Dating Shows Just Keep Getting Creepier (Sexy Beasts)

[@ScottCramer]

Hey guys I was just wondering for no reason at all, how much is your gym membership per month? Just curious.

[@thatoneguydiego3863]

Funniest KZbinr ever

[@penningtonlovesyou]

50 pounds for three months

[@lucyclaire6651]

50 pound free mom

[@first_name_justus1064]

Also it’s free because I’m on the Football team.

[@rachaelfrank1201]

5 dollah hollah

[@mffritzke]

It’s so British that all the women were like “no yea it’s alright - no worries mate” after they got eliminated lmao

[@MaryJane-tp3qd]

I mean does it really matter that much? 😂

[@drenandtarb]

I don't think anyone would really be upset about being eliminated after hearing his jokes.

[@gen_burke1939]

Is being nice a British stereotype? I feel like it isn’t….

[@S_T_fania]

@@gen_burke1939 being nice no it's a Canadian stereotype being Casual is a Aussie stereotype while being POLITE (which isn't the same thing as being nice) is a British stereotype

[@TheBluestflamingos]

@@Shinkajo typically, in dating shows like The Bachelor, everyone wants to get second place. Stay long enough to kickstart a career as an influencer and get those sweet sweet laxative tea sponsorships, then get voted off so you don't have to marry whatever dude they picked to be the Bachelor this season. In this show, I doubt it mattered either way.

[@ethanrhine5944]

The fact she stood him up should probably show him he’s gotta work on his personality a bit, he kept making some really bad jokes so makes sense she stood him up

[@_hawk_sky_asmr_7891]

Yes. It was off putting to say the least, honestly. They were pretty creepy jokes to be saying to someone you just went out with. I would have stood him up, too. Regardless whether he was in the mask or his face were shown. He has creep vibes. It may just be editing and such, but the way they framed it made it seem so creepy

[@duddledeedo]

I'm glad she stood him up. He looked and sounded 13.

[@pissfrog]

U didnt have to go in on scott like that 😳😔

[@xthatwhiteguyx]

It's sad to me that people find personality "off putting." I used to date in a time where people had intelligence, attention spans that lasted longer than 5 minutes, and appreciated irreverent humor. People I have dated could sit with me and discuss nonsense hypotheticals, and laugh our asses off, for hours... Now the typical response to anything is "tf?"

[@monsterhanna6691]

​@xthatwhiteguyx No it's not. If a guy or girl made you feel uncomfortable, or just wanted to sleep with you AFTER you had JUST met them, would you still wanna go out with them? I can understand being socially awkward or shy or whatever, but if you get a bad vibe about someone, chances are it's for a good reason. Obviously, not everybody can do this, but still.

[@pinkyfruitasmr]

"How much is your gym membership?" "Fifty pounds for three months" is what they were saying, and no I didn't hear them say this (I am literally deaf) instead the subtitles on this video eventually figured it out after Scott's video replayed that part like 5 times 😭😭

[@UrSoulsBelong2No1]

Lol, I'm partially deaf as well & I use subtitles for everything I'm watching...saw him being confused over this, it was hilariously ngl hahaha

[@gustavusadolphus2436]

How is a dead person typing a comment? I’m pretty sure you need to be about to see to type…

[@pinkyfruitasmr]

@@gustavusadolphus2436 damn i might be deaf, but i think you blind brother

[@jessonken2863]

@@gustavusadolphus2436 I'm very unsure if this a joke. I'm pretty sure it is, but blind people can also type.

[@UrSoulsBelong2No1]

@@pinkyfruitasmr Damn...got em' back lmao...this made me laugh hard, bawling right now hahaha

[@sierrarose1512]

Why did Matt look like a young Harry Styles in the shot with his hair blowing lol

[@rachelcookie321]

My first first when they showed his real face was that he looked like Harry Styles. It was definitely not what I was expecting him to look like.

[@linasayshush]

Yeah, he looks like Harry Styles when Harry Styles was 16

[@crazysilly2914]

@@linasayshush phuck that guy

[@sophiethee]

I was dying of cringe when the green girl didn't get his (imo) totally inappropriate for having just met joke. The silence where he refuses to explain it cause he knows its gross had me crying. Dude just learn some actual charming jokes! then you wont have this issue!

