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[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

WELCOME SPICYCAMMY TO THE NORTHERNLION NATION x.com/NorthernIion_LP/status/1827466394822484421

[@86pp73]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY WE'RE GOING TO SCISSOR FOR 10 HOURS

[@SapkaliAkif]

I love Jam2Go

[@BigBigBigJeff]

"There are rizzlers everywhere for those with eyes to see them" is a sentence never uttered by a human in existence

[@12antlers]

nl definitely in the top 10% for people with the greatest number of unique sentences

[@gamikhan9087]

@@12antlers only 10%? my man yaps for hours as his work

[@shadowwhip]

ngl, felt a little moved by this one

[@Shiftarus]

​@@gamikhan9087 he is too online, there is some serious competition in his particular brand of yapping

[@12antlers]

@@gamikhan9087 he's like top 1% alive rn but those ancient cavemen mfs prob got all the top spots bc everything they said was the first time anyone said it

[@FranXiT]

⚠️WARNING⚠️ OLD NL JUMPSCARE 15 MINUTES IN VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION

[@jellofan1578]

holy…. This guy is FUCKED

[@Felnoodle1]

That guy will never make it in KZbin

[@TheMouserEttin]

The most harrowing thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@voorp]

What is up with his voice.

[@ZZalles1]

COGNITOHAZARD

[@opossumboyo]

“I’m starting to get increasingly confused about The Rizzler” said Gyattman, angrily stroking his chin while looking at a map of Fallotham’s most recent crime spree

[@Hakasedess]

Honestly a webcomic about Gyattman and Mogging could do some numbers in today's online ecosystem

[@kajamatousek247]

+2

[@littler_motel]

They're getting NL to play the Poguin in the Gyattman movie!!! So based!!!

[@shadybadger7896]

Mr. Freeze is just Vanilla Ice

[@3dDoener]

NL talking about his ex girlfriend and chat going "k7" is such a +2

[@sannylad9204]

kevin

[@ZachAttack6089]

What does "k7" mean in that context?

[@zekrua4006]

@@ZachAttack6089 it's k8-1

[@PuchuKt]

​@@ZachAttack6089they call kate "k8", so her prototype/predecessor would be "k7"

[@jenm1]

+1

[@daveclarke1990]

"Yeah my wife wants to go on a cruise" "Your wife? Cmon man..." Absolutely savage

[@raizen1364]

15:33 you put a trigger warning for the rot tweet but not for this?

[@oshada]

I saw this when scrolling by around this time and was like no way is it possible. But it was indeed possible

[@sagecolvard9644]

When NL said that he had seen your apartment, I half expected you to pull up a picture like you would actually just dox yourself for the bit. Edit: 2 of the first 3 people who responded to this have Homestuck avatars. This means something, but I don't know what.

[@numbaonemeenahfan5193]

It’s all still on Librarian’s Twitter 🫣🫣

[@KeDe1606]

I mean, this is the same guy who revealed that he gets turned on by a bunch of playing cards on a whim, completely unprovoked. Also, I‘m pretty sure he revealed his face purely to get one up on k8 (to show her how eating a raw onion really „isn’t that bad“). This cannon is about as loose as it can get

[@grilha]

tbh not putting the pictures from his twitter up betrays his journalistic integrity

[@ashb7]

Librarian didn't do that, cause he did it in a video already lol. It's in the Bits and Banter vid titled "Skibidi Africanus" from a couple days ago, it's the first time NL talked about Librarian's apartment and he edited in the pics. There's even a timestamp called "NL roasts my apartment" or something, can't miss it

[@TurbopropPuppy]

i don't have a Homestuck avatar but i am also a homestuck so make of that what you will

[@ThisStrangeOdyssey]

There’s no way this guy talks this much

[@hiimkyle1894]

Yeah id prefer 5 hours of silence so I could focus on the gameplay.

