Date Nite

[@sycastells1212]

"I can't believe you're The Cheating on me" lives rent free in my head

[@obsidiancakes634]

"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date."

[@Poyostar]

EW! THE DISGUST! IT WON'T WASH OFF!!

[@oldmanpikachu8001]

Obsidiancakes surprised face from homestar

[@bugalet]

"My name is waiter, I will be your homestar for this evening."

[@heylittlerobby13]

"Good evening, ungodly couple"

[@otaku34]

my name is waiter I will be your homestar for this evening

[@NarcoBlitzXtra]

Can I start you two off with a glass of Breaking Up?

[@prof.torcoolguy7060]

Or perhaps, *never seeing each other again with **_capers?_*

[@Speeddemon105]

(Angry threatening Cheat noises). Hstzere REEEEH!

[@pikminfan6778]

@@Speeddemon105 Why yes, The Cheat. I would be comfortable with you cleaning my clock. Thanks for asking first.

[@Mitsuraga]

"Right, right. You know what I meant... the more offensive one."

[@nastynate4916]

🎵come toooo the place where the tropical breezes blobblblblblbllblblb🎵

[@Silvanfan]

coach z in the curlers and rolling pin at the end was absolutely hilarious

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

The next after that would be Marzipan dating the poop smith with The King of Town being outraged.

[@Coffee_Boba34]

"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date" lmfao that's my favourite part!!!

[@Loctorak]

Probably in my top 5 favourite episodes. I love this one. So many good lines like "twivial puwsuit cheese wedge" and "Can't believe you're the cheating on me!" And that whole scene, 'l'egg' on his hat running in like "good evening, ungodly couple! I'm waiter and I'll be your homestar for this evening", chef SB, "the disgust! It won't wash off!" (I still say this sometimes), submarine homestar making sonar noises, the overall terrible failure of the plans and coach Z with his hair up in curlers holding a rolling pin going "YOU WORT!?"

[@temmieflakes1428]

Ladies and Gentlebads, I present to you: One of the only times H*R and SB work together.

[@VideosByCal]

Actually, there's been many times where Strong Bad does things with Homestar. I don't think he hates Homestar as much as he leads on.

[@stomper1232]

Cal Sheridan exactly what I think too, I think he hates King of Town, Strong Sad, and Homsar much more than Homestar

[@Loctorak]

And what a resounding success it was. 😅

[@applemask]

IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK

[@notvelleda]

3:24

[@superstarman9001]

Homestar: Why- Strong Bad: Don't- Homestar: You- Strong Bad: Just- Homestar: Go Strong Bad: Ahead- Homestar: And- Both: Get outta my face?! Homestar: Wait, what? Strong Bad: What the crap?

[@1-upking119]

"Hello there ungodly couple. My name is Waiter I will be your Homestar for this evening." Restaurants in a nutshell.

[@sigurdgram]

apparently it was 4 o'clock when this guy recorded the video.

[@mysterymeat64]

sigurdgram what?

[@ALonelyWeeaboo]

the uploaders alarm clock went off

[@squallsrapture]

Did that on another video of his too. Drive-Thru. I think Im gonna find a different uploader. :)

[@champagne.future5248]

I was wondering why the cardboard submarine had a voice clock

[@pauladudleycreatfeat]

I was wondering what that was, I didn't remember it from the original cartoon.

[@CMWaters910]

"Whoa-ho, Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother!" Pick-up line of the century.

[@TheDragonoftheWeast]

"Hoho, Marzipan, you look like a fox's mother." LOL

[@Varidime]

"Right, right. You know what I mean... The more offensive one." Homestar, you savage!

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

I'm less interested in whether Homestar wears pants and whether the Brothers Strong are genetically related. I'm more interested in whether The Cheat is an animal or a person.

[@vontosmagicmurderbag2611]

The scene at 1:57 is one of the best in the site's run.

[@AwesomeYena]

"I'm more interested in whether The Cheat is an animal or a person." The Cheat is the Cheat.

[@Loctorak]

I think he's some kind of duck or Croatian miner or something.

[@lazchurchyard1229]

@@Loctorak I thought he was an ugalee bowd.

[@jonslade17]

​@@vontosmagicmurderbag2611Not even close

[@hasenpfefferoni]

Wtf I'm freaking old... I love you, Brothers Chaps

[@pikminfan6778]

Marzipan really is a fox's mother.

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

….if you’re trying to say that Marzipan is a “foxy mama”, that’s actually even *more* offensive…..

[@aurawarrior1367]

I love it when two characters saying the same thing but at different places and it cuts between the characters saying different parts of the dialogue

[@wwdda7877]

"IT"S FOUR O, CLOCK."

[@Bobsheaux]

COME-ON-FHQWHGADS.-IT'S-4:00.

[@jackyvoe]

I thought that was the robot!

[@arrakeenhydra2363]

“It’s 4:00.” Lol that just added to the awesome.

