Nobody Does It Sweater - The Headgum Podcast - 96

Comedian Sally Darr Griffin (TikTok) joins Amir, Johnny, and Geoff for the first in-studio episode in LA and to discuss Fred Durst, TikTok sounds, and knitwear!
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[@leoschuehle1170]

Johnny absolutely killing the game. Talk about a GOAT segment. Geoff is fired for this I think

[@Thickolas]

Honestly we're a month away from pivoting to "The Johnny and Marika Hour"

[@flamingsketches]

@@Thickolas Treason!

[@takatotakasui8307]

​@@Thickolas Absolutely glice

[@incog.nyto.]

Johnny with his smaller laptop looks like a picture of Geoff you'd run a bunch of times through a content aware filter

[@agneseditsstuff]

yes XD

[@graythomaslewis]

I feel a primal fear for the guests knowing that this absolute gremlin can invade their personal space at will. It felt good to finally feel something again 5/5.

[@Wiggles2797]

An unbelievable and honestly undeserved increase in production value. I also have no idea how Geoff managed to swindle a star like Sally Darr into appearing on this .. this absolute sham but congratulations on riding her coat-tails for an episode at least. Johnny is a mini Geoff in his own devious way, only Johnny's ethically questionable practices actually lead to tangible results. He gives us a glimpse into what it would be like if Geoff were truly wise. Great segment thanks Johnny

[@SallyDarrGriffin]

this sally darr chick seems very hot and talented? good for her honestly

[@brobincrux5714]

I didn’t notice at first but honestly she is talented

[@chabaryanhotmailcom]

The sexual tension between Johnny and Sally is making me very comfortable

[@andante4904]

Johnny absolutely killed it this episode. See when you actually take your time to prepare a segment. Bigger Johnny could never

[@Tobiasberger]

Johnys segment was the best segment ever

[@laurastall4419]

I feel like it’s time to hand the reigns of this show to Johnny. His brand of chaos is unlike anything else.

[@dominiquebautista3769]

That “I’m happy” during the Better Help ad read was a cry for help if I ever heard one

[@incog.nyto.]

I love how Amir has 2 Gansetts for some reason. He's really hoarding that that that that that that that STUFF quite frankly

[@agneseditsstuff]

naturally

[@mbnasir6]

One of the best episodes of the podcast, Amir on absolute fire in the first half whilst Sally had no clue that it was all a bit. Then Johnny coming in with another all time classic segment.

[@ravenkliff]

based on his reactions I feel it's entirely possible Geoff turned Amir's cans WAY louder than everyone else's as an act of petty insurrection against Amir's image in the Headgum canon

[@alexmukherjee6673]

You know the book "How to win friends and influence people?" Johnny's sales pitches are the opposite of that.

[@luketgodden]

Watching this show is my burden to bear, my retribution for the totality of my sins. It permeates my subconsciousness with a grim feeling of dread and despair with little to no hope of redemption. Will recommend to friends and family.

[@sinn1sl0ken]

Love that even in the room, unable to check emails, Amir's still sort of capable of... drifting away for the last 20 minutes. Kind of thinking he might have had a PA broadcasting a screen of his Twitter feed behind the camera.

[@captainautobots]

Playlist: 17:01 "You Must Not Know 'Bout Gi" 36:38 "Toodle Time" 40:51 "Nobody Does it Sweater" 43:53 "Work" 47:12 "I Need A Sweater"

[@mksybr]

Ghee is spelt wrong

[@lukegaines2452]

The song in this episode was so much more awkward in person than I ever could have imagined. 10/10

[@robpa3169]

Amir's legs were the only thing that got me through this godless abomination of a podcast. Not at all noodly rubberbands like his father's.

[@AFAM900]

The Doc's legs

[@Ian-nn1fn]

Doron?

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

Johnny is absolute poison to Amir in this episode…. And I’m loving it!!

[@KevinwithaK_]

"Work" was actually hype af...

[@Devosimms]

The "you must not know about guy" nearly killed me. Incredible segue

[@Devosimms]

🦇

[@sforce1412]

Blue eyes. Full beard. Can’t get any Durst than this

[@phunkybarbie]

Geoff looks like he wanted to go as Johnny for Halloween and his parents forgot and just threw something together last minute. Overall one of his better looks.

[@issacadams9519]

@32:11 greatest bit of the century on a podcast or otherwise. This is why Amir just is..