[@literallyatiger64]

Clueless

[@BigBigBigJeff]

wait till this guy learns about livestreams

[@FranXiT]

HEWILLNEVER

[@Xenomnipotent]

Cereal

[@sunnyd1722]

He’s confused because the Russian soldier video was sped up. That makes it look fake as hell

[@Wohlfe]

I just figured he was slamming it so he could get out of there

[@GEM4sta]

I'm confused because wouldn't that bottle be like literally exploding? Was it uncarbonated?

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@GEM4staSoda when Flat soda walks in:

[@sunnyd1722]

Maybe he opened it slowly irl

[@sverenagain]

NL just wrong about the girlrot girl... ive checkednout her tiktok and its not just some bugs and trash. her house is unliveable, EASILY thousands of cockroaches, the bathroom looks like a serious health risk, she cant walk around her house because its piled with trash. dead bugs on all of her cooking utensils. whatever shes got going on is a very serious mental illness paired with horrible living circumstances... i hope she gets help soon because it was incredibly worrying

[@pinkmilk3254]

I was hoping to see someone say this lol, hoarding disorders are on par with any other serious mental illnesses that people don't really have control over. People don't typically live like this because of laziness or moral failing. I know he likes to punch down for content sometimes which can be funny, but I would expect something a little more nuanced from him than basically just saying skill diff.

[@wateryourplants5771]

🤓

[@sverenagain]

@@wateryourplants5771 ??

[@sverenagain]

@@wateryourplants5771 ??

[@wateryourplants5771]

@@sverenagain you are overly attached to what someone you will never know is saying

[@Kruimelvlaai544]

We're Librarian guys, of course we'll watch an hour of "Did You See This Tweet?" when we just wanted to come off the couch and do something with our lives Also, the inevitable Costco Guys Supercut is going to be amazing

[@livicottle]

matching up the russian drinking pepsi with NL's timing on the noises are the details that make the librarian the goat

[@AtaGunZ]

He said the kangaroo video was real recently... He went back to his old ways. Why is addiction like this?

[@imLidan]

He's invalidating my trauma from the time a kangaroo kicked my dog and split him down the middle like arthur Morgan skinning a rabbit in rdr2 kangaroos be fuckers the danger is real

[@williammitchell6254]

I remember everyone giving him shit for calling it fake in UCH.

[@mattgroening8872]

@@imLidanJesus man are you ok

[@imLidan]

@@mattgroening8872 yes simpson man the vet stitched him up well and he survived how was the Epstein plane by the way I've been meaning to ask

[@mattgroening8872]

@@imLidan ‘bitchin bro!

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

Content warning for the hoarder girl but no content warning for the blood-covered kidney stone is craaaaaazy

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

it kinda looks like bindingofisaacrebirth.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau can't deny that. I was thinking those spiky balls that a ton of video games have where enemies take damage from walking on them. I think they're a real thing too but don't ask me what those are called.

[@rottedpaint5228]

@@rice_frying_shrimp caltrops homie

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

@@rottedpaint5228 yes, those very ones, thank you mate!

[@TheMarkoSeke]

9:20 The speed with which Librarian linked the video in chat was genuinely terrifying

[@distortedjams]

28:18 The fact librarian was able to find a 200 viewed 3 likes tweet should be criminal.

[@Archimedes.5000]

I mean it's a reply, you just go there and search "diversity" until it's the right one

[@qn._.n]

the rainbolt of twitter

[@bubblebeamm]

surely in a few years we are gonna get a costco guys supercut right?

[@drflaggstaff9008]

lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil

[@SemiIocon]

10 Hours of BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

[@traplover6357]

33:38 "Hydroids" is a crazy word for water only people 😂

[@Felix-Orion]

Librarian's wife in the chat be like:

[@ballisstrife]

26:59 he called it

[@UnusedCanyon]

“you just got turned into chum for the algorithm” got me so bad dude lmao

[@niceshoot777]

15:30 Librarian cooked NL with this one so hard

[@lfwalrus]

Hey it holds up

[@williamclover6776]

Unfortunately the shirts were right 😔

[@IBQ1]

Just a note, the "AHAHAHAHAH" is actually 10x longer than shown in this tweet

[@jackmeyergarvey]

15:35 I'm so glad NL is out of his millennial posting era

[@TheGangstaEnte]

hitting us with the flashback on the "i had gross days in my distant past" is crazy

[@Bladedamus]

The funniest thing about NL's crusade about the "remember to drink water" people is that the man is apparently pissing more than your average person according to his wife. Dude's gotta be hydrated as fuck.

