Dave Portnoy Reacts To New Barstool Employee Relationship - DPS #80

[@cann0nball100]

We all know this ends with Mush not getting renewed, Ria dumps him a month later, she stays at Barstool, her podcast explodes, starts dating Duggs. The writing is on the wall.

[@mcgiver1327]

Duggs is too good for her

[@crich695]

Duggs has been training years for his moment to shine. Hollywood Duggs incoming

[@fredy8278]

Lmfao

[@caleb2220]

And tank raw dogs her

[@matttamer5096]

dug plumbing the whole company

[@DischinSports]

The irony is, this could be the best thing to ever happen to Hank. His approval rating is through the roof right now

[@turneryoung905]

And a perfect opponent. Marty has always thought he was bigger than he was and never quite caught on before he started acting big time. Hank is for the people.

[@TheNavyguy44]

He keep letting Dave and Dan fight his battles and he’s going to look weak. He already does.

[@stevemiller4292]

@@TheNavyguy44 he literally got support from TOM BRADY. Hank can do no wrong right now. He’s acting like an adult while others act like children.

[@mitchellrussell697]

@@turneryoung905 totes agree. Cant wait for coin boy RAT to get 0 clicks his last 8 months

[@8dHb8]

Never been a hank guy myself, but after this, I find myself rooting for him

[@kharvell16]

Can’t believe Hank didn’t say anything to anyone for a month….honorable man right there

[@adrianbautista3692]

He still love ria .. that's y

[@VegasMIB33]

Yeah no doubt shocking....but Hank is probably getting great looking chicks hee has clout, money so he is alset

[@CarlosHerrera-fm8py]

Cuz he’s a not a pos. Real stand up guy for real. N in the end it came out n he looks like the winner

[@michaelwalker9575]

Hank was brought up in the game. He mastered being in the spotlight without making it about him. He’s a pro.

[@dodda]

@@CarlosHerrera-fm8py don't act like him confiding in a good friend like Big Cat would have made him a POS.

[@STAF0S805]

Knowing that Ria will go for someone like Marty gives me hope. I’m moving to NY.

[@asee7117]

And Marty dated Kayce's sister before this.

[@BigSmidget]

Ria is so fugly just like Mush. You can do better

[@BookerT69]

Hahaa seriously. BUT this is a case of a girl doing this on purpose she dates the guy people would be the most mad at. She doesn’t like Marty she just wants to make Hank mad bc over the last year he hasn’t fell apart. They do it all the time

[@jameshusted4242]

Foreal bro wtf lol

[@iodedonpepto]

Marty downgraded. Ria is a 4 compared to Kayce’s sister

[@rungoodmuch]

Dave plays the true boss and friend here. Draws the line in the sand here and basically not going to allow Marty and Ria to run around barstool and make Hank feel like shit (regardless if Hank says he’s over it or not). Fucking eh Dave well done man, true strong friend reacting on Hanks behalf. What a bro to the end, very admirable.

[@mickmarty2082]

FUCK YES

[@GenericScreenName808]

It’s an adhd thing. We have really strong feelings about injustice and fairness. This was interesting to watch after taking a long break

[@ryandriver9478]

Hank’s grin when Marty said he was going to marry her was hilarious

[@brady5224]

He is in delusionland. Typical puppy dog love. I guarantee he’s Already saying “I love you” and sends long paragraphs before he goes to sleep telling her how much she means to him and the future he’s planning 😹😹😹😹😹 he’s so defensive

[@CarlosHerrera-fm8py]

Lmaoooo like yeah have fun with that you dweeb

[@Dalehowell17]

Who says that after a few month so cringey

[@rafaellopez1690]

Marty coulda married Kayce Smiths sister and lived happily ever after. Instead he tries to tie down the serial celebrity stalker(couldn’t fuck any clearly). He rebounded into a career sinking move of a relationship just to fuck this all up “one month” in.

[@gophukyurselvs3621]

Marty has a grounds for a lawsuit. And all he needs for evidence is this episode. So Dave is all right with his buddy Hank dating any of the girls in the office and using his position to get with female employees. I guarantee if the roles were reversed and Marty was going out with her and Hank swooped in Dave wouldn’t give a two craps

[@ineverstudiedinschool2666]

Hanks face when Marty says “probably gonna” after Dave brings up marriage lmao

[@lostlaker4651]

Eddie with the bombshell take "I think this whole situation is unfortunate" LOL

[@SouthernSkeptic]

He looked done with that shit about half way through.

