Dave Portnoy Hires New Content Employees - DPS #87

[@ladscrimpton8590]

I love how Dave talks about Klemmer like he's some kind of creature or zoo animal. " What a site" "I was fascinated by Klemmer" "He has a unique look"

[@JhawkBeats]

The rich like to collect strange people.

[@dixienormous8-----D]

Those are the only types of people Dave likes. Has to get his rocks off somehow now that he is wifed up

[@briannickel6813]

Unique or looking to open a Bates motel.....

[@Obbybobb]

The way they talk about Klem right in his face is both BRUTAL AND HILARIOUS

[@JustinDeSorbo]

Savage

[@cameronjones4493]

Slender man has a face

[@BestOfDetroit]

I worked with Klemmer in 2008. Great guy. He falls a lot when he walks on grass though.

[@dixienormous8-----D]

Landscaper?

[@davesomerville1060]

Should have hired Nadu again as him and Terry are hilarious

[@jackot4165]

Bahahahaha

[@AllenChevalier1]

Lmaoo

[@jacktucek3234]

Yeah I’m sorry for

[@all-timealien4483]

I’m convinced Dave is setting up his own Dinner For Schmucks party

[@xjernsh]

Klemmer on Dave's left. Nadu on his right. Talk about Guardians of the Galaxy vibes lol

[@Jesser1121]

Kirk could easily have his own segment on this show lol he’s always highly entertaining and Dave loves him

[@drewstaples9648]

Highly entertaining??? I don’t know about that

[@gunner8s]

Kirk is box office entertainment.

[@8agames973]

Ben is such a stand up dude! I’m so happy for him and his team. Makes me believe there are still solid people out there in journalism.

[@gdavis1770]

Klemmer & Nadu becoming Dave's guys might put Terrence in a pretzel

[@hmd6202]

What do Terrence and Marty Mush have in common? This time next year they will be on NoFans...One too many wrong choices, they are the North Korea of Barstool, borrowed time..

[@TheEasyLifee]

Would love to see it. Hopefully we get to see Billy knock him out also

[@jackpompeyboy5799]

Underated comment

[@thejrodshow7679]

Terry is not happy

[@Lamont15]

@@hmd6202 Rico is always gonna have a job with pick em

[@VernsTurn]

Eddie’s chuckle after hearing Dave saying walking in south beach with Chris & Nadu had me dying

[@jordandouglas4197]

That full court sprint lay up should earn Klemmer a job it self

[@Shy-Money]

When Dave and Kirk talk about Chris, is like the interview Russell Brand had on MSNBC (2013). "You are talking about me as if i am an Alien and i am not here!".. Hire the man!

[@JMCote112]

First time I've seen the guy Klem but if he gets hired, it should be in his contract that the air traffic control headset should be the only thing he's allowed to use.

[@Gooutsideforonce]

100%, if not an even bigger headset

[@VernsTurn]

The way that Dave plays with peoples careers at barstool is 2022 reality TV.

[@jamesreagan1332]

Finally catching on lol

[@Yarelgg]

It’s the new Apprentice

[@Adam-hx1gw]

Alex Cooper is mentioned in this pod more than big cat

[@khighpost43]

It’s so embarrassing. Dave misses her so much it’s crazy. He thinks he deserves credit for all of her success, meanwhile she is 100% self sufficient pre barstool, during barstool, and post barstool.

[@Sirwastealot]

@@khighpost43 Barstool had a big role in blowing her up. Obviously dave deserves credit, not all of it, but considerable.

[@JM-qp2jp]

Anytime Dave mentions that barstool produces stars his only example is Alex cooper. Barstool helped get her recognized but she did everything else on her own lol

[@JHutzler13]

@@JM-qp2jp He made Jenna Marbles too, and she became one of the OGs on KZbin because of him

[@samgriffith8086]

Kirk needs to come on more often

[@stevemygoodman7809]

He is so funny ragging on Dave about killing babies was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jumpman67]

"What a sight" had me dying right from the jump.

[@EPiche09]

Looks like Chris is helping land the shuttle on the moon with that headgear

[@JyYnot]

Chris sounds like he's in the tower calling in a plane to land

[@Gordoboy19]

If u watch the Ole Miss game the camera happens to go to Mintzy at 2:06:00 after they score 😂😂💀

[@tylerdarwick6802]

Mintzy won 57 units the last three weeks. This man needs to run for public office

[@vLogiicXBL]

Mintz is a national treasure.

[@billyrhymer9073]

Klemmer a superstar. Real recognize real

[@coreytheevoice1993]

Loved this for Klemmer. Kirk was chaotically dope

[@anthonys8398]

Dave outing the fact that he doesn't understand what a constitutional amendment is, is really something.

[@Hypno_Llama]

I genuinely enjoy Klemmer and would like to see him routinely criticized.

