{YTP} ~ How About a 3-Way?

[@DaThings]

You might notice the credits look a little different. The highlighted names are now those of folks who have made monthly contributions to my Ko-fi page, which is now my primary crowdfunding platform. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

[@johanandersson8252]

How about a T-Way.

[@PlayBatty]

and I'm matt

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

You bet they do!

[@micahnewman]

I am assuming you are a millionaire.

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

pee way

[@spencerwilkinson5622]

All jokes aside, the food at this restaraunt looks like how any alien would try to approximate human food

[@tjenadonn6158]

It looks like a prison food supplier decided to expand into the civilian market.

[@phoenix042x7]

"It was something that was almost, but not entirely unlike chili" --Nicholas Lambrinides... Probably.

[@Fnidner]

@@tjenadonn6158 Wat. Love antifa, hate esperanto 😆

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

It's a chain restaurant, so I wouldn't say you're that far off.

[@s.fflanger8747]

Ai food

[@doghouse4584]

As someone from Ohio, I would like to thank DaThings for accurately portraying what it's like to eat at a skyline chili. The chili may be good, but the nightmares last forever.

[@kaukospots]

Growing up in Michigan, I always knew we hated Ohio, but I didn't know why until this video

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Bruh that chili looks awful

[@TheOnlyCaprisun]

Skywhine!

[@rareblues78daddy]

@@kaukospots ...oof.

[@liamcrehan3392]

As someone from Ohio, I shit myself

[@ob2kenobi388]

"This video contains -Flashing images -Sexual humor" Damn, I was hoping for flashing humor and sexual images. Or humor images and sexual flashing.

[@LOLMAN9538]

Now all of that just sounds wrong... I like it!

[@aldar8240]

personally I wanted image humor and flashy sexuality I would've settled for image sexuality and flashy humor though

[@Corgblam]

And Im Matt.

[@AnthonyRagus]

Or humual imshing and sexor flamages

[@hps362]

I wanted flashing humages and sexual imor

[@Aoz11223]

"This is Lisa." "She sucks." That shouldn't have made me laugh so hard

[@Kintsugi23]

Lisa can buzz right off.

[@Aoz11223]

@@Kintsugi23 😂

[@wingsonthebus]

"What makes her so great, anyway?"

[@lreplay562]

@@wingsonthebusRight, Matt? Lisa can buzz right off.

[@MrVogel115]

Holy moly, the after credits scene may just be the most lewd/sexual these YTPs have ever gotten

[@rareblues78daddy]

As a 100%, actual heterosexual man... it sounded completely normal to me.

[@tusken9669]

perfect amount of likes right now

[@james-michaelrobson287]

Can confirm

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

@@rareblues78daddy that’s exactly what someone who isn’t 100% heterosexual would say

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

@@Moonstruck_Arrow Which side of the ellipsis are you referring to?

[@matthewmillard2384]

That “she’s heading to the place we all go after getting married” hit a little too hard lol!

[@cynomyS]

Naturally. Women can take care of themselves. Who needs a marriage in 2022?

[@saagabragi6938]

Straight people really should think before getting married. Divorce costs a lot and gives you grey hairs.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@saagabragi6938 grandma said not to be straight, I should have heeded her advice!

[@imahumanbean1217]

and you're Matt

[@ootfan7882]

@@saintsea-hat7891 As a straight male, I just died lol

[@duke_of_haze]

I appreciate Michael Jordan's honesty.

[@Fnidner]

And I'm Matt

[@kd4pba]

Stop it!

[@bradbobhayhurst8604]

Same

[@hansonel]

"Our 3-way chili causes our customers to take one heaping dump." Very accurate

[@WhitefolksT]

Every. Single. Time.

[@nunyabizness6089]

"Hey, it looks like chili! Way to go."

[@GalakStari]

4:07 “If you didn’t get this one, you’d better head straight to hell, like, now.” That escalated quickly.

[@Davanthall]

“Matt. Why dON’t you SHHUSH?” “Will do.“

[@romeadeline]

ah, the classic 6-Way. onions, cheese, chili, SEGA, bees, and ice. a great meal for Matts all over the world!