[@chrisleclerc1464]

would it really kill him to have an opinion or personality 1 time?!?

[@lostlaker4651]

@@chrisleclerc1464 I had a good laugh, just the most basic take. But that's why I like Red Ed!

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@chrisleclerc1464 Ed has a ton of personality. He just knows this is Dave's show not his.

[@levikeller7916]

The fact this is happening on camera and not privately behind close doors in the “work place” is awesome ! 🤣

[@j23sullivan]

A weekly Dave and Whitney would be the greatest pod of all time

[@poonacorn]

Who cares Hank’s Dank, Ria is a spank and Marty threw his career in the Tank. Milton for Lyfe.

[@KnautGrauten]

Wish granted.

[@george6319]

I like how ria said she wanted to break up so she could experience her 20's then immediately gets into another relationship with another coworker

[@SouthernSkeptic]

There is some proof Marty was banging her when she was with Hank.

[@noahwilson8549]

They always say that

[@ninetytwodreams]

Damn, I actually forgot she said that.

[@johnwalker1848]

Chasing clout!

[@TJ-nk4de]

It’s called cheating

[@ninetytwodreams]

How does Marty not understand that it’s not about just dating a girl who is single. It’s putting everyone an insanely uncomfortable situation and messing with a guy that is a literal OG.

[@philymc2801]

Because he is a complete simpleton

[@scoopaloop1564]

And you both are little babies. Grow up.

[@chrisl9804]

100 %

[@adamwaller1528]

Yup, a made man.

[@9tailskyle]

Cause hes a punk lol barstool white people are jus different in my circles we fighting and then its over

[@ognibbingo]

8:42 "I'm not even a timeline guy" lmao okay

[@brandontate15]

Hank is a king, dude just rolls into the studio, and says he didn’t like Ria for the last year while they were dating. Then he immediately felt great being single after they broke up, and then tops it off that he could still care less about her a year after the breakup. Then all of a sudden she made a career ending decision to date a co worker, while he went and got promoted. No wonder he is grinning ear to ear

[@austinparrish5255]

Yeah you can really tell how much he doesn’t care by how he is upset that someone else is dating her.

[@WrestlingIsReal649]

He doesn’t give a shit 😭😭😭

[@austinparrish5255]

@@WrestlingIsReal649 a person who didn’t care would just say “good luck I have no problem with this and no one else should either” he clearly cares at least a little bit if he doesn’t want to see his ex with someone else.

[@ep3578]

@@austinparrish5255 at least someone else has sense in these comments lol

[@BoomerKeith1]

Every dude that has ever been dumped by someone they were in a 4 year relationship with (or long term at all) has said and acted the exact same way Hank did. Of course he was gutted, but he's not going to blast that out on the airwaves. No guy does that.

[@uG0TRobbed]

Ohio's Tate must be cackling uncontrollably at all of this after their recent beef.

[@ghesch]

Check out his twitter. He's definitely enjoying it.

[@asherwebb3035]

@@ghesch what’s the @

[@masondumonthier5841]

Hahahah I didn’t even think about that

[@michaelmccarthy9181]

It’s crazy that Marty is fully committed to this like he didn’t just catch Ria off the rebound lmao that shit won’t last bruh

[@jacksevert3099]

Totally off topic but Marty reminds me of the main character from KIDS (1995) and to a T

[@hugh-jasole]

@@jacksevert3099 Casper?😅

[@gerk7238]

Maybe ria and Dave can mate.

[@gerk7238]

Hey grab a glass of vino give me a call and we can talk about it

[@skrtskrrrttt8940]

I would spank ria if she was being a bad girl

[@cashcampbell279]

Marty thinking he was a starter and not just a random role player in the company was the funniest thing out of this whole thing

[@stevemiller4292]

100%. No one at Barstool has a more inflated opinion of themselves vs. reality, even Rico

[@jackjuicebombs5741]

It’s like Mark Madsen thinking he was as good as Shaq.

