dave is a virgin

[@Aztrosist]

LORE

[@failedbuilder]

Aztrosist lmao sup assresist

[@andrewe.2464]

Ur mum gay xd

[@Evercreeper]

oh my god, oh my god its my lord *sup athiest* i mean sorry i mean -azloser- I DID IT AGAIN -i mean alzheimer- i give up

[@intheloopsyute]

Aztrosist 666 likes let’s keep it that way

[@mal0561]

Aztrosist who is you

[@st_Luni]

And that's how satina was conceived

[@mohamdalmothana4890]

I do not believe it, I need a full visual representation for.... Science

[@starpentagram]

@@mohamdalmothana4890 Me Too...For The Science

[@justadudenamedjared5795]

dang it, you beat me to it

[@lucavalente6620]

We request further research to expand our knowledge in human/demon relationship.

[@irishboy101gaming2]

Exactly

[@sigmatic__]

"(disclaimer: dave is no longer a virgin)" That's really all it takes huh?

[@abby_hager]

s a t i n a a a

[@gastrooperx8194]

Wolvsee *COUNTRY ROAD,TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG!!! WEST VIRGINIA,MOUNTAIN MOMMA TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROAD*

[@jbcoolerninja]

@@gastrooperx8194 "mountain" momma

[@shrimp4278]

LMAO you wish

[@astrolightingyt4531]

I hate *l I f e*

[@shaggy_thecameraman1409]

Dave: "Yes I'm virgin" Lucia: *I'm gonna do what called a pro gamer move.*

[@KyanPlaysOG]

Y e s

[@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws]

@@KyanPlaysOG bro. Your comment translates to Forks 😂😂😂😂

[@KyanPlaysOG]

@@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws indeed

[@TheSolBlader]

Gamers don't have sex though

[@kaloudis98]

​@@TheSolBladerhow to ruin a joke tutorial:

[@hollys_labyrinth]

Dave is dad material. And yes i mean dad and not “daddy”.

[@leehttucec-9985]

Both are equally as accurate

[@ruthcontreras5088]

O h.

[@animatedfire5433]

@@leehttucec-9985 Agreed. He'd be my type if i was straight.

[@azzzanadra]

@@animatedfire5433 he will make you straight if you know what i mean (insert lenny face)

[@sharkboot]

Honestly Dave is daddy material

[@Apex-vj2ef]

Daves Virginity: *exists* Lucia: *It's free real estate*

[@mang0v4mp]

LMAO I-

[@hellfactory3739]

And this is a bucket of puke... Yes it's my bucket.

[@john9429]

Dear god

[@hellfactory3739]

@@john9429 and there's more!

[@john9429]

No

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Lucia: Wanna *not* be a virgin? Dave: Y E A H.

[@obitosenju3768]

Hahaha

[@dilanlimoncostelos2]

Felix Colgrave rules man

[@pablotn2976]

Momento napa.

[@lilith5847]

*satina spawns*

[@madmouse1016]

Guess even demon queens need birth control

[@hassantalha5734]

Lucia: "Are you a virgin?" Dave: "Sadly, yes- Lucia: "Let's change that"

[@BarryH-d9z]

Ayo

[@piscespuppyXD]

I want more on Dave and Lucia’s relationship to be honest

[@lonebattledroid4474]

Same. It's interesting to wonder why she went for a guy like him/ leave him just as quick. Maybe she wanted a normal life but realized it was hopeless to attempt. Or I'm reading too much into this.

[@T2266]

@@DarkAtHearts it's not Satan in the show but close enough I guess. Though, it's less of a big deal in UA, since the setting is that all kind of fantasy races all live in the America.

[@iamomarcruz]

Yessss

[@God-hr9tm]

*IKR, but I still won’t allow real demons to fuck*

[@Kleebo]

That would definitely be interesting

[@Keyonu]

"Are you *still* a virgin?" Bruh these two have history

[@an0rmalp3rson70]

Ooh shit

[@Artsy_YT]

Or it could mean that shes saying that seeing that dave is an adult man. AND history

[@zimtak6418]

LOL! It does come off that way, but these aren't the regular voice actors from the series, this is an audio clip from the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin. While these two do have history in the series this is not Cannon.

