David Mitchell Stunned by Janet Street-Porter's Stupidity! | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

[@lindasegerious9248]

"I think you're aiming at triple digits" 😀

[@patrickdoyle9369]

It just goes to show you how stupid she really is.

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

Funny how it the clip starts with rob telling people to fake laugh at his jokes, and ends with david doing a fake laugh at his joke.

[@SpeckleKen]

Or, more probably, they edited him in from a different moment.

[@c0mputer]

That ending laugh from David is a little scary.

[@Tryo707]

He'd just gotten intimately familiar with just how annoying Janet can be. Such a loathsome individual.

[@ClearLight1967]

@@Tryo707 Mitchell is pretty loathesome as well. Not keen on Brydon or Mack either, or old cokey-nose.

[@gumshake689]

​@@ClearLight1967then why are you here exactly?

[@ModMokkaMatti]

It's scary to think there was a time when David Mitchell wasn't yet a permanent panel show hack, and he's rolling in the big bucks now from this shite.

[@lairddougal3833]

Note to those posting. This is not a documentary.

[@GroovingPict]

she's easily the most thoroughly unpleasant guest ever on WILTY

[@TheSeafordian]

But everybody knows who she is despite the fact she has no talent. Therefore she's a genius.

[@tombstonerforever9374]

Sharon Osbourne was worse

[@ianxltd]

Is this the ep where she gets up to physically slap David?

[@jonsmith5058]

I mean she’s always seemed very repellent. I’ve only seen her to be tolerable on the F Word but Gordon was rather nice to her and took her scathing remarks on the chin. The problem is I genuinely cannot tell if she just cannot take a joke and is being a rude cow or is trying to be funny but has no timing or charisma so just comes across rude.

[@christopherdean1326]

You could omit the words "on WILTY" from that sentence.....

[@332tube]

0:05 I never got Robs joke about Scottish women, allergic to 'bins'? Or have I misheard it?

[@noneyabizz8337]

I think it's a reference to something earlier in the show

[@whatever4065]

He says they claim to be allergic to bins to get out of love-making. I guess the mental image is some woman having s*x with a stranger among the bins behind a pub (for example).

[@fenhen]

@@whatever4065 Yeah, it’s a joke about Scottish people having sex in dirty places.

[@jimisi7424]

Bins ( garbage can, rubbish bin) she didnt want to do it on top of one. A somewhat common occurance in Scotland on a saturday night.

[@andrewcarson5850]

@@jimisi7424 Only when ya mam's aboot!

[@markawbolton]

That would be quite rational. What most folks to is write it on a piece of paper and put it in their wallet. Most plane wrecks don't burn. You could put the piece of cardboard up your jumper.

[@caldwellfisher5288]

You are right of coarse, (and probably why the other two called it out as true.) But getting a laugh on this show is more important than a logical conclusion.

[@panda4247]

Not all crashes end in fire though. The humans inside may be killed by the impact, which the cardboard will survive

[@terri6854]

Exactly.

[@terri6854]

Cardboard could EASILY survive a plane crash. Not everything burnable goes up in flames in a crash. There's clothes, seats, luggage, sick bags - all sorts of stuff at the scene.

[@Marcus-cc72]

What’s the point of supplying a fact about yourself (traumatic it may have been) when you obviously cannot take a couple light-hearted jokes…

[@andrewcarson5850]

The subtlest way of calling someone a moron without them realising it. Well played, Mr Mitchell, well played. She is a mron though, no doubt about that.

[@silvasilvasilva]

That was not subtle: 3:13

[@andrewcarson5850]

@@silvasilvasilva Subtle enough that the moron didn't notice, though.

[@zanussidish5685]

I know a couple of hundred others would have died in this completely imaginary situation. But it would have been a small price to pay

[@jonb4020]

Actually, David's comment is incorrect: it is likely that a piece of card would survive and impact when a person would not. Only fire would destroy it, and not every plane crash ends in fire by any means.

[@adeadgirl13]

God bless her husband.

[@ysgol3]

Jesus, imagine waking up next to her. I remember Bernard Manning demolishing her on a chat show, I wish it was on KZbin.

[@ckpemac5268]

Misogynist and proud, right? I'm proud of you, even if nobody else is. :)

[@ysgol3]

@@ckpemac5268 Hi, no no, not misogynist, I just find Janet unbearable. PS I don't think much of you either!

[@hcrun]

That Street-Porter woman is obnoxious.

[@chockydog6960]

I was checking on how/ why she is famous. She knows about fashion. Well fuck me! I would have thought that was a lie

[@gitman3486]

Not saying I like her but writing on a piece of cardboard isn't a "moronic" act. People die for various reasons in crashes and not all fatal crashes burn everything in the cabin. The will being burned is a possibility but then so is her dying in the crash and the will remaining legible.

[@homagetogorto]

Anyone else just check Wikipedia for "is" vs. "was"?

[@adammacer]

I think a dictionary would be a better place to check

[@microwaveoven2]

She looks like a female Charlie Brooker

[@robertnewell5057]

I didn't hear D Mitchell being stunned by JS-P's stupidity, but he should have been, alongside her arrogance. Grim

[@daveabbott]

She never was the sharpest tool in the drawer

[@josdenis3684]

It’s not stupid at all. Notes were found after plane crashes. David is completely wrong about this. It’s what passengers do when they think they are not going to survive and their farewell notes are found.

[@hninzilwin3288]

Exactly. There was an incident in the US where a recently fired employee brought a gun on a plane gave a note to the pilot about what he was going to do and shot the pilot and the plane crashed with 40 people on board all Pan Am employees. His note to the pilot was found in the wreckage

[@hcrun]

@@hninzilwin3288 Rather different to writing out your last will & testament on the way down.

[@danielstephens7416]

Exactly, cardboard burns, but it is significantly more tolerant of impacts than humans.

[@gravysamich]

uh huh... yes, lets say it isn't stupid just because something has on very rare occasions worked... i have a slow learning cousin who once hammered a nail into a wall by headbutting it. i always thought the act was moronic, but by your metric i guess it is time to throw out all hammers.

[@kaspermoss8198]

@@hninzilwin3288 Source? Because I don't believe that happened.

[@nikserof2183]

0:54 I can't imagine being married to him. 1:46 She looks kinda evil.

[@MickeyMouse-ul2zs]

All the cogs whirring in her brain are trying desperately to keep the body working leaving sweet FA for actual thought process.

[@AceHermes]

Absolute bollocks. I used to love this show but the more these kind of obviously fake stories appear the less I like it. Come on, think about it 🙄