DAVE PORTNOY WANTS TANA MONGEAU IN PRISON? - BFFs EP. 169

We're back despite half the BFFs feeling under the weather to discuss this week's headlines - Kate Middleton's cancer announcement, Travis Kelce will host Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader and the BFFs test their fifth grade knowledge, Dave sentences Tana to prison, Milly Bobby Brown is a Karen, Kai Cenat's viewer involved in live police chase, Dave reveals if he was invited to Alex Cooper's wedding, Dave and Josh may attend an Alpha Male bootcamp, Tara Yummy in Landon Barker's new music video, the Quiet On Set docu-series, Diddy's home raid by homeland security, and more.
We finish with BFFs Corner where Dave shares his triumphant victory in his war against Bri's internet haters, a cat clapped back at Dave, Dave is a TikToker's "hear me out," Josh went on Therapuss, dogs up for adoption were named after the BFFs, and we Read Comments.
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[@SydneyKong]

NOT DAVE AND BRI BEEFING OVER WHOS CLOSER WITH CAITLIN CLARK 💀💀💀💀💀

[@kalubow632]

Dave was so mad 😂

[@hollyolszewski6635]

right, he was so mad lol

[@SydneyKong]

“I’m not going to Brazil so write that in your notes” “If you want Dave to go it can’t be in Brazil” LMAOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA

[@DJDogg55]

Josh - "Guys, we shouldn't air this, we shouldn't air this, we shouldn't air this" LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[@caitx777]

dave not looking at the camera in the intro gets me every time😂😂😂😂

[@FluffyWebb]

Right? 😂 the fact they filmed a new intro and he still looks just as confused is hilarious

[@gunit8315]

Dave saying he still wouldn’t have went to the wedding is hilarious

[@sus3858]

BABE WAKE UP NEW DAVE MISPRONUNCIATION OF DAMELIO JUST DROPPED

[@heyhi7762]

IKKK😭

[@eatmyoctopus]

it's been Demillo for ages 😂

[@SydneyKong]

Josh’s face when Dave said Canada 💀💀💀💀

[@ashleeyhicks]

"I'm not going to Brazil.... put that in ya notes" CRYING DAVE

[@dezloutay]

dave easing up to the idea of having cats literally made my heart grow two sizes

[@marialea143]

any other Alaskans dying over that being a “trick question”?! 🤦‍♀️🤣

[@moonboyyyy]

alaska ganggg

[@julia12782]

how is it there

[@audreyd16]

Every time I laugh out loud at something one of you guys says, I look to see if anyone else is laughing or thinks it’s funny and Josh is the only one who ever laughs. He definitely has the best sense of humor on the show

[@glamgal28]

Dave's reaction to Bri over the basketball player 😂

[@lex1839]

“Different 5th grader show bri”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irelandmiessau9100]

Dave is the goat, the definition of authenticity - never seen another person as straight up & themselves as Dave. & as a fellow New Englander, Bri feels like a childhood friend in all the best ways

[@grimmy7549]

How have y’all not had Zach Justice on yet?? What happened to the new employee to book guests?

[@heyhi7762]

he is one of the best podcasters in the game rn so funny

[@iCynnie]

Omg if he cross over to bff podcast. He's hilarious

[@MirandaM450]

I was literally just thinking I wonder when he will be on!

[@timftw6420]

Prison is crazy 😂😂

[@staciamccann6266]

Josh hasn’t lived in Canada for a while but we are not happy 😂

[@rosiethomasss]

'CAN-BERRA' was crazzyyyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eatmyoctopus]

I know! 😂 I'm literally in Canberra right now watching this.

[@Shngster]

How do you say it haha

[@eatmyoctopus]

@@Shngster it's like Can - bruh 😆

[@Shngster]

@@eatmyoctopus ah got it

[@liyahwaterson]

I love this pod so much y’all make me so happy don’t stop posting PLEASE

[@cheyanneterrill7930]

I genuinely love all 3 of you but I have to say Dave is by far my favorite. I love how blunt and honest he is. Also a bar in my town had a high noon cut out of Dave that me and my friends always love to take a pic with when we get drunk.😂

[@spryfilly8968]

lol Dave was so confident on being smarter than a filth grader and then proceeded to get clapped… 😳😳

[@thepaigeranee4434]

i was like “i wanna watch bffs” then realized there’s a new episode 😭🙏🏼 made my day fr