[@blueplasma7534]

This is where it all started

[@skullton3292]

I think this was before that.

[@sorenmine7765]

Dave went from Virgin to Absolute Chad in just one night.

[@tobilol5846]

Chaddest of all Chad's

[@maxewx8084]

True, i mean, he DID bang a giant female satan.

[@ImADeity]

There is only 2 men that fucked the devil. Dave: In the literal sense DoomSlayer: Enough said

[@maxewx8084]

Gaster spitting mad facts over here.

[@ethanl5527]

@@ImADeity You're forgetting the one and only _Helltaker_

[@ordinaryhouserat2912]

Dave: "I'm a virgin" Lucia: " *no your not* "

[@allianyt]

down horrendous go outside please

[@ar07-s9m]

@@allianyt 😵

[@josem588]

@@allianyt but she has big breasts and a big ass 😏😏 like the womans are supposed to look

[@Yargslog]

"finally, im all alone" i said to myself sitting in my bedroom "no your not" said knife guy

[@micahrobbins8353]

​@@Yargslog you can't post that kind of stuff here without some sort of content warning not cool dude

[@phantomruby6633]

“I’m pretty sure I can’t get pregnant.” Lucia Famous last words before disaster

[@TheRealMr.Cheese.]

bruh

[@Bunzieee]

bruh

[@projectwarwick3096]

Im kinda dum can someone explain this one to me?

[@TheNaturalnuke]

@@projectwarwick3096 the two characters have a daughter, and many a pregnancy has happened because ‘I don’t think I could get pregnant today’

[@projectwarwick3096]

@@TheNaturalnuke ty good sir

[@sketep1117]

"are you *still* a virgin" suggests Lucia has known Dave for some ammount of time. How did they meet? Why did the virgin question originally come up? Why is Satan just randomly checking up on a random human? Did Dave go to hell? Did Dave strike a deal with Lucia to be released back into our world in exchange for telling his most embarrassing secret? So many questions. Not enough answers.

[@jedinight235]

No they probs just became those friends who the first person (Dave pretty much) is the normal friend, and the second (Lucia) being the friend who kind of hates the other but sticks around for what ever reason. When Dave said he was a virgin, Lucia probs felt pitty and decided to release Dave's virginity. Why did I write this.

[@5AMUR-41]

They probably ran into eachother at college and become friends to then over time fall in love and have a child together but her not accepting she's actually in a relationship with a mere mortal, she tries to hate Dave

[@squidinkcookie2931]

In an episode, (1 to be exact) it states that it’s Father’s Day and he has to watch Satina. She called him “daddy!” As if that were her father.

[@rileyscherer129]

@@squidinkcookie2931 um... Yeah dude that's the whole point of the show. Satina is half human half demon

[@midnightbat344]

@@jedinight235 yep why did u write this o_o

[@vetrenwillis7541]

Dave: Im a Virgin. Animator: *Im gonna end this mans whole career*

[@JoeMama-pd7nt]

Check desc

[@shazuzrqt7985]

E621 artist: *Its showtime*

[@datdude4528]

Dave couldn't defend his virginity

[@karibucountry1981]

Lucia: “You’re a virgin” Dave: “Yes, I am..” Lucia: “We can fix that”

[@one-iy6kw]

how many people are gonna steal this shit?

[@oddblues1090]

Lucia: You are virgin? Dave: Ye- Also Lucia: Unacceptable After 9 months Satina born

[@legendarydudearoundtheway8712]

Staliony s. 😂😂😂

[@oddblues1090]

@Pkoreth :v sorry, i am learning english.

[@legendarydudearoundtheway8712]

Pkoreth :v 💀💀💀

[@sacram1]

YeA she couldnt just let it be

[@CorporalTailsDude]

@Mistjor yeah, they shit eggs

[@meager992]

And thus, Satina was conceived.

