David Mitchell is a Male ICON

[@blainegreene9751]

If you crop out the pizza in the David Mitchell pic it looks like he's playing a Melee set

[@Ivanhoenn]

That's what I thought too, lol

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

ty for the banger tweet twitter.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1784329980442505717

[@blainegreene9751]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau 🤝

[@vmp916]

Our KZbin comments can make it to the Addams family stan account which can then make it to NL. They are calling it the parasocial proxy.

[@supersamshbrosmelee]

+2

[@scrapox217]

It's crazy how I've watched multiple hours of Balatro by now without a single clue how that game actually works. It might as well be randomly flashing lights.

[@seenextpage]

Its pure noise when you don't know what's going on, but once you realise it's just scoring points based on poker hands and multiplers it all starts to make sense

[@plus4169]

it's fun and worth playing, but get it twisted, you WILL become a type A chatter once you know how the game works

[@xzxzxccxzcw2028]

@@plus4169 Fate worse than death

[@winwillkim]

me with the animal battle game thingie

[@vmp916]

Well you see, first you squamy and then you squam

[@mulhollandoverdrive]

okay i'm not an anti-weed guy by any means but i do agree with that one tweet that is like "bro we are just going to 7/11 why do you need to take a hit are you okay"

[@badaboum2]

I'm a weed guy and even I agree.

[@PisserFartShitt]

Why not?

[@colehuston4510]

had to look in a mirror when i made my roommates wait to watch tv so i could toke first everytime

[@justinnolte3205]

I'm a massive stoner and that's a little much for me even lol

[@christibor8821]

Those people are to weed what alcoholics are to liquor. They exist but they don’t represent the majority

[@skeptale]

As someone who lives in Japan, the irony of a Japanese person calling Canadians "friendly on the surface but inside it's a big ball of complaints and racism" is hilarious to me

[@cinaralin]

Probably went to NA thinking that everyone were just gonna be permanently honne and got a soul crushing reality check.

[@gnerus1972]

NA is just as racist as Asia but people pretend it isn't for some reason

[@kazumahazeuzumaki]

Hilarious, and accurate.

[@atmaweapon3958]

the anti-caffeine/nofap crossover is just Mormons lol

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

oh my god it all makes sense now

[@Christiaan-qj8fi]

I’m aware that I’m 3 months late here but as an ex-Mormon that’s actually changing slowly lol. Caffeine is accepted and chill, coffee and tea are the no-goes though. As for the no-fap, that actually depends on the bishop and local culture. It’s weirdly variable, but the pendulum seems to have swung towards “it’s natural, don’t go crazy with it”. Basically, caffeine is chill, jacking off on occasion is chill, gooning and coffee are still no goes.

[@zoid_on_youtube]

@@Christiaan-qj8fi can you elaborate on "caffeine is okay, but coffee is bad"? Cause the only reason I can possibly imagine for someone to think coffee is bad is because of the caffeine, but if thats not the issue, then whats the deal?

[@kazumahazeuzumaki]

​@@zoid_on_youtubeIt's brown.

[@willow_tree]

iirc the prohibition in LDS is against "hot drinks" and since that was written in the 19th century it is debatable what they meant that to mean​@@zoid_on_youtube

[@mewtastic2409]

"Edging son or gooning daughter???" amazing chat message I'm so glad I happened to be tabbed onto the video LMAO

[@StarryxNight5]

Gooning daughter. Easy

[@astolfo9184]

David Mitchell is like a cartoon level posh guy. He literally owned a bell that he'd ring when he needed things, used to wear a cape as a child, and packs an evening gown he only wears when he travels. He's like a normal guy, sure, but he's also incredibly posh sometimes.

[@aykutt3244]

I also fucking love would I lie to you❤

[@TheLucidChiba]

WILTY is great I agree lol

[@ashb7]

​@@TheLucidChibaWILTY and Taskmaster were absolutely pogged discoveries for me during the pandemic. Panel shows are peak cinema

[@dvizr]

I also saw that WILTY video

[@ThomasPoorman]

QI tho

[@iseriver3982]

My friend wouldn't mocha in Caffeine City. Now he's dead.

[@skunkbert]

he fucking _died._

[@0ptimuscrime]

F

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

they fucking KILLED him.

