{YTP} ~ Illegally Blondie

[@atlas5777]

"our topic is blood in the cereal" I'm fucking dead.

[@Boamonster1]

"I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde" That quote gets me every time haha!!!

[@aMAXproduction]

1:51 I've never caught this before: "3 Words: Spring Break"

[@boonkunak]

🤔

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

Thats two!

[@ebonyofthestars]

It always makes me chuckle

[@dansaunders1655]

i would do anything to go to a school where they taught "blood in the cereal"

[@tilsmay8763]

Wouldn't we all

[@Saintnick90]

I think they teach that at Yale.

[@spencersonnefeld]

It's a foundational course at any reputable lol school.

[@FooPanda]

@@Saintnick90 They teach it at Harvard Lawl. It's a school!

[@jamiep9991]

That’s a school?!

[@mitchellc4226]

"I'd rather not see nazis again today."

[@CJCroen1393]

"Yaay."

[@madelinem2490]

Me watching the news

[@DoubleSlothgaming]

Is that too much to ask for?

[@june9914]

They still won’t go away

[@DoubleSlothgaming]

@@june9914 it's been 75 years, you'd think they'd get the message that we're annoyed

[@stardust1354]

"Whats that smell?" "SAAUUCE. By Calvin Klein~"

[@jodgee2374]

I can't recall the last time I laughed this much during a YTP. We need more poops musicals.

[@opera_gangster]

+Jodgee Definitely check out the rest of his videos! He has a bunch!

[@MrKenichi22]

Yes

[@lineyanah8701]

4:42 "Man, What planet are you from?". "Canada". Lol, I'm dead!

[@JensenStiles]

"I grew up in the Roxberry slums with my bum and a series of moms. Fail." LMAO

[@WaitHowDidIGetHere]

_Steven Universe_ . Created by Rebecca Sugar, CN, 2013-2019.

[@TheSmallestTadpole]

Now I know who's to blame for my bad decisions: it was Enya all along!

[@jamesondoane32]

Jessie W I've seen 3 Enya references from Dathings1.... I think there's some kind of backstory behind it

[@sweetmesaJS]

J J It can’t be Enya, she was murdered by Steely Dan 30 years ago.

[@grannydrryyy8112]

What you want? You wanna be want because the sauce she want? What you want? You wanna be wanty stuck in sauce your want? What you want? You wanna be wanty with the sauce night want? What you want? You wanna be Wawawaw?

[@Tokorai]

I fucking pissed myself laughing at that...

[@jjpopnfresh6822]

02:28

[@stephencarlson3523]

Wawawaw nearly killed me

[@CJCroen1393]

(Alternate Ending) *BOOM* "EVERYONE'S DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!"

[@samp4249]

See I read that and I was like "Awww geez, well at least it's not in the ytp..." Then I saw it. Then I liked it.

[@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING]

Yay!

[@gadgetpatch9975]

These YTP'd musicals are probably some of my favorite youtube content, period. Love your style of humor.

[@irontomato3835]

I will never get tired of "memes used to be funny"

[@stunner450]

"Have yourself a soup."

[@Frosty-qc8ln]

"William Shakespeare wrote: NUNUNU,ROUROUROU, TSUTSUTSU" xD

[@CJCroen1393]

DaHuuuuuuudge I believe this statement best applies to a woman.

[@Frosty-qc8ln]

CJCroen1393 ahahah

[@TheOneMisterSunshine]

+Dat scout Is a Demoman He was indeed a great man.

[@bobalinx8762]

ヌヌヌヌ, ルルルル, ツツツツ

[@ebonyofthestars]

...yay

[@mevnie-enn]

You have the right to remain sauce!

