Dashan Live - Beijingers Can't Speak Cantonese

[@KelvinKoo1982]

其他老外网红都靠边站，祖师爷来了。

[@KelvinKoo1982]

xuquixu1 这中文 比他说得差的中国人多了去了。

[@maxhoo8928]

哈哈哈哈，还真得管人叫祖师爷

[@larrywu324]

Xuquixi, 普通話他說得很标准，相声也很有效果。可是对广東话的描述，差不多全是錯的。

[@张文强-t1c]

这位应该算是 老外里的祖师爷了

[@shhand7527]

Larry Wu 就图一乐 节目效果

[@kholmsk20]

从小活到现在，见过的所有会讲中文的外国人里，水平最高的一个。这才是祖师爷的水准。

[@xiaowu9137]

Domino Sniper 说实话他的中文比很多中国人都好得多。

[@panghuanggua]

去掉外国人。。也是非常好的了。

[@birdyashiro1226]

真的了

[@karen4417]

簡直是母語了

[@老麥-k3g]

从小活到现在..........什么鬼

[@user-ht5fl6np7b]

瘋了瘋了！笑到我肚子痛啊！張廠長常常想見張廠長🤣🤣

[@MM-sj7fs]

不罵人 沒黃腔 但是還是逗得大家哈哈大笑 雅俗共賞 👍

[@jaydengibson465]

这个脱口秀(单口相声)讲的真的很棒！我看出了大山其实是在尝试融合普通话和粤语使用者文化之间差异和包容，实在是智者之为！他既自嘲了北京话的"懒"也赞扬了广东话中保留古语的优美之态，褒贬均沾，并非一味地吐槽粤语或者北方话的方面，他作为一个语言大师，一个加拿大人在学会了普通话以后还能尝试学习粤语已经是非常了不起了，为何这里还有人开不起玩笑地来抨击大山老师的"幽默感"呢，我看，是这些人实在不了解自己的语言文化，没有自信才能出言不逊罢了。言必，智者见智。

[@bjmyman]

这就是高人（大家）的风范。。。确实厉害~~

[@larrywu324]

Joseph， 他的相声效果很好，我也笑。我不是如你说抨击他的幽默感。如果你的家鄉话給人家胡説，你不發声嗎？不發声就是有自信嗎？

[@rickr9435]

Larry Wu 我不觉得他有在胡说我的家乡话啊

[@Joe_Yang564]

上了年纪的大陆人可能知道，大山最开始学的是广东话。然后学的普通话。人家就是谦虚一下，溜着呢。

[@-37-17]

你怎麼學的像台灣人一樣？什麼都想搞對立？

[@jackclaude]

大山绝对是语言天才，还有搞笑天赋。

[@zhangallen_3]

Jack Claude 确实是，太牛了。这普通话 广东话 英语个个都说的比我好😢

[@wanderer8096]

太牛了。语言方面。

[@jzz4580]

不努力什么都不可能，看他场上一句话，底下不知道学习练习多久呢。

[@meenay8196]

不能用天才这个词儿，就涵盖了他努力的辛苦哦

[@Ii-ex5jr]

@@jakeharrison8895 礼貌在哪里？

[@biocapsule7311]

He doesn't just speak the language, he truly 'understands' it.

[@henry12h]

This way is better than make videos speaking 20 languague just basic things

[@Dom2Wan]

Everybody's talking about how good his Mandarin and Cantonese are but that's obvious. It's his hands and gestures that truly amaze me - he MOVES like a Chinese person, orates and uses rhetorical devices in gestural components like one. That is some serious absorption of culture, something to aspire to.

[@ruok5953]

You misspelled appropriation. Kek

[@thatyoutubechannel9953]

@@ruok5953 Cultural appropriation is bastardization, this is assimilation and appreciation

[@Daniel-ld7xs]

@@ruok5953 dude’s been in China since an early age you muppet.

[@tafistan5742]

@@ruok5953 he's not disrespecting chinese culture, stop making yourself look dumb

[@andyzhang7890]

Right?? Complete native accent is one thing, but being able to move and THINK like a native is a whole other level.