[@crimsonstingray4705]

*claps slowly*

[@drawingobsession7773]

Claps loudly

[@yesimnotcreative6312]

*_claps at a decreasing speeds_*

[@Readund]

Andre Marchand that was savage.

[@twinkletoes413]

Lol

[@bearlyalive9669]

Dave: I'm a virgin Lucia: *Hippity Hoppity, that noodle is now my property*

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

*SKIDDADLE SCODDODLE YOU D*CK IS NOW A NOODLE*

[@JaggedBird]

Fuck the both of ye my side is sore from laughing at this

[@oish6684]

n o o d l e

[@zomboids2100]

@@Da.realslimskeey15 *NFL THEME BLASTS*

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

@@zomboids2100 Lol nice 😂

[@Pink-Computer]

"Disclaimer: Dave is no longer a virgin" I laughed at that for 5 minutes straight

[@FoxyGekkerson]

Dave: "Yes, I'm a virgin…" Lucia: "Mmmyeah…" Dave: "…" Lucia: "Let's fix that."

[@somedude8346]

Unfortuantley im the 69th😔

[@idealzain4l404]

@Davide Fuoco damn

[@aminoshift1158]

I was actually expecting "let's fix that"

[@goodjobmate3774]

Damn son

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Hot.

[@autumnsavage4589]

As satina is being born can we just have Dave as Steve Carell screaming it's happening everybody stay calm from the office

[@robodadinosaur5138]

I-....

[@creepa-botinc.3971]

Yes.

[@animatorireenie8319]

Please yes

[@NUQE249]

YES

[@silverCandyshops]

Y e s ?

[@ibatheinwatermelons8581]

Make more make it a series it’s funny

[@drawdo8253]

Muhammad Reda yep

[@pocketkobold893]

I agree

[@sargentcookie8914]

Preach

[@esgra-ur]

Yes!

[@bumboy8736]

I agree

[@morningstar9849]

I honestly believe with all of my heart that Dave sold his soul to lose his virginity

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Rule 34 Community:* _WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!_

[@fursuitjumpscare]

Watch it, you might encourage somebody.

[@toxicity7263]

People like that don’t need encouragement

[@fursuitjumpscare]

@@toxicity7263 You're right, unfortunately.

[@zurabsiradze7822]

@@fursuitjumpscare *Fortunatly

[@fursuitjumpscare]

@@zurabsiradze7822 I don't see how any part of that is fortunate, but whatever.

[@frenchtoast852]

Congratulations Dave your a virgin! -reads description- DAMMIT DAVE

[@NxVernxual]

French Toast you are not alone cause we all know that he had it with "someone" 😉

[@frenchtoast852]

@@NxVernxual the question is how

[@NxVernxual]

French Toast you can say that he had it in the bed, that's how...

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

He stuck his meat popsicle in that demon bitch's glove compartment.

[@SuperKoalasan]

French Toast *you’re

[@shin_hell1485]

Dave:"Summons Lucia" Lucia: Are you still a virgin? Dave: Yes i am Lucia: -_- 9 months later "Satina has joined the chat'

[@goodjobmate3774]

:O

[@spacedragon4712]

Dave: And that is how I met your mother

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

@@spacedragon4712 satina: that's so cool!

[@AceInDaHole0_0]

*servers left the chat*

[@gepi5667]

Exactly

[@drockman92]

Lucia decided to “help” who she viewed as a pathetic man with his virginity. She just didn’t know she’d get pregnant.

[@JeremyFinch42]

Dave's search history: *Exists.* Lucia: This man has sinned too much to remain a mere virgin.

[@SimonWolfie]

...Mainly because she was like "shit... I'm into that shit too..."

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

Dave’s search history: *DEMON P*RN*

[@JeremyFinch42]

@@Da.realslimskeey15 David searched the anime girl body lasering gif, and Lucia is into that shit.

[@Netseer2000]

He works in IT and he forgot to erases his search history on his computer and to use a VPN. 🤦‍♂️

[@thatoneperson4025]

I would like, but you have 469 likes.

