NINJA BIKE ON EM! [HAPPY WHEELS] [MADNESS!]

[@DashieGames]

missed yall yesterday!

[@xgaming5104]

Miss you to homie (no pause)

[@ivannavarro6068]

I was all waiting with my friend.. Where da hell dashie at? Dijo... Nise wei? Anda de webon hoy, es Domingo Hahhahah 😂🍕 ur funny dashie 👍

[@camerongrantjr4265]

And we missed you too dashie glad your feeling better :)

[@niapurpose2616]

I missed you too!🎀

[@dimitris2221]

hope you are better now dash!!

[@danielhernandez5600]

who else prepares themselves for Dashies HAAAAAPPPP

[@ElViperr408]

Never I'm used to it (3 years)

[@christophermckenzie8828]

Golden Freddy he only been playing for 2 years tho

[@ElViperr408]

I mean his screaming +Dirty Dan

[@ElViperr408]

Wait no he started in 2011

[@TheMadameHannah]

I actually can't focus on anything else he says until I hear the HAAAAP!

[@AsKaGangsta]

0:27 R.I.P Headphone users.

[@polarphobia7790]

Love your videos and your prank are too funny like fatality funny

[@firstclasslikealways2.0]

yes

[@LiuKangBlazingFireDragon]

***** I'm still living.

[@anthonymichaelk1]

Actually 0:28

[@steelbeltedradials5857]

every Mondays dude, get use to it :)

[@ZinalaG59]

Monday's make me go HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! I need an alarm with that scream lol

[@suhanipeton4536]

ma boy i dont understand why do u have to scream at the beginning of every happy wheels video :/

[@abelnegash4199]

I love yo profile pic of dashie

[@robertmorton1034]

ani kluang Because He Wants To So Leave Him Alone And Mad Because You Not Happppppppppppppppppppppy! So He Can Scream If He Wants To.

[@htxflow]

D&E Gaming I need haaaaaalp as a notification tone

[@narutoshinobi7503]

Hey naruto fan

[@mullermix]

I feel so bad for Dashie, he uploads everyday for us, and when he misses even one day he gets people shouting at him (well, figuratively) and that's unfair. So many ungrateful people

[@KM-lc6hj]

Sarah Muller yup smh they are ungrateful and hypocrite

[@wuavo9157]

Why do you care so much anyways

[@sv5904]

@@wuavo9157 " 3 y e a r s a g o "

[@letsgetthispuh3526]

He uploads three days a week now

[@ladidadidaslobonmeknob2883]

Ok

[@izzy2314]

"Baby girl, you gotta change the way you eat" Omg had me dying 😂😂

[@Ninoish]

Does that mean we get two gam- HAAAAAAP!

[@everythingdolls3281]

No!

[@LilaccBunnyy]

Dashie, if you need a day off or even a week off, by all means please take it! You are always providing for us everyday. The amount of dedication and devotion that takes is what makes your real fans extremely grateful. With love.

[@Jordan33731]

If you're seeing this, hope you're having a great day :)

[@ivannavarro6068]

Just had a job interview... If I get hired hell yeah I am having a great day! Lol

[@Ant_-ku9xf]

Disleksia looks like someone is having a bad day

[@Maniac_7_7_7]

Disleksia Why don't you fuck off? Moron.

[@pgordon336]

Today's my birthday, so yay!

[@sb_forever1235]

Happy birthday bruh! :)

[@rosaangelicagonzalez534]

13:32 to 13:35- "Baby girl, you gotta change the way you eat." That shit had me rolling XD

[@NostalgikGamez]

2:57 that scream thooooo lol

[@bigchungus8136]

0:28 BEST HAAAAAPP EVER

[@Unwedged]

14:07 FATALITY! Seeing this in my subscription feed made me so happy like, literally smiling about it (i always do) but this time was so special, not having dashie for a day really showed me how much i needed to see his videos everyday Hilarious gameplays :D let's see some more THE EVIL WITHINAAAH and maybe you could hit us with a throwback to the homie Akihiko in persona 4 arena haha.

[@MEXICANSONLIN3]

Dashie remember this you can take a break when ever you want you been uploading everyday you need breaks man your the greatest KZbinr ever love you dashie

[@Juuu]

I'm getting over a broken heart by watching Dashie videos . Thank you .

[@N00bSaib0tf0r7h3l1nku31]

Watching Dashie in the morning is basically my wake-up call. He always makes me awake with his loud screams. lol.

