[NOT 4 KIDZ] F#%KING TOY REVIEW [#01] BEATBO

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[@SLYLUIGI]

WHY MY BOI LOOK LIKE HE IN FRONT OF CLASS GIVIN A DAMN PRESENTATION LOL

[@NagaSakkii45]

SLY LUIGI bruh

[@samuellinares2001]

Same

[@neziahadell5038]

SLY LUIGI Facts

[@arco1489]

SLY LUIGI THIS COMMENT MADE MY DAY!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ANDRESLOPEZ_24]

SLY LUIGI LMAO

[@DashieXP2]

I'm doing these for the entire monf! Hope y'all enjoy! P.S. to those that think I'm acting "weird" y'all must be new go peep out my other unboxings 😝

[@mdroid1234]

DashieXP2 whtup its dachi

[@foxmcfalco8757]

DashieXP2 these are hilarious!!

[@FonsoGaming]

DashieXP2 hilarious

[@maurod6714]

DashieXP2 I will enjoy

[@romeo5741]

DashieXP2 what DAT mouf do dash ?? (pause)

[@DashieXP2]

Don't worry y'all I'm not "sad" or being held hostage lol. Watch my old unboxings and y'all will get it :P

[@spiderman6]

DashieXP2 First

[@NordicMilo]

DashieXP2 aight bet

[@zeroworries]

Lol

[@spiderman6]

DashieXP2 I appreciate what ur doing It's ok

[@spiderman6]

DashieXP2 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@TheTheorizer]

I'm surprised you didn't sniff plastics.

[@madswagg1able]

He had to resist

[@kw_chan00]

XD

[@toad4434]

The Theorizer XD

[@limbo.3048]

The Theorizer OMG XD

[@jacobkingston5125]

It only smells good in game cases

[@PaolaZeno]

Dashie getting ready to be a dad🙌😂😂

[@user-mu8lw9nn6o]

he'd be like the best dad ever tbh

[@PaolaZeno]

Yuki Chan the kawaii potato yeah!! he should adopt me haha

[@bobbobston9233]

Paola Acevedo shit I'll adopt u anyday 😘😘

[@TritaniumYT]

Yuki Chan the kawaii potato Especially with all the toys and games and shit

[@wheeloftime2698]

Bob Bobston the most thirstiest comment I've seen this momf XD

[@Spleenzorio]

DACHIE the type of guy to wear headphones for a toy review

[@bellabranch6059]

Ha I just noticed that

[@bazuka6711]

Spleenzorio that shits not even plugged in to the auxiliryshjd SHIT!😂😂😂

[@paschalisgriek]

He is so loud that hes hurting his own ears lol

[@Fartucus]

He's wearing them to promote his toy

[@spiderman6]

paschalisgriek Lmao

[@CC_Mila]

KEEP DOING THIS DACHIE!

[@christianmccausland-ventre987]

mrs. moseby yesssss

[@chazzc.5176]

mrs. moseby if you didn't listen or read he says he will be doing it for a month

[@CC_Mila]

Boo Boo If you were here earlier, I posted this before he even said that.

[@IVDestroyerzzVIJc]

mrs. moseby damn fine chocolate women😍😍😂💦

[@that1tango468]

Dashie favorited ur comment 👌👌👌

[@minh0_bb789]

I was bouta say why does he look like he being held hostage. XD

[@Kiyosura]

right ? lmao he sounded nervous

[@minh0_bb789]

Mohamed Amine Then also my comment is past tense because I said: I bouta say that means I was about to say my sentence also like i said from my previous comment i already knew and I think anyone with any sense whatsoever would get that i already knew what was going on.

[@mohamedamine5908]

Ah iscool man wanne just check, have a nice day.

[@minh0_bb789]

. Wow.... Just out of no were you just start throwing curse words at me......What a kid...

[@ConnorSmith2023]

Because he is 😏

[@asylumrain]

I hope a kid actually comes across this because for some reason little kids like watching toy reviews

[@kingkilla777]

Asylum Rain I really don't understand why kids like toy reviews I don't think it's stupid or anything but of all things to watch why that

[@BratinishOfficial]

Well these are the only type of toy reviews I'd enjoy watching :D

[@kingkilla777]

Bratinish yep you said it

[@spratc.]

Asylum Rain 3:22 you know Dashie listen to dubstep

[@TheOneandPrettyOne07]

Asylum Rain LMAO shhhhh!