[@LaedeeTyme]

oh god that alarm-bot scared the crap out of me

[@noyz-anything]

same

[@CoriantonHalladay]

God this toon is full of amazing one-liners! And damn, Marzipan a FREAK!!! 😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

Must be hard being the literal only girl in Free Country, USA

[@EarthlyMaidenLita]

Coach Z seems to think he's a woman. It would explain why he bought all the 'great for baby' items. Coach Z's relationship with sanity seems to be an on-again, off-again.

[@JustinTheSpider]

i think you mean orff

[@ZoanBlade90]

At least the shippers will be happy.

[@maverickREAL]

Golden Freddy Maybe he's transsexual. Or "traensserckshawl."

[@kyle9401]

Great jeorb on that analysis.

[@hickorymccay2994]

Or maybe he's gay. Well he probably is.

[@Crazy56U]

IT'S FOUR 'O CLOCK

[@Unclevertitle]

COME. ON. 4:00-WHGADS.

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

How is it dark enough for fireworks at 4:00 PM?

[@Kazuo1G]

Homestar had me laughing at "Ungodly Couple". XDDD

[@1andonlyzara]

It's apparently four o'clock

[@RealCoolGuy]

You heard that too...okay, I'm not crazy. Good to know.

[@noyz-anything]

Come on fhwdmodegads

[@mistertagomago7974]

I thought the 4 o clock was a joke that went over my head lol.

[@jalimboingboing]

lol the ending is sooooo funny with Coach Z and Bubs

[@michikomanalang6733]

"Good evening, ungodly couple"--is that a waiter in Utah, or

[@ducks6499]

0:09 lol. Foxy mama! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@squizzlor]

That ending has horrifying implications. And or just ones id never considered!

[@smcof3]

in the basement they always leave to the right. but in s.b.g.f.a.p. the door is to the left

[@JDDragon2009]

1:07 SB: well HS: why SB: don't HS: you SB: just HS: go SB: ahead HS: and both: GET OUTTA MY FACE! HS: wait what? SB: what the cr*p?

[@AwesomeYena]

1:07

[@DragonTycoon]

Come to the place where the tropical breezes bloooooooowwwwww!

[@eshaanreza832]

Coach Z and Bubs are a same sex couple, confirmed

[@JaneIsPrettyCoolAndSheLovesYou]

Did anyone else hear "It's 4:00" at 3:24 ?

[@FireLordJohn3191]

Yep!

[@misspenguin6215]

Being cheated on: the episode

[@Marksider]

Being The Cheat-ed on.

[@noyz-anything]

3:23 4 o'clock jumpscare

[@maxcardun]

It's hard to imagine that Homestar has turned down more women than he can count unless he can't count past 1. She's the only girl

[@benbittinger9789]

Well, apparently Marzipan has a hot cousin named Deborah, and Coach Z said he has a hot mom. So, that makes three girls he has potentially met off screen. He did call Pom Pom his "concubine" once... albeit he didn't know what the word meant.

[@maxcardun]

@@benbittinger9789 You take the word of Coach Z?

[@benbittinger9789]

@@maxcardun Arl luh dems at farce valure!

[@user-px7op7wg8c]

@@benbittinger9789 let's not forget bubs' sister

[@Bi_scotti_5]

I love how Strongbad and Homestar are actually teaming up now

[@griffin324]

trivial pursuit cheese wedge!!!

[@MrPaull0324]

I find the rare occasions where Strongbad and Homestar work together to be rather heartwarming.

[@TheTrustyHole]

Has anyone noticed that Homestar's hat predicted the Doggo Seal meme? It says "l'egg".

[@MarshalGrover]

One of my favorite Homestar Runner cartoons!

[@ReverendSteveG]

you wart!?

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

Marizpan is cheating on Homestar... with The Cheat? Wut?

[@EarthlyMaidenLita]

No, she's The Cheat-ing on him.

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

***** buhdumpish... I happen to have a The Cheat plushie. It's interesting because I got it from my old land lady. She was like 57 years old, had it in her basement, I was renting her basement. I was like "OMG IT'S THE CHEAT!" and she was all "Yeah, I love HomeStarrunner.com, shame they don't make many cartoons anymore." She was the coolest old lady I'd ever met. Then... she died a month and a half later... :(

[@EarthlyMaidenLita]

Aww, that's too bad. From what I have heard, they will eventually return to the site. I know that the creators are working on television shows right now...

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

***** Really? Which shows?

[@EarthlyMaidenLita]

Ah, they're involved in Yo Gabba Gabba, Gravity Falls...they're also doing The Aquabats Super Show. Mike Chapman appeared in the only episode I ever saw, playing a villain modeled directly after Strong Bad, and I think Matt writes and directs.

[@joeywomer]

Homestar and Strong Bad drinking Cold ones in the same room.....Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

[@daknpp]

3:35 is the best part of this one.