[@ZeroCha0s]

Hah, we all know what happened after that conversation. Edit: Unholy Shit guys, thank you so much for the likees! :D

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

I bet it was one h*ll of a night 😂

[@Deviss6210]

@@Da.realslimskeey15 Did....did you really just censor "Hell."

[@Deviss6210]

@@terranaut1218 *Proceeds to sing this* kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5uzfpadmK5jb5I

[@soup1654]

@@Deviss6210 HAHAHHA OMG

[@nunu9711]

@@Da.realslimskeey15 AHHHH STOP SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

[@reelita]

and that’s how I met your mother!

[@pointlessink6084]

no wonder how he acts with her.

[@zaralapokefan]

Dave: {Stay a virgin or have a baby with the queen of the hell ? .. Hm, I will do what any sane person would do and take option 2}

[@Justin_Joy]

He should just move to virginia.

[@paperlamb5521]

He should move. BACK

[@daniellehilson4282]

Better yet he should move to the Virgin Islands

[@jennyinutil2018]

Do THIS is what I thought was weird about the name Virginia

[@freshplayi5512]

Everyone, OUT NOW !

[@taiosmalls]

😹 this joke was so bad, why am i laughing at it?

[@genkoti]

Lucia: "Are you a virgin?" Dave: "Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?" Lucia: ". . ."

[@thallium-_-games7009]

lucia: hippity hoppity your virginity is now my propety

[@sleepy_studios7422]

9 months later Lucia: Hey there pal here is your kid. Have fun! :D

[@yag8968]

Satina has joined the chat

[@araxshiriau9275]

Lucia: *t a k e i t*

[@kaylynchua9574]

1k whoooo

[@thekoi6096]

*We need the context to why Lucia asked that*

[@SCP--bd8ul]

*_BECAUSE SHE WANTED THAT 30 INCHER_*

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

@@SCP--bd8ul I'd say it was more of a 3 incher but her main reason was to steal his virginity because some people on this planet find it much more fun being a virgin,sooo...

[@lich.possum]

@@Imnotsmg4bob how is it fun to be a virgin?

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

@@lich.possum You're asking the wrong guy

[@youngveggies6558]

@@Imnotsmg4bob No, I don't think he is.

[@333devilmidget8]

my head cannon I just made up: Lucia found Dave looking for the most typical, average human possible, in order to judge if they were ready for the end times, her general disgust of him indicates she thinks we are, and she decides to make him the father of the antichrist, Satina, but felt pity for Dave so gave him a chance to raise Satina to not end existence.

[@wubble5241]

*_[I guess you can say that was one, HELL of a night]_*

[@calcultorium6811]

I hate you for that joke

[@wubble5241]

@@calcultorium6811 you have the right to

[@darklegion3693]

Ah! The puns! It hurts!

[@amyrosadohtf8414]

*HHHA!!*

[@ghetoknight7801]

Leave

[@biggienohacks5340]

Love the art style, reminds me a lot of the early regular show

[@unholylemonz7356]

Nice someone else knows Regular show Edit: you see the hand drawn episode called 12 p.m.

[@biggienohacks5340]

@@unholylemonz7356*2 in the AM PM, and yes that's exactly what I was thinking when I said "early regular show"

[@unholylemonz7356]

GordieNoHacks yes thank for correcting me. I was tired when writing this

[@finethehuman1821]

Nice comment thread

[@coffeebean7666]

GordieNoHacks- please don’t insult his artwork.

[@trollo1293]

"Dave is no longer a virgin" Wait that's illegal

[@twistedark1673]

How does he lose his virginity to a freaking Eiffel Tower like holy the amount of skill and 90s this dude would have to crank to even get to her shin or knee

[@diegofernandotorresguachet3599]

Lucia: Are you virgin? David: Ammm, yes Lucia: I will fix that

[@amir3508]

😏

[@Lockedo]

​@@wiwi9484 Did you not get it?

