[NOT 4 KIDZ] F#%KING TOY REVIEW [#03] ZOMMER CHOMPLINGZ

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[@DashieGames]

this dude crazy

[@DashieXP2]

and you loud af!

[@TobiasMoore_]

DashieGames love you dashie lmao

[@DashieXP]

everybody calm down!

[@Jack-bn7yw]

DashieGames lol

[@rahulraheja6919]

DashieGames HIII DASHIE

[@DashieXP2]

I risked my life for this!

[@munchieman3608]

DashieXP2 first like first commenter

[@Kaisuke971]

You looked like you had none to begin with tbh

[@SniperorWhite]

DashieXP2 what did you forget lmao

[@mattsikkenga6777]

DashieXP2 what do you do with all these toys when you're done with them?

[@derpmarcosderpmarcos1913]

DashieXP2 lol

[@Numion]

The first 5 seconds I thought the video was on pause XD

[@zRain_]

When your parents sleep and you try so hard to not laugh...

[@emmafaith6829]

Lol

[@anotherchannel6449]

Rain same xd

[@lifewithjadajarvis]

Rain ME.

[@444tyde]

Hey fellow gd member

[@andreb2062]

........I'm Litterally doing that right now

[@dontmindme1958]

When he smacked the fuck outta the Dino 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@Eli-akad]

Ima Poke it with a stick 😂😂

[@MariiBabii]

dude right i was like he dont even care if them shits broke

[@mchristopher390]

BottleCapPizza :same😭😭

[@monicamurphy7814]

Ima Poke it with a stick lkr

[@IFollowYahuah]

Ima Poke it with a stick I cried 😭😭😂😂😂

[@nicklh186]

Damn I thought the shit wasn't loading in the beginning

[@jaredroberts101]

Delena SAME BRO 😂

[@Icxyhell]

Delena I thought so too

[@GT-dd6st]

Delena lol is he trying to do the mannequin challenge?

[@josiahmcbounds5739]

Delena 😂😂

[@iskate7756]

Delena I know

[@ihynessaa]

This is so awkward, its like you're being held hostage 💀 I love it tho.

[@dxpbarneythedinosaur9150]

Ness Hatake ̮̈ he was being held hostage by me

[@princessofnewyork4297]

5:22-5:44 got me dead 😭

[@xxbigsouljaxx8189]

When he randomly yelled i was dead 💀😂😂😂

[@tobavlog]

Isn't that like the only thing he does tho

[@ricardio1814]

C J 3:36 LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxbigsouljaxx8189]

And mario in the background staring through my damn soul

[@typicalmexicanog1987]

Ricardio add eminem rap god lyrics to it they match up perfectly

[@shyannstewart4676]

C J it's 2 in the morning when I decided to watch this and now i"m crying from laughing so hard

[@EdmondBrown]

How you gon' censor only two words?😂😂

[@queenpotathoe2154]

Edmond Brown riiiight

[@elixodus1443]

Gettoe*

[@rosyaj4122]

Elijah B. Gheeto twoies *

[@mank7230]

Is it just me, or does he look like DashieGames?

[@MM-ph7kl]

oh

[@doctoc1334]

That's the joke

[@mistyjaay2006]

Epic Manky that is dashiegames

[@MM-ph7kl]

i thought the same thing lol weird

[@zebo8000]

Misty Johnson no there different people dashie even said it in his super mario maker gameplay when he was wearing his yoshi suit 😄

[@shanekpop]

I'm hospitalized right now Dash and your videos making me laugh. Thanks my boy.

[@kuzrahfan2004]

Are you ok now

[@dylanknight8772]

I hope you didn't laugh so much some vital levels went crazy lol

[@cerebalkryptic3052]

@@dylanknight8772 ...

[@Robin-bf7rc]

Ok

[@Neo2266.]

Have you found your way out of the clinic yet?

[@flomo7187]

So we're just never going to know what he forgot lol 😂

[@Jeremy-zt9ko]

Mohamed Camara lol

[@plasmawolfhd6214]

Mohamed Camara probably to end the video. I mean it makes sense. He just stared and forgot to end the video lol

[@sethgonzalez1058]

he forgot to tell you that Zelda is your.... is your....

