Jez being salty about Comp is hilarious when you think about all the sweat videos he’s done with the Chaperone Headshot Invis loop.
@porphyon11 ай бұрын
fair criticism but you should expect to be banned soon
@Le_Canker11 ай бұрын
Delete this before you get sued for defamation
@Zangetsuv211 ай бұрын
@@Le_Canker I will once Jez also learns he can shoot the Threadlings. XD
@Zaidy_Waidy9 ай бұрын
@@Zangetsuv215:34
@jordanmarshall15836 ай бұрын
I also like his old raid vids
@Ellimanist1511 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for the motivation to do my placement matches in Comp. Thank you Jez for draining my motivation for comp so I don't waste my time.
@CplVelasco11 ай бұрын
"GET THE REEZZZZZ!" Idk why I laughed the most at that 😅
@miguellaroza60011 ай бұрын
I love datto’s comms while Jez was in the bathroom and the other teammate was doing their own thing xD
@jeffblackwood690011 ай бұрын
Seeing how different pvp Jez and gm Jez are is mind boggling
@tatewisener11 ай бұрын
I love their friendship 😂
@Alex-pq2fv11 ай бұрын
Jez's haircut making his eyes pop let's go
@spacegandalf40527 ай бұрын
I love that Jez puts his Twitch in the description when he hasn't been live in 2 years.
@Tftapodcast11 ай бұрын
Yay! More Datto and J…j…I wanna say his name is James? He’s a funny guy. (Love the vids) (Jez) ( I am a fan)
@PapaAwiz11 ай бұрын
Datto making the fake "REZ ME" call took me out. I thought he only did that to Danielle, lol.
@RaiserMorgras11 ай бұрын
This situation was such a roller-coaster, even the game got confused and credited Jez with an SMG kill. 20:10
@leonardosolos491310 ай бұрын
Jez, new content idea. You make full guides for raids/dungeons with your hilarious callouts and Datto’s raid music in the background
@Pharthrax11 ай бұрын
As a diabetic, I’m actually kinda impressed with your verbiage. Insulin resistance is a thing that is possible, hypoglycemia is an actual term, and while developing diabetes would typically result in *hyperglycemia* because your pancreas no longer produces the insulin needed to keep your blood sugar at acceptably low levels, I’m not even mad about it.
@YaBoiiiiNick10 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever agreed MORE with datto than his takes on pvp I love it lmao
@BecauseSnickers11 ай бұрын
Did y'all swap body's I thought Jez loved comp????
@mindofthemuseless11 ай бұрын
You know, I wonder if that's the real 6lack
@aarondethrage11 ай бұрын
In my imagination, it's 6lack and Soulja Boy playing together, because the other person on his team was named "Soulja5ive"
@LetMeCookBro6911 ай бұрын
I feel like at this point this is Datto's channel now 😂😂😂
@flobba69611 ай бұрын
As someone who’s only joined destiny again recently, what the devil is that ship Datto is using?
@13576bard11 ай бұрын
Looks like the ship you get from Crota's End on Master
@Profanity34311 ай бұрын
Jez its midnight go to bed
@ryanturner528611 ай бұрын
Hey anyone know the music from 9:33 ?
@dandremcdoe786511 ай бұрын
Jez laughed it off but the day he plays mains Titan I will get a KZbin channel, make it to 1,000,000 subs, and then delete my channel without a single word spoken to my audience.
@MazteRProductions11 ай бұрын
First?
@ArcturusAlpha6 ай бұрын
delete smgs please or at least add a modifier to make recoil worse for M&K.
@butttpooop410710 ай бұрын
Jez what are your thoughts on Eris the new hive god mommy? I know you have had strong opinions on the caitls and savathuns of the past so I must hear your enlightened thoughts
@ShotterJ11 ай бұрын
We went from monotone jez, to happy jovial jez, to angry scornful jez. Truly the circle of life.
@Viflo11 ай бұрын
On Datto's side we went from Elitist Datto, to Elitist Datto, to Elitist Datto suffering from a massive Burnout. Truly the green mile of the Destiny franchise.
@chayarchy11 ай бұрын
imagine being on a team with JEB and DATTO and LEAVING THE GAME
@skal-tel807711 ай бұрын
Melons saw his two favorite KZbinrs suffering in Comp and that was enough to unlock his Ultra instinct.