[@jeanne5922]

I still don't understand the joke 😭

[@TheNonCraftyt]

@@jeanne5922 same lol

[@haybale287]

For real. Any time a man makes a vulgar comment like that to me, I ask them to explain the joke. They never do, because that highlights just how inappropriate they were being, and they get too skittish.

[@dariakwiatkowskowa2039]

i understood it in as when he gets to see her face without make uo he'll give her the last point, so not vulgar at all? Am I missing something?

[@haybale287]

@@dariakwiatkowskowa2039 He is inappropriately saying he wants to have sex with her. And then gets frustrated when she doesn't understand.

[@poralitical]

I knew he must be goodlooking by how confident he was while saying the absolutely worst things you could say on a date. Clearly a man who is used to dating with pretty privilege

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

That very true you could become a great detective

[@lenkagamine4145]

I mean you can tell that because like scott said, dating show. Everyone is gonna be a model or something.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

Yeah, but he looks like a kid and seems immature, I don't know how he can afford to act like that

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@imaginekudryavka9485 I dunno some people are just like jackasses if you look at the incel community its easy to see you dont have to be pretty to be a horrible person though being pretty most certainly doesnt disclude you from still being a horrible person

[@omgitskittyandjaja]

@@lenkagamine4145 but usually incels arent CONFIDENT jackasses. They’re weird creepy sad jackasses

[@foleyas9669]

The thing that surprised me about the dog guy was not that he looked like Max but because he literally looked like a 13 year old.

[@joelmilten]

Same.

[@kraftykactus1028]

He looks like he acts!

[@naptime7053]

Thank you!!!! If I keep thinking he was out passed his bed time!

[@AvaBroadway]

That is not what I expected him to look like judging by his voice

[@salis-salis]

plot twist: they're all furries and don't take off their masks at the end

[@heatherpony]

Woof

[@iamveryconfusedabout]

now that would be a good and wholesome show uwu

[@user-yb7kk8pj7p]

i really think it’s gonna happen because who tf else signs up for this

[@lvbboi9]

@@iamveryconfusedabout you have a very different definition of wholesome than I do

[@cowboyraccoon420]

Im a furry and if I saw someone dressed like that I'd take as offensive and beat the shit outta them

[@SidneyHurcombe]

British man here. Matt said "How much is your gym membership a month?" She replied "£50 for three months" a very boring conversation indeed.

[@holnrew]

That girl that got called too shapely was so far out of his league, my god

[@rosemali3022]

And she knew it too. She was freaking gorgeous. Can almost guarantee her thoughts in that moment were "and this is why I dont typically date men".

[@SoloAdvocate]

@@rosemali3022 Your hate for men is so bad you assume she is bi... lol that is funny. Because men totally don't go for her body type. /s If you are going to assume she swings both ways I am going to assume that lad isn't as straight as he thinks he is... or pretends he is. Maybe he is just really into petite women I guess, but the way he talks doesn't help.

[@mynameiskale8731]

@@SoloAdvocate wtf lol

[@cocolime6496]

@@SoloAdvocate wut.

[@SoloAdvocate]

@@mynameiskale8731 wth

[@danielneal7606]

They should go on a date where they have to run a marathon without any training, and then they respond to the KZbin comments together

[@ScottCramer]

Sounds like a strong marriage in the making

[@stereotype2269]

@@ScottCramer if you're not making videos with your spouse in this day and age you might as well break up smh.

[@luciendelaney8975]

No! You did that and you got hate for it! Why would you wish that on another? Have you forgotten?

[@4savar]

@@luciendelaney8975 T-that's the joke?

[@boboblueblue2]

I’m kinda surprised that he chose the green alien lady when their humour didn’t seem to vibe… but Scott is probably right that it’s just that her monster face was the best looking

[@reptocilicus]

I think Dogman thought she was dumb and he could control her more.

[@nodesire9291]

I'm probably. in the minority but her monster face was the *least* appealing to me. The makeup was all bumpy and not done well. It looked like a creature that would have gotten a contestant eliminated on Face Off. Rachel's looked the nicest to me because it was smooth and well applied.