[@GraysonAB]

Dave with a little John Rich tire pump, you love to see it for the kid

[@mactionjones7870]

Took me forever to realize they were talking about “tosh point oh” lmao toshi

[@mattsean6164]

Kirk is the absolute 🐐 coming in hot with a dig at Dave

[@Jumpman67]

I want Dave to hire Klemmer. With that said, I've never seen a lazier grown man in my life. The reason he was thrown off the show was because he didn't want to even reschedule his weekly appearance because of a basketball game. Kirk gave him the option to switch his day up and he said he didn't want to. He couldn't handle going to a game and doing the podcast in the same week. Keep in mind he doesn't have a job or kids. HE DOES NOTHING ALL THE TIME. This man is not a self starter but the amount of content we will get if he's hired should make up for it.

[@realtalkwiththeking7862]

Klems face the entire time they were talking about him. 😂🤣😂

[@johnbarnwell4512]

"The thing about High Noon is that its the greatest product in the history of mankind."

[@okyes176]

44:30 skip the roe v wade topic

[@hunterp5252]

Yup

[@iDinzy]

Ty

[@userjim83]

Kirk straight savaged the guy to his face 😂

[@chroniccomplainer3792]

I remember the first time i heard klemmer on KMS. I thought he sounded like the weirdest guy of all time and thru time my opinion hasn't changed one bit.

[@HandyHan4]

"A, look at him" lolololol

[@kdrey1320]

This may be the best video on the internet

[@chipplylar1622]

Burr NFL draft bit was hysterical I couldnt breathe.

[@chipplylar1622]

The way he called ppl an absolute loser watching the draft..

[@oopsiedoodles]

Klemmer was burning up inside when they were saying he'd be hired but only if he could accept being a wack packer. He's not going to be able to be the butt of the joke very long.

[@tmlocalone]

The KING of the SOUTH, Keep Grinding Destroyer

[@johnpetrig6949]

The Blind Side lady hooking Dave up with Disney tickets! Strong.

[@jessbracken8943]

Klemmer and Frank the Tank standing next to each other look like the #10

[@plugsocket46]

Gaz sitting in his wardrobe loooool

[@Adam-hx1gw]

Developing: man who hates politics talks politics every chance he gets

[@sanchize06]

Those are the most preposterous headphones I’ve ever seen in my life 😂

[@HandyHan4]

here to show love .. love ya big ed and Davey boy

[@swilliam81]

Dave firing on all cylinders in this pod. Nice to see!

[@ABCsofCFB]

Dave's life with his girl reminds me so much of the guy in couples retreat keeping up with the young girl. I know he didn't go into detail on this episode but going to a Kygo show, going out in Miami until 4am, the guy has to be just exhausted sometimes lol.

[@MM-cb7jx]

Does so much adderall that he stays up for week long benders

[@brandolando80]

What the hell does Eddie say at the very beginning of every show? I can't understand the second word right after "Alright". I wonder this every week.

[@Davld1996]

Dave’s glasses being crooked for the entire show make it better

[@alligatorshade8110]

Dave can’t put his finger on what it is about Klemmer… it’s the lay up Dave. It’s something no one has ever seen before and there’s no words for it.

[@GarrettBelich]

I'm next up. See you soon Davey.

[@3232jrob]

I fucking love Mintzy just a damn good guy

[@youtubeshortsanycontent]

MITZZY IS OPENING UP, ACTUALLY A LEGEND, GOOD LUCK IN TOURNEY BOYOO

[@ph7346]

I have a friend that would blow your mind on all aspects. Voice, knowledge and extremely funny. I know a lot of funny people but my buddy Timmy is a very unique person. He would sleigh it at Barstool.

[@michaelg250]

You gotta love Mintzy

[@Fight360]

MINTZY IS THE GOAT! 🐐

[@hllomydarling]

Klemmer has a Golden F*cking Ticket. lol

[@RicosHeadLieutenant]

Klemmer’s headphones size is electric

[@jamesd3412]

Kirk is a clown for kicking klemmy off his show then getting mad when he gets another opportunity

[@ravit50]

"wanna sprinkle some fer tha bears i'll take it dave"

[@mesaymerseth690]

best content in a while!

[@bryanmatos5472]

Holy shit this is a Rick and Morty character in real life

[@tank2837]

Tosh 0 is a weird way to say tosh point o

[@jlk5891]

Klemmers headphones are comically large. Kirk with an absolute fastball out the gate was great.

[@Obbybobb]

We need NADU VS WSD Pickup Challenge ASAP!!

[@Tonytony019]

Not sure why they say, "high noon is everywhere" I was in a walmart in Denver CO yesterday looking for them and they were in fact not there. Went with the Trulys. They really aren't everywhere.

[@IamtheBirdman60]

They can only be sold in liquor stores. Real vodka

[@jamesvalentine3648]

@@IamtheBirdman60 They are in grocery stores too unless your state has weird laws like New York

[@Tonytony019]

@@IamtheBirdman60 So they aren't "everywhere"??