[@chrisleclerc1464]

he quite literally is the most easily replaced employee

[@nicholassmith6701]

Facts ahaha! “I have the coin boys”

[@teamspieth2327]

Absolutely. So satisfying to watch

[@mjdrummer]

Loyalty means something. Love Dave and Big Cat, Jerry. The real ones know. teamHank, fuck fake friends.

[@JSmitty135]

Dave is the ultimate bro of all bros. Hank must truly appreciate the support and friendship.

[@tannerwoods6114]

Hank giving the head nod to Dave saying that Ria has had mental health issues in the past, Marty objecting, and then getting dunked on is perfect.

[@rafaellopez1690]

Then trying to do the exact same thing when hank said she told him not to talk about it at all.

[@jzlharvey]

Marty captured 95% of the female crowd by defending Ria. He handled Dave baiting him well.

[@SullyReviews5000]

@@jzlharvey LMAO

[@zeekot4064]

@@jzlharvey 95% of the female crowd , but ruined is so called “ career” in the process … doubt it was worth it I bet he wishes he never did it now knowing this

[@mannygarcia8908]

@@jzlharvey 95% of the female crowd for Barstool is probs like 5% of the overall viewership 😂

[@derrick9635]

The confidence boost this gives hank is fantastic,,dave and Dan fighting for him all the way . If your a Milton guy ,you've won the lotto.they had no idea barstool would turn into what it did ..

[@stock9348]

Yeah hank just a lucky guy

[@garys8557]

Don’t forget Brady as well lol

[@derrick9635]

@@stock9348 made hes own luck ,,now he's rich .

[@gonzothecat5901]

We’ll put man. Hanks a made guy the fuck is Marty thinking. The guys fucking clown shoes.

[@maddieclark2980]

@@stock9348 Hank has done a lot to get to where he was at. He put up with a bunch of shit and worked his ass off to get to where he is at. I wouldn’t just call that luck.

[@crileymane]

“This isn’t the mob. But you went against the family, you went against a made man” one cold line

[@whatsinaname6926]

No lies detected

[@poonacorn]

Hank’s Dank, Ria is a spank and Marty threw his career in the Tank. Milton for Lyfe.

[@Double-V13]

I love that shit, Dave’s a true homie and really good boss

[@joeyboes7771]

Yea hank is a made man for barstool

[@47xMachines]

The look on marty’s face when Portnoy tells him he’s literally useless without him and Big cat is priceless.

[@CramJohnson88]

two things i learned from this podcast 1. Marty Mush playing victim in this pod is a worse offense than dating Ria 2. Marty saying he does well outside of latching onto Dan and Dave is a rampant problem at barstool recently. Dave should start telling people their numbers as far as generating revenue for the company

[@erickyoung8453]

Whitney saying Mush isn't allowed to wear a Pink Whitney hat anymore is a power move.

[@unc9106]

WHIT FROM THE TOP ROPES

[@thegreatbambino1041]

where can i find that ?

[@erickyoung8453]

@@thegreatbambino1041 just listen to the whitney part of the pod. im not gonana pinpoint it lol

[@thegreatbambino1041]

@@erickyoung8453 common bro, be a pal

[@erickyoung8453]

@@thegreatbambino1041 watch the pawdcast. give them views

[@brianaugustine886]

Portnoy Loyal as fuck. Hank is a Calm collective G. Marty likes Ria and lead completely with that feeling only. (Which is a mistake most times) Life Happens.

[@JamesZDeli]

It's 'collected'

[@snowturd]

Marty ruined his barstool career for a 6 month fling and doesn't see the problem, complete idiot hahahahaha

[@brianaugustine886]

@@JamesZDeli wow you’re amazing. Thank you.

[@JamesZDeli]

@@brianaugustine886 Thank you! You're welcome.

[@CaptainoftheCs]

@@brianaugustine886 Can you believe grammar Nazi’s exist in the KZbin comments section, bud?

[@kodiak138]

As a man around Dave's age, I know I am one of the older people who follow Barstool. So here is some wisdom that some of you may already know but many probably have never experienced yet. When a woman breaks up with you after dating at least a year and you still love her it doesn't matter what she says like she needs space, wants to experience her 20s, fell out of love, needs time, etc. She ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS has a guy she's been waiting to fuck on the side and she wants to convince herself that she is not cheating by breaking up with you.

[@michaelcarrigan2928]

Big facts right here.