[@Schnellfisch]

You gotta imagine how much he drinks on his peloton rides. It probably sounds like a waterfall in the bathroom after those.

[@SeveralGhost]

​@@Schnellfisch if he was serious he'd just get a sports catheter

[@yarution367]

@@Schnellfisch Frying chicken in there

[@cedmco]

borat librarian be like: my wife

[@nikkovalidor4890]

cutting in the old NL clip of was pure "think fast chucklenuts" revenge from librarian holy moly

[@chainsaw2046]

The bit at 26:59 hits real hard after the election lmao

[@ImThatGuy9000]

The pepsi video does look like the Estus Flask drinking animation

[@Ic3Blade97]

9:30 He looks like Agent 47 dumped his body into the water

[@3dDoener]

+15 body hidden

[@squeedles_1943]

The chef after I take his hat:

[@bocks898]

“Yeah that’s what I woulda done”

[@katie-u4o3g]

46:59 SUSHI BIT MENTIONED

[@dealerman5955]

respect for putting nl calling you out on your wife bit in the video

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

SHE'S REAL

[@BudewFan_]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneaushe just goes to a different school

[@KevinFu5100]

27:04 HE IS THE LISAN AL GAIB!

[@sniggleboots]

hi librarian love the channel, please put a content warning for old voice NL, ty much love xoxo

[@andrewg3196]

Old NL literally doing the "adulting" joke smh

[@BikoFactory]

My wife loves your videos librarian

[@Coldsheep_]

Shoutouts to joel_joel joel_joel_joel just posting jlorp in damn near every clip love that for them

[@daveclarke1990]

"A genuine content warning? It cant be that bad" But it could, it absolutely could

[@sigma247]

27:13 Lisan Al Gaib!

[@dantebrown4399]

he will know our ways as if born to them

[@paxtonfaz1572]

I was not ready for that achievement video

[@gretafreitag2041]

The one thing that bugs me about NL sometimes is that he come to big conclusions about gender based on a sample size of 1, just Kate. Basically what comes down to individual differences between him and his spouse can't be applied to half the population lmao

[@Rags_222]

This is all millenials 99% of them cannot help but compare their experience to your own as if it supercedes. But that's why we love the boy

[@mcgoo721]

Especially when his sample is flawed, size be damned. A grown woman with a daughter that can't throw out a box with cat puke on it 🙄

[@nataliecameron]

The receipt god librarian not showning us the apartment pictures

[@knmrt2760]

The librarian dodged this one...

[@tommyfigura5546]

27:04 sadge

[@dylanhuynh507]

11:00 that’s the most fake real looking thumb I’ve ever seen

[@Delta-yy6dr]

Sopranos reboot but with the Costco Guys

[@IgneousGorilla]

We need The Rizzler as Pussy

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

That's already happening. That pizzeria footage was real CCTV

[@zyphicx9868]

24:40 When I'm playing Super Mario Odyssey and stumble upon a plump mushroom man awaiting me in a discreet location.

[@Rpsb2]

Librarian getting cooked about his “wife” is killing me. The people need answers librarian.

[@sscswimmer1]

12:57 "im not letting ben roethlesburger ruin one of them, I'll save that for my friends and family" is such a bad player to choose with the rest of that sentence holyyy

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

I went to take a nap after watching this video and woke up with an Aadams family parody in my head 🎶"With chicken bakes and cookies, Big Justice and his Daddy, The Rizzler and Anthony, The Cost-Co Family"🎶

[@meowsicle7463]

+2

[@skeptale]

As someone who only started watching NL in the past couple years that old clip of him doing generic gamer comedy was genuinely shocking

[@Wohlfe]

That Japanese girl rot video is crazy. Fascinating how Japanese NEETs/hoarders will bag all their trash up, but won't take the extra step to just take trash out on the way to the store or something.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

They're dirty, but GOD FORBID they're disorganised

[@joefromfamilyguy3952]

iirc in most places in japan u have to sort trash a particular way and only certain kinds of trash can go out on certain days so like maybe she has the habit of bagging and sorting but shes too mentally ill to take it out

[@Wohlfe]

@@joefromfamilyguy3952 I forgot about that, would make sense.