[@CristopherCal]

太厉害了，这相声太地道了，抖包袱的精髓全学到了！！功力之深啊！！！

[@临沂秦叔宝]

当年跟着姜昆当徒弟的，如今是没这机会了。

[@wynonawang6961]

恩可真够逗的，有料儿，比郭德纲小岳岳啥的逗多了哈哈

[@方应博爱-o8l]

@@wynonawang6961 德云社是俗，他是雅，所以没有群总基础

[@xiaominyu8104]

这是姜昆的段子。

[@MI-yj8ix]

@@方应博爱-o8l 德云社是荤

[@2ivhku]

第一次聽他的相聲, 相當有水平! 作為香港人的我給他點個讚! 這廣東話水平夠可以的, 雖然不是每個字都準確, 但已經很了不起了 然後普通話的味兒~ 也是個地道的京腔. 聽起來也確實是相聲的味兒~

[@张旭-b4g]

曾经和马季一起说相声

[@Nemo-ew4sn]

@@张旭-b4g 我记得大山老师是姜昆的徒弟

[@Chinese-stock2023]

你知道的晚了点，我小时候就看他了

[@qinqinxiao516]

0000啊0

[@davidxu744]

大山这段相声完美地展现了什么是真正的语言艺术和有文化内涵的幽默，必须点赞👍

[@hellogordon5379]

As if the fact that his mandarin is out of this world was not enough, he goes on throwing a phonetics analysis of cantonese at you, stand up comedy style :D :D What a legend.

[@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667]

I like how this guy is the OG and then there is Julien and then obviously Xioama who thinks Julien is one of the goats. I wonder who Dashan's master is even... probably somewhere up in the hills, cloud hidden, herb gathering.

[@hyoneeyed9450]

His Mandarin is insane. He knows exactly how Mandarin speakers think and talk. Unfuckingbelievable.

[@muslimsocialist9310]

Yeah I remember when he hosted the show Learn Chinese on CCTV 9 English Channel years ago..

[@逗你玩儿]

一个老外能这样诠释普通话和粤语，真棒👍某些人就不要吹毛求疵，上纲上线了，他就是为了让大家快乐

[@じゃみっと]

他不是老外。他是西方人。

[@brucebergkamp]

老外? have some respect. His knowledge of Chinese is probably better than yours.

[@mialiu940]

@@brucebergkamp What are u talking about? There is no disrespect at all, “老外” is just a nickname of “foreigner”. In Mandarin sometimes we would add “老” before people's surname as their nicknames, for example “老王” literally means “old wang”, this type of nickname used to refer to middle-aged men but nowadays is commonly used in males of all ages . Same for “老外”, except here “外” is not a surname but means “foreign”. Actually lots of foreigners who understand Mandarin use “老外” to call themselves as well, it's not a derogatory term at all.

[@Etelvinicius]

@@mialiu940 “你们老用这个借口”的“老”也是代表尊重的吗？

[@mialiu940]

@@Etelvinicius 就事论事而已，因为这个词确实没有不尊重人的意思。非要臆想出另一层意思硬往自己身上安，难道是太自卑了么？

[@jiuc9314]

Omg.. his understanding of the Chinese language is insane!!!!! His mandarin is superb!!! This was amazing!

[@EdwardDawnCG]

Not only language itself actually, he is insanely talented in traditional Beijing xiangshen.

[@EdwardDawnCG]

He simply cannot be regarded as an ordinary Chinese speaking foreigner since he speaks way better Chinese than most of the Chinese natives. Trying to find someone equal to him? Well it is quite hard, may be some famous professional broadcasters or some well known traditional Beijing xiangshen artists.

