Dating inside a vault be like

[@KingBoxer119]

"While we was putting on Trojans, we were getting Trojan horsed!" 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@sidsanchez9442]

That's gotta be the best line ever

[@italianbasegard]

I’m guessing he came up with this line then HAD to find a way to make a scene about it 😂

[@winterbeat13]

Funniest fucking original line I've heard in a very long time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chiefavagef0x837]

Best like I cinematic history, hands down!

[@chiefavagef0x837]

​@@italianbasegardit's 50/50 depends on the artist, 80-90% of my best lines are situational and happen in the heat of the moment every so often tho when I'm a bit bored or not doing 20 things at one time, I random start thinking of a scenario that'd likely be KZbin gold......... Now only if I had a stable life, I might be able to put this brain of mine into some actual worth while art.. who am I kidding that'll never happen I'm destined to live in chaos 😅

[@NobodyM.D]

"She shanked me, man... she shanked me! Damn that's hot..." -Endurance 10 Vault Dweller.

[@jacki3_lant3rn]

Idk why he ran she's clearly wife material

[@darkanayer5867]

​@@jacki3_lant3rngotta give the wife some entertainment, it's not the same without a hunt

[@hulksmash3429]

​@@jacki3_lant3rn "I can fix her"

[@NobodyM.D]

@@hulksmash3429 "she doesn't need to be fixed"

[@yurinoworry]

@@NobodyM.Dnot “I can fix her” but “she can ruin me”

[@jacksonsmackson5871]

“Hey, any ladies in vault 108?” “Gary?”

[@NotImportant791]

" *GARRRY* "

[@Skull.man00]

" GAAARRRYYYYYY !!!! "

[@SymbioteMullet]

Garlene!

[@Actually_nobody_ever]

“We must save my faaaamilyyyyy… AAHHHHHHHHH”

[@DarnedYankee]

Yooohooo G A R Y!!!

[@purpleskittles4227]

Other vault must of been canibals, they wanted yo meat.

[@BrotatoeGod]

They were craving a fun-sized sausage

[@SimBol1216]

like Butcher Pete?

[@Echs_D33]

That or addicts with a secret chem stash hidden in the walls.

[@_I__I_ERROR_I__I_]

Literally...

[@PestilencePacer]

@@SimBol1216he starts chopping and doesn’t know when to stop

[@jacobgentile3351]

Man literally predicted the show

[@marvdatboi]

Show dropped around the same time

[@MiosPanties]

Less predicted and more copied

[@klostrix]

@@MiosPanties this short was made april 6th bud

[@jacobgentile3351]

@@MiosPanties Short dropped 4/6/24 Show dropped 4/11/24 Even if he went to the premier in Hollywood he still beat that by 3 days

[@JoJoRogain]

​@@jacobgentile3351 props

[@Ephemeral_Sins]

That female NPC raider line at the end was perfect

[@parisbtw5779]

I’d turn back she got me with that

[@goddamnit]

Who's your profile pic?

[@Ephemeral_Sins]

@@goddamnit Maria from Silent Hill 2. PlayStation 2 version of course.

[@goddamnit]

@@Ephemeral_Sins thanks, and damn, can't believe I missed that because Promise is one of my fav songs xd

[@NeoZeroZero]

Lmao

[@ProjectCodenameLupus]

I didn't see this this beforehand, but as soon as the vault doors opened they had raider vibes, and then the Dad says how their overseer died, and I was, oh they're totally raiders.

[@NoOnesLikeMe]

Same, Although I was surprised that everything went to hell so quickly.

[@eliasengler5730]

I thought they were either Raiders or cannibals. Though to be fair, both probably go in the same category.

[@yourneighborhoodxenos]

Yeah, Moldaver had Villain vibes from the get go, and I didn't not notice them 💀 loved it all, though

[@diamondly6250]

its dumb because the dad should have known. he would have known the overseer for before the bombs dropped

[@grind-hardtrashbaggang7083]

@@NoOnesLikeMehonestly I was surprised they managed to hold it together for so long lmao you could tell obviously something wasn’t right, I wasn’t expecting raiders I thought maybe Vault 32 ran out of resources and the ones left were cannibals. Fucking crazy way to start the show and I loved it 😂

[@ulysses11]

You just know that this is exactly what Vault Tec wanted.

[@gagewesterhouse9558]

Remember, Vault Dweller; stay safe! Keep it in the family!