[@m.czandogg9576]

​@@joefromfamilyguy3952 Mental illness goes hard

[@jojak0512]

Japanese neets absolutely mog western neets, like they're not even playing the same game it's crazy. The only person I can think of that we have who's close to the same level is Asmongold but even then he like goes outside on occasion and speaks to people of the opposite gender and shit.

[@Ragnell123]

Of course that “forced politics” guy had a Geralt pfp. No politics in the Witcher games at all ICANT

[@zzeroara9511]

it's always that, star wars, gundam, Pokemon or star trek in the pfps of people who whine about irl issues in media

[@andros1486]

You forgot the Souls franchise​ @@zzeroara9511

[@redcv6706]

I saw a guy with a fucking Disco Elysium pfp complain about woke ruining games and movies.

[@reindeer_radio]

11:56 picking the wrong USC out of the grand total of two that exist in the country for this line is a good bit

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

83 year old Robert jumping in the ocean ragdoll style makes me respect the hell out of him.

[@PotionSellerGuy]

15:59 that is a 5 gamer score achievement at BEST librarian. I expect better of you smh my head

[@noxebop]

it just clicked, i don't believe in the librarian wife bit because you haven't mentioned having to get sushi yet.

[@ethanbaileylol2283]

starting the video off with a second of silence is pure evil. i thought something was wrong with my headphones

[@freezingdart]

46:41 holy fuck is that why I can't eat the same shit over and over? I'm 8 months in and just can't do that anymore lol

[@asceticrequiem]

I thought "big justice" was like the legal version of "big pharma"

[@Re_Mi_Fa]

I lowkey expected to see Librarian's home photos during 13:42 lmao

[@SpiceLettuce]

24:40 Me watching the results of the favourite Mario character poll and seeing my personal favourite is at the bottom

[@SpiceLettuce]

and also I was previously discussing a gambit 24:40 and 24:41 both include the wrong amount of words on either end

[@TheMarkoSeke]

The last clip into that outro was perfect lmao

[@asherward8720]

Is there a longer version of him singing like that at the end? Was dying laughing, would love to hear more of his versions

[@badicusvibesimus182]

Can I have the Nitrus today

[@kanarokan6060]

"Rizzler type individuals" should be framed

[@GLUBSCHI]

First time i saw spicycammy i went to her account, looked at the replies and it was three in a row on tweets about the tate brothers getting arrested saying something along the line of "free them, they did nothing wrong" so idk about her

[@sladunkaAa]

TAHTS WHAT HE SOUNDED LIKE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG? ?? im so freaked out who is that wwhhhooo is that man at 15:39 why is his voice doing that HELLO?

[@skeptale]

Yo why did we get a content warning for a messy room but not for a damn kidney stone

[@MrToddinoz]

Holy shit that factory worker taking 8000 hits a day is insane

[@joelMMD]

51:05 it's so weird to see northernlion bring up this kind of fandom post. you usually only see these if you're like 2 layers deep into whatever discord server or subreddit that'd appreciate it entirely on the basis that "look its character from media", which is also why a lot of them suck bad which itself makes this crazier considering the athf post is really good. like they nailed the personalities and dynamics as if the original string of messages was made for this. what the hell

[@iseriver3982]

Ryan's the kinda guy who'll see a bear standing up in a zoo and say it's a man in a suit.

[@jeb414]

11:10 counter argument - Lions vs 49ers 2023 NFC Championship 2nd half as a life long lions fan

[@Schickleru]

15:34 I still remember the "Chalk another one up for Hermione" bit from this video.