[@威力-b3m]

说汉语

[@威力-b3m]

说汉语。你的英语不太好🙄

[@jimwon8382]

真是黑色幽默，人一加拿大人在这儿咔咔说中国话，这楼里一串中文拼音ID在这扣英国字

[@PS-kd1if]

几年前听过一次，今天又看到，再听一遍还是笑死我，眼泪都流出来😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 大山真是太棒啦👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@tinglan8372]

怪不得他的中文说得那么好，他真有这种才能，把语言的各方面观察得那么细致，发现很多差别。作为一个中国南方人，我自叹不如。也是事实，我的普通话发音，比他差远了，

[@weixin9270]

他从前的中文是有带口音的，这说明他一直在努力，所以我们没有理由停止进步。

[@EGP-m2o]

大山，这中文口语水平不仅超过了以前在中国时的水平，更超过了很多中国人，佩服！看到你走一种看到老朋友的感觉

[@anthonycraigthemoviealtern5432]

he has no accent, and speaks 110% better than chinese citizens incredible dedication

[@yourunclexu]

Right!

[@matterstruth7091]

跟郭德纲还是有很大差距的，不过他是老外，所以算是顶级了。

[@Scott-vk8cr]

hes good but hes not better than naitive Chinese

[@kevinherrra7351]

@@Scott-vk8cr he is, in fact, better than native Chinese

[@1Invinc]

@@Scott-vk8cr Definitely better than many native Chinese. The fact that he's able to perform in multiple dialects already puts him above most.

[@yk6474]

有次看见大山做一个英文访谈，我第一反应就是：我靠，这家伙英语也说这么好？

[@jkyytam1]

他是加拿大人，英語是第一語言

[@zscar3425]

@@jkyytam1 这不是中文说太好给忘了嘛

[@CABob123]

jkyytam1 认真你就输了

[@junpan6823]

Y K 你可以去做他的捧哏哇

[@客家人刘二哥]

@@jkyytam1 难说，越南女人嫁到中国没几年大部分都不会说越南话了😂😂😂。没有语言环境，久没人和你说了你就忘记了

[@micro4764]

第一次见大山说单口相声，很不错。“北京人讲广东话”很多相声演员都表演过，大山的改编结合了加拿大华人社会的现实情况，更接地气了。

[@xusiduo]

超级欢乐。感谢大山！在春节时刻给华人带来欢乐。

[@天幻-n2o]

四多？

[@韩楚门]

移民访谈录 在这偶遇四哥！

[@howardzhang6221]

四多也给大家带来欢乐

[@zhenxiaosa]

四哥威武

[@kyle.3]

四哥牛批

[@frankz2846]

有老一辈马先生他们讲相声的味道，用学问逗乐作梗，高雅的很。

[@alexpi6252]

马季先生，丁广泉都教过他

[@dlj1699]

没错。这才叫相声。

[@tttomas266]

说的太对了！高雅相声！跟郭德纲之流不是一条道上的

[@frankz2846]

Sophie Cheng 我其实第一个想到的是马三立老先生，当然马季先生也是很好的～

[@javid8257]

马季的徒孙，姜坤的徒弟。

[@topherno]

大山, apart from the fact that your Mandarin is absolutely insane, you're also an inspiration to folks everywhere who are learning the language and want to understand Chinese culture better. 加油！

[@Weirdpoe]

Yeah, I'm sure he lost the motivation to understand the Chinese culture better ever since the Chinese government started screwing with everyone else in the country and world.

[@chasekilleen1459]

You can tell he's a veteran in Chinese. He's the best sounding non native Chinese I've heard in my entire life. It sounds very clean and indistinguishable from a native Chinese.

[@andrewzhangx]

眼淚都笑出來了，真正的幽默，而且是有學問的幽默，雅俗共賞，大山深得中文語言語言藝術之精華！

[@CristopherCal]

大山，您的英语都有北京腔了～～～

[@jamiehung4028]

"ēn"-B-A

[@陈克-r7w]

为了喜剧效果

[@gaajyuloeng8152]

Can you speak Beijinglish？

[@戏谑-m6i]

学相声的，这是正常操作

[@TomWangCtrip]

人家30前前就因为说中文地道在全国知名了，你居然说他现在有点北京腔了，你确定你是在夸他？

[@pengshan]

大山这中文，太地道了。真的比二十年前强的不是一个档次。 一个外国人能说成这样，太厉害了！

[@wanderer8096]

以前的能听出来外国人口音痕迹。现在这个，闭着眼睛根本听不出啦。

[@featheror]

什麼? 真的是外國人?!

