David Mitchell Finds Cure For Crack Addiction | Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2014

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@NSGrendel
@NSGrendel 5 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this was the first indication for some people, that Mel B was humourless and self-centred. Totally understandable, being her first public appearance.
@milesz2885
@milesz2885 5 жыл бұрын
When i worked with people with autism they required multiple social settings so they can use them as contrast to get to know someone as using body language and tone of voice isnt in their skill set
@JoeBlac
@JoeBlac 5 жыл бұрын
It couldn't have been easy with her husband smacking her around pretty bad, covering up a lot of bruises, and having O/D trying to commit suicide not long before this show.
@JoeBlac
@JoeBlac 5 жыл бұрын
@ in hindsight, lots of things are probably not good ideas.
@gba1845
@gba1845 5 жыл бұрын
@@NSGrendel sentences that start with 'so', lol
@philipquenault5102
@philipquenault5102 5 жыл бұрын
@@NSGrendel No just no. I'm autistic and I have a sense of humour. Mel B is just a humourless shrew.
@TheHuntrees007
@TheHuntrees007 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B always seemed GENUINELY annoyed to be there and borderline hostile.
@DeanOliver1964
@DeanOliver1964 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. She seems a bit smug and stand-offish. I can't imagine she would be fun to be around.
@enemdisk6628
@enemdisk6628 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Didn't bother me much.
@saoirsedeltufo7436
@saoirsedeltufo7436 5 жыл бұрын
You know Ayoade is funny when he can make even Mel B laugh
@abigaileldritch
@abigaileldritch 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine how hilarious this episode would’ve been with Noel instead of mel
@schyren6770
@schyren6770 5 жыл бұрын
ABIIII! I FOUND YOU!!!
@abigaileldritch
@abigaileldritch 5 жыл бұрын
Schyren HELLO FRIEND WITH CLASS ❤️
@threecheers5101
@threecheers5101 4 жыл бұрын
Nivada Stars wtf does gender have to do with anything
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 4 жыл бұрын
@@threecheers5101 No he meant that as in "what a guy".
@threecheers5101
@threecheers5101 4 жыл бұрын
BenjaminGoose I don’t even remember writing that lol but looking back I see that, thanks for correcting me. Apologies, my mistake
@OGimouse1
@OGimouse1 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B ruined this episode HANDS DOWN. You know someone is bad when both Kevin Bridges and Richard Ayoade--at the SAME AIRING--can't resuscitate this episode.
@t3nder-4pe
@t3nder-4pe 5 жыл бұрын
That's why this exists: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXQhnaIdrV_l9U
@AndrewJJ-0114
@AndrewJJ-0114 5 жыл бұрын
So many comments on here critical of Mel B. She's a singer with no comedy experience on a show in the context of 6 professional stand-up comedians at the pinnacle of their careers, of course she is not going to look funny compared to them.
@Kickmon
@Kickmon 5 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewJJ-0114 True, but if you look at most other musicians on comedy shows they at least try to have a good time. Mel B just comes across as a snobby bitch
@Janinho897
@Janinho897 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna apologize for Ashley S. MacKenzie not mentioning David Mitchell's name. It shoulda been in there, we all know that.
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 5 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, the stick up her ass gave everyone else a launchpad for their own jokes. www.google.com/search?q=straight+man&oq=straight+man&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-hp.12..0l5.1719.7912.0.8671.14.12.0.2.2.0.355.2993.1j2j4j5.12.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-hp..3.11.2254.MZad9X1Dt-Y
@puirYorick
@puirYorick 5 жыл бұрын
"Why's he eating a banana?" Mel B was genuinely confused.
@rubenknol1590
@rubenknol1590 5 жыл бұрын
That shade that Jimmy threw saying: Don't call that angry bird old. Love it.
@lolus8974
@lolus8974 5 жыл бұрын
Really feel for Micky here
@Humanlink1
@Humanlink1 5 жыл бұрын
Mel should just stick to being a judge. You know a judge, an unfunny person who thinks their opinions are important and interesting.
@jasonsuter13
@jasonsuter13 5 жыл бұрын
Not even that... Traffic warden at best
@cremegaming7573
@cremegaming7573 4 жыл бұрын
She should try out reddit
@OddsTheo
@OddsTheo 5 жыл бұрын
I tell you what, that Flappy Bird is really moreish..