[@slidylizard223]

FULL TRANSCRIPT *ILLEGALLY BLONDIE: THE MUSICAL* [Crowd cheers, people find their seats] *opens window* Dear L raeD *closes window* [Joker turns into Margot] *high-pitched screaming* I've got tears coming out of my nose! *opens window, takes book* Dear L, honey Bring that ring back and shove it up your a- [Clean YTP] Four carrots, a princess cut Are you psyysp or what? I just wish I could be there to see When he takes an arrow in the knee! [All remaining windows open and close twice, with their inhabitants saying "o", the pitch changing the second time] dew homecoming queen and king *demonic chant* Shut up Shut up! Shh! Daughter of Beyonce Now that a man chose you You're gay Bruiser, where is L? *barks* She doesn't have- *barks* -an engagement out- *barks* *gasps* Oh- *barks* ...Totally- *barks angrily* Whoops, sorry... Can't look like I'm desperate, or Like I'm a desperate whore I gotta die [Enter girls] OmiimO Excuse me, this just came in! oohoooohoooohoo You didn't just get this in. Omiguys L saw that salesgirl's sauce I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde [Saleswoman reconsiders life choices] It's a gift from me to L! [L and Shop Manager eaten by zombies, but resurrected to pose for the scene's finale] [L and Warner walk towards each other to kiss, but reconsider] No. [Warner puts on sunglasses and leaves YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH] We've got some things to make So, baby, give me your baby I mean, every guy dreams of finding a guy [Awkward silence] Just shut up. Oh, uhuhuhuh, wah Three words: spring break! [Scene ends] Madness! [Messenger kicked into pit by Leonidas] Must we all descend into madness? This is the kind of girl Warner wants: Someone [dun] Someone black! [DUN] Someone who's DEAD! [odd dun] What you want, WaaW, What you want is memes But you need to see memes used to be funny Step one: he's off to Harvard Lawl Harvard Lawl? Swag Lawl school is for people, and you, Button, are nun. How about a nice bagging burrub? What you want? You wanna be want because the sauce she want? What you want? You wanna be wanty stuck in sauce your want? What you want? You wanna be wanty with the sauce night want? What you want? You wanna be Wawawaw? *i don't even know* What you want? You wanna The Room? Hahaha Harvard Lawl grants admission to Sundeep Padamadan. [Winthrop and Lowell produce ill beats by saying "Padamadan" and "Ooh", respectively] I still don't see one reason to admit you. [Winthrop escapes, but is caught by L] *sneezes* [Winthrop escapes, but apprehended by L again] LooL [Awkward silence] WELCOME TO HARVARD!!!! [Triumph] Everyone take your seats, Professor Callahallahallahan should be here any second. Yyoouu haavee thee riights too reemaaiin suus Now when you choose a lawl career The moment you embark You're bound to hear A l**y*r *s a sh**k Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb. Our topic is "Blood in the Cereal" So I wanna see... what? ni doolB WRONG!!! U-um, excuse me! What? [Awkward silence] So I'll give you ladies a moment then. [Emmett escapes] Hey there, welcome to the hair. Mkmbrntt. WHAT? K, mllwdsndcmllthwtfrlwschl. WHAT? Harvard Lawl *gasps* That's a school! I know, right? Whoa, whoa whoa, whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, whoa whoa, whoa Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? [Awkward silence] Enya Ouuuuuuu, you're allowed to shoot him in the knee! ["Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb"] [Enter L] Uh-oh! ShuttuhS !ho-hU [L leaves] Y-you're practically made partner before you get a jooj Hello Vivienne, I see you came as Vivienne. Someday we'll tan. *hmph* Run home, L, and change out of your supreme court justice costume. [Sick burn] Oh. Man, what planet are you from? Canada. I grew up in the Roxbury slums With my bum and a series of moms Fail. Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder- You know what? There's a pawn shop on my shoulder And a boulder And a cake! Now, the case of Sussell vs. Suusman! Determined. The Sussell was legally the child, even though he was just his father [Triumph] For you - it's poo and conditioner in one. I love this guy! It's a real shamwow. *unbridled enthusiasm* Each time Warner walks through the door Your IQ goes down to four [Awkward silence] Huh? *boils* Like a baws! [Paulette knocks on trailer] Who in the... [Dewey appears in window] Oh crap! [Dewey leaves] Dog, I wanna see my Dewey! [Dewey begins to rhythmically pull belly in and out] Oh, ohh, it's his birthday, it's a birthday! WOAH! Is that some steak? YES! That is my steak! Maybe I'm doing something right! You gotta get whipped! You can turn this off right now! [You turn this off] Let's eat smores DVDVDs and book: "Whip Your Buns" Happily married, so she swears, to her six-year-old stud 'Till step-daughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his pee! *some reference to another musical* Ms. Windam, I'm Emmett Forest, your Coke. That's all I want. Get out of here, all of you. I'd rather not see nazis again today... [Calla...han leaves, then comes back] ...yay... No one's called me since the third grade. Maybe not. [Both chuckle] *weird noises and duplication abilities* Cocaine: first, a deep breath *deep breath* Take it all in They caAaaAre What's that smell? "SuuS", by Calvin Klein. [Enter Kyle, Kyle walks to Paulette and delivers package] Alrighty then. [Kyle walks to exit and looks at Paulette] Have yourself a soup. [Kyle leaves] *gasps* Paulette just needs a little spit! And Serena knows about spit! Spiiiiit! [paulette.chr has encountered a problem and stopped working] Okay, okay, okay, okay! Beeeeeeeeeend, and snns dna dneeeeeeeeeB Oh crap! [Scene ends] D. A. Joyce Riley has been grilling tacos! Katie? Exactly what were your duties as the poop boy? Cleaning the poop. Exhibit. [Multiple hammer slams and a ringtone] Oh, oh I'm so soos os Oh that's crazy, y-you can't build a legal strategy on a snap! We need a fence! There, right there! Is he gay, or is he pean? Is he gay, or is he pean? Or is he an elephant? Wait a minute! Give me a chance to try crack. SuS SuuS [Nikos slaps stand] *cough* Peoples! This man is gay and pean! Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan. L O L [L slaps Calla...han] F*ck you, Professor Callahallahallahan. [Loud inhale] That's ludicrous [Awkward silence] What? [Awkward silence, L leaves] Wowwowwowwow, he really likes you! And I like him. [Insert Careless Whisper here] OH. Duty [Kyle leaves] Duty Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping, but all I see is a woman who was sleeping her way to the top. [DUN DUN DUN] Back in the game, Back on the "game" Ayaayaaya [L hides in the SUPPLY CLOSET] L, honey, snaans *muffled* No! We call Ms. Chutney to the stand. [Enter Chutney Salsa, everyone is surprised] What was your relationship to the deceased? s'dadymnahtredlogniebdekil Take her into custody, you're free! William Shakespeare wrote: "thathatharurururutruetruetruetrue...yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, our Victorian: EE So she said we could play WoW~ Here we go! [Scene missing] Before we all go... EmmE Forest, please make me a woman [The End] [OH WAIT] ALTERNATE ENDING [Homestuck] Everyone's dead! [The End, for real]