[@ChrisGuerra31]

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

And I'm Matt.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

Not a joke

[@Zumikaku]

Definitely a unit of Matt’s pleasure

[@LangstonDev]

Three threeping spoonfuls

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Being named Matt myself, I can confirm 2 things from this video: A. I'm Matt, B. And I'm Matt.

[@Renne308]

Gotcha! C. I’m Matt.

[@xecronius]

I'm Matt too bro. Us Matt's stick together. Ive never met an unchill one either lmao

[@Omnishambles8]

I hope it's one of those restaurants where everything is actually secretly amazing because all the food on display is just depression inducing lmao

[@doghouse4584]

No, the chili is really good it just looks inedible in this training video

[@BskaatFilms]

@@doghouse4584 thank you for defending the honor of my home state's signature dish. ohio may not be great but skyline is like an oasis in a desert of cornfields

[@doghouse4584]

@@BskaatFilms Don't forget the occasional glass factory in the middle of nowhere

[@northstarjakobs]

Cincinnati chili/skyline chili is super good, the flavor is hard to describe but it's super filling and makes you feel good

[@northstarjakobs]

@dormie basne It's definitely somewhere you should go if you're... fortunate enough to be in ohio (I have family who live there so that's my reason for visiting)

[@irisobserving]

The after credits gag might be the dirtiest an Ellie video has been yet, but I for one am all for it The rest of it banged too, the Matt gags were golden and the Orby cameo makes me incredibly 👀. Good stuff all around

[@Meshamu]

5:50 Poor Matt, but I'm happy for Angela. 😆

[@TimesChu]

You're the only person in the first page of comments to mention it, so who the heck is Orby?

[@delta0x]

@@TimesChu unfortunately i am bound not to discuss the incident or make statements to anyone.

[@jojogape]

What? What Orby cameo? I hav n Orby

[@faydendaryn]

@@TimesChu the one whose name should not be spoken

[@yoshe2]

As a single person, I can confirm that people bring out a bucket of customers’ eyes after they get married.

[@ob2kenobi388]

We should all be thankful. After all, our ancestors needed Skyline to survive!

[@coffee_bagel]

sometimes i just eat it

[@tbg8365]

*The Lore*

[@saintsea-hat7891]

@@coffee_bagel the cheese, it melt your mouth-

[@SobiTheRobot]

Serving millions of customers for millions of years

[@jooseppib1082]

My 44.magnum is inescapable, time to be scared

[@Gingiro]

YTP from DaThings is like visiting your grandma. She will cook the same dish for you every time, with her special _sauce_ sos,sus. And you know what to expect, but you enjoy the dish anyway.

[@Sakhmeov]

YTP from DaThings is like a visit from Coney Scone Cascone. It's the last thing you'd want on your Skyline's chilli, but it might just be what you get.

[@tooba1819]

I've never heard such innocent three-way and Weiner jokes.

[@1forallful]

Matt seemed pretty adamant about introducing himself!

[@42andblue5]

And I'm Matt

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Because he's fucking Matt. He's cool.

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

@@holysayingsofrobin4055 Unlike Lisa, smfh

[@aldar8240]

@@theothermagneticaesthetic Yeah, what makes her so great anyway?

[@lreplay562]

@@aldar8240 Right, Matt? Lisa can buzz right off.

[@CaptainBZarre]

You sold me on this YTP as soon as you replicated the old Disney "Feature Presentation" slides. *5 freaking seconds in.*

[@bheemabachus5179]

That last bit was like some real old school YTP editing. This was nostalgic. Good stuff.

[@wilberforce95]

The "try another" clip immediately sent me into orbit

[@eggsbox]

we've been making that joke on the ellie spectacular discord ever since we spent six hours playing trivial pursuit: millennium edition. it's always fun seeing community server jokes leaking out into the videos ellie puts out!

[@TheSm1327]

Into orby

[@Karmy.]

@@eggsbox there's a Discord server??

[@eggsbox]

@@Karmy. yeah! iirc the link to it is on ellie's twitch.

[@Karmy.]