[@fatbinbin]

能说地道英语的国人不在少数。

[@pinyiliu1500]

英語道地的中國人也很多，但是很少聽到外國人像你這麼盛讚的。英文好，大家似乎習以為常，外國人中文好，中國人往往會趨之若鶩。將來隨著中文越普及，這種心態也許可以改改了。

[@mauricegeorge4320]

@@pinyiliu1500 大山的中文不僅講的溜，關鍵相聲也很厲害。

[@wongmui6045]

大山講廣州話發聲好正確，我係香港人但係我生于廣卅，一聽就聽得出佢講得真係好正確。

[@minghaoyuan6742]

对于政治正确极度敏感的我，猛然意识到这种段子还只能大山来说。。。不然南北方任何人来说，都会招来厌烦情绪。。 同时也很喜欢大山，很小的时候就知道这么一位普通话说的比我这个湖南人标准，还会说相声得“老外”，也是大山让我第一次知道“加拿大”这个国家。 祝大山健康快乐

[@euphoricatheist6694]

​@B Jiang 每個國家的民族有他們特別的極限吧　都是有他們特別的’政治正確’

[@Beyond3345]

这个段子是他师父姜昆的。说过多少年了没那么严重

[@colinlin9655]

換一個網紅或者明星立馬就頭條伺候了

[@elizabethlee2151]

侯宝林先生就说过一段相声《方言》，比这个还乐死个人儿

[@arsk_tetsu]

侯宝林先生的对口相声《戏剧与方言》您真得看看

[@yuliu5825]

太棒了，大山的相声有以前相声的感觉！

[@张文-n7p]

大山是正经拜师的他师傅是马季

[@jysed188]

大山好嘢！我呢個廣東仔對佢都要寫個服字，佢將普通話同粵語比較得既間單又搞笑，一絕！

[@超鵬]

真的是太厉害了！！把非母语说到这个地步、甚至说相声、学方言，简直是绝无仅有！ - 不是小时候而是成年后来的中国哟。

[@JMLee-kx4ci]

放眼中国，当今相声界，青黄不接，唯利是图者不可胜数！而大山的相声继承了传统流派精华，并且发扬光大，实属难能可贵，现在毫不夸张地说已经到了大师级别了！可喜可贺！感谢大山的精彩表演带给我们的欢乐！

[@jd2890]

这个太夸张了吧

[@fengwang8505]

u r joking

[@SuStWind]

Olis Lee 不夸张，我同感

[@cornwild6062]

@@jd2890 一点都不夸张

[@jackli35]

大山有没有到大师级别，还有待商榷；但是，他说的这段绝对是相声，因为有传统相声那个味道，也就是神韵；而反观郭德纲那一派系，基本上已经不是相声了，就是个人秀，郭本人还是有相声功力的，但是他那些徒弟确实不行。

[@shinietan3650]

大山老师段子的底蕴跟广东话的底蕴一样深，并且还很幽默。感谢大山老师给我们带来欢乐，还推广了粤语

[@hillking6931]

大山老师真是做足了功课，而且节目照顾到了加拿大华人最大的两大方言族群，这个节目真是太有心思了。日语，朝鲜语，越南语也都有入声的保留，粤语确实古汉语的活化石。

[@张琪-t3g]

Hill King 晋语没人权。

[@zyc-id4io]

日语没有入声，韩语有

[@Frle1001]

OMG, I speak both cantonese and mandarin as I’m born in HK in family from north China. But his mandarin has incredible Beijing accent and he know so much about Cantonese! Bravo, 好嘢！

[@laviniali8612]

说得太好了 作为一个从小到大讲粤语的广东人 都笑开了花 大山语言天赋真的很高 一直支持你

[@oceanzk459]

我的天 大山 认识的第一个外国人好怀念 希望您身体健康

[@hochang927]

One of the best/successful Chinese speaking Canadian comedian in China.

[@cbrtdgh4210]

How many Chinese speaking Canadian comedians are in China?