[@PyrrhicPax]

"What are you doing Step-Vault Dweller?"

[@edwxx20001]

@@PyrrhicPax step-vault dweller is the MC from fallout 3 right? only adopted into the vault.

[@danieljames1868]

"Messing around with your cousin is well and good for kids, but it’s not a long-term sustainable sexual practice." -amazon's fallout show

[@sagehanson190]

Using that garage door as a vault wall was genius. Had me totally sold for a minute.

[@ct_devoid]

Holy shit.... alright have to admit I didn't notice. 😅

[@testfire3000]

Agreed, that was a good one!

[@IR123]

I didn't even pay attention until you said somethin

[@thestateofdelaware8057]

How did bro perfectly predicted episode one?!

[@Undivided-X]

He had seen the episode in an early viewing the week before, some of the creators who do Fallout stuff got invited.

[@BeefNuggetStew]

Nope ​@@Undivided-X

[@Undivided-X]

@@BeefNuggetStew How are you so confidently wrong?

[@TemerRarious]

dude you capture the slightly existential hilarious essence of tthe game. i hope you are a consultant on f5

[@pedrohenrique-hb9sy]

Bro accidentally guessed the plot of the show 💀 Edit: Bros be going crazy on the comments

[@thatonesaxophoneguy]

He must be a cast member or something.

[@Vaultyculty]

He was one of many creators invited to the release party about a week before it was released they showed them the first episode

[@codyreber8370]

Sometimes Bethesda and productions reach out to people like this to promote the show before it comes out. I work in the film industry BTW.

[@notkivic7060]

​@@Vaultyculty the first 2 episodes.

[@yossarian00]

it is a shitty plot anyway.

[@jonstel5941]

Bro went to vault 3

[@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx]

He means 33 I think

[@a_jerk]

No, he means vault 3.

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

​@@a_jerkthat the junkies vault?

[@buschfan0818]

​@@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx No I think he meant 3, because of the large amount of raiders you have to fight to reach it in the SVR (South Vegas ruins)

[@WiddlPeppuwu-sx3rx]

@buschfan0818 I know I was joking. I literally had watched this right after watching episode 1 of the show and it's basically the same exact story so I was joking

[@Nyxcha]

charisma 1 (failed to seduce the raider) endurance 10 luck 10

[@ethanknipe1645]

At least she wasn’t saying Gary!

[@notnaiagoaway]

Hahaaaa... Gaaaaryyyyy!

[@DarnedYankee]

Gary?

[@DarnedYankee]

Gary?

[@ThatGuyOrby]

*GAAAAARY*

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Gary . . .

[@jakobxr]

I wish fallout shelter had a family tree menu. My vault is unintentionally filled with incest love triangles, everytime I return to the game after months I forget whose related to who

[@thanhannguyen5609]

That's why I named my vault dwellers by a family name of the husband and the prder of generation. Didn't stop me putting siblings together tho😂

[@SixshotRevan]

I actually made an excel spreadsheet to keep track of the family trees. I micro-managed that vault population to perfection.

[@malteschaper3782]

I only noticed when the refused to...dance...

[@KalicoKal]

@@malteschaper3782 oh...oh damn we really are no better than the overseers in lore

[@Castellan1122]

​@@KalicoKal I mean we are running a eugenics vault for homeless people and clones of famous wastelanders

[@miklogaming7355]

Bro predicted the whole first episode 😂

[@craigwck7626]

150 years later... "Gary......"

[@danielomar9712]

Would

[@nathanmendoza4046]

You

[@nfsdriftmonkey1124]

Do

[@KeisterBits]

It

[@Stx_cowboy]

After watching the first episode of fallout it feels like he was leaking info to us

[@Thecheeseman420]

This is actually how the fallout show starts I think

[@Red71490]

I went through this scenario like 100 times in my head while playing Fallout 3 the vault system just made no sense to me

[@ihatethisuser1]

Well they are supposed to open up after some time but most overseers get caught up in the power or its a experiments vault

[@iceman7157]

There's more than one vault, they don't all operate the same way. And you could totally make it work for a couple hundred years. It's not like there's only 8 people in a vault.

[@barricusbear6769]

The games never displayed the populations enough due to hardware limitations. There were typically 100-500 dwellers at the beginning, so plenty of opportunities for proper breeding routines.