[@beingdad4549]

When he began to speak in the mic, I thought he was going to say: "Original Recipe...." 😎😂

[@beingdad4549]

Oh woops never mind, he said it later on 😂

[@JordinoProbably]

original

[@x.miisty]

Kenny M 😂

[@btsjhope7396]

JordinoVids recipes

[@G0Ddess_]

Kenny M 😂😂😂😂

[@meep231_]

Imagine if some parent accidentally played this video for their child. Lmao!

[@maboii5796]

They won't, even accidentally because there is a curse word in the title.

[@x-Abraham-x2]

U sure about that mah boi?

[@ElViperr408]

CosmicRedGaming THEY BETTER SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE

[@aimeerendahl4302]

No lie, my toddler will hop on my phone and watch Dachie plays any and all Mario games...😑😑

[@NinjaBoy641]

Imagine walking into Toys R Us and one of those Beatbo's saying stuff Dashie says

[@yeetd2894]

"CHRISTMAS KIDZ TOEEZ UHNBUXXEN........GETOE" Got me DYIN y'all😂😂😂

[@wingnight2612]

Dashie: So I hope...you stick around...and come back when I upload the next video... Dashie to himself: **But, Dashie, how would we know?** Dashie: GOOD QUESTION! LMAOOOOOO 😂 😂 😂

[@wingnight2612]

And the way he said "Little bell." Omg

[@esamohammed4909]

Wingnight

[@TriniLush7]

I said it in his voice too

[@Swell_Character]

Is it just me, or does Dashie look like he is being held hostage at the beginning. hahahaha

[@Cuhpri]

Static Surge 😂😂😂

[@huniepanda7759]

Static Surge And also at the end lol

[@magicagrnub620]

CapriSon

[@chrisr8140]

Andre lowe no its barney xD

[@LoeysAeri]

Static Surge Dashie always be acting like that when he does unboxings.

[@angelicajohnson3760]

LMFAO WHEN HE PULLED THAT LION OUT THAT EGG SHIT I DIED

[@georgedelarosa9721]

Bruh, my damn lungs cramped up😂😂

[@fern_enthusiast]

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂 I'm crying it was halarious

[@angelicajohnson3760]

" L I O N!!!"

[@ProlificPops]

LMAO

[@JustSomeHylian]

Angelica Johnson lmao right

[@Erick-th5uh]

hold up hold up Original Resipie

[@Jose-ev2rh]

So we gonna act like his beats ain't plugged into anything

[@MrHymensmasher]

Bob Wolf I can tell English wasn't your first language

[@Jose-ev2rh]

MrHymensmasher yup because people don't do mistakes..........

[@anactualguy8257]

MrHymensmasher lol he said it fine just slang! Lmao wtf?

[@wolfie23288]

yep

[@CasacaraDFP]

I didn't even think about that! I'm so used to seeing them on him lol!

[@Hxnsson]

Dashie, please keep doing these forever!!! OK???!!!!

[@iikyrohyt]

nooooooooooo

[@sigourneybrown13]

Original recipe 😂😂😂

[@Palafur]

Sigourney Brown lmao we gotta thank jd for that

[@sigourneybrown13]

Palafür IX yeah

[@positiveout1717]

2:23 I’m laughing n tears 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@LilmnstrVaid]

😂😂😂😂😂im dead, i love that you brought back your awkward unboxing style ❤😂

[@Exoticpersona]

LilmnstrVaid ikr 😂😂😂

[@iexist7355]

LilmnstrVaid yeah I died at the part when he made it swear 😂😂

[@shadowakamaru4560]

Never expected unboxings to be funny but I can't stop laughing, never let Dashie near a toy that repeats

[@jamez470]

Jose Lemus if you haven't seen it I recommend you watch his unboxing on this gum. It was so fucking funny.