[@Teddykgb7]

Thanks for the advice, gabagool

[@andrewwaters6411]

This man knows what he’s talking about

[@liammoodyfilms]

Lmao I was just THE GUY a month ago. She’s back with her boyfriend now lol

[@miked3371]

"she wants to convince herself that she is not cheating by breaking up with you" if you break up with someone then sleep with someone else that is by definition not cheating. so your last sentence is illogic.

[@burkemcmanus3738]

Eddie is the best balance for Dave on this show, always a voice of reason. Great episode

[@TheEasyLifee]

I've never wanted to punch someone in their goofy fucking face as much as I do Mush at 27:40. Dan doubling down right after that saying Mush isn't shit w/o him and Big Cat was so fucking awesome. 8 months later Mush will be jobless and womanless, Ria will still be at barstool doing her podcast. Dating another barstool employee. Garenteed

[@deibtryin]

“Magic and Bird are on the same team. So you wanna lineup and play against Magic and Bird? Let’s see what the score is.” Cold as Ice.

[@petewilson4595]

Ice cold. Reminder to everyone else who lines their pockets at the end of the day

[@veronicavaughn5923]

It amazes me that the comment section on every site universally hated Marty for the longest time, but everybody at Barstool kept defending him because "he's a good guy". So, now you have a talentless scumbag that nobody will work with. How did everybody on the outside see it, but the people who work closest to him couldn't? In 3 months, Marty will be unemployed and single wondering how he fumbled his Make-A-Wish job.

[@supercoachkissofdeath9325]

Marty has always been boring and disliked, the fact he decided to do this is mind-blowing

[@jgo413]

i mean dude was at the nsa before this. idk how it's a make a wish. he gets free money till feb. and moves on. honestly i think he wins. hell find another job prolly not in this genre but he will. 80% of stoolie think the ship is sinking so why even stay on?

[@denverdoyle184]

@@jgo413 Marty was in the NSA? 😂 he’s dumb as a box of rocks

[@asherwebb3035]

@@jgo413 80% lol

[@VegasMIB33]

8 months Dave said ....and I don't see Marty going to say draft kings or wherever I see him going into construction n career over at the top in my opinion

[@user-tn2ym5hd5g]

It’s absolute hilarious how un self aware Marty is 🤣 dude doesn’t realize how replaceable he is and brings absolutely nothing to the company

[@rafaellopez1690]

He was almost in tears at the thought of his precious twitch stream being totally ignored. “Y-y-y-you don’t even know about it!”

[@island97]

True 😂. Ria still has a future at barstool and Marty doesn't. He fucked his whole career at barstool up for a girl that might dump him in 6 months .

[@jayh7226]

I don’t even like Marty but the whole situation is cringe. Hank is clearly butthurt. He’s dating a girl that was single... if you started having feelings for a girl that was an ex of someone that worked in your office you’d avoid them? Lol I wouldn’t. High school behavior

[@brady5224]

He’s so predictable when it comes to dudes in puppy love. In his mind he is in love and the girl is the only priority on his mind. He is already thinking about a wedding which tells you A LOT. His body language and snarky comments if they mention something about her is comical. He gets so defensive lmao

[@griffen5748]

And just acting like Ria is going to be his wife...dude is simping and making a massive mistake.

[@tripnfallshow]

Eddie is a great moderator because he know when to stay silent and just let Dave and the guests talk. It takes a lot of confidence to do that.

[@Matthew23758]

Marty finally getting what he deserves. Very happy to hear Dave won't renew his contract. He has an incredibly boosted ego and him getting humbled like this is enjoyable to see

[@jamesrussels2126]

Marty is lucky to have a job imo. Dude just isn't that entertaining imo. He won't be missed.

[@poonacorn]

Hank’s Dank, Ria is a spank and Marty threw his career in the Tank. Milton for Lyfe.

[@BookerT69]

It really is

[@iodedonpepto]

Still at barstool 😂

[@Pharoah_life]

Dave with the Mob reference about the family let’s you know how he looks at the world loyalty is just on another level

[@katiechatelain4209]

Best thing about him. Hands down.