[@michaelmccarthy579]

​@@ihatethisuser1One of the vaults was an experiment to test the effects of long term radiation exposure. They left the vault door slightly open and radiation seaped in. I believe the vault is in fallout 4. There's tons of feral ghouls inside.

[@TheSoapsBeenDropped]

Most vaults were just fucked up experiments only a handful were actually ment house people safely I mean there a vault o forgot the number they literally put 1 guy with a box of puppets 😂😂

[@Terelltoosaucy]

That main plot of the show Ep 1

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Never found a box of condoms in a vault, but there are lots of stairs.

[@TaxEvader420]

This is basically how the TV show starts lmao

[@MetalxMasters]

Needed that laugh. Going through a lot of shit right now and your videos make me realize there are a lot of people out there who have the same sense of humor and play the same games as me. 😂

[@unknownerror7476]

Bro just spoiled episode one of the show

[@jaguarcreed4463]

Dog could you imagine? 😂😂

[@PeppermintNightmare]

​@@jaguarcreed4463 The reason people started leaving the vaults in the first place; sick of inbreeding

[@TheTyberZann]

Can't spoil, what I'm never gonna watch.

[@zlandonlypro4472]

bro really did!!!!!!

[@galil5565]

This is an actual thing in the show

[@JoinOrDieGaming]

Literally the vault in the show

[@Popsculpture]

Wow! You totally summarized the first episode of the Amazon series quite succinctly, and 5 days early.

[@lucasvail683]

And that’s the story of vault 3

[@Naiwal]

They we’re definitely fiending

[@hoagie911]

@@Naiwal terrible, I love it

[@irishstew9951]

" she shanked me " average day on fallout 😂

[@Jesus-jq5zw]

Imagine finding a vault hoping to find A class ladies and all you find is a box full of puppets

[@connorbrink7053]

The fallout 4 raider dialouge it got me.😅😂

[@YoloRT7]

No fucking way this came out before the show Edit: a fucking work week before the show came out bro posted this he’s a fallout oracle

[@der8471]

Bro predicted the first epidode of the show

[@edenstice4921]

I think he was at the premier

[@codiwawi911]

​@@edenstice4921nope

[@waltuhputurdaway]

​​@@codiwawi911he got invited to see it earlier before the show came out

[@kumaradio5414]

Nice Resevoir Dogs reference

[@archanoidtrends3589]

Bro predicted the first episode of the fallout show.

[@eloraandkhan3288]

this has to be one of the best shorts yet from this channel lmao

[@FEURGALA]

Literally just the first episode of the show lmao

[@IbarakiPlays]

The fact that i know exactly which vaults these are in reference too 😂

[@michealarwood7488]

Bro predicted the fallout show

[@DanielStudios420]

HE PREDICTED THE FALLOUT SHOW

[@kozzie6356]

Ive barely seen the first episode and god damn how spot on can you be

[@ryuzakikun96]

It's the plot of the first episode of the fallout TV series lol

[@bradleybrewster5615]

Inspiring the pilot of the fallout tv show is CRAZY

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Slow

[@ioncamin5]

if this is before episode 1 this man is a prophet

[@enbybeanie666]

The show aired in april 10th, this video is from april 6th We got a new prophet in the area

[@privateinformation9384]

“I’m getting tired of sleeping with my cousin” Image being his neighbor and overhearing that 😳 😂

[@dragontalon9158]

Man, you're a damn fortune teller!

[@vnecksperry]

"SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR, WE GOTTA FATHER!! -Raider

[@Alcatonic]

Just go to vault 68. There's plenty over there.

[@zackfury9796]

Fallout S1 E1 be like:

[@soggytangent]

Wow you really nailed the beggining of the fallout show

[@emilleostokes7721]

Bro really guessed the entire first episode

[@foxboiunknown320]

Bro got exited when he heard "im gonna eat your ass" fr we only think with 1 head at a time

[@ruffleraveninc3602]

I better here “While we was puttin on Trojans we was getting Trojan horsed” as an npc line in Fallout 5.

[@DaemonWolf.]

"We was gettin trojan horsed." Right after junk jet fires a giddyup buttercup at his head.