@funbor517711 ай бұрын
The worst part about Jez videos is when they end and I have to go rewatch seventeen other Jez videos because now I'm on a Jez kick. This guy's just too funny literally why
@Th3Jez11 ай бұрын
thank you!!!
@Fuer6411 ай бұрын
I can absolutely relate to a Jez binge following everytime I click one of his videos
@Zaidy_Waidy9 ай бұрын
@@Fuer64I like that we all do this
@Immune_yacht23 ай бұрын
@@Th3Jez i think we should be thanking you
@mrsmi1ey11 ай бұрын
Datto making callouts while Jez was afk KILLED ME
@joshuagilmore456511 ай бұрын
Hey Jez, grapple is literally in the game, and can be used for moving fast to support teammates!
@raiden65518 ай бұрын
THANK YOU, I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT YO TYPE THAT
@BoshmaanLive11 ай бұрын
this video is suitable for Halloween, comp is scary as hell
@Resolute.j11 ай бұрын
A Jez video a day keeps the malding away.
@azuliusgaming676011 ай бұрын
Especially today bro, it's so needed
@ImSoSexyYesIAm11 ай бұрын
A Jez a day keeps the Deprso away… so does cheesecake or icecream for breakfast. 👍
@fotis3v48011 ай бұрын
Can it keep the balding away too? Asking for a friend. 😂😂
@emmanuelmorales797611 ай бұрын
A Jez video a day keeps the balding away.
@WardenOfNothing11 ай бұрын
What about molding? Bc I got some mold growing on stuff and I feel like how I haven't watched one of these videos has something to do with it. 😂
@sandals9211 ай бұрын
The Datto raid explanation music killed me
@kingdicer867711 ай бұрын
the editing is sublime ❤
@Mishimatic11 ай бұрын
Jez with the "I just swallowed a fly" expression on the game title cards is immaculate.
@Obahar11 ай бұрын
If it's not Le Monarque, I don't get the bow hate. Other than complaining for the sake of complaining in the moment (which is fair, other guns & celestial fire caught strays this video) A bow holding down a lane is just as dangerous as a sniper, but you're allowed to leave after getting shot once by a bow as opposed to an OHKO with a sniper. Play your range rather than their range. That said, I nearly forgot D2 even had a PvP mode because you stopped uploading videos of it lmao
@augosyx11 ай бұрын
Despite what is currently happening with Bungie right now, Jez never fails to switch a bad day to good with his content.
@SteamFan4211 ай бұрын
Datto did this to you so that you'd want to try Checkmate, which he has been talking up.
@roniinumerals17911 ай бұрын
I love watching your vids Jez. It's been a bit rough week and this really brightened my day.
@djrange11 ай бұрын
Now I know why he wants to get patterns for explosive personality: disruption break, auto loading.
@Toxikitty6911 ай бұрын
"Imagine kind of liking Destiny rn" Yeah, also them worrying about loadouts and mods. You must calm yourself young padawan, it is but only a shotgun measuring contest.
@alphtheor.87911 ай бұрын
Aw c'mon he's carried you through hundreds of grand masters you can give him some COMPensation.
@RychNovsky-ld3hf11 ай бұрын
I'm starting up my third watch through of this video and just wanna say, holy frick this is comedy gold. But also why is Datto such a god tier sniper, and also why is Jez so incredibly handsome? That is all.
@aelawler2711 ай бұрын
Datto FORCED me to make content for my channel (RAGE) - here's your next title Jez
@Slazaryn11 ай бұрын
actually hating bows being really good coz I've always loved them and now they get so much hate :
@Frozenskulltube11 ай бұрын
Shoutout to Melons you are a gamer and we are awaiting your comment so we can flood you with acolades
@mbrx5jk411 ай бұрын
Its so funny how when Datto starts explaining anything to Jez you can tell the Datto explanation music comes on in his head
@Kuzumai11 ай бұрын
23:29 Dattos POV is the best ive ever seen
@melonbread426911 ай бұрын
"Ganyu's big toenail" Most normal genshin player
@Sabre510611 ай бұрын
It's refreshing to hear Datto having the same malds as me. God forbid I have a 1v1 duel with a guy without getting teamshotted, sniped, naded, scorched, void soul'd etc.