[@cade7117]

There’s no way Dave knew when Marty’s contract was up off the top of his head. He absolutely looked yesterday to see how fast he could get rid of him

[@noahmoore6513]

That was my thoughts when I heard that

[@lancelance9314]

Oh without a doubt I think that's what he was implying

[@michaelriley9898]

1000%

[@TheDaveyboy7979]

For sure, it is then when Marty realized he fucked up

[@rbjones1996]

I hope so 🤣🤣

[@iamjoemon32]

Gained so much respect for Hank tonight 10x

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

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[@trevorgarbrandt1799]

Regardless of who is right or wrong it’s stunning that Marty didn’t realize how horrible of a career move this is. I assumed he knew that but this episode he seemed genuinely stunned that this could mean the end of him at the company.

[@Imdevinjt24]

It’s crazy to think he didn’t think about this happening like he gave up his career, friends & whatever else for some average white girl…

[@mikexclusive2070]

Can we take a moment 2 appeeciate eddie..that man is the chillest/realist person at this company

[@mattsean6164]

Marty continually saying “you can call me a scumbag if you want, I wouldn’t change a thing” is just so dumb. Admitting guilt basically calling himself a scumbag

[@dodda]

Then saying he didn't believe Ria told Hank not to talk about it then didn't want to see the reciepts.

[@Mantiz85]

Especially when just yesterday he was playing the victim on podcasts.

[@TheMikeMase]

Nah I actually respect that more than trying to backpedal. He’s fucked either way 100% though

[@chrisleclerc1464]

I'm honestly shocked that Marty thought they would renew his contract even if this didn't happen... He's literally the most easily replaced person at the company. There's 1000x more entertaining gambling personalities all over Twitter.

[@Basillio11]

Don't forget about KFC now!

[@gerk7238]

Maybe I can step in, can you tell them to hire me today !!!?

[@skrtskrrrttt8940]

Marty shoulda gave hank a knuckle sandwich after all the crap he talked. I woulda lashed out at him and ppl woulda had to hold me back

[@joeprimus9333]

@@skrtskrrrttt8940 wow

[@vannyzachary2769]

What’s the deal with KFC?

[@alexjordan9370]

Hank is handling it very well. Marty is almost sulking and playing the victim now. And the whole "I had no control over it, things just happened" excuse? Yeah right.

[@skrtskrrrttt8940]

Ummm ok dont be jelly bruh lol

[@CycleThePuck]

@@skrtskrrrttt8940 Jealous of what? she's as average as it gets. Imagine ruining your reputation over some used up 😺

[@qdub8158]

When Rico Bosco says he can’t do a podcast with you anymore and that HE needs a break you know you’re in trouble…

[@robbyf5522]

Marty plays the victim in every controversy he causes

[@skrtskrrrttt8940]

@@CycleThePuck jelly of a nice girl who works hard and makes 7 figures talking about simps like you. If i ever see you in person someone will have to hold me back

[@melanielake99]

Here’s the thing: Hank is handling it so maturely and being a 10/10 man. However, Marty is so stupid that he is interpreting Hank not turning into a sociopath over this as him doing nothing wrong. I almost wish Hank would lose his cool just a little bit just so that Marty can realize he’s a jerk.

[@jamesvalentine3648]

It kinda sorta happened at the very end with the text from Ria asking Hank to not make it public and Marty saying she didn't. Hank snapped back quick. He knows Ria 1,000 times better obviously and it shows. Also if Marty and Ria were in the same friend group is Hank who sat next to him and dated Ria somehow not/never in that friend group too making them at the very least acquaintances? So messy

[@williamharding124]

That was my thought, he’s in her friend group but was never close with hank?? Dude was snaking from the start

[@brantleywiley1279]

@@jamesvalentine3648 he should know Ria better they dated for 4 years

[@staychunky1751]

@@williamharding124 finally someone pointed this out

[@poonacorn]

Hank’s Dank, Ria is a Spank and Marty threw his career in the Tank. Milton for lyfe.

[@RayFinkle05]

Marty is learning why it’s a bad idea to intermix your dating life with your working life. And who could blame him? There’s a limited supply of girls in NYC.

[@CarlosHerrera-fm8py]

Hahahaha for real

[@tylers3030]

Yup. Don’t shit where you eat

[@Justin-is4jy]

Lol then why did hank date a co worker

[@Justin-is4jy]

@@tylers3030 it's don't have a honey where you make your money I'm team hank but I don't blame Marty people change shit happens no one can control other people's choices imo

[@bludragon47]

@@Justin-is4jy yeah no one should blame Marty, but you also can’t blame Dave and Dan for reacting negatively.

