I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER PICKED THIS CHARACTER! [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE]

[@DashieGames]

I wasnt expecting that at the end O_O

[@roadhousegamer]

DashieGames give me the SUCC

[@yourauntiesfavorite143]

Fir

[@arthurharris1235]

DashieGames hhaaaa

[@arthurharris1235]

DashieGames

[@leonardogarza410]

DashieGames hello

[@robertquintanilla1244]

You can tell how much dashie has evolved on Mario kart. He went from saying the names of the courses to just barking now.

[@Just_Byttersweet]

robert quintanilla Rowrowr! Rowr!

[@metal6499-b7r]

Lol, that was funny as hell! X'D

[@Kylepeterson_]

robert quintanilla barking? Nah Dude sounds just like English I can understand him clearly

[@Gekkon996]

OOOOH SHIET ! WOOOF!... WOOF WOOF !

[@puppyblues9355]

You comment was so good it was liked by dashie

[@gasermohamed7542]

"You can achieve things if you ... set.... if you , .. sleep , at night" Dashie , 2017

[@gasermohamed7542]

NEᏇ ᎽᎾRᏦ Before the outro

[@robbarrett9577]

That was too funny, lol!

[@easternprod2934]

When Dashie found out that Yoshi threw the blue shell he looked like he was just realizing his whole life was a lie 😂😂

[@davidmunoz4022]

it really was a lie all along, the homie Yosh did him dirty

[@HollowNagaki]

Yoshi did it because he was neglected by Dashie lol!

[@dbevans1328]

When was that can't find it

[@dbevans1328]

FOUND IT HAHAHAA

[@mariaandrobertmitchell2207]

Eastern Prod he had to do it he couldn’t just hold that blue shell for the entire race...can’t he?

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

1:28 I like how he starts saying the name of the map right but then corrects himself into saying it unintelligibly XD LOL

[@mulishamonster96]

Gonna break that chair with all that thickness.

[@AdrianGonzalez-wz9ij]

5:12 dashie jumps up with the road😂

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

LOL I noticed that too XD

[@StanleyAnimations]

Go to sleep at night 😂😂😂

[@StanleyAnimations]

3 times in a row dashie hearted my comment... So when u trynna collab😂

[@techbuildspcs]

Hey you finally popped off.

[@JeremyBX]

*"Believe in you dreams. You can acheive things if you- uh... Set- er Set... GO TO SLEEP, at night"* _~ DASHIE 2017_

[@snowflake09161]

Bruhhh when he saw Yoshi throw the blue shell it looked like his soul was just crushed 😂😂😭

[@iconvetrix3114]

"Go to sleep..at night" - Dashie 2017

[@orangealligators6816]

Aye skrttttt

[@mimsycookiiess]

DACHIE DACHIE!!

[@mimsycookiiess]

Lol

[@TheVirginMeri]

Was watching the intro and didn't even realize my headphones fell out

[@supayosefu9233]

Terminocity haha noice

[@caitlynpope5431]

your profile picture is super cute @SuperJo

[@Milk_da_Man]

Terminocity I like your chihaya pic

[@beaglecruz308]

Terminocity playing the game should I romance her?

[@Quince477]

Terminocity W😂😂😂

[@marvelcontestchamps3]

"LETS. DO. THIS SHEWHOWET!!!" LMAO!

[@justocean2197]

J.A.M. ikr i had to replay that lol....im dead

[@marvelcontestchamps3]

Life With Ocean Our boy is adding NEW shit to these vids. 😂😂 In Super Mario maker now he added "OH I KNOW U KNOW!"

[@ide_dogsforlife5320]

I’m shocked dashie hearted your comment

[@rogueassassin2992]

lmaoooooo

[@JRae1]

"I'm feeeeling salty. Like I'm gargling with vineger. Right now I just got a W but for some reason I'm still losing to ViLlagEr" lmaoooo 💀😂 This man is hilarious!

[@Fate-hn8up]

14:15 When baby girl let’s you touch the puh

[@johnbarton41]

Dashie playing with it hard pause

[@ChellOfAGamer]

John Barton lmaooo

[@EvanAMC]

Did DACHIE just say "stop with the dilly dally" Wat did you do with the real dashie... lol

[@zyy3498]

EvanAMC soon as I read this he said it😂

[@mslita09]

What's wrong with him saying that? I've heard him say that and stuff like that before lol

[@EvanAMC]

lol

[@yake__]

That tooth surgery shook his brain

[@unknwn224]

When did he say that??

[@rngxro2368]

Who else could just picture Morton saying, *GET TO THE CHOPPA, AAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLGLGLLLGLGL!!!* 😂

[@theterminator8707]

Tox1c C1ty For Real

[@jack_lin5946]

Omg I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kontroversiii]

Perfect! And the fact that you spelled out the sound 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Minombreesjefe]

Tox1c C1ty lol Arnold

[@theterminator8707]

ARNOOOOOOLD!!!!