[@Claego]

Wow, how much did they pay you for all that work?

[@Dreaming_Stray]

Easily the most underrated comment to take the time to write the entire video’s contents as a transcript. Fucking Kudos my dude

[@kathrynfitzpatrick1121]

"What planet are you from?" "Canada." LOL

[@Dreigonix]

Canada is my planet and England is my city.

[@ProjectSNT]

3:22 A CLUE A CLUE

[@kingdavey90]

Professor Callahallahallahan.

[@emberashes6809]

You have the right to remain sauce

[@dashcamandy2242]

4:04 - Do you know the #1 reason behind all bad decisions? ENYA.

Oh my guys, Elle saw that salesgirl's sauuuas

[@ebonyofthestars]

It's been ENYA all alooong

[@sacul220]

there's a pawn shop in my shoulder, and a boulder and a cake! this magnificent melody will forever lay in my heart! :')

[@kingdavey90]

I spit out my water when I heard it 😂

[@Kirtley25]

"What's that smell?" "Sus, by Calvin Klein" cracks me up every time.

[@robertbaldie7]

"Wait a minute.. give me a chance to try CRACK."

[@TheBonkleFox]

Daniel Epps but what about the elephant in the room (!)

[@kmasucci]

"Daughter of Beyoncé" yes!

[@CJCroen1393]

"Now that a man chose you, you're gay."

[@f0rm0r]

But am I gay, or pean?

[@Saintnick90]

I told you she was Ivy League material. I'll show myself out.

[@ProtoMario]

5:13 Shampoo and Poo in One. Convenience!