@douglasedwardhackett3997
@douglasedwardhackett3997 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B hated that clunge plunger joke
@saoirsedeltufo7436
@saoirsedeltufo7436 5 жыл бұрын
She didn’t do well with any jokes tbh
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she hated everything.
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 5 жыл бұрын
I don't usually like Kevin Bridges but I'm going straight out tomorrow to get "Clunge Plunger" printed on a tee-shirt :-)
@marcchandley6680
@marcchandley6680 5 жыл бұрын
Deco Dolly u don’t usually like Kevin bridges, is there something wrong with u?
@decodolly1535
@decodolly1535 5 жыл бұрын
@@marcchandley6680 Not that I know. I don't think there's anything wrong with Kevin Bridges either, we just don't share the same sense of humour.
@idkwefr1751
@idkwefr1751 5 жыл бұрын
I grew a genuine disdain for Mel B after watching this Big Fat Quiz.
@jaybrewster2475
@jaybrewster2475 5 жыл бұрын
Why?
@theliquor6423
@theliquor6423 5 жыл бұрын
She’s an ill tempered old diva, if you watch the full episode watch her reactions to pretty much everything.
@LasseLundster
@LasseLundster 5 жыл бұрын
She was literally acting like that stupid bitch in 9th grade who had to put everyone else down all the time, like shut up Karen just because you didn't find something funny doesn't mean you should bully peoples opinion, the world doesn't revolve around you
@Kawiturbo750
@Kawiturbo750 5 жыл бұрын
Stabilo Boss did a truly professional job of removing any trace of Mel B for the whole Big Fat Quiz 2014: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXQhnaIdrV_l9U
@debsermon4810
@debsermon4810 5 жыл бұрын
She definitely behaved as though this was a contractual obligation in which she had no desire to participate.
@JonasHamill
@JonasHamill 5 жыл бұрын
Spot the non-comedian
@nayrecitsuj7426
@nayrecitsuj7426 5 жыл бұрын
Jonas Hamill Ding! Ding! Ding! Sarah Millican. Now what prize do I get?
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 5 жыл бұрын
Jonas Hamill spot the slag
@samuelwoods164
@samuelwoods164 5 жыл бұрын
Interestingly when I stopped taking oxycontin and morphine along term after different surgeries it was from putting my entire attention into games on my laptop that allowed me to do it, its actually a good way to cure addiction/clean up
@jonathant4201
@jonathant4201 5 жыл бұрын
Her genuine disdain/annoyed confusion at 10:11 and 10:20 is how my family react to my every life choice. I am Ayoade eating a banana.
@Activated_Complex
@Activated_Complex 5 жыл бұрын
“Please, don’t say the angry bird is quite old.” That was a sick burn.
@panchostoystash4502
@panchostoystash4502 4 жыл бұрын
Mel B made this episode for me. She was so uncomfortable and the others just didn’t care. Simply brilliant. She kept setting herself up to be the butt of the joke.
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
thank you! I know it's basically the law now that she ruined this episode but I thought she was hilarious, intentionally or unintentionally...
@jacksonpurcell8625
@jacksonpurcell8625 5 жыл бұрын
sarah is 11 years older than kevin, so TECHNICALLY it could be biologically possible for her to be his mother. unethical and unlikely, but technically possible
@PaulMab9
@PaulMab9 5 жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne What...... That was *never* anywhere close to a typical age for pregnancy. While I am sure there have been isolated instances throughout history, it has never been a significant percentage. Let alone a percentage large enough to significantly impact the average! And all of that is not even mentioning that your use of the term "average" implies that there would have been *prepubescent* girls having children. So I'll just assume you mean that it wasn't as unusual, which it most certainly was!
@SuddenReal
@SuddenReal 5 жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne I think you want to check that again. It's way MORE than only 30 years. But yes, other than how long ago it was, you are correct.
@Kawdek
@Kawdek 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Mab Don’t bother, knowing the internet, it’s either just another sicko trying to excuse their own paedophilia or some historical revisionist trying to portray the entirety of human history as abhorrent in order to make whatever psychopathic, dictatorial agenda they support seem less objectionable by comparison.
@JohnN320
@JohnN320 4 жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne ah yes, 30 years ago when humans AGED FASTER. I guess your brain didn't age fast enough cuz you're actually the dumbest man I've seen.
