WAIT... WHAT!? HOW!? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER 2] [#81]

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[@DashieGames]

Premiere will come back next week! Your boy is out of town (staying safe of course!) y’all enjoy the video!

[@ceruledge7934]

STAY SAFE DASHIE

[@outfromg]

ok

[@KananIsMyBae]

Gotcha fam! Have fun!

[@njordan20]

Ok daddy

[@MEHLIKEFOODOKA]

Yesh Stay safe dashie!

[@kennedithomas8002]

I can’t be the only one EXTREMELY proud of dashie for his weight loss

[@taliawiggins1071]

rightt i saw the thumbnail and immediately thought "damn my boy looks GOOD"

[@snowballtheumbreon2035]

You right.👍

[@onemetric]

Facts tho

[@yvngsxdpoochy2907]

Yeah he used to be hella thicc

[@BlazeInferno360]

I didn't even notice it. My boy looking real thin.

[@shiftyjofficial]

No one: Dashie: *You take the shit, and you shit.*

[@melanie.notmel]

I forgot which game Dashie was playing, but he actually said "I switched from the s#!+ to the other s#!+ in mid s#!+.

[@yandelito7706]

177013

[@mikeyfrmnyc]

*i got 17 ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶s̶ shits*

[@ishno1221]

At this point I’m watching a man spiraling into madness over a kids game and I fucking love it

[@SmelvinFiggles]

He's 35 lmfao

[@abood3780]

It’s a Mario game no one acts any differently.

[@abood3780]

Dashie actually pretty chill compared to me when I try to play Mario odyssey

[@ishno1221]

Damn u actually got mad at Odyssey I really thought that was the easiest game of the series

[@abood3780]

@@ishno1221 Eh

[@CoolArtBoy68]

Dashie legit was in my dream last night still telling me that “SPY-THERE-MAN” joke from a previous episode XD

[@thebrickhouse2771]

Haha I actually liked that threep

[@zack7122]

nice

[@status0]

hahaha I remember that one, he kept bringing up "spy there man" 20 min into the episode😂😂

[@originalgamer1262]

I had a dream of him meeting me in my country honestly thought it was real

[@amateurflor13]

😂

[@TheBlackSamurai2708]

I don’t blame dashie for wanting to end the series at ep. 100. Homie just trying to save his blood pressure

[@hamzamansour7818]

Fact

[@sabresnowleopardaj8959]

Fr

[@dumbgeniusesfilmpodcast8879]

Faxs

[@cakegd5705]

on what episode did he say that

[@hikari69]

@@cakegd5705 the previous episode

[@jaredsimps8688]

Once u hear “WADDUP” your day gets ten times better

[@thatifalover]

“That’s the whole intro” Intro goes on for another minute and a half

[@hayden6265]

Dash: Does and says Similar intro in every other vid Someone in the comments who knows this comment got a likes on the last 100 videos so they wanna try it: “intro goes on for another minute”

[@trilobitalbino]

I just skip to minute 5 of the video at this point.

[@tyruuusss4095]

Haven't had a laugh like this in a while

[@xxsusmasterxx5491]

This is my favourite mario maker

[@Itsgeelee]

15:43

[@shxrav]

Fruit... Loops. Because the fruits go in loops

[@redesignrj4788]

Laugh?

[@redesignrj4788]

@@xxsusmasterxx5491 ryukahr

[@lordvortech8409]

Someone really needs to make a compilation of his tornado hands.

[@CognacCarlton]

Tornado hand jutstu

[@MostRandomChannel]

I'll do it

[@lordvortech8409]

@@MostRandomChannel That would be amazing thank you.

[@alondrafelix5576]

word

[@igiuLoiraM]

@@MostRandomChannel Thank you. I'm looking forward to your video. :)

[@absolutelyodd2506]

Dashie has one of the most hilarious personalities ever lmaooo

[@ttttt1361]

He have a personality problem

[@user-dj2sz8qn1w]

@@ttttt1361 nah

[@ttttt1361]

@@user-dj2sz8qn1w yes he do lmao

[@DeadX2]

​@@ttttt1361 how

[@vonn2324]

18:27 mario: “i did” dashie: “no you didn’t” had me rollin 😂

[@MikeyProHD]

Bro Dashie legit lost some weight and taking care of his body! So proud of him!