[@GameParalysis]

youre a life saver with this time stamp

[@Sunroc]

Marika still hasn't responded to the hard hitting question, why is she going to glamp in France at a race that translates to The Men? Who are they?

[@Ian-nn1fn]

Marika wants to see some real non-Geoff men. Totally understandable to be fair.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

@@Ian-nn1fn pretty good

[@ScubaSteve771]

Favorite episode so far! Great job Johnny!

[@TheHighRoadToVictory]

Yes! johnny with another homerun segment

[@Ian-nn1fn]

That was such a kiki thing to do of him.

[@staher1990]

JOHNNY killed it! Hahaha what a great suprise contract signing bit 🤣😆😁

[@noel1735]

"You're old and your hip hurts" is one of the funniest burns I've heard in a while.

[@keelansiemens6537]

Johnny killed it this ep! Amir since you want legwear feedback I feel like an episode in capris is worth a try, less bare skin but all the cankle you could ever want

[@GowenID]

I didn't watch this podcast, but then I did, and now I watch it all the time.

[@hrhaakash]

Whenever Johnny has a segment it kills... have him on more often!

[@Appreii]

I almost forgot Amir is the original Geoff. Really shows on this one.

[@HalzyonMC]

oh man the studio looks great, made this one even more fun to watch!

[@samuelmaki1784]

This night terror somehow turned into an actually good podcast during Johnny’s segment. 7/8

[@just4commentsable]

Just peeped the ganssett I'm chuckling and chortling

[@Thickolas]

Geoff is what you get when you take Johnny and convert all his talent and drive into additional mass

[@nutmaster652]

Johnny’s music is way too good to be the punchline of a joke lol

[@ebadkhan7649]

Johnny wins this episode. Nay, this podcast. He came with a segment better than every Geoffordy combined.

[@SomethingInterest]

Ugh, another episode?

[@incog.nyto.]

I'll watch it but not out of love

[@chasehlee7197]

Toodle time sounds like a cute way of saying that it’s time to leave.

[@ejoshcoron]

When are you guys gonna make more funny office videos?

[@juliagrudges1755]

i listen to this podcast before i go to sleep and i sleep not well now just know that i think that is your fault geoffery james

[@DeadInTheFace]

Amir’s thighs are cancelled for just being so close to a woman, of any age.

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Oh no…

[@paulwilber954]

Of course amir dies at the reimbeerse joke lmao

[@Jordan-fi5on]

Amir’s legs are looking jacked 💪

[@jtsizzle6918]

This is the best episode yet, and not in a good way.

[@jackfarley9730]

Johnny and Geoff really switched vibes towards the end there lol

[@TestTubeGirl]

"Music in this video" "Let's Get It Started (Spike Mix)" The hell is Spike Mix??

[@koziol552]

The manic energy and exposed thighs only proved to sour my mood and heighten my already overwhelming anxiety.

[@julieburnsTY]

this is the guest that finally made me watch this podcast

[@anubislee36]

Sally Darr clearly crushin' on Amir. Which makes sense because he's definitely an AmirTrap of himself

[@Lmm177]

We love sally darr !!!!!

[@anthony7960]

This episode made me fear. 10/10

[@Bendoverstoke]

Johnny GOATed

[@agneseditsstuff]

Johnny! You're a king for this. Short king more specifically

[@wowzers1237____]

Sally, don't even worry about it. All of these contracts are null and LLOYD.

[@noahking6539]

Love 13:37 Amir and avital joke

[@noahking6539]

16:00 Geoff starts setting up the ghee song

[@noahking6539]

32:00 Amir song and Geoff destroying ears

[@theopenmouth9695]

Love geoffs hair.

[@dprender97]

Nice hat for the ad read.

[@adamcharming]

I've never seen a degustation of contracts before, truely great

[@Ntk503]

Amir next time think zaddy jorts for our viewing experience. Otherwise least toxic episode to date. Must be hard to pick on someone who is much larger than Jew in person

[@beno1129]

Geoff's hair is lush of sorts.

[@CollinRapp33]

And it’s so long that it’s practically a brush for jorts!!

[@alecwingfield7934]

Unrelated and tbh kinda random but I absolutely feel a mysterious urge to devour a pint of some sweet Narragansett lager right now

[@jofosho2762]

I fully and completely thought Sally Darr Griffin and Avital Ash were the same person and it's only now, on my fourth rewatch of the show in 4 weeks, that I understand they are, in fact, separate individuals. Peace to all.