[@DanGleesac]

These edit are well done 👍

[@Mystery-pd6jc]

NL hasn't seen kangaroos move around enough, the kangaroo punch video is TOO real if you're Australian. They're literally bipedal deer. It's a jacked bipedal deer, they REALLY DO move like that

[@SemiIocon]

Every single thing I learned about the Costco guys was against my will and by NL talking about it. It makes me feel less terminally online even though he is a certified grass-toucher.

[@cloudfallen]

an hour long video of did you see this tweet we're eating good today

[@Angel_Flash]

i remember when i went to my friend's house in like the 4th grade or something his entire family were dead silent watching a soccer game while gorging themselves on huge bowls of popcorn and doritos while me and him were playing gamecube in his room and when i left his room to grab a drink his mom went "SSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at me when i asked her if i could have a snack

[@Deedledoodlit]

I notice, crucially, that the tweet claiming the HOA sent a photo of the lady pulling the weeds when telling her to pull the weeds, does not include include the alleged photo. Now given that, I'm not saying she's lying, but I am saying odds of her telling the truth are very low indeed.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yeah seemed like engagement bait tbh

[@zzeroara9511]

i would normally go "it's an HOA so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt" but she's got Twitter blue....you might as well have LIAR tattooed on your forehead

[@sjuvanet]

librarian i also say "my wife" a lot and it discombobulates people

[@Xanezz]

I get all of my latest pop culture information from ryab, thank you for your service librarian and stay pegged

[@carl493]

The Parking Illegally conversation reminds me of the time when me and my family where late to the Theater and couldnt find a space, so we just ended up parking right out front in of desperation, fully expecting coming back to a fine. Turns out, no one cared.

[@Dylan-uv3bi]

28:43 “I’m always trying to avoid politics” *First tweet is a cat turd quote*

[@DerpyEinstein]

how else are you supposed to chug soda thru a glass bottle with a narrow opening. The stuff slows down which is why if you aren't doing the cylcone trick to do a vaccum, you have to the up and down in order to get it out of the bottle fast. The optimal angle is retarded and different everytime for waterfalling soda.

[@teagancombest6049]

Just let it glug.... And sip it as it comes. Come on you dotnt need Pepsi 0.157% faster

[@HapticNoise]

15:33 fricked me up dude I've genuinely never seen NL content from that long ago

[@Furiac.]

I really thought the tennis player was an xqc viewer

[@ALR_music]

52:21 You could've told me NL was the voice actor of Meatwad and I would've 100% believed you

[@jt2aw15]

18:30 he keeps looking down i cant

[@knasigboll]

A second dishwasher instead of cabinets is crazy

[@kevykev188]

Best outro yet for sure 😂

[@obviobvi]

Librarian identifies the Japanese tiktokers he follows as his wives, and I cautiously respect that

[@NoName-ns6xr]

There is some sort of warframe joke you could make about hydroids seething, but i don't have the brainpower for it right now

[@PhantomHalf]

I once drank till I blacked out while playing dark souls with a friend of mine. I woke up mid sleep vomited went to sleep and when I woke up I slipped on the vomit. After I got up I tried looking for the mop to clean up but I couldn’t find it so I decided to shower first and there it was covered in vomit in the shower. So at one point I slept walked got the mop tried to mop the vomit and left it in the shower.

[@specialagentdustyponcho1065]

regarding the dish cleaning drama this is why cast iron is king. Only cleaning tools needed are water, a sponge, a piece of steel wool, and maybe a teeny bit of soap if something's real nasty. But normally you don't use soap. They're damn near indestructible, just DO NOT PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[@nonharmon]

I legit thought this was an ad at 15:32

[@internettevarolanadam]

People usually acts weird especially in distress. An actor would play it better if he was acting like a dude drinking soda in a warzone. Its like that medival names jennifer theory. Its anormal to act normal in a anormal situation.

[@berkeleyisonline160]

the answer to nls questions abt the political shirts is that the kind of ppl who would vote harris/walz arent the kind of ppl who would wear a big loud shirt with their candidates names on it.