[@johnnymartin2001]

Some weight? He lost a shit ton of weight!!! Respect

[@Nyah420]

Amazing when you compare with 2015 Dashie. He looks healthier. Happy for him and seeing his hard work pay off!

[@luisrenteria3110]

I was just watching the first geometry dash videos he did Daaaayuuummm boy thiccc!!!

[@gabrielsantiagotorres2660]

I’m so happy to see my favorite KZbinr accomplish so much, he really be looking healthier. We loved the thicc dashie and we still loving the new dashie. I love him and support him with my heart

[@wilnnn5]

Congrats on losing the weight. The hard part is keeping it off. Tina can help with that.

[@bloophoenix5372]

The best part of my Saturday is watching a new Dashie video.

[@daschocolateman4345]

Me too!

[@mahadevmnair9454]

U got dat badge

[@andreaslembesis5188]

Let’s be honest, Dashie has lost so much weight. Proof: Take a look at Mario-Maker EPISODE 1.

[@kirbylover37]

He basically has daily progress pics because of his videos.

[@xxbabii_beanssxx357]

@@Xopbullets how is saying he lost weight mean..?

[@lakiyahbungie8634]

@@Xopbullets how is losing weight mean? 😂

[@joemccookiedoe8895]

I like how he just brings back the Chris Tucker joke lmao 4:34

[@Colours_Fading]

The first time Dashie actually has a normal conversation with satan.

[@melanie.notmel]

I was wondering why he wasn't screaming.

[@khristoosmoove8087]

It’s weird that this is the only one that didn’t premier😂

[@angelohudson8738]

Yeah you right

[@jordank6546]

This is the first time in a while that dash has uploaded instead of a premiere

[@69metersbelow25]

I'm glad

[@yaboijojosiwa8477]

I mean he did say he’s out of town so

[@jadenberry_]

He’s out of town so he would’ve missed the premiere. He said last week in the chat before last premiere.

[@Rival_Crowz]

31:30 Dashie accidentally rhymed in his freestyle with a question!!😂😂

[@Reggie707]

7:53 I’ve never looked at Dashie’s face when he makes that sound until now 😂😂

[@Carmelo0054]

THREEP: take someone’s house and make it a drink, Congratulations you now have someone’s property ( proper tea )

[@rain-po9mc]

finally one that isn’t insulting dashies weight 💀

[@Trey2024GrindTime]

L

[@kylehill6986]

Was that tea actually from Dashie's property?

[@EvrTay]

Come on now proper tea what I think it's good but wierd great joke

[@bk-ustoms1953]

39:00 most hype thing ever

[@im.yeyson]

Ikr

[@yoshi-boy314]

Dashi “my boys, grab me!!!” Ma “uh grab what now?” 10:35

[@geonarddinoso349]

THREEP: you’re a caveman news reporter and a man named Tim fell into a frozen lake “Just in, Tim. burr. lake.”

[@deasiaav]

just curious, where does dashie gets “ghetto parties and bottles of water from” it’s hilarious 🤣

[@StrikezGaming]

One of his skits

[@lookmeupsenpaidt711]

Glad to have u here though welcome🙂

[@kirbylover37]

@@StrikezGaming Which one?

[@deasiaav]

@@StrikezGaming yeah which skit?

[@originalgamer1262]

I guess how he hears British ppl speak he could imitate their accents in a funny way

[@generalkaboom6642]

What? Me: *"NO PREMIERE THIS TIME!?!?"*

[@Subperfect]

Yep that surprised me too lmao

[@angelohudson8738]

Ssme

[@ezequielcipriani]

Frrrrr lmao!

[@kylehill6986]

Well, we may see another premiere next week. Cause we know Dashie does premieres of Mario Maker 2 on Saturdays so I'm sure there will be a premiere.