[@Ray_Vun]

@@nodesire9291 i think her face was the least threatening to him. if you look at the other 2 masks, they come off as very dangerous. the first girl out looked like red skull from marvel. the blue girl's mask also looked very pointy and sharp. green girl was the most friendly looking mask. it's the face of a non threatening alien, and it looked the most human, even with the bumps

[@camelot4318]

They literally had ZERO chemistry…

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

Imagine just seeing that in public

[@CalTheHogNosedBat]

Take it one step further, make it Big Heads: The Dating Show, lol

[@gregthestraw5589]

Big Head Sexy Beasts

[@pigboy4400]

Wanna play air heads

[@jackleslie7391]

The prequel everyone wanted

[@salis-salis]

best comment

[@chaossloth4788]

I can never unsee that

[@Cinderkin]

14:10 Wow that "Shapely" girl is a knockout. What the hell was that guy smoking?

[@kirkbupkis]

Yeah she's gorgeous my jaw literally dropped when he said that lol

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

right?? she literally so pretty i’m glad she didn’t go on another date with him

[@CountessJJ]

Unless they were in body suits which it doesn't look like they were. He knew what her body looked like. Even if he didn't I don't get it. That girl was fat? Wtf is he talking about.

[@toadynamite8141]

Oh the graffiti with a face

[@DParkerNunya]

​@@toadynamite8141 Okay, that's just fuckin rude.

[@coolboyyo654]

i love that they're all still super conventionally attractive despite it "not being about appearance"

[@ragdollrose2687]

Maybe it's just me, but it's still pretty easy to guess people's features under a makeup?! Yes, it's distracting, but they didn't change the jaw shape, the face muscles still move in a typical way of certain face shapes... All that on top of the fact that they're all fairly thin and able-bodied (at least not with a visible disability). I really dislike that ''beauty is more than skin deep'' take that those shows try to push because they fail each time with the usually convential casting.

[@rebeccas2801]

Exactly! There’s some like love is blind which really could utilise the set up. But apparently audiences don’t want to watch normal people

[@elizabethwojcik1620]

It seemed like they really disguised the shape of his face more than the girls faces

[@texamurai]

@@elizabethwojcik1620 Yeah his makeup made his mouth look like that one kid from Stranger Things then his real mouth is almost as wide as the Joker's makeup

[@MintyVoid]

props to the make-up artists tho, i hope they got paid well. Honestly tho the less complicated the appearance, the less subconscious judgement would happen. Like just put paper bags on their heads, or a box, they cast needs to be all equal in terms of looks for this concept to /actually/ work.

[@snail-teeth]

they probably saw The Masked Singer and thought "hey lets do that but its a dating show"

[@owlblocksdavid4955]

I want them to do a show where it's weird but they're all weird. Specifically, they're all Oompa Loompas. Every time one of them is eliminated, the others do a musical number in Oompa Loompa fashion, attacking the person's character. And then, at the end, the person choosing them is stood up, because he stole Fizzy Lifting drinks. That would be beautiful.

[@ObeyCamp]

You can't just turn off the way your brain analyzes shapes and proportions, and that analysis doesn't only apply to actual human faces. These masks absolutely will influence people's decisions about whether they're aware of it or not. There IS such a thing as a cute animal or an ugly animal, and the idea of a cute or ugly mask is exactly as real, and _your brain makes these decisions and adjusts how you feel about that person completely outside of the scope of your perceptions_ . That's what subconscious or unconscious means. The plain, featureless masks of "Mr. Personality" would actually work much better (not perfectly, but better,) if this were truly going to be about personality alone. Edit: I unpaused the video and Scoot said basically the same thing.

[@Mama_Bear524]

I agree. And yes. Scoot did say it. Not laughing AT you for saying Scoot I’m just laughing. It was funny.