[@gungy_vt]

That barcode shirt seems like a brilliant idea, but damn that guy wearing it seemed like a nightmare of a customer. I mean, you can only assume he's been to Costco before and should know the procedures, given that he put the barcode for their chicken on his shirt, but he's still not ready with his Costco card and he's trying to forcibly hand the cashier his credit card despite using the card reader himself at the end of it. He's so preoccupied with being afraid some red colored light hits his chicken that's been under really hot orange colored lights that he's just not mentally present for the tasks at hand. Like, he should've put his Costco Card barcode on the shirt as well, at the very least.

[@Benthorpy]

Maybe I'm wrong but wouldn't the chicken get blasted with those same frequencies with similar or more intensity from the sun? Better cover those chickens all the way home

[@MrMapacheco]

you don't get it, orange is good for the chicken 😌👍 red is bad scary ugly 😱👎

[@zerofourfiveone]

@@Benthorpy it's like Alpha particles. They produce ionizing radiation with low penetration (stopped by skin or cloth). However when ingested it becomes the most toxic because your organs getting constantly cooked from the inside. He should probably wear a mask so that the LED particles on his shirt aren't inhaled.

[@jacethomas5562]

​@@MrMapachecothat makes sense orange good like campfire red scary laser

[@connordelaney6254]

3:34 people drinking coffee over alcohol absolutely kick-started the enlightenment

[@HughMungus4655]

safe drinking water goes crazy

[@Drekromancer]

@@HughMungus4655 +2 for aquamaxxing

[@HughMungus4655]

@@willsk3122 literacy rates didnt significantly change until well after the 15th century. public education drove that one

[@4rtie]

​@@willsk3122nah bro, trust me, it was the caffeine. No confounding variables at all in this thesis.

[@4rtie]

​@@HughMungus4655public education which was made possible through books not being hand-written

[@ferth2315]

I’m surprised more people don’t know about the rotisserie chicken guy. He’s kind of a legend in New York, he’s this weird old Jewish dude who before going viral on tiktok would go outside of shops and protest the cost of bagels with signs and shit. Funniest shit I ever seen

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

god forbid men have hobbies

[@micalishis]

I feel like I have seen him before. He looks weirdly familiar to me

[@ciarangallaghercg]

People that don't understand addiction I would highly recommend you read about the addiction rat study. It basically came to the conclusion that people often get addicted to things because they don't have other good things in their lives i.e. you're more likely to get addicted to drugs/porn if you are not happy enough with your life and feel like you don't have a lot to lose. It's obviously more complex then that but it's a really interesting look at how societal problems can lead to addiction.

[@GEM4sta]

I feel that this is inherently obvious

[@ciarangallaghercg]

​​@@GEM4stachatter at 5:46 literally asks why not everyone gets addicted so I was giving an extension of NL's explanation. You'd be surprised how many people don't understand the mechanisms of addiction. It's also clear by most government policy across the world that many governments are unwilling to accept or fix this truth.

[@m4r1o148]

​@@GEM4sta Yeah, there are a lot of things that you think would be universally understood, but if that were really the case, a lot of the problems would probably be much easier to solve. Some people really just don't think or haven't been taught to analyze things.

[@jambott5520]

​@@GEM4sta Unfortunately the attitude that addiction is a personal problem, and not a societal problem is very widespread. The idea that addiction is often caused by environment is not as obvious as it would seem.

[@malenaisme]

Given that I became a stoner during COVID lockdown this explains so much to me lol

[@96Grayman]

British Panel shows are goated and David Mitchell is a big part of why it is that way. Love that guy. ALSO: if NL actually doesn't know "Would I Lie To You", I'd highly recommend it, seems like he'd like the humor and pedanticism of it all.

[@jarvishp7971]

That James Acaster cabbage one is absolute gold.

[@thaDjMauz]

Every Bob Mortimer story tickles the same non-sequitur thing as chib

[@96Grayman]

@@thaDjMauz oh my god yes!

[@xzxzxccxzcw2028]

@@doghat1619 You're on an island with that one

[@jarvishp7971]

​@@doghat1619 ehh, agree to disagree

[@nathanchaytor]

this video felt like it was edited like a chris nolan movie, just going back and forth to the same balatro run.

[@morgan2010nucka]

A friend of a friend of mine is best mates with GirthMaster and apparently hes a 10/10 bloke. Very humble and aware of how lucky he is to be in his situation.

[@Materialist39]

He def passed the vibe check even in the quick clip

[@doj456]

can you tell him to hmu???