[@DARKSHREK000]

just ordered 50 Dachie plushies for low price of $1,259.04! 😀

[@TritaniumYT]

Galactic Federation of Light Or, for three easy payments of $84,29

[@Khalid-ew8mi]

no

[@LNSTHEGOD]

you had me crying lol

[@demonyrs5297]

The Legendary Negro Saiyan you watch him

[@arjunsom2392]

Same

[@inhumation_]

Almost to 400 likes

[@skizrex7318]

The way Dashie smacked the toy at 3:30 was so funny😂😂😂

[@cosworthTV]

OG DASHIE SUBS STAND UP !! These new kids dont know anything about the real dashie

[@thegoat2023]

cosworth itsworth fr

[@MaadhatsOnTwitch]

cosworth itsworth Word

[@assassinbro100]

Facts - started watching dashie 2 days ago

[@themasterzer0]

Frrr

[@ss-el5ht]

Ezio Ro ʟᴍᴀᴏ

[@williamdoukas3362]

I ain't gonna lie he looks like he's being held hostage and forced to do this review 😂😂😂😂

[@williamdoukas3362]

at the start

[@TritaniumYT]

William Doukas He should've made it so Tpindell's in a mask, and he's holding him by gunpoint

[@williamdoukas3362]

Hamsa abdi that would be funny asf

[@kingnerdon]

Go watch his other unboxing videos. This is classic Unboxing Dashie.

[@williamdoukas3362]

I have

[@wolfcounsel1824]

ORENGEENAL RESIPEE!!

[@1CourtneyMichelle]

Lmao😩😂 I can see some kids parent making this toy say bad words..

[@_demianespinoza6831]

Daam Ya'll Notice our Homie Dashiexp made it to KZbin rewind. 👏👏👏

[@IamMsUnique]

yep I was so happy!

[@libradocorona6430]

Still almost 2024 and this type of comedy is still classic in my books

[@CreativeSteve69]

hearing a kids toy cuss is priceless dashie. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Justaveli]

When you trying be awkward but normal dashie comes out 😂😂😂 3:19

[@Hyuduro]

Also at 0:59 when he was opening it, lol.

[@Jorge-to7ep]

who else noticed the shit ton of games dachie got?:o

[@matthewlinderman5042]

Jorge Rdz I did

[@KeynuLee]

I fucking love your unboxings! This is gold haha.

[@for3v3xyy0ung]

Keynu Lee whetttt

[@1draco.]

Au

[@for3v3xyy0ung]

Gold? 😂😂😂

[@daniellewindzak7482]

hey baby girl... I'm trynna holla at you

[@Idktbh843]

Keynu Lee dayumn girl u bout fine af

[@hopoffmydiugh]

“so you buy one of the muhthafuckas, right? you open the bitch up- it’s a lion shit *LIONN!!* wait a minute!” that part had me dyinggg😭😭

[@dantheitalian3204]

dashie i swear every video u drop always make me laugh evertime and always make my day. keep u the great work 😉

[@user-mu8lw9nn6o]

Sneakerhead daniel Right tho

[@thecyberninja2708]

Sneakerhead daniel thats soo true xd i been watching dashie for 6 years xd

[@that1tango468]

Sneakerhead daniel I can't watch 1 DASHIE video without laughing or at least giggling

[@dav.187]

*original recipe*

[@anactualguy8257]

Torso mah boi dats mah shit!! Fo real ma bois???!!!

[@dav.187]

FOR EEAL

[@anactualguy8257]

Torso yes mah boi Mada fact put ya cheap ass shades back on cuz they gon protect u from my mixtape trust BITCH!

[@dav.187]

Original Recipe ey shurr thing m AH BOI

[@TheNanapoop]

Devinthedude gotta watch jd and dashie episode of them olaying thisbone game where they each other up and jd was wearing a chicken suit in a fire level and jd like no imma be friend chicken and kfc has a oringal recipe so dashie kept saying it and it stuck 😂😂😂

[@chrono8233]

When you get that second lion and suddenly its a "Disapointimal"

[@vxsperyt3455]

Don't just do it for December this shit is hilarious

[@oliviajoelle]

If this is your first Dashie video I am so sorry

[@GottaCatchEmHits]

olivia joelle it is

[@jeianalottie]

Lumberi no nahson was

[@jordantherider5472]

I think mine was the first mk rap battle

[@HT-bn8ii]

Mine was how to not share gum

[@gamingdragon9156]

imagine what the people were thinking when they saw this grown man buying these little toys

[@Th3GoatMan]

gaming Dragon they were probably thinking he's buying a toy for his kid

[@benc35728]

gaming Dragon he could have been buying it for his kids or family relatives. It's normal lol

[@Mcgturtle3]

gaming Dragon do you think kids have jobs and just walk into stores and buy their own shit 🙄 you sound dumb

[@blo1527]

gaming Dragon that he's a dad

[@ck36000]

2023 KRISMASS TOYZ KIDZ GETTOH

[@kotaz6554]

3:09 idk why but I keep laughing at that part lol 😂

[@Mossowo]

Aww Yeah DashieXP2 back from the dead!!!