[@tavisbregel4279]

So proud of Hank’s maturity on how he handled this. Dude is really doing a great job. Promotion. TB12 Shout Out. Hank is a true catch out there ladies!

[@atrain9042]

💪🎯💪

[@WrestlingIsReal649]

On god ria dumb as hell 😭😭😭

[@zacr268]

Honestly shocked how mature he was and how unmature lie cat and dave are

[@tylernielsen6752]

@@zacr268 I usually don’t get in the comments but man you gotta know this is a silly comment in multiple ways

[@zacr268]

@@tylernielsen6752 it's not but thanks for the comment

[@aaronburnside9124]

Marty's role is plug and play, put any of us in there and BC/Pres could pry make us stars.

[@jamescook5937]

Brandon walker definitely boast marty alot to

[@Tennischamp450]

True but in the new barstool I don’t think Dave and bc can get away with shunning Marty. Marty will be back in the fold by football season

[@fishhead90]

24:15 Eddie laughing about Coach Duggs 😂😂😂

[@chrisavelar87]

“I’m not fixated on the timeline” proceeds to talk about the timeline every five minutes

[@zachschwartz35]

"If it was...Kareem, Rudy, Coach Duggs... whoever it was that she chose to start dating" 24:15 All time quote there.

[@randomidiot6278]

Hank is a outstanding Human. Thats my takeaway from this.

[@CallToStart]

Marty acting like he’s entitled to his job TOWARDS HIS BOSS is absolutely breathtaking.

[@sawyerheery]

It’s literally illegal to fire someone for engaging in a consensual workplace relationship 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@CodyPalmenMD]

He's not being fired his contract is just not being renewed. And what's even more crazy is Hank is his boss now so can you imagine fucking your bosses ex.

[@ttramp41]

@@sawyerheery New York is an “at will employment state” and they can fire him whenever they please without having to provide any good cause 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@sawyerheery]

@@ttramp41 they can fire him without cause but Marty can sue if the cause is a personal relationship. They don’t have to state a cause to fire but they’re still legally responsible for unlawful termination

[@gerk7238]

@@ttramp41 I run New York!! I run it..

[@fishhead90]

Imagine if Rico Bosco started dating Silvana and wanted to keep his job 😂… that would make for a spectacular episode of Pick Em 🤣

[@unc9106]

Don’t insult Silvana like that

[@LilDrank5]

Dave I’m 23 with a finance major and been watching sports everyday. I’ll drop everything right now and take Marty’s spot in barstool

[@Scroggs15]

“ Larry bird and magic are on the same team do you wanna play against them” love that haha

[@smitt12345]

Hank did this so well. Just a stand up guy didn’t say anything or gossip while he knew for a month and then when it all comes out he got Brady on his side and the support of everyone

[@bigleaguejew3101]

Mind over matter baby

[@bostonfin]

Everyone needs a friend like Dave Portnoy well done Prez

[@atrain9042]

🎯🎯🎯

[@hllomydarling]

Hes a ride or die for sure.

[@jacobsmith4482]

Bring one month trial Ethan in for gambling in place of mush would be the all time low blow for mush and I think he could really do sum numbers with Dave and Dan watching games

[@Tuff-g7v]

This would be awesome very unique personality for betting

[@IAmflan36]

Eddie is such a great character in this. So concerned and aware of every emotion.

[@ThisIsSiege]

I wish eddie was my therapist

[@PokerDeegen24]

The coin boys 😂😂😂

[@marcpell133]

Marty has always been a clown. This just solidifies it.

[@MMAjsf7]

It’s amazing how incredibly stupid some people are

[@danielrafael3377]

Eddie smirked big time when hank said coach duggs

[@werdna96921]

God bless the Barstool HR department

[@Brimbino]

Is it me or doesn't hank and Marty sitting at the desk look like some skit on SNL weekend update

[@BookerT69]

28:20 hahaha total truth and destruction I love it

[@vbh6712]

Ria knew she'd be fine and Marty would be screwed. The villain here is clear.