@wight1984
@wight1984 3 жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne Average age for first pregnancy was not 11 whether we're talking about 30 or 300 years ago. 30 years ago is the 1990s, at which time the average age for first pregnancy was late twenties. It's not been lower than the mid twenties (in the UK) for all of the 20th century. Even in the medieval period, the average age of childbirth was still in the twenties, with some women having children in their late teens. There was a practice of arranged marriages happening with 10-16 year olds, but that was mostly for noble families (not commoners) and those girls weren't expected to carry children until significantly older.
@stewarthayhurst1079
@stewarthayhurst1079 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B is just awful she does not know how to talk to people without looking down on them
@TheTomLees
@TheTomLees 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B makes Amy Schumer look tolerable
@stupidburp
@stupidburp 5 жыл бұрын
Let's not get carried away
@hyperbananas6462
@hyperbananas6462 4 жыл бұрын
You can see Micky lose his will to live at 5:06.
@TheBushdoctor68
@TheBushdoctor68 5 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, it's for Mel B to have a sense of humor.
@jozefsan
@jozefsan 5 жыл бұрын
and there is reason why nobody want employ Mel B
@Goodstegosaurus
@Goodstegosaurus 4 жыл бұрын
If only Super Hans had Flappy Bird
@8Oresamada8
@8Oresamada8 5 жыл бұрын
I freakin love Ayoade😂
@robn.4668
@robn.4668 5 жыл бұрын
the closed captioning on this is just delightful
@AB-gz9yb
@AB-gz9yb 5 жыл бұрын
Richard is just amazing
@dannybowden8909
@dannybowden8909 5 жыл бұрын
Even Richard can't save a show with Mel B(itch) on it. Dumb clunge. Poor Micky.
@aethelwyrnblack4918
@aethelwyrnblack4918 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember those KZbin comment re-enactment videos that were on this channel? They were classic.
@TheOriginalEL
@TheOriginalEL 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Mel was playing Flappy Bird that day
@TeaAtTwo2
@TeaAtTwo2 5 жыл бұрын
Forget about how annoying Mel B was, loved David rant about the Flappy bird creator.
@WendyMenjivar_Videos
@WendyMenjivar_Videos 5 жыл бұрын
I don't really understand the hate. She's not really being "mean", she's just clearly out of her element and is probably aware that she can't measure up comedically with everyone else so she plays the only role-dynamic that she knows in this situation: the straight man to all the comics. Mickey seems to be making light of it as much as possible but he doesn't look too miserable?
@SuddenReal
@SuddenReal 5 жыл бұрын
Watch the start again. The part where she has that way too long discussion about the team name. That's not getting the joke. Now, imagine that for the full episode. A straight man sets things up. She continued after the fact, dragging everything out until everyone just gives up because it's not funny anymore. This is a 2 hour episode, with all the best bits in just under 12 minutes. That's how horrid she made that episode.
@Uncle_T
@Uncle_T 5 жыл бұрын
I love BFQOTY but Mel B makes this one unwatchable for me. Wow, just wow!
@viafox90
@viafox90 5 жыл бұрын
Tomas Green I know right? I usually like to watch the episodes again, but this one was just painful. I felt sorry for her partner from the get go.
@piciallanana
@piciallanana 5 жыл бұрын
raise your hand if you thought of SUPER HANS when David was discussing crack addiction.
@BumMcFluff
@BumMcFluff 5 жыл бұрын
You do know that you won't be able to see these raised hands, don't you? That's not how the internet works. It's usually best employed as a forum for smart arses like me to be 'witty' and 'funny'.
@jet3296
@jet3296 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheMintedAero1993
@TheMintedAero1993 5 жыл бұрын
And if you thought if Marks balls and whether or not Sophie would mind about them when they talked about his global issues
@leood5431
@leood5431 5 жыл бұрын
@beardednomad3625
@beardednomad3625 5 жыл бұрын
And men with ven....
@creativeseagullart5719
@creativeseagullart5719 5 жыл бұрын
Why did it end when it did? I've got to know what the Queen said!
@nayrecitsuj7426
@nayrecitsuj7426 5 жыл бұрын
Creative Seagull Coloring Books She, supposedly, purred like a cat.