[@kschupska]

This side of dashie kills me. The sort of quiet side 😂 love it

[@truemoney1912]

Kristen Schupska This is not his side lmao trust me ik mah boi and this is him acting awkward on purpose lol

[@kschupska]

Brandon Rodriguez I've been watching him for almost 3 years. I know how he really is.

[@truemoney1912]

Kristen Schupska Fr ? ayy me to lmaoo

[@Theredsaintyt]

Y'all thirsty af lmao

[@kschupska]

Pure Notorious I know. 🙄 I've watched him for a long time.

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

5:15 that cut tho

[@allkinds1069]

"Air hogs, smash bots ... huh what they tryna smash"😂😂😂

[@shadowgaze]

How does he do this without laughing his ass off xd

[@Marks_Vlogs]

he knows what his doing XD.. sometime i did this too to my friends lol

[@Blank-jf3qq]

Mario making me uncomfortable the whole video with him staring to my soul

[@markharrelson9926]

Midnite Shadow maybe he's the one holding Dashie clone hostage 😳

[@mableblabe1709]

Midnite Shadow

[@jeffcraig3309]

Mark Harrelson true...

[@sailorcaramel]

i was looking at link pretty a** XD

[@Shilpa1974]

*Air hogs smash box* 4:49 Dashie:"please let them have batteries in them please! Is it on? Not again!! Fucking unbelievable"!

[@someginger8947]

Is it wrong that even a year later I keep rewatching all of these unboxings and laughing so hard I feel like I'm dying each time? 😂

[@lukevo1820]

S_master_ Gaming DOING THE SAME SHIT RN😂😂

[@michielschipper549]

Luke Oliviero same

[@TJ-sj5ge]

Me too

[@nasirjones9679]

2020?

[@taygames04]

@@nasirjones9679 2021?

[@SLYLUIGI]

3:51 me taking my finals today LMAO

[@joseph4589]

SLY LUIGI I'm going to fail math 😩

[@shorfan]

I was so pissed off in the beginning cursing my internet out and kept clicking on the pause and play button until I finally realised dashie was staring the whole time xD

[@wheeloftime2698]

shorfan lol

[@rifatkhan8284]

shorfan hahaha

[@Jack_Aplex]

shorfan same

[@yungsadnegro9050]

shorfan you feel dumb asf don't ya?😂😂😂

[@christopherdaniels3689]

shorfan exactly lmao

[@neelambhargava9569]

3:39 that scared the shit out of me!!!!😂😂

[@dezztastec7098]

He sounds like he's being held hostage

[@hylianvaporeon4970]

Super Jinisis I know, the way he breathes. 😂😂

[@IFollowYahuah]

Super Jinisis it's a persona XD

[@dezztastec7098]

Enpatsu393 original

[@SLYLUIGI]

so theres 4 dashies hype dashie awkward dashie webcam dashie comment the last

[@SniperorWhite]

SLY LUIGI Michel

[@swagglation6273]

SLY LUIGI hostage dachie

[@dsmith2793]

SLY LUIGI original recipe dashie

[@abmarin3204]

Chef dashie

[@DYSL3X1C-240]

what about clone dashie

[@azizz___5491]

"Parents please be advised the company don't want you to FUCKING GET" Lmfaoooo😂😂😂

[@danielgallardo7249]

Who couldn't stop looking at his hands at the end?!?! xD I can't with these reviews Dashie!

[@JoshuaButter]

4:40 he’s having fun

[@mattmcsherry761]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like DashieGames?

[@hagopkiljian6065]

Matthew Mcsherry was that sarcasm? Cause they're the same person

[@mattmcsherry761]

Hagop Kiljian Idk, DashieGames said this guy was a bit weird. And I gotta agree with him.

[@Ava.G17x]

Hagop, you ruined the joke

[@leethewarlord]

Matthew Mcsherry eh I don't see it.

[@user-mu8lw9nn6o]

Hmm

[@ieebz824]

he's being held hostage and is forced to make videos

[@ggdex5179]

renegades_forever slender man is there to but he is just trying to get dashie to buy something.

[@danielt.9586]

Looks like TINA and LAURIE have dashie on check

[@alexandragonzalez551]

Eber Ponce thats marina Joyce point of view and a different kind of story

[@ZiggyGood]

New subscribers I see...