[@shooby9496]

22:03 - Meteor rolls over his corpse - does no damage at al Bike tire rolls over his corpse - absolutely decimates it

[@Gallacant]

14:08 This is cinematic. The timing is absurdly on point

[@ScruffysServo]

5 years later and I still laugh my ass off, and sing along to his intro lmfao!! Always going to be a favorite!

[@marley.hendrix]

I'm here 7 years later

[@ConfusedReject]

Hey we should make a challenge for dashie on the next happy wheel gameplay, The challenge is he cannot swear or say a bad word throughout the video and if he does he has to eat a spoonfull of Jiff peanut butter for each badword he says on facecam! Hopefully he reads this :D

[@OpticBeatz]

No marmite

[@jjisadragon]

+theron Elite no, marmite*

[@MetalAccessories]

Nah.

[@treyhaslem5412]

Dashie why you so funny ?! 😂

[@zackcody3782]

Funny af

[@rybacksexyman7478]

He is apart of the pause army

[@bryanrodezno3183]

Ryback Sexy Man I'm crying because of how bad you're at using "pause"

[@justinfernandez8323]

What he means is that dashie is the leader of the pause army

[@christophermckenzie8828]

Bryan Rodezno pause on that

[@agent1529]

1:16 we going to the moon bitch hooooh ( that's my favorite part don't know why don't worry about it

[@simplysyidah994]

Hey You ,Yeah You ,The Person Reading This ,Your Beautiful Continue To Have A Great Day 😊 P.S. Like So Dashie Can Play More GTA And Scary Games 😘 Love Ya Dashie

[@mangareader64]

Thanks man I needed that U the real mvp

[@SmKnJays]

My beautiful what? Ill kinda ignore it and hope you meant "you're beautiful*"

[@Gash3d]

joel perez lol are you blind? XD

[@Gash3d]

mangareader64 Its a Girl........

[@madmaxamus2000]

I've had a pretty horrible day so far, thanks for asking

[@bigbuttcannon]

All these people giving "RIP headphone users" times. "RIP headphone users" describes half of Dashie's content.

[@jW-kr5xn]

That means half of his subscribers are dead lol

[@BrickFighter13]

Saw a meme where 7:54 was cut off so it cuts right off before he died

[@edil157]

Dashie, play "I wanna be the guy gaiden" Please!

[@PimpSlim620]

Favorite words from Dashie "Skleet" & "skloot" lmaoo

[@SerAbiotico]

13:42

[@KD-dz7fi]

"Scleet, bap, boom, boom, blap, scleet, scloot , sclaap" I nearly died on that part.

[@caarlitoswae]

6:25 this dude said ple-A-se I hope he meant it

[@caarlitoswae]

6:15

[@Packrat_obv9583]

On 0:41 yeah it's that gta online oppressor mk2 other bike 🚲

[@arianaperez9606]

"Did I beat the meat-eor" (pause) lmaooo 23:39

[@theultimatedangalangman836]

Dayum Dashie! I've been re-watching all them Happy wheels joints! You should do dem happy wheels Monday again! HAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@YTman28]

Well, at least I look forward to Donkey Kong beating you in Mario Kart 8 tomorrow. That's my homie right there.

[@soleboy187]

These happy wheels vids have so much re-watch(is that a word) value.

[@FeralHeartMod]

5:29 "LIL ELF GO WITH YOUR MASTER SANTA'S GONE BITCH." L O L

[@eric2ill4u]

Havn't watched a Dashie Happy Wheels video in a while, and i must say, these levels have gotten soo much more elaborate.

[@Drell90]

13:27 LMFAO!! XD

[@howard6636]

Welcome to Dashie's Channel new subscribers/ viewers ! I've been watching Dashie for a while so I've learnt all these things the hard way (pause) #1 use pause the right way exhibit a ☝ #2 it is not safe to eat or drink anything while watching one of his videos... because you will choke eating your chilps #3 if you're around little kids make sure you're wearing headphones if you didn't already know Dashie cusses a lot #4 if you are wearing headphones do not turn the volume all the way up because he will murder your eardrums Thank you have a nice day!

[@edcm926]

*nobody:* *dog at 3 AM: **0:07*

[@KiDJxK3R]

That's exactly what I did was watch all your hanging with dashie videos ^.^ hope your feeling better Dashie!!!!!!

[@partcorer]

5:41 The scream is real XD

[@user1927]

Dash is the only KZbinr I know that records and puts out the same day! That's mad love.

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

6:57 What the fuck...how come he didn't noticed that? xD

[@davidburke4101]

His reaction probably got edited out.

[@alleyesonzee]

notice what?

