Dave Strider Vs Dirk Strider, Rap Battle Of The Century

[@asocksual4910]

i think we can all agree that the real winner is sqaurewave

[@VampMoneyCollective]

AGREED!

[@baxterjaye3984]

"neato dorito my dude supreme"

[@potato4387]

yes

[@dandyspacedandy]

Its freakish how accurate you got Dave's horrible flow

[@vinyl7641]

Lyrics. DIRK: Hey, dude. DAVE: hey dirk DIRK: I need a second on the rap battle today. You up? DAVE: i dont know dude last time things got a little hairy DIRK: What? Last time was awesome. That shit went viral. DAVE: things can go viral for the wrong reasons dawg DAVE: plus no one could tell our voices apart DIRK: Fuck that, dude. Rap me so hard. DAVE: fine but i get to go first and i get to pick the track DIRK: Cool. But Squarewave is MC'ing. DAVE: fuck DAVE: fine DAVE: you can tell by the way i use my walk ive had some help from- TEREZI: OH SH1T. DAVE: a seer with chalk ive got rhymes rattling around my dome for days boys named dirk better be out of my way when do you have time to spit when you watch your anime shows no shit just like your shows youre undeniably bad im ashamed to call you my mutual dad son you better get the shovel cuz for your corpse theyll be diggin the tunnel you can swing a sword just like its an art but my half sized sword cuts down the prince aparts SQUAREWAVE: NICE RHYME, BRO. YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME. BUT IT'S DIRK'S TURN TO RAP. NOW HE'S RISING TO FAME. DIRK: You've demonstrated your precision. Forming your rhyme-based incision. Into my psyche like the finest of surgeons. But you fail to account for in your incursion, that your shitty half scalpel can't penetrate. What we have here is a failure to calculate. So, despite your rhyming and the best of luck, you forgot you can't win if you suck. And just for the record, I was just being nice. Your rhymes aren't actually that precise. SQUAREWAVE: NEATO DORITOS, MY DUDE'S SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM. DAVE: can we turn him off please DIRK: No. DAVE: this track would be ideal if instead of a battle it was just me so my rhymes that could rattle everybody knows my flow can be tops all the folks watching at home are just waiting for you to stop In fact why not just concede victory to me before i splatter your guts for all to- SQUAREWAVE: READ DAVE: uh DAVE: whats he doing SQUAREWAVE: TREE. ME. SEE. PERIGEE. DIRK: He's fucking helping you, dude. DIRK: You might be hot shit inside of your brain, But suffice to say that soon you'll be slain And cut down to spec by katanas so shitty. You're like a little baby sucking my rap titty. I spin words together like a mellifluous bard. Remind me how many rap shows have you starred. Also, lay off Squarewave, lest you incur his wrath. Also, dude. Take a fucking bath. SQUAREWAVE: ALRIGHT, DUDES. WE ARE REACHING THE END. THIS IS SO COOL. I CAN BARELY COMPREHEND. DAVE: i shouldve known i shouldve been knew yet another rap battle you snookered me into every time we bust rhymes i suffer well this is it ive had enougher im putting an end to your assault rap mantle im about to do a somersault off the handle this is it dirk prepare for armageddon night- SQUAREWAVE: ARMAGEDDON WAS RELEASED IN 1998. STARRING BRUCE WILLIS, IT'S A MOVIE THAT'S GREAT. DAVE: AAH DIRK: Holy shit, dude. Keep the lid on your dick. Let me put a stop to this rap battle, real quick. I think we can crown the king prematurely. You've been acting all hell's of monstrous and surly. Squarewave tell us who's the best on the beat. Be the MC to Dave's defeat. SQUAREWAVE: WELL, DIRK, OLD BUDDY, I'M CALCULATING THE WINNER. WE SHOULD ALL BE HOME IN TIME FOR DINNER. BUT FIRST LET ME SAY WHAT A TERRIFIC RAP FIGHT. YOU BOYS REALLY ARE ALL RIGHT. I'VE KEPT YOU WAITING. AFTER DILIGENT WORK. IVE DECIDED THE WINNER. THE WINNER IS DIRK. DAVE: yeah you know what dirk DAVE: im gonna let you have this one DIRK: Fucking sick.