[@GiodyneSTG]

No fap is funny to me. I feel like it only benefits the extremely addicted and the other half is them thinking busting in general is abnormal

[@jacethomas5562]

I automatically assume that any honor-system based challenge is a joke nobody actually goes through with. I mean I'm probably wrong but at least this way it's interesting to think about and in that way I've given it purpose.

[@robinvik1]

We're cosco guys! Oh course we got the chicken bar code printed on our shirts! We're cosco guys!

[@jacethomas5562]

And I'm cousin Angelo, you never know when I'm going to show up!

[@McMurdo-Station]

Chicken guy was just concerned about the electrical infetterence

[@nife_f5]

6:08 Me in 2011 walking in to school wearing cargo shorts: NOOOOOOOOOO

[@kornelparoczai1763]

Me wearing a hoodie and jeans in 2015: Fuuuuuu

[@NerdTheBox]

love the guy at 9:07 discovering streamers "This guy yaps and plays games. Perfect job"

[@kooliooolio]

nestris player spotted wat the freak

[@NerdTheBox]

@@kooliooolio this guy rolls and places blocks. yayyy perfect game

[@aegisfate117]

​@@koolioooliohatris 1v1 me

[@greenbean4422]

We're librarian guys, of course we're in the twitter replies of a sport we don't watch trolling fanbases of teams that actually have a stanley cup

[@delimonky12]

DD Eisenhower: “Often drew himself younger and with hair”

[@CycleMantis]

Unseal the Northernlion doodles archive

[@gamingsuperun]

The only thing stopping me from being trapped in a dimension of eternal gooning is my social obligations, he's right.

[@dingledonk8027]

The balatro music is fucking sending me to the moon I can't take it anymore

[@quaker47]

i don't know how people can mentally handle hearing that same song for tens or hundreds of hours. i have 60 hours in the game and i probably had to mute it 3 hours in and play my own jams

[@paulunga]

It's honestly one of the reasons I don't like to watch his balatro streams. That music droning on for two hours is just too much for me.

[@HoytTheMage]

😂 e 🎉😅🎉i😊 huh s p😢fi

[@HoytTheMage]

😅tlg😂Ai😢tte😅😊​@@quaker47g5😂ti😊 u u😅 El 😅3e 9:23 😅😂

[@Konradix05]

I actually love the track and can't believe the balls to put it as the only one.

[@micalishis]

So that guy is so afraid of lasers that he doesnt want it anywhere near his chicken, yet hes okay with them shooting those lasers directly at his heart? Lmao

[@squary3d]

I'm suprised the knife and fork + pizza never came up. Thats a whole area of food discourse to mine.

[@badaboum2]

It's just European vs American way of eating pizza, really not that deep. If you go to a restaurant and eat pizza with your hands here people will think you're mentally challenged. Now the UK is barely Europe but still, they're not complete savages. Note though that takeout/delivery/frozen pizza will generally be eaten with your hands, and that it's generally okay to eat fries or a burger with your hands in a restaurant, so it's really fairly nonsensical.

[@hugo6360]

I feel like in Europe, when you order a pizza you generally get it as a whole pizza, like, not sliced for you, so I tend to cut a piece then eat, then repeat the process, at least at like, italian restaurants and such

[@renzaurellano1234]

old heads having flashbacks to the ten thousand hours upon hours of NLSSs mining the right way to eat pizza discourse like a north american miner in the 1800s

[@Drekromancer]

@@renzaurellano1234 +2

[@gnerus1972]

@@badaboum2 Europe is not a country Absolutely fucking nobody eats pizza with forks in Poland, Czechia and Germany

[@azmilog]

ive been watching your compilations for a while now and this was actually the first stream i have tuned into and actively chatted... seeing a comment of mine being read by NL and then making the librarian video is a little surreal lol... back to lurking for me

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

dont get too addicted to the dopamine

[@azmilog]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau it honestly felt a little uncomfortable in the moment? like being naked in a room full of people. i can't fully place how it felt but i guess that's why people would get addicted to it

[@baronofclubs]

​@@azmilog It's not as addictive as caffeine though

[@Dr_Baphomet]

@@azmilog If you felt naked now, what would you feel like if he audited your chat logs live? Prostate Exam in a stadium full of people?

[@azmilog]

@@Dr_Baphomet i mean i literally have a total of like 15 chat messages i think i would be fine

[@paulunga]

Mitchell & Webb is one of my favorite sketch comedy duos. And Mitchell's rants are incredibly NL-pilled, though usually pointed at an actual person, not a straw man.