[@goodeevilaisane]

i think your brother gazelle is taking over

[@goodeevilaisane]

Gazelle Fuusuke you dont see anything (SHACACA)

[@mollyashley5249]

Dashie you just made my day thank you 😊

[@JaelenGames]

Welcome to the 301 and under club, may I take your order?

[@SmokinHotVIP]

fuck off

[@vegetadag.o.a.tr.i.p2mynig758]

I'd like two number 2's three number 3's wit a cup of water(you know good and damn well I'm bout to pour that shit out and fill this cup up with some sprite)

[@JaelenGames]

Would you like some HAAAAAAAAAAAP with that?

[@reaperluvr6984]

Two numbah 2's, three numbah 3's, and a diet coke thank you I appreciate that.

[@Spongebob-lf5dn]

Can I have some kelp fries with an extra order of kelp juice, they're just so juicy.

[@jayman12369]

it's like all the funnyness accumulated from yesterday and it's 2x as funny.

[@Lank]

Just my opinion: Dash, I think it would be dope if you (every now and then). Did a collab with a subscriber (of your choice or contest) or even just shouted them. The reason I say this is because I know how hard it is to get Subs and I know you've mentioned it in the past! Just thought it would be a good way to give something back to your subs! (: thanks for the vids every day HAAAAP

[@mikeygavin7033]

I loved how he got to the volcano stage and quit immediately lol nice vid dash

[@Asizzle5597]

Lol he pulled a kevin ware at 2:45

[@kd23walt]

Happy wheels+dashie=best Mondays

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

O.O I thought I died 0:27 I'm in the hospital I'm not supposed to laugh hard. wish me luck that I survive the hospital I'm staying here in 3 months. :(

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

Not now I'm in the hospital beside I'm sick and I had passed out

[@hoodini6429]

Rosalina ™ hope u feel better bby girl 😘

[@FoxyRosalinaTheHelpfulFoxGirl]

O.O thanks?

[@ThatBurntToast]

Rosalina ™ Hope you get better b. Where that first account tho?

[@ThatBurntToast]

Dark Donkey Kong You funny Donks Bitch-Ass.

[@tinyfacenagito930]

Take a drink every time Dashie says "shit". 😃

[@Flare1.9]

4:46 we got goku 2.0 kamaleven

[@dedede8351]

Missed you DashieGames glad you feeling better. HAAAPPPPP

[@laquantamoultry3085]

Baby girl we gotta change the way u eat. Lol

[@queenlolo1384]

I hope they make more spike flies. It's such an interesting concept that people have yet to do. Spike flies also have the potential to be a challenge with it curving, getting skinnier at the top, etc.

[@UnknownLegend1296]

*Play paper mario the thousand year door for gamecube!!!*

[@chickenpudding789]

1 problem how he going 2 record it .-.

[@UnknownLegend1296]

he's played other gamecube games before and recorded them

[@chickenpudding789]

how

[@TR0YX0]

He's played Mario Sunshine, Mario Kart Double Dash, etc.

[@chickenpudding789]

how does he record tho

[@Ojforyobae]

Finally its Friday. Yaaaaaaaaah. Favorite day of the week!! Its all because of dashie.

[@eddington111]

13:58 had me so dead

[@jairmiranda3438]

Man That Spanish To English Translation Had Me Laughing, Dashie, You Are A Great Dude Man Keep It Up...

[@Kiyaa930]

14:28 That Shit Say "FEAL Free To Rate" Lmao

[@carolinam.4462]

I got scared at the beginning with the axes sound. :,( But great video as always, Dashie!! :P

[@camillefate6759]

2:05 enter the box??? Ohhh shit that new song

[@SisterKallen]

I look foward to watching this every Monday.

[@Packrat_obv9583]

On 4:53 mahn ur just like luke skywalker when he lost a hand in the fifth episode

[@raylayaaaa]

Uploaded on my birthday 💕whoop perfect to start my day and glad you feeling better dash 😊🙌

[@theorigin5138]

7:42 "Cuz yo-.... Huh?"

[@MuhnLi]

"Baby girl...You gotta change the way you eat" that killed me lmao

[@laveonjames346]

Hey Dashie, guess what? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY :D

[@Anthony-oo8kz]

WHATTTTTTT?????????? HEY MY BOI I WISH U A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!?!? :):):):):)

[@jamaljolicoeur3605]

Happy birthday and my mom's birthday is today too

[@cameron6085]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!!!!!!!!!...y birthday :)

[@DylanTyler238]

Happy b-Day!!