[@marlonromero4181]

Seth Lopez or it cud be eber ponce making a joke

[@RicardoMilos111]

I came here not for the toy. But because of DACHIE! XD

[@maybackkid]

Broke Gamer mainly why everyones here😐

[@neverforgettodofacepulls782]

+Vape Lord Nord Just let him be a proud fan... jeez..

[@Nsmnsd197]

Um that’s why everyone is here

[@brianlee84yearsago68]

1:47 Dashie’s real talk tho

[@kakashihatake4180]

you're fucking hilarious mah dude great work and keep it up!

[@Mikel1304]

6th Hokage???

[@kakashihatake4180]

that was me!!!!!

[@kakashihatake4180]

***** that was me awesome you watch afro too!!! Do you like my comments there!!!

[@dachiedachie7630]

that mic look like a diughhhhh

[@diablo9997]

DACHIE! DACHIE! lol

[@raymundocastro6093]

DACHIE! DACHIE!

[@shianton697]

DACHIE! DACHIE! Pause...

[@Mr.DiughGames]

DACHIE! DACHIE! Hey that's what I said.

[@juniorcamargo9831]

Mr. Diugh h

[@me_ch0p]

5:26 - 5:40 this shit made me laugh like never before

[@andreb2062]

Hey son or daughter... how many Hundreds of dollars... out of my account *WILL IT TAKE!--*

[@lyn9264]

3:50 Dashie experiances a vietnam flashback

[@PARABLLM]

Why that nigga Mario staring at me lol

[@MostMorose]

Its_Jadan Lmao

[@Mario154047]

Its_Jadan *stares at your soul*

[@TruFilmProductions]

Its_Jadan He moves throughout the video. Scary!

[@PARABLLM]

NamjoonStoleJimin's Jamsandsugatkookie lol your name is about BTS my sister listens to them.

[@jalenlindley8559]

Its_Jadan shut up

[@DionValore]

4:03 looks like Link bouta assassinate mario 😂😂

[@deletedchannel117]

1:36 parents..... Please be advised..... The companies do not want you to *FUCKING GET-*

[@SithSlayerAlphaFTW]

let's bring back Michael anybody remember that time

[@Diggums]

I love how you act so uncomfortably nervous and weird in these videos. Its hilarious

[@c0wboys4life]

Dashie where the hell BB at? Ain't seen her cute ass in like 2 years or something

[@treylee2719]

-Sir WESLEE- oh no i hope she didnt die

[@frenemiezzz9468]

ikr that is what I said!!

[@c0wboys4life]

Trey Lee i hope not either

[@Beast-rz9cd]

I think he showed her in a recent vlog

[@andyhuynh2640]

Trey Lee She isn't, Dashie showed a pic of her on twitter a little while ago

[@xen9718]

4:10 mario is staring your soul

[@chantel5972]

LMFAOOO WHEN HE SLAPPED THE TOY I WAS WEAKKKKK 😂

[@darkdremora4436]

As Dashie explained in one of his gameplays, this is a different Dashie. I assume this is Dashie Clone (Dachie), and he has been assigned to do these unboxing videos by Dashie... Damn. No wonder he's a complete asshole to Dashie when he appears in certain _Super Mario Maker_ videos! XD

[@bryanbrooks9031]

it all makes sense now....

[@smokeyjoe5908]

Bryan Brooks What?

[@bryanbrooks9031]

Smokey Joe it brings the tears a flooding

[@smokeyjoe5908]

Bryan Brooks what?

[@PBandShayne]

DarkDremora but how in dashie's videos he refers to himself as dachie it could only mean that dashie has split personalities

[@jay.3323]

toyz quizd unboxxin Christmas kidzz geto toyzz I swear to god 😂😂

[@imperialash2729]

đαđđy ッ IKR 😂😂😂

[@biggiecheese9391]

@5:53 that is the face of pure fear 😂

[@views-lh5vl]

MARIO doll moves 4:25

[@chrischarles2798]

Never laughed so hard ever in my life at 3:47-4:02

[@KingFrozenGhost]

That shit cracks me up!

[@EZee213]

6:14 Dashie totally let one out.....