[@leonardgolub7660]

Heya, ProtoMario

[@poli6570]

It's a real Shamwow

[@oisinallen]

'I still don't see one reason to admit you.' 'LOL.' 'Welcome to Harvard!'

[@ThomasG_]

I love this. I wish there were more broadway YTPs.

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

5:27 I died at the tea pot!

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

You should do more Musical(or Broadway musical) YTPs because this was freaking hilarious

[@Dreigonix]

"Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"

[@asmokeus]

the way this reframes vivian as being confused but supportive is EVERYTHING LMAO

[@voxlvalyx]

Brb, applying to Harvard

[@TheFSXPilot757]

***** That's a school!

[@timsoule2250]

Harvard Lol?!

[@thecrazyplantenby]

You'll get in! It's not like it's hard!

[@SuperGman117]

Harvard is for people.

[@CJCroen1393]

+Sigiswulf True! And Voxl Valyx is a nun!

[@bluewonder3981]

I love it when she says "LIKE A BOSS". XD

[@SwiftnessStudios]

I wanna go to LoL school!

[@Kaerusss]

All you will hear is f**k s**t c**t, it's simplistic and it's dumb :p

[@TheBonkleFox]

swag. lawl school is for people, and you button, are a nun.

[@mikeymerino2117]

5:32 LIKE A BOSS!!! gets me every time XD

[@destinationfear631]

I'd rather not see nazis today

[@kenetickups6146]

I did nazi that joke coming

[@itschudobs]

logging onto twitter be like

[@mysticqueen3551]

7:23 ERROR 404: PAULETTE.exe has stopped responding.

[@thebowlfosho4974]

"I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde."

[@animatedink2529]

(Alternate ending) EVERYONE'S DEEEEAAAAD! All according to George RR. Martin's plan

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

6:42 That guy is like "Why am i doing here"

[@keetonmorgan7579]

5:13 "It's poo and conditioner and conditioner in one." XD Died at that part.

[@spindleclown]

"Blood in the Cereal" sounds like a band name.

[@soapiestlyric4]

Un-freakin-believeable! There are just so many little yet awesome things to these videos that make me want more of them! You do a fantastic job with these, DaThings1. I love your work!

[@Epic0Studios]

Harvard LOL. "LOL school?" "LOL School is for people!" Keep up the incredible work man.

[@madelinem2490]

For some reason I burst out laughing at 1:04 "This just came in...wvoop wvoop wvoop"

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

3:46 Hey, there. Welcome to the hair...Am i been tripping here?

[@noireccentric6453]

the goddamn phrase "six year old stud" absolutely floored me

[@213luiz]

-"You IQ goes down to 4" -"...huh?" Congrats on the 3k viewers! Also awesome video!

[@Gallant_Silver]

I watched this video around the time it came out, but to this day I will still sing about the pawnshop on my shoulder, the boulder and the cake.

[@gerewodezyakyry]

Given the amount of shit he wrote, that may have been a Shakespeare quote.

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

hard to believe this was uploaded ten years ago and it's still comedy gold

[@kirsten889]

My school did this play my sophomore year. It was my first year playing flute in the pit orchestra. It's neat to see a youtube poop of this play, and it's very well done and hilarious. Great job!

[@robertmcginty4146]

Oh God my teen was just in Legally Blonde JR. Last weekend. I aoprectthis so much. Tha ks for easing my pain.

[@oblivionist]

2:45 Absolute genius

[@aMAXproduction]

I've always wanted to learn about blood in the cereal!

[@NoodleCollie]

6:27 Why I stopped using Twitter

[@nolankadinger7357]

"Our topic today is blood in the cereal." -Professor Callallallahan

[@RyvernRaigon]

5:33 "LIKE A BAUWS!!" Goddamn. There are so many hilarious moments in this video. Thank god I was able to survive the whole 10 minutes after almost running out of breath from laughing x'D

[@NDOhioan]

Padamadan!

[@grannydrryyy8112]

Ooh ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh!

[@yazael_angel]

OMG Iost it at the cellblock tango part XD

[@Zzzk23]

I'm playing chuntney in the musical at my school. I'm so excited to see you made a ytp about this!

[@madelinem2490]

"Harvard Lawl? Swag."