[@originalgamer1262]

@@kylehill6986 yeah he said there will be a priemere next week he said he was out of town at the top

[@ashleydixon6122]

Dashie having a conversation with himself about if he NEEDS something or WANTS something, while angelically looking up toward The sky makes my soul smile :) How freaking adorable is this man?!?!

[@zobeeeeee]

You’re the only person who makes a joke funnier by explaining it😂

[@remainhumble3267]

Bruh that 'ghettoParty' and 'bottles of water' gets me everytime😂🤣 great one !!!!

[@fanatical_rob6711]

I don't get it but it is funny 💀💀

[@cat_luvrr]

@@fanatical_rob6711 like mean ppl or something idk

[@jared8022]

@@fanatical_rob6711 basically hes mocking british people lol

[@thetruth7105]

Damn dashie lost a lot of wait. That’s a lot of motivation only tough people can have. Huge respect for dashie.

[@jaiviandavis4898]

Weight

[@raphaelalavi9385]

He lost a lot of wait on his patience meter

[@ismailali2490]

@@raphaelalavi9385 h I understand now

[@mypud4068]

He meant weight, wait make no sense grammatically

[@gabeitches87]

wait

[@hesamnajafi5229]

28:17 dashies laugh is wholesome 😂😂😂😂

[@jellygiraffefish]

the fish really said "oh hell nah is that fatchi- 🚶‍♂️"

[@jadex.6204]

IM SO PROUD OF MY LIL SISTERR HER ART MADE IT! 😭😭😭💗💗 like we literally freaked out when we saw it.

[@1uisdelrey]

What part omgg congrats 🎉!!

[@swaggyaj4858]

What parttttt

[@teeveearts6485]

@@1uisdelrey my art is on 4:10

[@teeveearts6485]

@@swaggyaj4858 4:10

[@teeveearts6485]

HEY SIS HGVCUB

[@declanbartlette3074]

Threep: Take an automobile. Push it into a lake. Congratulations: You now have a car pool.

[@KenyaJoie]

5:00 Dashie: "I wanna see if i can go behind him and go through the PIPE" Me: PAUSE???

[@RavingPain]

4:10 when your friend tells you to look at his crush discretely.

[@CodeRedCody]

Threep: Take a slice of pizza, put it in your pocket, Congratulations you now have a pizza pocket

[@user-sd6zz2hm2u]

Missed opportunity for hot pocket

[@TheBigPercenter]

Imagine Dashie’s reaction to his first SMM1 video comparing to how good he is now

[@fobo3361]

That'd actually be a good video idea

[@GenesisSpeaks]

Great video idea

[@xpmyt341]

Welp he was furious and screaming those days

[@Howlfeather]

Good in what way? If you mean good as in the way he plays, sure. But everything else is worse.

[@TheBigPercenter]

@@Howlfeather Yes, I meant by his skill level

[@Zaviierr]

Dashie THREEPS be like : “ THREEP Go to a School, Trip over a book.. CONGRATULATIONS You have now Tripped over Education”

[@Theeguyyyyy]

Dashie is the only KZbinr that I would watch a 2 : 25 intro from them.

[@itznemi]

dashie’s a literal G for makin it thru these levels, two seconds in and my ass would’ve thrown the controller out the window 😭💀

[@thegaming_panda7284]

The first guy made his level sound like an actual warm up 😂😂

[@yaboiitito]

DACHIE and SATAN having a normal conversation. 2021 is wilding already

[@OriginalFluffy978]

Binging through all the SMM's, it's fascinating to see how the series' evolved!

[@daniel550villa9]

THREEP: Take Dashie to a store, make him buy a sauce, congratulations he chose valen-TINA

[@vianeyverde]

😆😆😅

[@robbiep.5497]

18:27 Mario: I did it! Dashie: No you didn’t! 😭😭😭

[@95zachman]

We need atleast one video of Dashie doing a Super Expert course world. He always wants a challenge right? See if he can do it in 30 lives.