[@bongor628]

Dude, during the entire Drew Carey story I was confused and imagining Jim Carey, but realizing it was Drew makes it even funnier to me

[@waltermcdonough]

richard nixon was just drawing fun geometric patterns like an elementary school kid, those drawings are so normal

[@jacethomas5562]

I agree don't we all remember that one S that kind of looks like this ^ |\| |\| V

[@RawBerserker]

I had this same reaction when someone tried to share that tweet to me lol David Mitchell is the treasure we must savour while we can Absolute legend

[@ratheruncreativename3252]

I remember talking to someone very anti-caffeine online, and they were something like "*you* might not have had bad caffeine withdrawal, but my friend was *fucked up* by it when they tried to stop." Like, sorry for your friend's experience, but just because they had a particularly bad experience after probably downing like 4 or 5 cups of coffee a day and suddenly stopping it doesn't mean coffee is a horrible substance no one should touch. Some people are affected by drugs differently, and if you have a really bad experience with one, the answer is "*I* shouldn't mess with it," not "*no one* should ever use it."

[@bonehed1]

@@godlyvex5543 it happens because of the ridiculous amounts of people that will tell you weed is healthy. Plenty of people have had the one friend that can't eat without weed, is bored and uninterested when you try to do anything fun unless they have some weed first, forgets everything all the time and thinks slowly, and then has the gall to tell you it's fine they smoke weed 4 times a day because "it's just a plant, it's natural." Not to mention that doctors will tell you smoking ANYTHING at all is bad for your lungs. Weed is not addictive in the chemical sense (the way severe alcohol or opiate withdrawals will send your body into shock and kill you) but people can be addicted to virtually any activity that's a quick and easy dopamine hit. Video games, cornography, and yes, weed. And the smokers who can't be normal without weed will lose their minds if you say this to them.

[@LordVader1094]

​@@godlyvex5543It's justified because stoners are annoying, and get on a high horse about a boof substance.

[@marcelocoronado7805]

Caffine is definitely an addiction for a lot of people. As far addictions go, it seems mostly fine. The 1 or 2 coffee a day crowd seem to have no problem, other than irritability when their routine is missed. The multiple energy drinks every day people, though.... Some things I've seen: High energy, followed by crashing. Migrane headaches. Sleep deprivation. Increased use of painkillers.

[@jacobely6826]

to be fair i highly doubt thats on the head of the caffeine in energy drinks though, and probably more to do with the mountain of sugar, and many many times the amount of certain vitamins. etc.

[@JanPospisilArt]

Ummm, "Dogboy" is clearly a reference to a character from the David Webb Peoples 1989 film "Salute of the Jugger" (alternatively also "Blood of Heroes") starring Rutger Hauer, Vincent D'Onofrio and Joan Chen, a story about a team of underdogs struggling upwards in a violent postapocalyptic sports league in the deserts of Australia.

[@Smellyalater]

Hello to the gamers

[@lrba5524]

hi

[@drewpeacock9087]

me?

[@pavcho2211]

+2

[@ace5802]

Wassup

[@stevenjolkin8139]

i had a dream that the way librarian finds stuff nl mentions so fast is by wearing a go pro and while scrolling twitter each tweet is taken a picture of and sent to his personal google drive and it works because nl and librarian are interlinked regarding their social media and have the exact same feed.

[@Slask69]

I'm 100% certain you didn't actually dream that.

[@hushpuppi3]

most of the anti-caffeine discourse stems from the fact that people are so tired of dealing with people who say they can't function until they have their coffee

[@MrShinjiTabris]

I have never heard someone say that in real life, and I have worked in offices

[@zoom3184]

my favorite insane sports fan tweets are the ones where they splice women pitching (softball/little league baseball/ceremonial first pitch) with Jose Bautista hitting a home run, and they get super hyped about it

[@sorenfarley]

1:38 holyyy not seeing 'talk tuah' in the chat almost cured me of my brainrot.

[@tinyturtle1898]

3:45 People should know if Geiger counter is beeping it is detecting low radiation. People hear it go from quiet to beeping and are like "whoa, radiation!" If you hear gaps between beeps, you're good. if you hear a high pitch, you're cooked

[@0ptimuscrime]

“Caffeine is the most socially acceptable drug” - children who aren’t allowed to drink red cordial

[@zoom3184]

the weed tweet was a cathartic read for me

[@coynelaundry]

its so real

[@DavidWoods255]

Awesome work as usual Libraian - loved the Dan integration

[@CycleMantis]

Yum, this egg banter shines. Forging a bond between gamers and my heart, smiley face emoji

[@emma_tm]

you arguing with people about hockey without watching hockey is really fucking funny

[@MrBigNicholas]

20:44 the amount of times ive had interactions like this on the internet is too damn many. "your the crazy one for assuming......." like??? im sorry i made a fair assumption based on the incomplete information you gave me!