[@Mixitrion]

I lose it every time he slaps THE SHIT out of the toyz 😂😂😂

[@goaatboii8004]

The Mic Looks Kinda Like A Gun

[@hckeripdress9433]

//Eren Jaeger//Original//Lil perverted// no wonder he acts wierd

[@cutelink7091]

I'm dying because it bite his noseXD

[@Ki-ei4cn]

That mic lookin a little like a ..... nevermind.

[@iyanmanzano]

Kiomi Samuel PAUSE ON THAT HAHAHA

[@mr.bootycheeksslapperclapper]

Kiomi Samuel The Mic looks like a shaped pistol thats hidden inside the mic and if he refuses to say something he gets shot. By the people that captured Dashie

[@Ki-ei4cn]

iyan manzano 😅

[@Ki-ei4cn]

XXAnimeTrashxX 😅😂😂

[@jayinmaag2772]

3:36 had me lauphing so hard

[@kevq.2687]

Lol wtf is wrong with Dachie?! He's so broken in these eps, makes me kinda sad but I laugh so hard when he flips out trying to get the toys out of the box!

[@maurzstarz3280]

Kev Q. This is how Dashie used to be, just awkward and nervous a lot. But that's what made him hilarious.

[@IFollowYahuah]

Kev Q. it's a persona he does

[@IFollowYahuah]

TheGamer nah it's just a persona XD

[@PhirePhlame]

Kev Q. - You got used to his sort of flanderized image. Watch his earliest gameplays.

[@aziaprince797]

Kev Q. That part was so freaking funny.

[@Telic]

Yo dashie, I'd love to supply some of my music and beats for your vids for background music or whatever :D

[@Telic]

Much love man

[@hotchik4607]

Teliii!

[@Ray.Buttaa]

Telic whut about me bro it would be cool if u could help a small youtuber lookin to go big

[@isaiahminott]

GNATION 360 im I NATION i found that funny

[@Ray.Buttaa]

I NATION wut lol

[@kooliooliolo9995]

6:22 HE SPELLED SOMETHING CORRECTLY 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@TheRobloxianWarrior97]

Me when my camera night vision goes out and I didn't have any batteries... 2:00

[@cogs11]

Damn, the Dachie plushie is such a good toy that he doesn't even have to name it (6:35) lol !

[@rapaddictsupreme]

Dashie is such a great influence on the children!!

[@realneil19]

3:48 Dashie's face 😂😂

[@andreb2062]

Boi look at 5:52

[@felineisland7650]

Can't wait for the next episode of Toyz Quidz Unnboxxin Toyz Chrismast Kiidz Gettoe Toyz!

[@lolia74]

I'm sure that the next installment of Kiidsz Toiiz Unboxxinn Kkiidz Chiughmast Tooiiyz Quids Christmas Toiyz Ghettoe Kidz will be fantastic.

[@ssbbrawler2865]

3:07--he was like "I don't want that shit!" 😂

[@Jar0fTeeth]

Dashie is the funniest guy on KZbin, I swear 😂😂

[@iTS2EAZY]

2:44 when you stick the dill in

[@zenomayo4745]

OMG AT 6:00 HE AND MARIO ARE STARING AT ME

[@brandonpineda759]

Tf , is it just me or does Mario move throughout the video?

[@chaseanderson781]

Brandon Pineda I noticed it to u ain't crazy it possesed

[@Mario154047]

Brandon Pineda damn it i've been spotted!

[@-yoshikage--kira-7100]

0:00 to 0:05 *BEST MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE EVER*

[@SyManor]

3:36 lost it so hard

[@mixxy9434]

The way he flung the damn dino off the desk and the way he slightly raged made me just burst in tears X'D

[@FC-mn8lo]

Wow you're really good at standing completely still I refreshed the page bc I thought it was frozen

[@sheogorath6639]

Im supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps on kicking my ass

[@ElViperr408]

Sheogorath 66 was he the very first player of game of War?