[@DatMochiBoi]

THREEP! Take some flour, throw it on a acorn, and pour some water on it. Congratulations, now you have a DOUGH-NUT. No?

[@Goddessy]

“Dash , Re-lash ... wtf is a relash ?” Me reapplying lash glue on a lash that won’t stay on for the third time: *”Shush , I got this 😤”*

[@dashiesbbgurl]

🤣🤣 i see you with this

[@mysticalpie4695]

I'm about to "lash" out on this comment 😂

[@SAEXFELSTAR]

Been watching him for almost 8 years and I have never seen him that young and healthy looking than ever before

[@mathu954]

14:30 he knew exactly what he did 😂😂

[@sanemishinazugawa8922]

THREEP: Buy out toys r us. Replace the toys with makeup. Congratulations you know have glam r us

[@cayaken7332]

Deserves more likes 😂

[@idk_jif]

I never seen a SMM2 video without even being a premiere.

[@TheBlackSamurai2708]

Ikr

[@jordank6546]

Yo whats up skippy!

[@XLPlay1]

So true.

[@kylehill6986]

I guess this one didn't premiere. And I can believe you also saw SMG4!

[@emerylsg]

out of town i believe

[@JesusIsLord105]

THREEP take Rowan Atkinson, but him in the Sahara Desert, congratulations you now have a Baked Bean

[@koopakid715]

27:31 was the most anticlimactic "NEXT" he said 😆

[@batata2818]

I'm so sad to hear this will be over... The "welcome back to sup- super mario maker" makes me smile every time😖😭

[@knowly1]

He forgot to show all the games he played this week lol

[@anouarfrk5792]

He recorded that 2 weeks ago

[@retrof8652]

27:36 when you cant even get the joke out its just so funny lmaooooo

[@theplushiegamerbros-cattyb5619]

I don’t care about the joke(which was still funny) he made for me at least he played my level I’m so happy

[@ShredMaster2010]

THREEP! Start a Dashie video. Go to college, graduate, start a family, put your kids through college, retire, come back to the video. Congratulations! The gameplay just started!

[@elijahsilva9196]

It makes me happy to see how much progress dashi has made with his weight loss. He just no matter what carried a welcoming and loving energy and is prolly why I’ve been watching him all these years

[@Johnnyboi_05]

THREEP: dress up as dashie during christmas time, run in the snow. CONGRATULATIONS you now are Dashing through the snow.

[@RedKeyRome]

this is great ngl

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

That third one tho, wow! just... wow! That was legit the most boss comeback i've ever seen. He deserve some kind of award for that one. Super GG on that Dash!

[@parzival6964]

"I wanna go behind him and go through the pipe" ? PAUSE BRO WHAT

[@vMiracle]

someone is british dashie: BOOULS OF WAUUH

[@steelhughes]

Dashie don't ever quit the Dashie Maker 2 series

[@JOMNIplays]

He’s quitting at #100

[@jackarthur4673]

He's lost so much weight I'm proud of him.

[@cat_luvrr]

Threep:Get some tea and panties and a pantry, combine them together. Congratulations you got PANTRIES

[@sharkbite7922]

THREEP! Take a seal to the gym, help him lift. Congratulations Flex Seal!

[@cayaken7332]

Bruh this one creative

[@bk-ustoms1953]

THREEP: Take a baby. Wipe him. Congratulations, you now have a baby wipe

[@EMO_BITCH]

Dashie had better use this

[@cayaken7332]

Underated threep

[@StrikezGaming]

Basic

[@Halden.]

When you just watched a Dashie video from 5 years ago, it’s startling how thin Dachie is now. Good job my boi.

[@VibewitMelo05]

THREEP: take a donkey put him into a burning house, congratulations you now have a fire ass house

[@yeeyee_as_cut8087]

Who else wants dashie to play bowsers fury when it comes out.

[@nesplayz4701]

I definitely do it would be hilarious 😂

[@yeeyee_as_cut8087]

@@nesplayz4701 hes gonna be like "ma boi spittin them mixtapes."