[@Blaurot]

NL can do it cause he gets paid to entertain, you are making a FOOL out of yourself on the Internet FOR FREE. Why u assuming with incomplete informarton??

[@Blaurot]

Also brother, why you admitting to chronically argueing online, at least pretend you are normal😂

[@MrBigNicholas]

@Blaurot did you not watch the full thing I clipped? I'm assuming because that's all the information presented and they are either asking a question or making a statement in hopes they get a response. At that point you have to assume. And as for your second comment. You are doing exactly what your making fun of me for.....

[@MrBigNicholas]

@@Blaurot like why are you so upset? Are only entertainers allowed to be annoyed??

[@grit1]

If NL only knows David Mitchell from Peepshow he has a lot of catching up to do with British panel shows, he's in for a treat

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

been trying to convince him for so long, perfect content esp while doing admin work

[@LunchmeatLeo]

a david mitchell NL crossover? my life is complete

[@johnthomason9980]

I feel like the whole thing with people being weirdly anti-caffeine thing is often something that comes up when you criticize or even just make jokes about people smoking too much weed. People around Gen Z ages grew up on "weed is the devil and will fuck you up forever" propaganda, then they became adults and realized it's nowhere near that bad, and now whenever people point out that it still has it's problems, they get really defensive about the fact that they smoke it constantly and they try and rationalize it by going after another drug instead.

[@bunny_apocalypse]

@@godlyvex5543 its whataboutism

[@RickJaeger]

Who cares if they're biased. People might be biased the opposite way of the truth, or they might be biased towards the truth.

[@hippoheidinl]

11:30 this was so close to my language but not quite that I got jumpscared

[@JodyrJoestar]

This is the first NL video I’ve ever seen where NL kills a boss in a Souls Like game

[@dasamont8274]

As someone who never drinks caffeine, if I drink coke in the evening I'll genuinely struggle with falling asleep. It's almost funny

[@deatsu]

the saltybets mention, holy shit

[@Drekromancer]

Right? What a deep cut. I hadn't heard that name in years. 🥲

[@LoveBystroem]

Bits are hitting hard af in this one I have nothing to add

[@everfallendrop]

Love the vids Librarian, you're the best 😊 30:17 what anime is this? great clip lol

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

Taiho Shichauzo

[@everfallendrop]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau my goat. makes me proud to be a fellow sapling 😆

[@jeffypeters333]

Omg, I haven't heard someone else say Prozaks name in forever. I think I owned their first 2-4 CDs when I was younger. It helps also being exactly 35 so I can understand NL references lol

[@DLTyrus]

As a brit who's a big David Mitchell fan and seem more of him that just Would I Lie To You compilations, I feel the need to weight in here and say that David Mitchell is absolutely not posh. He leans into a character of a snobbish intellectual on panel shows (WILTY in particular, where he plays opposite Lee Mack who is playing the working class everyman) but his upbringing and life now are both very much middle class.

[@nunyabisness2679]

Letourneau @ Balatro I swear I just watched a poker God today, gonna go scissor off my hangdown so I can have this feeling forever

[@nmtkawb]

36:13 I've been watching NL for like 5 years? now, but NL without the headphone still freaks me out. like who tf even is that.

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

I love how the chicken guy doesn't want the light touching his food but is perfectly fine with tanking it to the chest, dude has his priorities straight

[@Dalparix]

Using the communal library

[@classicmax794]

that photo of david mitchell is so iconic i had it as my pfp on discord for like a year edit: i did not know there were more than one. i mean the one with the blue lighting

[@Otacanthus]

The NL acidosis bit is going strong

[@Zachafinackus]

The chicken shirt one is so good.

[@shanka3618]

look i love NL's shower rant as much as anybody here but David Mitchell rants are absolutely legendary

[@slashingraven]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[@wmidler]

lmao pretty sure Slowpuke works at a dispensary

[@andytheaardvark1]

As an itaewon andy i completely agree with NL. Living abroad you start with rose-colored glasses but usually realize theres no such thing as perfect anywhere

[@TheMrBrosef]

NL listing a bunch of famous tweets back to back like a pitcher lobbing softballs to the Librarian

[@draconocor]

I think I'm going to hold my investment dollars on the Thermonator until they come out with the mustard gas version.