[@TheBauerOur]

"I don't do square footage" may be the funniest comment of all time

[@jocastaneda2739]

Dave is not aging like milk he is aging like fine wine

[@iCynnie]

Can't say the same for Jason nash lol he looks as old as his mom

[@andirush69]

Knock the hotel down 😂😂😂 love Dave’s dramatics

[@jrg125]

I look forward to the comments segment every episode now, it never fails to make me laugh loll

[@diylayne55]

When i first started watching I left a hate comment saying the style was uncomfortable to watch but I continued to give the pod a genuine chance and it has really grown on me I’m a subscriber now and genuinely love all of you guys

[@SydneyKong]

“Well go to prison with Tana” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@sh_83455]

my phone was playing in 1.25x for the canes ad and i thought dave took too many addy’s 😭

[@SydneyKong]

“Dave was definitely bullied in hs” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@knams2591]

dave needs to bring back the austin slander again it's so funny

[@Clairesworld4]

Not feeling well but having this to watch in bed definitely helps ❤

[@racheyy_g]

Reading the comments is my fav part of the pod. Dave is so funny

[@SydneyKong]

“Dave aging like milk” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@verifiedvette7519]

Love watching this pod every week

[@user-or8sk4so3e]

I love when you guys read the comments and roast the haters y’all are the reason I’m so unbothered by opps💯

[@natalieswayze4891]

As a Canadian, DAVE IS 10000% RIGHT! We pay so much taxes and are having the worst housing and job crisis we’ve ever had - everyone is talking about leaving and the younger population knows they won’t be able to buy a house unless they leave Canada. And it’s all our incompetent prime ministers fault.

[@melinaferrauilo8592]

I have never laughed so hard than are you smarter than a 5th grader

[@beautybychiara02]

i stan all of you even austin never stop this pod

[@grimmy7549]

LEAVE TANA ALONE 😭

[@alainacorliss3941]

Hey yall on the spotify intro daves says new episodes release every Wednesday. But isnt it Thursdays?

[@courtneecalder]

underwater fiji bungalow blue is the perfect description for eye color going to be using that

[@christiesadler4719]

How can anyone say anything bad about bri? shes just out here living her best life!

[@Realbrettski]

The headlines being hilariously bad never gets old

[@user-hq7iu9et1o]

I’m not gay but Dave portnoy is Dave portnoy

[@ThePaws1010]

Dave reading the milk comment lmaooo

[@sofiacheria1472]

“Underwater beachy bungalow blue eyes” 😂

[@MS-rs6od]

There’s no way they’re going to change every Walmart to only allow subscribers to use self check out. Coming from someone who lives in a small town, there’s literally never anyone checking people out at our store 😂😂

[@FluffyWebb]

Same our Walmart never has enough workers 😂 small towns are a different world I swear.

[@amycargen7196]

Bree saying she said the answers but fully did not say anything near the right answer 😂😂😂

[@skyguy1313]

Happy gilmore 2 needs to be about the boy caddy. Since its being played by will zalatoris it will be perfect. With tiger there too i think that route would be a homerun and use wills real life injury as a part in the movie.

[@tori-qx6pu]

thank you for being my weekly news source

[@dylanwilmore3978]

Y’all should consider doing a tour. I’m in Louisiana so it would take a while for yall to make it over here if at all lol

[@caitx777]

what a title😂😂😂

[@sofiacheria1472]

Love how anytime someone says somthing about Austin you hear him whisper somtbing in the background

[@mkatecav]

fav podcast I want a live show!! In Boston? Miami?

[@jennycp11]

Bri, two years ago you had no idea who Bruce Springsteen was on the pod and now you’ve met him AND watched your bf sing on stage with him. I feel like a proud mom. Dave probably does too. (My mom is 56 and has seen Bruce play over 100+ times)

[@sanders91]

i love when they read and react to the comments! ❤

[@user-xs8jj5bz1e]

I feel like donation places don’t proactively wash donations haha maybe I’m wrong

[@noahg5779]

The title is wild 😂

[@WutWutWhaat]

“Neptune I said that”

[@LivinginnTpa]

As someone who used to work at the Tampa Edition I find this hilarious

[@knc0927]

I love how Dave showed selective screenshots & left out the ones of him threatening Brooke.