@mrsmi1ey11 ай бұрын
I mean... there are other games that are focused more on just gunfights. Destiny has literally never been that game...
@Sabre510611 ай бұрын
@@mrsmi1ey Those games don't have D2's gunplay
@mrsmi1ey11 ай бұрын
@@Sabre5106 yeah... but they are games that focus on shooting above all. since day one, destiny has always been a game about shooting AND space magic. so playing a space magic shooty game while complaining about the space magic is just... odd to me. hopefully checkmate works out for those folks.
@Zaidy_Waidy9 ай бұрын
@@mrsmi1ey Well Destiny has been a thing for 9 years now, and this year is the only time that all the abilities have been a massive problem, so your point is just wrong. Yes, Destiny has been about Space Magic as well as Shooting, but it was always primarily about shooting, now it is primarily about space magic, even in Checkmate abilities are a problem because of how strong they are, Destiny 1 literally had 1 shot grenades and self revive and it still wasn't as bad as it is now, all abilities just do all this extra unnecessary stuff and it is a problem. And as Jez has been showing us, weapons are also apart of the problem, some are completely unbalanced and they can't be countered.
@mrsmi1ey9 ай бұрын
@@Zaidy_Waidy Abilities have been complained about in Destiny PvP literally since the first year my friend. It's why they've been nerfed so hard over the years. If you think one shot nades and melee abilities weren't as bad as things are now, then you must not have played much PvP back then. Sure, you have more ways to spam abilities now than in year's past, but abilities dominating PvP have ALWAYS been a vocal minority "issue" for this game since day 1. And yeah, that's kinda silly when this game has always been about using space magic to murder stuff. If people want to just shoot and not use abilities, there are dozens of other games out for that. Cheers!
@thejpbradley11 ай бұрын
The pearlescent shader Jez puts on everything, I assume as a meme, actually looking really fresh on the Braytech Werewolf.
@lastbluetardis11 ай бұрын
Despite Datto constantly roasting his PVP skills, he holds his own quite well! I loved watching you guys tackle comp together and being salty about the various woes of PVP. Great video!
@ShadowNemesis57511 ай бұрын
Datto shows up to pvp, says he's not that good, hits the sickest shot you've ever seen in your life, and leaves without elaborating, he's just built different lol
@elchoronano11 ай бұрын
He's quite good, especially with the k/d, sometimes he hits some nasty clips and sometimes he wiffs he's super but still pretty good overall
@jeremymartin475511 ай бұрын
Reverb fart bit right off the bat. I’m here for that comedy
@CapKong11 ай бұрын
What the F am i watching? Datto willingly playing PvP and Jez kind of having fun sometimes? What a day
@northlyte11 ай бұрын
The switch up from Datto talking through Jez's loadout, to Jez talking through Datto's loudout I was not prepared for
@jessenoirrouge815011 ай бұрын
They honestly should change Disruption Break so that it applies to kinetic weapons that do Stasis and Strand damage
@doktorsmiles203411 ай бұрын
the good ol datto guide music good feelings
@loganb918511 ай бұрын
I know PvP can suck lol, but this was really entertaining and would love to see more 😃
@pitcaster11 ай бұрын
that super dodge was so good.
@pitcaster11 ай бұрын
melons the fucking warrior
@maxspectere86187 ай бұрын
I use last breath for BASICALLY everything including crucible... It's amazing and I can't believe people are just now realizing! Get one with frenzy and enjoy a top 3 legendary AR
@voidwalker993911 ай бұрын
complaining about bows while using Disruption Break GL + Kinetic + Strand hunter makes your entire opinion invalid and frankly, cringe Yes, I use and I always have used bows., both PVE and PVP. Complain to Bungie about shitting on snipers with nerfs instead of complaining about bows
@AaronGravy10 ай бұрын
I used to be very sweaty in PvP back in OG Destiny and I stopped during early days of D2 and haven't checked it out since.....what Datto said between 3:30 and 3:45.....its The God Father meme for me. "Look how they massacred my boy"
@Melancholiccube11 ай бұрын
Not even 1 second in, and we're off to a beautiful start .... Almost brings a tear to my eye.
@gunslngrxero11 ай бұрын
Comp aint that bad it's the same sweats from checkmate and control they're just extra sweaty. Coms win games tbh, because most people are kinda close in skill and everyones running similar load outs.