[@rose4961]

Dan's laugh is honestly the most contagious laughter ever.

[@williammitchell6254]

Girthmaster makes as much as every teacher in my highschool combined. The system doesnt work.

[@williammitchell6254]

Nevermind i saw his penis dude is actually underpaid.

[@Drekromancer]

Solution: pay teachers based on their cock size

[@PisserFartShitt]

Well no actually the system is working exactly as intended. It just sucks

[@vertitron]

Drew Carey was not embarrassed about his tweets: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYDSkKSqgLyXpK8

[@milaberdenisvanberlekom4615]

Coffee within 90 mins of waking up is a hard drug

[@foreignuser_]

caffeine is one of these drugs that has an extremely high range of effect. while most people get the usual effects from caffeine, some are very sensitive to even small amounts. others can drink two cups before bed and not even notice. i think it mostly has to do with our body's personal set up enzymes along with our health status at any given time which changes the speed at which we can metabolize the drug

[@acetrainerben]

0:50 SLOWPUKE MENTIONED 🗣📢‼‼

[@childhoodfriendsalwayswin]

12:11 Saltybet mentioned

[@obnoxiouspedant]

POG I forgot about saltybet

[@irohwang]

I watched the whole vid expecting a metal reference, since I read the title "is ISIS a band"

[@dengernoodle4391]

I don't use twitter, NL clips would be indecipherable without some visual aid

[@lockbotirl2394]

I watch the same bits four times, once on the stream, once as clips on Librarian's twitter, once on the bits and banter uploads, and another time on these videos, and honestly? Wouldnt want it any other way.

[@Drekromancer]

Right ear: Librarian Twitter (Chinese) Left ear: NL stream, 2x speed

[@vader9133]

"send the dog into the phish concert" took me out

[@nuclearlemonade7519]

good morning gamers, stay pegged 🙏

[@keserumezofficial]

You should have a way to notice us when did you know what tweet he was talking about

[@junglerat7247]

The way NL cuts right to the heart of NoFap is a perfect example of why I watch this man.

[@kornelparoczai1763]

David Mitchell IS a male icon. He's a baddie

[@ZeroTTTempest]

babe wake up new have you seen this tweet dropped

[@Radignostic]

the problem with caffeine is it doesnt actually improve alertness, it prevents alertness loss over time. the better use of it is to prolong wakefulness, not reduce tiredness

[@MrAw3sum]

ah yes japan, famously known for being not xenophobic or racist.

[@Halokon]

The dog boy shit had me dead, gg chatter

[@tayo_95]

NL fully understands the Mark Corrigan

[@IBQ1]

David Mitchell posting Cereal

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Dudes, do in fact, rock

[@zoom3184]

I was on board with NL until the back to back “Kids in South Korea drink caffeine so it can’t be that bad” and “Coke Zero is caffeineless”

[@JanPospisilArt]

Drew Carey, girl. You can transition, I believe in you.

[@SirValoso]

I don't know why I half expected the librarian to edit in a pic of the girthmaster's tool for context...

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

I just saw people say wine bottle a lot if that helps

[@SirValoso]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Red or white wine?

[@GEM4sta]

It's less impressive than I imagine. Supposedly it's a 7 inch girth. A normal girth is like 5 in, so 40% larger, kinda meh

[@SirValoso]

@@GEM4sta Victor Wembanyama supposedly is only like 24% taller than average, kinda meh

[@GEM4sta]

@@SirValoso Tbh if basketball wasn't a thing it would be kinda meh. I mean just go look up a picture of the dick, it's just not that crazy. If it was a 10" girth I'd be interested. It's the equivalent of having a 8" penis basically

[@Hazed64]

Caffeine is the biggest and best example of placebo

[@kira-kz7zn]

omg they finally beat the boss

[@RainbowLizardOne]

I have never in my life encountered the anti caffeine demographic that NL keeps ranting about.

[@user6122]

they only exist among youth online

[@liesalllies]

Drew Carey's autobiography is really funny, i was a fan of his before he started the price is right and i remember thinking it was a weird choice because he seems not wholesome enough for that show. So it's funny that NL seems to have the reverse perspective.

[@Minecraft-rg9ty]

NL stays caffeine microdosing