[@michaelcedano6714]

O does my brain have dirty thoughts

[@Lockedo]

@@michaelcedano6714 yes it dose it’s called a natural boner

[@jeffrezmarrid5308]

let’s fix that with a controlled chock

[@HAXAD]

Satina: Mom, if I'm a demon, where do I come from? Satina's mother:We...will NOT...talk...about this!

[@Sabojake]

Satina: Mom who's my dad Satians mom: we'll talk about that when your older Dave: >->)

[@mightbeprobablypossiblyviolet]

Satinas moms name is Lucia. Like Lucifer, just like satinas name is based off Satan.

[@toast3374]

I totally read that in their voices

[@Jake2ndK9]

Of LUCI from Disenchantment.

[@Jake2ndK9]

*or

[@rentlee1606]

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z *SATINA WANTS A GLASS OF MILK.*

[@AzureBashXIII]

"milk"

[@demiconbeckle6936]

"MILK" oh God dirty mind.

[@KiaraClaw]

@@demiconbeckle6936 Well your mind sure is dirty. I didn't think of that sorta thing until I read ur comment

[@demiconbeckle6936]

@@KiaraClaw oooof lol

[@KiaraClaw]

@@demiconbeckle6936 *you've ruined a part of my inocence*

[@ChaotiX1]

Lucia: are you a Virgin? Dave: yes, I am. Lucia: *not for long*

[@terranaut1218]

Lucia: Have you ever banged a 24 meter demon queen? Dave: Uh.....no? Lucia: *WOULD YOU LIKE TO?* Edit: Holy shit a year later and this blew up, thanks guys!

[@ScreamingEagle228]

yes

[@naneyezgani]

*IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION???*

[@familytablet164]

I cant say that I haven't But I can say that I have

[@SecurityGG]

Anybody else picture lazy town

[@abcdcfggh]

Y E S

[@fourermine2755]

the whole comment section: *satina has joined the chat*

[@Da.realslimskeey15]

*LUCIA AND DAVE HAVE BLOCKED YOU*

[@kaydirlmao]

Peepeepoopoo has joined the chat

[@kaydirlmao]

Pee pee poo poo has left the chat due to error...

[@YunikuYosefMomoka]

💀

[@MonoCrowbo]

Dave: And that Satina, is how i met your mother.

[@APOSTATE_DEPRIVED]

"disclaimer: dave is no longer a virgin" HE DID IT GUYS

[@ChristopherMoom]

This is an oof moment

[@drawdo8253]

Christopher Moon yep

[@pocketkobold893]

hi agian

[@SycrithTheSquid]

This is a certified bruh moment

[@movedaccount5458]

@@SycrithTheSquid No its an oof moment.

[@cralo2569]

@@movedaccount5458 both

[@androbot3000]

dave. layer of demons, crusher of souls, father of one

[@doinosor6405]

Funny how men are shamed for being virgins and women are shamed for not being virgins

[@ther.w.d.channel1501]

I know right? I honestly don't understand it!

[@cyanidenightshade]

@Deserve Not Desire lol r/incel

[@disappointed8759]

@Deserve Not Desire nice job in outing yourself as an incel 😬

[@aasdkoaskdasddad6515]

P

[@Bandersnatch41]

Remember it used to be a Christian society where Women were expected to stay pure but men were allowed to fuck around. Even though times have changed that particular aspect of culture hasn't faded.

[@legitspaghettinoodle5589]

Bro I love the first sentence in the desc. "(Disclaimer: dave is no longer a virgin.)"

[@nicholaswilliams6475]

"dave is no longer a virgin" Well I mean, unless Satina is like Jesus and doesn't need her parents to actually conceive, I kinda suppose it's obvious Dave isnt a virgin now.

[@MrBlack0950]

Satina was conceived when her mother drank Dave's blood. He's still a virgin.

[@CardGamesRule.]

Mr. Black blood virgin

[@Terri_Fried]

read the description of the video, that'll answer your question

[@perplexius5216]

So what I’m hearing is that Dave is God

[@nicholaswilliams6475]

@@Terri_Fried There was no question and even if there was one, it has not been answered.