@ahmedhassan925610 ай бұрын
@Th3Jez xur is selling your cringe gun. Btw, you don't need it, since you already have an explosive personality already
@jdsings164511 ай бұрын
Ah I just started thinking about jezs vex mythomeme and his whole PvP god times and getting confused about what changes and I love it
@Goose68311 ай бұрын
Classic Destiny 2 players complaining about abilities. Although I do agree delete bows from the game.
@Luteloots11 ай бұрын
I don't agree with Datto, I can't stand Checkmate, but he's 100% right just delete bows from the game.
@jacobjabberwock11 ай бұрын
I'd like to believe this is the PvP video you've been hinting at with Trv and Datto. Makes the title more audacious. Anyways thanks for the banger content, bless 🙏
@timmasters119511 ай бұрын
I had two 35 second unskippable ads in the first ten minutes. Can't keep using vanilla KZbin.
@JetTheReaper11 ай бұрын
MELONS!
@syberghost11 ай бұрын
F for the Destiny community literally catching fire 2.3 seconds after you posted this video for unrelated reasons
@dj_mcfuggernugs50711 ай бұрын
Fun lil tip for Strand, if you jump halfway through your grapple you get GIGA-speed
@jacobhilker772211 ай бұрын
After the rough day yesterday, I needed this
@Dan0w9311 ай бұрын
I am the smg…smash cut to loss had me laughing for like a good couple mins. This is the dopamine hit I needed considering what bungie has been up to these last couple days
@damiankiaczor50411 ай бұрын
wow i totally watched the entire video in the 1 minute it has been out for amazing video great work!!!!
@speedyrogue63111 ай бұрын
Jeb posting this *literally* 5 minutes into the month of November
@YoshiONE2ONE11 ай бұрын
The perfect Halloween upload. Nothing is more fearful than having to play COMP *stock screaming SFX*
@dekkonot11 ай бұрын
Wait a second this video is 30 minutes long?? Jez are you feeling ok?
@CMacC06311 ай бұрын
Whenever Mr. Trv explains something it's always the Raid Guide Music
@GlassChopsticks11 ай бұрын
18:18 wait Jez you're lactose intolerant and had ice cream everyday for years?? Man really told his body to just tolerate it
@TheProfesionalMexican10 ай бұрын
Y’all make me want to play PvP but then I remember I’m solo and the only 2 people I play with also have lives 😂
@scrawnyclownsnatch965611 ай бұрын
15:56 Mellons do tend to be quite legendary. Especially when in pares and on a woman's chest.
@brennancahill656911 ай бұрын
Turn to Christ, He’s coming back. God bless you all!✝️🙏❤️
@ruthlesslistener10 ай бұрын
Note to self: next time I get the itch to try to learn pvp, it's time to bust out the bows
@onlyxenolord749411 ай бұрын
THE LEGEND OF MELONS, otherwise known as onlyfans.
@kellalafaire853411 ай бұрын
Setting up a mobile pharmacy for the amount of people about to get heart problems due to the salt in this video
@kylemccormack17854 ай бұрын
23:54 - Jeb doesn't even realize he killed two people here. Fraaaaaggin.
@drewcifer970111 ай бұрын
the datto call outs while Jez was in the bathroom was fuckin hilarious lol
@lordfarquad881711 ай бұрын
Gotta say Jez hair looking CRISP this video
@CaptainKO129511 ай бұрын
This build is crazy in pvp I’m definitely trying it
@Alckee690411 ай бұрын
Still waiting for Datto’s rage oh yeah he’s a corpo shill now.
@jtrent413711 ай бұрын
2:46 Datto gets it that’s me fr 😭😭😭 my aim is so good my everything else is mid 😢
@mrshutin20889 ай бұрын
That guy was gaming didn’t you know losing is standard these days
@tacoboy221811 ай бұрын
Jez not using grapple consistently to get to lanes first is triggering me
@themutebutton11 ай бұрын
The depression Thomas the Tank Engine music 😭😭😭
@Z3R029111 ай бұрын
saw the gamer tag sherwin killiams, then i got a sherwin williams ad lol
@woopinnn168611 ай бұрын
Datto’s MW2 reference real recognize real fr fr no cap 🫡
@aliatemypuppy864411 ай бұрын
How have the ninjas not gotten you yet for the music?