[@mko2598]

" You can achieve things, if you go to sleep at night." - Dashie 2017

[@dreaclark2262]

"I Guess You Forgive...But You Sure As Hell Don't Forget." 😂😂😂

[@Colorondo8]

Characters Dashie has never picked. Peach Pink Gold Peach Baby Peach Now look through ALL of his MK8 and Deluxe videos. He has never played them! I have known him even before Mario kart 8 and watched all of the episodes of this game.

[@luckyg8]

Colorondo8 Baby Daisy? Daisy? Rosalina? Baby Mario and Luigi? Toadette? I haven't seen all his gameplays of this game so I can be wrong and note I haven't looked through the playlist but these are the characters I don't recall

[@jonathanvan792]

Don’t you mean Princess Peach Bitch Peach Bitch?

[@Colorondo8]

Lucas Gillette he played as all of those characters like at least a year ago. He played as Luigi on the 4 time he played MK8.

[@aesthedicks5103]

And baby daisy

[@dragongod666sevagoth3]

Lucas Gillette he recently picked toadette...

[@fuzzypicklesgaming439]

Everytime Dashie plays this, it makes me want to play Mario Kart 8.

[@xoliyahxo2854]

“How the hell you a dancing clown but with no rhythm” 😂😭 You’ll float too like if you seen it on his other channel

[@brute8641]

My Daily Routine Wake up Go to school Come home from school and watch the Dashie’s newest video

[@sarahhill3415]

BrutEwe 6 SAMEE😂😂

[@frankwhyte6734]

😈

[@frankwhyte6734]

ok 👍

[@egg-vd7ym]

Wait school is a thing?

[@walter7267]

No editing out the swears? Are we back ma boyz?

[@tolgak46]

Thats way better like this

[@walter7267]

Ikr?

[@cara2183]

Walker Donohue Didn't even notice it until you mentioned it tbh.

[@maz1407]

Didn't notice but WI MIHT BI BAQ MAH BOIYS

[@5leepyyy]

ROAD TO 4 MILLION MA BOIIS

[@chiarodi4749]

Dang, so the homie Yosh being salty like an ex-girlfriend?

[@donkeykong4983]

Chiaro Di lol

[@George19090]

@@donkeykong4983 Donkey bitchass🤣

[@TheSackersLounge]

@@donkeykong4983 why we got donkey watching dashies videos

[@entitledindustries9135]

you can achieve your dreams is you just go to sleep at night this why u da best dashie

[@Brolover1]

My boy Dashie!! Back with another one!

[@iwannabegay8641]

Brolover Bryan I've Seen you before!

[@xF0rC3DxK1LLAx]

Brolover Bryan another one

[@bnop1238]

Brolover Bryan please tell me your profile is ironic

[@thewatcher3576]

Brolover Bryan Another one

[@za1n_515]

69 likes, I don't want to ruin it

[@larrymohamed6645]

When he does the singing after each race gets me every time 😂

[@ryan6762]

You'll hit 4 million in no time Dashie!!! Love you Dashie 💕

[@vertex1933]

"I guess you forgive... But you sure as hell don't forget..." - Dachie 2017

[@charlesjohnson5813]

0:00-0:04 Me when someone passes me at the last second in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

Dashie announcing track names fits Morton well.

[@spice3411]

Take a new character, believe in your dreams. Congratulations, you have now won 1st place in Mario Kart!

[@Diylisandro]

FINALLY MARIO KART EIGHTA SHITTA

[@issi227]

D.I.Y LISANDRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bluewolf2892]

Yes!

[@donkeykong4983]

smiley Nah Son, We need to see Dashies ass get handed to me.

[@juanpablo.a]

Foxy Dash Teta which means tity in Spanish

[@bluewolf2892]

+Donkey Kong DONKEY BITCH ASS lol

[@notmyrealname6626]

Go to sleep at night -DashieGames 2017

[@EPIK_yt]

Guys you know how donkey Kong is in every video? To make things more exiting Dashie cuts and restarts the Grand Prix until he gets donkey bitch ass in the mix 😝

[@AngelHernandez-ev9hv]

The character that dadhie picked sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger saying “get to the chopa”

[@CodeRedCody]

playing through the tooth pain, now that’s commitment. Like to show your support

[@cookiekitty194]

I can imagine him getting the Luigi death stare already

[@ZenthicPro]

DASHIE MK8 HYPE BOYS AND I LOVE THE HOMIE MORTON! AYY

[@ssjgoten5319]

Zenthic Pro true

[@aniyahmcintyre2139]

"YOSHI THREW THAT!!!... i was being nice to him the whole time...i guess you forgive, but you sure as hell don't forget...wow" LMFAOOO DASHIE had me crying and his face😂 I never seen so much hurt and disappointment

[@Nfiji1]

Dashies worst nightmare: Donkey Kong getting 1st place.