[@BrawlYoshi]

Think of it this way: great minds think alike

[@erinmarieee23]

Petition to start calling him Scoot instead of Scott

[@IAteFire]

I dont know, I'm kind of attracted to that demon girl

[@GODSLITTLEMEOWMEOW]

I find all animals look nice but I wouldn't say they are all cute, like Chinese crested dogs there cute because they are ugly, and gorilla I find them elegant

[@ViolentNightshade]

It was painful enough for him to make the “I’ll give you an inch later” joke, but it was even more painful that she didn’t get it 😂

[@pvic6959]

and that he DOUBLED DOWN!! like dude

[@acg6350]

Hey Scott, thank you for adding captions to the dialogues. As a non-native English speaker, they truly help a lot. I couldn't understand a single word of what the contestants were saying.

[@micaelasparrow650]

Can you fall in love with someone not based on their looks? Proceeds to make masks on a scale of not that bad to horrifying.

[@wafflefalafel9442]

I saw an ad for this show at an airport and I swear to god I was having a fever dream because every time I pointed it out to my family the ad ended and they never got to see it.

[@panicathedogpark]

Reminds me of that episode of the twilight zone where William Shatner saw a monster on the plane wing and kept trying to tell everyone, but it always disappeared when anyone else looked out the window You straight up entered the twilight zone 😳

[@nineteenfortyeight]

🤣

[@wafflefalafel9442]

@@panicathedogpark lmfao yes this is exactly it

[@mayacokie4811]

😂😂😂🔥

[@ssageyy]

for anyone wondering, the spanish thing he said was “hello, i’m scott. i have a comically large johnson”

[@cloverisblue]

13:44 o_O yeah i can see that... lmao

[@Natalie-lx4pr]

Im not spanish or anything but he said "yo soy" which im pretty sure is incorrect grammar, which made the ad hilarious for me 🤣

[@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525]

@@Natalie-lx4pr its not incorrect, just redundant

[@Natalie-lx4pr]

@@iwantthekidsbackkaren5525 oh thanks, ive only learnt a bit in school :)

[@orchidsarepretty1422]

@@Natalie-lx4pr it’s no incorrect! It just sounds more native to only say “soy” seeing as “soy” is conjugated to “yo”!

[@aj9530]

I could never be on this show...there'd just be pools and pools of sweat coming out from underneath the mask.

[@gp2671]

14:10 First, Crystal is a completely normal/healthy body weight and is super pretty. Second, I have a feeling Eric is going to have a secret to share to with everyone.

[@chrissy3875]

literallt why would he say that

[@rachelcookie321]

Your time stamp is off. It should be around 12:20

[@yeshuaislord3058]

yea i thought the same exact thing. there was nothing wrong with her at all but i felt he definitely has something to share with everyone i

[@jakemartinez6894]

@@rachelcookie321 Someone else had the same time stamp. The video probably just got edited.

[@doperagu8471]

"shapely?" SHAPELY?! like yeah, that woman was definitely made up of lots of shapes.... But we all know what he meant by that. But also he's wrong? Like she had a BANGIN bod that wasn't "shapely" at all! (at least in the way he meant it) Gross.

[@rosemali3022]

Not to mention they dont makeover their bodies. I think maybe he just knew she was out of his league and did the thing where you reject the other one first to save your manly pride.

[@baby.yogurt]

she wasn't even that "shapely", if that's what he thinks that word means he needs to look at more people bc she was like, pretty thin

[@bec7080]

I mean, she was ACTUALLY shapely. The real meaning of it. And he was a jerk

[@ramensamosa8186]

I'm so confused isn't shapely a compliment

[@rosemali3022]

@@ramensamosa8186 I mean, it depends on context and tone of voice. It can be a compliment, neutral, or an insult. A way to politely say "overweight". Kinda like "big boned". Its in his tone of voice and facial expression. In this case, it was an insult.

[@ScottCramer]

Cómicamente grande.

[@leightonkelly3637]

First reply

[@luke2max]

Beam me up Scotty

[@Jay-nj9ur]

Looks like that Spanish class payed off

[@blurrypencil4523]

Sup my g

[@vomitingforever5392]

No hablo el espagnol

[@rachelcookie321]

I lost it when they just focused on that random guy in the background. That show is too self aware.

[@LoveFreak18]

Idea for Netflix, combine this show with one of those special effects makeup shows and when the guy/girl in the dating show is eliminated, so is the makeup artist. Also change up the makeup each round for a new look every date to keep it fresh.