[@jpsheridan95]

just noticed the fucking gansetts lmao

[@ejoshcoron]

You should show HGP memes on that LCD screen

[@kevinowens2838]

I just want to be Johnnys friend!

[@skalty9868]

The buggirl200 shoutout? Legendary

[@dedicatedsleuth]

More like NarraGAMSett with Amir's legs on full view. The camera placement was more than favorable and if this show were in the market to traumatize its guests further, I would recommend a uniform of no less than jorts

[@thehammurabichode7994]

How about we all just stop watching and start reading Darby's comments instead? Is that fair?

[@dedicatedsleuth]

@@thehammurabichode7994 Unfortunately I'm in a a a a a a toxic love hate relationship with the twee fuck! He's my poisonous muse!

[@spencer6106]

congrats on the great ep Johnny! Geoff take the hint and hand over the keys. your time has passed, be gone 10/10

[@jacksonmississippiisdefmyname]

Geoff is handsome. I never noticed on the zoom eps

[@natty3696]

love how much they interrupt her its fun to be a woman

[@kaizersoze1950]

Amirs legs!! That nigga gonna kick someone to the moon!

[@1Pjimmi1]

Oh god here we go again

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Mesmerizing profile picture

[@1Pjimmi1]

@@thehammurabichode7994 mesmerizing username sir

[@micahbutonline]

So what is this? A podcast?

[@BMDNERD]

Did Geoff almost cry during the ad read?

[@ravenkliff]

He was beefing

[@GregTurismo]

What is this? I'll comment later when I watch more than part of the Mailcimp ad.

[@quinnsbtube]

SALLY

[@markmcmillan4233]

48:14

[@agneseditsstuff]

Those GAMS tho Amir, right? RIght? Hello

[@emlyons]

Yeah, I was looking at Amir's gams, yeah. I was. Honestly? I took a gander or two at his gams-der. Or shoe. As in, shoes on the feet on his legs. Op Ka Bump Fa Solid

[@beempboomp]

Johnny is kind of a national treasure. Adds so much to the show! Great work! Unsubscribed.

[@kevinowens2838]

Does Amir have leg hair?

[@evyverschaeve9742]

Shorts looking pretty short there pall. Maybe consider some jants next time.

[@MsPhelpsphan97]

geoff take sally darr on a date challenge

[@Nofro__]

The first good episode. Mostly cuz them shorts Amir

[@JimMcBitchin]

Gotta go shorter on the shorts

[@leviwardrobe3328]

The "too loud" bit genuinely wore me down and made me more and more pissed off as the episode went on. For the first time in my life, I sympathized with Amir. The first actually not terrible episode in a long time with decent content and vibe and he ruins it. Geoff should have never been.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

"For the first time in my life, I sympathized with Amir."

[@edgarspavlovics3540]

old logo on mic's alert

[@brett9721]

Honestly Amirs shorts were uncomfortably long.

[@mikeangelo94]

I was thinking about Amir's bare legs earlier in the episode and then he mentioned it. So yeah it was noticeable.

[@Haboo65]

Hey guys stop selling ads it really hurts my immersion

[@PJonston]

Amir is no

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Jew or otherwise

[@becomingachristian]

How come we never see Reilly anymore? Is she just off doing her own thing?

[@laff2024]

no one should need a reason why they don't come on this show

[@xbc2000_]

She does Review Revue which is on HG - but never seems to come on the Headgum Podcast for some reason

[@incog.nyto.]

@@xbc2000_ I think this show is reason enough to never come on this show

[@cherryslat5702]

@@xbc2000_ She was in the Audit part 3

[@CollinRapp33]

In Reilly & Geoff’s Patreon Q&As, she says she’d like to be on more but she’s rarely free on the days they tend to record. Geoff talked about trying to record at a different time at some point to try to get her on again.

[@Tmonkey18]

Johnny should be the host lol

[@JamScamly]

I can feel the built-in reaction-mechanisms of basic human respect & decency in response to proximity & eye-2-eye contact kicking in for Geoffrey here, and i'd like to take a moment to dissuade you, Geoffrey, from letting those impulses get the better of you. We want you to let the dark & indecent impulses get the _worst_ of you, Geoffrey. Just really get Nasty with it. If you can't look into a person's pupils & shovel wretchedness right into their gaping mouth, then I don't know what we're even _doing_ here!

[@jpsheridan95]

didn't notice the bare legs until mentioned, honestly you could go shorter, in fact, you should