[@karas922]

Dashie play that horror movie fighting game again, Terrordrome: Rise of the Boogeymen

[@demongodcrush]

He's played that twice already.

[@meanstreak110]

Karas what? that's an actual game? let me check it out. you said "again"....that means dashie has played it right?!

[@demongodcrush]

Search for terrordrome in his videos and you'll see he's played it more than once. Unless he took them down then you missed out.

[@karas922]

Yeah but I'd still like to see him play it again, he plays multiple games more than twice; plus it is the month of October, It would be nice to see him play more Dead by Daylight, Friday the 13th, etc.

[@santiagomontoya493]

He's playing Injustice 2 tomorrow as we speak THE HOMIE RAIDEN

[@dantellamaycosplay2769]

morton sounds like nightmare cinemas XD when he does Shao Kang's "voice"

[@LiuKangBlazingFireDragon]

That's my exact thoughts XD.

[@indra500]

Its about damn time Dashie... I've been waiting for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe gameplay

[@insxnity4956]

HE SAID THE SKY WAS DRIPPING! 😂😂😂💀

[@SuperA-64]

'Go to sleep at night'- Dashie

[@kingbacchus4677]

DASHIE I seen Tina, she said she miss you

[@SaintSentry]

She lyin

[@spartanmasterassassin1018]

King Bacchus whos Tina?😐what mins he said that at?

[@matthewsjuwon]

King Bacchus why Tina lying lol

[@-veilside-7897]

Dachie more like Fatchie

[@TridentVruinzTheSniper]

Spartan MasterAssassin101 Just go with the flow ma boy.....

[@angelloboyd2481]

Dashie kinda look like morton💀💀

[@miahjay]

💀💀💀💀

[@MidnightSon]

Dead

[@Lorena_Panda]

It's cute tho

[@crash7_797]

Some Kid lmao

[@HotChick70608]

Some Kid Don't disrespect my manz like that 😂. Dashie sexy 😍

[@laney423]

THREEP! TAKE YOUR PHONE PUT YOUR GRANDMA ON SPEED DIAL CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW HAVE INSTAGRAM L?

[@dark_lynx2768]

LanyWrestling THAT IS HILARIOUS MAN GOOD JOB!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hypernova-nj7hl]

W

[@BurberryBlue]

LanyWrestling yep.

[@singcoko]

Hold this W my dude

[@Hi-vu3to]

LanyWrestling You stold that comment of course it's an L

[@Aflyinchancla]

Dashie was so offended and feeling betrayed that yoshie threw that blue shell 😂

[@mslita09]

It's ok Dashie, you don't have to apologize. You need to do what's best for you, and what can insure a safe and speedy recovery :) PLEASE be careful! Don't push yourself too hard :(

[@typhlosionisbest]

Dashie plays as his twin Morton

[@MyTheomega]

Dashie even if you lose, you’re still my favourite in Mario kart

[@smokinfetuses4253]

The omega have you ever seen the game plays by I AM WILDCAT

[@justpanda11yee68]

The omega learn to spell

[@39savage]

The omega PAUSE

[@Nailuyy]

Justpanda11 Yee shut the fuck up favorite is spelled favourite in the UK

[@theclassyxenomorph1301]

I like to believe there's a separate reality where dashie hates yoshi and is friends with donkey

[@nodeguy1578]

"I guess you forgive. but you sure as how don't forget." Deep

[@kawaiipotatoes3822]

Got to get to school in an hour and I’m spending it watching the best KZbinr 😎

[@Mr.Reficul]

Yoshi did it because he don't get picked

[@SlaysomeTv]

Great motivational speech😂✊🏽

[@dumb-ISHpals]

Why does Morton remind me of Arnold Schwarzenegger. It sounds like him!

[@Sopaguayaba]

Who freaking loves to read with Dashie. Like "hard, pause" together with him. Even say and run with him in the intro?!

[@tamaracalloway7050]

Who misses this dashie?

[@cruzamigs1010]

I think they wanted you to play as him cuz he a lil THICC, like you my boi.