[@twrgrx]

Thank you, Russian speaking was not very clear to me

[@jibachulaloutre605]

We need more Epic Homestuck Rap Battles Next is Eridan vs Sollux

[@graysaurn]

this is the whitest thing i’ve seen from the homestuck fandom other than that “it’s cool bro” cosplay video.

[@Madisongs]

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[@Alien_Invasion_Of_1]

Damn man-

[@turntechgodhead1975]

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[@turntechgodhead1975]

OH WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE OCTOPIMP ONE OF BRO IN THE STORE...

[@jaydelris3028]

NEATO DORITOS MY DUDE SUPREME. DAVE RAPPING NEXT IS MY GREATEST DREAM.

[@tsumi_the_hapa4009]

Square wave is the winner for that line alone

[@cuddlywolfy]

"Ive had enougher" nice

[@CosmosGatito]

his sprite at that moment was aware of his fuckup

[@cindyrose5306]

god this is so good!! like your voice matches dirk and dave really well, and this is really well preformed!

[@Ducky_Lucky]

This evoked such a strong emotion within me I cannot properly elaborate but I started to cry a bit

[@aji6804]

b...brotherly love...i guess...???

[@PrinceofMilk]

I can tell their voices apart

[@melancholymaids3032]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@amateurdoesart2442]

im crying. im crying actual fucking tears. thanks.

[@DillonMaynard]

Squarewave is biased

[@kuprum7]

but still correct

[@andrewst-jacques4045]

I heard the beat and I started wheezing. I love this way too much-

[@pastelgalaxy123]

this is KILLER. please god do this again.

[@Faunadude]

cool video WHY AM I WATCHING THIS ITS 8:44 BUT IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY SCHOOL PROJECT DUE TOMOROW OR EITHER ON WEDNESDAY BECAUSE UUHH IDK I FORGOT WHEN IT WAS DUE WHYSISSEDKE

[@jackductions]

and then they failed

[@skylinesandturnstiles9595]

dirk small dirk small dirk small

[@CosmosGatito]

Beatdown Round 4

[@solastralis7305]

This is rad as hell 👌

[@CosmosGatito]

can't say that i don't listen to this on a daily basis. you should do a Round 2 with Ultimate Dirk and Candy!Dave (or Ultimate Dave homestuck art) pesterquest sprites.

[@sokota6861]

watching this in anticipation for White Boy Summer

[@gorrolaz]

bro had enougher!!

[@jamboReediculous]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! DAVE STRIDER! VS! DIRK STRIDERRRRRRRR!! BEGIN!

[@golgothastrickster]

This was the epicest video in the world!! I thought dirk was the best though but dave was so awesome too this si SOOO EPic!!!!!!!!

[@arcticpopsicle3033]

😔😔😔 dirk spits ice 😤😤😤 dave spits FIRE

[@pr2747]

squarewave is the real mvp, those parts were hilarious

[@potato4387]

0:33 0:44 amazing

[@potato4387]

2:14 "also dude... take a fucking bath"

[@melancholymaids3032]

Okah but what’s the backing track I mean I know it’s a staying alive remix, but what’s the link

[@fantoast6932]

fuck that was better than i imagined

[@ocomk0]

👽

[@princeofrage925]

Its really killing me that dirk sounds like the guy who does regularcarreviews 😂

[@MilanesaConPure]

The winner is Cal, no Cap

[@shellypalomarez2651]

yall, dirk is shorter than dave :DDD

[@SkiletZaiki]

Hey! Great rap battle, listening it sometimes on repeat (more than a human should do). But, ehhh, can I ask for a backing track? I was sure the link was in the description, but now it’s not?. Please?

[@dottyContrarian]

besides the song "staying alive"?

[@lunaraxel8909]

Is that pm Seymour

[@VampMoneyCollective]

This is epic omg

[@julialessly2887]

ok this ... i dont wanna say it ... but bars

[@PokemonFreak6298]

1:91 robot was spitting

[@melody-tz8gg]

dirk.

[@Mxcxqu3S]

I’m actually early for once

[@robins__corner]

Wh- Why is Dadd- Dave's voice deeper than Ma- Dirk? *I MEAN THEY'RE FINE AIFKJABKUAJDA*

[@ImSoSilly73]

Brother eugh

[@zmxncbvqpwoeiruty]

dude