[@deezzyyy]

Mosso lol I'm so hyped

[@CPMGaming]

Mosso He released a hangin with dashie last week

[@Mossowo]

After 4 months of nothing

[@3Linklover]

that ending tho 😂😂

[@jariusspear]

#1 B1A4 Promoter 😂

[@arco1489]

#1 B1A4 Promoter 😂😂😂

[@stephengaines6220]

When he spelled Christmas I thought he was about to actually start spelling right😂

[@nikromancer188]

"Crissmuhz"

[@eddiehead5515]

Stephen Gaines Chriughmuh

[@hectorzeroni3687]

RIP The Homie Chriugh

[@tk13edm]

Only 40 seconds into the video and I'm already dying lmaoooo

[@tk13edm]

And that Diplo reference

[@sacred6724]

Tasha Fortin same baby

[@abbycorin]

@@tk13edm when he said diplo I lost it💀💀

[@nepopularniot]

OMG IM DYING XDDD

[@maurod6714]

PetYTMKD wath is XD

[@nepopularniot]

Wait what does Dachie love? The puh...? STAWP xD

[@TritaniumYT]

PetYTMKD Nah, express that shit mah boy, he's proud of gettin tha puhh

[@playlen]

am i the only one that wonders how people thats new will think if dachie?

[@playlen]

? ? ?

[@jzbreezio]

Fuck what people think

[@motatsumaki]

Jason Zacarias he was just curious...why are you so harsh? Yeah it doesn't matter what people think. But he just wants to know how other people react to dashie besides himself.

[@Bajanprince67]

Jaylen ClashOfClans They're probably like "What the fuck is going on!?" 😂

[@firesonic1010]

Dashie NEEDS to review a Donkey Bitch-Ass toy now.

[@dkings2138]

DashieXP doing the ayo and teo dances move 3:25

[@jaidennbutler8820]

Me: “Dachie, Dachie! What You Cooking Mah Boi?” Dashie: *Gets Close To Microphone* “Original Recipe...”

[@zangvang]

Guys this is literally how he acts when he does his skits. It's supposed to be funny in how unprofessional and awkward it is

[@devontaeallen7450]

Zang Vang yea some of the new viewer's don't understand

[@xybeptek3648]

"Dayumm they got Diplo for dis?!" Had my ass laughin for real

[@nuigidesu]

BRING THIS SERIES BACKKKKK

[@HBKJeff]

Dashie lost alot of weight now😭😭😭

[@thexyzer]

Lol

[@Bajanprince67]

As soon as the vid started, I was already dying of laughter. Just that blank look on his face 😂💀

[@demetriuslogan5793]

Dashie should do an ASMR video

[@pyro7060]

Demetrius Logan you will still hear him haha

[@bc_iamme]

Demetrius Logan yesssss

[@TritaniumYT]

Demetrius Logan Dashie liked your comment

[@OHHH.Carlos]

and then fucking scream out of no where and say diugh

[@konradbiaek2323]

YES ! GOD PLEASE !

[@tifanymayumi242]

4:20 LION

[@knoteric4617]

3:50 original recipe 😂😂

[@kaylac8818]

Everyone asking if he being held hostage I'm just laughing my ass off ♥

[@lilniggasbeslept7933]

Dashie is one of a kind

[@RageCrazeGamer]

2:28 Dashie was gettin" it!!!!!

[@ddzthejugganinja]

3:08 got dashie looking like they about to either fight or have an epic dance off

[@marthapozo4881]

@5:31 "lick the description" -Dachie :P

[@Cartman11111]

1:21 So funny lol 🤣

[@Ernireg3]

Original

[@Ernireg3]

Recipe!!!

[@sonbilly2377]

1:11 i cut my own sh#@

[@SuperUltraMomo]

Dashie nervous as fuck! 😂

[@cantthinkofanamebuticanfuc8440]

Justbe lmao he is acting

[@cloudystarsatnight]

_"THAT'S WHAT I CALL MOVING TO THE BEAT!"_ Died

[@TheProtocol67]

Toy unboxing not for kids.....*UHHHHM..MAH BOYS*

[@killstreak00]

TheProtocol lmao kill I was thinking the same thing

[@allanrivera2042]

TheProtocol Pause tho

[@zizoegy8460]

TheProtocol Lmao 😂😂

[@mm-qt2yh]

TheProtocol you're being really disrespectful towards your family/parent's with that sentence

[@nickpolymer4583]

IMNALREADY DEAD AT 0:16 THAT BREHFF IS HEAVEE MAH BOII!!!