@@eggsbox ahhh

[@Dr.DagNabit]

"Look, she's bringing out a bucket of the customers EYES!" "Sick😎"

[@HippoCrit]

that ending got me a little hotter under the collar than it should have

[@saagabragi6938]

Weirdo

[@linguicaguy]

Same ngl

[@JFJD]

*Hotter under the collar* A covered dish consisting of onions, chili, and bees.

[@eggshellproductionsblender]

And I’m Matt

[@thebandanadee8265]

@@JFJD Not a joke.

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

The spaghetti looks disastrous, but the YTP makes it palatable. Great outro!

[@BinglesP]

I’d say it can be either disastic, or fantastrous. It just depends on if it’s 2-Way or a 3-Way.

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

@@BinglesP or a 7-11-way

[@joelhaggis5054]

"Place your thumb on the hand, that'll give you better control," ah, so that's what I've been doing wrong.

[@stoopidmansidiot]

michael jordan being a worker for a restaurant he doesn't care for is oddly relatable, ngl

[@somebodysleftkneecap]

Sounds like most restaurant workers I've met, although I don't blame them one bit lmao

[@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283]

Michael Jordan was the most relatable character in this episode

[@Circuitssmith]

Him and Ving “Arby’s: you are making a mistake!” Rhames.

[@AraFrances168]

God I almost forgot about Cincinnati chili. The cold cheese on top of the soupy chili with the raw onions is the wildest combo

[@ashwhiteforest9078]

I've been making this for years and the primary inspiration is severe depression and a complete lack of fucks to give anymore. Wasn't aware it was a cultural dish.

[@sml2k186]

Don’t forget the beans

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

Yeah Ohio'll do that to ya.@@ashwhiteforest9078

[@natisdreamland]

Thank you, DaThings. This has been the worst week of my life, but you actually got me to laugh in the midst of it ❤️

[@Kitty_kisses97]

The worst week of your life *so far* :D

[@natisdreamland]

@@Kitty_kisses97 My wife passed away last week. That’s why it was the worst. I know you didn’t know that, but please think before you comment.

[@Kitty_kisses97]

@@natisdreamland It's intended as a joke. And i'm willing to assume that some heavy shit happens with people, but that's not gonna stop me from trying to lighten the mood. You're welcome.

[@natisdreamland]

@@Kitty_kisses97 thank you, and I apologize for snapping.

[@davidl570]

@@natisdreamland I know your comment is 2 years old, but sorry to hear that. Damn. Keep hanging in there! (Looking at your screen name....................fellow Cincinnatian, I take it?).

[@taylorrobinson5572]

I cannot stress how nasty that chili looks

[@Introbulus]

The soupiest chili I have ever seen in my life. And I've eaten Wendy's Chili.

[@Circuitssmith]

In-edible skyline chili!

[@NavyPheonix]

I can't speak for the actual restaurant, but the canned stuff is actually pretty good.

[@DreamOf944]

None of that food looks remotely appetizing

[@niccage6375]

It's delicious

[@bugjams]

"Three threeping spoons into a cracker bowl. This should crack the bowl, as the name suggests." Lmao

[@goofballbiscuits3647]

Holy yerf. The best part about late-stage DaThings is the pile of Easter egg callbacks. Veteran fans can see so many references and it adds so much SAUS.

[@TheiaOfTruth]

1. Great edits. Absolutely hilarious. 2. You managed to jumpscare me with Brian David Gilbert. For that I commend you.

[@Honkwaddle]

I gotta say, Michael Jordan turning up unannounced got me 🤣 1:36

[@ScarletRebel96]

If only more restaurants celebrity sponsors were that brutally honest

[@coolkidsdiscord]

"Listen, I don't really care about this restaurant" 🤣

[@Nicholastrainbecka]

Was waiting all video for the low hanging Weiner Jokes. Had to be in the finale of course!

[@qbeck11]

Might I say that between the content warnings and proper crediting and listing source material, you are honestly the most professional YTPer I think there has ever been, not to mention the videos themselves are TOP NOTCH humor. You are awesome!!!

[@theLOSTpassenger_]

I lost it at “How about the halfway?” “It’s just a plate.”