[@pattenoyoung8699]

the range is too narrow.. maybe “the best Chinese speaking foreigner” will do!

[@lucasguo9299]

the most, not one of

[@吴可田-y9v]

@@pattenoyoung8699 agree

[@huangwu2563]

You can say that again, and perhaps without "one of".

[@leog8585]

👍我最喜欢大山这个作品，因为我是广东人。

[@xiaominyu8104]

这是姜昆的段子。

[@ktwang1011]

我从广州来，父母是北方人。广东白话和普通话都能达到母语水平。必须给大山点赞👍总结的很到位，这种方式推广白话多好啊！现在广东长大的孩子会说标准广东话的越来越少啦！

[@TheCya2010]

因为很多广东其他说方言的人住进广州但说白话又不标准被人笑乡下仔，那就干脆说普通话了，所以说白话的人越来越少广州人自己也有一定责任

[@yuezhixiaoxiang1]

KT wang 关你北方人什么事呢？广府人说你北方人是满蒙胡人，北捞，捞松，你北方人都是说普通话。你的北方话比粤语低级，因为粤语是语言，不是中国的方言，是联合国承认的语言，你也太贱了吧！

[@donnyleung4477]

@@yuezhixiaoxiang1 可怜，都神志不清了。

[@wenjunqiu9835]

韩超 你这人真的是有毛病，中国又不是只有粤语和普通话被联合国承认，讲吴语，闽南语的人也不会比讲粤语的人少

[@binglin8896]

作为一个正在学广东话的北方人，他的每句话我都完全同意

[@十一笑]

老外他對語言滿有天份，廣東話說的算是不錯喔

[@leesykwok3241]

台上一分鐘，台下十年功⋯⋯外國人都講得咁好，謝謝⋯⋯

[@KRYoung_dev]

My favorite thing is to see the people in the audience dying of laughter. 🤣 It's so wholesome.

[@momouwu1937]

He's so funny. Xiang sheng is traditional chinese standup comedy and he perfected this. This man's manderin is so fluent and on point I'm jealous of him

[@terrytung19]

I have been a Cantonese speaking my whole. I really enjoyed this video. While you able able to make it funny, you also managed to pay respect to the Cantonese language and shine lights on the significance of the Cantonese language. Really well done!

[@spiderjump]

a Cantonese speaker my whole life Or speaking Cantonese my whole life.

[@tysonliu2833]

作为一个广东人在听一个老外教我广东话有多少个音😂😂不错不错

[@masterspath]

其实你自己也没有研究过吧哈哈哈！

[@hurkywong6787]

@@masterspath 土生土長廣東人，廣東話作為母語有邊有幾多個得閒去研究。不過，因為唔系統咁學導致經常有錯別字尼個就好尷尬 。

[@cliffleung5950]

@@hurkywong6787 特別懶音,香港年輕一輩非常嚴重

[@davidzoe612]

@@cliffleung5950 内地珠三角一代后生仔都係。懒音+普通话用词直译粤语

[@coold8d]

港仔的粵語快被滅了，去台灣保留母語文化吧

[@柳王-x4u]

我唯一承认比我中国话说的好的外国人就是大山

[@kellyyu598]

作為一個香港人，我非常滿意他對廣東話的描述(❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*

[@rei6304]

作為粵語的初學者，真的學到了 😂😂😂

[@reubenza3781]

有没有在2020年的人看这个视频呢

[@jade-yf2zc]

2021正在看的🙋🏻‍♀️

[@Young-zk3bo]

@@jade-yf2zc 雷猴阿，

[@wuaixue]

@@jade-yf2zc +1

[@mr.r4597]

2021+1

[@lihangguan4612]

2021都在看了

[@minininja7771]

哇大山！真的从小看到大！感动得鸡皮疙瘩都起来了！中国人民的老朋友猪年身体健康万事如意呀！这段相声讲得太好了，享受!

[@tommyjui1993]

這集真的是看完後回味無窮！必須得點👍！

[@pixierainbow7]

When the white dude speaks better Chinese than most ABC/CBC's.... 💁

[@Raymonf]

Forget ABCs and CBCs, he speaks better than most Chinese people...

