Dating In L.A. - The Headgum Podcast - 97

Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir and Geoff to discuss dating in LA, small talk, and Kreiss furniture!
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[@cam8692]

Every time I see Amir’s smiling face my day is brightened :) this podcast should be banned, however

[@christiansires]

The crocs are fine. Geoff’s ankles, however, are THINE. …they’re thin, is all

[@dorian_md]

Well you know... Duality of man or whatever

[@leeohx7174]

I love that Amir clearly hates the volume of the audio soundboard and Geoff makes no attempt to make them quieter

[@Angels510]

He made them quieter after the audit but subsequently made them even louder than before

[@sammystank7174]

As soon as Geoff does his song about a female celebrity, he immediately makes it about the men in her life. Geoff's music doesn't pass the Bechdel Test. He should be an ashamed Unc

[@JamScamly]

don't worry, he is ashamed.

[@Thickolas]

He's ashamed and he is a shame

[@JamScamly]

@@Thickolas i think about this comment every day for the past 4 weeks

[@LLsunflower]

The dichotomy of the guests sitting on the couch together while Geoff sits in a seat on the other side, alone, is a fitting analogy for this whole podcast.

[@laurastall4419]

Geoff’s hair is lookin real glorious. Also he’s extremely brave to have Billy in the same room as him 😂😂😂

[@Thickolas]

No 'Gansett on the table... Geoff openly admitting he drank a Tecante... our boy's Ambeersadorship has been revoked 😢

[@Undhsialfllvlsmwnxjkaknwd]

“Geoff’s disappointed dads visit again” - the title for this episode

[@lukegaines2452]

I'm incredibly disappointed that Geoff's OOSE callback wasn't acknowledged

[@NowNowBoys]

billy is a really funny guest. i think he pulls the curtain back a LITTLE much like with the voicemail thing for ep 100, but i think it's hilarious how overly antagonistic he is towards geoff.

[@GregTurismo]

Thank you for singing so much. Especially Camp Rock. I really liked that and like you. “Don’t talk to me.”

[@mustyshitlap]

Is no one seeing how needle thin Geoffs ankles are? Are we seriously not going to do anything about this? Assemble the taskforce

[@Bendoverstoke]

He has absolute nonkles, that's 'no ankles'

[@alexanderbmaquet9237]

Nightmarishly thin

[@soulflayed]

@@alexanderbmaquet9237 Watch out or he'll wrap them around you like a boa constrictor, or worse, a garden snake!

[@Hossyboy420]

It’s actually unfathomable how thing they are

[@cheddarandsourcream]

Can’t wait for how truly unlistenable episode 100 is gonna be

[@godthatsmellsgood]

Never clicked a notification slower, and with this high a level of reprehension and doubt. Let’s see how it goes

[@KeyboardAbhishek]

I see Marika and Johnny have already abandoned the sinking ship that's this podcast. Good for them

[@mettamodel]

theyre in new york

[@BriceBeak]

You NEVER stop dating your wife

[@Sulphrous]

ankles are punishingly thin today, thanks

[@Fauxry]

1:18 and I’m already bellowing with laughter, FUCK

[@Rocketmanrun]

I’m just gonna say it, this should be the permanent cast. Just Amir billy and Geoff. So funny

[@Undhsialfllvlsmwnxjkaknwd]

I genuinely love the format because I have no idea who is going to be on. And I think most combinations are funny.

[@drewdonahue123]

A episode with just Amir and Billy poor Geoff

[@TheLoonmaster]

The difference in morality between Geoff and Billy, combined with Billy's ability to clearly articulate proper behavior is a master class in dealing with bad people

[@koziol552]

Lovin this new video pod setup. You can really see the joy and fear in geoffs eyes crystal clear.

[@ejoshcoron]

Thanks for publishing these HGP vids early! Up early here in tx

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Don’t let the “Long Island come out of him”🤣he might stand up, and slap you over a joke

[@tricoastalelite]

would rather watch Amir’s AMPM commercials than this this this video podcast of sorts

[@dedicatedsleuth]

The OOSE is OOSE! It's time to finally vair to end Geoff's weekly tyranny over our eyes and ears. Do I have Omicron B or am I just sick to my stomach because this pod is thriving? 5 stars from me

[@Hossyboy420]

Billy is a gem every time

[@Skiloose]

I feel like the next logical setup for this joke is to have a new guest on who’s never heard the show, ask them if they know what bond of the week is, and then sing “you must know bond of the week” or some shit. Who cares.