[@nesplayz4701]

@@yeeyee_as_cut8087 Facts lol 😂

[@antonward6498]

Me bro

[@rhomayyann4691]

THREEP! What do you call it when two Vegans are arguing? Grass-Fed Beef.

[@JR-io6bi]

one of the funniest people on this planet. God bless this dude.

[@skullrabbit721]

3:08 Froot Loops? Nah "Fruit Rounds" - Ghetto Chef Dashie

[@Zusse]

Satan and Dashie having a reasonable agreement wow

[@Small_child_punter]

Satan talks way more than he used to. What happen to the insults?

[@b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536]

Cuz the switch don’t have a mic, and he have to do it himself

[@Nico-uy2so]

He doesn’t have time to insult dashie. He just needs some help to get his life together

[@dbrinaalanea4263]

The part when he kissed his fingers had me crying... i don’t why that was so funny 😂😂😂

[@DashieXPs_Son]

Dash has changed a lot, towards SMM2, he was built DIFFERENT last time during SMM, that dash is halarious LOL XD!!!

[@tripleshits]

Damnnnnn are you the reason Dash hates Tina?

[@DashieXPs_Son]

@@tripleshits B (

[@Shawnaberries]

Threep give dashie a bear hug , congratulations your arms fit around him. Dashie look at you 😍 I’m proud of you baby.

[@Rezz_theRealest]

lmao fr he lookin better than ever. proud of my boy😥🙌🏽

[@hoesmad8035]

Finish that one puppet combo game murder house

[@Juni2897]

The thing is his theerep’s that he makes are so creative and good dashie you should really be proud of the creativity that you have 😊

[@crispychris272]

"I almost called you chris" why dashie gotta forget my name like that

[@Aom.9]

"Be daring on they ass"

[@dametk6618]

THREEP take dashie to a waffle house congratulations now its just a house

[@ilymeena]

😂😂😂.

[@lanamayers6293]

Lol

[@MMkillsINCTV]

Lol

[@Trey2024GrindTime]

L

[@Nyah420]

I like this one.

[@danshen3827]

24:12 the exaggerated swagger of dashiegames.

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

Threep: *Dashie sees British level creator*: Ghetto parties, Turtles, and bottles of water

[@ellzeeky6413]

10:18 He was finna say "I need a cig"

[@1uisdelrey]

Or sip?

[@swaggyaj4858]

Or sip!!?

[@itsdamemes2512]

*sip

[@dashiesbbgurl]

A sip

[@DoomofOlympus]

Dash so sick of this series already he stopped doing premieres

[@xanderharris4047]

He did pin a comment saying the premieres would be back next week.

[@sweptdown4264]

He’s out of town which is why he didn’t do it

[@Cheetowitcheese]

He boutta lose subscribers once that 100 episode uploads

[@not.luigie]

THREEP: take dashie, make him do an intro congratulations it is now time for the outro

[@ayelemoore6279]

Dashie: Isn't tamale with one L? Also Dashie: With 2 L's it's tamaje Me: It's tamaye, you took both of those L's

[@FaysalIsGoated]

I can’t believe the series is ending after 100 episodes 😭😭😭

[@tttiffa]

Dashie's lost so much weight. Good job man you're doing amazing!

[@NeverBeBored08]

I wish teachers explained things as well as Dashie explains Threeps!

[@Medina_Prime]

AHhhh Homie said, he literally moon walked through the shits lolololololololo

[@kylegosling2200]

Don't end this series dashie. It's one of the main things I watch on your channel 🙂

[@Abell_lledA]

One can only try to understand an equal, judgement occurs from a pedestal 🎈

[@xbamborix5443]

IM PISSED MYSLEF WATCHING THIS💀😂 DA don’t know what we would do without you 😂😭🥺❤️

[@kikinatorboi6641]

THREEP Take Dashie, Make him a farmer, Congratulations he’s now counting chickens

[@queenofvibes2279]

Yesirrr I see you dash still coming thru with the MM2 😎I’m honestly impressed I remembered that you said you’d be out of town this weekend 😂