[@akilelawless834]

lmao

[@theslayer2360]

When you realize that Morton is actually the fastest character in the game 😱

[@jadajones9619]

His reaction to Yoshi throwing the blue shell was hilarious 😂😂

[@someperson4865]

1:10 1:39 2:23 3:19 4:36 5:41 6:12 7:08 7:22 7:54 8:16 8:46 9:27 9:35 10:00 10:56 11:06 11:29 11:45 12:51 13:26 14:17 14:43 15:13 15:33 15:51

[@marihuanpool]

When you win the lottery but you have to check twice 0:01

[@kevincolon2495]

Dashie should do a diss track on Donkey Kong

[@SaintSentry]

I didn't know I needed this until now

[@kodlakcorey8736]

You should use the best load out one time and another time use the worst. i feel like those would be funny vids

[@kifenty2075]

I love his motivational speeches lmfaoo. This gameplay was lit

[@josesaxance3134]

when your step sister asks for help and starts to take her clothes off 14:17

[@IllySonicTheBlurObject]

S H O C K

[@ArmandoTheHost]

I like how dashie when he says believe in your dreams, has no idea what to say after that😂😂15:18

[@sebaliwarriorstephen9706]

When yoshi got dashie i said this is why you cant trust animated dinosaurs

[@rickjazzyroll]

Dashie got one of the worst characters in the game

[@cam2620]

6 stars Like GTA his boost game is on point though

[@ronielbernardo3124]

K

[@FireBlazer12]

isn't he actually the best character

[@johannenono9642]

He's one of the best character, that's probably you didn't like him.

[@rickjazzyroll]

Ethan Nono I maybe right

[@youtubewatcher4955]

Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Dashie still took that L last gameplay

[@jonathandominguez4262]

"He had protection, I didn't notice until the last minute"-Dashie THATS WHAT SHE SAID! NO?! OK!

[@TylerChou059]

14:42 it is the moment Dashie realized, his main has betrayed him.

[@guillotinessoul8153]

Believe in your dreams... you can achieve things.. if you... set.. if... like set your min- go to sleep.. at night.. *sigh*. THUMBS UP!

[@squiddersmcsquid9400]

He’s so funny LETS DO THE SHUWYITTTTT

[@braydenhunley7768]

Is anybody shook that Dashie said shook 😂😭😂

[@hadzfs1700]

Love it when you say , "Welcome back yeeeessss BACK! TO Mario kart 8taaaa.. sheettaaaa....deluxaaaa druuugsssaaa .." 😅😅😂

[@Simp4S0m]

Dashie: If you’re new to me, this is what you get New fans: Damn, he funny tho, so Ill keep watching but this guy crazy *20 videos later* New fans: WHAT UP?! IT’S DASHIE! AND WELCOME BACK!! YEEEEEESSSSS BACK

[@franciscoberumen9103]

I challenge you to Mario cart 8. Let's go dash. BEZTRUKEN!

[@dominicperez3777]

Finally he played Morton!

[@astroghost7174]

Dachhhhhhieeeee

[@meanstreak110]

Vegetas worst animation ever even worse than Dbs your profile name is soooooo stupid. u should change it to something a little less......well less stupid.

[@doublecups6635]

meanstreak110 let the man / kid do what hw wants.

[@astroghost7174]

Thanks bro i mean everybody else says my shit is funny af so why would i care about one hater lol

[@jadep7042]

Or when he's real hype, DAKXSHYYY

[@351am]

Vegetas worst animation ever even worse than Dbs it is funny 😂

[@iBloxonic]

Dashies freestyles were fresh this vid DAMN DASH didn't know u rock it like that yo

[@53Spawn]

Yoshi throwin Blue.Shells at Dachie like: *"So you picking Koopalings instead me now ma boi!? OK. I SEE YOU!"*

[@taruskul7257]

Morton for the W, beginners luck or nahh?? Lol

[@chapple3112]

Use my favorite character, Luigi next :D

[@CodeRedCody]

Please go back to playing as the Homie Yosh, we all miss him

[@tooth9047]

dry bones, in regards to stats, is superior to yosh

[@deonspinks4421]

Speak for yourself

[@benjamint2606]

Conspiracy: dashie isn’t ever playing the games on camera, he just records a face came after the fact and that’s how he’s able to come up with good commentary because he doesn’t have to play simultaneously, also why he can come up with the good ass raps too

[@wvlf4259]

I like how you just fortune cookie the end, "go to sleep at night" I petty (sometimes) for the non-nocturnals

[@darkhumour741]

I think Dashie's developing stockholm syndrome for Dry Bones. He got f*cked over by him a few Mario Karts ago :(

[@Nyctelis]

Patrick Fisher what's Stockholm syndrome?

[@KROW_COMBOS]

SIR PLEASE !!!

[@MimiMikumoVA]

Pick the homie Yosh on the next episode please

[@arminkovacs3120]

I LOVE the small "poems" Dashie says at the end of each stage 😍

[@Starlight.1998]

Yoshi:🎶The past is past, forgive forget. The truth is, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!🎶

[@Mister_Cool]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe? It's been awhile, but after that major L he took last time..I can understand.