[@Donkie76]

Mf guessed the plot of the fallout show

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Wasn't a guess, he already saw it before

[@Donkie76]

​@@waltuhputurdawayno the show released the 12th this was made on the 6th

[@waltuhputurdaway]

@@Donkie76 yeah I know, some popular fallout content creators like this guy got to see the entirety of the first episode, they were invited to see it early

[@Donkie76]

Oh I knew some people gor to see it early I didn't know he was though

[@bayleemaclaren]

“Do you like the sight of your own blaaaad” -raider

[@UnYeeteed]

Bro prodicted the first part of the fallout tv show

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Bro thinks they don't give previews

[@UnYeeteed]

@@waltuhputurdaway mf the previews didnt show this part 💀

[@waltuhputurdaway]

@@UnYeeteed not talking about trailers, they invite some famous people to watch the first episode of fallout early

[@timhorton8085]

He even got the exact stabbing correct! Shit is hilarious

[@ryderlwhiteout3267]

Bro guessed the events of the tv show

[@sethfischer7368]

Lucy got passed around 😂 omg😂😂

[@DrHardlyKummsz]

This is essentially the pilot episode for the fallout series 😭😭😭

[@DownWithPlankers101]

Christ, you literally called it. 🤣

[@deviouskris3012]

Wait until he reaches out to vault 68 to broaden his horizons.

[@rustyshackleford6906]

"lets reach out to other vaults" "GARY" "you know what, never mind"

[@Thefogiscoming109]

This is like how episode one of the fallout series happened.

[@maskoncr00ked]

The lore deepens.

[@explorinjenkins349]

That moment, you realize you were a control vault.

[@jeffreylove6415]

I love your videossss always HILARIOUS ❤❤❤

[@ehodges11]

this guy perfectly correctly guessed the beginning of the Fallout TV show

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Maybe because he watched the preview smooth brain

[@ehodges11]

@@waltuhputurdaway are you a dick because it’s the only way you can forget that you’re completely rejected by the rest of society, or is it just because you’re really upset with your place in the world and you want to make other people feel more upset?

[@aqualitymeme9476]

The events of Vault 3:

[@SSIKBuLLeT]

Well... this is prophetic

[@ranjeezybaby]

The lady raider😂 Straight from the game.

[@fdn1697]

"Worse thing she can do is say no"

[@tazii0966]

Gary!! FOUND YOU GARY!!😂😂

[@menghao737]

Ah yes, Odysseus' second favorite infiltration tactic. The Trojan Whore.

[@mitziMeow2]

Love that you refilled the nuka victory bottle hahaha

[@mattparkent440]

It doesn't show up in the games, but all the control vaults had like 10,000 people in them. They were meant to imitate a small town.

[@CT-4819]

Talk about spoilers for the show lol 😂

[@Honed-]

he didnt even know lol.

[@CT-4819]

@@Honed- I know but he called it so well that’s why I said lol

[@eggyjames393]

It’s fine the shows ass anyway

[@valynazvalkynaz5375]

Seeing this after watching the the new TV show, Makes this so much better

[@sidfreeland]

Bro just predicted the show

[@aliasfakename3159]

Monty was ruggedly handsome & had scars. I knew he was going to be bad but he looked so good 😩😘

[@tatepatrick3095]

I really hope they’ll make some videos for the other factions I’m personally really hoping he does one for the enclave

[@deanharstad5404]

Good old vault 33

[@theradicalginger3060]

Turned into Rembrandt from the warriors She shot me! 😂

[@blindmanzero3766]

Last joke has me down right giddy lol

[@GlytchLyte]

I love it that this skit is in direct relation to the show

[@amoose8439]

Next episode is when he goes back to try again. Worst thing she can say is no bro.

[@badwolf4134]

Pro prediction skills

[@waltuhputurdaway]

Preview

[@christopherbaker-stevens537]

Pov. Your from one of the control vaults

[@wadegames9050]

This, this is one of your best

[@alexanderkracinovich6123]

4 days from this episode to the premiere of the series.

[@anyjen]

When vault 68 makes contact with vault 69

[@zoomzoomer7218]

amazon had to have taken this as inspo lol

[@johnpaton4246]

well that escalated quickly

[@elmo1639]

👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣 glad to see new creative fallout content. This is one of those times where 99% of everyone say's "okay, now we got a show".

[@J.Jonah.Jameson.]

Could be worse, you could have opened up and met a gorgeous sister-of-battle in Enclave power armor.

[@aristotle29]

how is that worse? death by snu-snu!

[@anthonyrhodes9292]

It would have been better if all you hear in the background was "GAAAAARYYYY" lmao

[@justsomeguy6240]

Bro stopped to monologue while running for his life.