[@mcappello30]

This company is such an entertainment gold mine it’s insane

[@broko7842]

Sup Dave's burner

[@mcappello30]

@@broko7842 hahahaha

[@dallasmorency9919]

Marty caught the rebound, They NEVER last, itll be over with soon enough and it’ll all be for nothing. Good job Marty 👍

[@kevinmunguia7381]

Dave for years has been saying loyalty is too three things for him in life… WILD to think Marty didn’t think this would affect his career. I feel like he’s been flying under the radar at barstool for what he generates and he just made himself a huge blip on that radar. He got a rude awakening to where he truly stands for Dave, something he needed. Now it’s basically wait and see if he will step up or fold

[@tdhartman]

Time to sit everyone down for a chat and lay down some house rules. "Man laws" if you will.

[@mattsean6164]

This guy Marty really thinks he brought so much to the company when in reality he did nothing. Just an all time air head

[@VegasMIB33]

You gotta respect Dave and big cats loyalty to Hank and I'm just in shock Marty would do this and then not think he's ruining his career..I liked Marty also but anyone can do his job.alot of us gamble n want work at barstoolsports

[@gonzothecat5901]

Yea he fumbled his make a wish job for a relationship that won’t last the summer. Guys gonna fucking jump off the Brooklyn bridge by winter.

[@cugo11]

Good for Dave having hanks back. We all could use a guy like him in our corner. 100% agree with Dave and big cat. Marty is a dummy for throwing his career away

[@liamclark4873]

Yeah we could all use a multi millionaire in our corner.(joke) But yes Marty might be the dumbest and ugliest human alive

[@nvmm166]

When he sues barstool for unfair termination and makes a couple hundred thousand for I think he will be fine

[@King_JappyJoe]

@@nvmm166 Imagine making 80K and having 8 Months left on a 2 year agreement that you finish, AND THEN trying to sue for more money than you made lmao. his reputation is done. his career hinged on riding Dave and Dans Coattails, he will be lucky if he interns for Pat Macafee if Draftkings hires him off of spite. It will be funny to come back here when in 8 months when Marty is interviewing to be a little league coach and reply to you

[@nvmm166]

@@King_JappyJoe do you think 80k is a lot?😂

[@nvmm166]

@@King_JappyJoe your describing the entire office, Dan and Dave are the only reason barstool is barely relevant nowadays, covid killed the barstool office content, there KZbin views are so low, there still focused on blogs like it’s 2005

[@Lauren_M855]

Are we 100% positive this is real life and they’re not just filming a Barstool version of The Office?

[@ladscrimpton8590]

28:42 Dave is not being unreasonable at all. He could have said far, far worse, and he still wouldn't have been unreasonable. Doing what Marty did is such a big fuck up, in just every single sense. He deserves to get backlash for doing what he did. And of course, Ria is more at fault than Marty for sure. When my friends break up with their girlfriends, the idea of swooping in never even crosses my mind. It's just beyond the pale. Everyone knows not to do it, so anyone who does consciously chose to make a bad decision.

[@ccVIKINGS20]

The look on Marty’s face when Dave says he’s nothing without him and Dan 😂😂. I think he fully realized there that he had quite literally the easiest job in the world and he totally fucked it up over a piece of ass. I mean the literal definition of fumbling the bag 😂😂

[@owenweisenfluh6104]

My

[@connorpowell8558]

There was a way to navigate and still come out looking okay; if it is actually the "real deal" - but to hide it and not even tell Hank until shit hit the fan is absolutely insane decision.

[@WrestlingIsReal649]

He pulled a Dennis scroder 😭😭😭

[@arturoreed4553]

I will never touch myself while looking at Ria’s pictures ever again #TeamHank

[@tylerkronschnabl8135]

Some things 🙏🏻

[@marcpell133]

A true AWL

[@Ck-io4hs]

Sometimes you have to give up something you love to help others

[@User_32]

respect

[@DischinSports]

The absolute worst place to work if you're trying to hide an inter office relationship.

[@alex8fish]

WORST🤣🤣

[@jacobbernardy5879]

A lot of people watching would love to have such loyalty from a boss, crazy stuff

[@petewilson4595]

Over/under on months before ria dumps mush? I'm hammering under 3.5

[@jordanbeck3760]

Marty’s a schmuck. Hank is the GOAT. Cream always rises to the top.

