year is 30 BC. A messenger delivers word to Queen Cleopatra that her beloved husband, Antony, has died at his own hand. Desperate to save her kingdom, Cleopatra strikes a mortal bargain in exchange for Antony’s soul, transforming her into an immortal-a vampire with superhuman strength and an insatiable hunger for blood. Leaving a trail of fiery retribution, Cleopatra journeys from the tombs of Egypt to the ancient underworld in order to meet her husband again. But to resurrect him, Cleopatra will need to challenge mythical beings with power beyond comprehension-risking the fate of both this world and the next for a love that will not die… You might find this book interesting, far superior to Twit-Light.

[@catherinesadler4562]

i love a bit of twihate in the morning

[@thevideogameempire]

I was using CC and "Twilight" comes out as "Toilet". I find that very appropriate.

[@Madster30]

OMG I read the Sporking for Twilight on Live Journal (I'm onto the NM sporkings now... holy crap) and then... I found this... *rubs hands together gleefully* I don't know how you managed to get through all of this crap, Mervin, you deserve a bag of cookies for your trouble!

[@TheBookwurm82]

i thank you thank you thank you! seriously someone who hate this serious the way i do! when i first clicked on the video i was a little worried about you might be a twitard (please dont take that offensively). but when you mentioned that you ripped these books apart most interest escalated so again thank you! now on with the video.

[@sierramorrow80]

Are going to be sporking Life and Death ?

[@bellamee2775]

Stephenie Meyer published a book filled with retcon, stuff we already knew and pointless things that we didn't need to know at all (and never went further than the end of Breaking Dawn). This she charged a fair bit of money for. JK Rowling created a website (whether she created it or just had the idea for it, I can't remember). It's free, you can have a wand choose you, be sorted into a house, earn house points and explore moments. These moments provide potions ingredients, trinkets and unlocks information. Which is better? Hmmmm I wonder.....

[@Xehanort10]

Your cat is proof that even animals hate Twishite.

[@RobStephfanfver]

Your cat has good taste.

[@JungleEmpress87]

Kitty has the right idea. I wouldn't want that crap sitting next to me, either.

[@lidiaryabova]

543 pages? holy cheese ! that is as long as one of the twilight books

[@kevinfox298]

Oh wow, I turned 17 years old on the day you recorded!!

[@xAutumnTwilightx]

We love you too :3

[@EsmeAmelia]

Kitty!

[@crazygreen89]

I didn't know you had a KZbin account!

[@Tatchi0glass0bender]

Can Meyer please stop milking this franchise and let this monster die? please? T_T

[@wingslovedvalkria]

No I think it's a manwha not a manga

[@wolftitanreading5308]

sad news there a new twilight book only gender swap

[@raynermooney1239]

Wait, why does Twilight need an illustrated guide? There is nothing new to say about that series, because Stephenie Meyer isn't that creative. They really are milking this series.

[@leannehenry6489]

Complain much