[@SmokingX94clouds]

Ice -T The Home Invasioner I mean bro

[@joejoemcclinton9514]

You are the best youtuber alive I will always be team DASHIE glad ur fellin better

[@Jim_is_Burning]

Lol I watch you too much that when I'm thinking to myself it's in your voice... I need help.

[@jessicamartin6659]

Omfg me too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@genadaniels3263]

ME TOO I THOUGHT I WS THE ONLY ONE XD

[@dolphinqueen5209]

James Curley OMFG I DO THAT WITH HIM AND JACKSEPTICEYE. BUT ONLY THEM TWO LIKE WTF!!! HAHAHA

[@xsliderx123]

I don't watch nothin but dashies happy wheels game plays but wow, dashie actually missed a day? I never thought this day would come lmfao

[@mixedvibes9613]

13:30 GOT ME DEAD

[@firstclasslikealways2.0]

18:31 Ooooooooo I'm about to dive in!!!! XD

[@orosiboy559]

0:58 i thought he died 😂😂😂

[@dopemandingodope6744]

Yo dash you are the funniest dude ever! The vids you make playing this game cracks me the hell up. Dont kill yo self making hella vids but we all appreciate making them. Thanks for hitting my funny bone. - Voxy_Dingo

[@hugejanus735]

13:24 had me dead

[@fransheskacancel2996]

When he translated “Rate 5 please” from English back to English. 😂

[@jaylinjackson7916]

I luv how his name always darryl 😂😂 6:00

[@clenrodriguez6014]

Thanks dashie! I aprciate for the videos u make everyday hope u feel better today been the worst for me but u made my day thanks dashie fr!!!

[@gabrieldiaz9090]

Am glad that you feel better dashie did you dream the puh I tell you about? If you didn't dream puh thats fuck up LOL

[@d-jay1665]

Okay, try again but this time speak English.

[@bellissimo999]

Disleksia lolololol

[@jamez470]

Those bastards

[@MrThedonutdude]

Ryu Lord No one killed Kenny yet.

[@RigoA_]

Someone please give this guy an oscars for sound effects

[@crystaltheresa4434]

Is it me or do some of these levels look familiar

[@brandonlopez6251]

MAJOR PAUSE 😂😫

[@crystaltheresa4434]

lol but this game is awesome how can anybody not like it

[@EisDragon]

yeah they are familiar he has played some of those before. or you know back then you'll see it if you go through his playlist of them

[@iceT164]

dashie you deserved that day off for all the entertainment you give us hope you feelin better

[@furlow13579]

18:15 "nnnnnooooooooooooooo" hahahaha

[@cinderg1ock]

I was drinking water during the intro, and when Dashie screamed "HAAAAAAAAAP!", I choked. I'm still coughing...

[@punk_poet1373]

4 years later, Nicole STILL coughing

[@KingSeanyBo]

Anyone 2020?

[@Joelethert]

Dashie, I watch most of your videos, but nothing makes me laugh quite as much as Happy Wheels. Too funny... "we gotta change the way you eat." HAHAHA.

[@raoulduke6282]

Dashie please play Bioshock Infinite! It's free on Xbox!

[@AReallyRandomName547]

I was unprepared for your HAAAAAAPPPP this time... You got me this time Dashie

[@DOMEDIZZLE]

1:38 😭😭

[@Quick_with_Quips]

Dashie, I have had a really bad day. But I was looking forward to HAPPy Wheels. I just wanted to say thanks for making my day better! :)

[@therealdealbeale6496]

You need another day off man you work too hard for us take a vacation I love you but take a load off, take more breaks I love you man

[@luchinnimandayo9828]

Pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say we're glad you're back Dash. Good to see you're feeling better. 👍

[@4n931-g2j]

11:09 hitmarkers

[@maliqueneal3293]

Dashie has shown the world you can dunk with your elbows. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT DASHIE

[@dirge6080]

0:27 AHH GOD, MY EARS

[@Speedcell16]

This should be called Happy wheels: Legend of Dash He straight killing it!

[@rybacksexyman7478]

Yo whats up Dashie pause You really love making your fans HAAAAAAAAAAAAP...E but um can you please play as the pg legend Ryback and shell shock that jobbar Pukey cus he can't wrestle and can you make a skit about dubya dubya E 2Kay Phiff Tien ok thanks Dashie pause hope you feel better.

[@MrSlimshady0100000]

YAS RYBACK IS MY PG HERO

[@-scrim]

pause!

[@-scrim]

jigglypenutbutter pause!

[@abdoullayedialo4968]

jigglypenutbutter omg their obviously trolling

[@yaidendol7736]

Every video -_- why just why?!

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

that minecraft rope swing had serious 2013 vibes