[@wadeh1325]

I just realized Marty’s best talent at barstool is digging his own grave

[@alexjordan9370]

He should try to capitalize on this and work out some sort of deal with the Grave Digger monster truck.

[@nickmarchionda4345]

@@alexjordan9370 Or John Deere construction,maybe he can borrow an excavator.

[@SportsCinemaP]

now that ria isnt getting her fetish of sneaking around wiht marty, she will lose attraction within 2 months and dump em

[@cashcampbell279]

Spot on.

[@mannygarcia8908]

🤣🤣🤣 this is spot on! Marty may as well be on a billboard for a delusional Simp.

[@quinnleavey8603]

“We’re friends with the exact same people” is such a high school/college thing to say, they deserve each other they’re both wildly immature

[@TheKingofsoccor]

Shit makes no sense. Just an excise to slid into

[@RD-jr8nv]

41:40 Dave's casual response to this question had me rolling!

[@rafaellopez1690]

The rumored heel turn will not go well for him because big cat will just shit on him constantly. Marty only punches down like when it came to Chuck.

[@zalapski9399]

Big Cat only punches down as well.

[@johns8653]

Him and mantis should start a podcast

[@sup3rduperadam557]

😂😂

[@SweetHomeFridayNights]

Undervalued comment

[@unc9106]

Mantis is more talented HAHA

[@JR-tc7ck]

How RIA decides to bang Mush vs. being plowed by the many businesss professionals/ professional athletes who visit/connect with Barstool is horrendous.

[@jakewagner9245]

No cap 🤣

[@2degen2quit]

...because she's a 6 who thinks she's a 9.

[@critter852004]

She’s a Long Island 6 but a Manhattan 3

[@jaydubs6354]

@@critter852004 true. Dime a dozen

[@unc9106]

@@critter852004 HAHAHAHAHA this is so spot on it hurts

[@rubydad8127]

Dave: “I’m not a high road person”. Lol

[@ocdrums24]

Marty bringing up calling her “ugly” and Dave calling him out and he has no reply is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@liammcdonnell8353]

Hanks smile when he said “probably gonna” and Dave almost crying saying marriage or just was great

[@lukecrowden8804]

Fully understand that Marty is the target because of relationships and all that, but Ria is giving a prime example of how all women are the same. Love to see it

[@unc9106]

1000000000000% A story as old as time

[@alexlicciardi13]

Well, I know what ill be watching while I get stoned tonight

[@KJ-lz2gi]

Lol you aint lying.

[@oompa765]

Same

[@millertime333]

Same 2x

[@oblungz9688]

Same 3x

[@crunkosaur]

same 10x

[@vboraczuk]

Hanks smug face when he sits down kills me 😂 #teamhank

[@bonolomasemola1926]

as a south african, i really love how dave pronounced candice swa-ne-pool🤣🤣🤣

[@SullyReviews5000]

Imagine throwing away your career for this. What huge huge life changing mistake. Yikes. Almost feel bad for mush.

[@GMGBlackWhiteMUNGEY]

Not exactly life changing but it was def a dumb move lol

[@User_32]

@@GMGBlackWhiteMUNGEY He's gonna be out of a job and what's he gonna do after? Most of the people at Barstool aren't employable in "the real world"

[@matthewbloss4131]

Almost"being the key word!

[@SullyReviews5000]

@@GMGBlackWhiteMUNGEY if you don’t think blowing a job like this is not life changing then I don’t know what to tell you

[@GMGBlackWhiteMUNGEY]

@@SullyReviews5000 it’s def not life changing. He can find another job and move on in another field if he chooses lol. It’s a bummer, but not life changing. Not from my perspective it isn’t.. You sound like you’d prob drink bleach if you lost this opportunity, and that’s just kind of sad. I’m guessing your a kid in 20s.. so you’ll learn soon enough

[@sheeesh6363]

Mush is nothing WITH Dave and Dan. Let alone without them lmao

[@chrisnaff]

I can relate to Hank, but it wasn’t at work for me. The only thing that made it easier is I was able to completely disconnect from the two others involved. For Hank to have to face them every day has to be torture. #teamhank

[@jozefdarragjati9367]

“What is this guy talking every sport in PMT” 😂😂

[@BD-su6hm]

Imagine Coin Boys being the only leg you can stand on