[@Brett.A]

Marika is the only thing holding Headgum together. Why are you icing her out?

[@Thickolas]

She can't do the LA studio because she's hibernating in... I wanna say, Queens?

[@michelphilippe193]

"This is the Jam" song should be played all the time.

[@BScafuri]

Tend to agree.

[@Appreii]

This is incredible

[@HabaneroSpiceRack]

Boggles my mind how after 97 episodes Amir still doesn't understand how to be on a podcast. The poorly timed and interjected "Woah" at 1:18 was like nails on a cheeseboard. love that for once he was called out on it.

[@Fellturtle]

For the 100th episode you should cancel the podcast.

[@captainautobots]

6:56 🎵 You must not know 'bout Reese🎵 13:31 you NEVER stop dating your wife 25:05 ad ends

[@RackieD]

We need Danny to fill the club vibe intros. The Sellmaster masters the club, and the pub

[@sabergun]

Yessss, dude, earnest waves, the curse of high eq or the socially anxious

[@falamble]

Bonds of the week (You must not Know Bout Rees) - 6:26

[@Fauxry]

Not sure about some of these camera shots, I wanna see Geoff AT ALL times

[@StupidBeyondBelief]

Geoff's advocacy for feeld is only matched by his passion for Narragansett

[@runedudez]

Geoff pulling out the review revue deep cut- how about you don't stop dating your wife?

[@dumbassJPG3]

Only Geoff would claim to have trypophobia while wearing crocs covered in holes... what a brave soul

[@andrew-cx2sr]

anyone else absolutely taken back by the size of Geoff's laptop? Am I insane?

[@DeadInTheFace]

No for sure, I think it’s a perspective thing

[@ejoshcoron]

On the 100th episode Geoff should share a clip from his childhood videogame youtube channel

[@kkithefirst8444]

Each episode is a horrible nightmare that doesn't end. See you on the next one!

[@ejoshcoron]

Amir looking like the The Boss himself

[@Angels510]

Bruce Springstein

[@DeadInTheFace]

Bramir Springenfeld

[@sabergun]

Tertiary character - so true, in the always sunny podcast they ended up incorporating her into the show

[@digitony]

i'm diggin the fit geoff

[@Ntk503]

In terms of jakes wrists, how thin are Geoff’s ankles?

[@matiasreba]

I'm sorry, what's wrong with Geoffrey's spindly little legs?

[@andante4904]

Good for Marika for escaping this this this purgatory. Sucks for us though

[@julianstickland4022]

The Crocs!

[@L33tSoulja]

spread libel -- that's the headgum way

[@Wiggles2797]

Awful editing at 42:43 I can only assume Geoff's stiff cagey performance caused issues that could only be fixed in post. Love the pairing of Amir and Billy as guests. No-one exposes Geoff's feverish but languished grip on power like this timeless duo. As they wax we forget for a blissful time that Geoff is even presiding over these events; a thin cruel architect with a need to bend others to his designs. I am impressed however that Geoff has a certain cognisance of his own cowardice. He's right, we the audience do notice that his true spiteful self has not reached it's true power in this new setting. Unfortunately with out him I'm afraid the chaos in which we have become so accustom to would cease to be... Each week he is desired yet he is loathed. More songs for the music compilation is pretty great though, nice show 7.5/10 :-)

[@notlukebenson]

Man. Wine for the fraction of the cost? Bargain

[@wafflemaker6590]

his laptop is too big... it disagrees with me

[@CaseySouthern]

The name of Billy's podcast is ironic, seeing as himself and Amir having to carry The Headgum Podcast is No Joke. Boo, Geoff.

[@donotworried]

A good podcast host… I so wanted Geoff to follow with A GREAT PODCAST HOST..

[@WonderlandCrafting07]

we need more marika or else im boycotting

[@rendog444]

Is this an episode of Fuckets?

[@JJ-ic3mf]

Billy, how do your nuts live with your legs crossed like that?

[@ebadkhan7649]

wtf Amir's not even in shorts

[@incognito8227]

Geoff's dangerously thin ankles are the only thing that makes this podcast tolerable :(

[@smokejc]

never thought I'd read 'dangerously thin ankles' in my life but here we are, and correctly so

[@guydude5926]

Really Geoff? Crocs on the pod? I love crocs and wear them everyday! But on you, it’s blinding. Cancel this pod.

[@SonsaKay]

Meh.

[@LilGreenManWhoSits]

please don't put your croc thankles in our faces like this