[@nicolehood373]

“How much is your gym membership a month?” “£50 for 3 months” Scottish Patreon here.

[@prystanski]

bless ur soUL

[@tranquilotl3335]

Hero

[@cease842]

I was looking for this, thanks

[@Alizyran]

I find it so funny that Americans can’t understand any accents from the UK other than basic southern accents

[@kathrynsavage2211]

BLESSSS

[@lucifernazaedi]

I hate it when people say that they don’t care about how someone looks because that’s simply not true. It is human nature to be drawn to things we are attracted to. Does personality play a big part in wanting to be with someone? Absolutely! But does appearance matter to us as well? Yup. Whenever this is mentioned, many seem to think “well then everyone just wants a Hollywood model then!” when the truth is that everyone has different preferences of what they are attracted to. You will be beautiful to some, ugly to others, and neutral to another all because of preferences. (And for an example, if you are in a relationship, chances are you think your partner is one of the hottest things out there)

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

What about blind people though

[@NotMe-ej9yz]

@@user-og7qq5zy8p they're talking in general terms, blind people make up half a percent of the population. There will always be an outlier but it doesn't make the point any less true for the overwhelming majority of people

[@rebeccas2801]

@@user-og7qq5zy8p pretty sure blind people can feel faces and bodies and will still have some level of attraction to that

[@user-og7qq5zy8p]

@@NotMe-ej9yz yeah I was kidding :D

[@elleembee6335]

This is absolutely true. When I was a kid I'd see someone with a partner that was not what you'd traditionally consider as attractive and I didn't get what they saw in them. But as an adult, I absolutely see that there isn't a gap there. They see each other in ways others can't and attraction is absolutely subjective. The man in the video who didn't like that she had curves was gross for saying it like that. He absolutely could have just said he didn't feel a connection, but he decided to be kind of a dick about it. I'm sure plenty of men would have stood in his spot and been delighted. But beauty is subjective. Just don't be an ass if you aren't attracted.

[@Emma-vf7ro]

i think he’s saying “how much is your gym membership per month” and she says “50 pound for 3 months” but i’m honestly not surep

[@katymaefallon]

Yes that’s what I think as well!

[@pizzaforbakefest]

Yeah I heard that right away

[@markt5090]

@@pizzaforbakefest me too. Ive watched so much Mr. Bean and Sherlock that heard it easily.

[@Coltin97]

yup pretty sure they were talking about gym membership cost/ fees

[@theintergalacticsquirrel9539]

Yeah that s right

[@maytuh]

Whenever we see Scott’s little tail it makes him walking off screen or turning around so much funnier

[@RebelinGames]

British translation 10:59 GUy - "How much is your gym membership a month" Girl - "£50 for 3 months"

[@nosferatussister4903]

The show looks like it’s part of a live-action Bojack Horseman

[@uncensored008]

Without all the things that made BoJack great.

[@nosferatussister4903]

@@uncensored008 Bojack Horseman but the CW made the reboot

[@cease842]

EXACTLY what I was thinking

[@marccc3999]

Oh god, they did this show in public!!

[@salis-salis]

a furry convention nearby presumably...? ;)

[@KatherineWilliams-p5w]

i absolutely lost it when he started doing the dog hump

[@Kristine_202]

"How much is your gym membership per month?" "50 pounds for three months." But I'll be honest....It took me like 5 tries. 🤣 PS I'm American, but I used to spend a lot of time in an English pub and I got really used to the accents. Especially when they were drunk. It took years though. LOL

[@packers12to80]

I was so lost

[@lapzidorus1786]

It seems that Matt's looks aged in human years while his voice aged in dog years.

[@astrowolvez]

As a cosplayer I love how amazing the masks and makeup look. Even if some are creepy as hell.

[@astrowolvez]

The american one. This british one is so bad. 😂

[@2yearoldeastercandy935]

I do have to applaud the contestants that were able to sit for hours wearing those masks and makeup

[@cheneethompson5756]

Some of those masks are Halloweenish!