[@IAmLowkey]

No it's not TheLegend27

[@wheeloftime2698]

Sheogorath 66 lol I got that ad too XD

[@joshuachapman1615]

long dick 27

[@rickhalden7545]

The end of the video scared me then made me laugh. At 6:49 I thought the video ended then he started talking again a scared the crap out of me :) keep it up dashie ma boi

[@tk13edm]

Honestly 😂😂😂

[@jonathancastillo8298]

Kaneki Ken this whole made me uncomfortable but in a good way

[@garrettsilva5025]

Kaneki Ken Tokyo ghoul is there a second season

[@bangingyourmom247]

Kaneki Ken You know soap getting into your eye is bad when you have to wear an eye patch afterwards

[@samplelogo1385]

You fucking made my day I don't feel sad anymore 👌🏼

[@clevelandbarclay7896]

1:05 I think he was trying to pronounce velociraptor, and said it was in another language lmao

[@Koishi97]

This needs to be trending. Like honestly this kills me! 😭💀

[@sabernatha9981]

LETS GO NOTIFICATION GANG

[@jaredroberts101]

Sabrina Howell REPORTING 4 DÜTY MAH BOI

[@kobastalin5251]

Sabrina Howell I'm here

[@JulianWavy]

Sabrina Howell here cuz

[@wavegod5609]

Sabrina Howell SAME HERE!!

[@omgpop1274]

yeauh

[@DTking412]

don't know why but the '' fish included '' got me

[@Beadybussin]

Why link in the back lookin like he tryna take out mario?

[@Mario154047]

Non Conformable help me.....

[@bigpapijr7769]

I know I will get plushie for chriughh maaa!

[@inosuke9907]

Oh i almost forgot

[@holysheepshat3716]

I'm never gonna be able to look at AAA batteries the same again. Just gonna walk by them and not even make eye contact with them. Love your shit bro!!!!

[@holysheepshat3716]

Nah. Not gonna walk past them...... gonna dashiegames intro run right past them muh fuckaaahs

[@3kosh841]

These Keep Getting Better And Better Every Time Still Remember When He Use To Do These Back In The Day Keep It Up Dashie You Make Me Cry Of Laughter Every Time.

[@romilpatel3891]

This series is funny af! Keep doing more of these reviews.

[@xavierbrathwaite3632]

In the bottom left it looks like link just straight up murdered Mario

[@TomScorpio]

The battery counting part had me in tears of laughter

[@michaelreamer6461]

i have not laughed this hard in quite a while. thanks Dashie. i needed this.

[@fireflykdb]

Dachie you make a bad day (not that I'm having a bad day but when i do) into a brilliant Thanks for your hilarious personality, editing, comedy and style 👍thanks for being you

[@6464Giant]

These unboxing videos are so great, please keep doing them!

[@tlk113]

blink twice if you are in danger dachi!

[@gilley._]

Lol

[@jjDub331]

it took 38 seconds to get through the title you always seem to cheer me up no matter how sad i am 😢😭😦

[@saudikennedy]

this is the funniest video ever, I still watch it every time and it gets me

[@MrJonathanlopez100]

I wonder what he will do with all them toyz? After he finish with the reviews

[@gilley._]

Probably throw them the f**k away

[@markiplierismysenpai342]

+Link's Squad I know I would. honestly I wouldn't have bought them in the first place. that's not the case here

[@zekeo111]

Give them to Sports kids. Or his sisters kids

[@xtremelemon8612]

He s addicted to sniffing plastics

[@osmanlhalifesi1674]

xtremelemon plasticthffss*

[@ZyereyZ]

If this is somebody's first dashie video they'll think he's f#%king crazy!

[@emmanuelstyles6345]

That's not always a bad thing

[@BBPPLRMONKEYS]

It’s crazy I used to watch these as a kid and now I have a kid thanks for the advice on the toys dash!!

[@ldogg2488]

Dashie you sure do have a lot of patience,I'm impressed. Hella like!!!

[@gavinyuan3863]

Dashie dashie dashie you cnt say you want to smash in front of quids

[@onepunchsaiyan3010]

Gavin Yuan *kiidz

[@felineisland7650]

*Kihdz

[@d-redbeatz3948]

Gavin Yuan *cizds

[@kasaittv3809]

Kiughs*

[@deegocrazy8133]

Gavin Yuan Kkidz*

[@FuzeFire]

Lmao, I love it when dashie just stares at the camera for a long time. That face had me laughing xD

[@pforgottonsoul]

i love dashie's random outbursts in these.