[@Xatzimi]

Your editing truly is unbelievable

[@TyGuy9001]

That Last minute was sentence mixing at its finest. Gotta love me a Skyline!

[@DougSalad]

clanking out "someday" on the bowl fucking SLAYED me.

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

I've never actually heard the real song but the little tings make it sound so appealing

[@QuicklimeTime]

1:26 "Now we're ready for some of that inedible Skyline chilli!" Accurate.

[@deathmorphosis]

The Jerma bit was so unexpected that it sent me flying

[@ynotw57]

“Thanks, Angela. I’ve always loved OK Go.” 😂

[@GMODTF24EVER]

always a delight to see a new video from either you or cs188, always brings a smile to my face, such creative editing

[@Connie.T.]

The Twisted clip at the end took me out like an assassin. There is NO way to anticipate a Starkid reference being in a skyline chili ytp

[@Kyle-ql9km]

"I took my finger...."

[@DrewSwenson]

Wow the chili wasn't too spicy, but damn the post-credits sure was lol

[@IceDragon289]

1:34 I REALLY should've seen Morshu's "Mmmm" coming, but somehow I didn't, and it gets me every time.

[@whodohoodoo]

So what's for dinner, Puff-Mama? Chili? 🐡✨ Also, I'm willing to bet Chef Jonathan Lonathan wouldn't approve.

[@plushblueep]

Oh no! It’s food.

[@peterbakich328]

One of the smaller chains, Dixie Chile, offers a 6 way. The addition is garlic.

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

You really really worked for the sus sos sauce joke this time, and oh my god thank you for bringing back "coney scone bascone " i literally had that line run through my head earlier today and wondered where in the world I'd heard such s strange phrase.

[@Poxell91]

3:18 "One heaping dump down the backside" gave me the most genuine belly laugh I've had in well over a year from anything. My chest hurts and I fell on the floor from laughing so hard. 🤣🤣

[@Yammenkow]

Absolute same

[@andrewgalbreath2101]

Just found your channel and have been laughing like a goblin since

[@Roro_2338]

1:00 this guy's voice with this sentence mixing makes them sound like Jon Arbuckle saying "who ate all the taco shells?"

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I gotta have a good meal

[@spirlgurge]

i ate those food

[@treebacon]

@@spirlgurge garfunkel where is the sus

[@lreplay562]

@@treebacon I ate those food

[@Numberer1]

🧀 JUST HOLD IT 🧀

[@buss3796]

that warped Russel Crowe only visible for a frame made me laugh lmao and the guy from "i now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" LMAO the topping bit at the finale

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

MAN it's been a long time since we've gotten any adult jokes from ya. The delivery is on point

[@xela12345]

The half-way got me so good XD you really are the mistress of comic build up and release!! You build the joke as much as possible and the release hits so darn well!!

[@crunchylettuce5446]

The ending was golden, thank you yet again for another masterpiece Dathings

[@BMJ1999]

that might be my all-time favorite credits bit on this channel

[@skunkbert]

ellie singlehandedly carrying the legacy of ytps on her shoulders fr, this was fucking HILARIOUS

[@artiblanco1288]

theres still some other good YTPers out there, jallerbo is an amazing one

[@BinglesP]

Some people are still making YTPs. Including me.

[@rockinglucario6877]

I never thought Matt (“I’m Matt”) and I would have anything in common, but we both love OK GO!

[@davidl570]

Matt apparently has good taste in both food AND music!

[@Poxell91]

0:55 "I know that melody..." "A SUGAR RAY REFERENCE?!" 🤣🤣

[@e0oh]

this person is single-handedly keeping ytps alive

[@waytoobiased]

cs188 still exists too

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

And HourofPoop did Friar’s Rubbing Wood- Fall of Nottingham

[@kevandre]

maybe I'm just stoned but this is the funniest ytp I've seen in years especially the last bit

[@KSengage86]

5:31 onwards is perhaps the greatest 40 seconds in YTP history XD

[@leilaclarridge5807]

0:45 Well, at that point you might as well make a chili dog.

[@eMorphized]

It is a chili dog

[@Evilriku13]

That was one of the better YTPs this year from you, good job!