[@rainbowrage1016]

“If I can describe this show in one word-“ Scott: Bad Me: Horrifying

[@kayladaniels9197]

Me: What

[@gaylelangley66]

Me hell

[@gp2671]

Nowadays, American television is basically made up of reboots of old American shows and shows from other places. And sometimes, they do not even bother to say they are taking the shows from other places. Last week, I saw a game show that was a carbon copy of "A League of Their Own", a game show from the U.K. and, previously, Australia.

[@HalfBananaWoman]

Hey, if the whole KZbin thing doesn’t work out, I think Scott has a career in making wacky Netflix dating shows

[@meganchambers8108]

Mr. Personality and the Masked Singer had a baby with Love is Blind watching from the corner.

[@searcyshenanigans2857]

So accurate lol

[@jmsantana1987]

Plus NEXT

[@holtenwidmar2832]

The more you replay it the more it sounds like they're speaking gibberish

[@imBocaaa]

it’s just northern English!! lol

[@ahmirdixon134]

This is literally the Jackbox game "Monster seeking Monster"

[@NovasLitLibrary]

omg true

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

A banger

[@TheAudreypixel]

I was falling asleep with my phone in my hand with this video playing and I accidentally pressed the notification bell right before he said hit that notification bell now I feel like I’m living in a simulation

[@Moonstar79]

Can we appreciate how he painted his face and hands blue for one joke? Scott deserves Strugglefest

[@Suzy24]

I love the costumes, the lizard girl and the blue alien look soo cool.

[@Grapes-nk2vk]

Cringy dating shows always give off the straightest energy.

[@OpaqueVisions47]

This show probably brought out many of the cast's inner furry.

[@pissfrog]

Dog homie was really into it

[@haleyc.3530]

They need a slightly different version of this show where instead sfx makeup artist are each assigned one contestant to try to make into the sexiest beast they can then the guy picks who is the least sexy by looks alone and both they and the makeup artist are sent home and in the end the sexiest beast and makeup artist win

[@susansaphire5983]

The guy said, 'how many pounds is your gym membership per month' 🤣. I'm American, so it took all the audio for em to really get it

[@mr.moviemafia]

I genuinely love seeing every commentary KZbinr reference Bo Burnham’s “Inside”

[@vomitingforever5392]

I haven't seen it. What makes it so good?

[@mr.moviemafia]

@@vomitingforever5392 “Inside” was some of the most vulnerable, topical, darkly comic, genuinely funny, relatable, unexpectedly heartfelt, musically diverse, and poignant 90 minutes I’ve spent watching something in a while. He’s such an incredible comedian/songwriter who somehow perfectly balances being really funny and starkly shocking/dramatic/real. It’s not really even a comedy, because it isn’t afraid to get very existential, dramatic, introspective, depressing, and real. I really recommend “Inside”, it’s an existential masterpiece that you should watch as soon as you can! If not just for the songs, Burnham is a very talented songwriter and he’s able to juggle so many different tones and styles perfectly.

[@blythee.l.1665]

@@mr.moviemafia this is the most accurate and well put description i think ive seen of 'inside' yet, god im so glad its not just me thats in love with this special

[@first_name_justus1064]

I really want him to make a video on “Zach Stone is Gonna be Famous”

[@Undying3001]

@@mr.moviemafia He should watch Bo's earlier work first to get his humor.

[@jamescook5487]

What dude doesn't love "shapley" women? Lol.

[@theabsoluteworst1882]

LITERALLY I was so confused when he said that lol

[@308MiA]

Guys and bi girls alike, who doesnt like shapley girls lol they're awesome

[@melissahourihan2344]

As a “shapely” woman myself, my jaw dropped when he said that like what a SLAP

[@wa4645]

Bruh she's gorgeous and stylish idk what that bland ass dude was thinking

[@honeyheather7813]

Is she even? She's perfectly thin

[@shannonceleste5557]

fun fact: there’s a couple in my town that bar crawl on the reg and bring their pot belly pig with them. We call him Bar Pig.

[@wakerobin9215]

Bar pig 😂 that's so funny

[@dreamerdoes_is_love8986]

I think it at around 11:11 it was “how much is your gym membership per month?” and the answer was “ 50 pounds for three months” but I could still be wrong, it’s hard to hear.