@skyejacques
@skyejacques 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Ayoyade.. CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
@leood5431
@leood5431 5 жыл бұрын
I somehow want a ringtone of mel b not laughing at "the angry bird is old"
@annother3350
@annother3350 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the paint colour in our hallway was called klunge
@danielcrewe732
@danielcrewe732 5 жыл бұрын
Ann Other Wow I bet painting the ceiling was difficult
@ShepherdOfTheWeak
@ShepherdOfTheWeak 3 жыл бұрын
Which year is this?
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
BFQ/Year 2014
@alexcarey5974
@alexcarey5974 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what Kevin Bridges is 28? I thought he was in his fifties
@gitman3486
@gitman3486 3 жыл бұрын
28 is 56 in Scot years
@BarbaraBastron
@BarbaraBastron 5 жыл бұрын
Richard, I call your voices “spinto” not nasal.
@lazyjesus6573
@lazyjesus6573 5 жыл бұрын
Melanie Brown’s a bit stuck up and confused 😐
@steve-on7kl
@steve-on7kl 5 жыл бұрын
I love Moss
@andrewcarson5850
@andrewcarson5850 5 жыл бұрын
So? I'm a fan of algae but I don't bang on about it.
@Kawiturbo750
@Kawiturbo750 5 жыл бұрын
Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2014 with all traces of Mel B removed: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXQhnaIdrV_l9U
@thingamajacky
@thingamajacky 5 жыл бұрын
two nasal men. gold.
@RatelHBadger
@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges should be a national treasure
@csdthunder
@csdthunder 5 жыл бұрын
• CalBear exactly what I thought when I read that comment
@KingADDJ
@KingADDJ 5 жыл бұрын
god I forgot how unwatchable Mel B made this episode
@JayJay-17
@JayJay-17 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone that’s curious there’s a version of the episode without Mel b on KZbin 😅😂
@kolio4917
@kolio4917 5 жыл бұрын
Mel b was so snooty
@abhijeet.kavia13
@abhijeet.kavia13 4 жыл бұрын
I've got a clunge plunger.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LiterallyMark1
@LiterallyMark1 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Mel B so passive aggressive?
@Vikotnick
@Vikotnick 5 жыл бұрын
Jeez, Mel. Lighten up!
@steviboyy
@steviboyy 5 жыл бұрын
I think Black Spice wanted more money for being there.
@saturnista5510
@saturnista5510 5 жыл бұрын
Pepper
@BumMcFluff
@BumMcFluff 5 жыл бұрын
Old Spice.
@BumMcFluff
@BumMcFluff 5 жыл бұрын
I'll admit it's not original, but I like it.
@MrRookitty
@MrRookitty 5 жыл бұрын
No wonder Mel B was called Scary Spice....
@Nulono
@Nulono 5 жыл бұрын
7:24 You will pay with what?
@nayrecitsuj7426
@nayrecitsuj7426 5 жыл бұрын
Nulono I think he said "You are playing with fire".
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
listen, I thought Mel B was hilarious, and if you disagree you damn well better never have replied to someone else with 'humor is subjective' 'that's your opinion' and whatnot... or complained about the show going downhill, they make so damn many of these thank goodness they try something new once in a while
@annamcaulay5429
@annamcaulay5429 5 жыл бұрын
mel b is a right clunge plunge
@SapphireMist888
@SapphireMist888 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B ruined this episode for me. I love, love, love the Spice Girls so this was disappointing on the highest level.
@firstnamelastname-oy7es
@firstnamelastname-oy7es 4 жыл бұрын
She's drunk. Or on drugs. She's talking in slow motion.
@Johnny-Joseph
@Johnny-Joseph 5 жыл бұрын
Who is that Mel B gal? Horrendous addition to a comedy show
@tychul
@tychul 5 жыл бұрын
While she is non-funny, she didn’t set them up for some good witty quips.
@francaperotti5934
@francaperotti5934 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah Millican is amazing.
@iseriver3982
@iseriver3982 3 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if Mel b is being very meta, or is genuinely out of her depth and cursing her agent.
@titanuranus3095
@titanuranus3095 5 жыл бұрын
Discrete cut after clungeplunger.
@Saucyakld
@Saucyakld 5 жыл бұрын
Mel is hilarious, hahaha!