[@summerdeaf]

this is the hardest I've laughed in a while, excellent work as usual

[@MightyElemental]

>I wonder where she's headed >she's going to the place we all go after getting married >*divorce court* 💀💀💀💀

[@getmetothegeek4066]

So glad that you're still making these delights for us! Did I notice the lovely Leonidas at one point?

[@xylaharrison7822]

2:56 Damnit, you made me think of that one Simpsons recent episode where Skinner and Chalmers actually pass a Steamed Hams restaurant and eat at Skyline Chili. Also, the ‘I love OK Go’ is a mood.

[@JontyMaster]

0:02 Nice to see one of my favorite VHS logos in a poop ;-)

[@mikeh.9266]

As a Cincinnati resident, this was great 🤣 and I'm a skyline fan too! SAaaAS

[@RhythmGrizz]

Cedar Point, Skyline Chili... youre from Ohio. Can't fool a local.

[@davidl570]

Pretty cool that he's an Ohioan........................would be even cooler if he was a Cincinnatian (not sure)!

[@dashcamandy2242]

Matt's sudden reveal as a bottom was an unexpected bit of comedy gold, followed by the LMFAO reference... 🤣 Holy crap, Ellie, your YTPs are constantly improving - and they were top-shelf to begin with! Any plants to poop some old Gallagher material, in honor of his passing?

[@boredpreston]

I like cheese, but that's a *lot* of cheese.

[@eliseoramos397]

3:58 she sounds so adorable when she says "Cool"😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

[@otaking3582]

0:31 *Me, a Texan:* "Putting BEANS in CHILI?! They're joking, right?!" *The video:* "Not a joke." *Me:* "..... you disgust me....."

[@CuppaBro1]

You know what? At least the beans aren't considered part of the chili by default. Then there'd be war on their doorsteps.

[@ralkia]

my fav video from you in a long time, great work!!!

[@RiddleOfLightning]

i can't believe you been doing this for a million years, just watched your old stuff to see how far you have come

[@doorhanger9317]

I now have an inexplicable desire to pilgrimage to Ohio just to see what the fucked up chili tastes like, entirely from Da Things YTPs

[@KingApeiron]

I can't believe it - Twisted in a DaThings video, I'm in heaven

[@itskynetic]

Anyone who hasn’t tried skyline can’t talk. You have to try it first.

[@warlock2507]

So many references! I can’t even list everything I loved from this.

[@JamieSwitzer]

Every time I heard Coney, I expected a Pony joke.

[@overit36]

You’re an absolute genius - love you and thanks! ❤

[@Clay3613]

This is so smooth and seamless.

[@aaron3408]

I have professed my love for Cincinnati Chili but to be fair, it definitely does cause heaping dumps down the backside. I cannot deny that.

[@TheWAYF]

Me after the third "and I'm Matt" joke: I can't believe they didn't do a riff on "And I'm Javert". Me after the 5th "and I'm Matt" joke: Well I spoke way too soon.

[@Lore_from_Stars]

went full CS188 at the end, there, lmao

[@thetechworld2957]

3:36 the crowd when a store opens be like😂

[@roadtriiip]

watched until the very end! good to know matt knows his proper standing in the workplace hierarchy (at the bottom)! : ]

[@K8TR]

3:40 got me cracking up! 🤣

[@lizzy4514]

Same here mate, had it playing for 6 times in a row, i didn't laugh so hard in a while 🤣

[@Neon_Streets]

Glad to see Coney Scone Cascone is doing well

[@loganbaker8222]

Oh boy, a new DaThings video, time to turn on the captions!

[@Shlooomth]

Fucking love your running inside jokes. I probably didn’t even catch all of them. Oh ho you missed that one, try another!

[@davidl570]

Love this! Makes me all the prouder to be a Cincinnatian!

[@tobiasknueven9300]

I have been waiting for this video ever since the 3-way joke in 80s mercedes

[@TheMysticMage]

As someone from Cincinnati who's family LOVES skyline, and who can count on one hand the number of people they know who don't...this shit sucks. I swear to god that this company staying in business is an example of mass hysteria.