[@michaelchristidis8658]

“Dave are you a virgin?” “Well i dont really talk about my personal lif...” “You are a virgin” “yes...” “Yeaaaah” *Satina has joined the chat*

[@Luna-kw2gk]

*Jesus Christ has left the chat*

[@Aaaaaaa-le1xj]

He was never here to begin with

[@magdaevers285]

I actually want to know how tf they met and how tf they even got to the point of sinning

[@time3081]

666 likes lol

[@filmzindustries]

@Mia Wade (Student) bro what the hack that not cool, i forgive you tho

[@saidi3506]

Is that before he had a kid?

[@choccocatmylo8191]

30 seconds before

[@drawdo8253]

P A B shoved in hard quickly to make baby

[@admiralackbar3102]

P A B this is non-canonical And yes

[@miles8818]

@@drawdo8253 I just wonder how someone makes love to a giant demon that is like 20x his size............like ok

[@puppeta658]

@@miles8818 she improvised

[@beastmaster0934]

I love how Lucia has this face of “You disgust me” at the end. As if the fact that Dave is a virgin disgusts her.

[@ThatGuyRaylo]

"Are you still a virgin?" "I guess..." *sigh...* "Well I guess I gotta fix that then..."

[@mattyaqin7501]

Satina is cute. But will she make friends from overworld or other places?

[@SCP--bd8ul]

Nice idea, I'd love to see that!

[@ashleydemolay7146]

if not we can all be her friend :D

[@GreenLoonie]

Thats not a bad idea, that would be the plot

[@samanthafehrer489]

Imagine a episode of which should went to day care? That would be a good one.

[@SCP--bd8ul]

@@samanthafehrer489 And she would eat all the plastic cups

[@thesexybene4216]

Bro you have no idea how much potential this type of web series would have you could probably make like a whole entire show just explaining these two characters and their daily lives together like honestly it be fucking amazing

[@niffty9142]

Well this aged like wine

[@RandomCarl05]

You predicted it

[@echodalizard]

I agree.

[@walkertheguy3340]

thesexybene42 1 don’t overthink it man

[@ch3rp1]

I thought this was impossible, but then I realize "sure fist, it's a prequel"

[@skirdus367]

I need like, more of these two. Forever

[@kentonjen8475]

I wouldn't be surprised because Dave and Lucia have the same personalities as Steve Carrel and Jane Lynch's characters in 40-year-old virign.

[@jeshdreep9431]

This is literally write in the description

[@Macedthur]

Tonight on *WHATS ON MY RECOMMENDED*

[@151TheMew]

Hahahahaha *ORIGINAL*

[@OdaSwifteye]

Fuck off with this spam.

[@ElazarY]

Macedthur comedy dipshit

[@alvarosebastianmeza5772]

Then she be like “you want me to help you with that?”

[@kirstyjerkic4362]

“You’re a virgin aren’t you” “Yes” “Meh”

[@blod9862]

Me: *sees that Hannah Daigle posted* Me: *happiness noises*

[@ashleydemolay7146]

*Gay af happiness noise* :>>>>> (Im the same way XD)

[@DkKombo]

Yesssss. Make more happiness noises for me.

[@shadyauras]

This an amazing idea for a tv show, hell it could become the new regular show. You have such a creative concept and the animation is smoother than butter on toast on top of pancake in syrup. This is something I would watch A Saturday mornings, NO BINGE EVERY EPISODE THE SECOND IT STARTS. Keep up the great work and I And thousands of others will cheer you on!

[@maespacee2342]

“The animation is smoother than butter on top of toast on top of pancake in syrup” This is my new scale of how smooth an animation can be.

[@randomweeb9240]

We need to start a petition to get this on Cartoon Network #BringBackTheGoodShit

[@shadyauras]

TheChosenSenpai Agreed. #bringbackthegoodshit

[@mick5055]

@@randomweeb9240 I don't think CN would like this concept. Maybe adult swim?