[@yichijia5278]

Raymonf really?

[@stanchung69]

guilty as charged

[@junnanzhang]

@@Raymonf can confirm. He speaks better Beijing accent than me.

[@jamesonball]

Better than me...

[@tongyew96]

Thank you, Dashan！你和白求恩大爷永远都是中加关系的桥梁！

[@user-tx5rk3of5z]

白求恩可不是什么好人咯

[@сукаблять-ы5г]

DZ Zhao 他救了多少人

[@民主可以当饭吃]

@@user-tx5rk3of5z 不了解历史，别来这里秀

[@神의아이]

现在出国定居13年了 看到大山叔叔总能想起小时候在中国看春节联欢晚会 真心挺幸福的 可惜永远不会再有那种感觉了 希望大山叔叔身体健康 开开心心的

[@Jdabrbxl]

你在韩国

[@smg7281]

​@@Jdabrbxl😂

[@kalvinbarris4246]

This is so beautiful for a fellow Canadian to watch. I cannot put it into words We need bridge builders like Dashan to bridge the gap between our cultures with laughter

[@马强-b5v]

这就是高级点的相声了，用学问抖包袱。

[@ming390]

而且加入了好多动作上的夸张

[@jzz4580]

他说的广东话也很标准……夸张了点，但是要点都说对了。

[@langxing9674]

这个相声里叫"文哏"，高级包袱，不是高级相声。

[@lindasmile4756]

多年不见大山了, 这个相声水平很高呀！我从中学到了一些广东话的知识！很佩服他，研究中国话口语已经到了这个地步！加油，大山！

[@TakshingZA]

Very impressive; he spoke what many Chinese can't speak themselves. Thumbs up!

[@EdwardDawnCG]

Should say way better than almost ALL ordinary Chinese natives, maybe only very few famous and professional broadcasters or well-known xiangshen artists can match him.

[@yongewok]

Dudes like this are why I will ALWAYS deny my Mandarin is even a little good. I started at 26 and I'll always be 一点, and I'm okay with that. This is goat level fluency, but also super inspiring.

[@pumpedlemon]

我喜欢这个相声，很地道的文哏单口相声，有水平，现在在大陆有这个气质能说哏相声都难见了。大山的北京话依旧正宗

[@battlemud577]

Being a Cantonese-speaking HongKonger, I am really impressed by this speech!! It really promotes Cantonese!!

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

what's the point, it is almost a dead language. Mandarin is taking over Hong Kong

[@dickychan8610]

@@FoodforThought12345678dsds With what, you have right to say that, you live here in Hong Kong? I do, and ppl speaking mandarin will often be discriminated by others.

[@lucasfred131]

Dicky Chan that’s not the proper attitude.

[@jerriapproves]

Lucas Fred lol I can confirm that. Last time I passed by Hong long and I asked an old lady if I can find a atm near by using mandarin, and only thing I got was a 🙄. Now I only use English in Hong Kong.

[@Tom-xx9pz]

As a Minnanese speaking Fujianer, I think Cantonese as a dialect is quite easy to learn.

[@In-eg2qq]

这哥们是真的喜欢相声。这的确是高雅又有趣的相声，准备这么一个段子太花功夫了。

[@uptowncali]

Yo, I'm half Beijing half Canton, my mom from Beijing, Dad Hong Kong. I'm dying laughing. hahahaha

[@andrewjoe4428]

讲的真好，还是那么幽默，和小时候在电视上看到的您一样。胡子长了，样子变了，但是还是感觉那么亲切熟悉。

[@NinaNina-bh7wq]

这胡子像阿甘

[@yangjack8898]

大山的相声风趣幽默，而且继承保留了传统相声的风格，在当下特别可贵！！！

[@maymark4699]

Came across this clip by chance, and I could not stop laughing... I was amazed by his understanding of the nuances of each dialects. His Cantonese is really good; it is funny that he speaks Cantonese with a bit of Mandarin accent, not English accent. Also, not sure if the audiences got it, but Dashan/Mark did a great imitation of Jean Chrétien as well. He probably speaks French really well too. Thank you Mark; wish you the best.