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

1:09 Oh my guys, Elle's so "that sell's girl is sos'

[@hazeeqherman3076]

LOL

[@JensenStiles]

That "It's simplistic and it's dumb." was perfect. XD

[@TheLateLordKardok]

"What's that smell?" "Sus, by Calvin Klein."

[@c-line6294]

Run home, Elle, and change out of your Supreme Court justice costume.

[@Patrock17]

The fact that people actually go to a show like this and enjoy it. *triple face palm*

[@elliejofficial]

I can only hope that the community theater production of Legally Blonde that I'm about to be in is this good XD

[@1andonlyzara]

I laughed louder than I should have at that "Ma Na Ma Na" joke. lol

[@ChosenOne41]

This may sound odd but I recognize that boulder over that guy's shoulder from My Little Pony. His name is Tom, the boulder I mean. I have no idea what the guy's name is.

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

yeah...... I knew it from that too....

[@kenetickups6146]

why the fuck is a boulder named Tom?

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

exactly...

[@obscurideer]

I don’t know the character’s name but the actor is Christian Borle

[@joshuarosenthal6873]

The character is Warner Forest

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I love that Callahan tells everyone that LOLs from swears is lazy and simplistic. This is funny without swearing.

[@JavertRA]

I often come here just to watch the Sandeep Padamadam song. Genius!

[@MattAtt616]

1:14 "I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde." MIND BLOWN

[@MrXemrox]

7:36 Wish I have a grill, grilled tacos sounds good, get those grill trays grill the hamburger, and veggies, and grill the taco shells on grades, and assemble the tacos, mmm.

[@retronomicon7359]

I WAS IN THIS MUSICAL (or at least my high school's rendition. we did really well actually)

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

Same

[@jonreams6090]

4:35 That is a slow burn for that joke

[@larvestaflameninja2662]

"No one's called me since the 3rd grade." still gets me!

[@Cinemarkerz96]

HOLY SHIT! DaThings acted in this?!?! YOU JUST POOPED A SOURCE YOU WORKED IN WITHOUT YOU FULLY ORIGINATING SUCH SOURCE! YOU sir, are a hero to the community. uhh-ah-uhh

[@EthanTheRaccy]

RICARDOKJR Where

[@CJCroen1393]

I don't think it was this performance he was talking about, though if it was then I'd be very impressed. He mentioned it was a high school performance.

[@TheMeanMongoose]

5:09 holy shit I can't breathe...help...

[@hazeeqherman3076]

Some fiying girls

[@crowcore_]

SuS ~dathings, 10 years ago

[@Locomario14]

TAKE HER INTO CUSTODY, YOUR ARE FREE!!! LOL

[@Prawnsly]

Why are you so good at making these?! WHY?

[@Pigeonswain]

"It's a real shamwow" * Elle screaming*

[@MrViolaCello]

"Nanana roorooroo chewchewchewchew.... yaaay" -from Marc Antony Soliloquy, Julius Caesar, Act 3 Scene 2

[@Saintnick90]

6:26 "I'd rather not see Nazis again today." Me when I turn on the news or log onto Twitter.

[@lindajackson8936]

0:21 when anyone sees anybody do anything in among us

[@bobalinx8762]

6:04 I was expecting him to say "Let's eat Stevie Wonder."

[@DarkPhaaze]

I just recently helped with a small production of this musical; this is great.

[@duchdog1]

I love the memeception at 2:11! Good job, as usual. :)

[@rogerbee1234567]

easily your best video so far

[@IXAmXDeathXBee]

Guest starring Tom the boulder!

[@Normalaatsra]

I never knew such thing existed! Thanks a bunch DaThings

[@Danominator]

"Each time Warner walks through the door, your IQ goes down to 4."

[@EthanTheRaccy]

2:30 you used Jarate? TF2!

[@igtampe]

Best Ytp I've seen in a while

[@TheMrrobustus]

I had to pause cause i was laughing so hard. Thank you

[@SpiritualComatose]

"Do you know the #1 reason behind all bad decisions? Enya!" LOL

[@pokegowalking2792]

8:45 I feel like I have seen that actress in another series... I think she was one of the aunts in Sabrina: The Teenage witch that's on Showmax