@chain-wallet
@chain-wallet 4 жыл бұрын
i think i know what the b in mel b stands for
@fernandohood5657
@fernandohood5657 5 жыл бұрын
GLoBal IssuEs
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
Kevin is really 28 here?? no shade to him, he just looks like he's never been less than 35...
@Codex7777
@Codex7777 5 жыл бұрын
Tbf to Mel, she wasn't being stuck up. She was actually trying to be funny but her delivery was awful. She was doing that, 'confused and outraged' type of 'thang'...
@_J.F_
@_J.F_ 5 жыл бұрын
I actually thought that Mel B´s behaviour added to the show. She played on the "blond-joke" personality and as the only non-comedian on the panel I think she did okay.
@aaronkeane2336
@aaronkeane2336 5 жыл бұрын
She didn't play on any joke. She's just thick, plain and simple.
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
I thought she was hilarious and I hope no one hating on her has ever replied to another comment saying 'humor is subjective' 'that's your opinion' and whatnot...
@etho09
@etho09 5 жыл бұрын
Wow. Have never seen Mel B in any other context apart from the spice girls. It is one thing to be painfully unfunny, it is another to actively shit on any humourous vibe that anyone else gets going. She is awful!
@Rubbafingaz1
@Rubbafingaz1 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B is such a clunge!!!
@CouldBeSaladFingers
@CouldBeSaladFingers 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck me Mel B is absolutely tragic
@MidgetBuddie
@MidgetBuddie 3 жыл бұрын
99% of these comments are Mel related 🤣
@halwakka504
@halwakka504 4 жыл бұрын
The laugh track on some of these shows is too loud and abrupt.
@alistaircochrane2870
@alistaircochrane2870 4 жыл бұрын
There’s an audience
@halwakka504
@halwakka504 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, there's an audience. You can't hear the audience for the most part because it's been modified. Listen to how loud and suddenly everyone laughs, then everyone stops *just* as the conversation starts again, then starts when they're finished their next line. Actual laughter tends to peter out instead of everyone stopping in the same half second, and often you'll hear only a few people laugh at something that's a bit obscure, then others will get it shortly afterward and laugh. It's a fucking pity too, because most of these guys (especially Carr and Mitchell) are a riot and the obnoxious fake laughter distracts from it. :p
@tomthetinker1024
@tomthetinker1024 5 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a Jordy? Don’t know if I’m spelling it right. Christ, watching this as an American you get about 4/5 words. Still funny though.
@OMDoran
@OMDoran 5 жыл бұрын
Geordie is someone from Tyneside in the North East of England
@danielcrewe732
@danielcrewe732 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B was awesome, she’s soo funny
@nigelbenn4642
@nigelbenn4642 3 жыл бұрын
Jes Mel B is just like a Tory MP, so removed from reality.
@t3nder-4pe
@t3nder-4pe 5 жыл бұрын
This belongs here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXQhnaIdrV_l9U (Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2014 (Without Mel B))
@joeyc5879
@joeyc5879 5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who loved mel b? Like damn she was dry and it was great.
@Saucyakld
@Saucyakld 5 жыл бұрын
Loved Mel too but the trolls have no sense of humour!
@just-tess
@just-tess 4 ай бұрын
no! I think she was hilarious, hope no one hating on her has ever replied to another comment saying 'humor is subjective' 'well that's your opinion' and whatnot...
@MarkOfTzeentch
@MarkOfTzeentch 5 жыл бұрын
wow was it really 2014 that this shit show happened?
@CorvusCorone68
@CorvusCorone68 5 жыл бұрын
i personally think offence is taken, not given; i enjoyed Mel B, but then i enjoy domineering women with sharp tongues; i was a bit disappointed they didn't have the bit where they quote snippets of Spice Girls songs at her
@TcheQ
@TcheQ 5 жыл бұрын
8:30 and thanks me later
@vandiesel5447
@vandiesel5447 5 жыл бұрын
Mel B is a klunge
@txdreamts
@txdreamts 5 жыл бұрын
Mel b had no sense of humor at all it's sad I love her but dont bring her back ever again lol
@michaelb2388
@michaelb2388 4 жыл бұрын
Is this show meant to be funny?
@gordondean9839
@gordondean9839 5 жыл бұрын
in those days, one appalling panelist could ruin a show, seems that now the majority are talent-free obnoxious twats. RIP UK panel shows, you are sadly missed.
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