[@sunshinew3698]

May Mark So Mark is his real name? Finally know it. Lol

[@EdwardDawnCG]

He simply cannot be regarded as an ordinary Chinese speaking foreigner since he speaks way better Chinese than most of the Chinese natives. Trying to find someone equal to him? Well it is quite hard, may be some famous professional broadcasters or some well known traditional Beijing xiangshen(相声）artists.

[@bgibee]

作為一個廣東話人，這影片真的會笑得打跌。真的，我有的時候教外國朋友說廣東話，包括北京來的朋友，都必須用上「肢體動作輔助」，否則完全發不了正音。像「去上環」普通話朋友家住上環，常常在小巴喊不到正確發音，請司機停站。打的時候也發好多次音司機還是聽錯，對話常常越說越錯。回來跟我說，把我和她的同事都笑翻。後來得教她捏著鼻管練說我，然後掌握了那鼻音，就說上環，那「上」「嘗」「香」「常」都是北京話朋友們常常最難搞的廣東音。大山老師抓的好準。

[@jameslee2465]

天不怕、地不怕，就怕广东人说普通话🤣

[@xchen9837]

这些年一直在听传统相声，已经忘了非传统相声（能上春晚的相声）什么样了，大山老师给重新温习了一遍。话说回来，非传统相声也就大山的还能听。感谢大山老师给大家带来的欢乐！

[@nni9310]

I understand that he learnt Mandarin as an adult. As best I can tell, he appears to speak it flawlessly.

[@Jackbyl]

Yes. I speak native Mandarin, and I feel like he speaks better than me. Amazing.

[@sherwelthlangley]

This guy is unbelievably impressive. He’s the closest I’ve come to hearing a non-native speaking like a native.

[@JingLu8]

近些年能讲中国话的老外越来越多，但是讲得像大山这样炉火纯青的还是寥寥无几。真正的语言大师！

[@胡雪岩-u7y]

大山的中文水平超过大多数中国人，相声水平超过绝大多数中国相声演员！

[@vx9511]

胡雪岩 中文超过大多数中国人？你是觉得不是普通话就不是中文？

[@yuzhaoyang3648]

@@vx9511 从这个相声看，他对汉语声韵和方言有不错的认知。能创作和表演这样的相声，说明语言运用能力也相当强，反正我是自叹不如。

[@hexi1106]

fhkad 00 一部分可以，大多数够呛

[@iristian6145]

所以就得由衷问一句，您听过几段相声，哈哈哈哈，可夸得真大

[@visvimcubism]

我係廣東人，大山你好勁！

[@Fabsurf101]

You are only of the Linquist I know that draws out the immense challenges between Beijing Mandarin and Cantonese in such a humorous way. Love it.

[@liligoodchinesevoice]

小时候配长辈看曲艺。这么古色古香，有板有眼，科班出声的正规相声如今居然也就大山这里看到了。大山在替中国保留文化根啊。 好感谢。

[@mariamonk2592]

大山你回家啦？我小时候看你的第一个小品。我乐坏了，我就想这个老外讲中国话怪声怪气的真逗！我出国13年了，我同事有时笑我說英文的口音，我还是东北口音！现在看到你的节目，我想对你说句大山你真是个语言奇才！我现在中文给你比下去了，英语就不用说了！

[@loftystandards9991]

I love hearing the Mandarin tongue and love it even more to hear excellent Mandarin spoken by a non-Chinese

[@CCP_zhongguo_sai_B]

Prefer Cantonese

[@puichingtsang877]

大山好嘢！！🤪🤪💯 like💥💥

[@neofils]

Really like Dashan how he flattered the Northerners when he said that mandarin is now the main Chinese language overseas. And then telling them that their language is not as pure and close to Middle Chinese as Cantonese.

[@zwang3909]

That's just for comedy purpose. Apart from Min I don't think there's any modern dialect that is “closer” to older Chinese than others.

[@luissantiago8446]

Cantonese is actually an older language then Mandarin. It is closer to how Chinese was spoken centuries ago, and preserves many of the terms and words.