[@karlacarrillo1853]

i wonder how many tries it takes bri and dave to do the sponsers

[@Kloleez]

I need the Miss Peaches hat

[@maurypage19]

Give Josh props for that “other 5th grader show” joke.

[@kaylalinn5567]

How did we skip over josh saying “I’ll kiss your mother” to the hater comment😂

[@littleprincess2319]

How tf do you confuse daves bungalow blue eyes for green…

[@Tramevin-_-YT]

We need to know! What O'Malley show are you guys going to?!

[@JohnDoe-dg5oo]

How are there not Chuck Norris'esque memes about Dave? The man is in constant battle with obstacles such as bad shoulders, friends not bringing him to events, exposure to colds etc but still comes out on top somehow. The man is a living legend.

[@elyssaweidler953]

They were def late to our show . 30 mins at that lol

[@carolinecook695]

Ik Dave gets a lot of hate from the ladies but I’m hear for the dry humor and realness he brings each episode. Some of these headlines are ridiculous and I love how he calls everyone out on their bs. I STAN Dave Portnoy!! - Caroline - AL

[@Dink_13]

I feel ya Dave, my sunscreen is always trying to take my eyes out. That shit burns for way too long.

[@leahreed2018]

Sometimes I wish this show got into more relevant news

[@alexismathis4496]

What happened to getting an assistant and doing a pod with bri, Dave and josh interviewing them

[@beautybychiara02]

that’s a different 5th grader show LOL

[@angelanicoleny]

Josh is so funny he's my favorite BFF hands down🤣

[@angelanicoleny]

"I'll kiss your mother" I'm screaming lol

[@therealron1648]

He said what now

[@Hivy23]

You think a clothes donation place/ Thrift stores launders the clothing?! 😅 no way. You should work at a goodwill for a day.. 😂

[@jrose0813]

I would sooo be down to do a “movie night” live and watch the movie too

[@user-yq3ko2fn7y]

People with no education get to become rich and famous it’s crZy

[@bradchevy1316]

They got social media marketing education, though not knowing square footage of 50 x 20 is a bit shocking.

[@iCynnie]

Ya the internet works crazy. If you get viral you can build on it or have an audience to get rich

[@kaaaatheeerine]

These comments are not it, Dave's a national treasure.

[@skaterdude14b]

Josh looks like Willem Dafoe lowkey

[@iCynnie]

I love Austin chiming in ❤ #teamaustin😂

[@gjl8805]

Love her. But there’s nothing worse than bri sniffling

[@JenniferAllen-ql9vh]

Just watched last few Miss Peaches videos… there is a very specific girl giggle in each #whoistakingvideo And welcome home MISS PEACHES SO HAPPY YOUR SAFE AND HOME WITH YOUR PAPA

[@user-tp4rp3id5b]

This is my new favourite podcast! The dynamic between Dave, Bri and Josh is on point. #MissPeachesForPresident2024

[@robbyf5522]

The fact none of them knew Alaska was the biggest state is insane

[@mollystebnitz9745]

What show are you going to? We want to see you with O'Malley!!

[@Marh3726]

Dave was so crabby today 🫠

[@Marh3726]

I type that too soon. He came alive for his Brooke almond rant 😂

[@SydneyKong]

“Is it a small wedding” 💀💀💀💀

[@PBJCraftsCreationsEvents21]

Dave I commented on that tik tok .. I said I LOVE ME SOME DAVE ❤❤❤

[@AslinCornelius]

why would dave put her in prison

[@knc0927]

I’d love to see Drake diss K. Dot! 🤣🤣

[@Zayyuu99]

You can tell josh hasn’t lived in Canada in years 😂 everyone wants to leave

[@lizzydealy8113]

13:13 Tana and Brooke were in fact late to the Charleston first show

[@kayleeb.d.3196]

I actually work at that venue and they weren’t late. They were waiting until everyone was in their seats.

[@bebeerin]

bri being so shocked about it being an adverb lol why does nobody learn grammar anymore

[@samanthagray7297]

Albertan here we're happy and don't want to split even tho our wacky premier makes it seem like it.

[@natalierun9]

Why is nobody commenting that ‘ very’ was used as an adjective in that sentence??

[@FluffyWebb]

Josh you were right about the Kai Cenat car chase happening already but it did happen again. Although I’m not sure exact details I was under the impression it was real. Who knows but this is the second time.

[@jordanwaters2445]

Is Josh high at the end of this lol