[@randomweeb9240]

@@mick5055 Yeah, your right. Forgot they were all feminist anti-vax Wiccans.

[@yuribwaa]

Lucia: "Are you still a virgin?" Dave: "Well y'know..-" Satina: "Well let's change that."

[@makthemaniac1]

In the wrong context That’s sus

[@SiobhanYmeow]

"And that's how I met your mom, Satina."

[@jedinight235]

That kinda makes it sounds like you said "And thats how i met your mom satina" (Like satina was her name) instead of "And thats how I met your mom satina" like he is talking to the person named satina. That whole thing is confusion but im sure you get it.

[@monadoboy8009]

I'd like to imagine that Dave was crying during and after he lost his virginity

[@jess5427]

That is a bit fucked up

[@domowomo8032]

weird flex but okay

[@DepartmentofMiserableShitcunts]

Why would you like to imagine that? What about that was APPEALING?

[@MacenW]

Tears of happiness

[@GamesforCykits]

I’m guessing tears oh joy for after losing his virginity

[@mr.blueitachi5258]

DAVE: *You Like Making A Deal With The Devil?* hahahahaha ahhhhhhhhh

[@codex3019]

I want to make that deal...

[@shadyauras]

Better deal than what those 2 got.

[@maskeddude6125]

@@codex3019 nice picture

[@higames9167]

Hahaha i get it I think

[@jad7405]

*Look at Me beat plays in background*

[@GreeniousFTW]

Dave 9 months later: "So guys we did it-"

[@shitass8072]

Damm his first time is with a demon over lord... Lucky bastard

[@familytablet164]

Fuck a demon FREE pass to hell But would dave be tortured or be treated like royalty?

[@time3081]

i want to frick a demon overlord....(or 2)

[@waterfossil9709]

Yeah all I get are werid shadow things in the corner of my room

[@shitass8072]

@water fossil. me to but mine are THICC for some reason also have four arms and horns

[@michaelcedano6714]

Same

[@lovelygreendorito4710]

Satina’s mom is jus lookin for a mate *NOW THATS HOW SATINA WAS BORNED*

[@antkill]

"borned"

[@naaateeee]

B O R N ED

[@NoobHammer]

*"B O R N E D"*

[@definitelygaster]

" *B O R N E D* "

[@fried_airgebrateneluft9421]

LovelyGreenDorito n o

[@takesolaceinme]

“Are you a virgin” Me:”I. Am. Not. One. For. Long

[@wolfpacksuprise8608]

I love how judgy the "yeah." is omg it fits so well XD

[@WinglessCanary]

"Are you still a virgin?" "Oh.. Yknow... i dont really talk about my personal life-" "Youre a virgin." "Yes i am.." "Nnnyeahhh"

[@erib6746]

AND THAT'S HOW SATINA WAS MADE.

[@insert_name_here5335]

Satina: Mum how i was born Mother:

[@komodoboi1808]

Wait a minute...How in the diggily darn does that even work

[@xanderz101]

they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@thegamingcephalos9412]

That "still" on Lucia's question tells that she is hoping Dave would've found a girl to be with. Guess that Dave is not fine with normal girls.

[@smelly3393]

Uploads consist of: 1st Video: 1 Year Ago 2nd Video: 1 Week Ago 3nd: 1 Day Ago my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that severe dyslexia kicked in while I wrote this comment all that time ago. I cannot rewrite history therefore I am here to humbly apologi,e for the mistakes and misfortunes I may have bestowed upon you.

[@jonny2coolboss]

Vonderful

[@smelly3393]

@HP The boi! this comment: 1 hour ago

[@sleephead00]

@@smelly3393 this comment: TWO days ago

[@Pineapple-hx9ty]

3nd

[@demiconbeckle6936]

3nd

[@samhurley6161]

I got this recommended one hour after it was published and I don't even watch this channel. I mean, I'm not mad..

[@2Meows]

bro, no one can "watch" this channel because it has close to 0 content

[@ObsidianAnimation2112]

So out of nowhere "Are you still a Virgin?" *Disclaim Dave is no longer a virgin* Me: were the video???