[@山本森]

@@luissantiago8446 millanium ago

[@zaolian]

给大山老师拜个晚年！说得很有趣，期待您来旧金山湾区演出！

[@郭晓光-v3c]

这段相声显功底了。真心是厉害👍

[@JSWang-ii8kd]

太幽默了！精彩！大山师傅台上演出神态自然真诚

[@vben2976]

This guy is speaking perfect Chinese and he is very funny. Lmao!

[@yunying8944]

V Benzyee and almost perfect Cantonese, too!

[@廣東佈政使大人]

Hahahah，😂😂😂

[@icecoke1632]

He can speak mandarin better than some Chinese people

[@babyspice0206]

He’s speaking Beijing Chinese

[@andyw.3048]

乐猫 = lmao

[@user-jd3ec1vk5h]

大山是當今真正的語言天才！語言大師！

[@lincoln7005]

大山的汉语比中国人绝大部分的人咬字还要清晰，标准，着实可怕，这是不是带着头套的东北人，让人感到错乱，·····

[@tiandino2217]

学过相声，姜昆徒弟，相声是北京味儿。

[@outmanlee3349]

大哥哥Lincoln 东北人是中国普通话最不能说清楚的

[@edukid1984]

好多年前就知道大山，那时候他的普通话已经很强了，但没想到十几年过去了他的汉语功力竟越发炉火纯青!

[@anferneemo1764]

他是北京口音啊，怎么听出东北口音的。。

[@sophiaz3934]

大山媳妇也是北京的，岳父母住我爸妈家楼上，都是作家协会的，我小时候老看见他

[@jaslhfuiob]

作為一個香港人，我笑死了⋯ 😹

[@mrslcom]

The linguistic talent this guy has is incredible.

[@mastermirror3888]

Yeah, the most amazing thing is that he not only speaks Chinese accurately and fluently but also speaks with the proper manner and understanding of Chinese culture. In another word, if not for his Caucasian face, I would believe he's a natural-born Chinese.

[@AudreyXL666]

大山叔叔是我小时候看春晚看到的第一个外国人！哈哈我是90年的！

[@RayMak]

THIS IS TOO GOOD

[@happybear1603]

?????????????

[@terrylim273]

Gosh... U r really everywhere

[@gadgetgasspoll]

@@terrylim273 haha 😂

[@liyantong3593]

bruh

[@kevinchang2]

Why r u here

[@leopardfleet7908]

大山太棒了，给大陆带来很多欢乐，留在我儿时脑海，现在还在为海外华人带去快乐，谢谢

[@toresbe]

Thanks, algorithm. Also, I'm impressed by the translation in the captions

[@jackiepeng4333]

说的真棒👍。大山是我小时候在电视上看到的第一位说相声的外国人。我今年都三十了！

[@christinaliu699]

+1 很久都没看到过他没想到他还在舞台上 说的越来越好了

[@oxford1603]

I love listening to him. He is great! 💕

[@bobzurk9766]

每次都惊叹大山的语言天赋，以及包容的心态

[@honyi97]

不错，这段儿真的能上央视春晚了。大山同时搔到了新老移民的痒处，还真是下了功夫。

[@taekmingang4149]

Yi Han 央视春晚不能说北京空气不好😂

[@海国-r5t]

大山还是那个厉害的大山！初中的时候就经常看到他的演出！时间过得真快哪！我都快中年了！

[@nggeniuz9709]

這個ＮＢＡ三個字的英文都聞到北京味兒了

[@-wealuka7367]

嗯逼欸（一声）

[@wensongliang1905]

@@-wealuka7367 恩，必，欸

[@tonyguo8328]

我最喜欢大山演的地下交通站里面的一集，飞虎队员。来华助战洋人，军民一体救助！！！！！友谊万岁

[@howardhao2345]

大山还在不断努力，还在创造奇迹！赞

[@jameswhite5604]

喜欢大山，幽默不失素质，风趣不涉低级。流落他乡30载不忘故国，不文化蔑视，亦独立思考。