[@floridaboii]

i heard it instantly lmao

[@charlesw7397]

"They should have to go on a date with what they're dressed up as" Scott says right after he sees someone dressed up as a baby..

[@kayladavis9440]

I feel like the show was created by makeup artists wanting a way to show off the range of their skills.

[@cocoawhisker5060]

Dogman has the worst personality on the show and I do not like him

[@KeidBoi]

i feel like im on drugs.

[@KurtisB]

Ohhh, damn! Check mark. Comment about to blow up in 5... 4... 3... 2...

[@inyrui]

@@KurtisB *cue iCarly music*

[@KurtisB]

@@inyrui "I know, you'll see"

[@salis-salis]

me too. i am tho.

[@jaydee5638]

Funny that it hasnt yet

[@murlocholmes4684]

"it's freaking Max Moefoe" made me laugh for the first time in a month. Thank you.

[@JohnnyJoe]

Wonder what they were thinking when they made that program. "Ok, let's make a dating show that shows that looks aren't important, the most important thing is how you are as a person. But we're only casting models, because who the hell wants to meet a person who isn't really damn good looking. We hate ugly people!"

[@Eshtian]

And the best part of it all It's not even hypocritical. It just works.

[@corniferjr3300]

3:18 The fact that Scott used a Joel Haver Clip made my day

[@Meteorite_Shower]

I had to double back on that bit because I was like, 'Wait, was that Joel Haver?! That was Joel Haver!'

[@parley78]

I’m so glad they made a video together, it actually blew my mind.

[@jessiedelahunty6597]

Now I want Scott's commentary on every new episode when it launches on Netflix 😂

[@sethgarcia2927]

When I saw Matt’s face I heard squidward’s voice saying “oh no, he’s hooottt.”

[@tra3h748]

ding ding ding your correct

[@allex_]

LMAO best comment 😂

[@Your_Native_Mothman]

I kinda thought he looked like a 14 year old

[@ramensamosa8186]

@@Your_Native_Mothman Same lol, he looks like a high schooler

[@JohnnyJoe]

I say like a female friend of me once said: "That ``Looks aren't important'' is just something you say to make good looking people think they are interesting as persons and is more than their looks. And not to make them sad when they realize they have no personality and is really fucking boring." There is some truth in that though, I remember when I was younger and when some girls and guys with good looks got tons of girls or guys around them, and very often they were very stiff and boring (and sometimes really stupid) people with zero humor. But they were beautiful and pretty so they got laid anyway. I remember a guy I went to school with who had a porn addiction (that guy had two bookshelves full of porn on dvd and vhs in his room) and openly walked around wearing t-shirts with the names of famous porn movies (the kind that are so infamous that even people who have never see any porn at all knows what kind of movie it is). That dude was also the worst at handling alcohol (the kind of person who got so drunk that he pulled his pants down and pissed through the bus door and threw up from balconies) But he was very good looking so girls thought it was just a bit cute and overlooked what a rotten person he was.

[@havenelliott8604]

I just came here to tell you Scott Cramer thank you for adding the subtitles! I’m hard of hearing and you have no idea how much I appreciate it! I love watching your videos! 😊

[@rollerbirdie]

British English translation lol: “How much is your gym membership a month?” “50 pounds for three months”

[@GeekFilter]

Scott: "This whole time it sounds like they're speaking freaking Klingon or something!" Me: "I don't think he's ever heard Klingon"

[@shaycat13]

I can't wait to watch Sexy Beasts. It's going to be a dumpster fire I can feel it

[@alexgray6700]

Good stuff man you've really honed your craft.

[@WatcherXel]

The part where he refuses to explain the joke was one of the most painful sequences I have ever seen.

[@quelll7143]

I appreciate you using your platform to speak out against Amazing Spider-Man slander, Scott.

[@DeadFawn]

The only reason I'm interested is cause I like makeup and cosplay related things, so I'm curious about the makeup

[@JordanKyle]

Scott: "it sounds like they're speaking klingon, I can't understand a word they're saying..." Also Scott: "this video is sponsored by Babbel!"