[@markwilliams7387]

@@Tonytony019 anywhere that sells liquor, don’t blame them for you not knowing your state laws 😂

[@Tonytony019]

@@markwilliams7387 Wait are you acting like my Walmart doesn't sell liquor?

[@Airplane_Willy]

Rico before all of this craziness he's been onto "might" be able to prevent Nadu from getting a job, but Rico after the last 12 months shouldn't prevent anyone from doing anything. Rico's mental situation (no hard feelings bro, I know from experience) is preventing him from moving any further really. He went to the top quickly and then bang, went down about as fast as he came up. Rico, if you're reading this buddy, you need to see someone about your issues. Not just issues at Barstool, but you need to sit down and take a good hard look at your entire life as you know it and say "these are the things I know aren't good, and here's how it has affected my life". I'd bet a decent chunk of change that these things have cropped up over your life over and over again. Like I said, I'm speaking from experience. You're a good dude and Dave obviously likes you. Get help before you get waterblasted off the sidewalk. These young guys with are hungry af. You have to be better on many levels.

[@ncdc4823]

You are acting like you work there or know him. No one cares about your opinion lol

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@ncdc4823 found Rico's burner.

[@oopsiedoodles]

Sounds like PFT's agent was the one who shared Barstool contracts with Suit Man

[@zalapski9399]

PFT himself seems like a snake

[@scott3874]

Who is still fascinated by Klemmer apart from Dave? I certainly am. Does he have a contract yet?

[@joshuaanthony3262]

“Requesting to buzz the tower Klemmer”

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Klemper mooched off his wife, Kirk and now Dave.

[@atkinsonba1775]

i hate that people forget we can amend the constitution.

[@KG-zs5pd]

klemmer looks like beetlejuice in those headphones

[@chipplylar7006]

Never even heard of Curt until yesterday. no offense

[@lornemalvo4492]

Dave knows weird. Buying as much Klemmer stock as I can

[@TeamSwagGod]

Do you know why humans can see more shades of green than any other color?

[@lornemalvo4492]

@@TeamSwagGod In the middle of the spectrum resides the color green, at around 555 nanometers. This wavelength is where our perception is at its best. Because of its position in the center of the spectrum, both blue and red light waves are enhanced and better perceived with the help of green waves.

[@chipplylar1622]

Being mad at Brady for not mentioning NE is the biggest Bush League move.

[@pjmac550355]

This team of strange dudes Dave's assembling is either gonna be electric or a disaster of epic proportion. Which will be electric as well... Ps. Poll on how long Nadu last on this dream team

[@TheEasyLifee]

Are we supposed to be looking at sa-sage behind Glenny or Glennys full D cups?

[@thingstaketime2199]

Klemmer leached off of Kirk every step of the way. Hate to see that

[@nedsnark6479]

Best hire since Minihane

[@TheJmol1695]

PFT having an agent is the most PFT thing ever

[@tank2837]

Wouldn’t forcing vaccines on employees be not very pro choice???

[@mattsean6164]

FACTS!! Say it louder for the sheep

[@chadscottification]

Jesus, PLEASE hire Nadu

[@HandyHan4]

minihane is spot on ,, on the political part ... well said , most people are not that extreme , its only the extremist creating wedges everywhere

[@atthedrveinn]

klemmer looks like steve buscemi straight up

[@joanneweed803]

To come to Klemer’s defense as to what he did for former boss. I would be scared to step out of line, and I would be more relaxed to innovate with a boss like Portnow’s style.

[@chipplylar1622]

I didnt watch 5 mins of Barstool Idol a word I misused.Just kind of rolled of my fingers.

[@evan58]

How is Eddie in 1k and Dave is in 4k lol

[@JacaboBlanco]

11:30 what a dig 🤣🤣🤣 He's not talented. But .... he's bizarre.

[@dadopestplayboi9731]

Eddie's comment about klemmers headphones was grade A razzing

[@zeeharras9774]

Klemmer = "Sighted Mike"

[@grant5941]

Klemmer comes across as way more human than Frank

[@DelbertGrady64]

Came her for Klemmer and Kirk. Would love to see vs Kirk on the dozen

[@BestOfDetroit]

Dave call me back. I left 3 voice mails. I can’t find the box for Spider and Grutman. Eddie if you see this, tell Dave to call or text me.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

They gave Klemper 5 hours to come up with 3 minutes to pitch yourself. He just rehashed 2 old games that were terrible. Nothing new, but he had time to go out with Nadu

[@johnhelf597]

it’s not a matter if he’s terrible. what matters is if hes klemmer

[@philivey1123]

Damn no show next week? I need more of this show not less haha

[@dmcdmc]

chris look like he landin a plane at jfk

[@seanjohnson5296]

We ❤️ Mintz

[@oerdinger]

Anybody know what was said about Rediscovering America?

[@levikeller7916]

A) Look at Him! portnoy is something else