[@sp1rit879]

'Ey, Dachie! I know you love them toys, so why you always LION? No? Okay...

[@sp1rit879]

Haha!

[@tifanymayumi242]

3:16 when my jams comes on

[@cynidox]

Next unboxing should be of a Bop It

[@monkeyking10192003]

Hes already done bop it stuff... and i dont think hell ever play with it again! XD (His bop it videos reference)

[@NajeebDaGamer]

the new one

[@brendan3050]

Edgeward Nigtofen he did a sketch with bop it I think he can't stand those hints anymore

[@reirevyvalentina2825]

This video reminds me of when ice cube gets told to say funny things angrily lol

[@Codduct]

1:59 got me rolling and 5:08 I almosted pissed myself

[@bluetsg3152]

LIIOOOONNN XD

[@majestynate4522]

Dev Sonic xd

[@sidgrim2168]

5:23 "Surprizanals"... Did Dachie really say that? lmao

[@anahiiigh]

If you just subscribed to Dashie you'd think he's being held hostage. Buuuuuuut all his unboxing are like this. 😂😂

[@ninotoka]

A. Gudino Ik lmao been watching him since 2012

[@ninotoka]

King400 nice

[@WrathofSnackPack]

Boy was THHHICCCCCK

[@MiekMieks]

Dashie looks so sad and nervous well played 👏 0:01

[@lilholywater]

he looks like he was forced to do this

[@pyro7060]

Szabi Bodnár they funny af

[@tgdhsuk3589]

wow someone is a fan like me which uchiha do you like

[@lilholywater]

Szabi Bodnár ik. it just looks like it

[@tgdhsuk3589]

i thought so, same FOR ME bt i think madara is epic, and sasuke was cool in the latest 484 episode ONLY

[@creamychai3980]

Vegeta Uchiha yeah it's on purpose

[@dorianmodemusic8950]

4:09 when dashie at the hospital

[@bomberman631]

2:19 Me when my brother snitch on me at the mall and we alone.

[@itsmebigpapi8653]

4:48 now that's what I call dashe

[@loyaltea9433]

His heavy breathing and staring got me dead lmao

[@morelazyboigamingxdnrg412]

LAMOOOO THIS GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 2:19 And This 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lamooooo 2:38

[@dylandevault6967]

2:45 should have been the thumbnail!

[@bigchungus9998]

The dancing had me dyeing

[@TALKINGtac0]

5:40 still better editing than Marina Joyce

[@redgummybear22able]

LOL he does it purposely

[@Smity435]

i feel like a very happy demon is going to possess that shit

[@succulentbatteries5682]

Look we twinz!

[@Smity435]

MAsTeRBiscuit67 Gaming / elllo brother!!!

[@succulentbatteries5682]

Lol hi!

[@cloroxbleach194]

Chiiil

[@liamnitro2707]

1:41 napoleon dynamite vibes

[@TheSibster86]

this shit is still a classic in 2022! Dashie do some toy reviews this year!

[@itsand1866]

All those games in the shelf and he don't even play any of them

[@iqmar4301]

Andy Gallardo Swear I'm like WTF😒

[@darkphanthom8741]

Andy Gallardo he doesn't have the time .

[@fulliderose7561]

And you know how?

[@itsand1866]

@@fulliderose7561 this was 3 fucking years ago nigga

[@fulliderose7561]

@@itsand1866 and you still stupid ass fuck 3 years later

[@JoyboyIzzy]

Oh god. I bet next review will be surprise eggs lol

[@stonka22]

They cannot have them in US&A ;)

[@JoyboyIzzy]

stonka22 Really? Thats weird its just a chocolate egg..

[@TritaniumYT]

Bob Bobston what the actual fuck

[@bobbobston9233]

Hamsa Abdi watch that language young man, that isn't how proper gentleman speak to one another.

[@TritaniumYT]

Bob Bobston So saying "kids stuck toys up their assholes" is talking like a GENTLEMAN?

[@rapkingz3]

This part got me dying of laughter😂 3:17

[@thisus3rloveshotmoms]

the way the thing said “wiggle wiggle” 😭😭