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

🤣🤣🤣 "explain to me how drowning them WOULDN'T ruin their date"

[@houdin654jeff]

Homestar constantly making sonar noises in between conversation while in the submarine is everything.

[@Glennwert]

Got any more of them pixels?

[@AwesomeYena]

Cleaning somebody's clock means beat them up

[@Mary-hk5gc]

"YOU W O R T!!!"

[@CommodoreKulor]

IT'S FOUR O CLOCK apparently

[@perrybb2]

Wow, and here I was thinking that "open relationships" were a more modern invention. Truly ahead of the times these guys were.

[@rosskerr1439]

“Yeah, you know, I, I didn’t really research this role.”

[@TheCeeverse]

Strong Bad: Oh, it's-a me-a! The chef-a! Which-a one of you guys-a ordered the smack in the face-a? Marzipan: I thought this was a French restaurant. Strong Bad: Oh....Um....Snails? Marzipan: C'mon, let's blow this marshmallow stand. Strong Bad: ...Yeah, I didn't really research this role...

[@johnadams9514]

Hahaha I love that Homestar and Marzipan have an open relationship

[@CoriantonHalladay]

Their communication sucks though. Poor Homestar...I relate to him in the beginning of the toon all too well 😓

[@emSeq]

This is still my favorite homestar runner toon ever.

[@pkradical4515]

"You know, the more offensive one."

[@edwardo6834]

Nostalgia and Trainboy7 brought me here

[@IamOdinite]

Holy crap the guys who made homestar stuff listen to NPR O.O SWEET!

[@lundylow]

I honestly don't know if the sound quality was this bad 13 years ago or if the upload to KZbin was this bad.

[@Xetsubo]

People asking how marzipan and homestar hold things, I presumed they had invisible arms and hands ._.

[@Loctorak]

I like to think they dont, but every inanimate object they can interact with does, and quickly climbs all over a character when they need to use it.

[@Bacoprah]

Oh such drama, and a cliff-hanger ending...

[@FriendlyLocalGeek]

Less of a cliffhanger, and more of a "here we go again, folks!" kinda ending

[@Bulbasaur617]

This is a great short

[@pushingtin25]

Wite, wite. You know what I mean. The more offensive one.

[@nickswildweather1308]

Marzi definitely has the advantage in the Free Country, USA dating scene.

[@engelbregbread3899]

WHAT DOES HOMESTAR SAY TO THE CHEAT AT 2:26?? o:

[@papitofuentes6244]

He said something about cleaning a clock go on the Homestar Runner wiki and you'll see. :-)

[@YoshiAngemon]

I wonder if Strong Sad's soolnds would pop off and he'd grow long lady legs if he were to experience prolonged happiness if he were to date Marzipan. He'd be known as Strong Glad.

[@Klarpimier]

YOU WORT?

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

"I've just found out that The Cheat is declawed and i don't think i can be with someone that supports that kind of cruelty" WOW... Victim blaming much? It's not like The Cheat chose to do that. Even if he did, that's his own personal choice to do that to himself.

[@brb.8962]

"YOU WORT?!?!?!"

[@KRobinson-ko1ne]

“And how was you hot dog?”

[@HairyHariyama]

That's assuming Coach Z is definitely a dude. He heavily implied that he was a mother (not a father, a mother) in one of the Strong Bad emails.

[@legion999]

HairyHariyama nah, he's just...confused

[@David_S_TO]

This is perfect.

[@PapaMurphey1]

That's some real Rayman shit right there.

[@Cephrain]

Yes, we all watched the video too.

[@Tyrannigon64]

why yes, the cheat, i would be comfortable with you cleaning my clock! thanks for asking first!

[@markdpane]

1:09 How'd that happen?

[@acnyc]

4:15 You Wart?

[@JDDragon2009]

@MegaParakeetLover i know its just become a habit to censor certain words

[@MIghtyDonutPickle]

Nice Video!

[@Chuggaaconroysson]

It's almost as if we watched the same video!

[@pikminfan6778]

Come tooooooo the place where the tropical breezes blrglgrglbrglblrglrblgrglrglrgl

[@MightyWaltons]

Lol!withch one of you guys orderd the smack in the facea!

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

Twivioh Pohsoot Cheeze Wedge!

[@pensukatheknight]

i dont know how the part when marzipan and strongbad got to each others places??

[@otaku34]

04:15 here we go again

[@newsboy600]

So THAT'S what it was! I thought I was hearing things there.

[@mrssiordia06]

ooo Marzipan! You look like a fox's mother.

[@c2bienaime]

That is funny when Strong bad is singing underwater

[@jigsawkiller3d]

Why yes I'm comfortable with you cleaning my clock. thx for asking first.

[@Tyrannigon64]

@Chaosscouter137 don't you mean she THE cheated on homestar?

[@101Crock]

I find it interesting that the Cheat was the one who drove off Homestar, and Marzipan was the one who stopped Strong Bad.

[@1secondarysmile]

3:25 IT’S 4 O-CLOCK