[@youcantbeatk7006]

The blue alien girl unironically has the best costume.

[@donniejefferson9554]

An American's translation: Him: "How much is your gym membership for 3 months?" Her: "50 pounds for 3 months." No clue why this question was asked but I think it's what he said

[@reginarodriguez1477]

as someone who’s first language is spanish, some of the grammar physically hurt me, but props to scott for making an effort to learn a new language, it’s more than most people ever do

[@madisonwoods4375]

This, I am not a Spanish speaker but thats how I feel when people learn English, even if they mess it up I'm always super proud of them for attempting..learning a new language after a certain age is hard, it's cool how much effort people put in to do so all the same

[@Fay7666]

For a non-native, his pronunciation isn't all that bad and he gets the whole message through. I give it an 8/10

[@theunreadyone]

Ironically this comment doesn’t have good grammar. The whole thing is a run on sentence. It’s a bit nit-picky and I’m not criticizing the comment I just thought it was funny.

[@RandomDudeThings]

11:38 they are saying "how much is your gym membership a month" then she says "50 pound for 3 mounths"

[@kellibrockett823]

How has no one mentioned Scott's tiny little dino tail?! 🦕 It's so friggin cute 😭

[@SleezyMoves]

i literally jumped when you said you thought he would look like tom from 90 day fiance cause he did pop in my head also!

[@robinvaldez]

I screamed when Scott said he thought that the dog would look like the guy from 90 day fiancé!!! When he said visualize who you think he looks like, that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

[@kraequgold8297]

How much is your gym membership per month, its 50P per month 9:26 your welcome lol.. Also yes its two years later but I just started watching sooooo, Also Im not from across the pound I just understood it lol

[@the.dirt.man.]

🙏

[@IcarusLP]

11:17 "How much is your gym membership per month" "50 pound per 3 month" I didn't see if anyone else did it so I figured I would

[@JayLaw]

Id love to see you try and work out what they are saying in a show called Geordie shore

[@aj7058]

Good Babbel tie in as well if he gets the sponsorship again. Learn a random language for 2 weeks and see if he can understand a show in that language or Geordie shore better.

[@kirkbupkis]

I'm assuming that's the UK equivalent of Jersey Shore? Lol.

[@slimkt]

I don’t know why I’m so offended by that little ‘shapely’ clip, but Crystal was bangin! And that dude looked like anthropomorphized white bread.

[@tabithaanne9296]

It’s “how much is your gym membership a month” and then it’s “50 pound (which is like 50 dollars) for 3 months” which like is a rude question to ask.

[@teauhno9693]

10:45 he says how much is your gym membership per month. She says: 50 pounds for 3 months

[@sirwatzhizface]

The fact that i saved this and a Drew Gooden video in my watch later and decided to watch them both on the same day and they both had a reference to Bo Burnham's Inside at the beginning startles me

[@Moonstar79]

The live action Zootopia made a lot of weird ships canon ey

[@marissabulso6439]

“What is this, like the third or fourth video you’ve watched of mine today and you’re not subscribed yet? What…what are doing?” How did you KNOW 😮 That was so trippy. 😂

[@NaderSharaf1]

Just found this channel yesterday and now im Binge-Warching all of your videos. Hella funny dude ❤️

[@universolaris]

i imagined he looked like robby from victorious so i wasn’t too far off lol

[@SaulGroypman]

I dream each night of a Joel Haver x Scott Cramer collab, y’all are killing it

[@parley78]

IT HAPPENED!!

[@douglasjohn7447]

11:22 this is what they said "How much is your gym membership for a month?" '50 pounds for 3 months'

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

Scott has to see this

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

If you do Scott, remember that in the UK pounds is how they say their currency

[@douglasjohn7447]

@@angrymandanthecommenter good point, hadn't even though of the currency difference, thanks :)

[@happy_bubble7]

Dog boy looked exactly how I thought he'd look. 😅

[@jeffjackson5850]

“If you get eliminated you would have to go on a date as the thing you were dressed up as” Guy in baby costume:

[@omatic_opulis9876]

personally, i'd be more concerned about the woman dressed up as a corpse.