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

Rule 34 babbbyyyy

[@ObsidianAnimation2112]

@@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513 still waiting for the link

[@LilTerror210]

@@ObsidianAnimation2112 that's what I'm say, we need the link for "purposes"

[@Gothstana]

Jane Lynch's voice is literally perfect for Lucia LMAO

[@theenglishmajor1198]

She was asesing the situation Experience level 0 Lay anyway Yes

[@shadowhunter1429]

She also needed the experience to get to the next lvl

[@Delita45]

@@shadowhunter1429 [Lucia (Lv.99) - Total XP: 9999 - XP to Next: 1] [Dave: (Lv.1) - XP to Next: 1 - Total XP: 1] Lucia: "Are you a virgin?"

[@dufreohr1180]

THIS PERSON ONLY HAS THREE VIDS AND 60,000 SUBS WTF understandable tho

[@neosdgod]

Dave: "There's no need to bring OUR daughter into this" Lucina: "first off, she's YOUR daughter"! without the disclaimer in the description, I honestly believe this would be a Saint Mary deal where Dave just gave birth to Satina Cosmo style

[@darinae34]

yo what the fuck

[@YourFriendlyViewerMan]

Ummmmm tf?

[@STH151NicoleFan]

Not for much longer though. I’m sure we’d all like to see Dave and Lucia’s “one night stand” that lead to Satina’s conception. 😋

[@Duarte_GB]

ViRGIn dAve VS *CHAD LUCIA*

[@SCP--bd8ul]

They were both virgins in this video.

[@SCP--bd8ul]

BUT THEN THEY BECAME CHADS.

[@couragewolf8796]

Hey. I say this to the creator of this animation. I hope you know that you might've just started something with the satina episode. A GREAT beginning for your channel, with a video nearly a million views in under a week (it looks like). Please make more, but most importantly, take your time with making these. Quality always conquered quantity. Cant wait for the next one

[@AquosYeah]

Please give us a origin story We NEED it

[@stafforddirksz1715]

Yes that's interesting about how these two came together in the first place

[@zoroarkdx4491]

"How I met your mother."

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

@@zoroarkdx4491 it all started in the summer of 82...

[@twitchylance117]

I'm theorizing that during Dave's time he was a loner that wants to have a relationship like everybody else, but he can't get a girlfriend because of his lack of self-esteem and broken lifestyle, so he somehow found a way to summon a demon, and that demon is Lucia who happens to be one of the rulers of hell, and Dave made a deal with with the demon to help him get a girl and get laid by boosting his appeal or some type of magic, or spell, but knowing Dave, he screwed it up somehow, and after a period of time later he summoned Lucia again, and then she asked if Dave is still a virgin, and Dave tried to lie, but Lucia knows he is still a virgin, but because the deal was to make him not a virgin and he can't get a human girl through normal or powerful means, she did it herself, and 9 months later, enter Satina, Dave and Lucia's love-child from their one-night stand.

[@themilkyboi5608]

Reminds me of the one conversation you have with a friend

[@Poisontoon]

Just noticed that Lucia is a female Lucifer

[@reactivarc7412]

Kinda took you long enough but honestly same(well more like it took me 5 minutes to figure it out)

[@siphy9335]

I feel like, with the short we got, this just fits them so well. Theory: Like the context to this is that maybe he summoned a demon to help him get laid and after years of help nothing ever happened, and out of pure annoyance she did it with him then Satinna happened.

[@thescabbard6153]

That is a good theory

[@mondain5429]

We really need an origin story on how Dave and Lucia met.

[@maw5646]

Saw it on Twitter, and it’s still as good as it was then.

[@GameHunterMaster]

"And that, Satina, is how I met your mother."

[@flar7137]

"Are you a virgin?" "Yeah..." "Well I'm about to change that"

[@cactusgodmiles2823]

epic

[@DarksTunes]

Lucia: NOT ANYMORE YOU AIN'T!!!